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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:20,314 --> 00:01:22,650 I'm not falling for it. 2 00:01:38,900 --> 00:01:40,868 Exactly! 3 00:02:38,926 --> 00:02:42,797 - ...which the South Koreans claim was an unprovoked attack 4 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:44,197 by the North Koreans. 5 00:02:47,769 --> 00:02:51,271 - ...what is now the fifth week of violence between Palestinians 6 00:02:51,304 --> 00:02:53,007 and Israelis... 7 00:02:53,041 --> 00:02:55,910 - I'm sure it's only a matter of time before they have that sorted out huh? 8 00:02:55,943 --> 00:02:58,345 - Tottenham fans pelting the Chelsea fans with bottles and 9 00:02:58,378 --> 00:03:00,148 accumulated rubbish. 10 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:03,017 - ...between Republicans and Democrats, with even 11 00:03:03,051 --> 00:03:04,484 some fisticuffs and shoving... 12 00:03:04,519 --> 00:03:06,554 - Have they all just gone mad?! 13 00:03:06,587 --> 00:03:10,390 - Tottenham or the Americans? - The whole feckin' lot of them! 14 00:03:10,424 --> 00:03:13,293 - ...Pakistan blaming India for the renewed... 15 00:03:13,326 --> 00:03:15,328 - Ah for fuck sake! 16 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:18,132 Do they even know what they're fighting about anymore? 17 00:03:18,166 --> 00:03:20,601 - Well... - What is it they want? 18 00:03:20,635 --> 00:03:22,637 Could they even tell you if you asked them? 19 00:03:22,670 --> 00:03:26,306 - Well there are many historical and geopolitical factors at work... 20 00:03:26,339 --> 00:03:29,443 - Don't be gettin' wise with me now son! 21 00:03:29,476 --> 00:03:32,780 I'm dying you know. - Ah, you're not dying at all! 22 00:03:32,814 --> 00:03:34,281 - No?! 23 00:03:34,314 --> 00:03:38,186 Well I'm not lying here because I'm turning twenty feckin' one, am I?! 24 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,921 - Ah, you're all right. 25 00:03:39,954 --> 00:03:45,325 - Who am I to talk, sure we're no better than those feckers on the telly. 26 00:03:45,358 --> 00:03:47,862 - You and me?! - Our family. 27 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:49,229 The whole lot of us. 28 00:03:49,262 --> 00:03:51,699 The whole, sorry story. 29 00:03:53,601 --> 00:03:56,104 Did I ever tell you about me grandfather? 30 00:03:56,137 --> 00:03:58,706 - Did you now? Let me think, eh... 31 00:03:58,740 --> 00:04:00,307 - Me father's father... - And the brother. 32 00:04:00,340 --> 00:04:02,143 - That's right! 33 00:04:02,176 --> 00:04:07,347 As close as close could be, until his brother sailed to America and they never 34 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:09,751 spoke again, not a word. 35 00:04:09,784 --> 00:04:14,789 Generation after generation, forbidden we were to even speak of the American 36 00:04:14,822 --> 00:04:20,460 family and for what?! Some petty argument a century ago. 37 00:04:21,394 --> 00:04:26,734 So many wasteful years, shameful! 38 00:04:32,707 --> 00:04:35,977 - I want you to do something for me... - A cup of tea! 39 00:04:36,010 --> 00:04:37,211 - Quiet! 40 00:04:37,245 --> 00:04:38,980 Listen to me now! 41 00:04:44,384 --> 00:04:48,856 I want you to make things right, son. 42 00:04:48,890 --> 00:04:52,794 I want you to find our American family and make things right. 43 00:04:52,827 --> 00:04:59,366 - All right Da, I will, you have my word on it. 44 00:04:59,399 --> 00:05:01,936 - Now, I want you to call them now! 45 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:03,403 - What do you mean "now"? 46 00:05:03,436 --> 00:05:04,906 - How much time do you think I've got left? 47 00:05:04,939 --> 00:05:10,678 - I don't even know... - There was a cousin on that side... 48 00:05:10,711 --> 00:05:16,517 Joseph, I believe, had a son your age, give or take, called Barry. 49 00:05:16,551 --> 00:05:19,954 Made quite a name for himself over there in New York. 50 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:22,757 Very successful he was too. 51 00:05:22,790 --> 00:05:27,061 Your man Paddy down in Shanagarry, he sent us a magazine article about him, 52 00:05:27,094 --> 00:05:28,563 do you recall that? - No. 53 00:05:28,596 --> 00:05:30,363 - Well, he did! - I'm not arguing. 54 00:05:30,397 --> 00:05:35,136 - The point being, is this fella would be the current descendant of the American 55 00:05:35,169 --> 00:05:37,437 side of the family. 56 00:05:37,470 --> 00:05:42,610 Barry, last name would be Gorman, same as us. 57 00:05:43,443 --> 00:05:46,314 And it's him you need to find. 58 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:47,949 - Look, I, I, I, I wouldn't even... 59 00:05:47,982 --> 00:05:50,585 - Ah Jaysus, do they not have telephone directories in America?!? 60 00:05:50,618 --> 00:05:54,088 - Yeah, of course they do... - Then just do this for me lad. 61 00:05:55,223 --> 00:05:57,424 The last request of a dying man. 62 00:05:57,457 --> 00:06:02,864 - All right, all right Dad, I'll do it, okay. 63 00:06:02,897 --> 00:06:05,533 - Thank you. 64 00:06:05,566 --> 00:06:09,604 - Oh, that cup of tea would be grand when you're coming back. 65 00:06:29,790 --> 00:06:31,125 - Jesus! 66 00:06:32,459 --> 00:06:34,528 Jaysus Aine, you frightened the life out of me! 67 00:06:34,562 --> 00:06:38,431 - I heard himself was dying, so I came to say goodbye. 68 00:06:38,465 --> 00:06:41,369 - But he doesn't want to see you! We never liked you. 69 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:44,939 - I know, that's why I came to say goodbye. 70 00:07:03,925 --> 00:07:05,226 - Oh! 71 00:07:05,259 --> 00:07:07,194 - I heard you were dying. 72 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:10,131 So I came to say goodbye. 73 00:07:10,164 --> 00:07:12,199 - Alright then, that's grand... 74 00:07:13,234 --> 00:07:14,434 Goodbye! 75 00:07:35,056 --> 00:07:36,557 - Cock sucker! 76 00:07:36,590 --> 00:07:38,826 You know who did do it, they're trying to fuck with you! 77 00:07:38,859 --> 00:07:40,493 - No they're not, they're just... 78 00:07:40,528 --> 00:07:42,196 - Oh yeah, they are, they're tryna low ball you. 79 00:07:42,229 --> 00:07:43,998 Listen to me, listen to me. 80 00:07:44,031 --> 00:07:47,435 There's a reason people come to us, because we build faster, we build better 81 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:50,705 and by the way, a project this size, what are you kidding me!? 82 00:07:50,738 --> 00:07:52,640 - First of all, why are you out of breath? 83 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:54,275 - Just getting my steps in, 84 00:07:54,308 --> 00:07:56,043 I got 2,300 more to do. 85 00:07:56,077 --> 00:07:57,244 - In the house?! 86 00:07:57,278 --> 00:07:59,847 - Yeah, because once around the couch is like 11 steps. 87 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:03,417 So that means I only have to do like... - Okay, Dad, that's insane! 88 00:08:03,451 --> 00:08:05,720 When Dr. Gittleman said to exercise, I don't... 89 00:08:05,753 --> 00:08:08,522 - Hold on hon, the other phone's ringing now. 90 00:08:08,556 --> 00:08:09,857 - Really!? Who calls you on the landline? 91 00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:12,426 - Telemarketers and wrong numbers. 92 00:08:12,460 --> 00:08:13,961 Hello. Not interested. 93 00:08:13,995 --> 00:08:16,230 - Hello, I'm wondering if I have the right number? 94 00:08:16,263 --> 00:08:17,497 - Oh, I seriously doubt it. 95 00:08:17,531 --> 00:08:18,733 - Are you by any chance 96 00:08:18,766 --> 00:08:21,302 the Barry Gorman, whose father may or may not 97 00:08:21,335 --> 00:08:25,139 have been called Joseph and who has relatives in Ireland who he's never spoken to? 98 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:29,043 - Who is this? - Well, if you are him, I am your cousin. 99 00:08:29,076 --> 00:08:34,615 Sort of, on the Irish side, if you hadn't guessed. 100 00:08:34,648 --> 00:08:37,184 - Hold on one second... Sweetie, I'm gonna call you back. 101 00:08:37,218 --> 00:08:38,619 - Bye. - Yeah. 102 00:08:38,652 --> 00:08:41,489 - Do you know how many Barry Gormans there are in the New York City 103 00:08:41,522 --> 00:08:43,557 telephone directory? 104 00:08:43,591 --> 00:08:45,726 Would you care to wager a guess? 105 00:08:46,427 --> 00:08:47,595 - No. 106 00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:51,432 - 132, isn't that amazing? 107 00:08:51,465 --> 00:08:53,300 Luckily, you're in the top 20, 108 00:08:53,334 --> 00:08:55,102 so fair play to you, sir. 109 00:08:55,136 --> 00:08:58,406 - Okay, yeah, I'm still a little bit... I'm sorry... what is, what is your name? 110 00:08:58,439 --> 00:09:00,174 - Forgive me, did I not say? 111 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:02,376 I am your cousin Ciaran. 112 00:09:02,410 --> 00:09:04,712 Last name Gorman, same as you. 113 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:06,781 I'm calling on behalf of my father. 114 00:09:06,814 --> 00:09:08,649 - And you're here in New York? 115 00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:10,618 - Oh, no, no, no, 116 00:09:10,651 --> 00:09:12,787 although I've always wanted to go, you know. 117 00:09:12,820 --> 00:09:15,790 Looks enchanting, all those skyscrapers. 118 00:09:15,823 --> 00:09:18,659 You must never tire looking up. 119 00:09:18,692 --> 00:09:22,229 No, I'm calling from the next parish over, 120 00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:25,299 Ireland. 121 00:09:28,035 --> 00:09:29,236 - Okay! 122 00:09:29,270 --> 00:09:33,441 The reason I'm reaching out is that my father, 123 00:09:33,474 --> 00:09:35,776 Fergus is his name, 124 00:09:35,810 --> 00:09:38,145 last name, Gorman. - I understand. 125 00:09:38,179 --> 00:09:43,150 - The thing is, my father, well he's been unwell and 126 00:09:43,184 --> 00:09:44,685 he is not a young man. 127 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:47,788 - I see, and how is it that I can help? 128 00:09:47,822 --> 00:09:50,658 - Oh nothing like that! No, no, no, no, no. 129 00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:52,693 The reason I'm calling is, 130 00:09:52,726 --> 00:09:56,297 are you familiar with the story of the 131 00:09:56,330 --> 00:09:58,132 grandfathers, the two brothers? 132 00:09:58,165 --> 00:10:00,301 - Yes... vaguely. 133 00:10:00,334 --> 00:10:02,269 - Ah, me too, yeah. 134 00:10:02,303 --> 00:10:04,271 But all I know for certain is 135 00:10:04,305 --> 00:10:05,172 that there was a falling out. 136 00:10:05,206 --> 00:10:06,841 - Yes. 137 00:10:06,874 --> 00:10:13,515 - And, well, it's my dad's wish that we can rectify the situation, you know, make 138 00:10:13,548 --> 00:10:16,217 peace between the two sides of the family. 139 00:10:18,052 --> 00:10:19,086 - Okay?! 140 00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:26,093 - You know, well that's why I'm calling, to extend an olive branch as it were. 141 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:29,497 - All right, well, sure! 142 00:10:29,531 --> 00:10:30,599 All right, yeah, that sounds nice. 143 00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:32,366 Okay! 144 00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:36,137 - So maybe someday, if we ever find ourselves on the same side of the ocean, 145 00:10:36,170 --> 00:10:42,611 we could perhaps raise a glass in friendship and wipe the slate clean? 146 00:10:42,643 --> 00:10:44,645 - Yeah, sure. Okay. 147 00:10:46,180 --> 00:10:47,516 That sounds nice. 148 00:10:47,549 --> 00:10:48,583 - Right, well, 149 00:10:48,617 --> 00:10:49,984 I won't take up any more your time. 150 00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:53,487 - Okay, all right, well, nice to meet you. 151 00:10:57,691 --> 00:11:03,764 - Well then, I suppose I'll be going. Godspeed. 152 00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:07,602 - You too Aine, Godspeed yourself as well. 153 00:11:07,636 --> 00:11:11,172 - You take care now, I won't be seeing you. 154 00:11:19,013 --> 00:11:22,183 - Hands down the best sex I ever had. 155 00:11:22,216 --> 00:11:23,552 - Just now?! 156 00:11:23,585 --> 00:11:25,352 - No, not just now! 157 00:11:25,386 --> 00:11:26,787 Don't be thick! 158 00:11:27,922 --> 00:11:31,192 It was a lifetime ago, before I met your ma, of course. 159 00:11:31,225 --> 00:11:34,629 Though I always suspected your ma had an inkling. 160 00:11:34,663 --> 00:11:36,997 She never cared much for Aine. 161 00:11:37,031 --> 00:11:39,433 - I remember. - That'd be why. 162 00:11:40,434 --> 00:11:43,204 So how did we do? - What?! 163 00:11:43,237 --> 00:11:46,373 - The yank, did you manage to track him down? 164 00:11:46,407 --> 00:11:48,809 - Yes, I did. - Grand. 165 00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:50,811 - Bit of a needle in a haystack, actually. 166 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:53,948 But I managed to find your man Barry. 167 00:11:53,981 --> 00:11:57,586 And he proved to be quite amenable, so... 168 00:11:57,619 --> 00:11:59,920 - So when does he arrive? 