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Gomen ne sunao ja nakute yume no naka nara ieru

Shikou kairo wa short sunzen ima sugu aitai yo

Nakitakunaru you na moonlight denwa mo dekinai midnight

Datte junjou dou shiyou heart wa mangekyou

Tsuki no hikari ni michibikare

Nando mo meguriau

Seiza no matataki kazoe uranau koi no yukue

Onaji kuni ni umareta no miracle romance

Shinjite iru no miracle romance

The spotlight is on both of us.

I'm dancing in the prince's arms. I am the heroine!

What?! Natsumi is the heroine?!

Oh, no! A Cardiars going on a wild rampage, too?!

In the name of the moon, I will punish anyone who ruins our play!

Wow! This is rare! Usagi, are you studying English?

Hello? Hello!

Of course, what else?

But I wonder if she's having a romantic dream like this story?

Yes! One day, I want to share a burning and passionate kiss

with a handsome tomcat.

And I was just dreaming about eating a gigantic meat bun!

A meat bun?!

What happened to the romance of young girls?!

Steal Mamoru's Kiss! En's Snow White Strategy

Steal Mamoru's Kiss! En's Snow White Strategy Steal Mamoru's Kiss! Ers Snow White Strategy

Steal Mamoru's Kiss! En's Snow White Strategy

Do we really need to study English?

If we have that much time,

shouldn't we try to figure out how to collect energy instead?

Love is something we should take.

Kissing and winning the love of a person who has been sleeping. This is it!

I'm going to kiss Mamoru's lips and win his love!

Hikawa Shrine

Hikawa Shrine Sorry I'm late!

Sorry I'm late!

Don't worry. It's nothing new.

Rei, why did you ask us to come here quickly?

Did a Cardian show up again?

No, it didn't. Actually, Mamoru is in trouble.

What?! Mamoru is?!

Did he hurt himself?

Oh, no! That would be so sad!

No, that's not it!

It seems like Mamoru has to perform a play at Juban Hall.

What? A play?

Right. According to him, his friends were supposed to be in it.

But they had a fight over the casting, and they all left.

So, Mamoru has to find new people, but it's not that easy.

Of course, Mamoru is very responsible.

He wants the play to be successful,

so he came here to pray for its success.

So he came here to pray for its success.

May the play be a success. Mamoru Chiba

Then, I'll help him!

You're going to participate in my play?

That's right! We decided to go with Rei's suggestion to do Snow White!

Snow White?

And! And, and...

Since I came up with the idea, I think I should play Snow White!

That's not fair! Snow White should be played by somebody who's cute.

And of course, that'll be me!

Hey, don't settle this just between the two of you.

Snow White should be played by the person with the biggest chest!

That would be me!

You are not!

Do you want to compare?

Hold it!

Snow White should be played by somebody who is refined and elegant.

And that would be me.

Gag.

Since I'm always busy with cram school and homework,

Snow White would be perfect for me

because she sleeps most of the time and doesn't have that many lines.

Humph!

Excuse me, but we have more characters.

There's the prince and the mean queen, too.

We've all already agreed that you should play the prince!

The problem is who is going to play Snow White?!

That's right!

Since I came up with Snow White, it should be me.

Considering our figures, it should be me.

It should be elegant me!

It should be me because I'm busy with my studies!

It should be me!

No, me! It should be me!

No, me! It should be me!

No, me! No, it should be me!

No, it should be me!

You should not be so egocentric!

You're all so selfish!

You shut up!

My friends argued about the same things and ended up leaving.

Everyone, here's a good way to decide who will play Snow White!

Oh, Miss Natsumi...

So, what is this good idea?

How about drawing lots to help us decide in this case?

I'll participate in your play as well.

If you get a twisted paper string with a white tip, you'll be Snow White.

A red tip means the queen, and blue tips will be dwarves.

Of course, I will take the last one left. So, please!

Okay then, I will draw first!

Oh!

Oh, I have to play the mean queen!

You certainly aren't very lucky, Miss Tsukino.

No, I don't wanna, I don't wanna! You certainly aren't very lucky, Miss Tsukino.

No, I don't wanna, I don't wanna!

Oh!

Everyone got blue.

Oh, my. It looks like none of you are lucky at drawing lots.

