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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:40,343 --> 00:00:42,973 Things are never gonna be the same now. 2 00:00:43,133 --> 00:00:45,183 I mean, look at this. 3 00:00:45,343 --> 00:00:47,393 - You got aliens. - Mm. 4 00:00:47,553 --> 00:00:50,813 You got big green guys tearing down buildings. 5 00:00:50,973 --> 00:00:53,853 When I was a kid, I used to draw cowboys and Indians. 6 00:00:54,023 --> 00:00:57,993 Um, actually, it's Native American, but whatever. 7 00:00:58,523 --> 00:01:00,953 Yeah. Tell you what, though. 8 00:01:01,573 --> 00:01:03,543 It ain't bad, is it? 9 00:01:04,073 --> 00:01:05,453 No. Yeah. 10 00:01:05,613 --> 00:01:07,493 Kid's got a future. 11 00:01:07,663 --> 00:01:09,453 Yeah, well... 12 00:01:10,283 --> 00:01:11,753 we'll see, I guess. 13 00:01:36,393 --> 00:01:38,363 No, hey! Uh-uh! 14 00:01:38,523 --> 00:01:40,113 You can't saw through that stuff. 15 00:01:41,063 --> 00:01:43,113 These alien bastards are tough. 16 00:01:43,283 --> 00:01:45,243 You gotta use the stuff they use. 17 00:01:47,743 --> 00:01:50,243 - See? All right. - All right. 18 00:01:51,873 --> 00:01:53,743 Oh, hey! 19 00:01:54,453 --> 00:01:56,213 Glad you could join us. Afternoon. 20 00:01:56,373 --> 00:01:58,623 - Yeah. My alarm didn't go off. - Yeah, your alarm. 21 00:01:58,793 --> 00:02:01,513 Look, just go stack that armor plating like I asked you. 22 00:02:01,673 --> 00:02:03,473 This is a huge deal for us. 23 00:02:03,633 --> 00:02:05,103 Attention, please! 24 00:02:05,263 --> 00:02:08,103 In accordance with Executive Order 396B... 25 00:02:08,263 --> 00:02:11,813 all post-battle cleanup operations are now under our jurisdiction. 26 00:02:11,973 --> 00:02:14,063 Thank you for your service. We'll take it from here. 27 00:02:14,223 --> 00:02:15,523 Who the hell are you? 28 00:02:15,683 --> 00:02:17,153 Qualified personnel. 29 00:02:17,313 --> 00:02:21,663 Look, I have a city contract to salvage all this, okay, with the city, so... 30 00:02:21,813 --> 00:02:26,413 I apologize, Mr. Toomes, but all salvage operations are now under our jurisdiction. 31 00:02:26,573 --> 00:02:29,873 Please turn over any and all exotic materials that you've collected... 32 00:02:30,033 --> 00:02:31,373 or you will be prosecuted. 33 00:02:31,743 --> 00:02:33,493 Ma'am, what am...? 34 00:02:33,663 --> 00:02:36,543 Please. Come here. Hey, lady, come on. 35 00:02:36,703 --> 00:02:38,303 Look... 36 00:02:38,793 --> 00:02:40,963 I bought trucks for this job. 37 00:02:41,123 --> 00:02:42,503 I brought in a whole new crew. 38 00:02:42,673 --> 00:02:45,173 These guys have a family. I have a family. 39 00:02:45,343 --> 00:02:47,473 I'm all in on this. I could lose my house. 40 00:02:47,633 --> 00:02:50,983 I'm sorry, sir. There's nothing I can do. 41 00:02:51,133 --> 00:02:53,263 Maybe next time, don't overextend yourself. 42 00:02:55,313 --> 00:02:56,593 What'd you say? 43 00:02:58,733 --> 00:03:00,023 Yeah. 44 00:03:00,193 --> 00:03:02,813 He's right. I overextended myself. 45 00:03:02,983 --> 00:03:04,123 - Unh! - Hey, hey, hey. 46 00:03:04,153 --> 00:03:06,453 - Don't do it. - Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh. 47 00:03:06,613 --> 00:03:08,363 Put them down. 48 00:03:10,323 --> 00:03:13,453 If you have a grievance, you may take it up with my superiors. 49 00:03:13,823 --> 00:03:16,423 Your superiors. Who the hell are they? 50 00:03:16,583 --> 00:03:18,353 A joint venture between Stark Industries... 51 00:03:18,373 --> 00:03:19,373 and the government... 52 00:03:19,543 --> 00:03:22,103 the Department of Damage Control, will oversee the collection... 53 00:03:22,123 --> 00:03:25,173 and storage of alien and other exotic materials. 54 00:03:25,343 --> 00:03:28,133 Now the assholes who made this mess are paid to clean it up. 55 00:03:28,303 --> 00:03:29,553 Yeah, it's all rigged. 56 00:03:29,723 --> 00:03:33,313 Experts estimate there are over 1500 tons of exotic material... 57 00:03:33,473 --> 00:03:35,473 scattered throughout the tri-state area. 58 00:03:35,643 --> 00:03:38,983 Hey, chief! We have another load from yesterday. 59 00:03:39,643 --> 00:03:41,123 We're supposed to turn this in, right? 60 00:03:41,143 --> 00:03:42,193 I ain't hauling it. 61 00:03:42,353 --> 00:03:43,573 It's too bad. 62 00:03:43,733 --> 00:03:46,653 We could have made some cool stuff from all that alien junk. 63 00:03:49,233 --> 00:03:50,953 I tell you what. 64 00:03:51,323 --> 00:03:53,203 Let's keep it. 65 00:03:54,703 --> 00:03:56,373 The world's changing. 66 00:04:00,373 --> 00:04:02,923 It's time we change, too. 67 00:04:25,983 --> 00:04:29,903 ♪ Yeah, you got satin shoes ♪ 68 00:04:32,283 --> 00:04:33,323 ♪ Yeah, you got ♪ 69 00:04:34,153 --> 00:04:35,783 ♪ Plastic boots ♪ 70 00:04:38,493 --> 00:04:42,213 ♪ Y'all got cocaine eyes ♪ 71 00:04:44,923 --> 00:04:47,543 ♪ Yeah, you got speed-freak jive ♪ 72 00:04:48,003 --> 00:04:49,173 There you go, Mason. 73 00:04:49,803 --> 00:04:52,723 ♪ Can't you hear me knocking On your window ♪ 74 00:04:54,093 --> 00:04:56,183 Business is good. 75 00:04:56,343 --> 00:04:57,543 ♪ Can't you hear me knocking ♪ 76 00:05:36,093 --> 00:05:38,313 New York. Queens. 77 00:05:38,473 --> 00:05:41,943 - It's a rough borough, but, hey, it's home. - Who you talking to? 78 00:05:42,103 --> 00:05:44,413 No one. Just making a little video of the trip. 79 00:05:44,433 --> 00:05:45,793 You know you can't show it to anyone. 80 00:05:45,813 --> 00:05:46,903 Yeah, I know. 81 00:05:47,063 --> 00:05:48,583 Then why are you narrating in that voice? 82 00:05:48,603 --> 00:05:51,613 - Um... Because it's fun. - Fun. 83 00:05:51,773 --> 00:05:54,783 So, uh, why do they call you Happy? 84 00:05:56,783 --> 00:05:59,623 Come on. I'm not carrying your bags. Let's go. 85 00:05:59,783 --> 00:06:01,703 Hey, should I go to the bathroom before? 86 00:06:01,873 --> 00:06:03,113 There's a bathroom on it. 87 00:06:03,203 --> 00:06:05,303 Whoa, no pilot? That's awesome. 88 00:06:05,453 --> 00:06:06,973 - Ahh. - Is that where you're gonna sit? 89 00:06:07,003 --> 00:06:08,093 Yeah. 90 00:06:08,253 --> 00:06:10,253 This is your first time on a private plane? 91 00:06:10,423 --> 00:06:11,963 My first time on any plane. 92 00:06:12,133 --> 00:06:14,883 Should it...? Should it be...? Should it be making that noise? 93 00:06:15,053 --> 00:06:16,513 Shh. Shh. 94 00:06:23,813 --> 00:06:27,863 No one has actually told me why I'm in Berlin or what I'm doing. 95 00:06:28,023 --> 00:06:31,243 Something about Captain America going crazy. 96 00:06:31,403 --> 00:06:33,193 - This is you. - Oh, we're neighbors? 97 00:06:33,363 --> 00:06:35,453 We're not roommates. Suit up. 98 00:06:35,613 --> 00:06:36,953 Okay, Peter, you got this. 99 00:06:37,113 --> 00:06:40,213 - What the hell are you wearing? - It's my suit. 100 00:06:40,363 --> 00:06:42,163 - Where's the case? - What case? 101 00:06:42,323 --> 00:06:43,923 What? I thought that was a closet. 102 00:06:44,083 --> 00:06:45,333 - This is still my room? - Go. 103 00:06:45,493 --> 00:06:47,293 - My room is way bigger than... - There. 104 00:06:47,453 --> 00:06:49,173 I found the case. I found the case. 105 00:06:50,003 --> 00:06:51,633 "A minor upgrade"? 106 00:06:51,793 --> 00:06:53,263 Whoa. 107 00:06:53,423 --> 00:06:55,053 Oh, my God. 108 00:06:55,213 --> 00:06:56,433 - Put it on. - What the...? 109 00:06:56,593 --> 00:06:58,513 This is the coolest thing I've ever seen... 110 00:06:58,673 --> 00:07:01,023 - Let's go. - But, yeah. Well, I don't understand. 111 00:07:01,183 --> 00:07:03,553 Is it for me? Happy. Happy, wait. 112 00:07:04,553 --> 00:07:06,603 This is insane. Insane. 113 00:07:06,773 --> 00:07:08,893 Look at this thing. Look. Look at the eyes. 114 00:07:09,063 --> 00:07:11,363 - This is the greatest day of my life. Okay. - Let's go. 115 00:07:11,523 --> 00:07:13,873 Okay, there's Captain America, Iron Man... 116 00:07:13,903 --> 00:07:15,653 Black Widow. Whoa, who's that new guy? 117 00:07:15,823 --> 00:07:18,663 - Underoos! - Oh, that's me. I gotta go. I gotta go. 118 00:07:20,493 --> 00:07:21,923 Hey, everyone. 119 00:07:23,323 --> 00:07:24,873 The craziest thing just happened. 120 00:07:25,033 --> 00:07:28,713 I just had a fight with Captain America. I stole his shield. I threw it at him... 121 00:07:28,873 --> 00:07:31,173 What the hell? He's big now. I gotta go. Hang on. 122 00:07:34,463 --> 00:07:37,553 It was the most amazing thing! Mr. Stark was like, "Hey, Underoos!" 123 00:07:37,713 --> 00:07:40,833 I flipped in and stole Cap's shield. I was like, "What's up, everybody?" And... 124 00:07:42,263 --> 00:07:44,893 Hey, just a second! Coming! 125 00:07:45,723 --> 00:07:47,313 Hey. 126 00:07:47,643 --> 00:07:49,273 We have thin walls here. 127 00:07:50,813 --> 00:07:53,233 What are you doing, a little video diary? 128 00:07:53,983 --> 00:07:55,203 - Yeah. - It's all right. 129 00:07:55,363 --> 00:07:57,043 - I'd do the same thing. - I told him not to. 130 00:07:57,073 --> 00:07:59,243 - He was filming. I'm gonna wipe the chip. - Okay. 131 00:07:59,403 --> 00:08:00,453 Hey. You know what? 132 00:08:00,613 --> 00:08:03,963 We should make an alibi video for your aunt anyway. You ready? 133 00:08:04,113 --> 00:08:06,543 - An alibi? Sure. Okay. - We rolling? Get in the frame. 134 00:08:06,703 --> 00:08:09,543 Hey, May. How you doing? What are you wearing? Something skimpy, I hope. 135 00:08:09,663 --> 00:08:11,043 Ha-ha-ha. 136 00:08:11,203 --> 00:08:13,003 Peter, that's inappropriate. Let's start over. 137 00:08:13,083 --> 00:08:14,133 - You can edit it. - Mm-hm. 138 00:08:14,293 --> 00:08:16,213 - Three, two, one. Hey, May. - Ha-ha-ha. 139 00:08:16,383 --> 00:08:21,883 My gosh, uh, I wanted to tell you what an incredible job your nephew did... 140 00:08:22,053 --> 00:08:25,933 this weekend at the Stark internship retreat. 141 00:08:26,093 --> 00:08:27,103 Everyone was impressed. 142 00:08:28,433 --> 00:08:30,163 Come on! It's a freaking merge. I'm sorry. 143 00:08:30,183 --> 00:08:31,873 This is because you're not on Queens Boulevard. 144 00:08:31,893 --> 00:08:34,903 See, Happy is hoping to get bumped up to asset management. 145 00:08:35,063 --> 00:08:37,693 He was forehead of security, before that he was a driver. 146 00:08:37,863 --> 00:08:39,823 That was a private conversation. 147 00:08:39,983 --> 00:08:42,463 I don't like joking about this. It was hard to talk about that. 148 00:08:42,533 --> 00:08:43,923 No, seriously, was he snoring a bunch? 149 00:08:43,953 --> 00:08:45,953 Here we are. End of the line. Whoops. 150 00:08:48,123 --> 00:08:49,583 Can you give us a moment? 151 00:08:49,743 --> 00:08:52,143 - Want me to leave? - Grab Peter's case out of the trunk. 152 00:08:53,623 --> 00:08:55,173 I can keep the suit? 153 00:08:55,333 --> 00:08:57,433 Yes, we were just talking about it. 154 00:08:58,793 --> 00:09:01,593 Do me a favor, though. Happy's kind of your point guy on this. 155 00:09:01,763 --> 00:09:02,763 Don't stress him out. 156 00:09:02,923 --> 00:09:04,923 Don't do anything stupid. I've seen his cardiogram. 157 00:09:06,183 --> 00:09:07,773 - All right? - Yes. 158 00:09:07,933 --> 00:09:11,313 Don't do anything I would do, and don't do anything I wouldn't do. 159 00:09:11,473 --> 00:09:14,443 There's a little gray area in there. That's where you operate. 160 00:09:14,603 --> 00:09:16,323 - Wait, does that mean I'm an Avenger? - No. 161 00:09:17,523 --> 00:09:18,993 - This it? - Seventh floor. 162 00:09:19,153 --> 00:09:21,573 - I can take that. You don't have to. - You'll take it? 163 00:09:21,733 --> 00:09:24,113 - Yeah, I can take that. - Thank you. 164 00:09:25,203 --> 00:09:28,073 So when's our next, uh...? When's our next "retreat," you know? 165 00:09:28,243 --> 00:09:30,873 - What, next mission? - Yeah, the mission. The missions. 166 00:09:31,033 --> 00:09:32,883 - We'll call you. - Do you have my numbers? 167 00:09:33,043 --> 00:09:34,253 No, I mean, we'll call you. 168 00:09:34,703 --> 00:09:36,583 - Like, someone will call you. All right? - Oh. 169 00:09:36,753 --> 00:09:39,003 - From your team. - Okay. All right. 170 00:09:39,173 --> 00:09:43,013 It's not a hug. I'm just grabbing the door for you. We're not there yet. 171 00:09:45,263 --> 00:09:46,723 Bye. 172 00:09:51,723 --> 00:09:53,643 They're gonna call me. 173 00:10:43,483 --> 00:10:44,733 What's up, Penis Parker? 174 00:10:48,283 --> 00:10:50,453 Rise and shine, Midtown Science and Technology. 175 00:10:50,613 --> 00:10:52,583 Don't forget about your homecoming tickets. 176 00:10:52,743 --> 00:10:54,373 Do you have a date for homecoming? 177 00:10:54,533 --> 00:10:56,663 Thanks, Jason, but I already have a date. 178 00:10:56,833 --> 00:10:58,803 - Okay. - Yeah. 179 00:11:00,333 --> 00:11:02,053 Morning. 180 00:11:04,963 --> 00:11:08,563 Ahh, damn it. You, in my office right now. 181 00:11:24,063 --> 00:11:25,493 Hi! 182 00:11:27,783 --> 00:11:29,633 Join me, and together... 183 00:11:29,653 --> 00:11:31,953 we'll build my new LEGO Death Star. 184 00:11:32,663 --> 00:11:34,873 - What? - So lame. 185 00:11:35,033 --> 00:11:36,633 That's awesome. How many pieces? 186 00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:38,763 Three thousand eight hundred and three. 187 00:11:38,793 --> 00:11:42,043 - That's insane. - I know. You want to build it tonight? 188 00:11:42,213 --> 00:11:43,893 No, I can't tonight. I've got the Stark... 189 00:11:43,923 --> 00:11:45,973 - Mm-hm. Stark internship. - Yeah, exactly. 190 00:11:46,133 --> 00:11:47,383 Always got that internship. 191 00:11:47,553 --> 00:11:50,473 Yeah, well, hopefully, soon it'll lead to a real job with them. 192 00:11:50,633 --> 00:11:52,133 - That would be so sweet. - Right? 193 00:11:52,303 --> 00:11:54,683 He'd be all, "Good job on those spreadsheets, Peter. 194 00:11:54,843 --> 00:11:56,523 Here's a gold coin." 195 00:11:56,853 --> 00:11:59,253 - I don't know how jobs work. - That's exactly how they work. 196 00:11:59,313 --> 00:12:00,853 Oh, heh. 197 00:12:01,023 --> 00:12:03,073 I'll knock out the bones of the Death Star. 198 00:12:03,233 --> 00:12:07,153 I'll come by afterwards. For the most part, the difficult thing is the base of it. 199 00:12:08,483 --> 00:12:10,783 The top half we can knock out in two hours, tops. 200 00:12:12,573 --> 00:12:13,793 That'd be great. 201 00:12:13,953 --> 00:12:15,323 I'm gonna be late. 202 00:12:15,493 --> 00:12:17,833 Okay, so how do we calculate linear acceleration... 203 00:12:17,993 --> 00:12:21,093 between points A and B? 204 00:12:21,253 --> 00:12:22,293 Flash. 205 00:12:22,463 --> 00:12:25,503 It's the product of sine of the angle and gravity divided by mass. 206 00:12:25,673 --> 00:12:28,973 Nope. Peter. You still with us? 207 00:12:29,753 --> 00:12:31,973 Uh, uh, yeah, yeah. 208 00:12:32,133 --> 00:12:33,633 Uh... 209 00:12:34,133 --> 00:12:36,893 Mass cancels out, so it's just gravity times sine. 210 00:12:37,053 --> 00:12:41,233 Right. See, Flash, being the fastest isn't always the best if you are wrong. 211 00:12:41,393 --> 00:12:42,733 You're dead. 212 00:12:46,653 --> 00:12:50,453 Today we're talking about Danish physicist Niels Bohr... 213 00:12:50,613 --> 00:12:53,243 but trust me, there's nothing Bohr-ing... 214 00:12:54,203 --> 00:12:56,703 about his discoveries regarding quantum theory. 215 00:13:07,383 --> 00:13:08,723 Did Liz get a new top? 216 00:13:08,883 --> 00:13:12,633 No. We've seen that before, but never with that skirt. 217 00:13:12,803 --> 00:13:15,643 - Liz, hey. That looks so good. - Hi! 218 00:13:15,803 --> 00:13:18,433 We should probably stop staring before it gets creepy. 219 00:13:18,593 --> 00:13:19,853 Too late. 220 00:13:20,263 --> 00:13:21,693 You guys are losers. 221 00:13:22,433 --> 00:13:24,063 Well, then why do you sit with us? 222 00:13:24,233 --> 00:13:25,773 Because I don't have any friends. 223 00:13:27,853 --> 00:13:29,783 Next question. 224 00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:32,443 What is the heaviest naturally-occurring element? 225 00:13:33,533 --> 00:13:34,703 Hydrogen's the lightest. 226 00:13:34,863 --> 00:13:36,333 That's not the question. Okay. 227 00:13:36,493 --> 00:13:37,703 - Yeah. - Uranium. 228 00:13:38,493 --> 00:13:39,963 Correct. Thank you, Abraham. 229 00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:42,163 - Yes. - Please open your books to page 10. 230 00:13:42,333 --> 00:13:44,553 Peter, it's nationals. 231 00:13:44,703 --> 00:13:46,923 Is there no way you could take one weekend off? 232 00:13:47,083 --> 00:13:51,053 I can't go to Washington. If Mr. Stark needs me, I have to make sure I'm here. 233 00:13:51,213 --> 00:13:53,593 You've never been in the same room as Tony Stark. 234 00:13:53,763 --> 00:13:55,013 Wait. What's happening? 