169 00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:01,222 - What?! 170 00:12:01,255 --> 00:12:04,693 - When does he get here? When do I get to meet him? 171 00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:10,965 - No, we didn't go that far, Jaysus no, I mean, we sort of agreed in principle. 172 00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:15,035 - In principle, Jesus, Mary and Joseph, lad, I asked you to do one thing for me! 173 00:12:15,069 --> 00:12:18,239 - You asked me to find him, not invite him over. 174 00:12:18,272 --> 00:12:21,809 - Well of course invite him over, how else am I gonna meet him? 175 00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:23,978 - We don't even know the man! 176 00:12:24,011 --> 00:12:26,947 He can't just drop everything and... - I'm dying. 177 00:12:26,981 --> 00:12:29,517 - Stop saying that! You're grand. 178 00:12:29,551 --> 00:12:31,252 - Tis far from grand I am. 179 00:12:31,285 --> 00:12:35,489 Now you get back down there and for God's sake get the fella over! 180 00:12:54,509 --> 00:12:56,410 - Wow! - Right. 181 00:12:56,443 --> 00:13:00,047 I mean, I never heard of the guy my entire life, now he calls me twice in five minutes. 182 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,882 - And he wants you to just go to Ireland?! 183 00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:03,817 - Yeah! - And you don't think it's like a scam? 184 00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:08,757 - Oh, believe me, that's what I thought, but nah, he knew too much, 185 00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:11,458 stuff I remember from letters my father had. 186 00:13:11,492 --> 00:13:12,826 - Is he asleep? 187 00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:15,262 - Oh, yeah, he's out like a light. 188 00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:18,265 My God, he's beautiful! 189 00:13:18,633 --> 00:13:20,034 - He's so... 190 00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:24,238 Every day he does something new that just blows my mind. 191 00:13:24,739 --> 00:13:26,173 Please don't say it. 192 00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:28,008 - I'm not. 193 00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:33,782 - I just don't understand how she could walk out on you when you have a brand 194 00:13:33,814 --> 00:13:35,049 new baby. - Jesus! 195 00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:36,817 - I'm sorry, I don't. - Sshh! 196 00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:38,052 - I'm sorry, I don't. 197 00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:40,087 - Nobody walked out, it was a mutual decision. 198 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,089 - Yeah, but to raise a child by yourself... 199 00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:44,291 - I'm the one who wanted a child. - I know. 200 00:13:44,325 --> 00:13:47,227 - Rachel never wanted kids, I knew that upfront. 201 00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:50,197 This is what I chose, it will be fine. 202 00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:52,667 - But yeah, but... - I will be fine! 203 00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:54,602 Anyway, I think you should go. 204 00:13:55,537 --> 00:13:57,204 - Where?! - Ireland. 205 00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:59,173 - Are we back on me now? - Yes, we are. 206 00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:01,509 I think you should go. - To Ireland? 207 00:14:01,543 --> 00:14:02,876 - Yeah. - Why? 208 00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:05,913 - His father's dying. - I don't know the guy! 209 00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:07,649 - He's your cousin! - So? 210 00:14:07,682 --> 00:14:11,753 And besides, there's too many things going on here anyway, this 57th Street 211 00:14:11,786 --> 00:14:15,590 deal is a monstrosity and I'm telling you, if we don't break ground by the first of the year 212 00:14:15,623 --> 00:14:19,694 - Dad. - and the city is being a total asshole on the zoning rights... 213 00:14:19,728 --> 00:14:21,328 - Dad, I got it covered. 214 00:14:23,464 --> 00:14:25,432 - I know you do. 215 00:14:25,466 --> 00:14:27,802 - What did every one of your doctors tell you to do? 216 00:14:27,836 --> 00:14:30,237 - Rest! And exercise. 217 00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:32,741 - Exactly. - Which, to me, pick one or the other. 218 00:14:32,774 --> 00:14:34,241 - Well, this is perfect. 219 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:37,311 You get a little vacation. - In Ireland!? 220 00:14:38,613 --> 00:14:40,147 - Oh my God! 221 00:14:40,414 --> 00:14:41,516 - What?! 222 00:14:41,549 --> 00:14:42,784 - It's like that movie! 223 00:14:42,817 --> 00:14:44,885 - What movie? - Your favourite movie. 224 00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:46,987 Oh my God, it's exactly you. 225 00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:49,423 Divorced guy goes to a little town in Ireland. 226 00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:52,560 - He wasn't divorced, he worked for an oil company, he went there on 227 00:14:52,594 --> 00:14:56,664 business and by the way that was not Ireland, that was Scotland! 228 00:14:56,698 --> 00:14:57,699 - Whatever, what's the difference? 229 00:14:57,732 --> 00:14:59,032 - Two totally separate countries. 230 00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:01,235 - You always said you wanted to go. - Not for real! 231 00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:04,639 No I said it like, I'd love to go sometime, like that! 232 00:15:04,672 --> 00:15:06,440 - Well here it is. 233 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:12,647 Maybe, you know, there's some cosmic reason this call came right now, at this 234 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:17,685 moment in your life, divorce, heart attack and then out of the blue this? 235 00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:22,524 - I don't think so. 236 00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:25,025 - What's the worst that could happen? 237 00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:27,294 - I don't want to go. - The man's dying! 238 00:16:00,829 --> 00:16:03,263 - Hello? - Okay, I'm coming. 239 00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:12,172 - Good afternoon and welcome aboard our nonstop flight to Dublin, 240 00:16:12,206 --> 00:16:16,410 please make yourself comfortable, as we are scheduled for take-off in the next 241 00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:17,645 10 minutes. 242 00:16:36,531 --> 00:16:38,165 - In preparation for take-off 243 00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:43,403 we ask all passengers to please take their seats. 244 00:16:44,973 --> 00:16:47,107 - Champagne? - Sure, thank you. 245 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,109 - Are you visiting Ireland for business or pleasure? 246 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:52,212 - Well, that's what we're gonna find out. 247 00:17:04,526 --> 00:17:07,762 - Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Ireland. 248 00:17:07,795 --> 00:17:10,030 Local time is 10:45. 249 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:15,102 - The next train to depart from platform 2 will be the 1400 hours Iarnród Eireann 250 00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:21,341 train to Ennis, calling at Newbridge, Monasterevin, Portarlington, Portlaoise, 251 00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:24,812 Ballybrophy, Templemore, Thurles, Limerick and Ennis. 252 00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:39,319 - You wouldn't happen to Barry by any chance would you? 253 00:18:43,891 --> 00:18:45,459 Well... 254 00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:49,864 Ahhh, sure we could be brothers! 255 00:18:50,732 --> 00:18:52,533 Welcome home. 256 00:18:55,870 --> 00:18:58,405 Let me take that. - Thank you. 257 00:19:02,910 --> 00:19:05,412 - Oh, you're gonna drive?! 258 00:19:14,889 --> 00:19:16,624 Okay! 259 00:19:35,510 --> 00:19:39,379 - Is it your first time in Ireland? - Yeah, first time, never been. 260 00:19:39,413 --> 00:19:41,916 - Wonderful, wonderful. 261 00:19:41,949 --> 00:19:45,687 - It's so, so pretty. 262 00:19:47,088 --> 00:19:50,424 - Yes, yes, it is that. 263 00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:53,695 Unquestionably pretty. - It's very pretty. 264 00:19:56,698 --> 00:20:00,702 You know what a place like that would go for in Manhattan? 265 00:20:00,735 --> 00:20:05,973 No, no, I'm saying, you know we don't have open space like this and if 266 00:20:06,007 --> 00:20:09,110 we did, I guarantee you somebody would put up a big high rise right in the 267 00:20:09,143 --> 00:20:14,381 middle of it and then another one right next to it, a little bit higher just to piss off 268 00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:18,986 the people in the first one. - And why would they do that?! 269 00:20:19,020 --> 00:20:24,158 - No, no they wouldn't, they wouldn't do that, I was just, you know, saying that... 270 00:20:25,459 --> 00:20:28,529 I was only codding ye. - You what? 271 00:20:28,563 --> 00:20:32,299 - I was taking the piss, you know, having you on. 272 00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:35,103 - Okay. - I was teasing you. 273 00:20:35,136 --> 00:20:36,704 - Yeah, got it. 274 00:20:39,774 --> 00:20:45,012 - I understood what you were saying, whilst pretending I didn't. 275 00:20:45,046 --> 00:20:46,313 - Got it. 276 00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:49,684 Alright, funny, that's good, that's good. 277 00:20:49,984 --> 00:20:51,719 - Yeah. 278 00:20:53,588 --> 00:20:55,990 It is lovely. - That's all I was saying. 279 00:21:20,648 --> 00:21:23,117 - I hope you're not offended that we put you up in town. 280 00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:24,317 - No, please. 281 00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:26,120 - No, it's just, with me father the way he is. 282 00:21:26,154 --> 00:21:27,722 - Of course, don't be silly. 283 00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:29,891 - Here we are. 284 00:21:29,924 --> 00:21:31,391 - This is nice. 285 00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:34,427 - Well, this way I thought you could have a rest and, you know, settle in. 286 00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:36,230 Yeah, it's perfect. 287 00:21:36,264 --> 00:21:39,499 - Ah well, it's not the Ritz now, you know, but you'll be comfortable enough. 288 00:21:39,534 --> 00:21:41,334 - This is just perfect. 289 00:21:41,368 --> 00:21:44,505 - Gorman's Funeral Directors, is that you, is that us? 290 00:21:44,539 --> 00:21:46,439 - Yes it is indeed, yeah. 291 00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:48,475 It was me father's business. 292 00:21:48,509 --> 00:21:51,411 Now it's mine, ah it's a living you know. 293 00:21:51,444 --> 00:21:53,981 Well, not for our customers it's not! 294 00:21:54,015 --> 00:21:55,283 - No, not for them. 295 00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:57,685 - Our customers wouldn't be living... - They wouldn't, no. 296 00:21:57,718 --> 00:22:00,021 - You wouldn't need a funeral home if you were... 297 00:22:00,054 --> 00:22:02,023 - Yeah, I got it, yeah. 298 00:22:03,191 --> 00:22:05,660 I'm coming, I'm coming. 299 00:22:07,895 --> 00:22:12,166 You only need to hit it once you know, we're not the bloody bells of Ballindooley! 300 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,433 - The what?! 301 00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:16,037 - Is this him, the Yank? 302 00:22:16,070 --> 00:22:17,205 - I can hear you. 303 00:22:17,238 --> 00:22:19,372 - Welcome, welcome. 304 00:22:19,406 --> 00:22:20,675 - Thank you. 305 00:22:20,708 --> 00:22:24,712 - We have your room all ready for you. - Okay. 306 00:22:24,745 --> 00:22:28,583 - And plenty of fresh towels. - Terrific. 307 00:22:28,616 --> 00:22:31,719 - I do hope you like it sir. 308 00:22:31,752 --> 00:22:34,956 - I'm sure it'll be just fine, thank you. 309 00:22:34,989 --> 00:22:36,389 - I'll take it from here. 310 00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:39,060 - I'll collect you about half six, right? - Huh? 311 00:22:39,093 --> 00:22:41,562 - Sorry, six thirty. - Okay. 312 00:22:41,596 --> 00:22:44,632 - And thank you again, really. - No problem. 313 00:22:47,602 --> 00:22:55,408 - I'm not one to speak ill of others, but that's a strange family you've got. 314 00:22:55,442 --> 00:22:58,012 - Really? - A sneaky lot. 315 00:22:58,346 --> 00:22:59,981 - Sneaky!? 316 00:23:01,448 --> 00:23:03,851 - He's been very nice to me so far. 317 00:23:04,886 --> 00:23:07,221 - Okay. 318 00:23:07,255 --> 00:23:09,257 - I'll show you to your room. 319 00:23:09,290 --> 00:23:13,060 - Okay, thank you, all right. 