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And now, News Headline.
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There are rumors that the idol Silica,
a dagger-wielder
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There are rumors that the idol Silica, a
dagger-wielder IDOL SILICA (13) HAS A STALKER?!
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As well as a Beast Tamer, has a stalker.
IDOL SILICA (13) HAS A STALKER?!
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IDOL SILICA (13) HAS A STALKER?!
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The stalker allegations are directed
against K, IDOL SILICA (13) HAS A STALKER?!
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The Black Swordsman who is famous as a solo
player. IDOL SILICA (13) HAS A STALKER?!
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IDOL SILICA (13) HAS A STALKER?!
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K is a top player who is also on an Assault
Team. IDOL SILICA (13) HAS A STALKER?!
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He has been observed trying to talk with Silica on
numerous occasions. IDOL SILICA (13) HAS A STALKER?!
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IDOL SILICA (13) HAS A STALKER?!
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In response, her fans have begun a protest
campaign. IDOL SILICA (13) HAS A STALKER?!
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IDOL SILICA (13) HAS A STALKER?!
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The protests are heating up, with the fans calling for Silica
to be protected from K. IDOL SILICA (13) HAS A STALKER?!
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IDOL SILICA (13) HAS A STALKER?!
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Rumblings have begun in some quarters that he be
thoroughly denounced, IDOL SILICA (13) HAS A STALKER?!
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And it's anyone's guess as to how this situation
will play out. IDOL SILICA (13) HAS A STALKER?!
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IDOL SILICA (13) HAS A STALKER?!
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This has been News Headline.
IDOL SILICA (13) HAS A STALKER?!
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SWORD ART OFFLINE
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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Hello, everyone. It's now time for
Sword Art Offline.
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I'm your host, A sun a.
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And I'm your commentator, Kirito.
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This is an info-variety show
that will bring you news
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on everything that's
happening in Aincrad.
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We'll be bringing you big-name guests every
episode, so please look forward to them.
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I have to say, it's amazing how
popular Silica is, isn't it?
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It sure is.
She's quite a celebrity.
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I had always thought that men
preferred mature women,
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but that doesn't seem to
be the case, does it?
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Well... That's more a case of
"to each his own," I think.
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There's no shortage of men
who like childlike girls.
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Actually, I guess there
might be a lot of them.
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I see...
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So, which sort of girl
is your type, Kirito?
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The mature type? Or, like I thought,
do you go for the childlike type?
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What's with the "Like I thought"?
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Well, those stalker rumors...
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Look, those are just rumors.
You said so yourself, right, A sun a?
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Well, yes... But when I see pictures
like that, I cant help but worry.
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I have a kid sister who's about
the same age as Silica.
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That's why I couldn't let it go
when I thought she was in trouble.
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Oh, so that's why.
I'm sorry for suspecting you.
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Just so long as we're
clear on that.
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Sure.
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And without further ado,
let's get Sword Art Offline started!
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SWORD ART OFFLINE
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui There are no
jobs in the Sword Art Online world,
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Trivia Master: Yui but with hard work, a player can
become a Beast Tamer or run a blacksmith business.
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Trivia Master: Yui
Try it out for yourselves, okay?
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Trivia Master: Yui This
has been Sword Art Trivia!
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PLAYBACK CORNER
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In this segment, we select
various scenes from episodes
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included on the Blu-ray or DVD and
comment on them along with our guest.
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And without further ado,
let's introduce today's guest!
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Here she is!
Come on out!
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Beast Tamer Silica
Hi, everyone! I'm Silica!
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It's good to
see you again, Kirito!
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You, too, Silica.
I'm glad you're looking well.
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You met Kirito in floor 35,
didn't you, Silica?
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Yes, he saved me
from a real pinch!
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And you helped me out a lot
after that, too. Right?
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Well, maybe...
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Sure you did! To me, I both feel like I owe
you my life, and like you're my big brother.
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Oh, right! From now on, would it be
okay if I called you Big Brother?
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"Big Brother"?!
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I can't?
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Um... If that's what you want to
call me, I don't really mind.
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That's great! Thanks so much,
Big Brother Kirito!
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Silica...
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Big Brother Kirito!
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Silica, Kirito seems a bit bothered
by that, so maybe you should stop.
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I suppose you're right...
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It's a bother, isn't it?
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N-No, it's no bother at all!
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You really mean it?!
Thank you!