235 00:13:55,173 --> 00:13:57,143 - Peter's not going to Washington. - No. 236 00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:59,473 - No, no, no. - Why not? 237 00:13:59,643 --> 00:14:01,353 Really? Right before nationals? 238 00:14:01,513 --> 00:14:03,733 He already quit marching band and robotics lab. 239 00:14:05,433 --> 00:14:07,613 I'm not obsessed with him. Just very observant. 240 00:14:07,983 --> 00:14:10,033 Flash, you're in for Peter. 241 00:14:10,193 --> 00:14:12,323 I don't know. I gotta check my calendar first. 242 00:14:12,483 --> 00:14:14,703 I got a hot date with Black Widow coming up. 243 00:14:15,493 --> 00:14:16,663 That is false. 244 00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:20,203 What'd I tell you about using the bell for comedic purposes? 245 00:14:36,463 --> 00:14:38,593 - Hey, what's up? - Hey, man. 246 00:14:40,593 --> 00:14:41,893 What's up, Mr. Delmar? 247 00:14:42,053 --> 00:14:43,603 Hey, Mr. Parker. 248 00:14:43,763 --> 00:14:44,983 Number five, right? 249 00:14:45,143 --> 00:14:48,643 Yeah, um, and with pickles, and can you smush it down real flat? Thanks. 250 00:14:48,813 --> 00:14:50,283 You got it, boss. 251 00:14:50,443 --> 00:14:51,983 How's your aunt? 252 00:14:52,403 --> 00:14:53,653 Yeah, she's all right. 253 00:14:54,483 --> 00:14:57,363 She's a very hot Italian woman. 254 00:14:58,073 --> 00:14:59,573 How's your daughter? 255 00:15:02,373 --> 00:15:04,343 - Ten dollars. - It's 5 dollars. 256 00:15:04,373 --> 00:15:08,093 - For that comment, 10 dollars. - Hey, come on. I'm joking. I'm joking. 257 00:15:08,913 --> 00:15:10,593 Here's 5 dollars. 258 00:15:11,423 --> 00:15:12,633 What's up, Murph? 259 00:15:13,963 --> 00:15:15,383 How you doing, buddy? 260 00:15:16,843 --> 00:15:18,643 So how's school? 261 00:15:18,803 --> 00:15:20,773 Ah, it's boring. Got better things to do. 262 00:15:20,933 --> 00:15:24,183 Stay in school, kid. Otherwise, you're gonna end up like me. 263 00:15:24,803 --> 00:15:27,903 - This is great. - Best sandwiches in Queens. 264 00:15:57,173 --> 00:15:58,173 Unh! 265 00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:33,673 ♪ Hey, ho, let's go ♪ 266 00:16:33,833 --> 00:16:36,553 ♪ Hey, ho, let's go ♪ 267 00:16:36,883 --> 00:16:38,593 Ahh, finally. 268 00:16:43,423 --> 00:16:46,103 - What's the matter with you? - Could you hold this? 269 00:16:46,263 --> 00:16:48,233 - Thanks. - Aah! 270 00:16:48,393 --> 00:16:51,943 Hey, is this anybody's bike? No? 271 00:16:52,103 --> 00:16:54,523 - Hey, buddy, is this your bike? - I have no change. 272 00:16:54,693 --> 00:16:56,333 Does anyone have a pen? Do you have a pen? 273 00:16:57,983 --> 00:17:00,573 ♪ Pulsating to the back beat ♪ 274 00:17:00,733 --> 00:17:02,453 Whoo! Everybody good? 275 00:17:03,533 --> 00:17:06,203 ♪ Hey, ho, let's go ♪ 276 00:17:06,363 --> 00:17:08,213 ♪ Shoot 'em in the back now ♪ 277 00:17:08,623 --> 00:17:09,793 Hey! 278 00:17:10,373 --> 00:17:12,753 You're that spider guy on YouTube, right? 279 00:17:12,913 --> 00:17:13,963 Call me Spider-Man. 280 00:17:14,123 --> 00:17:16,623 Okay, Spider-Man. Do a flip. 281 00:17:17,753 --> 00:17:20,343 - Yeah! - Not bad. 282 00:17:25,263 --> 00:17:27,603 ♪ They're piling in the back seat ♪ 283 00:17:27,763 --> 00:17:29,683 ♪ They're generating steam heat ♪ 284 00:17:30,603 --> 00:17:32,393 ♪ Pulsating to the backbeat ♪ 285 00:17:32,973 --> 00:17:35,023 - Hey, buddy. - Unh! 286 00:17:36,393 --> 00:17:38,543 - Shouldn't steal cars, it's bad. - It's my car, dumb-ass! 287 00:17:38,563 --> 00:17:40,283 Hey! Shut that off! 288 00:17:40,443 --> 00:17:42,493 - Can you tell him it's my car? - I was... 289 00:17:42,653 --> 00:17:45,203 - I work at nights. Come on. - That's not your car! 290 00:17:45,363 --> 00:17:47,493 - That's his car. - How was I supposed to know? 291 00:17:47,663 --> 00:17:50,183 - He was putting that in the window! - Every day with these alarms! 292 00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:53,043 - Shut it off! - Don't make me come down there, punk. 293 00:17:53,203 --> 00:17:55,883 Hey, Gary. How you doing? 294 00:17:56,043 --> 00:17:57,923 Marjorie, how are you? How's your mother? 295 00:17:58,083 --> 00:18:00,263 ♪ Hey, ho, let's go ♪ 296 00:18:00,423 --> 00:18:02,923 ♪ Hey, ho, let's go ♪♪ 297 00:18:04,713 --> 00:18:06,763 I'm good, I'm good. 298 00:18:07,223 --> 00:18:09,533 You have reached the voice-mail box of: 299 00:18:09,553 --> 00:18:11,023 Happy Hogan. 300 00:18:11,183 --> 00:18:13,403 Hey, Happy. Here's my report for tonight. 301 00:18:13,563 --> 00:18:15,063 I stopped a grand theft bicycle. 302 00:18:15,223 --> 00:18:18,733 Couldn't find the owner, so I just left a note, um... 303 00:18:18,943 --> 00:18:21,233 I helped this lost, old Dominican lady. 304 00:18:21,403 --> 00:18:24,283 She was really nice and bought me a churro. 305 00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:27,623 I just, um, feel like I could be doing more. 306 00:18:27,783 --> 00:18:31,003 You know? Just curious when the next real mission's gonna be. 307 00:18:31,783 --> 00:18:33,463 So, yeah, just call me back. 308 00:18:33,623 --> 00:18:36,373 It's Peter. Parker. 309 00:18:40,923 --> 00:18:43,763 Why would I tell him about the churro? 310 00:18:47,423 --> 00:18:49,023 Hey, hey. Aah. 311 00:18:53,103 --> 00:18:54,853 Okay. 312 00:18:56,353 --> 00:18:59,103 - Can't wait to see this thing. - Finally, something good. 313 00:19:02,483 --> 00:19:04,863 Yo, this high-tech stuff makes it too easy. 314 00:19:05,023 --> 00:19:07,873 - Told you it was worth it. - Okay, go, go, go. 315 00:19:12,113 --> 00:19:13,743 Oh, nice. 316 00:19:13,913 --> 00:19:16,463 We can hit, like, five more places tonight. 317 00:19:28,053 --> 00:19:30,523 What's up, guys? You forget your PIN number? 318 00:19:30,683 --> 00:19:31,933 Whoa, you're the Avengers. 319 00:19:32,513 --> 00:19:34,013 What are you guys doing here? 320 00:19:36,473 --> 00:19:38,773 Thor. Hulk. Good to finally meet you guys. 321 00:19:38,973 --> 00:19:40,023 Unh! 322 00:19:40,183 --> 00:19:42,443 I thought you'd be more handsome in person. Iron Man. 323 00:19:42,603 --> 00:19:45,533 Hey, what are you doing robbing a bank? You're a billionaire. 324 00:19:48,193 --> 00:19:49,363 Hey... 325 00:19:49,533 --> 00:19:51,533 Oh, this feels so weird. 326 00:19:54,163 --> 00:19:55,623 What is that thing? 327 00:19:55,783 --> 00:20:00,043 I'm starting to think you're not the Avengers. 328 00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:05,893 911. What's your emergency? 329 00:20:05,923 --> 00:20:10,523 Uh, Spider-Man is fighting the Avengers in a bank on 21st Street. 330 00:20:10,673 --> 00:20:12,523 Let's wrap this up. It's a school night. 331 00:20:15,513 --> 00:20:16,763 Aah! 332 00:20:16,933 --> 00:20:19,063 So how do jerks like you get tech like this? 333 00:20:21,273 --> 00:20:23,023 No. Wait, wait, wait! 334 00:20:27,613 --> 00:20:28,953 Mr. Delmar. 335 00:20:30,613 --> 00:20:33,863 Hey, Mr. Delmar, you in here? Is anybody in here? Hello? 336 00:20:42,963 --> 00:20:44,883 Oh, come on. 337 00:20:46,713 --> 00:20:47,763 I gotta... 338 00:20:49,173 --> 00:20:50,893 - Here, here. - Good, yeah. 339 00:20:52,843 --> 00:20:54,393 Okay. Good. Yes. 340 00:20:54,553 --> 00:20:55,933 Yes... No. No, put that down. 341 00:20:56,093 --> 00:20:57,443 That's worth more than you or me. 342 00:20:58,853 --> 00:21:00,853 - Yeah? - The craziest thing just happened. 343 00:21:01,023 --> 00:21:02,483 These guys were robbing an ATM... 344 00:21:02,643 --> 00:21:05,003 - with high-tech weapons... - Take a breath. I don't have time... 345 00:21:05,023 --> 00:21:06,903 - for ATM robberies... - Yeah, but... 346 00:21:07,063 --> 00:21:10,323 or the notes you leave. I have moving day to worry about. 347 00:21:10,483 --> 00:21:12,203 Everything's gotta be out next week. 348 00:21:12,613 --> 00:21:15,993 - Wait. You're moving? Who's moving? - Yeah, don't you watch the news? 349 00:21:16,163 --> 00:21:19,463 Tony sold Avengers Tower. We're relocating to a new facility upstate... 350 00:21:19,623 --> 00:21:22,843 - where hopefully cell service is worse. - But what about me? 351 00:21:23,203 --> 00:21:24,753 - What about you? - Unh! 352 00:21:24,913 --> 00:21:27,963 Well, what if Mr. Stark needs me or something big goes down? 353 00:21:28,463 --> 00:21:31,593 - Can I please talk to Mr. Stark? - Stay away from anything dangerous. 354 00:21:31,753 --> 00:21:34,513 I'm responsible for making sure you're responsible, okay? 355 00:21:36,473 --> 00:21:38,893 I am responsible. I... Oh, crap. 356 00:21:39,053 --> 00:21:41,483 - My backpack's gone. - That doesn't sound responsible. 357 00:21:41,643 --> 00:21:44,643 - I'll call you back. - Feel free not to. 358 00:22:44,913 --> 00:22:46,793 What was that? 359 00:22:46,953 --> 00:22:49,333 Uh, it's nothing. Nothing. 360 00:22:49,503 --> 00:22:51,223 You're the Spider-Man. 361 00:22:51,383 --> 00:22:54,223 - From YouTube. - I'm not. I'm not. 362 00:22:54,383 --> 00:22:56,823 - You were on the ceiling. - No. What are you doing in my room? 363 00:22:56,843 --> 00:22:58,843 May let me in. We were gonna finish the Death Star. 364 00:22:58,923 --> 00:23:01,143 You can't just bust into my room! 365 00:23:01,303 --> 00:23:04,023 Ha-ha. That turkey meatloaf recipe is a disaster. 366 00:23:04,183 --> 00:23:06,813 Let's go to dinner. Thai? Ned, you want Thai? 367 00:23:06,973 --> 00:23:08,233 - Yes. - No. He's got a thing. 368 00:23:08,393 --> 00:23:10,993 A thing to do after. 369 00:23:11,353 --> 00:23:13,033 Okay. 370 00:23:13,943 --> 00:23:15,863 Maybe put on some clothes. 371 00:23:17,363 --> 00:23:19,363 - Oh, she doesn't know? - Nobody knows. 372 00:23:19,533 --> 00:23:21,783 Mr. Stark knows because he made my suit. That's it. 373 00:23:21,953 --> 00:23:25,173 Tony Stark made you that? Are you an Avenger? 374 00:23:26,583 --> 00:23:27,923 Yeah, basically. 375 00:23:28,123 --> 00:23:29,343 Whoa... 376 00:23:29,503 --> 00:23:32,383 You can't tell anybody about this. You gotta keep it a secret. 377 00:23:32,543 --> 00:23:34,523 - Secret? Why? - You know what she's like. 378 00:23:34,543 --> 00:23:37,623 If she finds out people try and kill me every night, she won't let me do this. 379 00:23:37,713 --> 00:23:38,933 Come on, Ned, please. 380 00:23:39,093 --> 00:23:40,813 Okay, okay. okay. 381 00:23:40,973 --> 00:23:43,693 I'll level with you. I can't keep this a secret. 382 00:23:43,843 --> 00:23:45,743 It's the greatest thing that's ever happened to me. 383 00:23:45,763 --> 00:23:48,443 Ned, May cannot know. I cannot do that to her right now. 384 00:23:48,603 --> 00:23:52,353 You know? I mean, everything that's happened with her, I... Please. 385 00:23:54,733 --> 00:23:57,403 - Okay. - Just swear it, okay? 386 00:23:57,863 --> 00:23:58,913 I swear. 387 00:23:59,073 --> 00:24:01,123 - Thank you. - Yeah. 388 00:24:01,283 --> 00:24:03,203 I can't believe this is happening now. 389 00:24:03,363 --> 00:24:04,623 - Can I try the suit on? - No. 390 00:24:04,783 --> 00:24:06,763 How's it work? Magnets? How do you shoot the strings? 391 00:24:06,783 --> 00:24:09,003 - I'm gonna tell you at school tomorrow. - Great. 392 00:24:09,163 --> 00:24:11,133 Okay, well, wait, then. 393 00:24:11,293 --> 00:24:14,793 How do you do this and the Stark internship? 394 00:24:15,753 --> 00:24:18,053 This is the Stark internship. 395 00:24:18,253 --> 00:24:21,263 - Oh. - Just get out of here. 396 00:24:24,133 --> 00:24:25,483 What's the matter? 397 00:24:26,053 --> 00:24:27,563 Thought you loved larb. 398 00:24:28,223 --> 00:24:29,903 It's too larby? 399 00:24:30,063 --> 00:24:32,783 Not larby enough. 400 00:24:32,943 --> 00:24:37,533 How many times do I have to say "larb" before you talk to me? 401 00:24:37,693 --> 00:24:39,863 You know I larb you. 402 00:24:40,033 --> 00:24:43,073 I'm just stressed. The internship, and I'm tired. 403 00:24:43,243 --> 00:24:44,283 A lot of work. 404 00:24:44,453 --> 00:24:46,703 The Stark internship. 405 00:24:46,873 --> 00:24:50,503 I have to tell you, not a fan of that Tony Stark. 406 00:24:51,453 --> 00:24:54,923 You're distracted all the time. He's got you in your head. 407 00:24:55,083 --> 00:24:56,853 Delmar's Sandwiches was destroyed... 408 00:24:56,883 --> 00:24:58,173 What does he have you doing? 409 00:24:58,343 --> 00:25:00,063 - in an explosion... - You need to use your instincts. 410 00:25:00,093 --> 00:25:03,223 after an ATM robbery was thwarted by Queens' own crime stopper... 411 00:25:03,383 --> 00:25:04,473 What? 412 00:25:04,633 --> 00:25:06,183 the Spider-Man. 413 00:25:06,343 --> 00:25:08,693 As the Spider-Man attempted to foil their heist... 414 00:25:08,853 --> 00:25:12,523 a powerful blast was set off, slicing through the bodega across the street. 415 00:25:12,683 --> 00:25:14,733 Miraculously, no one was harmed. 416 00:25:14,893 --> 00:25:18,993 If you spot something like that happening, you turn and you run the other way. 417 00:25:19,153 --> 00:25:20,903 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. 418 00:25:21,073 --> 00:25:22,363 Six blocks away from us. 419 00:25:22,533 --> 00:25:24,533 I, uh, need a new backpack. 420 00:25:25,903 --> 00:25:28,163 - What? - I need a new backpack. 421 00:25:28,623 --> 00:25:29,833 That's five. 422 00:25:31,043 --> 00:25:33,383 - Sticky rice pudding. - We didn't order that. 423 00:25:33,543 --> 00:25:35,383 It's on the house. 424 00:25:35,583 --> 00:25:37,423 Oh, thanks. 425 00:25:39,133 --> 00:25:41,473 That's nice of him. 426 00:25:41,633 --> 00:25:44,513 I think he larbs you, heh. 427 00:25:45,763 --> 00:25:47,353 You got bit by a spider? 428 00:25:47,513 --> 00:25:48,983 Can it bite me? 429 00:25:49,143 --> 00:25:50,983 Well, it probably would've hurt, right? 430 00:25:51,143 --> 00:25:53,443 Whatever. Even if it did hurt, I'd let it bite me. 431 00:25:53,603 --> 00:25:55,193 Maybe. How much did it hurt? 432 00:25:55,353 --> 00:25:57,573 The spider's dead, Ned. 433 00:26:00,773 --> 00:26:02,283 Whoa. 434 00:26:06,033 --> 00:26:07,913 You were here? 435 00:26:08,533 --> 00:26:10,033 Yeah. 436 00:26:10,823 --> 00:26:12,833 You could've died. 437 00:26:15,663 --> 00:26:17,923 - Do you lay eggs? - What? 438 00:26:18,083 --> 00:26:19,083 No. Ha-ha. 439 00:26:21,503 --> 00:26:24,303 - Can you spit venom? - No. 440 00:26:24,463 --> 00:26:26,763 Can you summon an army of spiders? 441 00:26:26,923 --> 00:26:28,023 No, Ned. 442 00:26:28,183 --> 00:26:31,103 The Sokovia Accords were put into place... 443 00:26:31,263 --> 00:26:33,563 How far can you shoot your webs? 444 00:26:33,723 --> 00:26:35,083 It's unknown. Shut up. 445 00:26:35,103 --> 00:26:36,353 to begin regulating... 446 00:26:36,523 --> 00:26:38,863 If I was you, I would stand on a building... 447 00:26:39,023 --> 00:26:42,403 - and just shoot it as far as I could... - Shut up, Ned. 448 00:26:42,563 --> 00:26:46,443 Hi. I'm Captain America. Whether you're in the classroom or on the battlefield... 449 00:26:46,613 --> 00:26:48,283 - Do you know him too? - Yeah, we met. 450 00:26:48,453 --> 00:26:50,053 fitness can be the difference between success or failure. 451 00:26:50,073 --> 00:26:52,173 - I stole his shield. - What? 452 00:26:52,323 --> 00:26:54,373 Today, my good friend, your gym teacher... 453 00:26:54,543 --> 00:26:57,163 will conduct the Captain America Fitness Challenge. 454 00:26:57,333 --> 00:26:58,423 Thank you, Captain. 455 00:26:58,583 --> 00:27:01,633 Pretty sure he's a war criminal, but I have to show these videos. 456 00:27:01,793 --> 00:27:04,013 It's required by the state. Let's do it. 457 00:27:04,173 --> 00:27:05,813 - Do Avengers have to pay taxes? - Shh! 458 00:27:05,843 --> 00:27:07,523 - What does Hulk smell like? - Shh! 459 00:27:07,633 --> 00:27:09,753 - I bet he smells nice. - You have to shut up. 460 00:27:09,803 --> 00:27:12,523 Is Captain America cool, or is he like a mean, old grandpa? 461 00:27:12,683 --> 00:27:14,603 Ned, just, shh, okay? 462 00:27:14,763 --> 00:27:18,273 - Hey, can I be your guy in the chair? - What? 463 00:27:18,433 --> 00:27:20,983 Yeah. You know how there's a guy with a headset... 464 00:27:21,153 --> 00:27:22,993 telling the other guy where to go? 465 00:27:23,153 --> 00:27:25,993 If you're in a burning building, I could tell you where to go. 466 00:27:26,153 --> 00:27:28,743 There'd be screens around me, and I could swivel around. 467 00:27:28,903 --> 00:27:32,003 - I could be your guy in the chair. - I don't need a guy in the chair. 468 00:27:32,163 --> 00:27:33,833 Looking good, Parker. 