Oh!

It seems I'll be the one playing Snow White. Sorry.

I'm so disappointed.

They're so dumb. No one suspects that I tampered with those strings.

You need one more person to play a dwarf?

I refuse! I want the role of the prince!

We already have a person playing the prince.

That would be impossible.

Then, I don't want to participate!

Then, we have no choice but to do the play with six dwarves.

A play at Juban Hall...

Come forth, Cardian Bipierrot!

Bipierrot!

There will be many people at Juban Hall next week.

Steal all of their energy from them in one fell swoop!

Bipierrot.

Juban Public Hall

Juban Public Hall What?! You're going to do it again?

The sleeping Snow White accepts the prince's passionate kiss.

This is the climax of the story.

We need to practice it as many times as we can!

Now, Mamoru, let's practice the scene one more time please!

Okay then, just one more time.

Ready? Start!

Oh, princess! Please accept my love on your lovely lips

and wake from your eternal sleep.

No! Please don't kiss her for real! Please don't!

This is my chance!

You can't do that! Snow White is supposed to be sleeping!

You can't move!

Drat!

I'm sorry, can we try it one more time?

Don't you think that's enough?

Let's practice a different scene next.

Are you kidding? This is a very important scene!

We need to make sure this scene is perfect.

Everyone, please don't be selfish!

What?! Who's being selfish here?!

No kidding!

Juban Public Hall

Juban Public Hall Bye, everyone!

Bye, everyone! See you!

Okay, bye!

Mamoru, let's go home together.

Since we're playing lovers,

I think we should get to know each other much, much better.

What is the deal with her?!

Our play will be ruined if she keeps acting like that!

I want to ask that selfish Miss Natsumi

to give up the role of Snow White.

That's right. She got the Snow White role dishonestly anyway.

What do you mean by that?

What?!

Hey, what do you mean by "dishonestly"? Hey, hey! Hey!

It's not nice to leave me out and talk behind my back.

Stop it! We'll tell you!

What we're saying is that Natsumi cheated.

Basically, all the twisted paper strings had colored tips,

and she tore off the tip of the last string to make it white.

That's not fair! If you knew, why didn't anyone say anything?!

Because, no matter which one of us plays Snow White,

it would make us uncomfortable.

And Miss Natsumi hasn't had any close friends since she moved here.

She was always alone and looked so lonely. That's why.

She wanted to play Snow White, even if it meant cheating.

That passion impressed me a little, too.

Everyone is so sweet, but do you really think that's true friendship?

I don't think so! Cheating is cheating!

We should never allow her to cheat! If you let her...

Anyway!

Let's talk to Miss Natsumi.

Okay!

Yeah!

Usagi, are you sure you can do this by yourself?

Don't worry! I'll talk to her tomorrow at school.

Oh, that's Miss Natsumi!

What could she be doing at Hikawa Shrine?

Please, please make this play a success!

May I be able to steal a kiss from Mamoru's lips.

Miss Natsumi is so serious.

I didn't know she was so passionate about the play.

She's selfish, but all actresses are selfish in their own way.

And they say a selfish actress is usually a good actor.

I guess we'll just let her play Snow White.

For both Miss Natsumi's sake and ours,

let's work together to make this play a success!

I won't allow her to kiss Mamoru, but I guess I don't have a choice.

What?! Did you say something?

Oh, nothing!

Poor lovely Snow White

ate the poisoned apple

She ate it, all right! Ate the poisoned apple

She ate it, all right!

And fell into an eternal slumber.

Heh, heh, heh!

You gotta be kidding me!

This isn't a kindergarten play.

Why do we have to dress up like this?!

She's right! Why am I a gorilla?!

But everyone said that it wouldn't be fun if it's the same old play.

That's why I rented these adorable animal costumes!

How is this adorable?!

But they look very good on you.

Miss Tsukino, you are a perfect witch!

Okay, everyone. Let's continue with our practice.

I want to wear a costume like that

and do a love scene with the prince, too!

Juban Odyssey

Oh, princess! Please accept...

...my love on your lovely lips, and wake...

...from your eternal sleep.

What are you doing, En?

Oh, just practicing for the play!

Snow White and the Six Dwarves Script

Ali? Ali!

