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And now, News Headlines.

Watch out for summer trouble!

Watch out for summer trouble!

In both the real world and in ALO, summer's in full swing!

Since that means summer break for you students, I'm sure you're enjoying each and every day!

But a fun-filled summer vacation is only possible when you play it safe.

Here, we'll be presenting you with some precautions for spending a safe, fun summer break!

Watch out for water-related accidents!

Many of you will be heading to the sea or river over summer break,

Watch out for water-related accidents!

But many dangers lurk at leisure spots by the water.

Be very careful of changes in the weather, and don't try anything you shouldn't!

Also, try to stay away from places inhabited by dangerous creatures.

In the summer heat, clothing becomes skimpier, and people tend to feel more liberal.

Always be on your guard against suspicious people

Always be on your guard against suspicious people

This leads to less vigilance, and a considerable number of women victimized by unsavory characters.

If you see someone who looks suspicious, call 911!

Summer is the season for meeting others.

Refrain from illicit acts with the opposite sex

Refrain from illicit acts with the opposite sex

On a trip or at your part-time job, you'll have ample opportunities to meet attractive members of the opposite sex.

But if you give in to fleeting impulses,

you'll risk sustaining both physical and mental damage.

We've just received some breaking news footage. Please take a look!

K-Kirito! What's this?

I-It's not what it looks like!

This has been News Headlines.

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Hello, everyone. It's now time for Sword Art Offline.

I'm your host, Asuna!

I'm your other host, Leafa!

And I'm your commentator, Kirito.

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Commentator Kirito

This program is an info-variety show, that will bring you news

on everything that's happening in ALfheim and the new Aincrad.

Since this is an Extra Edition, Asuna and I will be sharing hosting duties.

We'll be bringing you a big-name guest later, so please look forward to them.

Host Leafa

Host Asuna

Commentator Kirito

By the way, why are you both in swimsuits?

Because!

"We haven't done an Offline show in a while,

so as a service to our audience, you gotta wear swimsuits!"

That's what Klein said.

I was told by Lisbeth that since we wore swimsuits in the feature,

we had to wear them in the Offline show as well.

I see what he did there.

Well, Klein was super-disappointed that you girls weren't wearing swimsuits during that quest.

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Host Asuna

Commentator Kirito

And without further ado, let's get Sword Art Offline started!

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Trivia Master Yui

The actions made by all characters in SAO are all logged in the Cardinal System.

But what you can glean from those logs is just who was where, and when.

It's not possible to tell what they did.

The reason criminals in SAO can't be brought to justice is largely because there are no logs of physical evidence.

This has been Sword Art Trivia!

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In this segment, we select various scenes from episodes

included on the Blu-ray or DVD and comment on them along with our guest.

And without further ado, let's introduce today's guest!

Here she is! Come on out!

Hello, Daddy, Mommy, and Leafa!

Yui, daughter of Kirito and Asuna

Yui, daughter of Kirito and Asuna

Hello, Yui!

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Yui, welcome to the show!

Thanks for coming, Yui!

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Mommy and Leafa, you're both wearing swimsuits today.

Uh, Yui...

Um, there's a reason for this.

You both look quite lovely!

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Do you want to wear a swimsuit too, Yui?

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Yes. It would be nice to wear the same thing as you two.

Yui!

Okay, then how about we all go shopping for one?

Okay!

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Hey, it's about time we got this Playback underway!

Let's start off with this scene.

Oh, lol, it's cold!

Sugu... You came to learn how to swim, so you shouldn't bring a float!

Well, what was I supposed to do? I can't swim, you know!

But you could've used a kickboard, or a buoy.

Don't you think you could've handled it better?

But all I could find at the house was that float, and I didn't want to stick my face in the water.

And besides, I was anxious because you weren't there!

But see, Kikuoka was talking my ear off...

Kirito, it's wrong to make a girl cry!

That's right, Daddy!

At times like these, you need to be gentle!

My bad, Sugu.

Next time, I'll be there when you practice swimming.

Oh?

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All right!

Now that the siblings have made up, here's our next scene.

I made all kinds of things, so eat up, okay?

Oh, I brought lunch, too, so please have some if you like...

Let's dig in!

Asuna, you have mad cooking skills even in real life, don't you?

You think so?

But your lunch looked delicious, too, Leafa!

But my lunch was all brownish... So embarrassing!

True.

Sugu's lunches have "athletic club type" written all over them.

Big Brother, what's that supposed to mean?

Which lunch did you like better, Daddy?

That's a question I cannot answer.

Because...

I didn't get to eat either one!

Sorry! I was going to save you some, Kirito, but Liz gobbled up the whole thing.

I wanted to leave something for you too, Big Brother,

but I was starving, so I polished it off.

Sorry about that!

It's all right. Yeah.

Okay, shall we move on?

Okay! We're coming!

Wow! You all have such lovely swimsuits on!

