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And now, News Headline.
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An incident occurred at around 6PM today,
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in which players' avatars were forcibly
disengaged TERROR FROM FORCED AVATAR REMOVAL
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by a mysterious figure calling himself AKIHIKO
Kayaba, TERROR FROM FORCED AVATAR REMOVAL
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causing the players to revert to their real-world
appearances. TERROR FROM FORCED AVATAR REMOVAL
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As a result, many female players TERROR
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were revealed to be men pretending to be
women, TERROR FROM FORCED AVATAR REMOVAL
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so-called "net-vestites.”
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The game world has descended into chaos.
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However, the fact that some cross-playing men were
attractive as women TERROR FROM FORCED AVATAR REMOVAL
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has led some male players to turn up to
court them TERROR FROM FORCED AVATAR REMOVAL
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even though they are the same gender,
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causing the chaos to spread even further.
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This has been News Headline.
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SWORD ART OFFLINE
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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Hello, everyone. It's now time
for Sword Art Offline.
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I'm your host, A sun a.
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And I'm your commentator, Kirito.
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This is an info-variety show
that will bring you news
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on everything that's
happening in Aincrad.
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We'll be bringing you big-name guests every
episode, so please look forward to them.
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By the way, Kirito,
about that headline...
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Why do some players log in with female
avatars even though they're men?
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Hm, there are various reasons,
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but the simplest one is because they
want to be pampered, I guess.
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Pampered?
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Even though they're men,
they want to be pampered by men?
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Well, the male-female ratio in the world
of net games is overwhelmingly male.
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So if they're a female player,
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they're more likely to get backed up
in battles, be given items, and so on.
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Then it's not because
they're crossdressers,
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or because they like men
even though they're men?
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Well, some of them
might be like that...
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I suppose transformation
fantasies also play into it.
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Transformation fantasies?
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Sure. Some folks want
to be the cool hero,
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and some want to be
the cute princess.
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I wonder if Kirito has ever wished
he could be a princess?
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If that happened,
I'd be the prince and be like,
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"Princess Kirito,
I shall come for you!"
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"Sir A sun a, you mustn't!"
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"I would gladly
lay down my life for you!"
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Hello? A sun a?
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It's nothing!
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Without further ado,
let's get Sword Art Offline started!
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SWORD ART OFFLINE
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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Trivia Master: Yui Although an avatar's
face and physique cannot be changed,
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Trivia Master: Yui hair style and
color can be freely customized.
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Trivia Master: Yui Let's all
see what we can do with it!
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Trivia Master: Yui This
has been Sword Art Trivia!
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Trivia Master: Yui
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PLAYBACK CORNER
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In this segment, we select
various scenes from episodes
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included on the Blu-ray or DVD and
comment on them along with our guest.
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First, let's introduce today's guest.
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And here he is.
Please come out!
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Klein, leader of Furin Kazan Guild
And here he is. Please come out!
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Klein, leader of Furin Kazan Guild
Hey, there!
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Klein, leader of Furin Kazan Guild
I'm Klein, messenger of love and justice!
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Klein here is the first player that Kirito met,
and is one of his very few friends.
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You didn't have to say "very few"...
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And now, let's play back episodes 1 and 2
of Sword Art Online with Klein.
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Make sure you don't miss any
scenes of me being awesome!
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First, let's look at this scene
from episode 1.
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Right in the crotch...
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You're so over-the-top.
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Klein, you are seriously getting
your butt kicked here.
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Why this scene...?
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Incidentally, this blue boar is a monster
that's about as weak as a Slime
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in a certain
nationally-popular RPG.
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- So lame...
- Bite me!
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I was a beginner,
what did you expect?!
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And now let's look at this scene,
also from episode 1.
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Who are you?
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And who are you?
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I was terrified here,
and that's no joke.
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True. In games, your game self
tends to look different
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than your real world self
a lot of the time.
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I knew it, he's been girls
in other games...
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What's wrong, A sun a?
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Oh, it's nothing!
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Um, moving right along, let's look
at this scene from episode 2!
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You got left out, too?
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I wasn't left out.
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Everyone else seemed to be friends
already, so I just stayed out of it.
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A sun a was totally scary here...
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I know, right? I thought
I was gonna get stabbed!
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You still get that look
on your face sometimes.
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I do not!
Let's move on!
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Um, this next one
is also from episode 2.
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A sun a, you've had it rough,
haven't you?
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You were that hungry?
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No! I didn't have the luxury
to be fussy over what I ate back then,
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so when 1 ate something delicious for the
first time in ages, I couldn't help myself.