469 00:27:35,743 --> 00:27:39,503 Now, see, for me, it would be F Thor... 470 00:27:39,663 --> 00:27:41,543 marry Iron Man and kill Hulk. 471 00:27:41,713 --> 00:27:43,553 Well, what about the Spider-Man? 472 00:27:43,713 --> 00:27:44,933 It's just "Spider-Man." 473 00:27:45,093 --> 00:27:48,313 Did you see the bank security cam on YouTube? He fought off four guys. 474 00:27:48,463 --> 00:27:50,313 Oh, my God, she's crushing on Spider-Man. 475 00:27:50,473 --> 00:27:51,563 No way. 476 00:27:51,723 --> 00:27:53,773 - Kind of. - Oh, gross. 477 00:27:55,013 --> 00:27:56,993 - He's probably 30. - You don't know what he looks like. 478 00:27:57,013 --> 00:27:58,983 Like, what if he's seriously burned? 479 00:27:59,143 --> 00:28:01,863 I wouldn't care. I'd love him for the person he is inside. 480 00:28:02,023 --> 00:28:03,903 Peter knows Spider-Man. 481 00:28:06,693 --> 00:28:08,863 No, I don't. No. I... I mean... 482 00:28:10,193 --> 00:28:11,373 They're friends. 483 00:28:11,533 --> 00:28:14,503 Yeah, like Coach Wilson and Captain America are friends. Heh. 484 00:28:15,033 --> 00:28:17,383 I've met him, yeah. A couple times. 485 00:28:17,873 --> 00:28:18,923 But it's, um... 486 00:28:19,793 --> 00:28:22,963 through the Stark internship. Mm-hm. 487 00:28:23,173 --> 00:28:25,593 Yeah, well, I'm not really supposed to talk about it. 488 00:28:25,753 --> 00:28:27,633 Well, that's awesome. Hey, you know what? 489 00:28:27,793 --> 00:28:30,473 Maybe you should invite him to Liz's party. Right? 490 00:28:30,633 --> 00:28:33,933 Yeah, I'm having people over tonight. You're more than welcome to come. 491 00:28:34,093 --> 00:28:36,523 - Having a party? - Yeah, it's gonna be dope. 492 00:28:36,683 --> 00:28:38,913 You should totally invite your personal friend Spider-Man. 493 00:28:38,933 --> 00:28:41,183 - Um... - It's okay. 494 00:28:41,353 --> 00:28:44,073 I know Peter's way too busy for parties anyway, so... 495 00:28:44,233 --> 00:28:46,073 Come on. He'll be there. Right, Parker? 496 00:28:52,743 --> 00:28:53,913 What are you doing? 497 00:28:54,073 --> 00:28:55,573 Helping you out. 498 00:28:55,743 --> 00:28:57,333 Did you not hear her? 499 00:28:57,493 --> 00:28:59,963 Liz has a crush on you. 500 00:29:02,833 --> 00:29:04,463 Dude, you're an Avenger. 501 00:29:04,623 --> 00:29:08,503 If any one of us has a chance with a senior girl, it's you. 502 00:29:12,343 --> 00:29:14,313 House party in the suburbs. 503 00:29:14,473 --> 00:29:17,853 Oh, I remember these. Kind of jealous. 504 00:29:18,013 --> 00:29:20,643 - It'll be a night to remember. - Oh, ha-ha-ha. 505 00:29:20,813 --> 00:29:23,533 Ned, some hats wear men. You wear that hat. 506 00:29:23,683 --> 00:29:25,653 - Yeah, it gives me confidence. - Heh. 507 00:29:25,813 --> 00:29:27,033 This is a mistake. 508 00:29:27,193 --> 00:29:28,443 Hey, let's just go home. 509 00:29:28,613 --> 00:29:30,073 Oh, Peter. 510 00:29:30,233 --> 00:29:32,993 I know. I know it's really hard... 511 00:29:33,153 --> 00:29:36,413 trying to fit in with all the changes your body's going through. 512 00:29:36,573 --> 00:29:37,623 It's flowering now. 513 00:29:37,823 --> 00:29:39,203 Uh-huh. Heh, heh. 514 00:29:39,873 --> 00:29:41,873 He's so stressed out lately. 515 00:29:42,043 --> 00:29:43,633 What helps with stress is a party. 516 00:29:43,793 --> 00:29:46,673 - We should go to the party. - Yeah, let's do it. I'm gonna go. 517 00:29:48,253 --> 00:29:49,723 Peter. 518 00:29:50,423 --> 00:29:52,643 - Have fun, okay? Okay. - I will. 519 00:29:52,803 --> 00:29:53,803 Bye, May. 520 00:29:55,763 --> 00:29:56,763 Come dance with me! 521 00:29:56,933 --> 00:29:58,773 Dude, you have the suit, right? 522 00:29:58,933 --> 00:30:01,183 - Yeah. - This is gonna change our lives. 523 00:30:06,103 --> 00:30:08,023 - Annie, over here! - Hey. 524 00:30:08,193 --> 00:30:09,363 Hey. 525 00:30:12,983 --> 00:30:15,113 DJ Flash. 526 00:30:15,283 --> 00:30:17,503 Okay. We're gonna have Spider-Man swing in... 527 00:30:17,653 --> 00:30:21,633 say you guys are tight, and I get a fist bump or one of those half bro-hugs. 528 00:30:21,783 --> 00:30:23,913 Can't believe you're at this lame party. 529 00:30:24,083 --> 00:30:25,293 But you're here too. 530 00:30:26,463 --> 00:30:28,003 Am I? 531 00:30:30,503 --> 00:30:33,753 Oh, my gosh. Hey, guys. Cool hat, Ned. 532 00:30:33,923 --> 00:30:35,673 - Hi, Liz. - Hi, Liz. 533 00:30:35,843 --> 00:30:37,723 I'm so happy you guys came. 534 00:30:37,883 --> 00:30:40,393 There's pizza and drinks. Help yourself. 535 00:30:41,393 --> 00:30:43,863 - What a great party. - Thanks. 536 00:30:46,523 --> 00:30:47,773 Oh, I... 537 00:30:47,933 --> 00:30:50,613 My parents will kill me if anything's broken. I gotta... 538 00:30:50,773 --> 00:30:52,243 - Yeah. - Have fun. 539 00:30:52,403 --> 00:30:54,373 - Bye. - Bye. 540 00:30:54,523 --> 00:30:56,533 Dude, what are you doing? 541 00:30:56,693 --> 00:30:58,793 She's here. Spider it up. 542 00:30:58,953 --> 00:31:01,573 No, no, no. I can't... I cannot do this. 543 00:31:01,743 --> 00:31:03,993 Spider-Man is not a party trick, okay? 544 00:31:04,163 --> 00:31:06,833 Look, I'm just gonna be myself. 545 00:31:07,583 --> 00:31:09,303 Peter, no one wants that. 546 00:31:09,663 --> 00:31:11,263 Dude. 547 00:31:11,673 --> 00:31:14,553 Penis Parker, what's up? 548 00:31:15,053 --> 00:31:16,553 So where's your pal Spider-Man? 549 00:31:16,713 --> 00:31:19,263 Let me guess: In Canada with your imaginary girlfriend? 550 00:31:20,973 --> 00:31:23,973 That's not Spider-Man. That's just Ned in a red shirt. 551 00:31:32,693 --> 00:31:34,613 "Hey, what's up? I'm Spider-Man. 552 00:31:34,773 --> 00:31:37,823 Just thought I'd swing by and say hello to my buddy Peter. 553 00:31:37,983 --> 00:31:40,163 Oh, what's up, Ned? Hey, where's Peter, anyways? 554 00:31:40,323 --> 00:31:41,623 He must be around..." 555 00:31:46,703 --> 00:31:49,583 God, this is stupid. What am I doing? 556 00:31:58,673 --> 00:31:59,803 What the hell? 557 00:32:06,853 --> 00:32:09,073 Whoo! Unh! 558 00:32:21,323 --> 00:32:22,373 This sucks. 559 00:32:24,663 --> 00:32:27,663 Whoo! Ha-ha-ha. 560 00:32:27,833 --> 00:32:31,923 Now, this is crafted from a reclaimed sub-Ultron arm straight from Sokovia. 561 00:32:32,083 --> 00:32:33,383 Here. You try. 562 00:32:35,173 --> 00:32:38,343 I wanted something low-key. Why are you trying to upsell me, man? 563 00:32:38,503 --> 00:32:40,603 Okay, okay. I got what you need, all right? 564 00:32:40,763 --> 00:32:43,553 I got tons of great stuff here. One sec. 565 00:32:44,303 --> 00:32:48,773 Okay, I got, uh, black-hole grenades, Chitauri railguns... 566 00:32:48,933 --> 00:32:51,093 You letting off shots in public now? Hurry up. 567 00:32:51,183 --> 00:32:54,813 Look, times are changing. We're the only ones selling these high-tech weapons. 568 00:32:55,023 --> 00:32:58,243 Oh, this must be where the ATM robbers got their stuff. 569 00:32:58,403 --> 00:33:02,783 I need something to stick up somebody. I'm not trying to shoot them back in time. 570 00:33:02,943 --> 00:33:05,163 I got antigrav climbers. 571 00:33:05,323 --> 00:33:06,453 Yo, climbers? 572 00:33:08,913 --> 00:33:10,213 Okay, what the hell is that? 573 00:33:12,663 --> 00:33:14,383 - Did you set us up? - Hey, hey, man. 574 00:33:17,503 --> 00:33:20,723 Hey! Hey, come on. You gonna shoot at somebody, shoot at me. 575 00:33:20,883 --> 00:33:22,013 All right. 576 00:33:23,223 --> 00:33:24,223 Unh! 577 00:33:24,383 --> 00:33:25,933 Aah! Aah! 578 00:33:34,523 --> 00:33:36,653 What was that? 579 00:33:37,603 --> 00:33:39,203 Oh, no, no! Unh! 580 00:33:43,323 --> 00:33:45,163 What...? Aah! 581 00:33:47,743 --> 00:33:50,963 - We gotta call him. - No, no, no. 582 00:33:51,163 --> 00:33:52,883 Aah! Unh! 583 00:33:56,753 --> 00:33:58,063 Did you just do it again? 584 00:33:58,083 --> 00:34:00,263 - Shut up. - I'm calling him. 585 00:34:09,223 --> 00:34:10,223 Toomes' phone. 586 00:34:12,353 --> 00:34:13,893 Boss. 587 00:34:14,063 --> 00:34:16,283 Oh, my butt! Unh! 588 00:34:35,203 --> 00:34:38,053 Great. Guess I'm gonna have to take a shortcut. 589 00:34:40,793 --> 00:34:42,843 Hey, guys. Good game. Have fun. 590 00:34:43,003 --> 00:34:44,763 Hey, hey, buddy. 591 00:34:44,923 --> 00:34:47,423 Sorry, no time to play. Here, go fetch. 592 00:34:47,633 --> 00:34:51,103 Whoo! Now, this is more like it. 593 00:34:51,263 --> 00:34:52,563 Whoa! 594 00:35:00,653 --> 00:35:03,903 Whoa! Whoo! Whoo! 595 00:35:04,073 --> 00:35:05,573 Smells really good. 596 00:35:05,783 --> 00:35:08,283 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪♪ 597 00:35:09,243 --> 00:35:10,743 Great movie! 598 00:35:15,993 --> 00:35:18,253 Ugh... on, hey, guys. 599 00:35:18,413 --> 00:35:21,383 - Aah! - No! No! 600 00:35:21,543 --> 00:35:23,353 Hey, it's Peter. Leave a message. 601 00:35:24,593 --> 00:35:25,933 Peter, where are you? 602 00:35:26,093 --> 00:35:27,963 The hat's not working. This is not cool. 603 00:35:29,013 --> 00:35:30,383 Almost got you. 604 00:35:43,233 --> 00:35:45,483 Thought you got away from me, didn't you? 605 00:35:46,193 --> 00:35:48,613 I got you right where I want you. 606 00:35:48,993 --> 00:35:50,863 Surprise! 607 00:35:54,163 --> 00:35:55,963 What the hell? 608 00:36:41,203 --> 00:36:42,503 Huh? 609 00:36:42,663 --> 00:36:44,963 Oh, hey. 610 00:36:48,423 --> 00:36:51,473 And then he just, like, swooped down like a monster... 611 00:36:51,633 --> 00:36:55,183 and picked me up, and took me up like a thousand feet and just dropped me. 612 00:36:55,683 --> 00:36:58,183 How'd you find me? Did you put a tracker in my suit? 613 00:36:58,353 --> 00:37:00,193 I put everything in your suit. 614 00:37:00,353 --> 00:37:01,693 Including this heater. 615 00:37:02,143 --> 00:37:04,243 Whoa! 616 00:37:04,393 --> 00:37:06,243 Whew, that's better. Thanks. 617 00:37:07,563 --> 00:37:08,693 What were you thinking? 618 00:37:08,863 --> 00:37:12,163 The guy with wings is the source of the weapons. I gotta take him down. 619 00:37:12,323 --> 00:37:13,993 Take him down now, huh? 620 00:37:14,153 --> 00:37:16,953 Crockett, there are people who handle this sort of thing. 621 00:37:17,123 --> 00:37:19,963 - The Avengers? - No. This is a little below their pay grade. 622 00:37:20,123 --> 00:37:22,123 Mr. Stark, you didn't have to come out here. 623 00:37:22,293 --> 00:37:23,713 I had that. I was fine. 624 00:37:24,333 --> 00:37:27,303 Oh, I'm not here. 625 00:37:28,173 --> 00:37:29,973 Thank God this place has Wi-Fi... 626 00:37:30,133 --> 00:37:31,973 or you would be toast right now. 627 00:37:32,133 --> 00:37:35,103 Thank Ganesh while you're at it. Cheers. 628 00:37:35,263 --> 00:37:37,433 Look, forget the flying vulture guy, please. 629 00:37:37,593 --> 00:37:38,643 - Why? - Why? 630 00:37:38,803 --> 00:37:40,853 Because I said so! 631 00:37:41,013 --> 00:37:44,023 Sorry, I'm talking to a teenager. 632 00:37:44,183 --> 00:37:45,653 Stay close to the ground. 633 00:37:45,813 --> 00:37:49,863 Build up your game helping little people, like that lady that bought you the churro. 634 00:37:50,483 --> 00:37:53,413 Can't you just be a friendly... 635 00:37:54,033 --> 00:37:55,403 neighborhood Spider-Man? 636 00:37:55,573 --> 00:37:57,293 But I'm ready for more than that now. 637 00:37:57,783 --> 00:37:58,833 No, you're not. 638 00:37:58,993 --> 00:38:01,313 That's not what you thought when I took on Captain America. 639 00:38:01,453 --> 00:38:04,083 Trust me, kid. If Cap wanted to lay you out, he would've. 640 00:38:04,503 --> 00:38:07,723 Listen to me. If you come across these weapons again, call Happy. 641 00:38:09,333 --> 00:38:10,633 Are you driving? 642 00:38:10,793 --> 00:38:13,803 You know, it's never too early to start thinking about college. 643 00:38:13,963 --> 00:38:15,723 I got some pull at MIT. End call. 644 00:38:17,303 --> 00:38:18,603 No, I don't need to go to... 645 00:38:18,763 --> 00:38:20,813 Mr. Stark is no longer connected. 646 00:38:23,523 --> 00:38:25,363 That's awesome. 647 00:38:27,983 --> 00:38:31,453 "Stay close to the ground"? What is he talking about? 648 00:38:42,163 --> 00:38:43,753 Whoa. 649 00:38:50,543 --> 00:38:52,173 Hey, what's up? I'm on my way back. 650 00:38:52,343 --> 00:38:55,563 Actually, I was calling to say maybe you shouldn't come. Listen. 651 00:38:55,713 --> 00:38:57,933 When I say "penis," you say "Parker." 652 00:38:58,093 --> 00:38:59,093 - Penis! - Parker! 653 00:38:59,263 --> 00:39:00,483 - Penis! - Parker! 654 00:39:00,973 --> 00:39:03,193 Sorry, Peter. I guess we're still losers. 655 00:39:03,353 --> 00:39:06,323 - I'll see you tomorrow. - I'll see you tomorrow in school. 656 00:39:32,963 --> 00:39:34,553 Whoa. 657 00:39:34,713 --> 00:39:35,713 Whoa, whoa. 658 00:39:46,353 --> 00:39:48,073 Idiots. 659 00:39:48,893 --> 00:39:50,023 Idiots. 660 00:39:50,183 --> 00:39:51,733 Idiots! 661 00:39:52,563 --> 00:39:53,613 Boss? 662 00:39:53,943 --> 00:39:57,243 Your wife keeps texting you. Something about a brake light. 663 00:39:57,653 --> 00:39:59,823 What'd I tell you about looking at my phone? 664 00:39:59,993 --> 00:40:01,243 Oh. Sorry. You left it out. 665 00:40:01,403 --> 00:40:03,253 You know I'm a curious person by nature. 666 00:40:05,283 --> 00:40:08,293 I finished designing that high-altitude vacuum seal. 667 00:40:08,493 --> 00:40:09,503 Huh? 668 00:40:09,663 --> 00:40:12,543 In case you want to, you know, go for the big one? 669 00:40:12,713 --> 00:40:14,763 You're still on that? I told you, no. 670 00:40:14,923 --> 00:40:16,473 The answer's no. Forget it. 671 00:40:20,723 --> 00:40:23,183 Ha-ha-ha! Whoo! 672 00:40:26,013 --> 00:40:27,613 Ha-ha. 673 00:40:28,143 --> 00:40:30,613 I mean, that was badass. Ha. 674 00:40:33,233 --> 00:40:37,113 How many times have I told you not to fire them out in the open? 675 00:40:37,273 --> 00:40:39,823 - You said, move the merchandise. - Under the radar. 676 00:40:39,983 --> 00:40:41,203 Under the radar! 677 00:40:41,363 --> 00:40:43,113 That's how we survive. 678 00:40:43,283 --> 00:40:46,623 If you bring Damage Control or the Avengers down here, we're through. 679 00:40:47,243 --> 00:40:50,213 You're out there wearing that goofy thing, lighting up cars... 680 00:40:50,373 --> 00:40:51,873 calling yourself the Shocker. 681 00:40:52,043 --> 00:40:55,173 "I'm the Shocker. I shock people." What is this, pro wrestling? 682 00:40:55,333 --> 00:40:57,133 Ah, whatever, old man. Come on. 683 00:40:58,593 --> 00:41:00,013 Look. 684 00:41:00,173 --> 00:41:01,593 Look. 685 00:41:01,763 --> 00:41:04,433 I know you don't give a crap about anything. 686 00:41:04,593 --> 00:41:06,223 But I do. 687 00:41:06,393 --> 00:41:09,523 I built this whole place because I got people I have to look after. 688 00:41:09,683 --> 00:41:12,903 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 689 00:41:15,143 --> 00:41:16,573 You know what? 690 00:41:16,733 --> 00:41:19,403 I can't afford your bullshit. 691 00:41:19,573 --> 00:41:21,033 - Get out of here. - What? 692 00:41:21,193 --> 00:41:24,493 - You're done. You're off the crew. - Yeah, all right. 693 00:41:25,363 --> 00:41:26,413 All right. Heh. 694 00:41:26,573 --> 00:41:29,003 Wonder if you can afford me out there, though, right? 695 00:41:29,163 --> 00:41:31,003 With everything I know. 696 00:41:31,953 --> 00:41:34,803 - Excuse me? - Uh, I'm just saying... 697 00:41:35,123 --> 00:41:38,803 maybe your wife would like to know where you really get your money from. 698 00:41:39,593 --> 00:41:41,213 - You know what? - What? 699 00:41:41,593 --> 00:41:42,763 You're right. 700 00:41:42,923 --> 00:41:44,393 - That work? - I don't know. 701 00:41:45,683 --> 00:41:47,223 I can't afford that. 702 00:41:47,433 --> 00:41:49,933 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait. 703 00:41:56,563 --> 00:41:58,063 Damn. 704 00:42:00,653 --> 00:42:03,033 - I thought this was the antigravity gun. - What? 705 00:42:03,193 --> 00:42:04,283 No, that's that one. 706 00:42:17,753 --> 00:42:18,803 Here. 707 00:42:20,083 --> 00:42:23,963 Now you're the Shocker. Go out there and find that weapon he lost. 708 00:42:24,133 --> 00:42:25,183 All right. 709 00:42:30,893 --> 00:42:31,933 Oh. 710 00:42:34,603 --> 00:42:36,403 Hey, thanks for bailing on me. 711 00:42:36,563 --> 00:42:38,533 Yeah, well, something came up. 712 00:42:38,693 --> 00:42:39,903 What is that? 713 00:42:40,313 --> 00:42:42,863 I don't know. Some guy tried to vaporize me with it. 714 00:42:43,023 --> 00:42:44,493 - Seriously? - Yeah. 715 00:42:44,653 --> 00:42:46,123 Awesome. 716 00:42:46,283 --> 00:42:49,373 I mean, not awesome. Heh, totally uncool of that guy. 717 00:42:49,533 --> 00:42:51,333 So scary. 718 00:42:52,663 --> 00:42:54,333 Well, look, I think it's... 719 00:42:54,493 --> 00:42:55,963 a power source. 720 00:42:56,123 --> 00:42:58,713 Yeah, but it's connected to all these microprocessors. 721 00:42:58,873 --> 00:43:02,093 That's an inductive charging plate. That's what I use to charge my toothbrush. 