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Yes, we are like totally organic. I

want begonias. Uh, some orchids.

Oh, what are those?There you

go, fresh blintzes.

Blintzes?I love blintzes.

It's a bag, baby.

Sports scent deodorant.

Mint toothpaste.

A hint of ionized oxygen.

Static. Guess I'd

better stay downwind next time.

Ohh Roger that, Air

Command. We are in pursuit of the bogey

and closing in.

Man, I'm being jacked by Probie.

I got game, boiler, any game. Over you,

you see, scramble your brain. Hey, you

wondering why you're falling so fast as I

reach the sky. Let's see. So far, I

got you down for robbery, vandalism, and

excessive cruelty to produce. Anything

else you want to add?

Where am I?What is this place?You

guys! Stay cool, man.

Kingor! Hot shot!

Hot streak, jerk! Now,

now, we can't blame Ferret for being a

bit disoriented.

The Joker!So

formal. Call me Uncle Jay.

Everyone does. What are you doing here?

Such a sad story. You see,

things got a bit uncomfortable for me

back home. Thanks to a cranky bat, my

cadre of cronies were cast in the clink.

Suddenly I was set adrift. Not a friend

in the world. Then I realized

Dakota's just lousy with fun young

people like you.

So I decided to pop in and scare up some

new recruits. Look, Joker,

Uncle Jay, I appreciate you saving me and

all, but I I don't think I'm what you're

looking for. Thanks anyway. Don't be

stupid, man. Oh, yeah.

This is the big leagues. I don't care.

This guy is totally creeping me out.

Well, I certainly don't want you to feel

uncomfortable, ferret. Though it will

be a shame to lose you and your

power.

Acute sense of smell, isn't it?Yeah,

I hate, hate, hate, hate.

What's happening to him?I'm seeing to it

that he leaves us on a happy note.

Although the police sealed off the area,

the metahuman ferret managed to escape.

You're not eating?Nuh-uh. Good.

More for me.

It doesn't make sense. Why would anybody

help fare it?And what made all those

balloons explode?Too much hot

air?And police are still

investigating today's bizarre hijacking

at the East Side Fire Station. By the

time we got downstairs, they had taken

two of our biggest rigs. Why would anyone

steal a fire truck?

The heat is on, gang.

Heat is on?Oh, this guy kills me.

Only if you don't do what he says.

OK, boys, make Papa

proud.

Where's the fire?Right here, old man.

Hit the floor, now! Loud

noises get on my nerves. Everything gets

on your nerves, man. Hey, I've gotissues.

All units, bank alarm at Dakota First

National.

Fly boy at 2:00. You heard her,

kitties. Let's not be greeny.

Looks like the fire department better

rethink its hiring policy.

This is almost too easy.

Fire's out, kids. Time to go home.

Not your best moment.

What's so funny?

Missing you?What does that mean?

He seems to be stabilizing, but call me

if his condition worsens.

What did this to you?Not what?

Who?

Batman.

Hi. It's static, isn't it?Yeah. Oh,

man. I cannot believe I'm shaking hands

with Robin the Boy Wonder. Let's

skip the Boy Wonder stuff, huhI'm getting

kind of old for it. See any clothing?

Just his shoes. Lots of grease. Some

metal shavings on the top or the bottom?

Top. Which means he wasn't

walking. They dragged him. Oh, yeah,

obviously. This will help him recover

from the Joker's gas. The

Joker here in Dakota.

Why did he hog Ty Ferret?And what's with

that note missing you?He's bored. He

needs an opponent who can measure up.

Hey, I can measure up. Don't take it

personally. Batman and Joker go way back.

Can I help?Probably not.

Is he always this grimly?Hey, he didn't

say no.

So after we busted his old game... We got

a tip. He was coming here to form a new

one. That's why he had all those

metahumans with it. Is this where Ferret

disappeared?Uh, yes, sir. Would you

mind?Oh, yeah, of course. No sweat.

Thank you. Uh,

it's my pops. Here, use this.

Come on, Pops. Just another half hour.

Please. I'm hanging with the guys, that's

all. I'm not far.

I'm right under 30. I mean, right at 34th

and Main. Just walking around. Yeah. I

know it's late. OK, all right.

I'll be there. Dang. I got to

get home. So we gathered.

Where are we?The old industrial district.

It goes on for miles along the river. He

could be anywhere. We need to find

another lead.

Wait, what about tomorrow?Where can we

meet?We'll call you. Yeah, but

what if I find out something?How do I

contact you?Use this,

but only if it's important. Understand?