320 00:23:13,961 --> 00:23:14,896 - I'll get it! 321 00:23:14,929 --> 00:23:16,631 - No, no, no, please, you don't have to... 322 00:23:16,664 --> 00:23:21,302 - Ah! That's how it's done around here, I'll get it. 323 00:23:21,335 --> 00:23:23,771 Oh, you'll get it. 324 00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:13,788 Aw shit! 325 00:24:13,821 --> 00:24:16,090 So sorry, I must have fallen asleep. 326 00:24:16,123 --> 00:24:18,960 - Ah not a problem, no, sure you had quite a journey. 327 00:24:18,993 --> 00:24:22,663 No, no car, are you not up for a little walk? 328 00:24:23,631 --> 00:24:26,400 - Is it far? - Ah no, not really. 329 00:24:26,434 --> 00:24:28,569 - Sure, why not? 330 00:24:28,602 --> 00:24:31,539 I gotta get my steps in anyway. - Your what? 331 00:24:31,572 --> 00:24:34,108 - Steps, I gotta get my steps, doctor's orders. 332 00:24:34,141 --> 00:24:37,378 10,000 steps a day I'm supposed to get. - Jesus, 10,000! 333 00:24:37,411 --> 00:24:41,782 - Which sounds like a lot but I'll tell you, when I first started, you get three or 334 00:24:41,816 --> 00:24:44,418 four just walking around the kitchen, you get three or four. 335 00:24:44,452 --> 00:24:46,887 - Here we are! 336 00:24:46,921 --> 00:24:50,224 Ladies and gentlemen, listen up, listen up, hey, hey, hey! 337 00:24:51,292 --> 00:24:53,227 Cousin Barry from America. 338 00:24:56,864 --> 00:24:59,567 - Céad míle fáilte, welcome to Ireland. 339 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,335 - Welcome indeed. 340 00:25:01,369 --> 00:25:03,070 - So nice to have you here. 341 00:25:03,104 --> 00:25:05,740 When are you going back? I've a parcel you could take back to my niece, just a 342 00:25:05,773 --> 00:25:07,475 few sausages, a bit of tea bags. 343 00:25:07,508 --> 00:25:09,677 I hear they've shite tea in America, don't they! 344 00:25:09,710 --> 00:25:11,112 - Welcome to Ireland bro. 345 00:25:11,145 --> 00:25:14,382 - Yeah welcome... This here round's on me. 346 00:25:14,415 --> 00:25:17,184 - John Wayne... 347 00:25:17,218 --> 00:25:19,053 - Barry. - Okay, hi. 348 00:25:19,086 --> 00:25:22,723 How nice to see you. - Let him through there lads. 349 00:25:28,529 --> 00:25:31,766 Dad, your great nephew Barry. 350 00:25:31,799 --> 00:25:34,668 All the way from America. He's come to see you. 351 00:25:34,702 --> 00:25:38,472 - How do you do sir? It is, it is a pleasure to meet you. 352 00:25:38,507 --> 00:25:41,142 - The pleasure is entirely mine. 353 00:25:45,146 --> 00:25:46,881 A fine looking lad! 354 00:25:55,122 --> 00:25:57,591 - What did he say? 355 00:25:57,625 --> 00:26:01,395 - Oh, he said he thought you'd be taller. 356 00:26:03,532 --> 00:26:04,932 - I'd like you to hug. 357 00:26:04,965 --> 00:26:07,536 - You know we actually did. - I did earlier on. 358 00:26:07,568 --> 00:26:09,737 - When he picked me up. - But I didn't see it! 359 00:26:09,770 --> 00:26:11,172 - Well, we did it. - Dad, come on. 360 00:26:11,205 --> 00:26:14,975 - We certainly did. - I'd really like to see you hug. 361 00:26:15,009 --> 00:26:17,912 - Two hugs seems like a lot for one day. 362 00:26:17,945 --> 00:26:20,247 - Exactly. - Hug for feck sake! 363 00:26:24,852 --> 00:26:29,957 - Peace in me lifetime, never thought I'd live to see it. 364 00:26:30,624 --> 00:26:33,094 Let's seal it with a drink. 365 00:26:34,228 --> 00:26:36,130 Sláinte. 366 00:26:44,438 --> 00:26:46,575 - Here, try this. 367 00:26:46,607 --> 00:26:49,610 It's black pudding. Blood. 368 00:26:50,111 --> 00:26:51,245 Pig's blood. 369 00:26:55,382 --> 00:26:57,519 - Thank you. 370 00:26:57,552 --> 00:26:59,854 - So you're famous American cousin Barry. 371 00:26:59,887 --> 00:27:02,790 - Famous in this room only. 372 00:27:02,823 --> 00:27:05,059 - I'm Fiona. - Hello Fiona. 373 00:27:05,092 --> 00:27:08,129 - Famous only in this part of the room. 374 00:27:08,162 --> 00:27:09,697 - I can see why. 375 00:27:09,730 --> 00:27:11,799 - Sorry. - Sorry? 376 00:27:11,832 --> 00:27:14,268 - No, I didn't mean to sound like... 377 00:27:14,301 --> 00:27:16,003 - Cheers. - Sláinte. 378 00:27:18,573 --> 00:27:22,611 - Hey, Barry, what about O'Brien's restaurant on 46th Street, do you know it? 379 00:27:22,643 --> 00:27:24,879 My sister's boy works there. - Oh yeah, sure. 380 00:27:24,912 --> 00:27:26,413 - So you know him then, do you? 381 00:27:26,447 --> 00:27:30,284 - No, not the boy, the restaurant, O'Brien's, it's very famous. 382 00:27:30,317 --> 00:27:34,221 - O'Brien's is known for the best steaks and chops I'm told. 383 00:27:34,255 --> 00:27:36,157 - Very good, very good, but I'll tell you something... 384 00:27:36,190 --> 00:27:39,528 The best steak in New York is a place in Brooklyn... 385 00:27:39,561 --> 00:27:41,495 - Hey Brooklyn. 386 00:27:41,530 --> 00:27:44,398 Just a couple of wise guys from Brooklyn. 387 00:27:45,266 --> 00:27:46,767 - That's the place. 388 00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:49,970 - Tell you what, you guys ever come to New York, I'll buy everybody a steak 389 00:27:50,004 --> 00:27:52,673 dinner, on me. - Oh, the big spender here. 390 00:27:52,706 --> 00:27:58,513 - Do you hear that everybody, cousin Barry's taking us all to his New York for a steak dinner. 391 00:28:02,283 --> 00:28:03,417 - Yes? 392 00:28:03,450 --> 00:28:06,020 - Have you ever shot a man? 393 00:28:07,955 --> 00:28:10,659 - Seems like a grand lad, doesn't he? 394 00:28:10,691 --> 00:28:12,860 - Grand indeed. 395 00:28:12,893 --> 00:28:15,129 Are they his own teeth, would you say? 396 00:28:15,162 --> 00:28:18,667 - All the way from America, he's come! 397 00:28:18,699 --> 00:28:21,068 - Jaysus, I'll be back. 398 00:28:21,101 --> 00:28:22,870 - So it's like porridge. - Padraig. 399 00:28:22,903 --> 00:28:25,674 - Pa-rick. - Paw-rig, Padraig. 400 00:28:25,706 --> 00:28:28,475 - Rig, rig, Padraig. - Exactly. 401 00:28:28,510 --> 00:28:32,246 - So you work with Ciaran, do you, the funeral home? 402 00:28:32,279 --> 00:28:33,548 - Yeah, yeah. 403 00:28:33,582 --> 00:28:38,052 You know, you're the first American I've ever met in person. 404 00:28:38,085 --> 00:28:40,888 I mean, I've seen them on the telly, you know, MTV and Bravo. 405 00:28:40,921 --> 00:28:42,923 Those reality shows you know. - That's perfect. 406 00:28:42,957 --> 00:28:45,694 You know what, because we're all exactly like that. 407 00:28:45,726 --> 00:28:48,429 - Really!? - No, I'm kidding. 408 00:28:48,462 --> 00:28:50,764 I was having you on. 409 00:28:50,798 --> 00:28:53,834 - I see the resemblance, he's got your sense of humour. 410 00:28:53,867 --> 00:28:56,337 I like your's better. 411 00:28:59,406 --> 00:29:01,242 - Help me up here would you? 412 00:29:03,877 --> 00:29:06,080 A quick word if I may? 413 00:29:12,587 --> 00:29:20,595 - Surely you all know how delighted I am, in particular to have our guest from America. 414 00:29:20,629 --> 00:29:25,466 That he should travel halfway around the world to be here with us tonight. 415 00:29:25,499 --> 00:29:26,967 - Hear, hear. 416 00:29:27,001 --> 00:29:30,505 - But you might not quite know why. 417 00:29:30,538 --> 00:29:33,941 Why it matters to me so. 418 00:29:33,974 --> 00:29:36,745 I don't think many among you know the story. 419 00:29:36,777 --> 00:29:39,614 - Ah Da, we all know it, yeah, we do, we know it. 420 00:29:39,648 --> 00:29:41,583 - No, we don't actually. 421 00:29:41,616 --> 00:29:43,551 - I'll tell you some other time, alright. 422 00:29:43,585 --> 00:29:44,852 Please Da, don't tell it. 423 00:29:44,885 --> 00:29:47,955 - Ah come on, let's hear it. 424 00:29:47,988 --> 00:29:53,227 - I will tell it and you'll listen. 425 00:29:53,260 --> 00:29:58,533 For this story, what's happened to my family is tragic. 426 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:01,536 And you need to hear it. 427 00:30:07,341 --> 00:30:12,379 Many years ago, many miles and countries away from here, 428 00:30:12,413 --> 00:30:14,214 there were two brothers. 429 00:30:14,248 --> 00:30:19,053 There had been other brothers and sisters too, but poor cratures, 430 00:30:19,086 --> 00:30:23,625 they all died young from disease and hunger. 431 00:30:23,658 --> 00:30:30,898 And others died because, well because people can be fierce ignorant and cruel. 432 00:30:30,931 --> 00:30:33,400 Their kind was not welcome where they lived. 433 00:30:33,434 --> 00:30:37,204 In the very place they were born, their home. 434 00:30:39,641 --> 00:30:43,043 In time their mother and father passed as well. 435 00:30:43,077 --> 00:30:46,080 And the brothers found themselves alone. 436 00:30:46,113 --> 00:30:50,217 No one in the world to care for, but each other. 437 00:30:50,250 --> 00:30:56,624 So with nothing to keep them there, they set out to make a new home in America. 438 00:30:56,658 --> 00:31:01,763 For it was there that the streets were paved with gold, don't you know. 439 00:31:01,796 --> 00:31:09,103 Well, they travelled days upon days, until finally they made their way here to 440 00:31:09,136 --> 00:31:15,442 Ireland, where they booked passage to cross the Atlantic. 441 00:31:15,476 --> 00:31:19,748 But before they boarded ship, they stopped in a tavern. 442 00:31:23,317 --> 00:31:26,721 And it's here that the story takes a turn. 443 00:31:34,863 --> 00:31:36,631 There was a woman! 444 00:31:39,534 --> 00:31:40,901 Isn't there always? 445 00:31:40,934 --> 00:31:44,839 Well, this one brother he was smitten. 446 00:31:44,873 --> 00:31:47,908 So he follows her, this redhaired beauty. 447 00:31:50,110 --> 00:31:54,381 And they get to talking and walking. 448 00:31:56,751 --> 00:31:58,720 Well it come time to set sail. 449 00:31:58,753 --> 00:32:04,491 There was one brother on board and the other off pursuing the young lass. 450 00:32:08,328 --> 00:32:11,932 And indeed, the ship takes to sea. 451 00:32:15,637 --> 00:32:22,176 And the fellow on shore shouts, "I'll catch the next ship and meet you there". 452 00:32:34,388 --> 00:32:39,193 But he didn't get the next ship or the next. 453 00:32:39,226 --> 00:32:44,298 He stayed a lifetime for his heart had been claimed. 454 00:32:44,331 --> 00:32:50,170 And that young man would be my grandfather. 455 00:32:50,971 --> 00:32:53,106 - But what became of his brother? 456 00:32:53,140 --> 00:32:55,042 - Yeah, come on now, tell us. 457 00:32:55,075 --> 00:32:57,444 - Aye, there's the thing. 458 00:32:59,413 --> 00:33:03,283 The brother made it to America all right, and it's said he stood at the docks, day 459 00:33:03,317 --> 00:33:07,354 after day, awaiting his brother's arrival. 460 00:33:10,692 --> 00:33:12,594 But he never did arrive. 461 00:33:15,763 --> 00:33:22,069 I know that my grandfather wrote letter after letter, begging, pleading with his 462 00:33:22,102 --> 00:33:24,204 brother to come over. 463 00:33:25,305 --> 00:33:28,710 But his brother was prideful. 464 00:33:30,277 --> 00:33:34,381 They wanted only to be together, but neither would budge. 465 00:33:34,414 --> 00:33:40,254 And in time, the love between them soured and became something else. 466 00:33:40,287 --> 00:33:46,761 Disappointment, then anger and in the end, disdain. 467 00:33:46,794 --> 00:33:53,902 They never again met, never again spoke, nor did their children or their 468 00:33:53,935 --> 00:33:56,270 children's children. 469 00:33:56,938 --> 00:33:59,774 And thus, it has remained. 470 00:34:03,076 --> 00:34:12,820 Until today, when the children of their children's children come together at last. 471 00:34:12,854 --> 00:34:20,862 It's mighty easy to fall out, but the weight of carrying it forward is not easy at all. 472 00:34:20,895 --> 00:34:29,537 So what's happened here tonight is a far trickier thing, a far bigger thing. 473 00:34:29,571 --> 00:34:31,371 - Aw shit! 474 00:34:32,807 --> 00:34:35,475 - We're all the same, aren't we? 475 00:34:35,510 --> 00:34:39,781 Just as we're the same from whence we've all come. 476 00:34:42,082 --> 00:34:44,318 - Wait... 477 00:34:44,351 --> 00:34:47,087 Does that mean we're all Jews then?! 478 00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:49,423 - I don't know, who cares! 479 00:36:37,230 --> 00:36:39,967 - I love it here so much! 480 00:37:19,073 --> 00:37:24,244 - You came on a good day, we play a charity game on Saturdays. 481 00:37:24,912 --> 00:37:26,581 It's all very friendly. 482 00:37:28,116 --> 00:37:29,483 Yeah, it's quite nice. 483 00:37:29,517 --> 00:37:31,351 It's Gaelic football, a little different. 484 00:37:31,384 --> 00:37:34,655 - So it's like half soccer and half rugby? 485 00:37:35,556 --> 00:37:37,525 - Eh, a bit of basketball... 486 00:37:38,192 --> 00:37:39,927 - Oooohhh! 487 00:37:39,961 --> 00:37:41,696 - And wrestling. - Yeah! 488 00:37:43,798 --> 00:37:45,265 - Come on! 489 00:37:49,537 --> 00:37:53,306 That's the family we're playing for this weekend. 490 00:37:53,340 --> 00:37:56,409 She lost her husband a few months back. 491 00:37:56,443 --> 00:37:58,980 She's raising her children on her own now. 492 00:37:59,013 --> 00:38:00,515 Can't be easy. 493 00:38:00,548 --> 00:38:03,518 - That's what I tell my daughter, she's got a six month old. 494 00:38:03,551 --> 00:38:07,989 She's raising him herself, which is... - Ah, tough. 