722 00:43:02,253 --> 00:43:05,303 Whoever's making these weapons is combining alien tech with ours. 723 00:43:05,463 --> 00:43:09,343 That is literally the coolest sentence anyone has ever said. 724 00:43:09,513 --> 00:43:12,563 I just want to thank you for letting me be part of your journey... 725 00:43:12,723 --> 00:43:15,103 into this amazing... 726 00:43:17,683 --> 00:43:20,733 Keep your fingers clear of the blades. 727 00:43:22,863 --> 00:43:24,983 I gotta figure out what this is and who makes it. 728 00:43:25,153 --> 00:43:27,373 We'll go to the lab after class and run tests. 729 00:43:27,533 --> 00:43:28,823 Let's do it. 730 00:43:36,293 --> 00:43:38,583 First, we put the glowy thing in the mass spectrometer. 731 00:43:38,753 --> 00:43:41,223 We gotta come up with a better name than "glowy thingy." 732 00:43:41,373 --> 00:43:42,473 You're right. 733 00:43:43,963 --> 00:43:45,093 Crap. 734 00:43:45,713 --> 00:43:47,933 Come on, come on, come on. 735 00:43:51,843 --> 00:43:53,393 High schools creep me out. 736 00:43:54,103 --> 00:43:56,063 They got this funny smell, you know? 737 00:43:56,223 --> 00:43:58,523 Hey, that's one of the guys that tried to kill me. 738 00:43:58,683 --> 00:43:59,733 What? 739 00:43:59,893 --> 00:44:01,393 - Yeah. - We gotta get out of here. 740 00:44:01,563 --> 00:44:03,443 No, no, no. I gotta follow them. 741 00:44:03,603 --> 00:44:06,203 They can lead me to the guy that dropped me in the lake. 742 00:44:06,363 --> 00:44:08,613 - Someone dropped you in a lake? - Yeah, it was not good. 743 00:44:10,613 --> 00:44:12,033 - Peter... - No. Stay there, Ned. 744 00:44:12,203 --> 00:44:13,793 Peter. 745 00:44:16,783 --> 00:44:18,083 What are you doing? 746 00:44:18,243 --> 00:44:19,443 Nothing. Heh. 747 00:44:19,583 --> 00:44:21,833 - Oh. - Yeah. You good? 748 00:44:22,003 --> 00:44:23,053 Chess. 749 00:44:26,003 --> 00:44:29,433 Can you imagine what the boss would say if he knew where we were? 750 00:44:29,593 --> 00:44:31,683 It's saying there was an energy pulse here. 751 00:44:31,843 --> 00:44:33,313 There's no sign of the weapon. 752 00:44:33,473 --> 00:44:36,393 - And even if it was here, now it's gone. - So are we. 753 00:45:09,003 --> 00:45:11,933 This is so awesome. 754 00:45:12,093 --> 00:45:13,933 I know, right? 755 00:45:17,143 --> 00:45:18,933 They're in Brooklyn. 756 00:45:23,103 --> 00:45:25,073 Staten Island. 757 00:45:30,783 --> 00:45:32,703 Leaving Jersey. 758 00:45:40,283 --> 00:45:41,913 They stopped. 759 00:45:42,623 --> 00:45:44,043 Huh. 760 00:45:44,663 --> 00:45:45,763 Maryland? 761 00:45:45,923 --> 00:45:48,173 - What's there? - I don't know. 762 00:45:48,333 --> 00:45:49,383 Evil lair? Heh. 763 00:45:49,923 --> 00:45:51,973 - They have a lair? - A gang with alien guns... 764 00:45:52,133 --> 00:45:53,933 run by a guy with wings? Yeah. 765 00:45:54,093 --> 00:45:55,513 Badass. 766 00:45:55,683 --> 00:45:58,553 But how are you gonna get there if it's, like, 300 miles away? 767 00:46:00,813 --> 00:46:03,403 It's not too far from D.C. 768 00:46:04,483 --> 00:46:05,603 - Hey, it's Peter. - Guys. 769 00:46:05,773 --> 00:46:06,823 - Peter? - Hey, buddy. 770 00:46:06,983 --> 00:46:08,863 I was hoping I could rejoin the team. 771 00:46:09,023 --> 00:46:10,653 No, no way. You can't quit on us... 772 00:46:10,823 --> 00:46:13,443 stroll up and be welcomed back by everyone. 773 00:46:13,613 --> 00:46:16,493 Hey, welcome back! Flash, you're back to first alternate. 774 00:46:16,653 --> 00:46:18,003 - What? - He's taking your place. 775 00:46:18,163 --> 00:46:19,533 Excuse me, can we go already? 776 00:46:19,703 --> 00:46:23,503 I was hoping to get in some protesting in front of an embassy before dinner. 777 00:46:23,663 --> 00:46:26,133 Protesting is patriotic. Let's get on the bus. 778 00:46:28,083 --> 00:46:31,683 Focus up. Our next topic is the moons of Saturn. 779 00:46:31,843 --> 00:46:33,463 The second law of thermodynamics. 780 00:46:34,013 --> 00:46:35,933 - Frank Sinatra. - Fort Sumter. 781 00:46:36,633 --> 00:46:38,933 - Flash is wrong. - Okay, let's focus. Next one. 782 00:46:39,093 --> 00:46:40,443 Liz, don't overwork them. 783 00:46:40,933 --> 00:46:42,653 Uh, strontium, barium, vibranium. 784 00:46:42,813 --> 00:46:45,523 - Very good, Peter. Glad to have you back. - Glad to be back. 785 00:46:47,143 --> 00:46:50,153 - What is the current standard unit of...? - Can I take this real quick? 786 00:46:50,313 --> 00:46:51,823 Yeah, fine. 787 00:46:51,983 --> 00:46:53,783 - Hello? - Got a blip on my screen here. 788 00:46:53,943 --> 00:46:54,993 You left New York? 789 00:46:55,153 --> 00:46:56,993 - Okay, focus up, everyone. - Tracker. Uh... 790 00:46:57,153 --> 00:46:59,083 Yeah, it's just a school trip. It's, uh, nothing. 791 00:46:59,243 --> 00:47:01,663 Happy, I gotta say, tracking me without permission... 792 00:47:01,823 --> 00:47:03,623 is a complete violation of privacy. 793 00:47:04,413 --> 00:47:06,133 - That's different. - What's different? 794 00:47:06,293 --> 00:47:08,763 Nothing. Look, it's just the Academic Decathlon. 795 00:47:08,913 --> 00:47:12,013 - It's no big deal. - Hey, hey. I'll decide if it's no big deal. 796 00:47:14,173 --> 00:47:16,763 Sounds like no big deal, but remember, I'm watching you. 797 00:47:28,063 --> 00:47:30,733 - Everyone stick together. - Yeah. 798 00:47:31,233 --> 00:47:33,073 You kidding me? This place is huge. 799 00:47:33,233 --> 00:47:35,823 - I've seen bigger. - There's a bird in here. 800 00:47:35,983 --> 00:47:39,243 - Hey, you brought your laptop, right? - Why? 801 00:47:47,293 --> 00:47:48,663 Peter... 802 00:47:48,833 --> 00:47:51,833 why are we removing the tracker from your suit? 803 00:47:52,213 --> 00:47:53,213 Uh... 804 00:47:53,383 --> 00:47:56,513 I gotta follow these guys to their boss before they move again... 805 00:47:56,673 --> 00:47:59,593 and I don't really want Mr. Stark to know about it. 806 00:47:59,763 --> 00:48:01,603 So you're lying to Iron Man now? 807 00:48:01,763 --> 00:48:03,393 No, I'm not lying. 808 00:48:03,553 --> 00:48:06,183 He just doesn't really get what I can do yet. 809 00:48:07,813 --> 00:48:09,233 Ah... 810 00:48:10,773 --> 00:48:12,273 Gotcha. 811 00:48:12,443 --> 00:48:16,613 All right, Happy, enjoy tracking this lamp. 812 00:48:19,573 --> 00:48:21,993 There's a ton of other subsystems in here... 813 00:48:22,153 --> 00:48:24,033 - Hmm? - but they're all disabled... 814 00:48:24,203 --> 00:48:26,423 by the Training Wheels Protocol. 815 00:48:26,583 --> 00:48:27,703 What? 816 00:48:27,873 --> 00:48:31,503 "Training Wheels Protocol"? Turn it off. 817 00:48:31,663 --> 00:48:34,593 I don't think that's a good idea. They're blocked for a reason. 818 00:48:35,003 --> 00:48:37,343 Come on, man, I don't need training wheels. 819 00:48:37,503 --> 00:48:39,883 I'm sick of him treating me like a kid all the time. 820 00:48:40,053 --> 00:48:42,353 - It's not cool. - But you are a kid. 821 00:48:42,513 --> 00:48:44,603 A kid who can stop a bus with his bare hands. 822 00:48:44,763 --> 00:48:48,523 Peter, I just don't think this is a great idea. I mean, what if this is illegal? 823 00:48:48,683 --> 00:48:51,653 Look, please. This is my chance to prove myself. 824 00:48:51,813 --> 00:48:53,563 I can handle it. Ned, come on. 825 00:48:53,733 --> 00:48:56,453 - I don't think this is a good idea. - The guy in the chair. 826 00:48:56,903 --> 00:48:59,073 - Don't do that. - Come on. 827 00:49:13,163 --> 00:49:15,093 The glowy thing, it's evidence. Keep it safe. 828 00:49:15,253 --> 00:49:16,843 - All right? - Okay. Okay. 829 00:49:18,463 --> 00:49:20,013 - They're moving. - Be careful. 830 00:49:24,053 --> 00:49:25,773 - Hey, Liz. - Perfect timing. 831 00:49:26,183 --> 00:49:27,303 We're gonna go swimming. 832 00:49:27,473 --> 00:49:29,393 - Come on, come on, come on. - What? 833 00:49:29,813 --> 00:49:31,563 - Hey, Peter. - Hi. 834 00:49:33,233 --> 00:49:34,573 Hey. 835 00:49:35,193 --> 00:49:39,033 I was, uh... I was gonna go study in the business center. 836 00:49:39,193 --> 00:49:41,673 You don't need to. You're the smartest guy I've ever met. 837 00:49:41,693 --> 00:49:42,993 And besides... 838 00:49:43,153 --> 00:49:46,953 um, a rebellious group activity the day before competition is good for morale. 839 00:49:47,113 --> 00:49:48,123 Hmm? 840 00:49:48,283 --> 00:49:50,503 Um, well, I read that in a TED Talk, so... 841 00:49:50,663 --> 00:49:52,913 I... I heard it in a TED Talk. 842 00:49:53,083 --> 00:49:55,003 And I read a coaching book. 843 00:49:56,083 --> 00:49:58,183 Wow, you really... This is really important to you. 844 00:49:58,333 --> 00:50:00,213 Yeah. It's our future. 845 00:50:00,383 --> 00:50:01,803 I'm not gonna screw it up. 846 00:50:02,843 --> 00:50:06,723 Besides, we raided the minibar and these candy bars were, like, $11. 847 00:50:06,883 --> 00:50:10,143 - So get your trunks on and come on. - Come on. 848 00:50:10,303 --> 00:50:12,433 - Come on. - I'm coming, I'm coming. 849 00:50:12,603 --> 00:50:13,653 Let's go. 850 00:50:37,543 --> 00:50:39,793 - Good evening, Peter. - Hello? Hello? 851 00:50:39,963 --> 00:50:42,883 Congratulations on completing the Training Wheels Protocol... 852 00:50:43,053 --> 00:50:45,593 and gaining access to your suit's full capabilities. 853 00:50:45,763 --> 00:50:47,353 Ah, thank you. 854 00:50:47,513 --> 00:50:49,353 Where would you like to take me tonight? 855 00:50:49,513 --> 00:50:52,233 I put a tracker on someone. He's a bad guy. 856 00:50:52,393 --> 00:50:54,443 Tracker located. 857 00:50:54,893 --> 00:50:57,143 Plotting course to intercept target. 858 00:50:57,313 --> 00:51:00,403 As long as I make it back in time for decathlon, it's fine. 859 00:51:08,403 --> 00:51:11,123 One hundred meters from destination and closing. 860 00:51:11,493 --> 00:51:13,123 Jump now. 861 00:51:17,623 --> 00:51:19,623 Detecting three individuals. 862 00:51:20,373 --> 00:51:24,003 Why is their secret lair in a gas station? That's so lame. 863 00:51:28,013 --> 00:51:29,903 Hey, suit lady, what are they doing? 864 00:51:29,933 --> 00:51:31,363 Do you want to hear what they're saying? 865 00:51:31,393 --> 00:51:33,853 I can hear what they're saying? Uh, yeah. 866 00:51:34,013 --> 00:51:35,943 Activating Enhanced Reconnaissance Mode. 867 00:51:36,103 --> 00:51:38,023 I got the gauntlet from the Lagos cleanup. 868 00:51:38,063 --> 00:51:39,063 The rest is my design. 869 00:51:39,233 --> 00:51:40,523 Whoa, that's so cool. 870 00:51:40,693 --> 00:51:41,833 Can't believe they're still cleaning up... 871 00:51:41,853 --> 00:51:43,503 - that Triskelion mess. - I love it. 872 00:51:43,523 --> 00:51:46,123 They keep making messes, we keep getting rich. 873 00:51:46,283 --> 00:51:47,283 Target inbound. 874 00:51:47,443 --> 00:51:49,173 Whoa, they're in the middle of a heist. 875 00:51:49,193 --> 00:51:51,373 I could catch them red-handed. This is awesome. 876 00:51:51,533 --> 00:51:53,973 Okay, I'll get closer to see what's happening. 877 00:51:53,993 --> 00:51:56,713 Would you like me to engage Enhanced Combat Mode? 878 00:51:56,873 --> 00:51:59,213 Uh, "Enhanced Combat Mode"? Yeah. 879 00:51:59,373 --> 00:52:00,843 Activating Instant Kill. 880 00:52:01,003 --> 00:52:03,093 No, no, no. I don't want to kill anybody. 881 00:52:03,253 --> 00:52:05,553 Deactivating Instant Kill. 882 00:52:08,513 --> 00:52:10,263 Did you hear that? 883 00:52:10,673 --> 00:52:12,683 What the hell just happened? What was that? 884 00:52:12,843 --> 00:52:15,273 You jumped off the sign and landed on your face. 885 00:52:17,813 --> 00:52:19,173 What's wrong with my web-shooters? 886 00:52:19,273 --> 00:52:21,613 Rapid-fire is the default for Enhanced Combat Mode. 887 00:52:21,773 --> 00:52:24,493 - Why would I need rapid-fire? - Would you like to see more options? 888 00:52:24,653 --> 00:52:27,653 You have 576 possible web-shooter combinations. 889 00:52:27,863 --> 00:52:29,533 Whoa, Mr. Stark really overdid it. 890 00:52:29,693 --> 00:52:30,873 You two wait right here. 891 00:52:31,033 --> 00:52:33,163 Wait. You're gonna want to turn on the dampers. 892 00:52:33,323 --> 00:52:36,623 - That thing will shatter your arm. - All right, where's the dampers? 893 00:52:36,783 --> 00:52:38,503 - That one. - Great choice. 894 00:52:38,873 --> 00:52:41,253 Would you like me to set this as your new default? 895 00:52:42,673 --> 00:52:43,793 No, no, no. 896 00:52:43,963 --> 00:52:46,513 - Push that in. No, the other... - Here? This one here? 897 00:52:46,673 --> 00:52:49,013 - What was that? - Taser webs. 898 00:52:49,173 --> 00:52:51,013 Taser webs? I don't want Taser webs. 899 00:52:51,173 --> 00:52:53,683 You seem to be unfamiliar with your web-shooter settings. 900 00:52:54,183 --> 00:52:55,893 Would you like to run a refresher course? 901 00:52:56,053 --> 00:52:58,403 - No. Just... You choose. - Sure thing. 902 00:52:58,563 --> 00:53:01,233 Six-alpha-niner, are you running on time? 903 00:53:01,393 --> 00:53:04,863 Copy, central. Six-alpha-niner on schedule. 904 00:53:07,563 --> 00:53:09,603 - I got a visual. - Green light, green light. 905 00:53:14,113 --> 00:53:15,413 Oh, that's him. 906 00:53:19,163 --> 00:53:21,213 Okay. I got eyes on the convoy. 907 00:53:21,373 --> 00:53:22,793 Pulling in behind the caboose. 908 00:53:24,583 --> 00:53:26,383 Deploy anchors. 909 00:53:36,433 --> 00:53:37,773 Dropping down. 910 00:53:40,353 --> 00:53:42,273 No outgoing distress signals. You're clear. 911 00:53:44,233 --> 00:53:47,533 Hey. Looks like they got some good stuff here. 912 00:53:55,073 --> 00:53:58,833 Whoa, cool. It's like some kind of matter phase shifter. 913 00:54:03,453 --> 00:54:05,383 All right, coming up. 914 00:54:10,713 --> 00:54:12,843 Hey, Big Bird. This doesn't belong to you. 915 00:54:14,133 --> 00:54:15,633 Oh, God. 916 00:54:22,433 --> 00:54:24,953 - Suit lady, what was that?! - You told me to choose. 917 00:54:25,933 --> 00:54:28,483 What? No, just set everything back to normal. 918 00:54:28,983 --> 00:54:30,903 Activating all systems. 919 00:54:47,503 --> 00:54:48,843 My head. 920 00:54:49,003 --> 00:54:51,883 You appear to have a mild concussion. 921 00:54:54,003 --> 00:54:57,183 Hey, so where am I right now? 922 00:54:57,343 --> 00:54:58,473 I'm not sure. 923 00:54:59,013 --> 00:55:01,183 The container walls are hindering my sensors. 924 00:55:02,893 --> 00:55:04,233 Wait a minute. 925 00:55:04,393 --> 00:55:07,943 They must have hijacked the truck and taken me to their evil lair. 926 00:55:08,443 --> 00:55:11,863 Okay, suit lady, we're gonna have to fight our way out of this one. 927 00:55:12,233 --> 00:55:14,283 Three, two, one. 928 00:55:20,823 --> 00:55:22,543 What is this place? 929 00:55:22,703 --> 00:55:23,953 Suit lady, where am I? 930 00:55:24,123 --> 00:55:27,043 You're in the most secure facility on the Eastern Seaboard. 931 00:55:27,203 --> 00:55:28,803 The Damage Control deep-storage vault. 932 00:55:28,963 --> 00:55:32,183 No. Seriously? Argh! 933 00:55:34,503 --> 00:55:36,803 The door will most likely remain closed until morning. 934 00:55:36,963 --> 00:55:38,263 Morning? 935 00:55:38,423 --> 00:55:43,523 Hey, suit lady. I kind of feel bad calling you "suit lady," you know? 936 00:55:43,683 --> 00:55:45,983 I think I should probably give you a name. 937 00:55:46,143 --> 00:55:48,483 Like Liz. No, no, no. 938 00:55:48,643 --> 00:55:50,643 God, that's... That's weird. 939 00:55:50,813 --> 00:55:53,193 What about Karen? 940 00:55:53,613 --> 00:55:55,583 You can call me Karen if you would like. 941 00:55:55,613 --> 00:55:58,743 Hey, Karen, what else can this suit do? 942 00:55:59,193 --> 00:56:00,823 What? 943 00:56:00,993 --> 00:56:02,913 Maybe we should run that refresher course. 944 00:56:03,073 --> 00:56:04,673 - Ricochet web. - Ricochet web. 945 00:56:04,833 --> 00:56:08,303 - Whoa. Cool. - Splitter web. 946 00:56:09,453 --> 00:56:12,333 - Web grenade. - Web grenade! 947 00:56:14,083 --> 00:56:16,763 Should I tell Liz that I'm Spider-Man? 948 00:56:16,923 --> 00:56:18,013 Who is Liz? 949 00:56:18,173 --> 00:56:20,803 Who's Liz? Heh. She's... Heh, heh. 950 00:56:20,973 --> 00:56:22,433 She's the best. She's awesome. 951 00:56:22,593 --> 00:56:25,313 She's just a girl who goes to my school. 952 00:56:25,473 --> 00:56:26,523 And, uh... 953 00:56:26,683 --> 00:56:30,613 Yeah, I just... I really want to tell her, but it's kind of weird, you know? 954 00:56:30,773 --> 00:56:33,993 "Hey, I'm Spider-Man." 955 00:56:34,153 --> 00:56:35,273 What's weird about that? 956 00:56:35,443 --> 00:56:37,493 What if she's expecting someone like Tony Stark? 957 00:56:37,653 --> 00:56:39,653 Imagine how disappointed she'd be when she sees me. 958 00:56:39,823 --> 00:56:43,373 Well, if I were her, I wouldn't be disappointed at all. 959 00:56:43,533 --> 00:56:45,033 Thanks, Karen. 960 00:56:45,203 --> 00:56:47,953 It's really nice to have somebody to talk to. 961 00:56:48,123 --> 00:56:49,963 Hey, how long we been here anyways? 