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Newscaster A sun a

And now, News Headlines. Newscaster A sun a

Newscaster A sun a

Good news for the brutal world of GGO! Newscaster A sun a

Good news for the brutal world of GGO! A NEW BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOL APPEARS IN GGO!?

A NEW BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOL APPEARS IN GGO!?

A cute beautiful female player has logged in to the capital, Glocken. A NEW BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOL APPEARS IN GGO!?

A NEW BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOL APPEARS IN GGO!?

Even among the overwhelmingly male-orientated MMORPGS, A NEW BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOL APPEARS IN GGO!?

GGO is notorious for being full of hard-core male players. A NEW BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOL APPEARS IN GGO!?

Therefore, a sweet-looking female player like her is to be treasured. A NEW BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOL APPEARS IN GGO!?

A NEW BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOL APPEARS IN GGO!?

Absolutely nothing is known about her profile, including her player name, A NEW BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOL APPEARS IN GGO!?

But her petite, lovely figure and shy, naive manner A NEW BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOL APPEARS IN GGO!?

Are already creating plenty of buzz among the male players. A NEW BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOL APPEARS IN GGO!?

A NEW BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOL APPEARS IN GGO!?

Apparently, some have already formed an unofficial fan club, A NEW BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOL APPEARS IN GGO!?

And many of her fans are already calling for her to debut as an idol singer, and release a photo book. A NEW BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOL APPEARS IN GGO!?

A NEW BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOL APPEARS IN GGO!?

This has been News Headlines. A NEW BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOL APPEARS IN GGO!?

SWORD ART OFFLINE 2 (tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara

Host A sun a Hello, everyone. It's now time for Sword Art Offline 2.

Host A sun a

Host A sun a I'm your host, A sun a!

I'm your host, A sun a!

This program is an info-variety show, bringing you all the news about Gun Gale Online.

Kirito is off today for personal reasons,

but we do have a special guest for you... That person who's the talk of the town is with us today!

It's the mysterious beauty I spoke about in the headlines.

Here she is!

Guest Kiriko?

Guest Kiriko? H-Hello, everybody, my name is Kiriko.

H-Hello, everybody, my name is Kiriko.

I was asked at the last minute to fill in here on Sword Art Offline 2.

Nice to meet you all!

So you say your name is Kiriko? You're even prettier than you look in the video!

P-Please... you're embarrassing me.

Your fans are hoping that you'll make your debut as an idol and put out a photo book, but do you have any plans to do so?

Well, a photo book would be too embarrassing, but the idol thing intrigues me a little, I think.

Wh-What kind of man is your type?

U-Um...

Someone gentle, maybe?

Wait, could you ease up on me now, A sun a?

Sorry! Sorry!

But I really meant it when I said you looked pretty, Kirito.

All right, that's enough...

Anyway, aren't you forgetting something?

Oh, that's right!

Actually, there's one more guest that I'd like to introduce to you.

The cool beauty of a sniper, Sinon!

Here she is!

Guest Sinon

Guest Sinon Starting today, Sinon will be joining us as a regular on Sword Art Offline 2.

Starting today, Sinon will be joining us as a regular on Sword Art Offline 2.

I'm Sinon.

I'm no beauty, but it's a fact that I'm a sniper.

I-I look forward to working with you, Sinon.

Yes. Likewise, A sun a.

As well as that person over there who looks like a girl.

Uh...

I'm Kirito.

Oh, right, that was your name, wasn't it?

Nice to meet you.

Uh, Sinon, is there something going on between you and Kirito?

Oh, yes! Lots of things.

I'll go into more detail in the next segment.

A-And without further ado, let's get Sword Art Offline 2 started!

SWORD ART OFFLINE 2 (tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara

Trivia Master: Yui

This red line is called a Ballistic Prediction Line, Trivia Master: Yui

and just as its name implies, it shows you what kind of trajectory a bullet will take. Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

A targeted player uses this Ballistic Prediction Line to dodge bullets. Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

However, as long as a sniper hasn't been detected by an opponent, Trivia Master: Yui

the first shot they fire won't generate a Ballistic Prediction Line. Trivia Master: Yui

Because of this, it's almost impossible to evade a sniper attack. Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

All right, I'm gonna fire away at you, too! Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

This has been Sword Art Trivia 2! Trivia Master: Yui

PLAYBACK CORNER

In this segment, we select various scenes from episodes

included on the Blu-ray or DVD and comment on them along with our guest.

Today, let's playback Sword Art Online 2 Episodes 4-6!

First, here's a scene from Episode 4.

Yes. It's my first time.

I'd like to go to a cheap weapons shop, and also someplace called the Governor's Office.