So, your play will be tomorrow. Good luck.

I wish I could have played the prince.

Mirror, Mirror, on the wall,

who is the fairest of them all?

What?! I'm only second?!

Snow White is the fairest?!

This cannot be!

Yo! Ham actress!

How dare you?!

I'm spending my precious time to see your play tomorrow,

so make sure your performance is a bit better than that.

No one asked you to go!

Snow White and the Six Dwarves

Juban Hall Snow White and the Six Dwarves

Wow! There are so many people!

Now, I'm getting nervous!

It's the first cue! Are you ready?

Yes!

And we'll finally start on the second cue.

Today, I'll make sure to kiss Mamoru.

Bipierrot!

What's that?

A clown in the play?

No one told us that!

I wonder if someone changed the script?

Bipierrot!

Bipierrot!

Bipierrot! Bipierrot! Bipierrot! Bipierrot! Bipierrot!

Amazing! They're wrecking the stage at the very beginning!

Stop! Don't destroy the stage!

Bipierrot!

Miss Natsumi!

Mamoru, you tried to protect me!

Miss Natsumi! Mamoru!

Bipi...

It's a real monster! Naru, run!

Mako, you're heavy!

Get off me! Mako, you're heavy!

Get off me! You get off me first!

You get off me first!

Calm down! One person at a time!

It hurts!

Naru! Hang on!

Bipierrot!

We're in trouble!

We have to do something quick! We're in trouble!

We have to do something quick!

Get off me!

You messed up our play! I can't forgive you!

Moon Crystal Power Makeup!

Oh, the long months and years of practice!

Bipi?

At last, we stand in all of our brilliance upon the stage!

This is the fruit of our labor and friendship!

And you had to come and mess it all up!

I'm a sailor warrior of love and justice.

In the name of the moon, Sailor Moon will punish you!

Bipierrot!

Bi, bi, bi, bi, bi, bi, bi, bi!

Bipi?!

I do not know who you are. But all the girls know who I am.

I am the Moonlight Knight and I am here!

Sir Moonlight Knight!

What's going on? So, this is a Sailor Moon play, and not Snow White?

Who is that?!

Passionate like the fire! Rin, Pyo, Tou, Sha!

I defeat evil with the power of prayer!

In red high heels, I'm Sailor Mars!

I was born with this strength!

I am Sailor Jupiter of lightning power!

Juggling both cram-school and homework,

I am always reading study guides!

Top scorer in the nationwide, everything-goes mock exams!

As you know, I am Sailor Mercury!

The legendary mask is a thing of the past!

And the face revealed is also beautiful!

I am the last addition to the sailor warriors, Sailor Venus!

We've arrived!

Bipierrot!

Begone, Evil Spirit!

Begone, Evil Spirit! My red high heels are mad like fire!

Begone, Evil Spirit! Rin, Pyo, Tou, Sha, Kai, Jin, Retsu, Zai, Zen!

Begone, Evil Spirit!

Here's my talisman!

Bipi?!

I sacrificed precious studying time to memorize my lines!

Give me back the time to read three study guides!

Bubble Spray Freezing!

Ruining the play is unforgivable!

Moon Princess Elimination!

Cleansing!

It's great! This is the best play ever!

Now, this is a happy ending.

A girl's face in the spotlight is beautiful.

Adieu.

Oh, Sir Moonlight Knight!

Encore! Encore! Encore!

We did it!

Encore! Encore!

You are so mean! How could you, Ali?!

I practiced so hard, and you sent in a Cardian!

Be quiet! Did you forget our mission to collect lots of energy?!

I wanted to steal Mamoru's kiss of love!

I wish I could have played the prince.

Donna pinch no toki mo zettai akiramenai

Sou yo sore ga karen na otome no policy

ltsuka honto ni deau daiji na hito no tame ni

Kao o agete tobikonde yuku no

Tsun to itai mune no oku de

Koi ga mezameru wa

Kowai mono nanka nai yo ne

Tokimeku hou ga ii yo ne

Ooki na yume ga aru yo ne

Dakara kitto ririshiku

Naritai mono ni naru yo ne

Ganbaru hito ga ii yo ne

Namida mo tama ni aru yo ne

Dakedo kitto ririshiku