962 00:56:50,123 --> 00:56:52,003 - Thirty-seven minutes. - What?! 963 00:56:52,163 --> 00:56:53,883 Thirty-seven minutes? That's insane. 964 00:56:54,043 --> 00:56:57,723 I cannot take this anymore. I got to... I gotta get out of here. 965 00:56:59,633 --> 00:57:02,473 There's got to be something in here I can use. 966 00:57:03,513 --> 00:57:05,263 Okay, let's see. 967 00:57:05,433 --> 00:57:06,973 Nope. 968 00:57:08,183 --> 00:57:09,353 That's awesome. 969 00:57:09,563 --> 00:57:11,063 Oh. 970 00:57:11,223 --> 00:57:12,463 Hey, it's like the glowy thing. 971 00:57:12,603 --> 00:57:15,613 That glowy thing is an explosive Chitauri energy core. 972 00:57:15,773 --> 00:57:17,773 You mean, we've been carrying around a bomb? 973 00:57:17,943 --> 00:57:21,663 It would require radiation to transform it into an explosive state. 974 00:57:23,073 --> 00:57:24,493 No, no, no. 975 00:57:28,373 --> 00:57:31,253 Hey! Please! Please, somebody let me out! Hey! 976 00:57:31,413 --> 00:57:33,413 Karen, you have to help me override that time lock. 977 00:57:34,083 --> 00:57:36,083 Okay, Karen, lower the voltage and run it. 978 00:57:36,253 --> 00:57:37,753 Trial unsuccessful. 979 00:57:37,923 --> 00:57:39,883 Okay, we're just gonna have to try every sequence. 980 00:57:43,173 --> 00:57:46,303 Ned, Peter, we're gonna be late. Come on, let's go. 981 00:57:46,473 --> 00:57:48,693 Okay. Uh, hold on, hold on. 982 00:57:52,563 --> 00:57:55,653 Initiating trial 247. 983 00:57:56,193 --> 00:57:57,563 It worked. It works. 984 00:58:10,033 --> 00:58:13,633 Please be sure all cell phones are turned off. 985 00:58:13,793 --> 00:58:14,833 Thank you. 986 00:58:15,003 --> 00:58:17,023 Karen, get me to decathlon as fast as possible. 987 00:58:17,043 --> 00:58:18,313 Sure thing. Just tell me where it is. 988 00:58:18,333 --> 00:58:20,103 Across the street from the Washington Monument. 989 00:58:20,133 --> 00:58:21,273 It's Ned. Leave a message. 990 00:58:21,293 --> 00:58:23,143 Call me back. The glowy thing's a bomb! 991 00:58:28,763 --> 00:58:31,103 There's a vehicle approaching on your right. 992 00:58:31,263 --> 00:58:33,483 We have now entered sudden death. 993 00:58:33,643 --> 00:58:36,443 The next correct answer wins the championship. 994 00:58:40,773 --> 00:58:42,703 Midtown Tech? 995 00:58:42,863 --> 00:58:44,493 Zero. 996 00:58:44,653 --> 00:58:45,703 That is correct. 997 00:58:46,453 --> 00:58:48,743 Midtown takes the championship. 998 00:58:48,953 --> 00:58:52,253 - Woo-hoo! We won. - You guys, I am so proud of you. 999 00:58:52,413 --> 00:58:55,583 - Told you we didn't need Peter. - Flash, you didn't answer a question. 1000 00:58:55,753 --> 00:58:58,723 - Taking it all in, Michelle? - Oh, yeah, I just, um... 1001 00:58:58,873 --> 00:59:01,273 I don't want to celebrate something that was built by slaves. 1002 00:59:01,383 --> 00:59:03,853 I'm sure the Washington Monument wasn't built by... 1003 00:59:07,303 --> 00:59:08,353 Okay. 1004 00:59:08,803 --> 00:59:10,973 - Enjoy your book. - Thanks. 1005 00:59:13,563 --> 00:59:16,023 - Oh, Ned, you're alive. - Peter, are you okay? 1006 00:59:16,183 --> 00:59:17,783 Where's the glowy thing? The glowy thing? 1007 00:59:17,933 --> 00:59:21,533 - It's safe. It's in my backpack. - Ned, listen, the glowy thing is dangerous. 1008 00:59:21,693 --> 00:59:23,413 You missed the decathlon. I covered for you. 1009 00:59:23,443 --> 00:59:25,363 - Listen. - We're at the Washington Monument. 1010 00:59:25,533 --> 00:59:26,903 - Peter, is that you? - Hey, Liz. 1011 00:59:27,073 --> 00:59:28,633 - Is that Liz? - Put Ned back on the phone. 1012 00:59:28,653 --> 00:59:31,783 - You should tell her how you feel. - You flake. You are lucky we won. 1013 00:59:31,953 --> 00:59:35,543 I want to be mad, but I'm more worried. Like, what is going on with you? 1014 00:59:35,703 --> 00:59:37,223 I have to talk to Ned. It's important. 1015 00:59:37,373 --> 00:59:38,573 All items on the belt, please. 1016 00:59:38,713 --> 00:59:39,853 There's something in Ned's backpack. 1017 00:59:39,873 --> 00:59:41,883 It's dangerous. Don't let it go through an x-ray. 1018 00:59:44,803 --> 00:59:46,973 Liz? Liz! Damn it. 1019 00:59:50,473 --> 00:59:52,773 Can I be the one to tell Peter he's expelled? 1020 00:59:56,973 --> 01:00:02,733 The Washington Monument is 555 feet, five and one-eighth inches tall. 1021 01:00:04,483 --> 01:00:07,493 Notice how the marble and granite are cut around the stone. 1022 01:00:14,913 --> 01:00:17,333 No, no, no. Karen, what's going on up there? 1023 01:00:18,333 --> 01:00:19,933 The Chitauri core has detonated... 1024 01:00:20,003 --> 01:00:22,143 and caused severe structural damage to the elevator. 1025 01:00:22,173 --> 01:00:23,523 - Oh, no. - My friends are up there. 1026 01:00:23,543 --> 01:00:26,093 What? Uh, don't worry, ma'am, everything's gonna be okay. 1027 01:00:26,253 --> 01:00:28,353 Excuse me, excuse me. Oh, my God, that's tall. 1028 01:00:34,433 --> 01:00:35,933 Oh, my God. Look at the ceiling. 1029 01:00:36,103 --> 01:00:37,603 Just stay calm, everyone. 1030 01:00:37,763 --> 01:00:39,443 Oh, we are all going to die here. 1031 01:00:42,063 --> 01:00:44,733 Estimating 10 minutes before catastrophic failure. 1032 01:00:44,903 --> 01:00:46,403 We're freaking screwed. 1033 01:00:46,573 --> 01:00:49,693 Okay, I know that was scary, but our safety systems are working. 1034 01:00:49,863 --> 01:00:52,283 The safety systems are completely failing. 1035 01:00:52,453 --> 01:00:54,123 We're very safe in here. 1036 01:00:54,283 --> 01:00:56,883 The occupants are in imminent mortal danger. 1037 01:00:57,033 --> 01:00:58,133 Going as fast as I can! 1038 01:01:07,843 --> 01:01:09,483 - Let's go. - Give me your hand. 1039 01:01:10,593 --> 01:01:12,913 You now have 125 seconds until catastrophic failure. 1040 01:01:13,053 --> 01:01:14,103 What?! Why? 1041 01:01:14,593 --> 01:01:17,603 Unexpected motion has caused the deterioration to escalate. 1042 01:01:17,763 --> 01:01:21,233 - How do I get in there? - Activating reconnaissance drone. 1043 01:01:23,193 --> 01:01:25,983 Whoa. Has that been there this whole time? That's awesome. 1044 01:01:26,443 --> 01:01:28,693 Locating optimal entry point. 1045 01:01:30,403 --> 01:01:32,073 Proceed to southwest window. 1046 01:01:32,243 --> 01:01:33,993 Karen, I'm on my way. 1047 01:01:38,533 --> 01:01:40,573 - There's a lot of glass here. - You got this. 1048 01:01:40,703 --> 01:01:41,923 Keep coming, keep coming. 1049 01:01:55,973 --> 01:01:57,973 Okay. Oh, my God. 1050 01:01:58,143 --> 01:01:59,813 Okay. 1051 01:02:01,473 --> 01:02:03,663 What's wrong? You've reached the southwest window. 1052 01:02:03,683 --> 01:02:05,443 - Why are you hesitating? - It's fine. 1053 01:02:05,603 --> 01:02:07,323 I've just never been this high before. 1054 01:02:07,483 --> 01:02:09,653 You have also not reinstalled your parachute... 1055 01:02:09,813 --> 01:02:12,533 so a fall from this height would most likely be lethal. 1056 01:02:12,733 --> 01:02:13,993 Oh. 1057 01:02:14,153 --> 01:02:15,623 Perfect. 1058 01:02:15,783 --> 01:02:17,373 Oh, my God. 1059 01:02:18,913 --> 01:02:20,033 Why is it not breaking? 1060 01:02:20,203 --> 01:02:23,883 It's four-inch ballistic glass. You'll have to create more momentum. 1061 01:02:43,103 --> 01:02:45,443 This is D.C. Metro Police. Identify yourself. 1062 01:02:45,603 --> 01:02:47,193 My friends are in there! Stop! 1063 01:02:47,353 --> 01:02:49,103 Return to the ground immediately. 1064 01:02:49,273 --> 01:02:51,273 - Okay, who's next? - Me, it's my turn. 1065 01:02:51,443 --> 01:02:53,283 Flash, seriously? What are you doing? 1066 01:02:53,443 --> 01:02:56,413 - Come on. - Don't worry about the trophy. 1067 01:03:03,873 --> 01:03:05,043 Stand down! 1068 01:03:05,203 --> 01:03:07,963 Return to the ground immediately. 1069 01:03:12,133 --> 01:03:14,133 Return to the ground or we will open fire! 1070 01:03:14,303 --> 01:03:16,143 Go up, go up. 1071 01:03:16,973 --> 01:03:18,343 I got this. 1072 01:03:18,513 --> 01:03:20,183 Take my trophy. 1073 01:03:22,013 --> 01:03:24,233 This is your last chance. 1074 01:03:24,393 --> 01:03:26,443 I'm gonna die. 1075 01:03:27,103 --> 01:03:28,573 Look out! 1076 01:03:35,283 --> 01:03:36,743 Break! 1077 01:03:50,333 --> 01:03:52,013 I did it. Whoa! 1078 01:04:05,603 --> 01:04:07,993 Hey, how you doing? Don't worry. I got you. 1079 01:04:08,023 --> 01:04:10,573 - Yes! Yes. - Hey, hey. 1080 01:04:10,733 --> 01:04:12,823 - Big guy, quit moving around. - I'm sorry, sir. 1081 01:04:16,443 --> 01:04:17,493 Let's go, let's go! 1082 01:04:23,373 --> 01:04:24,413 Okay, okay. 1083 01:04:24,573 --> 01:04:26,543 - Mr. Harrington, go. - Ned, come on. 1084 01:04:26,703 --> 01:04:28,503 - This is your stop. - Come on, Liz. 1085 01:04:28,663 --> 01:04:31,593 Go, go, go. Everybody out. Move it, people. Move it, move it. 1086 01:04:31,753 --> 01:04:33,513 - Are you sure it's safe? - Liz. 1087 01:04:34,173 --> 01:04:35,383 Liz! 1088 01:04:39,593 --> 01:04:41,263 You're okay. You're okay. 1089 01:04:44,763 --> 01:04:46,143 Okay. 1090 01:04:46,683 --> 01:04:47,983 - Oh, my God. - Good, good. 1091 01:04:48,143 --> 01:04:50,023 Come on up. Come on, you guys, stay back. 1092 01:04:50,183 --> 01:04:52,193 - Come on in. - You guys good? 1093 01:04:52,353 --> 01:04:53,953 So is everyone okay? 1094 01:04:55,193 --> 01:04:57,193 This is your chance, Peter. 1095 01:04:57,363 --> 01:04:59,203 Kiss her. 1096 01:05:02,953 --> 01:05:04,623 Thank you. 1097 01:05:07,623 --> 01:05:10,173 Are you really friends with Peter Parker? 1098 01:05:17,133 --> 01:05:22,013 I can finish the next order, but without any new materials from that truck... 1099 01:05:22,593 --> 01:05:24,763 Yeah, damn it. 1100 01:05:25,263 --> 01:05:27,503 We still have enough to do the Gargan deal though, right? 1101 01:05:27,643 --> 01:05:29,643 Yeah, but then that's it. 1102 01:05:32,183 --> 01:05:33,233 Oh. 1103 01:05:33,393 --> 01:05:35,863 Maybe it is time that I built the high-altitude seal. 1104 01:05:36,023 --> 01:05:37,753 - Would you shut up about that? - It's only one job. 1105 01:05:37,773 --> 01:05:39,273 No. 1106 01:05:40,783 --> 01:05:44,033 Eight years, not a word from the feds, nothing from those... 1107 01:05:44,203 --> 01:05:48,253 Halloween-costume-wearing bozos up there in Stark Tower. 1108 01:05:48,413 --> 01:05:53,133 And then all of a sudden, this little bastard in red tights shows up. 1109 01:05:53,293 --> 01:05:56,963 And he thinks he can tear down everything I've built. 1110 01:05:58,463 --> 01:06:00,013 Really? 1111 01:06:01,173 --> 01:06:02,343 I'm gonna kill him. 1112 01:06:02,513 --> 01:06:04,553 - I'm gonna find him... - I found him. 1113 01:06:04,723 --> 01:06:06,153 The Spider-Man swooped in... 1114 01:06:06,183 --> 01:06:09,103 heroically saving an Academic Decathlon team from Queens. 1115 01:06:09,763 --> 01:06:12,483 The identity of the masked hero is still unknown. 1116 01:06:14,933 --> 01:06:17,483 - Mom. - Oh, kids. All right. 1117 01:06:17,653 --> 01:06:20,153 Peter. Come here, come here, come here. 1118 01:06:24,073 --> 01:06:26,573 This past weekend, Midtown's Academic Decathlon team... 1119 01:06:26,743 --> 01:06:29,713 defeated the country's best to win the national championship. 1120 01:06:29,873 --> 01:06:31,543 Later that day, they also defeated death. 1121 01:06:31,703 --> 01:06:34,123 Explosion. Sally scream. Flash scream. Everybody screaming. 1122 01:06:34,293 --> 01:06:38,093 There were purple lasers and smoke. It was **** tight, like a Bon Jovi concert. 1123 01:06:38,253 --> 01:06:41,633 As you know, we made it out alive, and that's the important thing. 1124 01:06:41,793 --> 01:06:44,893 I couldn't bear to lose a student on a school trip. 1125 01:06:46,133 --> 01:06:47,183 Not again. 1126 01:06:47,343 --> 01:06:51,473 Thankfully, no one was seriously injured thanks to the Spider-Man. 1127 01:06:51,683 --> 01:06:53,603 - Thank you, Spider-Man. - Thank you, Spider-Man. 1128 01:06:53,643 --> 01:06:56,563 Up next: the Spider-Man mania is sweeping the school. 1129 01:06:56,733 --> 01:06:59,353 How can you show your spider spirit? 1130 01:07:03,273 --> 01:07:05,203 Dude, dude, dude. 1131 01:07:05,363 --> 01:07:08,083 What is it like being famous when nobody knows it's you? 1132 01:07:08,243 --> 01:07:09,713 - Crazy, dude. - It's crazy. 1133 01:07:09,863 --> 01:07:11,713 - Should we tell everyone? - No. 1134 01:07:11,873 --> 01:07:14,673 - Should I tell everyone? - No, dude. That's not a good idea. 1135 01:07:15,083 --> 01:07:18,173 - Okay, come on, we'll be late to class. - I'm not going to class. 1136 01:07:18,333 --> 01:07:20,233 You're already in trouble for ditching the decathlon. 1137 01:07:20,253 --> 01:07:21,803 Dude, listen, I figured it out. 1138 01:07:21,963 --> 01:07:23,883 The wingsuit guy is stealing from Damage Control. 1139 01:07:24,053 --> 01:07:27,053 What he takes from Damage Control, that's how he builds the weapons. 1140 01:07:27,223 --> 01:07:30,143 - So all I gotta do is catch him. - But we have a Spanish quiz. 1141 01:07:30,303 --> 01:07:32,523 Ned, I'm probably never gonna come back here. 1142 01:07:32,683 --> 01:07:35,733 Mr. Stark is moving the Avengers upstate... 1143 01:07:35,893 --> 01:07:37,863 - so when I bring this guy in... - Dude. 1144 01:07:38,023 --> 01:07:39,943 You want to be a high school dropout? 1145 01:07:40,103 --> 01:07:42,783 I am so far beyond high school right now. 1146 01:07:42,943 --> 01:07:45,663 Parker, my office. 1147 01:07:48,323 --> 01:07:49,953 So... 1148 01:07:50,113 --> 01:07:51,623 you got detention. 1149 01:07:51,783 --> 01:07:53,953 You screwed up. You know what you did was wrong. 1150 01:07:54,123 --> 01:07:56,503 The question is, how are you gonna make things right? 1151 01:07:56,663 --> 01:07:57,983 Maybe you were trying to be cool. 1152 01:07:58,543 --> 01:08:01,213 But take it from a guy who's been frozen for 65 years... 1153 01:08:01,373 --> 01:08:04,503 the only way to really be cool is to follow the rules. 1154 01:08:05,503 --> 01:08:08,133 We all know what's right. We all know what's wrong. 1155 01:08:08,303 --> 01:08:10,853 Next time those turkeys try to convince you of something... 1156 01:08:11,013 --> 01:08:13,373 - you know is wrong... - Where you going? Get back here. 1157 01:08:13,433 --> 01:08:15,813 just think to yourself, what would Captain America do? 1158 01:08:15,973 --> 01:08:17,773 Why are you here? You don't have detention. 1159 01:08:17,933 --> 01:08:21,533 Oh, I know. I just like coming here to sketch people in crisis. 1160 01:08:24,733 --> 01:08:26,283 It's you. 1161 01:08:26,773 --> 01:08:30,533 So your body's changing. Believe me, I know how that feels. 1162 01:08:42,123 --> 01:08:43,803 May? 1163 01:08:47,303 --> 01:08:48,343 Hey, Karen. What's up? 1164 01:08:48,503 --> 01:08:50,303 Hey, Peter. How was your Spanish quiz? 1165 01:08:50,473 --> 01:08:51,693 I was wondering if you could help me. 1166 01:08:51,723 --> 01:08:54,363 I'm trying to figure out who the guys under the bridge were that night... 1167 01:08:54,393 --> 01:08:56,853 but I can only remember part of a license plate. 1168 01:08:57,013 --> 01:08:59,813 I can run facial recognition on the footage of that encounter. 1169 01:08:59,973 --> 01:09:01,483 - Footage? - Yes, Peter. 1170 01:09:01,643 --> 01:09:03,523 I record everything you see. 1171 01:09:03,693 --> 01:09:04,813 - Everything? - Everything. 1172 01:09:04,983 --> 01:09:07,323 - All the time? - It's called the Baby Monitor Protocol. 1173 01:09:08,113 --> 01:09:11,033 Yeah, of course it is. Um... 1174 01:09:11,243 --> 01:09:14,083 - Yeah, just roll it back to last Friday. - With pleasure. 1175 01:09:14,243 --> 01:09:16,263 Hey, everyone. Yeah, kick-ass party. 1176 01:09:16,283 --> 01:09:18,883 Hey, what's up, Liz? Peter's told me a lot about you. 1177 01:09:19,043 --> 01:09:21,003 No, no, no. This is just me messing around. 1178 01:09:21,163 --> 01:09:22,883 Go later in the day, later in the day. 1179 01:09:23,043 --> 01:09:25,213 It is I, Thor, son of Odin. 1180 01:09:25,383 --> 01:09:26,843 No, no, no. That's definitely... 1181 01:09:27,003 --> 01:09:28,733 That's definitely not what we wanted to watch. 1182 01:09:28,753 --> 01:09:32,263 - Your impressions are funny. - Fast-forward to the arms deal. 1183 01:09:32,423 --> 01:09:33,723 Okay. 1184 01:09:33,883 --> 01:09:35,513 The two on the right, who are they? 1185 01:09:35,683 --> 01:09:37,403 Searching law-enforcement databases. 1186 01:09:38,263 --> 01:09:40,263 No records found for two of the individuals. 1187 01:09:40,433 --> 01:09:42,533 - Nothing? - One individual identified. 1188 01:09:42,683 --> 01:09:44,813 Aaron Davis, age 33. 1189 01:09:44,983 --> 01:09:47,823 He has a criminal record and an address here in Queens. 