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Now that I'm seeing them again...

Leafa, don't you think your suit leaves a little too much exposed?

Really? But I don't think it's that showy.

Yeah, it's normal.

No, it's too soon for you to wear that!

Huh? You mean I have to wear a one-piece suit?

No, no, I didn't mean you can only wear a one-piece suit,

but just make sure you pick out something with more material!

A swimsuit with more material?

I don't know what you mean, so come with me when I buy one.

I'll get whatever you pick out.

There's a type of full-body water armor made from the shell of an Armachthys...

I'm pretty sure they claimed that one was impervious even to a Sea Dragon's fangs...

Is that what you mean by more material?

All right, next up is this scene!

Take a look!

This whale is really, really gigantic!

Good for you, Yui, getting to ride that whale!

Yes! It was a lot of fun!

Come to think of it, we'd never seen a whale in the flesh till then.

Right, Sugu?

Right! It would be nice to go see a real whale someday, huh, Big Brother?

There are whale-watching spots in Japan as well, so why don't we all go sometime?

Really? I want to go!

You come with us, too, Yui.

Huh? But I can't see or hear anything in the real world...

Actually, there might be a way to let you experience everything going on in the real world.

It's still in the concept stage, but when it happens, let's go see a real whale together!

Okay!

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Host Asuna

Commentator Kirito

Good for you, Yui!

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Trivia Master Yui

In the water, due to buoyancy kicking in, it's not possible to fight in the same way as on the ground.

Also, without Water Breathing magic, you can't be active for extended periods of time,

so magicians are an absolute necessity.

In a sense, you might have to spend more time getting used to it than with air combat.

This has been Sword Art Trivia!

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The Extra Edition, packed with swimsuit-clad characters!

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Host Asuna

Commentator Kirito

But unfortunately, Kirito has never seen us in our swimsuits in the real world.

So for the sake of poor Big Brother,

we're going to give him a look at everyone in their swimsuits!

You will see the silhouette of a character in a swimsuit,

so please guess whose silhouette it is!

It's not like I wanted to see those swimsuits that badly...

Not to mention, I'm getting a bad vibe about this.

After all our hard work picking out our swimsuits for this day...

So you're not interested at all, Kirito?

You've always been that way, Big Brother.

Like instead of saying how good I looked in my swimsuit,

you went on and on about its protective powers.

Daddy, when a husband is no longer attracted to his wife, divorce might be in the cards - that's what Klein said!

Damn that Klein! Shooting off his mouth like that...

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Commentator Kirito

All right! I'll do it! I'll gladly do it!

All right, let's get this game started!

The first silhouette... Here it is!

I don't know.

Hint: Her hairstyle.

Hairstyle?

Pigtails...

Hey, got it! It's Silica!

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That was an easy one.

All right, here's your next silhouette!

Hint: It's someone precious to you, Daddy.

Got it! It's Asuna!

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Kirito!

It's a no-brainer if you look at the hairstyle!

Kirito...

That's my daddy!

As a former solo player, you have amazing observation skills!

Yui, it makes me happy to hear you praise me, but you could've left out "former solo player."

All right, here's the final question.

Who is this silhouette?

You won't be guessing this one by her hairstyle!

All right, Kirito, what's your answer?

It's Sugu!

That's amazing, Big Brother! I can't believe you knew it was me!

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I can tell by your build.

I mean, of all the girls on our team, you're the only one who's muscular and sturdy.

Huh?

Also, you're solid around the hips, and totally stable.

No wonder you're No. 8 in the national kendo rankings!

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Commentator Kirito

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During our last kendo match, we were pushing our sword guards and you beat me, remember?

Your combat skills in the real world, never mind in-game...

I'm no match for you, Sugu.

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Huh? What? What's going on, you guys?

Kirito, you really have no delicacy, do you!

Evaluating a girl on the basis of her combat skills is just awful!

Sure, I'm a brawny gorilla of a girl!

I-I never said that!

I hate you, Big Brother!

It's a wife's duty to correct her husband's misconduct!

Take this and think about what you've done!

Asuna!

This is why I didn't want to do this!

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This has been the Silhouette-guessing Corner!

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The time has come to say goodbye.

That was our first Offline in a while! And it was fun, huh?

What did you all think of this show?

I already knew going in,

but I was able to reconfirm that on this show, I'm always doomed to suffer.

What about you, Leafa?

I had a good time, too!

And I even made a date with Big Brother to go shopping for a swimsuit!

Me, too!

Daddy, let's go see a whale in the real world together!

Sure! Leave it to me!

Hey! Kirito, you're making plans with just Leafa and Yui... Lucky them!

Okay, okay.

What do you want me to do for you, Asuna?

Okay, then help me buy back that log cabin we once lived in!

You got it. That's a promise.

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Let's meet again in Sword Art Online II!

Bye-bye!

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