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Yes, we are like totally organic. I
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want begonias. Uh, some orchids.
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Oh, what are those?There you
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go, fresh blintzes.
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Blintzes?I love blintzes.
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It's a bag, baby.
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Sports scent deodorant.
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Mint toothpaste.
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A hint of ionized oxygen.
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Static. Guess I'd
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better stay downwind next time.
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Ohh Roger that, Air
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Command. We are in pursuit of the bogey
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and closing in.
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Man, I'm being jacked by Probie.
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I got game, boiler, any game. Over you,
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you see, scramble your brain. Hey, you
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wondering why you're falling so fast as I
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reach the sky. Let's see. So far, I
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got you down for robbery, vandalism, and
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excessive cruelty to produce. Anything
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else you want to add?
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Where am I?What is this place?You
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guys! Stay cool, man.
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Kingor! Hot shot!
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Hot streak, jerk! Now,
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now, we can't blame Ferret for being a
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bit disoriented.
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The Joker!So
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formal. Call me Uncle Jay.
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Everyone does. What are you doing here?
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Such a sad story. You see,
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things got a bit uncomfortable for me
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back home. Thanks to a cranky bat, my
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cadre of cronies were cast in the clink.
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Suddenly I was set adrift. Not a friend
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in the world. Then I realized
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Dakota's just lousy with fun young
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people like you.
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So I decided to pop in and scare up some
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new recruits. Look, Joker,
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Uncle Jay, I appreciate you saving me and
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all, but I I don't think I'm what you're
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looking for. Thanks anyway. Don't be
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stupid, man. Oh, yeah.
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This is the big leagues. I don't care.
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This guy is totally creeping me out.
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Well, I certainly don't want you to feel
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uncomfortable, ferret. Though it will
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be a shame to lose you and your
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power.
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Acute sense of smell, isn't it?Yeah,
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I hate, hate, hate, hate.
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What's happening to him?I'm seeing to it
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that he leaves us on a happy note.
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Although the police sealed off the area,
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the metahuman ferret managed to escape.
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You're not eating?Nuh-uh. Good.
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More for me.
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It doesn't make sense. Why would anybody
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help fare it?And what made all those
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balloons explode?Too much hot
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air?And police are still
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investigating today's bizarre hijacking
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at the East Side Fire Station. By the
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time we got downstairs, they had taken
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two of our biggest rigs. Why would anyone
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steal a fire truck?
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The heat is on, gang.
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Heat is on?Oh, this guy kills me.
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Only if you don't do what he says.
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OK, boys, make Papa
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proud.
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Where's the fire?Right here, old man.
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Hit the floor, now! Loud
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noises get on my nerves. Everything gets
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on your nerves, man. Hey, I've gotissues.
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All units, bank alarm at Dakota First
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National.
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Fly boy at 2:00. You heard her,
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kitties. Let's not be greeny.
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Looks like the fire department better
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rethink its hiring policy.
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This is almost too easy.
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Fire's out, kids. Time to go home.
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Not your best moment.
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What's so funny?
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Missing you?What does that mean?
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He seems to be stabilizing, but call me
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if his condition worsens.
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What did this to you?Not what?
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Who?
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Batman.
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Hi. It's static, isn't it?Yeah. Oh,
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man. I cannot believe I'm shaking hands
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with Robin the Boy Wonder. Let's
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skip the Boy Wonder stuff, huhI'm getting
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kind of old for it. See any clothing?
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Just his shoes. Lots of grease. Some
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metal shavings on the top or the bottom?
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Top. Which means he wasn't
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walking. They dragged him. Oh, yeah,
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obviously. This will help him recover
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from the Joker's gas. The
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Joker here in Dakota.
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Why did he hog Ty Ferret?And what's with
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that note missing you?He's bored. He
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needs an opponent who can measure up.
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Hey, I can measure up. Don't take it
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personally. Batman and Joker go way back.
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Can I help?Probably not.
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Is he always this grimly?Hey, he didn't
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say no.
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So after we busted his old game... We got
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a tip. He was coming here to form a new
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one. That's why he had all those
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metahumans with it. Is this where Ferret
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disappeared?Uh, yes, sir. Would you
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mind?Oh, yeah, of course. No sweat.
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Thank you. Uh,
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it's my pops. Here, use this.
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Come on, Pops. Just another half hour.
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Please. I'm hanging with the guys, that's
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all. I'm not far.
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I'm right under 30. I mean, right at 34th
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and Main. Just walking around. Yeah. I
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know it's late. OK, all right.
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I'll be there. Dang. I got to
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get home. So we gathered.
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Where are we?The old industrial district.
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It goes on for miles along the river. He
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could be anywhere. We need to find
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another lead.
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Wait, what about tomorrow?Where can we
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meet?We'll call you. Yeah, but
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what if I find out something?How do I
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contact you?Use this,
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but only if it's important. Understand?
