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And now, News Headline.
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The Crystallite Ingot, a rare item used to craft
high-level items, CRYSTALLITE INGOT RARE ITEM FOUND
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has finally been located.
CRYSTALLITE INGOT RARE ITEM FOUND
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It was a two-member party that discovered this
rare item, CRYSTALLITE INGOT RARE ITEM FOUND
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whose drop location and drop conditions had
been unknown. CRYSTALLITE INGOT RARE ITEM FOUND
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CRYSTALLITE INGOT RARE ITEM FOUND
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They snuck into the nest of the White Dragon, which
inhabits floor 55, CRYSTALLITE INGOT RARE ITEM FOUND
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and it was there that they discovered the
Crystallite Ingot. CRYSTALLITE INGOT RARE ITEM FOUND
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CRYSTALLITE INGOT RARE ITEM FOUND
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Upon hearing the news, specialists dispatched
investigators right away, CRYSTALLITE INGOT RARE ITEM FOUND
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but the pair had already left.
CRYSTALLITE INGOT RARE ITEM FOUND
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CRYSTALLITE INGOT RARE ITEM FOUND
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Because their identity remains unknown, they say that
it will be some time CRYSTALLITE INGOT RARE ITEM FOUND
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before their Crystallite Ingot research can begin
in earnest. CRYSTALLITE INGOT RARE ITEM FOUND
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CRYSTALLITE INGOT RARE ITEM FOUND
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This has been News Headline.
CRYSTALLITE INGOT RARE ITEM FOUND
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SWORD ART OFFLINE
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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Hello, everyone. It's now time
for Sword Art Offline.
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I'm your host, A sun a.
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And I'm your commentator, Kirito.
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This is an info-variety show
that will bring you news
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on everything that's
happening in Aincrad.
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We'll be bringing you big-name guests every
episode, so please look forward to them.
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About that news of an undiscovered
rare item being found,
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what are your thoughts
on that, Kirito?
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A Crystallite Ingot is an incredibly
high-level raw material,
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so a fairly powerful weapon
can be made from it.
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It should even be useful
for raiding Aincrad.
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We've just receive a follow-up report
on the Crystallite Ingot.
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It turns out that this item
is actually--
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My apologies.
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Um. As it turns out, Crystallite Ingot
is actually White Dragon po--
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What's wrong? If you can't
read it, I can do it for you.
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No, I'll read it.
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Crystallite Ingot is actually
a White Dragon's po... po... po...
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Po?
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Po... Poo... Poo...
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I can't! It's just too embarrassing
to read out loud!
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A sun a! Don't force yourself!
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No, Kirito! As a news anchor,
it's my duty to fight through this!
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Crystallite Ingot is actually
a White Dragon's...
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«::PO... POO... POO...
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Poop!
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Way to go, A sun a!
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Thank you! I couldn't have
done it without you!
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And without further ado,
let's get Sword Art Offline started!
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SWORD ART OFFLINE
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui Aincrad's unit of currency,
the Col, is short for "Coin of Radius.”
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Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui Aincrad itself is
short for "An Incarnating Radius,”
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Trivia Master: Yui meaning a world that is the
embodiment of the desires of the players and Kayaba,
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Trivia Master: Yui so Coin of Radius
literally means "Money of Aincrad."”
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Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui This is information
that isn't in the original novels!
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Trivia Master: Yui This
has been Sword Art Trivia!
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PLAYBACK CORNER
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In this segment, we select
various scenes from episodes
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included on the Blu-ray or DVD and
comment on them along with our guest.
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And without further ado,
let's introduce today's guest!
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Here she is!
Come on out!
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Lisbeth, Blacksmith
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Lisbeth, Blacksmith
Hi, everyone! I'm Lisbeth!
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Lisbeth, Blacksmith
Liz! Welcome to the show!
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I came, A sun a! How's Lambent Light
working out for you?
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I was just thinking of having it sharpened.
I'll come to the shop tomorrow, okay?
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Sure. I'll be waiting.
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Kirito.
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H-Hey, Liz.
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Uh... So, how's that sword
I made for you?
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It's a great sword. It fits in
my hand like it belongs there.
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Right now, I don't think there's
a better sword anywhere.
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Does it, now?
I'm glad it's been useful to you.
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If it ever breaks, come to my shop.
I'll see if I can fix it for you.
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Sure. If it ever happens,
you'll be the first person I see.
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Huh? You two sure are
hitting it off well.
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Huh? No, we are not!
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Hey, it's about time we got
this segment underway!
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If it were you... Let's say that
after you married someone,
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you discovered she had a side
that you didn't know about...
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...what would you think?
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Liz, what would you do if you found out the
person you married had a hidden side?
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Hm... I guess it depends on
what that hidden side was.
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If he was violent or a total pervert,
I might not be able to accept it.
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Yes, that would be a bit much.
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But it's exciting to find out that the person
you love has a hidden side to them, right?
