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Newscaster A sun a

And now, News Headlines. Newscaster A sun a

Newscaster A sun a

Behemoth, the formidable minigun-wielding player who's never lost in a multiplayer battle, COOL YOUNG BEAUTY /SNIPER DEFEATS MINIGUN WIELDING BEHEMOTH

has been defeated by a female sniper. COOL YOUNG BEAUTY /SNIPER DEFEATS MINIGUN WIELDING BEHEMOTH

COOL YOUNG BEAUTY /SNIPER DEFEATS MINIGUN WIELDING BEHEMOTH

Behemoth's minigun blows its competition out of the water in terms of attack power and range, COOL YOUNG BEAUTY /SNIPER DEFEATS MINIGUN WIELDING BEHEMOTH

and with support from his allies, you could say he was invincible. COOL YOUNG BEAUTY /SNIPER DEFEATS MINIGUN WIELDING BEHEMOTH

COOL YOUNG BEAUTY /SNIPER DEFEATS MINIGUN WIELDING BEHEMOTH

The player who took out minigun-wielder Behemoth so spectacularly is... COOL YOUNG BEAUTY /SNIPER DEFEATS MINIGUN WIELDING BEHEMOTH

COOL YOUNG BEAUTY/SNIPER DEFEATS MINIGUN WIELDING BEHEMOTH

COOL YOUNG BEAUTY /SNIPER DEFEATS MINIGUN WIELDING BEHEMOTH

She showed magnificent courage by fighting even after losing a leg. COOL YOUNG BEAUTY/SNIPER DEFEATS MINIGUN WIELDING BEHEMOTH

COOL YOUNG BEAUTY /SNIPER DEFEATS MINIGUN WIELDING BEHEMOTH

Sinon had already won praise for her talents as a sniper, COOL YOUNG BEAUTY /SNIPER DEFEATS MINIGUN WIELDING BEHEMOTH

but she's drawing even more attention now that she's defeated Behemoth. COOL YOUNG BEAUTY /SNIPER DEFEATS MINIGUN WIELDING BEHEMOTH

COOL YOUNG BEAUTY /SNIPER DEFEATS MINIGUN WIELDING BEHEMOTH

I looks like her cool beauty will only give her more impetus as a rising star to watch! COOL YOUNG BEAUTY /SNIPER DEFEATS MINIGUN WIELDING BEHEMOTH

COOL YOUNG BEAUTY /SNIPER DEFEATS MINIGUN WIELDING BEHEMOTH

This has been News Headlines. COOL YOUNG BEAUTY /SNIPER DEFEATS MINIGUN WIELDING BEHEMOTH

SWORD ART OFFLINE 2 (tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara

Hello, everyone. It's now time for Sword Art Offline.

Host Commentator A sun a Kirito Hello, everyone. It's now time for Sword Art Offline.

Host Commentator A sun a Kirito

Host Commentator A sun a Kirito I'm your host, A sun a!

Host Commentator A sun a Kirito And I'm your commentator, Kirito.

And I'm your commentator, Kirito.

This program is an info-variety show, bringing you all the news about Gun Gale Online.

Since today is our first broadcast of the second season, we have some amazing guests for you!

Hello! I'm Silica!

Hey, there! I'm Lisbeth.

Guest Guest Lisbeth Silica

Guest Guest Lisbeth Silica Tell me, what do you two think of Sinon, whom I just mentioned in the headlines?

Tell me, what do you two think of Sinon, whom I just mentioned in the headlines?

She's such a cool, awesome person!

It's amazing that she beat that monster of a player all by herself!

True, she really is a cool badass, but I'm more interested in the fact that she's a girl.

Well, there are no other cool types among us,

and I was wondering what you-know-who thought...

Let's see... She's someone I don't want to go up against, if I had a choice.

Oh? Can you tell us why not?

Because I'm a swordsman, that's why.

I struggled against long-distance magical attacks in ALO as well,

but this girl Sinon snipes you from over 1 km away!

Her range is just insane!

Not only that, but her bullets travel so fast I can't even see them.

Plus she's so powerful that she can take out an enemy with one shot.

To be honest, I don't even want to think about taking on someone with all that at her disposal.

Aren't you glad, A sun a?

That Kirito's such a gaming nerd?

Should I be happy about that?

Oh, but I guess it's better than worrying about other girls?

A sun a! Don't forget to host!

And without further ado, let's get Sword Art Offline 2 started!

SWORD ART OFFLINE 2 (tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara

Trivia Master: Yui

Gun Gale Online is a game set on Earth after civilization has been wiped out in battle in the distant past. Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

As the story goes, the people who returned on an immigrant spaceship are now living there, Trivia Master: Yui

and Glocken, the capital city they inhabit, is the actual spaceship that they flew back in. Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

It's a sci-fi-ish worldview, totally different from Aincrad and ALFHEIM! Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

That somewhat scary atmosphere is so not my thing! Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

This has been Sword Art Trivia 2! Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

PLAYBACK CORNER

In this segment, we select various scenes from episodes

included on the Blu-ray or DVD and comment on them along with our guest.

Today, let's playback Sword Art Online II Episodes 1-3!

First, here's a scene from Episode 1.

So... today we both just happened to be dressed in "colors from the past.”

What are the odds of that?

As usual, you're acting all lovey-dovey, huh?

"So today we both just happened to be dressed in 'colors from the past.'

What are the odds of that?"

You hear that?

You and Kirito are really close, aren't you?