1190 01:09:47,983 --> 01:09:49,233 Let's pay him a visit. 1191 01:09:49,403 --> 01:09:52,743 Would you like me to activate the Enhanced Interrogation Protocol? 1192 01:09:52,903 --> 01:09:53,993 Uh, yeah. 1193 01:10:09,213 --> 01:10:10,963 - Remember me? - Hey... 1194 01:10:11,133 --> 01:10:12,973 I need information. You'll give it to me now. 1195 01:10:13,133 --> 01:10:14,853 - All right, chill. - Come on! 1196 01:10:15,593 --> 01:10:18,223 - What happened to your voice? - What do you mean? 1197 01:10:18,393 --> 01:10:20,613 I heard you by the bridge. I know what a girl sound like. 1198 01:10:20,643 --> 01:10:23,613 I'm not a girl. I'm a boy. I mean, I'm a... I'm a man. 1199 01:10:23,773 --> 01:10:25,613 I don't care what you are, a boy, a girl... 1200 01:10:25,773 --> 01:10:27,443 I'm not a girl. I'm a man. 1201 01:10:27,603 --> 01:10:29,953 Come on, man. Look, who is selling these weapons? 1202 01:10:30,313 --> 01:10:32,413 I need to know. Give me names or else. 1203 01:10:36,073 --> 01:10:40,373 - You ain't ever done this before, huh? - Deactivate Interrogation Mode. 1204 01:10:41,743 --> 01:10:42,823 Look, man. 1205 01:10:43,453 --> 01:10:46,173 These guys are selling weapons that are crazy dangerous. 1206 01:10:46,333 --> 01:10:47,753 They can't be out on the streets. 1207 01:10:47,923 --> 01:10:50,093 If one of them can cut Delmar's Bodega in half... 1208 01:10:50,253 --> 01:10:52,853 - You know Delmar's? - Yeah, best sandwich in Queens. 1209 01:10:53,003 --> 01:10:55,223 - Sub Haven's pretty good. - Eh, it's too much bread. 1210 01:10:55,383 --> 01:10:57,513 - I like bread. - Come on, man, please. 1211 01:10:59,843 --> 01:11:02,563 Stupid Interrogation Mode. Karen, don't ever do that again. 1212 01:11:02,723 --> 01:11:06,193 The other night, you told that dude, "if you shoot somebody, shoot me." 1213 01:11:06,353 --> 01:11:07,823 It's pretty ballsy. 1214 01:11:07,983 --> 01:11:10,033 I don't want those weapons in this neighborhood. 1215 01:11:10,193 --> 01:11:11,573 I got a nephew who live here. 1216 01:11:12,773 --> 01:11:14,033 Who are these guys? 1217 01:11:14,193 --> 01:11:16,153 What can you tell me about the guy with the wings? 1218 01:11:16,283 --> 01:11:18,603 Other than he's a psychopath dressed like a demon, nothing. 1219 01:11:18,703 --> 01:11:20,663 I don't know who he is or where he is. 1220 01:11:23,583 --> 01:11:27,133 - I do know where he's gonna be. - Really? 1221 01:11:27,293 --> 01:11:29,543 Yeah, this crazy dude I used to work with... 1222 01:11:29,713 --> 01:11:32,133 he's supposed to be doing a deal with him. 1223 01:11:32,293 --> 01:11:33,923 Yes! Yes. 1224 01:11:34,093 --> 01:11:35,683 - Thank... - Hey. Hey. Hey. 1225 01:11:35,843 --> 01:11:38,143 I didn't tell you where. You don't have a location. 1226 01:11:38,303 --> 01:11:40,803 Right, of course. Yeah, my bad. Silly. Just... 1227 01:11:40,973 --> 01:11:42,223 Yeah. 1228 01:11:42,393 --> 01:11:44,563 - Where is it? - Can I give you some advice? 1229 01:11:44,763 --> 01:11:47,773 - Hmm? - You gotta get better at this part of the job. 1230 01:11:47,933 --> 01:11:49,403 I don't understand. 1231 01:11:49,563 --> 01:11:50,943 I'm intimidating. 1232 01:11:51,103 --> 01:11:53,983 - Staten Island Ferry, 11. - Oh, that's soon. 1233 01:11:54,153 --> 01:11:55,873 That's gonna dissolve in two hours. 1234 01:11:56,033 --> 01:11:58,623 No, no, no. Come fix this. 1235 01:11:58,783 --> 01:12:00,593 - Two hours. You deserve that. - I got ice cream in here. 1236 01:12:00,613 --> 01:12:03,213 You deserve that. You're a criminal. Bye, Mr. Criminal. 1237 01:12:17,843 --> 01:12:19,143 Nice. 1238 01:12:22,433 --> 01:12:25,053 Okay, Karen, activate Enhanced Reconnaissance Mode. 1239 01:12:25,223 --> 01:12:26,273 Sure thing. 1240 01:12:26,643 --> 01:12:28,773 He's up front, main deck. 1241 01:12:28,933 --> 01:12:30,363 I hate this guy. 1242 01:12:30,523 --> 01:12:32,863 It's the guy from the bridge, right? Who's that other guy? 1243 01:12:33,023 --> 01:12:34,653 Just keep me posted. 1244 01:12:34,813 --> 01:12:36,833 There's no record of him in my criminal database. 1245 01:12:36,863 --> 01:12:39,673 Incoming call from May Parker. Should I reroute to your heads-up display? 1246 01:12:39,693 --> 01:12:42,123 I can't talk right now. I'll call her back. 1247 01:12:42,993 --> 01:12:47,373 Hey, dronie, keep an eye on that guy. We can't let anybody get away this time. 1248 01:12:55,633 --> 01:12:57,723 - Who's the guy on the left? - Mac Gargan. 1249 01:12:57,883 --> 01:13:00,303 Extensive criminal record, including homicide. 1250 01:13:00,463 --> 01:13:02,313 Would you like me to activate Instant Kill? 1251 01:13:02,473 --> 01:13:05,893 No, Karen, stop it with the Instant Kill already. 1252 01:13:07,103 --> 01:13:09,393 White pickup truck. 1253 01:13:13,733 --> 01:13:16,033 Dronie, scan the ship for a white pickup truck. 1254 01:13:36,923 --> 01:13:38,173 Oh, this is too perfect. 1255 01:13:38,343 --> 01:13:40,683 I got the weapons, buyers and sellers in one place. 1256 01:13:40,843 --> 01:13:43,813 - Incoming call from Tony Stark. - No, no, no. 1257 01:13:43,973 --> 01:13:46,143 - Don't answer. - Mr. Parker. Got a sec? 1258 01:13:46,303 --> 01:13:48,733 - Uh, I'm actually at school. - No, you're not. 1259 01:13:48,893 --> 01:13:50,773 - Nice work in D. C. - Okay. 1260 01:13:50,933 --> 01:13:53,653 My dad never really gave me a lot of support... 1261 01:13:53,813 --> 01:13:55,983 and I'm trying to break the cycle of shame. 1262 01:13:56,153 --> 01:13:57,463 Uh, I'm in the middle of something. 1263 01:13:57,483 --> 01:13:59,003 Don't cut me off when I'm complimenting you. 1264 01:13:59,023 --> 01:14:00,653 Anyway, great things are about to... 1265 01:14:02,363 --> 01:14:04,783 - What is that? - Uh, I'm at band practice. 1266 01:14:04,953 --> 01:14:09,623 That's odd. Happy told me you quit band six weeks ago. What's up? 1267 01:14:09,783 --> 01:14:12,003 - I gotta go. Uh, end call. - Hey. 1268 01:14:12,163 --> 01:14:13,293 I'll take those! 1269 01:14:14,163 --> 01:14:15,343 Yoink. 1270 01:14:16,923 --> 01:14:20,263 Hey, guys. The illegal-weapons-deal ferry was at 10:30. You missed it. 1271 01:14:29,263 --> 01:14:30,893 Spider guy's here. 1272 01:14:33,563 --> 01:14:36,063 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not so fast. 1273 01:14:36,893 --> 01:14:40,193 Are you guys okay? My bad. That was a little hard. 1274 01:14:40,733 --> 01:14:43,913 I got to say, the other guy was way better with that thing. 1275 01:14:44,363 --> 01:14:45,583 I'm honestly... 1276 01:14:45,743 --> 01:14:47,703 I'm... I'm shocked. 1277 01:14:59,753 --> 01:15:01,723 - Freeze! FBI. - Don't move. 1278 01:15:01,883 --> 01:15:03,683 - Get on the ground. - FBI. 1279 01:15:03,843 --> 01:15:04,893 What do you mean, FBI? 1280 01:15:05,053 --> 01:15:08,473 - Federal Bureau of Investigation. - I know, but what are they doing here? 1281 01:15:16,433 --> 01:15:18,533 Get out of the way. Get out of the way! 1282 01:15:18,733 --> 01:15:20,823 Whoa, whoa, whoa! No. 1283 01:15:22,733 --> 01:15:25,533 Look out, look out, look out. Move, move, move! 1284 01:15:31,163 --> 01:15:32,563 - Move. - Get to the top deck. 1285 01:15:32,703 --> 01:15:34,253 We're getting out of here. 1286 01:16:13,323 --> 01:16:15,423 Activate Taser web! 1287 01:16:26,843 --> 01:16:29,893 You're messing with things you don't understand. 1288 01:17:09,263 --> 01:17:11,053 Oh, my God. What do I do? Karen... 1289 01:17:11,223 --> 01:17:14,473 give me an x-ray of the boat and target all the strongest points. 1290 01:17:17,303 --> 01:17:19,353 Web grenade. Web grenade. 1291 01:17:21,183 --> 01:17:23,403 Splitter web, go. 1292 01:17:51,463 --> 01:17:54,593 Great job, Peter. You are 98 percent successful. 1293 01:17:54,763 --> 01:17:58,013 - Ninety-eight? - Yeah, Spider-Man! 1294 01:17:59,183 --> 01:18:01,773 No, no, no. 1295 01:18:19,413 --> 01:18:21,333 No! 1296 01:18:36,383 --> 01:18:38,013 What the hell? 1297 01:18:41,433 --> 01:18:43,313 What the hell? 1298 01:18:45,103 --> 01:18:46,823 Hi, Spider-Man. 1299 01:18:46,983 --> 01:18:49,363 Band practice, was it? 1300 01:19:11,003 --> 01:19:13,223 Yeah, Iron Man! 1301 01:19:20,803 --> 01:19:22,403 Uh, Mr. Stark. 1302 01:19:23,933 --> 01:19:27,403 Hey, Mr. Stark, could I do anything? What do you want me to do? 1303 01:19:28,193 --> 01:19:30,443 I think you've done enough. 1304 01:19:44,583 --> 01:19:47,833 So that's it. You're just gonna run? 1305 01:19:50,213 --> 01:19:52,683 Feds were waiting for us. 1306 01:19:52,843 --> 01:19:55,513 Now we're on Iron Man's radar? 1307 01:19:56,133 --> 01:19:57,933 Yeah, I'm running. 1308 01:19:58,723 --> 01:19:59,893 You should too. 1309 01:20:00,433 --> 01:20:02,273 You know I can't do that. 1310 01:20:02,433 --> 01:20:03,653 So now what? 1311 01:20:04,053 --> 01:20:08,783 Mason, can you get that high-altitude seal thing up and running in time? 1312 01:20:09,563 --> 01:20:10,943 Seriously? 1313 01:20:11,103 --> 01:20:13,283 Yes. You will not regret this. 1314 01:20:16,733 --> 01:20:18,243 You in? 1315 01:20:28,873 --> 01:20:30,973 Previously on Peter Screws the Pooch... 1316 01:20:31,123 --> 01:20:32,843 I tell you to stay away from this. 1317 01:20:33,003 --> 01:20:35,633 Instead, you hacked a multimillion-dollar suit... 1318 01:20:35,793 --> 01:20:38,053 so you could sneak around behind my back... 1319 01:20:38,213 --> 01:20:42,223 - doing the one thing I told you not to do. - Is everyone okay? 1320 01:20:43,093 --> 01:20:45,603 No thanks to you. 1321 01:20:46,393 --> 01:20:48,393 No thanks to me? 1322 01:20:49,933 --> 01:20:52,563 Those weapons were out there, and I tried to tell you about it... 1323 01:20:52,733 --> 01:20:54,113 but you didn't listen. 1324 01:20:54,273 --> 01:20:57,703 None of this would've happened if you had just listened to me. 1325 01:20:57,863 --> 01:20:59,913 If you even cared, you'd actually be here. 1326 01:21:04,453 --> 01:21:07,543 I did listen, kid. Who do you think called the FBI, huh? 1327 01:21:07,913 --> 01:21:10,293 Do you know I was the only one who believed in you? 1328 01:21:10,453 --> 01:21:14,253 Everyone else said I was crazy to recruit a 14-year-old kid. 1329 01:21:14,423 --> 01:21:16,713 - I'm 15. - No, this is where you zip it, all right? 1330 01:21:16,883 --> 01:21:19,473 The adult is talking. What if somebody had died tonight? 1331 01:21:19,633 --> 01:21:22,733 Different story, right? Because that's on you. 1332 01:21:22,883 --> 01:21:24,233 And if you died... 1333 01:21:24,393 --> 01:21:26,603 I feel like that's on me. 1334 01:21:26,933 --> 01:21:28,853 - I don't need that on my conscience. - Yes, sir. 1335 01:21:28,973 --> 01:21:31,603 - I'm sorry. I understand. - Sorry doesn't cut it. 1336 01:21:32,233 --> 01:21:34,153 I just wanted to be like you. 1337 01:21:34,313 --> 01:21:35,863 And I wanted you to be better. 1338 01:21:37,613 --> 01:21:39,983 It's not working out. I'm gonna need the suit back. 1339 01:21:40,153 --> 01:21:42,373 - For how long? - Forever. 1340 01:21:42,533 --> 01:21:44,583 - Yeah, that's how it works. - No, no. Please. 1341 01:21:44,743 --> 01:21:46,663 - Let's have it. - Please, this is all I have. 1342 01:21:46,823 --> 01:21:48,203 I'm nothing without this suit. 1343 01:21:48,953 --> 01:21:51,473 If you're nothing without this suit, then you shouldn't have it. 1344 01:21:51,543 --> 01:21:52,713 Okay? 1345 01:21:52,873 --> 01:21:55,093 God, I sound like my dad. 1346 01:21:57,133 --> 01:21:59,003 I don't have any other clothes. 1347 01:21:59,673 --> 01:22:01,673 Okay, we'll sort that out. 1348 01:22:11,853 --> 01:22:13,233 Hey. 1349 01:22:18,023 --> 01:22:21,373 I've been calling you all day. You didn't answer your phone. 1350 01:22:21,533 --> 01:22:22,993 You can't do that. 1351 01:22:23,153 --> 01:22:25,783 Then this ferry thing happens. 1352 01:22:25,953 --> 01:22:28,623 I've called five police stations. 1353 01:22:28,783 --> 01:22:30,003 Five. 1354 01:22:30,163 --> 01:22:32,103 I called five of your friends. I called Ned's mother. 1355 01:22:32,123 --> 01:22:35,753 I'm fine. May, I'm okay. Honestly, just relax. I'm fine. 1356 01:22:36,673 --> 01:22:37,713 Cut the bullshit. 1357 01:22:37,883 --> 01:22:39,553 I know you left detention. 1358 01:22:39,713 --> 01:22:42,213 I know you left the hotel room in Washington. 1359 01:22:42,383 --> 01:22:44,303 I know you sneak out of this house every night. 1360 01:22:44,473 --> 01:22:45,763 That's not fine. 1361 01:22:45,923 --> 01:22:49,553 Peter, you have to tell me what's going on. Just lay it out. 1362 01:22:49,723 --> 01:22:50,773 It's just me and you. 1363 01:22:52,643 --> 01:22:54,273 I lost the Stark internship. 1364 01:22:54,853 --> 01:22:56,443 - What? - Yeah. 1365 01:22:56,893 --> 01:22:58,023 What happened? 1366 01:22:58,563 --> 01:23:02,663 I just thought that I could work really hard and he could... He would... You know. 1367 01:23:03,983 --> 01:23:05,953 But I screwed it up. 1368 01:23:06,113 --> 01:23:07,913 It's okay, it's okay. 1369 01:23:09,623 --> 01:23:11,243 It's okay. 1370 01:23:12,123 --> 01:23:14,543 I'm sorry I made you worry. 1371 01:23:14,703 --> 01:23:16,553 I'm not trying to ruin your life. 1372 01:23:16,713 --> 01:23:18,003 Yeah, I know. 1373 01:23:18,173 --> 01:23:19,463 Just... 1374 01:23:19,633 --> 01:23:22,003 - I used to sneak out too. - Yeah. 1375 01:23:25,013 --> 01:23:27,183 And take a shower. You smell. 1376 01:23:27,843 --> 01:23:30,223 You smell like garbage. 1377 01:23:30,393 --> 01:23:32,013 I know. 1378 01:23:35,063 --> 01:23:37,403 Peter, you're a good kid and you're a smart kid... 1379 01:23:37,563 --> 01:23:40,193 so just try to keep your head straight, okay? 1380 01:23:40,813 --> 01:23:42,283 Okay. 1381 01:23:42,443 --> 01:23:44,283 All right, get out of here. 1382 01:23:52,163 --> 01:23:53,283 Are you expelled? 1383 01:23:53,453 --> 01:23:56,453 Do you have to go to that high school where the principal has a crossbow? 1384 01:23:56,623 --> 01:23:59,973 Pretty sure that's an urban myth, and, no, I'm not expelled. 1385 01:24:00,503 --> 01:24:02,803 You're so lucky. 1386 01:24:50,923 --> 01:24:52,303 Hey. 1387 01:24:52,473 --> 01:24:55,603 - Hey. - I thought you had calculus fifth period. 1388 01:24:55,763 --> 01:24:58,143 Yeah, I was just doing some homecoming stuff. 1389 01:24:58,313 --> 01:25:00,033 Hey, look, I, uh... 1390 01:25:00,893 --> 01:25:03,613 I just wanted to apologize about the whole decathlon thing. 1391 01:25:03,773 --> 01:25:04,863 It's fine. 1392 01:25:05,023 --> 01:25:09,073 Last week, decathlon was the most important thing, but then I almost died. 1393 01:25:09,233 --> 01:25:11,163 No, I'm... 1394 01:25:11,323 --> 01:25:13,323 I just mean that... 1395 01:25:13,823 --> 01:25:16,373 it was not cool, especially... 1396 01:25:18,123 --> 01:25:19,873 because... 1397 01:25:21,123 --> 01:25:23,723 I like you. 1398 01:25:24,213 --> 01:25:25,713 I know. 1399 01:25:28,343 --> 01:25:29,383 You do? 1400 01:25:30,053 --> 01:25:32,183 You're terrible at keeping secrets. 1401 01:25:32,343 --> 01:25:34,013 Yeah, you'd be surprised. 1402 01:25:37,393 --> 01:25:39,693 I got to get to class, but, um... 1403 01:25:40,103 --> 01:25:43,323 I'd say we should hang out, but I'm gonna be in detention for... 1404 01:25:43,523 --> 01:25:47,443 - Uh-huh. - ever, but, um... 1405 01:25:47,613 --> 01:25:49,953 I guess you already have a date to homecoming. 1406 01:25:50,113 --> 01:25:54,833 Actually, I was so busy planning it, I never really got around to that part, so... 1407 01:25:56,033 --> 01:25:57,753 Uh, do you want to... 1408 01:25:57,913 --> 01:25:58,963 go with me? 1409 01:25:59,913 --> 01:26:01,753 Yeah. Sure. 1410 01:26:01,913 --> 01:26:04,543 Really? I mean, uh, great. Cool. 1411 01:26:04,923 --> 01:26:06,343 Cool. 1412 01:26:06,833 --> 01:26:09,433 I'm actually going that way. 1413 01:26:09,593 --> 01:26:11,263 Um... 1414 01:26:21,263 --> 01:26:22,483 May, I need your help. 1415 01:26:24,023 --> 01:26:26,823 ♪ Two dozen other dirty lovers ♪ 1416 01:26:27,603 --> 01:26:30,033 ♪ Must be a sucker for it♪ 1417 01:26:31,233 --> 01:26:34,783 ♪ I don't know how I'm meant to act With all of you lot ♪ 1418 01:26:34,993 --> 01:26:38,713 ♪ Sometimes you don't try Just now, now, now ♪ 1419 01:26:38,913 --> 01:26:40,753 Through or around? 1420 01:26:40,953 --> 01:26:43,963 ♪ Now, now, now♪ 1421 01:26:45,753 --> 01:26:47,003 - Right? - Heh-heh. 1422 01:26:47,213 --> 01:26:49,463 ♪ Your legs give way You hit the ground ♪ 1423 01:26:49,673 --> 01:26:51,013 ♪ Save it for later ♪ 1424 01:26:51,213 --> 01:26:53,263 ♪ Don't run away and let me down ♪ 1425 01:26:53,463 --> 01:26:56,093 ♪ You let me down ♪ 1426 01:26:57,343 --> 01:26:59,603 It's game day. So, what's the plan? 1427 01:26:59,763 --> 01:27:01,313 - Open the door for her. - Mm-hm. 1428 01:27:01,473 --> 01:27:03,993 Tell her she looks nice, but not too much because that's creepy. 