495 00:38:13,728 --> 00:38:17,064 Are you all right? Do you need to go... 496 00:38:17,098 --> 00:38:19,399 - I was getting my steps in. 497 00:38:19,432 --> 00:38:21,936 One forward, one back. 498 00:38:24,172 --> 00:38:26,541 I can stop. 499 00:38:26,574 --> 00:38:29,911 But what about you, you never wanted kids yourself? 500 00:38:29,944 --> 00:38:33,681 - Me? I suppose I did. 501 00:38:33,714 --> 00:38:39,954 But marriage wasn't really meant for me. 502 00:38:39,987 --> 00:38:41,589 Nor me wife for that matter! 503 00:38:41,622 --> 00:38:43,090 - Ah, I didn't realize that. 504 00:38:43,124 --> 00:38:44,926 Sorry. 505 00:38:44,959 --> 00:38:50,531 - Whatever it was she was looking for in a man, she evidently hadn't found it in me. 506 00:38:50,565 --> 00:38:53,568 Three years, start to finish. 507 00:38:53,601 --> 00:38:55,703 - You know what, at least you found out early. 508 00:38:55,736 --> 00:38:59,907 I was married 37 years before that was made clear to me. 509 00:38:59,941 --> 00:39:01,242 - What!? 510 00:39:01,275 --> 00:39:03,010 - Hang on a sec. 511 00:39:03,744 --> 00:39:04,946 Whoa! 512 00:39:06,547 --> 00:39:09,349 - Oh, it's better than steps. 513 00:39:09,884 --> 00:39:11,351 - No kidding! 514 00:39:17,357 --> 00:39:19,193 Holy shit! 515 00:39:19,227 --> 00:39:22,296 This is just spectacular. 516 00:39:22,330 --> 00:39:23,965 You know that right? 517 00:39:23,998 --> 00:39:25,299 - I do indeed. 518 00:39:25,333 --> 00:39:26,934 Do you see right over there? - Yeah, yeah. 519 00:39:26,968 --> 00:39:31,072 That's where I always meant to put in a nice little wooden dock. 520 00:39:31,105 --> 00:39:33,207 - Nice. - Yeah, nothing fancy. 521 00:39:33,241 --> 00:39:41,381 Just somewhere to sit, take tea, as I watch the sun set over the water. 522 00:39:41,414 --> 00:39:44,652 - That sounds like the life for me. 523 00:39:44,685 --> 00:39:47,387 - Would it not be a bit uneventful for you? 524 00:39:47,420 --> 00:39:48,789 - Are you kidding!? 525 00:40:01,569 --> 00:40:05,438 Nah, I could totally do this. Yeah. 526 00:40:05,472 --> 00:40:07,675 - You're a natural. - I am. 527 00:40:09,277 --> 00:40:10,678 So let me get this straight. 528 00:40:10,711 --> 00:40:13,648 Your great grandfather, he comes here with nothing. 529 00:40:13,681 --> 00:40:18,886 And somehow he manages to buy this piece of prime real estate? 530 00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:20,121 - Mm-hmm. 531 00:40:20,154 --> 00:40:22,156 - How smart were those old guys! 532 00:40:22,189 --> 00:40:24,025 - But let me tell you precisely. 533 00:40:25,559 --> 00:40:30,064 He got them to draw the boundary of the land a few feet short of the shore. 534 00:40:30,097 --> 00:40:34,235 That way he didn't have to pay for the most expensive bit, but he could 535 00:40:34,268 --> 00:40:37,038 still look on it for free. 536 00:40:37,071 --> 00:40:38,539 - Wow! 537 00:40:38,572 --> 00:40:42,176 - Yep. - We come from clever men. 538 00:40:43,177 --> 00:40:45,046 - That we do. 539 00:40:47,915 --> 00:40:52,485 You see the secret is to hit the tea just off the boil. 540 00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:54,689 - Ah, okay. 541 00:40:54,722 --> 00:40:57,158 So that's what I've been doing wrong. 542 00:40:57,191 --> 00:40:59,093 I think I've been lingering. 543 00:41:00,294 --> 00:41:02,229 - Ye-llo. 544 00:41:02,263 --> 00:41:06,200 Ah, Padraig me boy. What's going on? 545 00:41:06,233 --> 00:41:13,174 No, no, you tell Mrs. Gaffigan that that was the suit that Mr. Gaffigan specifically 546 00:41:13,207 --> 00:41:16,377 requested to be buried in! 547 00:41:16,410 --> 00:41:18,980 Run that up to me da will ye? - Sure, sure. 548 00:41:20,881 --> 00:41:25,453 - No, we are not going to open the casket again just to change his suit! 549 00:41:25,485 --> 00:41:27,188 Look, listen to me... 550 00:41:28,389 --> 00:41:31,158 - It's cousin Barry. 551 00:41:33,394 --> 00:41:35,830 Ciaran! Ciaran! 552 00:41:49,243 --> 00:41:51,178 I'm so sorry. 553 00:41:56,250 --> 00:41:57,485 - Could you give me a minute? 554 00:41:57,518 --> 00:41:59,987 - Yeah, sure, sure. 555 00:42:46,067 --> 00:42:53,007 - Be thankful that the good Lord granted Fergus such a rich and full life. 556 00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:57,678 - Till the American arrives, and he's dead within 12 hours. 557 00:42:57,711 --> 00:42:59,480 - It's the grief talking. 558 00:42:59,514 --> 00:43:06,287 - Let us remember these words written years ago, but surely could be spoke by 559 00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:08,289 dear Fergus himself. 560 00:43:10,424 --> 00:43:12,293 Death.... 561 00:43:12,326 --> 00:43:14,829 - ..is nothing. 562 00:43:14,862 --> 00:43:18,032 Everything remains.... 563 00:43:18,065 --> 00:43:19,967 - ..as it was. 564 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,837 Whatever we were to each other... 565 00:43:25,172 --> 00:43:27,576 ..that we are still. 566 00:43:27,608 --> 00:43:30,678 Laugh as we always laugh. 567 00:43:30,711 --> 00:43:32,713 Play.... 568 00:43:32,746 --> 00:43:36,484 - ..smile, think of me. 569 00:43:36,518 --> 00:43:38,452 Pray for me. 570 00:43:38,486 --> 00:43:42,857 Let my name be ever the household word it always was. 571 00:43:42,890 --> 00:43:48,028 Remember, let it be spoken without effort. 572 00:43:48,062 --> 00:43:52,833 I am but waiting for you somewhere very near... 573 00:43:52,867 --> 00:43:55,604 ..just around the corner. 574 00:43:55,636 --> 00:44:01,576 How we shall laugh at the trouble of parting, when we meet again. 575 00:44:04,278 --> 00:44:06,046 - Bloody hell! 576 00:44:52,993 --> 00:44:57,164 - No, no, it's, I'm from Brooklyn, in New York. 577 00:44:57,198 --> 00:45:00,000 - How you doing? I'm from Brooklyn. 578 00:45:00,834 --> 00:45:03,237 - No, you haven't got it. 579 00:45:04,371 --> 00:45:06,006 - Jesus! - Exactly. 580 00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:09,611 - Your father left half of everything to Barry?! 581 00:45:09,644 --> 00:45:11,779 Who he just met. - Uh huh. 582 00:45:11,812 --> 00:45:14,549 - Half the house and half the land? 583 00:45:14,583 --> 00:45:16,050 That's... 584 00:45:16,083 --> 00:45:18,319 That's beautiful. - Beautiful?! 585 00:45:18,352 --> 00:45:24,058 - Sure, correcting the injustice of years ago, making the Americans whole, it's... 586 00:45:24,091 --> 00:45:26,994 It's lovely. - It's bollocks is what it is. 587 00:45:27,027 --> 00:45:31,198 Does that look like my father's writing? - It does, yeah. 588 00:45:31,232 --> 00:45:32,766 - My arse! 589 00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:34,468 Thanks for coming. 590 00:45:36,737 --> 00:45:40,007 That's the Yank for sure! - What?! 591 00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:42,076 No, how would he even go about... 592 00:45:42,109 --> 00:45:43,645 - And he was in me da's room alone. 593 00:45:43,678 --> 00:45:46,715 - Go on, how long was he in there? - Long enough to scribble that! 594 00:45:46,747 --> 00:45:48,516 - Ah, would you listen to you now?! 595 00:45:48,550 --> 00:45:49,984 - I tell you something else. 596 00:45:50,017 --> 00:45:52,253 God forgive me for saying this out loud. 597 00:45:52,286 --> 00:45:58,560 But who's to say that my da wasn't still alive when Barry entered the room? 598 00:45:58,593 --> 00:46:01,929 - Would you stop now! - I'm serious. 599 00:46:01,962 --> 00:46:08,202 Goes into the room, nobody's looking, he takes the pillow... 600 00:46:08,235 --> 00:46:11,972 - Now you're talking utter bollox! - Ah, am I though? 601 00:46:13,474 --> 00:46:14,743 - What's going on here then? 602 00:46:14,775 --> 00:46:17,712 - Ciaran thinks cousin Barry killed his father! 603 00:46:17,746 --> 00:46:19,748 - Hey, read that. 604 00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:26,987 - Aw, that's lovely! 605 00:46:27,321 --> 00:46:28,556 - Lovely?! 606 00:46:30,525 --> 00:46:32,159 - The pair of ye. 607 00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:35,730 - Maybe your dad did you a favour? 608 00:46:35,764 --> 00:46:37,498 He's unburdened ye. 609 00:46:37,532 --> 00:46:41,368 Because all the time I know you, you've been waiting to get rid of this place. 610 00:46:42,069 --> 00:46:45,973 - Maybe... but not to go to him! 611 00:46:46,006 --> 00:46:50,811 A rich American who's gonna buy ya'll a steak dinner. 612 00:46:50,844 --> 00:46:53,213 - Well, I don't think he said "ya'll". 613 00:46:55,349 --> 00:47:00,054 - Do you not find it the least bit curious that he shows up in Ireland 614 00:47:00,087 --> 00:47:02,956 precisely when he stands to benefit? 615 00:47:02,990 --> 00:47:05,025 - But you invited him! 616 00:47:06,226 --> 00:47:07,294 - Okay. 617 00:47:08,329 --> 00:47:12,466 But why did he say yes so quickly? Answer me that. 618 00:47:12,499 --> 00:47:13,802 You can't can you? 619 00:47:13,834 --> 00:47:16,870 - Look, you have had a difficult few days. 620 00:47:16,904 --> 00:47:19,440 And we all sometimes say things we don't mean. 621 00:47:19,473 --> 00:47:23,812 And you can tell me to mind my own business if you like, but I think you owe 622 00:47:23,844 --> 00:47:26,146 your cousin an apology. 623 00:47:26,980 --> 00:47:28,683 - An apology? - An apology. 624 00:47:28,717 --> 00:47:31,820 That crack at the cemetery was a bit harsh. 625 00:47:31,852 --> 00:47:33,320 - It was... 626 00:47:33,921 --> 00:47:35,623 I'm just sayin'. 627 00:48:00,582 --> 00:48:07,756 Listen, I just wanted to apologise for what I said in the cemetery. 628 00:48:07,789 --> 00:48:09,123 - Ah, come on. 629 00:48:09,156 --> 00:48:13,828 - No, it was out of order. - No explanation necessary. 630 00:48:13,862 --> 00:48:20,467 I lost my own father 34 years ago and I will tell you, I still miss him every day. 631 00:48:20,501 --> 00:48:22,369 Every single day. 632 00:48:24,606 --> 00:48:26,373 - Can I get you a drink? 633 00:48:26,907 --> 00:48:28,610 - Yeah, why not? 634 00:48:36,016 --> 00:48:39,253 - Very nicely done. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 635 00:48:43,658 --> 00:48:44,859 Here you go. 636 00:48:44,893 --> 00:48:46,628 Cheers. - Cheers. 637 00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:55,469 - And about the will? - What? 638 00:48:55,502 --> 00:49:00,107 - You need to tell him about the will, it's what your da wanted. 639 00:49:00,140 --> 00:49:04,646 - All right, I suppose I'll have to. 640 00:49:05,412 --> 00:49:06,614 - When? 641 00:49:07,948 --> 00:49:11,018 - I beg your pardon? - Well if it were me I'd tell him today. 642 00:49:11,051 --> 00:49:12,854 Get it done with. 643 00:49:12,887 --> 00:49:14,722 - The nerve of her, huh! 644 00:49:15,757 --> 00:49:18,560 - Well I kind of think she's right. 645 00:49:21,094 --> 00:49:23,464 - Jesus... the pair of ye! 646 00:49:24,465 --> 00:49:27,067 All right, all right, I'll tell him today. 647 00:49:27,100 --> 00:49:29,203 - Good for you. 648 00:49:29,236 --> 00:49:32,206 - Would it be all right if I went to the loo first? 649 00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:35,309 Or would you like to schedule that for me as well?! 650 00:49:36,711 --> 00:49:38,713 ...persecution. 651 00:49:39,614 --> 00:49:41,616 Bloody hell! 652 00:50:15,817 --> 00:50:20,555 - What you know now about Gaelic football could be written on the back of a stamp. 653 00:50:29,062 --> 00:50:31,799 - Just a shock, he looked so well. 654 00:50:33,367 --> 00:50:35,670 - Just let that settle for a minute. 655 00:50:35,703 --> 00:50:37,639 I'd like a quiet word. 656 00:50:38,006 --> 00:50:39,641 - Excuse me. 657 00:50:41,976 --> 00:50:44,478 - Everything okay? - Yeah. 658 00:50:47,314 --> 00:50:52,286 I just wanted you to know that my father was very fond of you. 659 00:50:52,319 --> 00:50:54,889 My American boy, he called you. 660 00:50:54,923 --> 00:50:58,726 - Ah well, I didn't know him long. 661 00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:00,060 - No, you didn't. 662 00:51:00,093 --> 00:51:03,297 - But my goodness, what a special guy he was. 663 00:51:03,330 --> 00:51:06,868 I feel, I feel lucky to have gotten to meet him. 664 00:51:06,901 --> 00:51:12,239 - Anyway, as you know, it was my father's dying wish to make things right. 665 00:51:12,272 --> 00:51:14,742 Bring the family back together again. - Right. 666 00:51:14,776 --> 00:51:21,315 - And it was in that spirit that he made some very specific requests of his 667 00:51:21,348 --> 00:51:24,953 estate and his property and of you. 668 00:51:24,986 --> 00:51:26,320 - Me? 669 00:51:27,789 --> 00:51:34,294 - It would honour my father and my family, if you would accept this. 670 00:51:39,934 --> 00:51:41,101 - A pipe? 671 00:51:41,134 --> 00:51:43,203 - Oh, his favourite pipe. 672 00:51:43,236 --> 00:51:46,473 He sucked on that yoke for 30 years or more. 673 00:51:48,308 --> 00:51:52,680 - Seriously, it's very thoughtful, I don't, I don't smoke. 