Important. Yes. See ya.

Nice working with you.

Nice working with you?How lame is that?

Big time superhero has to go home to

daddy.

What's your beef, Kangor?The guy's

smarter than Ebon and Hyde put together.

I'm almost glad Ebon's in jail.

Still don't trust him. Look what he did

to Ferretman.

Hey, Bigfoot, you almost hit me. Maybe

next time you'll move. Maybe next time

I'll broil me some kangaroo meat. Hey,

hey, hey, hey, heyKnock it off. Bossman

wants us to get this done. You don't want

to make him mad, do you?

How could he attract me here so soon?

How?He who?Uncle Jay. The bat, that's

who. Here in Dakota with his

little bird boy. So what?It's

five of us against three of them. Three?

Oh, yes. Including that drippy dry

cell static. Maybe we should hit them

first. Shiv, old boy. You

may have stumbled onto something. They

don't know that we know they're here. And

that is all the advantage we may

need.

Batman and Robin?How cool is that?

Well, it would have been cooler if I had

done at least one thing right last night.

Hey, you got him to the industrial

district, right?And we know that wherever

Joker's hiding, there's grease and metal

shavings. That narrows it down.

Relax. Let me do some research on the

internet. You do that. Meanwhile,

I think I just found the best clue ofall.

Talented Joker. is taking the bait.

Time to call in the troops.

Oh no, the bat gizmo's gone. This is

not happening. Okay, okay, chill

out. There's gotta be a way to signal

'em.

Uh, Bruce, there's something you should

see. I guess we should be

grateful he didn't use a loudspeaker.

Where's the signal device I gave you?The

battery must have gone... Actually,

I kind of misplaced it. So what do you

have?I saw Talon fly in there. You

stay out here. HuhIn case anyone shows

up. Oh, sure. Whatever you say.

Static's big Batman adventure, waiting by

the door.

You hear anything?No.

My point, exactly.

It's an ambush.

Fight

still! Sweet dreams, back boy.

You'll have to excuse my kids. They're so

rambunctious lately.

Should have brought a crossword puzzle or

something.

Hey!

Richie. Come in, Rich. You having any

luck?Still searching, bro. We just

don't have enough info to zero in on the

hideout. Well, now we got to find it.

Joker just grabbed Batman and Robin. Oh,

no. How did you get away?I didn't get

away. They trapped me in a tunnel. I

wasn't even worth capturing. However,

they did manage to mortally wound your

ego. Sorry, I'm just frustrated.

I wanted to, I don't know, measure up.

Oh, wait, wait, wait, waitBatman and

Robin must have a communication system,

right?Like our shot boxes?Sure. So

if there's a way to send a radio signal,

there's a way to track it.

Okay, I'm inside. Shouldn't be too hard

to figure out this thing.

How do you make this thing stop?Uh,

OK. Plan B?You see

anything that looks like a tracking

system?I can't even find a steering

wheel. Richie,

I think it heard me. Major coolness.

OK, try this. Computer.

Engage. Tracking device.

How did you know how to do that?I watch a

lot of sci-fi. Your turn.

Computer, engage. Autopilot.

Find Batman and Robert.

It appears you've lost the home field

advantage, Bassy boy. Whereas I

had the foresight to hire the local

all-star team.

What's with the camera, Joker?I'm

preserving fond memories of your

demise, Batso. Something for me and the

kids to watch when this green hair has

turned to gray. You don't really

think you're going to pull this off, do

you?Yeah, I mean, considering your

batting average. Pardon the expression.

How droll. But since we're all anxious to

get this over with...

let's get this over with.

You know how I love toys, Batman. Here's

how this one works.

You won't see that at the auto show.

Let's go for a double header, shall we?

Bye bye, birdies.

What took you so long?Hey, I'm here,

aren't I?

Whoa! Oh, missed again! Whoa!

You are getting closer.

Oh, children, Uncle Joker needs

you!

Ooh, spot welding is not good for the

complexion.

Too bad it has to end this way, Robin.

You and I are birds of a feather.

I cannot tell you how many times I've

heard that joke. I

got dibs on the bat. Too late.

ohh

Please, Batman, help

me. Gotcha!

That looks fun. Let me try.

Not bad.

Well, it's been a real slice. Thanks,

man. Anytime you want to hang together, I

am there. Deal.

Batman, I don't know what to say, except

it was a thrill working with you. Any

chance we could, you know, team up again?

We'll see.

Yes!