1429 01:27:04,063 --> 01:27:05,153 - Don't be creepy. - No. 1430 01:27:05,313 --> 01:27:07,983 When I dance with her, I'm putting my hands on her hips. 1431 01:27:08,153 --> 01:27:09,903 I got this. 1432 01:27:10,113 --> 01:27:11,703 ♪ Save it for later ♪ 1433 01:27:12,323 --> 01:27:13,363 - Love you. - Bye. 1434 01:27:13,573 --> 01:27:14,783 ♪ Sooner or later ♪ 1435 01:27:14,993 --> 01:27:17,333 ♪ You hit the deck You get found out ♪ 1436 01:27:17,533 --> 01:27:18,873 ♪ Save it for later ♪ 1437 01:27:20,703 --> 01:27:22,503 ♪ You let me down ♪ 1438 01:27:28,253 --> 01:27:29,883 You must be Peter. 1439 01:27:30,713 --> 01:27:31,843 Yeah. 1440 01:27:32,003 --> 01:27:33,553 I'm Liz's dad. 1441 01:27:33,713 --> 01:27:35,213 Put her there. 1442 01:27:35,803 --> 01:27:37,343 Hell of a grip. 1443 01:27:37,513 --> 01:27:39,813 Come on in here. Come on. 1444 01:28:03,333 --> 01:28:04,583 Hi, Peter. 1445 01:28:05,243 --> 01:28:06,843 You look very handsome. 1446 01:28:07,003 --> 01:28:08,503 Thank you. 1447 01:28:08,663 --> 01:28:10,793 You got his name right? 1448 01:28:10,963 --> 01:28:12,333 - Freddie? - Peter. 1449 01:28:12,503 --> 01:28:13,723 - Peter. Peter. - Heh. 1450 01:28:14,713 --> 01:28:15,843 I'm gonna go get Liz. 1451 01:28:16,253 --> 01:28:17,803 Okay. 1452 01:28:23,763 --> 01:28:24,983 You all right, Pete? 1453 01:28:25,143 --> 01:28:26,263 Yeah. 1454 01:28:26,643 --> 01:28:29,023 Because you look pale. 1455 01:28:30,853 --> 01:28:32,323 You want something to drink? 1456 01:28:32,483 --> 01:28:34,733 A bourbon or a Scotch, or something like that? 1457 01:28:34,903 --> 01:28:36,203 I'm not old enough to drink. 1458 01:28:36,733 --> 01:28:38,163 That's the right answer. 1459 01:28:40,283 --> 01:28:41,283 Wow. 1460 01:28:41,783 --> 01:28:45,383 - Wow, wow, wow. Do you look beautiful. - Please don't embarrass me, Dad. 1461 01:28:45,533 --> 01:28:46,963 Doesn't she, Pete? 1462 01:28:47,123 --> 01:28:49,503 Yeah, you look really good. 1463 01:28:49,663 --> 01:28:51,883 Once again, that's the right answer. 1464 01:28:52,043 --> 01:28:54,093 Is that a corsage? 1465 01:28:55,843 --> 01:28:57,343 Thanks. 1466 01:28:57,503 --> 01:29:00,723 Well, hey, I'm your chauffeur, so, uh, let's get this show on the road. 1467 01:29:00,883 --> 01:29:04,063 No, no, no, we have to take some pictures, babe. All right. 1468 01:29:04,223 --> 01:29:06,473 - Oh, right here. Perfect. - Mom. 1469 01:29:06,643 --> 01:29:08,113 Okay. Come on, you guys. 1470 01:29:08,853 --> 01:29:10,943 Peter, closer. 1471 01:29:12,193 --> 01:29:13,563 Smile. 1472 01:29:14,523 --> 01:29:16,323 There you go. 1473 01:29:16,903 --> 01:29:18,023 Oh... 1474 01:29:22,113 --> 01:29:25,293 - Sir, you don't have to drive us. - No, no, it's not a big deal. 1475 01:29:25,453 --> 01:29:27,673 I'm going out of town. It's right on my way. 1476 01:29:27,833 --> 01:29:29,753 - He's always going. Have fun. - Last time. 1477 01:29:29,913 --> 01:29:31,293 - Thank you. - Promise. 1478 01:29:31,453 --> 01:29:32,883 - He's cute. - Shh. 1479 01:29:34,963 --> 01:29:37,553 - See you in a couple of days. All right. - Bye, baby. 1480 01:29:37,713 --> 01:29:39,303 Come on, Pedro. 1481 01:29:39,463 --> 01:29:41,393 - Bye, Peter. Have fun. - Yeah, I will. 1482 01:29:51,733 --> 01:29:54,353 - What are you gonna do, Pete? - What? 1483 01:29:54,813 --> 01:29:56,653 When you graduate, what do you think you'll do? 1484 01:29:56,733 --> 01:29:59,323 - Oh, um, I don't know. - Don't grill him, Dad. 1485 01:30:00,073 --> 01:30:02,073 Just saying, you know. 1486 01:30:02,243 --> 01:30:03,993 All you guys who go to that school... 1487 01:30:04,153 --> 01:30:06,583 you pretty much have your life planned out, right? 1488 01:30:07,123 --> 01:30:09,293 Yeah, no, I'm just a sophomore. 1489 01:30:09,453 --> 01:30:12,883 Peter has an internship with Tony Stark. I think he doesn't have to worry. 1490 01:30:13,583 --> 01:30:15,333 - Really? Stark? - Mm-hm. 1491 01:30:15,503 --> 01:30:17,223 So cool. 1492 01:30:18,253 --> 01:30:19,423 What do you do? 1493 01:30:20,343 --> 01:30:22,813 Yeah, actually, I don't intern for him anymore. 1494 01:30:22,963 --> 01:30:25,973 - Seriously? - Yeah, it got, um... 1495 01:30:26,133 --> 01:30:27,183 boring. 1496 01:30:27,343 --> 01:30:30,313 It was boring? You got to hang out with Spider-Man. 1497 01:30:30,473 --> 01:30:32,403 Really? Spider-Man? 1498 01:30:33,023 --> 01:30:35,443 Wow. What's he like? 1499 01:30:36,523 --> 01:30:38,073 Yeah, he's nice. 1500 01:30:38,233 --> 01:30:40,073 Nice man. 1501 01:30:40,233 --> 01:30:42,073 Solid dude. 1502 01:30:42,693 --> 01:30:43,913 Hmm. 1503 01:30:44,993 --> 01:30:47,083 Look. So cute. 1504 01:30:47,283 --> 01:30:48,873 Aww... 1505 01:30:52,453 --> 01:30:54,673 I've seen you around, right? I mean... 1506 01:30:55,413 --> 01:30:56,543 somewhere. We've, uh... 1507 01:30:56,713 --> 01:30:58,553 Have we ever...? Because even the voice... 1508 01:30:58,923 --> 01:31:01,053 Um, he does Academic Decathlon with me. 1509 01:31:01,253 --> 01:31:03,633 - Oh. - And he was at my party. 1510 01:31:03,803 --> 01:31:06,183 It was a great party, really great, yeah. 1511 01:31:06,343 --> 01:31:10,563 - Beautiful house, a lot of windows. Heh. - You were there for, like, two seconds. 1512 01:31:11,223 --> 01:31:14,483 That was... I was there longer than two seconds. 1513 01:31:14,643 --> 01:31:18,153 - You disappeared. - No. No, I did not disappear. 1514 01:31:18,313 --> 01:31:22,493 Yes, you did. You disappeared like you always do, like you did in D.C. too. 1515 01:31:29,033 --> 01:31:33,413 Whew. That's terrible what happened down there in D.C., though. 1516 01:31:33,583 --> 01:31:35,203 Were you scared? 1517 01:31:36,043 --> 01:31:38,543 I'll bet you were glad when your old pal Spider-Man... 1518 01:31:38,713 --> 01:31:40,803 showed up in the elevator, though, huh? 1519 01:31:43,593 --> 01:31:45,303 Yeah, well, I actually didn't go up. 1520 01:31:45,463 --> 01:31:47,223 I saw it all from the ground. 1521 01:31:48,223 --> 01:31:49,563 Yeah. 1522 01:31:49,883 --> 01:31:52,233 Very lucky that he was there that day. 1523 01:31:55,273 --> 01:31:57,943 Good old Spider-Man. 1524 01:32:01,523 --> 01:32:03,443 Dad, the light. 1525 01:32:18,833 --> 01:32:21,053 Here we are. End of the line. 1526 01:32:21,213 --> 01:32:22,633 Thanks, Dad. 1527 01:32:23,083 --> 01:32:24,633 You head in there, gumdrop. 1528 01:32:24,793 --> 01:32:27,553 I'm gonna give Peter the, uh, "dad" talk. 1529 01:32:29,423 --> 01:32:31,393 Don't let him intimidate you. 1530 01:32:31,553 --> 01:32:32,773 Love you. 1531 01:32:32,933 --> 01:32:35,403 - Love you, gumdrop. - Have a safe flight. 1532 01:32:35,563 --> 01:32:36,773 Hi. 1533 01:32:37,813 --> 01:32:40,113 You guys look so pretty. 1534 01:32:44,943 --> 01:32:45,993 Does she know? 1535 01:32:47,033 --> 01:32:48,323 Know what? 1536 01:32:48,493 --> 01:32:50,243 So she doesn't. Good. 1537 01:32:50,403 --> 01:32:52,083 Close to the vest. 1538 01:32:52,243 --> 01:32:53,413 I admire that. 1539 01:32:53,573 --> 01:32:55,703 I've got a few secrets of my own. 1540 01:32:56,333 --> 01:33:00,173 Of all the reasons I didn't want my daughter to date... 1541 01:33:02,333 --> 01:33:03,753 Peter... 1542 01:33:03,923 --> 01:33:06,143 nothing is more important than family. 1543 01:33:06,293 --> 01:33:08,093 You saved my daughter's life. 1544 01:33:08,253 --> 01:33:10,103 I could never forget something like that. 1545 01:33:10,263 --> 01:33:12,013 So I'm gonna give you one chance. 1546 01:33:12,183 --> 01:33:13,303 Are you ready? 1547 01:33:14,013 --> 01:33:17,013 You walk through those doors, you forget any of this happened... 1548 01:33:17,433 --> 01:33:20,813 and don't you ever, ever... 1549 01:33:20,983 --> 01:33:23,573 interfere with my business again. 1550 01:33:23,733 --> 01:33:25,653 Because if you do... 1551 01:33:25,813 --> 01:33:28,073 I'll kill you... 1552 01:33:28,233 --> 01:33:29,833 and everybody you love. 1553 01:33:31,073 --> 01:33:32,913 I'll kill you dead. 1554 01:33:33,073 --> 01:33:35,873 That's what I'll do to protect my family. Do you understand? 1555 01:33:37,783 --> 01:33:39,213 Hey. 1556 01:33:40,543 --> 01:33:43,963 I just saved your life. Now, what do you say? 1557 01:33:46,173 --> 01:33:47,513 Thank you. 1558 01:33:47,673 --> 01:33:49,423 You're welcome. 1559 01:33:49,593 --> 01:33:55,143 Now, you go on in there and you show my daughter a good time, okay? 1560 01:33:55,893 --> 01:33:57,763 Just not too good. 1561 01:34:38,473 --> 01:34:40,273 ♪ I saw your eyes ♪ 1562 01:34:40,433 --> 01:34:41,773 ♪ I saw your eyes ♪ 1563 01:34:41,973 --> 01:34:45,193 ♪ I saw your eyes ♪ 1564 01:34:45,393 --> 01:34:47,443 ♪ And it made me cry ♪ 1565 01:34:47,653 --> 01:34:48,823 ♪ And it made me cry ♪ 1566 01:34:48,983 --> 01:34:51,283 ♪ And it made me cry ♪ 1567 01:34:51,443 --> 01:34:52,493 Hey. 1568 01:34:52,693 --> 01:34:54,543 ♪ And for a little while ♪ 1569 01:34:54,943 --> 01:34:56,373 What did he say to you? 1570 01:34:58,283 --> 01:35:00,083 ♪ I was falling in love ♪ 1571 01:35:00,623 --> 01:35:02,043 Gotta go. 1572 01:35:03,953 --> 01:35:05,583 I'm sorry. 1573 01:35:05,963 --> 01:35:07,883 You don't deserve this. 1574 01:35:29,313 --> 01:35:30,663 He gave you a choice. 1575 01:35:30,813 --> 01:35:32,913 - You chose wrong. - What the hell? 1576 01:35:33,073 --> 01:35:34,743 What's with the crappy costume? 1577 01:35:37,153 --> 01:35:38,373 My web-shooters. 1578 01:35:47,293 --> 01:35:51,893 I wasn't sure about this thing at first, but damn. 1579 01:35:56,263 --> 01:35:58,433 Ugh. Gross. 1580 01:36:10,353 --> 01:36:12,863 - Why did he send you here? - Guess you'll never know. 1581 01:36:17,943 --> 01:36:19,203 Nice shot! 1582 01:36:24,533 --> 01:36:25,663 Yes! 1583 01:36:25,833 --> 01:36:27,673 Ned, the guy with the wings is Liz's dad. 1584 01:36:27,833 --> 01:36:29,713 - What? - I gotta tell Mr. Stark. 1585 01:36:29,873 --> 01:36:32,723 Call Happy Hogan. He's Mr. Stark's head of security. 1586 01:36:32,883 --> 01:36:34,243 Get a computer and track my phone. 1587 01:36:34,503 --> 01:36:36,403 - Will you be okay? - Hurry, we gotta catch him... 1588 01:36:36,423 --> 01:36:38,723 before he leaves town. 1589 01:36:38,883 --> 01:36:41,103 I'm sorry about dinner... 1590 01:36:41,513 --> 01:36:44,813 but I know when branzino's fresh, and that was not fresh, okay? So... 1591 01:36:46,263 --> 01:36:47,993 Flash, I need your car and phone. 1592 01:36:48,023 --> 01:36:50,773 Uh, sir, technically, this is my dad's car, sir. So I can't... 1593 01:36:59,363 --> 01:37:01,423 Hello, Ned? Hey, hey, can you hear me? 1594 01:37:01,453 --> 01:37:03,453 - Go for Ned. - Ned, I need you... 1595 01:37:03,663 --> 01:37:05,953 - to track my phone. - Yeah, but where is it? 1596 01:37:10,913 --> 01:37:13,433 Genius move. Okay, he just passed the GameStop on Jackson Avenue. 1597 01:37:13,463 --> 01:37:16,683 Hey, where are the headlights on this thing? I'm in Flash's car. 1598 01:37:16,843 --> 01:37:19,183 - I'll pull the specs. - Okay, you're on speakerphone. 1599 01:37:19,343 --> 01:37:22,313 - You stole Flash's car. Awesome. - Yeah, it's awesome. It's... 1600 01:37:23,803 --> 01:37:25,853 Get out of the way, get out of the way! Move! 1601 01:37:26,013 --> 01:37:27,773 - Are you okay? - I've never driven before... 1602 01:37:27,813 --> 01:37:31,483 only with May in parking lots. This is a huge step up. 1603 01:37:33,483 --> 01:37:35,043 Hey, have you gotten through to Happy yet? 1604 01:37:35,063 --> 01:37:38,413 Yeah. I'm working on it. I just gotta backdoor the phone system. 1605 01:37:41,823 --> 01:37:43,543 Guy in the chair. 1606 01:37:48,623 --> 01:37:50,183 Takeoff in nine minutes. 1607 01:37:50,203 --> 01:37:52,383 - Hello? Hello? Who is this? - Uh... 1608 01:37:52,543 --> 01:37:53,663 - Mr. Happy, it's Ned. - Who? 1609 01:37:53,753 --> 01:37:56,193 I'm an associate of Peter Parker. Got something very important to tell you... 1610 01:37:56,213 --> 01:37:57,763 You gotta be shitting me. 1611 01:37:58,463 --> 01:37:59,513 Damn. 1612 01:37:59,673 --> 01:38:02,053 Hey, Ned, how we coming on with those headlights? 1613 01:38:03,633 --> 01:38:06,483 Round knob to the left of the steering wheel, turn clockwise. 1614 01:38:06,643 --> 01:38:07,933 Left, okay. 1615 01:38:08,103 --> 01:38:09,893 Okay, perfect. So where's my phone now? 1616 01:38:10,103 --> 01:38:11,273 Um... 1617 01:38:11,473 --> 01:38:13,203 He stopped in an old industrial park in Brooklyn. 1618 01:38:13,233 --> 01:38:16,033 What? That makes no sense. He said he was going out of town. 1619 01:38:16,193 --> 01:38:19,613 Weird. Oh, I reached Mr. Happy. Don't think he likes you, by the way. 1620 01:38:19,773 --> 01:38:21,453 It sounded like he was catching a flight. 1621 01:38:21,613 --> 01:38:22,883 He said something about taking off in nine minutes. 1622 01:38:22,903 --> 01:38:24,903 - What? - He was surrounded by boxes. 1623 01:38:25,073 --> 01:38:26,623 Boxes? It's moving day. 1624 01:38:26,783 --> 01:38:28,753 It's moving day. He's gonna rob that plane. 1625 01:38:28,913 --> 01:38:30,793 I gotta stop him! 1626 01:38:33,963 --> 01:38:35,753 All right, wheels up in eight minutes. 1627 01:38:35,923 --> 01:38:38,513 We just got to load Tony's old Hulkbuster armor... 1628 01:38:38,673 --> 01:38:42,093 prototype for Cap's new shield, and the Meging... 1629 01:38:42,263 --> 01:38:43,803 The Meg... The... 1630 01:38:43,973 --> 01:38:45,143 Thor's magic belt. 1631 01:38:46,473 --> 01:38:49,143 Okay, slow down. You're getting close. It's on your right. 1632 01:38:49,303 --> 01:38:50,563 - What? - Turn right. 1633 01:39:00,403 --> 01:39:02,703 - Peter. Are you okay? - Yeah. 1634 01:39:02,863 --> 01:39:05,283 Just keep trying to get through to Happy. 1635 01:39:05,743 --> 01:39:07,913 It's been an honor, Spider-Man. 1636 01:39:08,573 --> 01:39:10,793 What are you doing here? There's a dance. 1637 01:39:10,993 --> 01:39:12,593 Uh... 1638 01:39:14,583 --> 01:39:15,633 I'm... 1639 01:39:15,793 --> 01:39:17,093 looking... 1640 01:39:17,253 --> 01:39:19,423 at porn. 1641 01:39:57,713 --> 01:39:58,753 Hey! 1642 01:40:00,293 --> 01:40:01,673 Surprised? 1643 01:40:01,833 --> 01:40:03,713 Oh, hey, Pete. 1644 01:40:04,423 --> 01:40:05,723 I didn't hear you come in. 1645 01:40:05,883 --> 01:40:07,973 It's over. I've got you. 1646 01:40:08,133 --> 01:40:10,133 You know, I gotta tell you, Pete... 1647 01:40:10,723 --> 01:40:13,643 I really, really admire your grit. 1648 01:40:15,223 --> 01:40:16,403 I see why Liz likes you. 1649 01:40:18,603 --> 01:40:20,523 I do. When you first came to the house... 1650 01:40:20,693 --> 01:40:23,823 I wasn't sure. I thought, "Really?" But I get it now. 1651 01:40:24,653 --> 01:40:26,403 How could you do this to her? 1652 01:40:26,573 --> 01:40:28,573 To her? I'm not doing anything to her, Pete. 1653 01:40:28,743 --> 01:40:31,083 I'm doing this for her. 1654 01:40:31,283 --> 01:40:32,623 Hm. Yeah. 1655 01:40:36,663 --> 01:40:38,133 Peter... 1656 01:40:39,003 --> 01:40:40,043 you're young. 1657 01:40:40,213 --> 01:40:42,463 You don't understand how the world works. 1658 01:40:42,633 --> 01:40:45,383 But I understand that selling weapons to criminals is wrong. 1659 01:40:45,553 --> 01:40:48,303 How do you think your buddy Stark paid for that tower? 1660 01:40:48,463 --> 01:40:49,933 Or any of his little toys? 1661 01:40:50,093 --> 01:40:51,843 Those people, Pete, those people up there... 1662 01:40:52,013 --> 01:40:54,313 the rich and the powerful, they do whatever they want. 1663 01:40:54,473 --> 01:40:56,223 Guys like us... 1664 01:40:56,393 --> 01:40:58,273 like you and me... 1665 01:40:58,433 --> 01:40:59,903 they don't care about us. 1666 01:41:00,063 --> 01:41:02,533 We build their roads, and we fight all their wars... 1667 01:41:02,693 --> 01:41:04,993 and everything, but they don't care about us. 1668 01:41:05,153 --> 01:41:09,323 We have to pick up after them. We have to eat their table scraps. 1669 01:41:10,573 --> 01:41:12,573 That's how it is. 1670 01:41:12,953 --> 01:41:15,043 I know you know what I'm talking about, Peter. 1671 01:41:15,203 --> 01:41:16,953 Why are you telling me this? 1672 01:41:17,123 --> 01:41:19,593 Because I want you to understand. 1673 01:41:19,753 --> 01:41:21,173 And... 1674 01:41:21,333 --> 01:41:24,333 I needed a little time to get her airborne. 1675 01:41:37,313 --> 01:41:38,353 I'm sorry, Peter. 1676 01:41:41,683 --> 01:41:45,483 What are you talking about? That thing hasn't even touched me yet. 1677 01:41:45,943 --> 01:41:48,193 True. Then again... 1678 01:41:48,363 --> 01:41:50,083 wasn't really trying to. 1679 01:41:55,823 --> 01:41:57,463 Chief, they're powering up engines. 