674 00:51:52,714 --> 00:51:55,449 - He insisted you have it, picked it out special! 675 00:51:55,482 --> 00:51:58,620 Something for him to remember me by, he said. 676 00:51:58,653 --> 00:52:04,592 It would honour him and myself, if you would accept this. 677 00:52:06,828 --> 00:52:09,631 - Well, thank you. 678 00:52:12,432 --> 00:52:15,168 - Of course, unless you'd rather have something else? 679 00:52:15,202 --> 00:52:19,040 Like his diary or an old shirt. - No, no. 680 00:52:19,073 --> 00:52:20,708 - The kettle? 681 00:52:20,742 --> 00:52:22,877 He loved that kettle. 682 00:52:22,910 --> 00:52:26,014 - This is just beautiful. 683 00:52:26,047 --> 00:52:28,750 This -- it's very considerate. 684 00:52:28,783 --> 00:52:33,121 You know what, I'm going to put it on my desk back home and use it like a 685 00:52:33,153 --> 00:52:34,989 paperweight or something. - Grand! 686 00:52:35,023 --> 00:52:39,093 Well if you could just sign at the top, date here and initial here, here and here. 687 00:52:39,127 --> 00:52:40,561 - What?! 688 00:52:40,595 --> 00:52:44,197 - Well it just says that you've taken ownership of the pipe. 689 00:52:44,231 --> 00:52:48,803 - You want me to sign a document stipulating I'm inheriting a pipe? 690 00:52:48,836 --> 00:52:53,541 - Yeah, it's for your own protection really, you know, what with customs and 691 00:52:53,574 --> 00:52:56,376 international travel and everything. 692 00:52:57,545 --> 00:52:59,681 - Feels a little bit excessive, don't you think? 693 00:52:59,714 --> 00:53:01,415 - It's just a pipe! - That's what I'm saying. 694 00:53:01,448 --> 00:53:03,283 - It's just a pipe. - It's just a pipe. 695 00:53:03,316 --> 00:53:05,419 - Well then just sign here! - With all due respect. 696 00:53:05,452 --> 00:53:09,924 The one thing my father taught me, never sign anything until it's reviewed by 697 00:53:09,957 --> 00:53:11,959 outside counsel. - Oh, right. 698 00:53:11,993 --> 00:53:13,226 - Just to be safe. - Of course. 699 00:53:13,260 --> 00:53:15,563 - Always. - No, no, I understand. 700 00:53:15,596 --> 00:53:19,701 We'll just have to wait on the pipe. - I think maybe that's best. 701 00:53:19,734 --> 00:53:23,403 - Perhaps it was a bit soon to be discussing such things. 702 00:53:23,437 --> 00:53:26,607 - Perhaps. - I apologise. 703 00:53:30,878 --> 00:53:34,347 Why don't you hold on to the pipe, you know, you can get used to it, 704 00:53:34,381 --> 00:53:36,117 the feel of it and all, okay? 705 00:53:36,150 --> 00:53:38,152 - Sure?! 706 00:53:38,186 --> 00:53:41,055 - Sneaky, feckin' bastard. 707 00:53:49,296 --> 00:53:51,199 - Hi. - Hey. 708 00:53:51,231 --> 00:53:52,734 - Not on your way in for a nightcap are you? 709 00:53:52,767 --> 00:53:56,236 - No, no, I think I've had more than my fair share today. 710 00:53:56,269 --> 00:53:58,371 No, I was just getting my steps in. 711 00:53:58,405 --> 00:54:01,075 - Okay, come, I'll walk with you. 712 00:54:01,109 --> 00:54:02,543 Make sure you're safe. 713 00:54:02,577 --> 00:54:05,747 - No, no,you don't have to... - I'm just walking to my car. 714 00:54:05,780 --> 00:54:07,582 - Oh! Okay. 715 00:54:12,285 --> 00:54:14,222 Sorry. - Sorry? 716 00:54:14,254 --> 00:54:15,857 - I didn't mean to overstep. 717 00:54:15,890 --> 00:54:17,390 - You didn't. 718 00:54:17,424 --> 00:54:20,628 - Okay, no, just because the way you looked at me, I just thought maybe I... 719 00:54:20,661 --> 00:54:24,065 - I was smiling, because that was sweet. 720 00:54:24,098 --> 00:54:25,365 - Okay. 721 00:54:25,398 --> 00:54:28,102 - I'll tell you if you overstep. 722 00:54:28,136 --> 00:54:31,304 I'm not shy. - Got it. 723 00:54:31,338 --> 00:54:33,373 - Are you carrying a firearm in there? 724 00:54:33,406 --> 00:54:36,376 - No, you know what that is, it's a pipe. 725 00:54:36,409 --> 00:54:38,246 That's Fergus' pipe. 726 00:54:38,278 --> 00:54:39,947 Ciaran gave it to me. 727 00:54:41,015 --> 00:54:42,817 - That's lovely. 728 00:54:42,850 --> 00:54:45,987 And you sorted everything out with him, did you? 729 00:54:46,020 --> 00:54:47,755 About the other matter? 730 00:54:49,056 --> 00:54:51,526 - What other matter? 731 00:54:51,559 --> 00:54:54,529 - Did Ciaran not discuss anything else with you? 732 00:54:56,063 --> 00:54:57,464 - That motherfucker! 733 00:54:57,497 --> 00:54:59,867 - Can you believe the balls on this guy?! 734 00:54:59,901 --> 00:55:05,540 - So not only is he screwing you, he controverts his father's dying wish? 735 00:55:05,573 --> 00:55:07,775 - Yeah, which by the way, how about that? 736 00:55:07,809 --> 00:55:12,280 The old man changes his will, leaves half of everything to me? 737 00:55:12,312 --> 00:55:13,346 - Unbelievable! 738 00:55:13,380 --> 00:55:14,549 - It's unbelievable. 739 00:55:14,582 --> 00:55:17,151 - Wait, how did you find out, who told you? 740 00:55:17,185 --> 00:55:18,385 - This woman Fiona. 741 00:55:18,418 --> 00:55:19,887 - And is Fiona 742 00:55:19,921 --> 00:55:21,189 the town crazy person? 743 00:55:21,222 --> 00:55:23,024 - No, she's very sweet 744 00:55:23,057 --> 00:55:24,158 and very pretty. 745 00:55:24,192 --> 00:55:25,392 - Really? - Yes. 746 00:55:25,425 --> 00:55:26,761 And unless I am misreading 747 00:55:26,794 --> 00:55:30,231 this entirely, she's quite taken with your father. 748 00:55:30,264 --> 00:55:31,866 - Get out of here! 749 00:55:31,899 --> 00:55:37,171 Look at you, there two days, you got a girl and lakefront property. 750 00:55:37,205 --> 00:55:38,506 - Haha, first of all, 751 00:55:38,539 --> 00:55:41,609 she's a child, she's like your age and second of all, 752 00:55:41,642 --> 00:55:43,476 you know I'm not going to take the property, right? 753 00:55:43,511 --> 00:55:45,713 - Why not? I mean legally it's half yours. 754 00:55:45,746 --> 00:55:48,516 - I know, but... - But what are you going to do with it? 755 00:55:48,549 --> 00:55:50,818 - Exactly. Although... 756 00:55:50,852 --> 00:55:53,120 - Why should this asshole keep your half? 757 00:55:53,154 --> 00:55:54,421 - Right? - The prick! 758 00:55:54,454 --> 00:55:57,091 - Can you imagine... - Such a beautiful property too. 759 00:55:57,124 --> 00:56:01,696 - I sent you those pictures, right? - Incredible, the view. 760 00:56:02,897 --> 00:56:04,198 - Ooh! - What? 761 00:56:04,232 --> 00:56:06,334 - Ooh! - What? 762 00:56:06,366 --> 00:56:08,069 - Okay, I want you to look something up for me. 763 00:56:08,102 --> 00:56:09,369 - Shoot. 764 00:56:17,345 --> 00:56:19,914 - You said he'd be here at eleven sharp. 765 00:56:20,548 --> 00:56:21,782 - It's not yet eleven. 766 00:56:21,816 --> 00:56:24,484 - You also said he'd be here yesterday. 767 00:56:24,518 --> 00:56:27,655 - He was feeling poorly yesterday, so... 768 00:56:27,688 --> 00:56:29,957 - And you believe that did ye? - And why wouldn't I not? 769 00:56:29,991 --> 00:56:34,494 - Because I don't trust the man. - I understand that, but... 770 00:56:34,528 --> 00:56:36,697 - Good morning gentlemen. - Good morning to you... 771 00:56:36,731 --> 00:56:40,467 Now you behave yourself. How are you doing today? 772 00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:44,471 - Very well indeed. Morning Ciaran. 773 00:56:44,505 --> 00:56:48,475 - Well gentlemen, I think we're aware we've got a bit of a tricky knot to 774 00:56:48,509 --> 00:56:51,411 untangle here. - Let me make this easy for everyone. 775 00:56:51,444 --> 00:56:55,616 I'm not gonna take anything, this is your home. 776 00:56:58,451 --> 00:57:01,289 - But you don't want your half? 777 00:57:01,322 --> 00:57:02,489 - Nah. 778 00:57:02,523 --> 00:57:05,293 - The cottage, the land? 779 00:57:05,326 --> 00:57:11,132 - No, you know what, I'm genuinely touched by your father's generosity, truly 780 00:57:11,165 --> 00:57:17,470 I am and I love what he was trying to do, but I can't accept this, it's not right. 781 00:57:17,505 --> 00:57:21,242 You stay here, you enjoy your home as you always have. 782 00:57:21,275 --> 00:57:23,878 - Are you sure about this now? 783 00:57:23,911 --> 00:57:29,750 And you'd sign a legal document to that effect? 784 00:57:29,784 --> 00:57:32,553 - Oh yeah, wherever you want, show me where. 785 00:57:32,586 --> 00:57:36,991 - There. - Here we go, no questions asked. 786 00:57:41,128 --> 00:57:42,363 Okay? 787 00:57:42,396 --> 00:57:46,801 - Well, I feel like a proper eejit now. 788 00:57:47,335 --> 00:57:48,436 - Not at all. 789 00:57:48,468 --> 00:57:51,839 - I was gonna come clean, I was. 790 00:57:51,872 --> 00:57:56,978 Well, I'd just lost me da and I was... 791 00:57:58,212 --> 00:57:59,680 - He was hurt. - You were hurt. 792 00:57:59,714 --> 00:58:03,851 - Exactly, I was hurt and there you are... 793 00:58:05,019 --> 00:58:08,756 And we hardly know you and me father gives you... 794 00:58:08,789 --> 00:58:11,425 - Hey, please, I'd have felt the same way. 795 00:58:11,459 --> 00:58:14,228 - Really? - Absolutely. 796 00:58:17,765 --> 00:58:22,336 - Didn't I tell you he was a good man! 797 00:58:22,370 --> 00:58:25,406 - That he is, that he is. 798 00:58:25,439 --> 00:58:27,174 - Sláinte. - Sláinte. 799 00:58:34,148 --> 00:58:36,717 - Ah, well I'll be off. 800 00:58:36,751 --> 00:58:38,252 - Thanks Seamus. - Thank you. 801 00:58:38,285 --> 00:58:41,889 - I'm glad things have turned out the way they have. 802 00:58:41,922 --> 00:58:45,726 - Hats off to you cousin Barry, you're a better man than I am. 803 00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:48,763 - Ah come on, not at all, not at all. 804 00:58:48,796 --> 00:58:51,632 - I feel kinda like now ye have to take it. 805 00:58:51,665 --> 00:58:53,534 - All right I will. - What!? 806 00:58:53,567 --> 00:58:56,737 - I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I was having one on ye. 807 00:58:58,406 --> 00:58:59,974 - That was a good one. 808 00:59:00,007 --> 00:59:03,811 - But I hope you know that you're always welcome. 809 00:59:04,545 --> 00:59:05,780 Any time. 810 00:59:05,813 --> 00:59:08,582 - I may just take you up on that. 811 00:59:08,616 --> 00:59:11,619 It sure is lovely here. - Ah, that it is. 812 00:59:14,588 --> 00:59:18,025 - Which is why I decided to build here. 813 00:59:18,459 --> 00:59:20,027 - Huh?! 814 00:59:20,494 --> 00:59:21,530 You can't... 815 00:59:21,562 --> 00:59:26,333 - No, no, no, no, not here, there. 816 00:59:26,367 --> 00:59:30,271 Remember how you told me your great grandfather never bought those last few 817 00:59:30,304 --> 00:59:33,040 feet, well guess what? I did! 818 00:59:33,074 --> 00:59:34,742 Yeah. 819 00:59:34,775 --> 00:59:39,814 Great, just bring it on down, good, we're right by the water, as close as you can. 820 00:59:39,847 --> 00:59:43,818 Straight ahead, thank you, Malachy, Deacon, beautiful. 821 00:59:44,185 --> 00:59:45,753 Nice fellas. 822 00:59:45,786 --> 00:59:51,560 Yeah, yes, I'm thinking of putting in a nice wooden dock right around there. 823 00:59:51,592 --> 00:59:58,065 Nothing fancy, just a nice spot to take my tea and watch the sun set over the 824 00:59:58,099 --> 01:00:04,438 water and maybe a wall, like a wall, nice and high, to protect my view. 825 01:00:04,472 --> 01:00:06,941 Keep out the riff-raff. 826 01:00:08,042 --> 01:00:09,610 Sláinte. 827 01:00:12,146 --> 01:00:14,448 - You dirty... 828 01:00:14,482 --> 01:00:18,252 How is he building on my feckin' land? 829 01:00:18,285 --> 01:00:24,325 - I assure you he's not building, he's just moving dirt round or something. 830 01:00:24,358 --> 01:00:25,560 - Oh, okay. 831 01:00:25,594 --> 01:00:26,827 And can he do that? 832 01:00:26,861 --> 01:00:31,132 - If it's his land he can. Is it his land? 833 01:00:32,666 --> 01:00:33,834 Then he can. 834 01:00:33,868 --> 01:00:35,636 - It just doesn't seem right. 835 01:00:35,669 --> 01:00:40,575 Does it seem right to you, huh, that he can come in here, a foreigner, huh, 836 01:00:40,609 --> 01:00:48,449 and feck around with our land and our way of life and, and cause all this, this, 837 01:00:48,482 --> 01:00:49,884 this... - Acrimony. 838 01:00:49,917 --> 01:00:51,886 - No, no, this, this... - Rancour. 839 01:00:51,919 --> 01:00:55,156 - Not rancour as much as... 840 01:00:55,189 --> 01:00:56,591 - Malevolence. 841 01:00:56,625 --> 01:00:58,826 Emnity? - Whatever! 842 01:00:58,859 --> 01:01:00,895 There has to be a law against it. 843 01:01:00,928 --> 01:01:03,731 - Ah, you mean the anti-rancour and acrimony statute? 844 01:01:03,764 --> 01:01:06,300 - Yes! - No. 845 01:01:10,539 --> 01:01:12,574 - What about for being an arsehole huh? 846 01:01:12,607 --> 01:01:14,441 There must be a law against that! 847 01:01:16,110 --> 01:01:20,915 - I seem to recall we have something to that effect. 848 01:01:27,788 --> 01:01:30,958 Yes, yes we do. 849 01:01:37,566 --> 01:01:40,234 - Yeah, yeah, I like this. 850 01:01:42,571 --> 01:01:44,705 Hey kid, Malachy. 851 01:01:46,373 --> 01:01:47,441 Come here. 852 01:01:47,474 --> 01:01:51,745 I think I might be wrong, let's go higher, like 20%. 853 01:01:51,779 --> 01:01:53,280 You'll figure that out? - Sure. 854 01:01:53,314 --> 01:01:58,553 - And wider too, 50 feet that way and again the same that way. 855 01:01:58,587 --> 01:02:00,955 - Okay, so 100 feet... - You got it boss! 856 01:02:00,988 --> 01:02:02,890 - Yeah. - You got it, wait a second. 