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Important. Yes. See ya.
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Nice working with you.
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Nice working with you?How lame is that?
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Big time superhero has to go home to
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daddy.
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What's your beef, Kangor?The guy's
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smarter than Ebon and Hyde put together.
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I'm almost glad Ebon's in jail.
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Still don't trust him. Look what he did
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to Ferretman.
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Hey, Bigfoot, you almost hit me. Maybe
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next time you'll move. Maybe next time
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I'll broil me some kangaroo meat. Hey,
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hey, hey, hey, heyKnock it off. Bossman
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wants us to get this done. You don't want
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to make him mad, do you?
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How could he attract me here so soon?
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How?He who?Uncle Jay. The bat, that's
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who. Here in Dakota with his
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little bird boy. So what?It's
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five of us against three of them. Three?
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Oh, yes. Including that drippy dry
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cell static. Maybe we should hit them
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first. Shiv, old boy. You
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may have stumbled onto something. They
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don't know that we know they're here. And
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that is all the advantage we may
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need.
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Batman and Robin?How cool is that?
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Well, it would have been cooler if I had
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done at least one thing right last night.
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Hey, you got him to the industrial
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district, right?And we know that wherever
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Joker's hiding, there's grease and metal
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shavings. That narrows it down.
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Relax. Let me do some research on the
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internet. You do that. Meanwhile,
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I think I just found the best clue ofall.
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Talented Joker. is taking the bait.
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Time to call in the troops.
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Oh no, the bat gizmo's gone. This is
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not happening. Okay, okay, chill
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out. There's gotta be a way to signal
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'em.
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Uh, Bruce, there's something you should
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see. I guess we should be
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grateful he didn't use a loudspeaker.
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Where's the signal device I gave you?The
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battery must have gone... Actually,
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I kind of misplaced it. So what do you
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have?I saw Talon fly in there. You
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stay out here. HuhIn case anyone shows
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up. Oh, sure. Whatever you say.
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Static's big Batman adventure, waiting by
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the door.
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You hear anything?No.
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My point, exactly.
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It's an ambush.
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Fight
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still! Sweet dreams, back boy.
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You'll have to excuse my kids. They're so
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rambunctious lately.
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Should have brought a crossword puzzle or
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something.
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Hey!
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Richie. Come in, Rich. You having any
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luck?Still searching, bro. We just
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don't have enough info to zero in on the
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hideout. Well, now we got to find it.
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Joker just grabbed Batman and Robin. Oh,
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no. How did you get away?I didn't get
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away. They trapped me in a tunnel. I
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wasn't even worth capturing. However,
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they did manage to mortally wound your
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ego. Sorry, I'm just frustrated.
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I wanted to, I don't know, measure up.
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Oh, wait, wait, wait, waitBatman and
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Robin must have a communication system,
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right?Like our shot boxes?Sure. So
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if there's a way to send a radio signal,
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there's a way to track it.
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Okay, I'm inside. Shouldn't be too hard
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to figure out this thing.
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How do you make this thing stop?Uh,
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OK. Plan B?You see
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anything that looks like a tracking
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system?I can't even find a steering
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wheel. Richie,
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I think it heard me. Major coolness.
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OK, try this. Computer.
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Engage. Tracking device.
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How did you know how to do that?I watch a
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lot of sci-fi. Your turn.
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Computer, engage. Autopilot.
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Find Batman and Robert.
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It appears you've lost the home field
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advantage, Bassy boy. Whereas I
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had the foresight to hire the local
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all-star team.
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What's with the camera, Joker?I'm
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preserving fond memories of your
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demise, Batso. Something for me and the
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kids to watch when this green hair has
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turned to gray. You don't really
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think you're going to pull this off, do
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you?Yeah, I mean, considering your
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batting average. Pardon the expression.
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How droll. But since we're all anxious to
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get this over with...
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let's get this over with.
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You know how I love toys, Batman. Here's
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how this one works.
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You won't see that at the auto show.
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Let's go for a double header, shall we?
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Bye bye, birdies.
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What took you so long?Hey, I'm here,
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aren't I?
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Whoa! Oh, missed again! Whoa!
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You are getting closer.
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Oh, children, Uncle Joker needs
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you!
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Ooh, spot welding is not good for the
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complexion.
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Too bad it has to end this way, Robin.
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You and I are birds of a feather.
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I cannot tell you how many times I've
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heard that joke. I
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got dibs on the bat. Too late.
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ohh
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Please, Batman, help
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me. Gotcha!
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That looks fun. Let me try.
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Not bad.
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Well, it's been a real slice. Thanks,
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man. Anytime you want to hang together, I
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am there. Deal.
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Batman, I don't know what to say, except
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it was a thrill working with you. Any
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chance we could, you know, team up again?
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We'll see.
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Yes!
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