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Newscaster A sun a

And now, News Headlines. Newscaster A sun a

Newscaster A sun a

The 3rd BoB has finally drawn to an end, and the No. 1 gunman has been named! Newscaster A sun a

The 3rd BoB has finally drawn to an end, and the No. 1 gunman has been named! 3RD BoB - WE HAVE A WINNER!

3RD BoB - WE HAVE A WINNER!

Who reached the pinnacle among GGO players, after prevailing in a long fight to the death? 3RD BoB - WE HAVE A WINNER!

Kirito and Sinon! 3RD BoB - WE HAVE A WINNER!

3RD BoB - WE HAVE A WINNER!

It was Kirito who won the first-ever sword fight in BoB history. 3RD BoB - WE HAVE A WINNER!

3RD BoB - WE HAVE A WINNER!

At one point, he seemed to flounder against Death Gun's sword skills, 3RD BoB - WE HAVE A WINNER!

But in the end, his sword-and-gun combo prevailed to defeat Death Gun! 3RD BoB - WE HAVE A WINNER!

3RD BoB - WE HAVE A WINNER!

And it was Sinon who showed her grit by never giving up the fight, 3RD BoB - WE HAVE A WINNER!

Despite losing the ability to snipe, due to a broken scope! 3RD BoB - WE HAVE A WINNER!

3RD BoB - WE HAVE A WINNER!

By using the Bullet Prediction Line as a graph, she showed off a technical play. 3RD BoB - WE HAVE A WINNER!

3RD BoB - WE HAVE A WINNER!

After defeating Death Gun, a face-off between Kirito and Sinon was widely anticipated, 3RD BoB - WE HAVE A WINNER!

But Sinon shocked us all by using a "souvenir grenade™ to self-destruct along with Kirito, 3RD BoB - WE HAVE A WINNER!

Ending the tournament with an unexpected bang! 3RD BoB - WE HAVE A WINNER!

3RD BoB - WE HAVE A WINNER!

So just like the first tournament, BoB 3 ended in a tie. 3RD BoB - WE HAVE A WINNER!

3RD BoB - WE HAVE A WINNER!

Let's praise our two champions" gutsy performances! 3RD BoB - WE HAVE A WINNER!

3RD BoB - WE HAVE A WINNER!

This has been News Headlines. 3RD BoB - WE HAVE A WINNER!

SWORD ART OFFLINE 2 (tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara

Host A sun a Hello, everyone. It's now time for Sword Art Offline 2.

Host A sun a

Host A sun a I'm your host, A sun a!

I'm your host, A sun a!

Commentator Kirito Commentator Sinon

Commentator Kirito Commentator Sinon I'm your commentator, Kirito.

Commentator Kirito Commentator Sinon And I'm your commentator, Sinon.

And I'm your commentator, Sinon.

This program is an info-variety show, bringing you all the news about Gun Gale Online.

Both of you - congratulations on your victory!

Thank you!

But I didn't win on my own.

It was thanks to Sinon's support!

I didn't really do anything, you know.

And you were the one who actually defeated Death Gun...

Anyway, what was that technique you used to take him out?

It looked like a gun/sword combo?

That's a sword skill called the Double Circular.

I used a gun when I fought Death Gun, but normally it's a dual-wielding technique.

Dual-wielding?

Is that your original style, Kirito?

I don't know if it's a style,

but since that's what I used in SAO, it's ingrained in my body.

That's why I always use it without thinking when I'm in a jam.

Meaning you weren't going all-out when you fought me?

So you thought you could beat me without using dual swords!

N-No, that's not true!

Since you're a sniper, we never got into close combat, that's all!

I see.

Well, you do have a point.

Still, the fact that you got this far in a gun-orientated game...

Swords are quite powerful, I see.

Hey, Kirito, what was the MMORPG you played before converting over to GGO?

Well, a fantasy game called ALO.

If I, uh...if I start playing ALO, could you show me some sword skills that are even more amazing?

0-of course!

Right, A sun a?

Sure! You'd be more than welcome, Sinon! I

All right, then I'll be looking forward to that.

All right, let's get Sword Art Offline 2 started!

SWORD ART OFFLINE 2 (tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara

Trivia Master: Yui

The weapon used by Death Gun is a thrust-orientated sword based on the estoc. Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

Death Gun created this weapon with his gun/sword-forging skill, Trivia Master: Yui

which is a subset of the knife-forging skill. Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

Because it's made of armor plates from spaceships, the most precious metal you can obtain in GGO, Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

even Daddy's light sword can't cut through it. Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

If only Mommy could use this weapon in ALO, she could become an invincible Berserk Hea— Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

No, I mean the perfect Undine magical swords woman! Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

I wish I could see that! Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

This has been Sword Art Trivia 2! Trivia Master: Yui

PLAYBACK CORNER

In this segment, we select various scenes from episodes

included on the Blu-ray or DVD, and comment on them along with our guest.

Today, let's playback Sword Art Online 2 Episodes 13 and 14!

First, here's a scene from Episode 13.

What's this sword skill of Death Gun's?

It's called the Star Splash.

It's a high-level sword skill that inflicts 8 strikes in a row,

and it's also a specialty of Asuna's.

Who's more powerful, A sun a or Death Gun?

Well, of course that'd be A sun a, hands down!

Sure, Death Gun's unbelievable, but he's no match for Asuna's sharpness and force!

Oh, please! I still have a long way to go!

I mean, come on, Asuna's Star Splash is so fast, you can't see it coming!

The reason why I can deflect bullets might be because I'm always dueling with A sun a when we train!