857 01:02:02,923 --> 01:02:07,061 See this? You finish ahead of schedule... 858 01:02:07,094 --> 01:02:09,698 You get the other half. - Right you are. 859 01:02:09,730 --> 01:02:10,931 - I'll hold it. - Where's my half? 860 01:02:10,965 --> 01:02:13,133 - Not in front of the American. - Give me my 20! 861 01:02:17,938 --> 01:02:22,243 - Alright, alright, let's cease and desist on all the work. 862 01:02:22,276 --> 01:02:24,912 - Whoa, whoa, wait a second, what seems to be the problem? 863 01:02:24,945 --> 01:02:29,450 - The problem is, is that this construction started without proper permits. 864 01:02:29,483 --> 01:02:30,851 - Oh, I beg to differ. 865 01:02:30,884 --> 01:02:35,489 These were filed yesterday and valid as of this morning. 866 01:02:38,660 --> 01:02:40,595 - How'd you get this? - How? 867 01:02:40,629 --> 01:02:42,463 - These take years to get! 868 01:02:42,496 --> 01:02:44,633 - Yeah, well, I made some calls. 869 01:02:44,666 --> 01:02:49,671 - Well, be that as it may, I'm sorry to say that we have a serious violation of 870 01:02:49,704 --> 01:02:51,905 local ordinances. 871 01:02:51,939 --> 01:02:54,141 - Oh, is that right? 872 01:02:54,174 --> 01:02:58,212 - Of several ordinances actually. - Really? 873 01:02:59,413 --> 01:03:01,015 Which ones? 874 01:03:01,048 --> 01:03:02,883 - Which ordinances? - Mm-hmm. 875 01:03:02,916 --> 01:03:07,054 - Or which violations? - Your call. 876 01:03:07,087 --> 01:03:11,526 - Well, I have a full list if you care to... - I care to. 877 01:03:14,228 --> 01:03:18,700 - Well, do you know what, the list itself is back in the station. 878 01:03:18,733 --> 01:03:20,167 - Oh, that's unfortunate. 879 01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:23,170 - I can go and retrieve it if you'd like? - I would like. 880 01:03:25,406 --> 01:03:27,908 - Well... yeah. 881 01:03:27,941 --> 01:03:30,177 I'll go and retrieve it then. 882 01:03:31,945 --> 01:03:38,152 Not so much as a hammer raised until this is resolved. 883 01:04:05,112 --> 01:04:10,652 - I knew he can be stubborn and childish, Ciaran, but to involve the guards!? 884 01:04:10,685 --> 01:04:12,620 - It t'was a low blow alright. 885 01:04:12,654 --> 01:04:16,725 - Violation of local ordinances, we can all make up fancy words. 886 01:04:16,758 --> 01:04:18,693 - Hey, were we talking with you? 887 01:04:18,727 --> 01:04:22,530 - Your Honor, my client is totally innocent of the alleged infractions. 888 01:04:22,564 --> 01:04:24,632 - I've got your infraction, right here! 889 01:04:24,666 --> 01:04:29,002 - You should be ashamed of yourself, defiling our natural beauty like that, shame. 890 01:04:29,036 --> 01:04:33,842 - Ah lay off him Cooney, fair play as I see it, after what your man Ciaran did to him?! 891 01:04:33,874 --> 01:04:38,245 - Ahh, everyone knows you've had it in for that family, ever since your wife's 892 01:04:38,278 --> 01:04:41,716 funeral when he made her look like a powdered Beagle! 893 01:04:41,750 --> 01:04:44,318 Well she was no oil painting to start with, you know. 894 01:04:44,351 --> 01:04:47,054 - Come over here and say that to my face, Martin Cooney! 895 01:04:47,087 --> 01:04:48,989 - I wouldn't waste the journey! 896 01:04:49,022 --> 01:04:51,291 - If I was 20 years younger, I swear... 897 01:04:51,325 --> 01:04:55,129 - We're the same age ye daft looner ye! 898 01:04:55,162 --> 01:04:57,331 - Looks like you're now famous outside this room as well! 899 01:04:57,364 --> 01:04:58,899 - Apparently. 900 01:04:58,932 --> 01:05:02,871 - I hope you'll be the mature one now and not let this escalate any further. 901 01:05:02,903 --> 01:05:04,938 - Me?! What makes you think that I would ever... 902 01:05:09,977 --> 01:05:11,679 - Mother of Jesus! 903 01:05:12,547 --> 01:05:13,615 - Jesus Christ! 904 01:05:13,648 --> 01:05:15,482 What the fuckin' Jesus... 905 01:05:15,517 --> 01:05:18,919 - I came in to give the floor a final once over, I turned on the light and I see... 906 01:05:20,187 --> 01:05:22,022 Oh look what they've done to the floors! 907 01:05:22,055 --> 01:05:24,258 - There's shit all over the place. 908 01:05:24,291 --> 01:05:26,628 - How did they get in here in the first place? 909 01:05:51,952 --> 01:05:55,389 - Bless all... apart from the fucking Yanks! 910 01:05:58,258 --> 01:06:00,194 - Want to play games with me pal? 911 01:06:00,227 --> 01:06:04,164 Bring it on! Bring it on! 912 01:06:04,198 --> 01:06:07,334 - Picked the wrong Irishman to mess with! 913 01:06:38,198 --> 01:06:41,502 - I got plenty of towels, thank you. 914 01:06:42,871 --> 01:06:44,739 - Oh my God. 915 01:06:46,406 --> 01:06:51,378 I say, thank you, I have plenty of... 916 01:06:52,514 --> 01:06:53,848 - Truce. - Huh? 917 01:06:53,882 --> 01:06:55,148 - Truce. 918 01:06:55,182 --> 01:06:57,351 - What fuckin' truce?! 919 01:06:57,384 --> 01:07:00,320 What do you mean truce? - I mean enough. 920 01:07:01,221 --> 01:07:03,791 What are we doing, huh? 921 01:07:03,825 --> 01:07:09,531 I mean, this is precisely what my father was trying to bring to an end... 922 01:07:09,564 --> 01:07:10,965 And look at us. 923 01:07:10,999 --> 01:07:13,467 We're as bad as the rest of them. 924 01:07:16,604 --> 01:07:17,872 Can I come in? 925 01:07:17,906 --> 01:07:19,707 - No! 926 01:07:19,741 --> 01:07:21,341 - All right, fair enough. 927 01:07:21,375 --> 01:07:25,479 Well, I just want to tell you that... 928 01:07:25,513 --> 01:07:27,047 - Okay, come in. 929 01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:29,316 Just come in. 930 01:07:36,658 --> 01:07:41,161 - In honour of my father and your father, and all the fathers before, 931 01:07:41,194 --> 01:07:46,466 what do you say we bring an end to this now? 932 01:07:46,500 --> 01:07:50,203 No, I know, I know, I know, I was the one that started it all with you. 933 01:07:50,237 --> 01:07:53,307 And for that I truly apologise. 934 01:07:53,340 --> 01:07:55,977 It wasn't big and it wasn't clever. 935 01:07:56,010 --> 01:08:03,083 So I get why you struck back at me and I struck back at you and you struck 936 01:08:03,116 --> 01:08:05,352 back at me again. 937 01:08:06,353 --> 01:08:10,925 But on and on it goes, towards what? 938 01:08:10,959 --> 01:08:13,460 What good can come of it? 939 01:08:17,197 --> 01:08:21,603 - Are you playing with me right now? - No, no, no, no, I'm not, no. 940 01:08:21,636 --> 01:08:23,337 God, no. 941 01:08:26,507 --> 01:08:27,775 - Okay. 942 01:08:28,843 --> 01:08:29,944 - Okay? 943 01:08:29,978 --> 01:08:32,714 - I'm saying yeah, you're right. 944 01:08:34,882 --> 01:08:36,651 We can do better. 945 01:08:38,019 --> 01:08:39,787 - Ahhhh... 946 01:08:42,924 --> 01:08:43,958 Good man. 947 01:08:43,992 --> 01:08:46,326 - Done. - Right. 948 01:08:46,360 --> 01:08:50,632 I must say that that bit with the sheep, that was very good. 949 01:08:50,665 --> 01:08:54,401 - Thank you... man, those are some filthy creatures! 950 01:08:54,434 --> 01:08:58,706 - Ah Barry, we're all filthy creatures. 951 01:09:06,514 --> 01:09:07,915 - Huh! 952 01:09:21,562 --> 01:09:22,764 - Hmm. 953 01:09:24,297 --> 01:09:26,500 - What, did you change your mind already? 954 01:09:28,435 --> 01:09:31,105 - I brought you some fresh towels. 955 01:09:31,139 --> 01:09:33,975 - Oh, that's okay, I've got plenty of towels. 956 01:09:34,008 --> 01:09:36,176 - I've already brought them! 957 01:09:36,844 --> 01:09:38,513 - Okay, thank you. 958 01:09:39,947 --> 01:09:41,649 Thank you. 959 01:09:44,552 --> 01:09:48,422 - You know, there's only so many towels a person can have. 960 01:09:49,691 --> 01:09:50,958 - Can I come in? 961 01:09:50,992 --> 01:09:53,061 - Huh? Yes, sure, of course. 962 01:09:53,094 --> 01:09:57,965 - Okay, look, this nonsense has got to stop, yourself and Ciaran are like a pair 963 01:09:57,999 --> 01:10:01,301 of eejits, you're embarrassing yourselves, you're embarrassing the 964 01:10:01,334 --> 01:10:03,071 town, and someone's gonna get hurt. 965 01:10:03,104 --> 01:10:04,572 I'm not saying you're entirely to blame... 966 01:10:04,605 --> 01:10:06,507 - I already had this conversation. - Hmm? 967 01:10:06,541 --> 01:10:08,609 - He was just here. - Ciaran, when? 968 01:10:08,643 --> 01:10:11,946 - Like a minute ago, and we called a truce. 969 01:10:11,979 --> 01:10:13,181 - You did? - Yes. 970 01:10:13,213 --> 01:10:15,116 We agreed no more fighting, no more quarrelling... 971 01:10:15,149 --> 01:10:17,752 - That's great, that is wonderful news. 972 01:10:17,785 --> 01:10:19,053 Good for you. 973 01:10:19,087 --> 01:10:23,423 - Yeah, we decided we're going to appeal to our better angels. 974 01:10:23,457 --> 01:10:25,893 I'm not sure I have better angels, but... 975 01:10:25,927 --> 01:10:27,161 - Oh, I think you do. 976 01:10:27,195 --> 01:10:29,463 I've just seen them. 977 01:10:32,600 --> 01:10:34,569 - Ah shit are we gonna kiss now? - What? 978 01:10:34,602 --> 01:10:36,336 Because, you know what, it's been a very long time for me. 979 01:10:36,369 --> 01:10:40,742 I'm in pyjamas, which is not at all... - I wasn't going to kiss you. 980 01:10:40,775 --> 01:10:45,278 - You weren't. Okay, well, that's embarrassing. 981 01:10:45,312 --> 01:10:46,881 - You Americans! 982 01:10:48,348 --> 01:10:50,151 - To be fair, I don't know that's an American thing really, so much as, 983 01:10:50,184 --> 01:10:52,787 you know, most men. - Okay. Okay. 984 01:10:52,820 --> 01:10:58,993 Look, I just -- I'm glad that you've both come to your senses. 985 01:10:59,827 --> 01:11:01,495 I'm proud of you. 986 01:11:01,863 --> 01:11:03,064 - Thank you. 987 01:11:03,097 --> 01:11:04,498 - Can I give you a hug? 988 01:11:04,532 --> 01:11:07,334 Or will that confuse you further? 989 01:11:07,367 --> 01:11:10,905 - No, it won't confuse me, I can handle a hug. 990 01:11:15,209 --> 01:11:18,546 - Oh the cagey fucker! 991 01:11:19,279 --> 01:11:21,281 - I hope now I didn't overstep. 992 01:11:21,314 --> 01:11:23,383 - No, no, no, very glad you came. 993 01:11:23,416 --> 01:11:28,089 - Well, well, well, isn't this lovely and cosy? 994 01:11:28,122 --> 01:11:29,557 - This is not what you think. 995 01:11:29,590 --> 01:11:31,926 - Was this your plan all along, huh? - No, no, no. 996 01:11:31,959 --> 01:11:35,163 - To sleep with my ex wife? - Not at all... wait, what?! 997 01:11:35,196 --> 01:11:36,998 - And you think that will break me? 998 01:11:37,031 --> 01:11:38,900 - Stop talking shite. 999 01:11:38,933 --> 01:11:40,268 Nobody slept with anybody. 1000 01:11:40,300 --> 01:11:42,570 - Wait, wait, go back, go back, what do you mean your ex wife? 1001 01:11:42,603 --> 01:11:45,472 Wait a sec, that's who you were married to! 1002 01:11:45,506 --> 01:11:47,675 - What's that supposed to mean? - Like you didn't know! 1003 01:11:47,708 --> 01:11:49,342 - How the hell would I know that? 1004 01:11:49,376 --> 01:11:50,645 - I didn't tell him. - Why not? 1005 01:11:50,678 --> 01:11:52,947 - Why would I? - How would you not tell me that? 1006 01:11:52,980 --> 01:11:55,650 - It's ancient history! 1007 01:11:55,683 --> 01:11:58,286 - There's like 12 people in the whole town. 1008 01:11:58,318 --> 01:12:02,123 You didn't think it was worth mentioning that the guy you married is the one guy I know? 1009 01:12:02,156 --> 01:12:06,294 - I'm not in the habit of talking about my business to people I've just met. 1010 01:12:06,326 --> 01:12:08,428 - And that way you can play him against me. 1011 01:12:08,461 --> 01:12:10,430 - I'm not playing anybody! 1012 01:12:10,463 --> 01:12:12,432 - Wait a sec, is that what that was? 1013 01:12:12,465 --> 01:12:14,302 - Is that what what was? 1014 01:12:14,334 --> 01:12:16,804 - The flirting. - I wasn't flirting. 1015 01:12:16,838 --> 01:12:20,440 Jesus Christ would you stop flattering yourself. 1016 01:12:20,473 --> 01:12:23,244 You're old enough to be my father. 1017 01:12:23,277 --> 01:12:24,579 - Younger than him! 1018 01:12:24,612 --> 01:12:26,714 - Well you wouldn't think it to watch him exercise. 1019 01:12:26,747 --> 01:12:29,917 A proper stroke I thought he was having... 1020 01:12:29,951 --> 01:12:31,451 Oh, oh, oh! 1021 01:12:31,484 --> 01:12:33,120 - I didn't ever make that sound. 1022 01:12:33,154 --> 01:12:38,358 Okay, wait a second, how do I know this wasn't all part of your plan? 1023 01:12:38,391 --> 01:12:40,094 - What plan? - Okay, see now it makes sense. 1024 01:12:40,127 --> 01:12:41,996 - What makes sense? 1025 01:12:42,029 --> 01:12:46,499 - You send in your ex to double team me and that way you can work me from both sides. 1026 01:12:46,534 --> 01:12:50,437 Oh I hope you stop all this and give Ciaran his land back. 1027 01:12:50,470 --> 01:12:52,306 Okay, I got it now. 1028 01:12:52,340 --> 01:12:58,846 - I was the one that told him to stop being an arse and do the right thing by you. 1029 01:13:00,081 --> 01:13:01,515 - She did, actually. 