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And now, News Headline.

Kirito the Spriggan has reached the top of the World Tree. DECEPTION UNCOVERED GRAND QUEST NEVER EXISTED?

It was believed that this would finally complete the Grand Quest, DECEPTION UNCOVERED GRAND QUEST NEVER EXISTED?

DECEPTION UNCOVERED GRAND QUEST NEVER EXISTED?

But there was no Floating City at the summit, and the Fairy King-- DECEPTION UNCOVERED GRAND QUEST NEVER EXISTED?

Or rather, Sugou, a man calling himself the Fairy King, DECEPTION UNCOVERED GRAND QUEST NEVER EXISTED?

Had captured 300 SAO survivors DECEPTION UNCOVERED GRAND QUEST NEVER EXISTED?

And had been conducting inhumane experiments on them. DECEPTION UNCOVERED GRAND QUEST NEVER EXISTED?

DECEPTION UNCOVERED GRAND QUEST NEVER EXISTED?

In related news is our next story.

In related news is our next story. FLOATING CASTLE AINCRAD APPEARS!

ALFHEIM was reborn as a result of Kirito defeating RCT's Sugou. FLOATING CASTLE AINCRAD APPEARS!

FLOATING CASTLE AINCRAD APPEARS!

The flight time limit of all fairies was lifted, FLOATING CASTLE AINCRAD APPEARS!

And Sword Art Online's Aincrad appeared in the skies above ALFHEIM. FLOATING CASTLE AINCRAD APPEARS!

FLOATING CASTLE AINCRAD APPEARS!

Many players are now challenging the floating fortress that once housed the death game. FLOATING CASTLE AINCRAD APPEARS!

FLOATING CASTLE AINCRAD APPEARS!

This has been News Headline! FLOATING CASTLE AINCRAD APPEARS!

This has been News Headline!

SWORD ART OFFLINE (tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara

Hello, everyone! It's time for Sword Art Offline.

I'm Leaf a, your host!

And I'm Kirito on commentary!

This is an info-variety show that will bring you news

on everything that's happening in ALFHEIM.

We'll be bringing you big-name guests every episode, so please look forward to them.

Thanks to you, Kirito, we can all fly freely now.

No, it was all thanks to you guys.

I never could have reached the top of the World Tree by myself.

Thanks.

Actually, I have a very important piece of news for you, Kirito.

This will be the final installment of Sword Art Offline!

Seriously?!

With that being said, I, as your host for this show...

will be totally pumped up for this final installment of Sword Art Offline!

* There will be no fan service scene.

I see. Okay, in that case, I, as your commentator... * There will be no fan service scene.

...will show you that I can take a hint!

Specifically, today I will not be wailed on or stabbed!

Unlikely.

I'm begging you, get pumped up for me!

Sure, I guess... And on that note, let's start Sword Art Offline!

SWORD ART OFFLINE (tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara

Trivia Master: Yui

In ALO's spells, each word has meaning, Trivia Master: Yui

and various effects can be achieved by combining them. Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

For instance, spells beginning with "SIK" are directed at the caster. Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

Spells beginning with "OS" are directed at the caster's party. Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

In other words, if you can hear what word it begins with, Trivia Master: Yui

it is possible to anticipate what an upcoming spell's effects will be. Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

Countering it, however, is difficult. Trivia Master: Yui

This has been Sword Art Trivia! Trivia Master: Yui

PLAYBACK CORNER

In this segment, we select various scenes from episodes

included on the Blu-ray and DVD and comment on them along with our guest.

And now, allow me to bring in today's guest! Come on out!

A sun a

Hello, I'm A sun a. A sun a

Welcome to the show, A sun a! Or welcome back, I should say!

It's good to be back.

H-Hey.

You were the host of this show before me, right?

Show me how it's done today!

I don't have anything to teach you, Leaf a!

You're much better at emceeing than I ever was.

Oh, I am not!

Huh?

Don't you have anything to say, Kirito? Seeing as how A sun a is finally here and all?

S-Sorry!

And now, let's begin playback and watch along with A sun a.

Let's start off with this scene.

I'm sorry.

Um, it's not what it looks like! We're brother and sister!

Kirito...

It's wrong to make a girl cry!

Hey! You're going at me full-blast right off the bat without warning?!

Isn't that a little extreme?!

Is that all you have to say?

Remember, Kirito, safe-zone fights leave you with a sense of terror.

