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Newscaster A sun a

And now, News Headlines. Newscaster A sun a

Newscaster A sun a

It's been announced that the two popular beauties of GGO will be performing as a duo. A NEW DUO FEATURING TWO BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOLS DEBUTS IN GGO!

A NEW DUO FEATURING TWO BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOLS DEBUTS IN GGO!

The girl with the long black hair whose sweetness is her charm A NEW DUO FEATURING TWO BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOLS DEBUTS IN GGO!

Is an unusual type of player who chose to arm herself with a sword in GGO. A NEW DUO FEATURING TWO BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOLS DEBUTS IN GGO!

A NEW DUO FEATURING TWO BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOLS DEBUTS IN GGO!

Her style of deflecting bullets with that sword, then slashing her opponents, is the talk of the town. A NEW DUO FEATURING TWO BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOLS DEBUTS IN GGO!

A NEW DUO FEATURING TWO BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOLS DEBUTS IN GGO!

The silent, stoic blue-haired girl is a brilliant sniper, respected by players in the upper echelons. A NEW DUO FEATURING TWO BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOLS DEBUTS IN GGO!

A NEW DUO FEATURING TWO BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOLS DEBUTS IN GGO!

Her beloved gun, the Hécate II, boasts destructive power with a single blow. A NEW DUO FEATURING TWO BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOLS DEBUTS IN GGO!

A NEW DUO FEATURING TWO BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOLS DEBUTS IN GGO!

News that GGO's hottest girls have formed a duo has set the community abuzz. A NEW DUO FEATURING TWO BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOLS DEBUTS IN GGO!

Fans debate which is better, to be slashed after being shot, or to be shot after being slashed. A NEW DUO FEATURING TWO BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOLS DEBUTS IN GGO!

A NEW DUO FEATURING TWO BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOLS DEBUTS IN GGO!

This has been News Headlines. A NEW DUO FEATURING TWO BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOLS DEBUTS IN GGO!

SWORD ART OFFLINE 2 (tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara

Host A sun a Hello, everyone. It's now time for Sword Art Offline 2.

Host A sun a I'm your host, A sun a!

I'm your host, A sun a!

Commentator Kirito Commentator Sinon I'm your commentator, Kirito.

Commentator Kirito Commentator Sinon And I'm your commentator, Sinon.

This program is an info-variety show, bringing you all the news about Gun Gale Online.

Kirito! Sinon!

I hear you're starting out as a duo! Congratulations!

First of all, we're not performing as a duo,

and secondly, I'd rather die than team up with a guy like this.

That's too bad!

But I hear you're really popular among GGO players!

Well, GGO's got that brutal worldview,

and there are even less female players than in SAO.

It's true that there are tons of guys who hit on the female players.

A sun a, didn't you have a hard time in SAO yourself?

Yes, I kept getting marriage proposals, and it was a hassle turning them down.

Not that they're proposing, but I get hit on by guys all the time, too...

And, uh... it's annoying.

I'm not surprised! After all, you're so cute, Sinon!

That's right! Us cute girls have it tough, don't we?

Stop talking in that creepy voice.

Calling me creepy... that's too harsh!

Oh, Sinon, getting carried away just because you're kinda cute...

Either you stop talking like that right now,

or get your head blasted open - you pick!

Right! I'll stop! I'm sorry!

All right, let's get Sword Art Offline 2 started!

SWORD ART OFFLINE 2 (tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara

Trivia Master: Yui

The map for the BoB final is a circle with a diameter of 10 km. Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

In terms of area, it's 78.5 square kilometers, making it roughly twice the size of Naha City in Okinawa. Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

In fact, that makes it the same size as floor one of the floating castle, Aincrad. Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

In SAO, this floor was populated by 10,000 players, Trivia Master: Yui

whereas in BoB, there are only 30 players. Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

This is due to the fact that unlike swords, guns have a longer range. Trivia Master: Yui

1 km for a rifle... even assault rifles have a range of 500 m. Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

This has been Sword Art Trivia 2! Trivia Master: Yui

PLAYBACK CORNER

In this segment, we select various scenes from episodes

included on the Blu-ray or DVD and comment on them along with our guest.

Today, let's playback Sword Art Online 2 Episodes 7-9!

First, here's a scene from Episode 7.

Well, why not? He's obnoxious, he sexually harassed me, he acts like a hotshot...

I mean, does he really have to fight with a sword in GGO of all places?

Not only that, but at first he pretended to be a girl,

and then made me show him around the shops and pick out his equipment!

Oh man!

He really pisses me off!

You didn't have to get that mad...

Now that I've seen it again, I'm getting pissed, so let me squeeze off a few rounds!

H-Hey, hold up!

I admit I was to blame, too, in a way,

but don't you think you're lashing out at me?

Oh, shut up!

Th-This grudge I have against you for seeing my underwear isn't going to just go away!