1030 01:13:02,817 --> 01:13:04,619 - Okay, so maybe the last part was wrong, but you know what... 1031 01:13:04,652 --> 01:13:07,188 - I wonder why? - Why what? 1032 01:13:07,221 --> 01:13:12,593 - Why were you so concerned that he gets his half of the property, huh? 1033 01:13:12,627 --> 01:13:16,564 Do you know that she has a vested interest in this particular piece of land? 1034 01:13:16,597 --> 01:13:19,333 - Oh, for fuck sake! - What, what, what? 1035 01:13:19,367 --> 01:13:25,273 - Tell him, how you might stand to benefit if the land was broken up between us. 1036 01:13:25,306 --> 01:13:28,175 - You are such an enormous arsehole! 1037 01:13:28,209 --> 01:13:32,013 - When my great grandfather bought the land, remember you commented on 1038 01:13:32,046 --> 01:13:34,515 how clever he was? 1039 01:13:34,548 --> 01:13:36,817 Do you know who he bought it from? 1040 01:13:38,152 --> 01:13:41,355 Would you care to guess? - No. 1041 01:13:41,389 --> 01:13:43,423 - Ah go on, go on, have a guess, have a guess. 1042 01:13:43,456 --> 01:13:46,661 - I don't... - Have a guess go on! 1043 01:13:46,694 --> 01:13:48,296 - Just fucking tell me. 1044 01:13:48,329 --> 01:13:51,666 - Her great, great grandfather. 1045 01:13:52,934 --> 01:13:53,768 - Really? 1046 01:13:53,801 --> 01:13:56,370 - It happened a thousand years ago. 1047 01:13:56,404 --> 01:13:57,805 Who gives a shit what happened then? 1048 01:13:57,838 --> 01:13:59,607 - Well it certainly didn't help our marriage. 1049 01:13:59,640 --> 01:14:04,111 - Oh no, you didn't help our marriage, let me let you in on a little secret. 1050 01:14:04,145 --> 01:14:08,516 Our marriage didn't end because of a stupid story about a stupid piece of land. 1051 01:14:08,549 --> 01:14:13,287 Our marriage ended because you are petty and spiteful and angry at 1052 01:14:13,321 --> 01:14:19,327 everyone but yourself, for whatever the fuck it is you think the world owes you! 1053 01:14:19,360 --> 01:14:23,331 I tell you what, you can both take the land and the house and shove them both 1054 01:14:23,364 --> 01:14:26,067 up both your asses for all I care! 1055 01:14:36,210 --> 01:14:38,145 - I don't think I'm petty. 1056 01:14:40,815 --> 01:14:44,385 I was serious before, I really wanted to make peace with you. 1057 01:14:44,418 --> 01:14:45,586 - Oh, me too. 1058 01:14:45,619 --> 01:14:47,455 - Swords into ploughshares and all that. 1059 01:14:47,487 --> 01:14:49,357 - Yeah, same here. 1060 01:14:49,390 --> 01:14:50,825 - But now... 1061 01:14:52,059 --> 01:14:55,196 You're going to be a sorry man you ever set foot in Ireland. 1062 01:14:55,229 --> 01:14:57,031 - Oh, I already am. 1063 01:14:57,064 --> 01:15:00,500 But if you think I'm leaving now? Fat chance of that. 1064 01:15:00,534 --> 01:15:03,571 - Oh, big city boy. 1065 01:15:03,604 --> 01:15:05,539 Very clever, huh? 1066 01:15:05,573 --> 01:15:07,742 You may have met your match. 1067 01:15:07,775 --> 01:15:10,444 - I may have, but it sure as hell ain't you! 1068 01:15:10,478 --> 01:15:12,446 - Well, we'll see about that. 1069 01:15:12,480 --> 01:15:14,615 - Oh yeah, we will see about that. 1070 01:15:14,648 --> 01:15:18,819 - Did I tell you, they're a sneaky lot. 1071 01:15:19,220 --> 01:15:20,721 - Yeah. 1072 01:15:26,594 --> 01:15:28,863 - Good man yourself. - Shame! 1073 01:15:36,270 --> 01:15:38,406 - Maybe the worst parking ever! 1074 01:15:38,439 --> 01:15:40,641 - All right, up against car please. 1075 01:15:40,674 --> 01:15:42,376 - What are you doing? 1076 01:15:42,410 --> 01:15:43,778 - Hands behind your back. 1077 01:15:43,811 --> 01:15:47,281 - I didn't steal the sheep, I borrowed them. 1078 01:15:47,314 --> 01:15:48,482 - Off who? 1079 01:15:48,517 --> 01:15:50,251 - Off from whoever's sheep they were. 1080 01:15:50,284 --> 01:15:51,520 - Uh hmm. 1081 01:15:51,552 --> 01:15:53,788 - If anything I was doing those sheep a service, 1082 01:15:53,821 --> 01:15:56,390 I took them off the street where God knows what can happen 1083 01:15:56,424 --> 01:15:57,725 and I brought them inside. 1084 01:15:57,758 --> 01:16:00,327 - Brought them inside where? 1085 01:16:00,361 --> 01:16:02,596 - Into Ciaran's... - Yeah, exactly. 1086 01:16:02,630 --> 01:16:05,066 That's known as breaking and entering. 1087 01:16:05,099 --> 01:16:09,538 - Yeah, and this is known as a breaking my balls bullshit charge. 1088 01:16:09,570 --> 01:16:11,672 And are these really necessary? 1089 01:16:11,705 --> 01:16:12,973 Hey! 1090 01:16:13,007 --> 01:16:17,645 - It's for my scrapbook, you are my first American. 1091 01:16:17,678 --> 01:16:19,814 - That's certainly not legal. 1092 01:16:19,847 --> 01:16:23,617 - You know what, maybe you're right? 1093 01:16:23,651 --> 01:16:27,088 I'm gonna make an executive decision and say... 1094 01:16:31,392 --> 01:16:32,960 You're free to go. 1095 01:16:35,663 --> 01:16:38,199 Just don't do it again. - I won't. 1096 01:16:41,635 --> 01:16:43,304 - Did you get it? 1097 01:16:57,885 --> 01:17:00,955 - He should pay his lamb malfeasance. 1098 01:17:02,723 --> 01:17:05,426 In an eternity of his own screams. 1099 01:17:05,459 --> 01:17:06,694 - Enough! - I'll stop. 1100 01:17:06,727 --> 01:17:08,329 - Yeah, that's it. 1101 01:17:28,149 --> 01:17:30,818 - Hey. - Did you get arrested? Is that true? 1102 01:17:30,851 --> 01:17:33,622 - What? - Did you get arrested for 1103 01:17:33,654 --> 01:17:37,424 misappropriating and confining nine adult sheep? 1104 01:17:37,458 --> 01:17:39,059 - For God's sake! 1105 01:17:39,093 --> 01:17:41,630 How do you know about that? - It's online. 1106 01:17:41,662 --> 01:17:43,063 It's all over the place. 1107 01:17:43,097 --> 01:17:46,601 Veteran New York developer, Barry Gorman, arrested overseas. 1108 01:17:46,635 --> 01:17:49,604 Manhattan tower builder caught with sheep. 1109 01:17:49,638 --> 01:17:52,039 - Oh, that's hysterical. - Really?! 1110 01:17:52,072 --> 01:17:55,376 Well guess who just pulled out of the 57th Street deal? 1111 01:17:55,409 --> 01:17:57,411 - Wait they what? - Yep. 1112 01:17:57,444 --> 01:17:58,913 - No, they can't do that. 1113 01:17:58,946 --> 01:18:01,348 - Really? Because they just did. 1114 01:18:01,382 --> 01:18:02,082 - What do you mean? Why? 1115 01:18:02,116 --> 01:18:03,684 - Why? 1116 01:18:03,717 --> 01:18:07,656 Because they don't want to be in business with an international sheep stealer. 1117 01:18:07,688 --> 01:18:09,624 - Okay, well, that's just nuts. 1118 01:18:09,658 --> 01:18:14,461 I'm gonna call them and I will explain what happened, because this is crazy. 1119 01:18:14,495 --> 01:18:15,462 - Dad, 1120 01:18:15,496 --> 01:18:16,531 it's done! 1121 01:18:16,565 --> 01:18:17,831 They pulled out. 1122 01:18:17,865 --> 01:18:19,833 It doesn't matter what you say to them. 1123 01:18:19,867 --> 01:18:21,468 It's gone. - What do you mean it's gone? 1124 01:18:21,502 --> 01:18:26,941 - I mean, someone else is going to build 57th Street, not us. 1125 01:18:26,974 --> 01:18:30,244 - Yeah, okay, I'm gonna call you back. 1126 01:18:42,524 --> 01:18:44,458 - Hey! Fuckhead! 1127 01:18:46,528 --> 01:18:48,429 Is that funny to you? 1128 01:18:48,462 --> 01:18:49,830 Screwing with my livelihood. 1129 01:18:49,863 --> 01:18:51,600 - Okay, okay, settle down now lads. 1130 01:18:51,633 --> 01:18:52,634 - No you settle down. 1131 01:18:52,667 --> 01:18:54,835 - You settle down. - How you doing? 1132 01:18:54,868 --> 01:18:58,673 - Do you have any idea how much money you just cost me? 1133 01:18:58,707 --> 01:19:00,709 Do you have any fucking idea?! 1134 01:19:00,741 --> 01:19:02,577 - Have you lost your mind? 1135 01:19:02,611 --> 01:19:05,179 - This guy, this guy is a snake. 1136 01:19:05,212 --> 01:19:07,848 - This guy is a fuckin'... - Better a rat than a snake. 1137 01:19:07,881 --> 01:19:10,518 - Now don't you be slagging off Ciaran, he's a good man. 1138 01:19:10,552 --> 01:19:11,785 - Oh, really?! 1139 01:19:11,819 --> 01:19:13,887 - He tried to screw him out of his inheritance. 1140 01:19:13,921 --> 01:19:16,658 - He put that stupid wall up in his garden. 1141 01:19:16,691 --> 01:19:18,859 - Yeah, only in direct response to him. 1142 01:19:18,892 --> 01:19:20,861 - Ah you're talking out your arse. - Oh am I? 1143 01:19:20,894 --> 01:19:23,732 - Yeah, now shut your hole, or I'll shut it for you. 1144 01:19:23,764 --> 01:19:27,501 - Wooo, will ya, I'd like to see you try! 1145 01:20:18,720 --> 01:20:20,988 - Jesus, he's having a heart attack! 1146 01:20:21,021 --> 01:20:22,691 - Give him some air. - Lift his head up. 1147 01:20:22,724 --> 01:20:24,759 - That's for choking - Give him the Heimlich. 1148 01:20:24,793 --> 01:20:26,060 - That's also for choking. 1149 01:20:26,093 --> 01:20:27,729 - You're meant to elevate his feet. 1150 01:20:27,762 --> 01:20:29,531 - Someone call an ambulance. 1151 01:20:35,102 --> 01:20:37,672 Well, let's get him into it then! 1152 01:20:43,712 --> 01:20:48,516 - Aw, you poor crature. - You'll be all right son, hang in there. 1153 01:20:48,550 --> 01:20:49,983 - I'll bet he's faking it. 1154 01:20:50,017 --> 01:20:53,187 - Ahhh, we'll have none of that now. 1155 01:20:53,854 --> 01:20:55,356 - Did you see that? 1156 01:20:57,592 --> 01:20:59,293 - Really?! 1157 01:20:59,326 --> 01:21:02,764 - There, look, he did it again the minute you turned around. 1158 01:21:02,797 --> 01:21:05,834 Oh I'm on to you, you Yankee bastard. 1159 01:21:05,866 --> 01:21:07,968 You're not fooling anybody. 1160 01:21:08,001 --> 01:21:10,270 - You should be ashamed of yourself. 1161 01:21:31,992 --> 01:21:33,994 - Hi Dad. Dad? 1162 01:21:34,027 --> 01:21:37,331 - Sorry, is this Barry Gorman's daughter? 1163 01:21:37,898 --> 01:21:40,769 - Yes. Who's this? 1164 01:21:57,886 --> 01:21:59,286 - You alright? 1165 01:21:59,319 --> 01:22:02,690 - Me head's throbbing a bit, but I'm okay. 1166 01:22:02,724 --> 01:22:07,227 - That was a fierce whack you took, wouldn't have guessed he could throw that hard. 1167 01:22:31,118 --> 01:22:34,622 - Am I dead now? - You're most certainly not! 1168 01:22:34,656 --> 01:22:38,927 You've had what's called a cardiac incident, no damage to the heart itself. 1169 01:22:38,959 --> 01:22:40,961 - Okay. 1170 01:22:40,994 --> 01:22:46,935 - But we're going to keep you here a day or two longer, just in case you keel over again. 1171 01:22:46,967 --> 01:22:48,736 - Okay, thank you. 1172 01:22:48,770 --> 01:22:53,173 - I've been asked to tell you that your daughter should be arriving tomorrow. 1173 01:22:53,207 --> 01:22:55,042 - Oh, good, good, good. 1174 01:22:55,075 --> 01:22:57,478 - Right, I'll leave you to rest. 1175 01:22:57,512 --> 01:22:59,881 - Okay, thank you. 1176 01:22:59,914 --> 01:23:01,950 - All right, Mr. Gorman. - Yes. 1177 01:23:01,982 --> 01:23:04,017 - Oh sorry, I meant this Mr. Gorman. 1178 01:23:04,051 --> 01:23:05,385 - What the... 1179 01:23:05,419 --> 01:23:07,856 - Oh Jesus, you're not putting me in with him are you? 1180 01:23:07,889 --> 01:23:09,356 - What's the matter with him? 1181 01:23:09,389 --> 01:23:11,492 - Well, we thought there that he might have had a concussion. 1182 01:23:11,526 --> 01:23:16,330 Or worse, as a general rule, we suggest avoid getting hit in the face... 1183 01:23:16,731 --> 01:23:18,566 With anything! 1184 01:23:18,600 --> 01:23:23,738 Perhaps at some point, a prayer of gratitude from each of you would be in order. 1185 01:23:23,771 --> 01:23:26,373 You've both been quite lucky today. 1186 01:23:28,510 --> 01:23:32,379 - Excuse me, I'm wondering if there's another room that I can have, 1187 01:23:32,412 --> 01:23:34,983 because I'm not comfortable. - We've got a full house at the moment 1188 01:23:35,015 --> 01:23:37,084 so I'm afraid this is all we have to offer. 1189 01:23:37,117 --> 01:23:40,622 - Well, is there someone else I can talk to, the manager? 1190 01:23:40,655 --> 01:23:41,923 - The manager? 1191 01:23:41,956 --> 01:23:44,626 - I don't know what it's called here, but I'm not... I insist... 1192 01:23:44,659 --> 01:23:46,426 - Is there a problem? 1193 01:23:50,063 --> 01:23:53,001 - Nah, there's no, no problem. 1194 01:23:53,033 --> 01:23:56,236 - We're fine, thank you. 1195 01:24:24,032 --> 01:24:26,701 - I'm sorry I gave you a concussion. 1196 01:24:26,734 --> 01:24:29,003 - You didn't! 1197 01:24:29,037 --> 01:24:31,438 - I'm sorry I almost gave you a concussion. 1198 01:24:31,471 --> 01:24:35,043 That's really not okay, it's just, there's no excuse for that. 1199 01:24:35,075 --> 01:24:41,315 And I just want to say I'm sorry, truly. 1200 01:25:00,400 --> 01:25:03,170 - I'm sorry I killed your business. 1201 01:25:03,203 --> 01:25:05,205 I didn't mean to do that. 1202 01:25:05,238 --> 01:25:07,407 I wanted to embarrass you. 1203 01:25:07,441 --> 01:25:11,813 I don't deny that, I wanted to poke you with a stick, but... 1204 01:25:12,981 --> 01:25:15,783 Well, I'm sorry about that. 1205 01:25:20,588 --> 01:25:28,763 You know, I meant what I said the other night about wanting to end this. 1206 01:25:28,796 --> 01:25:31,833 - Hey, so did I. 1207 01:25:32,700 --> 01:25:34,902 - And yet, here we are. 1208 01:25:36,236 --> 01:25:38,973 - Here we are. 1209 01:25:39,007 --> 01:25:40,808 - What shall we do then? 1210 01:25:40,842 --> 01:25:43,410 You and I, how can we... 1211 01:25:46,279 --> 01:25:48,583 What is it you'd like? 1212 01:25:50,852 --> 01:25:52,419 - Pfft, what do you want? 1213 01:25:52,452 --> 01:25:58,425 - Well I suppose I'd like to be a bigger man. 1214 01:25:58,458 --> 01:26:03,497 I'd like to be able to honour me da's wishes and do what he asked. 