I'm sorry! My sister and I had an all-out fight, and it made her cry!

A sun a, I'm just as much to blame! It's a tie!

If you say so, Leaf a.

L-Let's move on to the next clip!

A sun a.

Oh, gosh! You showed one of my scenes this time!

Um, Leaf a? I wasn't doing anything pervy there, okay?

Yui was right there between us! See?

Stop talking!

You're ruining a touching moment!

Learn to take a hint!

I dropped the ball there...

Yui looked so happy, finally being able to see you!

I found myself crying there, too.

That was a classic, touching scene that really conveyed how Yui felt!

It was...

What kind of scene will we get next? Roll tape!

S-Sweet... So sweet!

Great! I wasn't in that scene! That means I'm safe!

Oh?

Terrible things were being done to me, and you say, "Great"?

Sorry! I'm totally sorry! I didn't mean it like that!

Kirito, you're the worst!

PLEASE STAND BY

Why are boys always so insensitive? This guy here creeps me out, too!

Now that I think about it, nobody ever called Sugou "Oberon,” not even once.

He deserved it!

And now, our next clip is the honest-to-goodness last one!

Yeah, I will.

I'll go anywhere with you.

Why would you play another clip that could be easily misinterpreted?!

I see that even in ALFHEIM, Kirito was still Kirito.

Huh?

He can seem gruff sometimes,

but if there's ever someone who's in trouble or hurt, he'll show up out of nowhere and help them.

A sun a...

Still, though... Why does that "someone in trouble” always seem to be a cute girl?

In spite of the fact that most players are men.

W-Well, that's...

He's my own brother, but I have no idea, either.

Tell me, is Kirito a girl magnet in the real world, too?

Not in the least. I've never seen him with a friend, much less a girlfriend.

He hardly ever gets New Year's greeting cards, either.

Stop!

No fair, that's insider information! I'm begging you, stop it!

Tell me everything later.

And you tell me every embarrassing story from when he was in SAO, okay?

Have a heart, will ya?

SWORD ART OFFLINE (tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara

Trivia Master: Yui

AKIHIKO Kayaba. Trivia Master: Yui

He performed a high-resolution scan of his own brain Trivia Master: Yui

and converted his consciousness to digital code. Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

Physically, he should be dead, but as to what sort of being he currently is... Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

...analysis is impossible. Trivia Master: Yui

Inexplicable mysteries exist even in a world made up of 0's and 1's. Trivia Master: Yui

Trivia Master: Yui

This has been Sword Art Trivia! Trivia Master: Yui

In this segment, we discuss the topic displayed on the slot machine along with our guest.

Our guest A sun a will be staying with us for this segment!

All right, then! Slot, start!

GOALS

GOALS

GOALS What a forward-looking topic!

GOALS I got to have a fun conversation with A sun a, so I think I've achieved today's goal.

Goals only have meaning as goals when they're hard to achieve...

How about you, A sun a?

Huh? My goals? It's not like I don't have any, but, well...

Oh? What are they?

Hm... It's a secret.

You won't even tell me?

You know what it is, Kirito!

Wait, does it have something to do with me?

Yes.

It does, huh?

What could it be?

Um, maybe you could give a hint that other people can understand?

A hint?

The hint is...

...is "Floor 22."

Oh! The log cabin!

Right!

Log cabin?

Back in SAO, we bought a log cabin on Floor 22,

It's a house filled with memories where we spent our honeymoon.

And when I heard that the same house would be in the new Aincrad...

...I thought it would be nice to live there again with Kirito and Yui.

Oh, I get it now. That's a wonderful goal.

But the thing is, house purchases are on a first-come basis.

I know. We're going to have to work hard.

Work hard?

If house purchases are first come, first serve,

we have to reach Floor 22 before anyone else!

We'll take point on the Floor 21 boss assault!

I thought she was quick to resort to violence today... She was in battle mode?

I've already formulated an assault plan!

They don't call you the Lightning Flash for nothing, A sun a.

- Let's get to it, then! - Yeah!

What's the matter, Leaf a?

Come on, let's go!

Okay!

SWORD ART OFFLINE (tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara

I-I'm really sorry about that! It's now time to say goodbye.

When I think about how this is the last time, I get a little sad, you know?

Come on, let's get moving!

Kirito!

Don't sweat it! We'll see them again!

Sheesh...

Kirito, you're hopeless.

He's right, though.

Let's part ways here and look forward to the day we meet again!

Thank you!

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