Come on! Really, Kirito! You're praising me too much!

See? Isn't she amazing?

Y-Yeah...

All right, here's the next scene! Here we go!

A sad a! How do you know him?

Is he your boyfriend, by any chance?

You really don't have a shred of delicacy, do you?

The school gates - how conspicuous is that? And to be waiting for me on your motorcycle!

After that day, the whole school was dishing about how "Asada's boyfriend came to pick her up on his motorcycle.”

It was a nightmare!

S-Sorry about that...

Lucky you, Sinon!

I wish he'd come pick me up at school on his motorcycle!

What? You like that kind of thing?

Uh, I commute by train, actually.

Well, since it's not like it's against the rules to take your bike,

I could pick you up sometime.

That's not the point!

A boy wearing a different uniform coming to the school gate on his motorcycle...

That's what I dream about!

Hey, Kirito, what do you say to transferring schools for just one day?

No way. I want to be with you, A sun a.

Huh? Oh, come on! Really, Kirito! Is it that important to you to be with me?

Of course. If I transferred, I wouldn't get to eat your box lunches!

Geez! Kirito, is that really your main concern?

Okay, okay... All right, here's the next scene.

And over there is A sun a yuuki, aka A sun a the Berserk Healer.

N-Now that's harsh!

So people call you the Berserk Healer, huh?

When I met you in the real world, you seemed so docile...

Wh-Who knew?

Yeah! I know, right?

But it's a fact, right?

Don't tell me you're just making this all up!

0-of course not!

I'm not the one who gave her that nickname.

It was the other players in ALO who saw A sun a in combat.

Pretty harsh, huh? I was never that violent!

No, you were pretty... actually, you were really violent!

Oh, please! Now I even have to hear that from you, Kirito? That's terrible!

Right? Now you know why they call her Berserk, right?

Yeah.

Geez, that's enough!

All right, here's the next scene. Enjoy.

Anyway, it's great to meet another female VRMMO player in the real world.

That's for sure! Please be our friend, A sad a.

Sorry about that day, Sinon!

Asking you to be our friend when we'd only just met...

We put you on the spot, didn't we?

Oh, please! Of course you didn't!

It's just that I was scared.

That you'd find out about my past.

Sinon...

Well, this black-clothed guy did shoot off his mouth.

But when you asked me to be your friend, it made me happy.

Now I'm going to ask you.

Will you be my friend, A sun a?

Yes! Of course!

Me, too! It's nice being your friend, Sinon!

Huh? Were you a friend of mine?

Huh?

This has been Playback Corner!

Just kidding! I was just messing with you!

SWORD ART OFFLINE 2 (tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara

Trivia Master: Yui

Ms. Endo's replica gun is a handgun called the Government 1911. Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

Its official name is the Colt M1911, and from 1911 to 1985, Trivia Master: Yui

it was renowned as the standard-issue sidearm for the U.S. Army. Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

It's generally known by the name "Colt Government.” Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

With its large, .45 caliber, Trivia Master: Yui

it's powerful enough to render its target immobile with a single shot. Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

It also shows up frequently in the movies. Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

It just might make you feel like a movie star! Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

Mwa ha ha! I'm telling ya, GGO is hell! Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

Uh... wait? Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

That's not quite what I was going for... Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

This has been Sword Art Trivia 2! Trivia Master: Yui

COUNSELING CORNER

In this segment, we'll be hearing from various people living in the SAO2 world,

and we'll be solving their problems in a flash!

We're going to slash and hack away at the problems our viewers sent in to the show!

Here are today's clients!

Clients Trio of Sulky Beauties

Clients Trio of Sulky Beauties "Lately, we haven't been getting any screen time.

Clients Trio of Sulky Beauties How do you think we can we get more screen time?"

Clients Trio of Sulky Beauties

Hey, this "Trio of Sulky Beauties"...

No question about it - it's Liz and Co.!

But since there's three of them, does that mean the others are Silica and Leaf a?

Is my sister part of this, too?

What do they mean by wanting more screen time?

I think they probably want to stand out more, or do more.

Why would they want to stand out so much?

Since I'm a sniper, I'd rather not stand out at all.

I don't remember ever being glad that I stood out.

When people found out about my dual-wielding skill, I hid out at Agil's for a week.

Same here!

Getting marriage proposals from complete strangers...

Getting stalked by members of my guild...

Not a single good thing came of that!

At the end of the day, being an unknown, ordinary person is the best position you can be in!

We've just received a follow-up message from our clients.

Um...?

Clients Trio of Sulky Beauties

Clients Trio of Sulky Beauties "You guys, don't get full of yourselves because you think you're winners!

Clients Trio of Sulky Beauties Someday we're going to school you, so brace yourselves!

That's their message.

Brace ourselves? What the heck are they planning?

Who knows? But I think I'm kind of looking forward to next time!

This has been the Counseling Corner!

SWORD ART OFFLINE 2 (tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara

The time has come to say goodbye.

What did you think of this episode?

It was pretty smooth sailing for me till the previous episode,

but this time around, I sustained physical damage.

The thought that this might be a continuing trend makes me glum.

This is your last time joining us, Sinon. How did you like looking back at this show?

At first I didn't really know what was going on,

but now that it's over, I think I had a good time.

Well, although I do regret not getting to blast a hole in this black-clothed guy's face!

Hey! To commemorate my last episode, let me fire one round!

N-No way!

Just when I thought I'd get out safely!

No way am I gonna let you take me out at the last second!

Hey! He ran off!

Come back here!

Let's meet again in the next Sword Art Online II video!

Bye-bye!

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