Kirito, why don't you just resign yourself to getting shot?

Huh? A sun a?

After all, when you get right down to it, I think Sinon's nice to still be talking to you.

If it were me, I'd have stabbed you multiple times already!

I-It's not that I want to pretend to be a girl!

All right, here's the next scene! Here we go!

You guys...

Root for me, okay?

Hey, Kirito, could it be that you're actually enjoying looking like a girl?

Th-That was because it was funny how the guys responded to me...

I couldn't help it...

Oh? Is that right?

You'd better watch out.

He says he couldn't help it,

but he seemed really at home talking and acting like that.

You never know, he might be a cross-dresser in real life, too.

He couldn't be! No way!

Well, if he has an older or younger sister in real life, I'd be suspicious.

Brothers borrowing their sister's clothes... Happens all the time.

Kirito?

All right, next up is this scene! Here we go!

What the hell?

Dammit!

Now that I'm seeing it again, this player named Pale Rider has amazing moves!

There weren't any players that acrobatic even in SAO, huh?

He's decreased the weight of his equipment to the minimum,

and boosted his acrobatic skills with that build.

He's a formidable opponent in forest or city stages, with all their trees and high-rises.

Since he can launch moves at high speed like a ninja.

Oh, really? A ninja? That sounds like fun!

If you're interested, want to try out a ninja build sometime?

If you're going to be serious about it, I don't mind helping you out.

Sure! I'll definitely count on you for that!

If Liz and the others ever convert from ALO to GGO, that'll really give them a shock!

All right, next up is this scene! Here we go!

That's right! Daddy would be too quick for the cameras to catch...

In an instant, he'd totally blitz the enemy from behind!

Yeah, I can see him doing that.

He's not even using a gun in this gun game, but a sword!

Wow, what kind of a one-track life have you led until now?

Sh-Shut up!

Kirito, you're so predictable!

Look, since you're here in GGO,

can't you even consider using a gun as your main weapon?

It's not as though I'm not interested,

but since I've always fought close-combat with my sword, I just can't get used to firearms.

But depending on the skill of your build, you can do close-combat.

How about hand-to-hand combat using dual handguns?

Dual handguns?

And if you combine that with the acrobatic build we just saw,

you might be able to pull off some ninja moves with dual handguns!

Ninja moves with dual handguns!

Like this!

Like this, maybe?

That's sure to surprise the heck out of Liz!

This has been Playback Corner!

SWORD ART OFFLINE 2 (tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara

Trivia Master: Yui

The gun Death Gun wields in his right hand is a rifle known as the Silent Assassin. Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

It's a sophisticated sniper's rifle officially used by the British Army, Trivia Master: Yui

and it comes equipped with a silencer. Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

It has a firing range of 1 to 1.4 km, Trivia Master: Yui

but someone has also achieved the unbelievable record of successfully sniping from a distance of 2.5 km. Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

I wish I could snipe unilaterally from afar, too! Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

This has been Sword Art Trivia 2! Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

COUNSELING CORNER

In this segment, we'll be hearing from various people living in the SAO2 world,

and we'll be solving their problems in a flash!

We're going to slash and hack away at the problems our viewers sent in to the show!

Here's today's client!

Client G (pseudonym)

Client G (pseudonym) “"There's a girl I like in-game, but she won't even talk to me.

Client G (pseudonym) What do you think I should do?”

That's pretty common in net games.

This looks like it's from a guy, but what do you think, as women?

I think that the fact that he's being ignored means there's nothing he can do.

So he should give up on her.

Th-That's a pretty harsh opinion...

Well, all I want to do is enjoy the game!

I have no interest in any of that!

Well, I have to say there's no doubt about that...

The other day, he hit on me without even hiding his ulterior motives!

What the heck does he think this game is, anyway?

I-I see...

Not only that, he even brought up his real life!

Jeez! Damn that Ginrou!

Wait, is this "G," by any chance...

Yeah.

Shooting him down is no fun for me, either, so he'd better cut it out!

Hey, you there! You're no different!

Huh? Me?

Because you're obnoxious, and you act like a hotshot!

I just know you're hitting on girls all over the place, aren't you?

N-No, I would never do such a...

Got it? If you ever hit on another girl,

I'm gonna blast a hole through your brain, so keep that in mind!

Right, I'll be sure not to!

Sorry, Mr. G., but you probably shouldn't speak to that girl anymore!

Please find yourself a new girl, all right?

This has been the Counseling Corner!

SWORD ART OFFLINE 2 (tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara

The time has come to say goodbye.

Uh, I didn't sustain as much damage as I expected to this time, so that was a relief.

What about you, Sinon?

It's still just my second time, so I'm not sure yet.

But I think I'm kind of starting to enjoy myself.

Well, of course it all depends on that guy!

Let's try to make the next time more fun!

Let's meet again in the next Sword Art Online II video!

Bye-bye!

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