Kirito, how did it feel to look like a girl?

It was awful.

Just walking down the street, you get stared at or heckled!

I think I understand now what you went through in SAO, A sun a.

So you say, but your performance as a girl was spot on!

Could it be that you have a cross-dressing fetish?

No, I don't have that kind of fetish!

I just wanted you to show me around, but you got the wrong idea...

Oh? So you're saying it was my fault?

N-No, that's not what I...

Oh, whatever.

We have tons and tons of footage depicting your evil deeds, anyway!

Let's move on!

Now this is evidence of lewd conduct, right?

Isn't this precisely why you were faking being a girl?

Kirito... you didn't!

She's wrong! She's wrong!

Seeing Sinon in her underwear was an accident! No way was that deliberate!

I wonder about that...

No, I swear it's true! Hey, I said I was sorry right after this!

But of course you apologized if it was an accident!

Anyway, if that was deliberate, you wouldn't live to regret it!

In the first place, you could've avoided it

if you'd told me from the get-go that you were a guy, am I right?

Well...

Still plenty more to come!

Here's the next scene.

How do you do! I'm "That Person.”

Oh... H-Hello. Nice to meet you.

Um... So are you a friend of Sinon's?

I mean, what were you thinking, flirting with a guy?

You must have a thing for cross-dressing, after all!

Or maybe you're more into guys?

Kirito... Kirito...

A-A sun a, I was just messing around when I did that, okay?

There was absolutely nothing else behind it!

Really? Can I believe you?

Really, really! Believe me! I'm begging you!

If Spiegel's your type, let me know. I'll tell him.

Don't say stuff like that even as a joke!

All right, here's our next scene.

But this is...

Did I do something wrong here?

This is something I chose just because I was pissed that you slashed the bullet I fired.

Wh-What kind of reason is that?

What's wrong with being pissed?

I mean, you did all sorts of things to me, so you should give me at least this!

You're unbelievable!

Uh... That has been Playback Corner!

SWORD ART OFFLINE 2 (tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara

Trivia Master: Yui

The gun that Daddy bought is a handgun known as the Five Seven. Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

It was so named because it fires 5.7mm caliber bullets. Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

Compared to the more conventional 9mm handgun, its barrel is smaller, Trivia Master: Yui

and as the gun itself is made of polymer, it's small and light, Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

but because its bullets are similar in shape to rifle bullets, Trivia Master: Yui

it boasts tremendous penetrative power, so much that it can even pierce through a bulletproof vest. Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

Be sure not to use this gun, children! Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

This has been Sword Art Trivia 2! Trivia Master: Yui

COUNSELING CORNER

In this segment, we'll be hearing from various people living in the SAO2 world,

and we'll be solving their problems in a flash!

We're going to slash and hack away at the problems our viewers sent in to the show!

Here's today's client!

Client Avatar Buyer (pseudonym)

Client Avatar Buyer (pseudonym) "I just can't stop thinking about this pretty boy player with an M9000 avatar that I met in Glocken.

Client Avatar Buyer (pseudonym) What should I do?"

Client Avatar Buyer (pseudonym)

M9000 avatar?

He's talking about the avatar of Mr. Cross-Dresser here.

They say it's extremely rare, with its delicate, sweet looks that make the user look just like a female.

Oh, really?

Seems like people can't resist its asexual charm,

and some of them would rather date an M9000-type pretty boy than a real girl!

What? N-No way, that's not for me! I'd do anything but date a guy!

But Kirito, we have to do something for this poor man.

I'm not sure you should date him, but why not just meet up with him?

That's easy for you to say...

I can't risk him liking me if I do meet him.

Then why don't you at least give him a photo?

If you give him a photo of you looking especially cute, the client should give up on you, right?

A photo of me looking especially cute?

That's right! For example, like this one.

That's...!

My, you do look pretty cute!

Don't send him that one!

All right, I'm going to give Mr. Avatar Buyer this photo.

Think of it as the boy you met in Glocken, and treasure it forever.

Uh... This has been the Counseling Corner!

SWORD ART OFFLINE 2 (tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara

The time has come to say goodbye.

Sinon, today was your first show; how did you like it?

I enjoyed it immensely. After all, I was able to get back at this guy.

Give me a break already!

You're right.

I'd really like to get a little more revenge,

but I feel bad for A sun a, so I'm going to let you off now.

And you, Kirito?

It seems like I'm getting less physical damage than Season 1,

but my psychological damage has increased.

Wonder if I'm gonna make it?

Kirito - you can do it!

Yeah, you can do it.

Let's meet again in the next Sword Art Online II video!

Bye-bye!

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