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Even so, girls aren't supposed
to eat like that, you know?
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You're tearing into it like some kind
of starving, flesh-eating beast.
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Kirito, you're so mean...
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Hey, looking back at you like this, your
personality's changed quite a bit, hasn't it?
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Yeah. I guess I have Kirito
to thank for all that.
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Okay, that's enough of that!
This has been the Playback Corner!
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SWORD ART OFFLINE
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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Trivia Master: Yui The level margin needed to
raid safely is the floor number +10 levels.
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Trivia Master: Yui That means that when
Daddy and his friends fought Floor 1's boss,
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Trivia Master: Yui they
were at roughly level 11.
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Trivia Master: Yui Keep that in
mind for later reference, okay?
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Trivia Master: Yui This
has been Sword Art Trivia.
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KIRITO'S LIFE-COACHING CORNER
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In this segment, Kirito will solve
the problems of various people
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who live in the world
of Sword Art Online.
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Um, I'm not sure if I'm qualified to
be offering anyone life advice...
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It'll be fine! I know
you can do this, Kirito!
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Well, I'll give it a shot...
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And now, let's meet
today's consultee.
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consultee: K (alias)
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consultee: K (alias) Please
tell everyone your name.,
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consultee: K (alias)
My name is K.
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So, what seems to be
your problem?
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Well, I'm not very popular
with the ladies.
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I see.
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I'd heard that that bum, Kirito,
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er, that swell guy, Kirito,
is a chick magnet.
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I'd like to know your secret.
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No, I'm not all that
popular with women.
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Grr...
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But you're close with the lovely Vice-Commander
of the Knights of the Blood Oath.
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Gosh, "lovely"...
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And I hear that you're also
chummy with Silica,
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the short sword wielding,
little Idol Beast Tamer,
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as well as Lisbeth,
the tsundere blacksmith babe.
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Kirito...
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H-Hang on, A sun a!
Calm down!
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You've got that scary
look again!
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Nothing's going on with me
and those two!
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Really! It's the truth!
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I swear on my blade
that I speak the truth!
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All right. In that case,
I'll believe you.
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And you, K, don't make it
sound like that.
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I don't have that kind of relationship
with those two.
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I'm not good at dealing with people.
And I don't know how to talk to girls, either.
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Is this dude serious?
That means he must be a natural Lothario.
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Still, a guy like me managed
to meet a girl like A sun a.
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I bet there's a great girl
out there waiting for you, K.
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Grr!
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Thank you for that
wonderful story, Kirito.
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And you hang in there, K.
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This has been
Kirito's Life-Coaching Corner.
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- Hey, not so fast!
- Klein?!
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Kirito! Don't close the book on your
consultee before he's persuaded!
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S-Sorry.
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And you, A sun a! You're the host, so don't
go casually changing the topic like that!
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I'm sorry.
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And anyway, when you're
giving people advice,
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you start by being warm and inviting
and hearing them out!
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Oh, really?
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You're supposed to listen
to the person
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and gradually discover
the root of their problem!
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Of course, you can't simply
point out the problem.
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Especially if the cause of the
problem lies within the patient himself.
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You have a frank,
honest discussion,
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and get him to realize that the source
of the problem is inside himself.
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I see...
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If you have a specific suggestion or idea,
you give them advice.
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In my case, for instance,
I shouldn't chase after girls
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out of a blatantly obvious desire
to be attractive to women,
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but should instead take my time
and interact with them honestly.
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- Wow, Klein, that's amazing.
- Really! I can respect that!
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This is life coaching 101!
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By the way, you just solved
your own problem.
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If you knew all that, why haven't
you followed your own advice?
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Lay off! You get frustrated if you know what
to do and still don't see any results!
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So you end up hitting on
anything in reach.
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Now that you mention it, I remember the
time you tried to chat up that NPC girl.
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Um, the results were a bit unexpected, but
we seem to have solved Klein's problem.
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Crap! This has been
the Life-Coaching Corner!
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SWORD ART OFFLINE
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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It's now time
to say goodbye.
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Klein, you were our inaugural guest.
How did you enjoy yourself?
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I came on the show
thinking nothing of it,
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so I never imagined that I'd
be given my own segment!
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Everybody! Look forward to my
life coaching starting next time!
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Yeah, yeah, knock yourself out.
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Let's meet again in the next
Sword Art Online video!
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Bye-bye!
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Sword Art Offline has been brought
to you by Argus Co. Ltd.
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