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A-Anyway, let's play back clips
from episodes 3 through 5!
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Let's start with this scene
from episode 4.
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What's that item, Kirito-san?
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It's called a Mirage Sphere.
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It's so pretty!
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Here's floor 47's town area.
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And this is the Hill of Memories.
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After that, Kirito and I spent time
all by ourselves.
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He made me feel so safe!
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Kirito?
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I only picked that because I thought it would
be cool to introduce the Mirage Sphere item!
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Really, I swear!
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Silica, please stop saying things
that could be misinterpreted!
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Huh? Was I wrong about something?
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L-Let's move on to this
scene from episode 5!
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I didn't think
she'd really fall asleep.
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I was only suggesting that you take a cat nap.
I didn't expect you to fall fast asleep.
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I couldn't help it!
I fell fast asleep for some reason!
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Now that I think about it, I should've drawn
scribbles on her face while she was asleep.
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Big Brother Kirito, you kidder!
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If you had, you'd have a hole
in your face right now.
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L-Let's move on
to the next clip, shall we?
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This scene is also
from episode 5.
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Morning. Sleep well?
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One meal...
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She wasn't exactly
demure back then.
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That must have been fun!
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That's why I get the
overwhelming urge to tease her.
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Kirito, you jerk...
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Moving right along, let's look at this
top clip of Silica's from episode 4!
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That's not the scene I requested!
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W-Why would you pick
a scene like that?!
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Kirito?!
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It's rude to ogle a scene where
a girl is being embarrassed!
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This has been the Playback Corner.
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SWORD ART OFFLINE
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui A player can immediately
use an item that is stored in his pouch,
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Trivia Master: Yui but items placed in Item
Storage are digitized, and take a while to call up.
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Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui For that reason,
restoration items or teleport crystals
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Trivia Master: Yui should be
placed in your pouch ahead of time.
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Trivia Master: Yui Remember
that for future reference, okay?
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Trivia Master: Yui This
has been Sword Art Trivia!
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KLEIN'S LIFE-COACHING CORNER
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In this segment, Klein will solve
the problems of various people
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who live in the world
of Sword Art Online.
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We're all in this together,
SO you can count on me!
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So, S, what seems
to be the trouble?
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consultee: S (alias) Well, the thing is,
there's someone who is like a big brother to me.
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Well, the thing is, there's someone
who is like a big brother to me.
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When we first met,
I was happy with that,
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but I've been thinking that maybe
I want him to be more than that.
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What can I do to get him
to see me as a woman?
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Hm... That's definitely a common problem,
but it's a tricky thing to solve.
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Really?
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Yeah! Guys tend to be pretty clueless
in cases like this.
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little sister because They treat the girl like
a to how they really feel. they don't catch on.
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What should I do, then?
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Go the full-on "sex appeal” route,
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or if that's out, I guess the only
other option is to patiently wait
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until the guy figures out
how you feel, S.
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Is... that all?
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He'll never know how you feel
unless you come out and tell him.
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A sun a?
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Plus, even if he turns you down,
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that's better than regretting
never saying anything.
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At the very least,
he'll know how you feel.
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But this person is an
Assault Team member,
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and he's a much
higher level than me.
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The level difference alone
worries me...
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S, is this boy the sort of person who doesn't
associate with low-level people?
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No, he's not like that.
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But the thought that I might
get in his way...
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A level difference
is no big deal.
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I'm sure that there are ways you can
spend time together outside of battles.
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I know it's scary to tell someone you
love them, but I know you can do it.
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I'll be cheering you on!
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A sun a...
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I understand!
I'll try telling him!
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It looks like her problem
got sorted out.
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You weren't even needed.
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Oh, shut up!
If you want to talk about useless,
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you were practically invisible
the whole segment!
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This has been
Klein's Life-Coaching Corner!
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SWORD ART OFFLINE
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The time has come
to say goodbye.
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Silica, how did you enjoy
your time here today?
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It was lots of fun!
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Kirito was as cool as ever,
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and Klein is a stouthearted,
reliable man.
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Plus, you were an
amazing person, A sun a.
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If the chance ever comes up,
call me again!
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Okay, A sun a?
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Did you hear that?
She called me a reliable man!
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Dude, you are so simpleminded...
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Everybody! Look forward to the same
great life coaching next time!
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Let's meet again in the next
Sword Art Online video!
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Bye-bye!
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