But setting aside Asuna's wardrobe for now, since Kirito never wears anything but black,

those odds aren't really so crazy, are they now?

Th-That's not true!

I mean, I do have clothes that aren't black.

So what's the deal here?

Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever seen him in anything but black myself.

That's not true!

If you leave him to his own devices, he'll only wear black, so you've got to do your part!

Go shopping together, and coordinate his wardrobe, all right?

That's how you devise an excuse for a date!

Oh, I see!

Thanks, Liz!

All right, here's our next scene! Here we go!

There are so many different guns in Gun Gale Online!

Uh, in Gun Gale Online, guns fall into one of two categories.

Two types: laser guns and live ammo guns.

So how are they different?

A laser gun is... uh...

Well, I guess you could say it's like a ray gun, so to speak.

Not only is it light, but it's got a long range, and it's highly accurate.

I don't know, sounds too good to be true!

No, it does have its flaws.

I hear it loses considerable force within a protective field.

So what about live ammo guns?

Live ammo guns are like guns in the real world, they fire live bullets.

Compared to laser guns, the force of each bullet is tremendous,

and they say it can pierce a protective field.

On the other hand, not only do you have to lug around a bunch of heavy, bulky magazines,

but since the bullet trajectory can be affected by wind or humidity,

hitting your target from a distance calls for pretty mad skills, I hear.

Both have their pros and cons, so it's hard to choose between them, huh?

Well, laser guns should be used on monsters without protective fields;

live ammo guns on opponents with protective fields. So goes the theory, supposedly.

I see! That was quite enlightening, Professor!

All right, next up is this scene!

If you please!

Yee-haw! Mind-blowing force!

If I got attacked by one of those, I'd be totally helpless!

That was a heavy machine-gun class weapon called the GE-M134 minigun.

It's a monster gun that can fire one hundred 7.62mm-caliber rounds per second.

100 rounds per second? Can humans handle something like that?

These guns are actually installed on helicopters and jeeps,

so they're not meant to be wielded by humans.

Even in-game, the weight of the gun, with ammunition, exceeds 40 kg.

What's up with that? How can you even walk carrying that?

This guy... what kind of a ripped gym rat is he, anyway?

Yeah. The player who arms himself with this gun, Behemoth, plays as a full STR build,

but he still goes over the weight limit, so I hear he gets hit with a Movement Penalty.

But I guess that must mean that even after subtracting those demerits,

he's got range and attack power to spare.

All right, next up is this scene! Enjoy!

Good! Now you've got some meat on you.

But it's still nowhere near enough. Are you eating right?

Kirito, who is this woman?

A-A nurse named Ms. Aki!

She was in charge of my rehab after I got back from SAO.

Oh? Talk about nasty!

Hey, I'm working hard on rehab, but my body's still not back to normal, see,

so she's always yelling at me to eat more and put on some pounds, that's all.

My doctor tells me to eat more, too.

But I still can't manage that much.

Well, since you're so thin, A sun a. I'm worried, too.

Yes. I'm sorry to make you worry.

Oh, jeez!

Getting all lovey-dovey in a place like this!

That has been Playback Corner!

SWORD ART OFFLINE 2 (tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara

Trivia Master: Yui

The firearm used by Sinon is a weapon used for sniping, categorized as an anti-materiel sniper rifle. Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

Its official name is the PGM Ultima Ratio Hécate II. Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

Boasting a vast range of more than 1 km, Trivia Master: Yui

it is capable of penetrating armored vehicles and building walls, Trivia Master: Yui

thereby inflicting damage with its incredible destructive power. Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

Its force is so tremendous, in fact, that its use as an anti-personnel weapon is widely discouraged. Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

I want to fire one, too! Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

This has been Sword Art Trivia 2! Trivia Master: Yui

COUNSELING CORNER

In this segment, we'll be hearing from various people living in the SAO2 world,

and we'll be solving their problems in a flash!

Starting today, we'll be solving the problems mailed in to us by our viewers.

Meaning that we might receive one from someone we don't even know.

I guess you could say that.

Here's today's client! Let's take a look!

Client Ms. S (pseudonym)

Uh, so this is a request from a girl.

"I'm always getting my skirt flipped up by a monster.

If this goes on, somebody might get a look up the skirt.

What should I do?"

Now this is a serious issue for any girl!

Really awful, don't you think? This monster! He needs to consider other people's feelings!

Next time I see him, I'm gonna slash him to shreds!

What's the matter, Silica? You really seem serious about this.

Oh, no, not really!

By the way, what does that mean, flipping skirts?

Were there any monsters that did that kind of thing?

Uh, it looks like we've just received footage of the actual deed.

Let's watch!

L-Leaf a!

What's this footage doing here?

After I went out of my way to post anonymously!

Huh? What's this?

Please don't look! You can't look!

So this is how it's always gonna end...

This has been the Counseling Corner!

SWORD ART OFFLINE 2 (tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara

The time has come to say goodbye.

Silica, what did you think of today's Offline?

I got to talk to you and Kirito for the first time in a long time, so it was fun.

And you, Lisbeth?

It was fun for me, too, getting to live it up with you all again.

But lately I haven't been too active.

I guess I'll go on another quest with Leaf a and Silica?

How about you, Kirito?

I had to go through some terrible experiences last time,

but it wasn't as bad as I expected this time around.

I'd appreciate it if you could keep the damage around this level going forward.

Let's meet again in the next Sword Art Online II video!

Bye-bye!

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