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Wouldn't that be a case
of incongruity-moe?
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You know, like your heart skipping a beat when
you see a bad boy rescuing a stray cat.
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Yeah, maybe!
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Okay, next up is this scene.
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If that happens,
it'll just be... too bad!
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That was mean, smashing
up my wares like that!
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Kirito, I can't believe you did that!
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Apologize to Liz!
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S-Sorry, Liz.
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Now that you mention it, you
never paid me for that sword!
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Oh, crap...
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Come back here!
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Let's move on to the next scene!
Roll clip!
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Unbelievable...
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I never imagined that someone would ever
try to climb a wall by running up it.
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If there were a little more
running space, it'd work.
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You have higher dexterity stats than me,
so maybe you could make it, A sun a.
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I wonder? I wanna try!
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Don't put weird ideas
in Asuna's head!?
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And A sun a,
don't take the bait!
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Fine...
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And now, our next scene.
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You'll. Give. Me. Half!
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It was also like this
back in episode 2,
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but A sun a is really obsessive
when it comes to food.
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Wow, I never would have guessed.
What, you don't normally eat good food?
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Not you, too, Liz!
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We were dealing with Ragout Rabbit there,
a rare food item, so I got a bit obsessed!
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Like they say, if it happens twice,
it'll happen thrice.
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If Starving A sun a turns up again,
admit that you're food-obsessed.
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Humph! There won't be any
more scenes like that!
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This has been Playback Corner!
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SWORD ART OFFLINE
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui Aincrad is famous
for not having magic in its world,
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Trivia Master: Yui but there actually aren't
any projectile weapons like bows, either.
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Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui It only has throwing
weapons like the one that Daddy is using here.
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Trivia Master: Yui That's a
fairly unusual system, isn't it?
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Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui This
has been Sword Art Trivia!
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KLEIN'S LIFE-COACHING CORNER
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In this segment, Klein will solve
the problems of various people
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who live in the world
of Sword Art Online.
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He didn't come anywhere near solving
the last person's problem...
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Shut up! I'll straighten this one
right up, so rest easy!
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So, um, L. What seems
to be the trouble?
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consultee: I (alias) Oh. Um,
this is about a friend of mine, see.
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What should she do to
be more feminine?
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Oh. Um...
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Well, not being feminine is subjective,
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so I don't think that matters, do you?
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No, it does! She has to become
more feminine, no matter what.
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Why is she so determined to be feminine?
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Um, it's because... there's this boy...
that she's interested in.
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Ah, I see.
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A sun a, speaking as a woman,
do you have any advice for I?
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L, I understand your situation!
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I will help your friend
in every way I can!
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You? Um, A sun a...
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There are many ways
to become more feminine,
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but the most effective
is from the outside in!
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From the outside?
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Yes! Specifically, clothing,
hair, and accessories.
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Please describe your friend's
appearance for me.
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Um, she's short and has a baby face,
so she looks young for her age.
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Ah, I see. In that case,
how about a matching outfit like this?
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No matter what they say,
boys like cute girls.
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If your friend is short
and has a baby face,
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I think an elegant outfit like this
would look good on her.
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Neat dressers are also
extremely popular.
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If you wear this and play
hard-to-get on the beach,
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the boys won't be able to
take their eyes off you!
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A bit of healthy sex appeal
is important, too.
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If you bury the sex appeal too deep,
the boys will back off,
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so let's put out some cute
sex appeal with a miniskirt
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while exuding purity
with a white blouse!
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Ah, I follow you...
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Anyway, I've suggested three outfits
that I think will work for sure!
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If you want more, I'd be
happy to provide them.
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No, I think I'll do fine
with these suggestions.
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I bet my friend
will be overjoyed.
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If it's not enough, call me.
I'll give you more advice.
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A sun a?
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Now, in my opinion--
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Thank you, but we've already
solved my problem.
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We have? Dang it...
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Thank you, A sun a.
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I hope my friend can become a woman
as ladylike as you someday.
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You were totally useless, man.
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Oh, shut up! Next time!
Next time, I'll be sure to solve it!
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This has been the
Life-Coaching Corner!
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SWORD ART OFFLINE
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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The time has come
to say goodbye.
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Liz, how did you enjoy
your time with us today?
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It was fun to see a side of you
that I didn't know about, A sun a.
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You act like a different person around
Kirito than when it's just you and me.
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I-I do?
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I guess you're not as dependable
as I thought, Kirito.
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Quit making A sun a do all the work,
and start pulling your own weight!
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I'm not any good with
this kind of stuff.
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And you, Klein... Maybe you
could try a bit harder?
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You didn't offer much in
the way of life coaching.
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Bite me!
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I could've solved your problem
if A sun a hadn't butted in!
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Let's meet again in the next
Sword Art Online video!
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Bye-bye!
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Sword Art Offline was brought
to you by Lisbeth's Smith Shop,
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whose adorable owner will craft you
powerful weapons at a reasonable price.
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