1680 01:41:57,623 --> 01:42:00,463 - Okay. Yeah, yeah. - Come on, come on, come on. 1681 01:42:51,923 --> 01:42:53,723 Okay, ready? 1682 01:43:02,643 --> 01:43:04,613 Hello? 1683 01:43:06,983 --> 01:43:08,453 Hello! 1684 01:43:08,603 --> 01:43:10,203 Please, hey. 1685 01:43:10,613 --> 01:43:12,903 Hey, please. I'm down here. 1686 01:43:13,073 --> 01:43:15,043 I'm down here. I'm stuck. 1687 01:43:15,193 --> 01:43:17,993 I'm stuck. I can't move. I can't... 1688 01:43:34,763 --> 01:43:38,853 If you're nothing without this suit, then you shouldn't have it. 1689 01:43:44,603 --> 01:43:46,573 Come on, Peter. 1690 01:43:46,733 --> 01:43:48,273 Come on, Spider-Man. 1691 01:43:48,443 --> 01:43:50,403 Come on, Spider-Man. 1692 01:43:50,563 --> 01:43:52,783 Come on, Spider-Man. 1693 01:43:54,653 --> 01:43:57,033 Come on, Spider-Man! 1694 01:44:48,203 --> 01:44:50,043 Launch for intercept. Green light. Green light. 1695 01:44:50,083 --> 01:44:51,753 Oh, yeah. 1696 01:45:06,643 --> 01:45:08,943 Retroreflective panels engaged. 1697 01:45:20,953 --> 01:45:23,873 Got a visual on the plane, but I'm feeling a little resistance. 1698 01:45:24,033 --> 01:45:26,713 It's probably just drag on the new turbines. 1699 01:45:39,423 --> 01:45:42,603 Look out for the cloaking cameras. Stay in the blind spots. 1700 01:45:52,103 --> 01:45:53,853 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1701 01:45:54,193 --> 01:45:56,613 Deploying high-altitude vacuum seal. 1702 01:45:56,773 --> 01:45:58,023 This better work, Mason. 1703 01:46:03,863 --> 01:46:06,913 Trust me, boss, even one of those boxes and we are set for life. 1704 01:46:07,073 --> 01:46:08,373 Yeah. 1705 01:46:20,803 --> 01:46:22,403 You have 30 seconds to get to the cockpit... 1706 01:46:22,423 --> 01:46:24,223 and override their security. 1707 01:46:35,773 --> 01:46:37,323 Cloning transponder signal. 1708 01:46:37,483 --> 01:46:39,153 Launching decoy drone. 1709 01:46:40,613 --> 01:46:42,203 Whoa. 1710 01:46:43,283 --> 01:46:45,413 Entering new coordinates. 1711 01:46:51,413 --> 01:46:52,653 Good, so it's on its way. 1712 01:46:52,753 --> 01:46:55,593 - Yes, sir, right on course. - Okay, thank you. 1713 01:46:56,423 --> 01:46:57,843 All right. 1714 01:47:10,353 --> 01:47:11,973 Hot dog. 1715 01:48:01,613 --> 01:48:03,453 Just a typical homecoming... 1716 01:48:03,613 --> 01:48:06,333 on the outside of an invisible jet... 1717 01:48:07,033 --> 01:48:08,753 fighting my girlfriend's dad. Oh! 1718 01:48:18,293 --> 01:48:19,383 Oh, God! 1719 01:48:26,963 --> 01:48:29,063 I can't believe that worked. Whoa! 1720 01:49:05,543 --> 01:49:07,803 Chief, they're losing altitude. Get out of there. 1721 01:49:07,963 --> 01:49:09,243 I'm not going home empty-handed. 1722 01:49:19,393 --> 01:49:21,193 Oh, my God. 1723 01:49:35,703 --> 01:49:38,543 - Get out. What are you doing? - Please turn, please turn! 1724 01:51:13,513 --> 01:51:15,223 Hey, Pedro. 1725 01:52:02,643 --> 01:52:03,693 Bingo. 1726 01:52:19,863 --> 01:52:21,663 Your wingsuit. 1727 01:52:21,823 --> 01:52:23,923 Your wingsuit's going to explode! 1728 01:52:31,293 --> 01:52:32,763 Time to go home, Pete. 1729 01:52:32,923 --> 01:52:34,393 I'm trying to save you! 1730 01:52:49,603 --> 01:52:50,983 No. 1731 01:52:51,653 --> 01:52:53,193 No. 1732 01:54:32,753 --> 01:54:34,673 It looked so insane. That whole... 1733 01:54:34,833 --> 01:54:36,173 Like, it was just crazy. 1734 01:54:36,333 --> 01:54:37,513 He... He was just, like: 1735 01:54:38,883 --> 01:54:40,883 - And you were like, "Aah!" - Shh. 1736 01:54:41,053 --> 01:54:42,923 And then I just hit him with the: whoosh. 1737 01:54:43,093 --> 01:54:44,973 It was so... Oh, my God. 1738 01:54:45,133 --> 01:54:47,143 I mean, you saved me. 1739 01:54:47,473 --> 01:54:49,103 It was awesome. 1740 01:54:55,063 --> 01:54:56,813 Hey, Liz. 1741 01:54:58,313 --> 01:54:59,493 I'm gonna miss you. 1742 01:54:59,983 --> 01:55:01,573 Bye. 1743 01:55:02,193 --> 01:55:03,663 Liz. 1744 01:55:10,493 --> 01:55:11,713 Liz, look, I'm so sorry. 1745 01:55:12,743 --> 01:55:15,753 You say that a lot. What are you sorry for this time? 1746 01:55:17,173 --> 01:55:18,213 The dance? 1747 01:55:19,543 --> 01:55:22,303 That, um, was a pretty crappy thing to do. 1748 01:55:22,713 --> 01:55:23,803 Well, yeah, but I... 1749 01:55:23,963 --> 01:55:26,813 I mean, your dad... I can't imagine what you're going through. 1750 01:55:26,973 --> 01:55:29,143 If there's anything I can do to help... 1751 01:55:29,303 --> 01:55:31,813 I guess we're moving to Oregon. 1752 01:55:31,973 --> 01:55:35,233 Mom says it's nice there, so that's cool. 1753 01:55:36,063 --> 01:55:40,243 Anyways, Dad doesn't want us here during the trial. So... 1754 01:55:41,653 --> 01:55:44,323 Liz, I... I... 1755 01:55:44,483 --> 01:55:46,163 Bye, Peter. 1756 01:55:47,033 --> 01:55:50,533 Whatever's going on with you, I hope you figure it out. 1757 01:56:03,043 --> 01:56:06,593 Congratulations, decathlon national champions. 1758 01:56:06,763 --> 01:56:08,803 - Yeah! - Ha-ha. 1759 01:56:08,973 --> 01:56:11,393 I'll have to put this back in the trophy case soon... 1760 01:56:11,553 --> 01:56:14,063 but just for motivation right now at this practice. 1761 01:56:14,223 --> 01:56:15,903 I'm ahead of the game, but we will need... 1762 01:56:16,063 --> 01:56:17,603 a new team captain next year. 1763 01:56:17,773 --> 01:56:20,443 So I am appointing Michelle. 1764 01:56:21,443 --> 01:56:23,113 Yeah! 1765 01:56:25,323 --> 01:56:26,533 Uh, thank you. 1766 01:56:26,693 --> 01:56:28,163 My... My friends call me MJ. 1767 01:56:28,783 --> 01:56:30,833 I thought you didn't have any friends. 1768 01:56:30,993 --> 01:56:32,913 I didn't. 1769 01:56:37,793 --> 01:56:39,793 - I, uh, gotta go. - Hey, where you going? 1770 01:56:42,503 --> 01:56:44,633 What are you hiding, Peter? 1771 01:56:46,923 --> 01:56:48,523 I'm just kidding. I don't care. Bye. 1772 01:56:48,673 --> 01:56:51,353 - All right, so we should run some drills. - Yeah. 1773 01:56:59,773 --> 01:57:03,113 Hey, Happy. What, uh...? What are you doing here? 1774 01:57:04,063 --> 01:57:05,323 I really owe you one. 1775 01:57:07,403 --> 01:57:09,703 I don't know what I would do without this job. 1776 01:57:09,863 --> 01:57:11,663 I mean, before I met Tony... 1777 01:57:41,483 --> 01:57:43,483 So, uh, how long you been here? 1778 01:57:43,653 --> 01:57:45,823 Long enough to be awkward. Boss wants to see you. 1779 01:57:46,773 --> 01:57:49,653 - Is he here too? - In the toilet? No, he's upstate. 1780 01:57:50,193 --> 01:57:51,843 Upstate... Like, "upstate" upstate? 1781 01:57:51,863 --> 01:57:53,453 Yeah, let's go. 1782 01:57:54,823 --> 01:57:55,953 Take a look. 1783 01:57:56,123 --> 01:57:58,163 It's pretty impressive, huh? 1784 01:57:59,243 --> 01:58:02,003 They just finished remodeling the whole thing. 1785 01:58:28,233 --> 01:58:31,283 - You don't see that every day. - Oh, there they are. 1786 01:58:31,943 --> 01:58:33,573 How was the ride up? 1787 01:58:33,993 --> 01:58:36,623 - Good. - Give me a minute with the kid. 1788 01:58:37,373 --> 01:58:39,213 - Seriously? - Yeah. 1789 01:58:39,623 --> 01:58:41,003 I gotta talk to the kid. 1790 01:58:41,583 --> 01:58:42,673 I'll be close behind. 1791 01:58:42,833 --> 01:58:46,583 How about a loose follow? All right? Boundaries are good. 1792 01:58:51,593 --> 01:58:52,813 Sorry I took your suit. 1793 01:58:52,963 --> 01:58:55,473 You had it coming. Actually, it turns out it was... 1794 01:58:55,633 --> 01:58:57,643 the perfect tough-love moment that you needed. 1795 01:58:57,803 --> 01:59:00,653 To urge you on, right? Wouldn't you think? Don't you think? 1796 01:59:00,813 --> 01:59:02,603 - I guess. - Let's just say it was. 1797 01:59:04,483 --> 01:59:07,703 - Mr. Stark, I really... - You screwed the pooch hard, bigtime. 1798 01:59:08,313 --> 01:59:09,993 But then you did the right thing. 1799 01:59:10,153 --> 01:59:13,323 Took the dog to the free clinic, you raised the hybrid puppies... 1800 01:59:13,493 --> 01:59:15,363 All right, not my best analogy. 1801 01:59:16,573 --> 01:59:18,493 I was wrong about you. 1802 01:59:19,033 --> 01:59:21,293 I think, with a little more mentoring... 1803 01:59:21,453 --> 01:59:23,923 you could be a real asset to the team. 1804 01:59:25,713 --> 01:59:27,553 - To the...? To the team? - Yeah. Anyway... 1805 01:59:27,713 --> 01:59:30,763 there's about 50 reporters behind that door. Real ones, not bloggers. 1806 01:59:31,253 --> 01:59:33,103 When you're ready... 1807 01:59:33,463 --> 01:59:35,183 why don't you try that on? 1808 01:59:35,343 --> 01:59:39,273 And I'll introduce the world to the newest official member of the Avengers: 1809 01:59:39,433 --> 01:59:41,103 Spider-Man. 1810 01:59:43,563 --> 01:59:44,563 I... 1811 01:59:46,813 --> 01:59:49,063 Yeah, give that a look. 1812 01:59:54,573 --> 01:59:56,883 After the press conference, Happy will show you to your room... 1813 01:59:56,903 --> 01:59:58,003 your new quarters. 1814 01:59:58,153 --> 02:00:00,413 Where's he between? He's next to Vision? 1815 02:00:00,573 --> 02:00:02,833 - Yeah, Vision's not big on doors. - It's fun. 1816 02:00:02,993 --> 02:00:04,343 Or walls. 1817 02:00:04,493 --> 02:00:06,373 You'll fit right in. 1818 02:00:12,793 --> 02:00:14,803 Thank you, Mr. Stark. 1819 02:00:15,263 --> 02:00:16,513 But I'm good. 1820 02:00:17,553 --> 02:00:20,053 You're good? Good...? How are you good? 1821 02:00:20,223 --> 02:00:24,393 Well, I mean, I'd rather just stay on the ground for a little while. 1822 02:00:24,563 --> 02:00:26,733 Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. 1823 02:00:26,893 --> 02:00:28,973 Somebody's got to look out for the little guy, right? 1824 02:00:29,313 --> 02:00:30,783 You're turning me down? 1825 02:00:30,943 --> 02:00:33,033 You better think about this. Look at that. 1826 02:00:33,193 --> 02:00:34,443 Look at me. 1827 02:00:35,193 --> 02:00:36,283 Last chance. Yes or no? 1828 02:00:36,443 --> 02:00:37,743 - No. - Okay. 1829 02:00:37,903 --> 02:00:41,413 It's kind of a Springsteen-y, working-class hero vibe that I dig. 1830 02:00:41,573 --> 02:00:43,583 Uh, Happy will take you home. 1831 02:00:43,743 --> 02:00:45,243 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1832 02:00:45,413 --> 02:00:47,583 Mind waiting in the car? I need a minute. 1833 02:00:49,123 --> 02:00:51,803 - Thank you, Mr. Stark. - Yes, Mr. Parker, very well. 1834 02:00:51,963 --> 02:00:53,683 - See you around. - Okay. 1835 02:01:01,893 --> 02:01:03,103 That was a test, right? 1836 02:01:03,893 --> 02:01:06,363 - There's nobody back there? - Yes, you passed. 1837 02:01:07,223 --> 02:01:10,103 - All right, skedaddle there, young buck. - Thank you, Mr. Stark. 1838 02:01:10,273 --> 02:01:11,993 Yeah, thank you. 1839 02:01:14,063 --> 02:01:15,943 Told you he's a good kid. 1840 02:01:22,203 --> 02:01:23,673 - Where's the kid? - He left. 1841 02:01:23,823 --> 02:01:26,753 - Everybody's waiting. - He actually made a mature choice. 1842 02:01:26,913 --> 02:01:29,913 - It just surprised the heck out of us. - Did you screw this up? 1843 02:01:30,083 --> 02:01:32,313 - He told the kid to go wait in the car. - Are you kidding? 1844 02:01:32,333 --> 02:01:34,513 I have a room full of people in there waiting... 1845 02:01:34,673 --> 02:01:36,603 for some big announcement. What will I tell them? 1846 02:01:36,633 --> 02:01:39,133 Think of something. How about, um...? 1847 02:01:39,673 --> 02:01:41,853 - Hap, you still got that ring? - Do I...? I...? 1848 02:01:42,013 --> 02:01:43,323 - The engagement ring. - Are you kidding? 1849 02:01:43,343 --> 02:01:46,563 I've been carrying this since 2008. 1850 02:01:49,223 --> 02:01:50,353 Okay. 1851 02:01:50,523 --> 02:01:52,243 I think I can think of something better than that. 1852 02:01:52,273 --> 02:01:54,653 Well, it would buy us a little time. 1853 02:01:55,943 --> 02:01:58,073 Like we need time. 1854 02:01:58,233 --> 02:02:00,043 I can't believe you have that in your pocket. 1855 02:02:00,073 --> 02:02:02,573 - Want me to get the door for you, hon? - I got it. 1856 02:02:18,753 --> 02:02:21,223 Aunt May, did you do dinner already? 1857 02:02:31,473 --> 02:02:33,153 May? 1858 02:02:54,913 --> 02:02:55,963 What the fu...?! 1859 02:02:56,173 --> 02:02:58,133 ♪ They're forming in a straight line ♪ 1860 02:02:58,293 --> 02:03:00,173 ♪ They're going through a tight wind ♪' 1861 02:03:00,923 --> 02:03:02,803 ♪ The kids are losing their minds ♪ 1862 02:03:03,013 --> 02:03:04,513 ♪ The blitzkrieg bop ♪ 1863 02:03:06,433 --> 02:03:08,223 ♪ They're piling in the back seat ♪ 1864 02:03:09,103 --> 02:03:10,973 ♪ They're generating steam heat ♪ 1865 02:03:11,813 --> 02:03:13,523 ♪ Pulsating to the back beat ♪ 1866 02:03:13,813 --> 02:03:15,193 ♪ The blitzkrieg bop ♪ 1867 02:03:17,353 --> 02:03:19,953 ♪ Hey ho, let's go ♪ 1868 02:03:20,153 --> 02:03:21,703 ♪ Shoot 'em in the back now ♪ 1869 02:03:22,733 --> 02:03:25,033 ♪ What they want, I don't know ♪ 1870 02:03:25,243 --> 02:03:27,833 ♪ They're all revved up and ready to go ♪ 1871 02:03:28,033 --> 02:03:30,003 ♪ They're forming in a straight line ♪ 1872 02:03:30,743 --> 02:03:32,593 ♪ They're going through a tight wind ♪ 1873 02:03:33,413 --> 02:03:35,163 ♪ The kids are losing their minds ♪ 1874 02:03:35,373 --> 02:03:36,963 ♪ The blitzkrieg bop ♪ 1875 02:03:38,793 --> 02:03:40,463 ♪ They're piling in the back seat ♪ 1876 02:03:41,503 --> 02:03:43,183 ♪ They're generating steam heat ♪ 1877 02:03:44,303 --> 02:03:46,053 ♪ Pulsating to the back beat ♪ 1878 02:03:46,303 --> 02:03:47,683 ♪ The blitzkrieg bop ♪ 1879 02:03:49,803 --> 02:03:51,933 ♪ Hey ho, let's go ♪ 1880 02:03:52,473 --> 02:03:54,983 ♪ Hey ho, let's go ♪ 1881 02:03:55,273 --> 02:03:57,893 ♪ Hey ho, let's go ♪ 1882 02:03:58,273 --> 02:04:00,573 ♪ Hey ho, let's go ♪ 1883 02:04:01,153 --> 02:04:02,773 ♪ They're forming in a straight line ♪ 1884 02:04:03,443 --> 02:04:05,163 ♪ They're going through a tight wind ♪ 1885 02:04:06,113 --> 02:04:07,743 ♪ The kids are losing their minds ♪ 1886 02:04:07,993 --> 02:04:09,533 ♪ The blitzkrieg bop ♪ 1887 02:04:11,453 --> 02:04:13,043 ♪ They're piling in the back seat ♪ 1888 02:04:14,043 --> 02:04:15,753 ♪ They're generating steam heat ♪ 1889 02:04:16,753 --> 02:04:18,503 ♪ Pulsating to the back beat ♪ 1890 02:04:19,173 --> 02:04:20,513 ♪ The blitzkrieg bop ♪ 1891 02:04:22,343 --> 02:04:24,933 ♪ Hey ho, let's go ♪ 1892 02:04:25,173 --> 02:04:27,393 ♪ Shoot 'em in the back now ♪ 1893 02:04:27,723 --> 02:04:29,893 ♪ What they want, I don't know ♪ 1894 02:04:30,093 --> 02:04:32,773 ♪ They're all revved up and ready to go♪ 1895 02:04:32,973 --> 02:04:34,723 ♪ They're forming in a straight line ♪ 1896 02:04:35,643 --> 02:04:37,483 ♪ They're going through a tight wind ♪ 1897 02:04:38,353 --> 02:04:40,233 ♪ The kids are losing their minds ♪ 1898 02:04:40,443 --> 02:04:41,613 ♪ The blitzkrieg bop ♪ 1899 02:04:43,773 --> 02:04:45,493 ♪ They're piling in the back seat ♪ 1900 02:04:46,483 --> 02:04:48,283 ♪ They're generating steam heat ♪ 1901 02:04:49,243 --> 02:04:50,913 ♪ Pulsating to the back beat♪ 1902 02:04:51,243 --> 02:04:52,583 ♪ The blitzkrieg bop ♪ 1903 02:04:54,743 --> 02:04:57,343 ♪ Hey ho, let's go ♪ 1904 02:04:57,543 --> 02:05:00,133 ♪ Hey ho, let's go ♪' 1905 02:05:00,463 --> 02:05:02,803 ♪ Hey ho, let's go ♪ 1906 02:05:03,003 --> 02:05:05,173 ♪ Hey ho, let's go ♪ 1907 02:05:10,053 --> 02:05:12,023 Look who it is. 1908 02:05:13,933 --> 02:05:17,103 What are the odds you and I'd end up at the same summer camp? 1909 02:05:17,273 --> 02:05:18,563 Relax. 1910 02:05:19,183 --> 02:05:21,193 This? It's not on you. 1911 02:05:21,353 --> 02:05:24,453 It's on our, uh, little spider friend. 1912 02:05:24,613 --> 02:05:28,203 I've got some boys on the outside who would love to meet him. 1913 02:05:28,363 --> 02:05:31,833 You know, take a picture, slice his throat, put his head in a dryer. 1914 02:05:32,363 --> 02:05:34,623 And I heard a rumor. 1915 02:05:37,873 --> 02:05:39,463 You know who he is. 1916 02:05:43,213 --> 02:05:45,553 If I knew who he was... 1917 02:05:45,713 --> 02:05:47,303 he'd already be dead. 1918 02:05:51,843 --> 02:05:54,723 Toomes, your family's here! 1919 02:12:33,833 --> 02:12:36,673 Hi, I'm Captain America, here to talk to you... 1920 02:12:36,833 --> 02:12:40,803 about one of the most valuable traits a soldier or student can have. 1921 02:12:40,963 --> 02:12:42,633 Patience. 1922 02:12:42,793 --> 02:12:44,923 Sometimes patience is the key to victory. 1923 02:12:45,093 --> 02:12:47,143 Sometimes it leads to very little... 1924 02:12:47,303 --> 02:12:49,643 and it seems like it's not worth it. 1925 02:12:49,803 --> 02:12:51,303 And you wonder... 1926 02:12:51,473 --> 02:12:55,323 why you waited so long for something so disappointing. 1927 02:12:59,023 --> 02:13:01,023 How many more of these? 146750