1215 01:26:06,366 --> 01:26:08,402 I'd like to trust you. 1216 01:26:08,435 --> 01:26:11,471 But... can I speak honestly? 1217 01:26:11,506 --> 01:26:15,009 - Please. - I don't trust you. 1218 01:26:15,043 --> 01:26:18,546 - Well, I don't trust you. 1219 01:26:18,579 --> 01:26:27,088 - Well, common ground then, maybe we can build on that. 1220 01:26:27,121 --> 01:26:32,192 How about we both sleep on it and we attack it fresh in the morning, huh? 1221 01:26:32,225 --> 01:26:34,461 - Fair enough. 1222 01:26:35,429 --> 01:26:37,031 I think my daughter's coming tomorrow. 1223 01:26:37,065 --> 01:26:39,433 - Ah, that'll be nice, eh. 1224 01:26:45,439 --> 01:26:47,909 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing? 1225 01:26:47,942 --> 01:26:49,242 - Well, I thought we were done. 1226 01:26:49,276 --> 01:26:51,813 - Yes, but if you close that I can't see the window. 1227 01:26:53,380 --> 01:26:57,051 - Well if we leave it open, we can see each other and that benefits no one. 1228 01:26:57,085 --> 01:26:58,653 - I'm with you there. 1229 01:26:58,686 --> 01:27:01,321 - How about we leave it half open, you know, half open half closed, 1230 01:27:01,354 --> 01:27:04,158 is that fair? - That sounds fair, let's see that. 1231 01:27:09,931 --> 01:27:11,833 Stop for a second. 1232 01:27:13,333 --> 01:27:14,635 We can't both do it. 1233 01:27:14,669 --> 01:27:17,437 We can't both do it at the same time, put yours down. 1234 01:27:17,471 --> 01:27:19,640 - You put yours down first. 1235 01:27:32,186 --> 01:27:34,088 Would you like to do it? 1236 01:27:34,122 --> 01:27:35,890 - You can do it. 1237 01:27:35,923 --> 01:27:37,592 Or I can do it. 1238 01:27:38,893 --> 01:27:40,628 You do it. 1239 01:27:43,865 --> 01:27:45,600 - How's that? 1240 01:27:48,268 --> 01:27:49,369 - Can't really see the window. 1241 01:27:49,402 --> 01:27:51,806 - Jesus Christ! 1242 01:27:53,273 --> 01:27:54,842 - Litte more. 1243 01:27:57,011 --> 01:27:58,646 Perfect! 1244 01:27:58,980 --> 01:28:00,681 Thank you. 1245 01:28:03,017 --> 01:28:05,318 - I can still see you. 1246 01:28:05,352 --> 01:28:07,487 - Are you f-- kidding me? 1247 01:28:11,025 --> 01:28:12,126 - A little bit more. 1248 01:28:12,160 --> 01:28:14,061 A bit more, bit more. 1249 01:28:14,095 --> 01:28:15,196 - I'm losing window. 1250 01:28:15,229 --> 01:28:17,999 Go on, go on, nearly there. 1251 01:28:18,032 --> 01:28:21,002 Too much. 1252 01:28:21,035 --> 01:28:23,503 - Okay? - Perfect. 1253 01:28:24,772 --> 01:28:26,040 Ahhh! 1254 01:28:30,178 --> 01:28:32,580 - I think my daughter's coming tomorrow. 1255 01:28:33,781 --> 01:28:35,249 - So you said. 1256 01:28:35,283 --> 01:28:37,118 - She's a great girl. 1257 01:28:37,151 --> 01:28:38,485 - I'm sure she is. 1258 01:28:38,519 --> 01:28:40,353 - I worry about her though. 1259 01:28:40,387 --> 01:28:43,624 You know, you always want your kids to find someone. 1260 01:28:43,658 --> 01:28:45,560 Not that she couldn't manage on her own. 1261 01:28:45,593 --> 01:28:47,460 Obviously, she's very capable. 1262 01:28:47,494 --> 01:28:51,364 She could do, she'd be fine on her own, but it's not the same, it's not the same. 1263 01:28:51,398 --> 01:28:53,034 When you have two people... 1264 01:28:53,067 --> 01:28:56,103 When there's two people, then you always have somebody in your corner. 1265 01:28:56,137 --> 01:28:57,672 You always have some... 1266 01:28:59,439 --> 01:29:00,942 Still talking! 1267 01:29:07,081 --> 01:29:09,717 - I didn't know if you still liked crossword puzzles. 1268 01:29:09,750 --> 01:29:11,552 - Oh, I do, I do. - Good. 1269 01:29:11,586 --> 01:29:13,321 I brought you some of those as well. 1270 01:29:13,353 --> 01:29:15,590 You can split them between you. - Thank you. 1271 01:29:15,623 --> 01:29:18,626 - And I brought you a bunch of these. 1272 01:29:18,659 --> 01:29:21,229 You can read up on your Kardashians. 1273 01:29:21,262 --> 01:29:23,463 - Fantastic! That's great. 1274 01:29:23,496 --> 01:29:26,499 - Hey, do Americans play chess? 1275 01:29:26,534 --> 01:29:29,469 - Yes, Americans play chess. 1276 01:29:29,502 --> 01:29:31,873 - All right then, you two can have at it. 1277 01:29:31,906 --> 01:29:34,542 As long as you play nicely. - Oh, we will, we will. 1278 01:29:34,575 --> 01:29:39,080 - Yeah, I think you're thinking of the old us, because we're fine now. 1279 01:29:39,113 --> 01:29:41,481 - Hello. - There you you are. 1280 01:29:41,515 --> 01:29:44,118 - There you are! - Hello. 1281 01:29:47,121 --> 01:29:49,223 - How are you? - I'm fine. 1282 01:29:49,257 --> 01:29:50,591 Please tell her I'm fine. 1283 01:29:50,625 --> 01:29:52,425 - He's grand, right as rain. 1284 01:29:52,459 --> 01:29:54,729 - This is my daughter. - Very nice to meet you. 1285 01:29:54,762 --> 01:29:55,529 - Hi. 1286 01:29:55,563 --> 01:29:57,665 - Where's the baby? - What baby? 1287 01:29:58,266 --> 01:30:01,168 Home, in very safe hands. 1288 01:30:01,202 --> 01:30:02,402 - That's probably best. 1289 01:30:02,435 --> 01:30:03,403 Come, come, come. 1290 01:30:03,436 --> 01:30:05,339 You gotta meet everybody. 1291 01:30:05,373 --> 01:30:07,407 Okay, this is cousin Ciaran. 1292 01:30:07,440 --> 01:30:09,577 This is my beautiful daughter Natalya. 1293 01:30:09,610 --> 01:30:12,113 - Ah, hello, hello, how are you? 1294 01:30:12,146 --> 01:30:14,015 - And this is Fiona. 1295 01:30:48,282 --> 01:30:53,421 - The greatest happiness of life is the conviction of being loved, 1296 01:30:53,453 --> 01:30:56,090 loved for ourselves. 1297 01:30:56,123 --> 01:31:01,929 If there's anything better than being loved, it is to love another. 1298 01:31:03,130 --> 01:31:06,133 - For God's sake, would you ever get a hold of yourself? 1299 01:31:07,134 --> 01:31:10,771 - For God does not make a love that is wrong. 1300 01:31:10,805 --> 01:31:18,679 This is a union of two individuals, of heart, mind, body and spirit. 1301 01:31:20,381 --> 01:31:27,288 Therefore, marriage should not be entered into lightly, but, reverently, 1302 01:31:27,321 --> 01:31:30,224 honestly and deliberately. 1303 01:31:31,359 --> 01:31:34,295 I now have a question for each of you. 1304 01:31:34,328 --> 01:31:41,202 Natalya, you have chosen Fiona to be your wife and partner through life, 1305 01:31:41,235 --> 01:31:43,571 will you love and respect her? 1306 01:31:43,604 --> 01:31:46,340 Will you be honest with her always? 1307 01:31:46,374 --> 01:31:50,044 And will you stand with her through whatever may come? 1308 01:31:50,077 --> 01:31:50,978 - I will. 1309 01:31:52,513 --> 01:31:57,551 - Fiona, you have chosen Natalya to be your wife and partner through life. 1310 01:31:57,585 --> 01:31:59,854 Will you love and respect her? 1311 01:31:59,887 --> 01:32:02,056 Will you be honest with her always? 1312 01:32:02,089 --> 01:32:06,260 And will you stand with her through whatever may come? 1313 01:32:06,994 --> 01:32:08,095 - I will. 1314 01:32:09,764 --> 01:32:15,102 - Well then, by the power vested in me by the fine people of Ireland, and by the 1315 01:32:15,136 --> 01:32:20,107 loving grace of God, and that can be any god that you want. 1316 01:32:21,375 --> 01:32:24,178 I know pronounce you married. 1317 01:32:24,211 --> 01:32:29,550 You may... oh hang on is this where we do the bit with the glass? 1318 01:32:43,597 --> 01:32:47,134 You may now seal the marriage with a kiss. 1319 01:33:24,738 --> 01:33:26,575 - You know how much I love you, right? 1320 01:33:26,607 --> 01:33:28,242 - I do, yeah. 1321 01:33:29,276 --> 01:33:30,811 - And you... 1322 01:33:32,746 --> 01:33:35,182 You know how happy I am that you two found each other? 1323 01:33:35,216 --> 01:33:36,551 - I do, yeah. 1324 01:33:36,585 --> 01:33:38,819 - By the way I can do this now, because you're my daughter-in-law. 1325 01:33:38,853 --> 01:33:40,387 You know. - I understand. 1326 01:33:40,421 --> 01:33:42,957 - Okay, and you'll tell me if I overstep. - You're overstepping. 1327 01:33:42,990 --> 01:33:45,059 - Natalya? - Love you guys. 1328 01:33:45,092 --> 01:33:48,229 - Oi, well, we better go spend some time with my mother 1329 01:33:48,262 --> 01:33:51,332 or we'll never hear the end of it. - Go, go, go. 1330 01:33:51,365 --> 01:33:53,100 - By the way, her new guy... 1331 01:33:54,235 --> 01:33:55,369 - Right! 1332 01:33:56,637 --> 01:33:59,740 - Fergus, with our Fergus?! - That was ages ago. 1333 01:33:59,773 --> 01:34:01,675 He hadn't married yet. 1334 01:34:01,709 --> 01:34:04,879 Also, do remember old man Coughlan? 1335 01:34:04,912 --> 01:34:07,381 - Had the upholstery and knitting shop? 1336 01:34:08,182 --> 01:34:09,450 - Did him as well. 1337 01:34:09,483 --> 01:34:13,954 - I'm not sure this is quite the time or place to be confessing. 1338 01:34:13,988 --> 01:34:16,390 - I'm not confessing, I'm just telling ye. 1339 01:34:17,391 --> 01:34:18,759 Here's one that'll surprise you. 1340 01:34:18,792 --> 01:34:23,063 Do you remember the McDermott twins, Graham and Douglas? 1341 01:34:23,097 --> 01:34:24,198 Well... 1342 01:34:29,670 --> 01:34:31,005 - Hey. - Yeah. 1343 01:34:32,541 --> 01:34:36,611 - You know, maybe I'm thick, but it honestly never occurred to me that it was 1344 01:34:36,645 --> 01:34:38,812 women she fancied. 1345 01:34:38,846 --> 01:34:40,649 - I don't know that she did. 1346 01:34:40,681 --> 01:34:44,084 She just fancies my daughter. 1347 01:34:47,622 --> 01:34:52,793 - Well you just get pig's blood and you stuff it in to the beef's intestines. 1348 01:34:52,826 --> 01:34:54,261 No? Get her a drink there will ye? 1349 01:34:54,295 --> 01:34:56,263 - You ever been to Brooklyn? 1350 01:34:56,297 --> 01:34:57,566 It's right by the water. 1351 01:34:57,599 --> 01:34:59,333 Oh, it's beautiful in Brooklyn. 1352 01:34:59,366 --> 01:35:02,537 - Have you been to Brooklyn? - What are you kiddin'? 1353 01:35:02,571 --> 01:35:05,272 I'm from Brooklyn. - Hey, come on. 1354 01:35:05,306 --> 01:35:06,675 - Ah just forget it. 1355 01:35:12,614 --> 01:35:15,282 - He's a pure dote that grandson of yours. 1356 01:35:15,316 --> 01:35:16,283 - Who's the other kid? 1357 01:35:16,317 --> 01:35:19,286 - Well, that's Fiona's sister's little fella. 1358 01:35:19,320 --> 01:35:20,187 - Okay. 1359 01:35:20,221 --> 01:35:22,823 - I suppose that makes him me ex-nephew. 1360 01:35:22,856 --> 01:35:24,959 - And now he's my nephew? 1361 01:35:28,429 --> 01:35:32,466 - Oi, keep it away from the grown ups now, right. 1362 01:35:33,200 --> 01:35:34,435 - There you are. 1363 01:35:35,604 --> 01:35:36,971 - Listen to this. 1364 01:35:37,004 --> 01:35:39,173 So I'm standing there getting some deviled eggs. 1365 01:35:39,206 --> 01:35:42,544 And Caitlin Murphy comes over to say she was unhappy with how we did her 1366 01:35:42,577 --> 01:35:44,078 grandmother's funeral. 1367 01:35:44,111 --> 01:35:47,014 And I said, love, I'm off the clock. 1368 01:35:47,047 --> 01:35:50,417 And incidentally, that was four years ago. 1369 01:35:53,320 --> 01:35:57,291 - I don't know what you're telling me for, it's your problem now. 1370 01:35:57,324 --> 01:35:58,392 It's your business. 1371 01:36:00,629 --> 01:36:01,895 - We're gonna miss you. 1372 01:36:01,929 --> 01:36:03,531 - Nah, you're not! 1373 01:36:05,032 --> 01:36:06,867 - What did I just tell you? 1374 01:36:06,900 --> 01:36:08,737 I'm sorry about that Mrs. Scully. 1375 01:36:08,769 --> 01:36:09,903 Come here you! 1376 01:36:09,937 --> 01:36:12,773 - So what is your plan? - Oh, no plan. 1377 01:36:12,806 --> 01:36:16,010 Just see it all. 1378 01:36:16,043 --> 01:36:19,380 There's a great big world out there beyond this parish. 1379 01:36:19,413 --> 01:36:25,853 - Well, I think your father would be quite pleased with all of this. 1380 01:36:25,886 --> 01:36:27,689 - I think he would Seamus. 1381 01:36:27,722 --> 01:36:30,659 - You boys have done something mighty. 1382 01:36:30,692 --> 01:36:34,061 - Nah. - No, ye have. 1383 01:36:34,094 --> 01:36:38,667 I don't know why it is we always need to be going at each other? 1384 01:36:38,700 --> 01:36:41,001 I suppose it's human nature. 1385 01:36:41,035 --> 01:36:44,773 But you've put an end to it. 1386 01:36:44,805 --> 01:36:47,975 In this corner of the world you have. 1387 01:36:48,008 --> 01:36:54,481 And that's a marvellous thing, a pure marvellous thing. 1388 01:36:57,017 --> 01:37:00,154 Your father would be very proud. 1389 01:37:04,925 --> 01:37:07,529 - You know what, here's to Fergus. 1390 01:37:10,732 --> 01:37:12,534 - To Fergus. 1391 01:37:12,567 --> 01:37:13,867 - To Fergus. 1392 01:37:26,648 --> 01:37:30,050 - Well, I guess we did it. 1393 01:37:31,385 --> 01:37:33,954 - I guess we did. 1394 01:37:33,987 --> 01:37:38,058 - Finally, peace in the family. - Amen. 1395 01:37:59,279 --> 01:38:07,789 - Hello, hey I was hoping you'd call, so what do you think? 1396 01:38:07,822 --> 01:38:12,393 - Oh, tis lovely, lovely indeed! 110331

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