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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:15,099 --> 00:00:17,392 ♪♪ [ Upbeat ] 4 00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:31,883 [ Man ] And may this be the fate... 5 00:01:32,009 --> 00:01:34,510 of all the witches, warlocks, and sorcerers... 6 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:36,679 who attempt to work their evil magic... 7 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:39,640 within the township limits of Roxford. 8 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:41,768 The book of exorcism, please. 9 00:01:43,729 --> 00:01:45,605 Mayest thou and thy kind... 10 00:01:45,731 --> 00:01:48,483 be condemned forever to eternal flames... 11 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:52,069 never to return to the neighborhood of Roxford. 12 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:56,866 And now, while we prepare for the extinction... 13 00:01:56,992 --> 00:01:58,910 of the father of this witch... 14 00:01:59,036 --> 00:02:02,580 the old sorcerer who attempted to come to her aid... 15 00:02:02,706 --> 00:02:04,707 there will be a short intermission. 16 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:07,376 - [ People Chattering ] - Popped maize. 17 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:10,880 Get your fresh Indian popped maize, tuppence a poke. 18 00:02:11,006 --> 00:02:13,591 It's buttered, it's hot, it's fresh. 19 00:02:13,717 --> 00:02:17,345 An anti-witch charm in every poke. Tuppence, please. 20 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:21,140 Popped maize. Here we are. It's buttered, it's fresh. 21 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:24,060 Popped maize, Master Wooley? 22 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:28,231 What has got into thee, Jonathan? 23 00:02:28,398 --> 00:02:31,400 - What? - Dost doubt she was a witch? 24 00:02:31,527 --> 00:02:35,071 I should never have accused her if I were not sure. 25 00:02:35,239 --> 00:02:36,948 And her father. 26 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:39,283 Unquestionably a sorcerer. 27 00:02:41,036 --> 00:02:44,288 Mother, if thou hadst seen what I saw. 28 00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:46,749 We both saw our cows turn pink, then blue... 29 00:02:46,917 --> 00:02:48,876 and our sheep dancing a minuet. 30 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:51,796 - But thou didst not see Jennifer. - Jennifer? 31 00:02:51,922 --> 00:02:55,591 She told me her name when she chased me into the hayloft. 32 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:59,470 She was young and beautifully fair — 33 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:02,265 fairer than all women that ever were. 34 00:03:02,432 --> 00:03:04,433 How didst not tell that to the judges? 35 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:07,687 Because I could never describe her beauty. 36 00:03:07,813 --> 00:03:10,439 What happened in the hayloft, Jonathan? 37 00:03:10,607 --> 00:03:12,441 She brought her golden tresses... 38 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:15,570 close to my face and whispered... 39 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:19,407 "Jonathan Wooley, thou hast denounced me as a witch. 40 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:22,034 For that thou shalt be accursed. 41 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:25,454 Thou and thy children and thy children's children — 42 00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:28,082 all will be under the same curse." 43 00:03:31,962 --> 00:03:33,754 What was the curse? 44 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:36,507 I and all my descendants... 45 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:38,843 will be unhappy in love. 46 00:03:38,969 --> 00:03:42,680 The marriages we make will be disastrous until — 47 00:03:42,806 --> 00:03:44,223 Yes? 48 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:47,476 - 'Tis too wicked to tell thee, Mother. - Rubbish! 49 00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:50,688 Thou art in love with Purity Sykes and even betrothed to her. 50 00:03:50,814 --> 00:03:53,316 - Aye, Mother. - And Purity is a woman among thousands. 51 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:55,818 Aye, Mother, she is that. 52 00:03:57,321 --> 00:04:00,531 Jonathan, wouldst leave thy future wife sit there all alone? 53 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:03,242 - What ails him, Mistress Wooley? - Ah, Purity. 54 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:05,286 You will find he is a dreamer. 55 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:07,705 He needs only a firm hand. 56 00:04:07,831 --> 00:04:10,333 Jonathan, I must ask thee to be more attentive. 57 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:13,210 - In the future — - Look! 58 00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:17,840 The oak tree. 'Twill be planted over their ashes. 59 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:20,676 - Why? - To hold the evil spirits — 60 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:23,638 shh! — prisoner in its roots... 61 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:27,391 thus keeping their wicked powers from surviving. 62 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:31,687 I hope. 63 00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:38,361 And this is the tree which was planted over their ashes. 64 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:40,863 [ Chuckles ] The witches' spirits, of course... 65 00:04:41,031 --> 00:04:42,865 are imprisoned in its roots. 66 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:45,034 [ Chuckles ] Imprisoned forever. 67 00:04:47,371 --> 00:04:49,872 Martha... 68 00:04:49,998 --> 00:04:51,916 I have the honor to — 69 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:55,586 - to — - Are you proposing to me? 70 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:57,338 Yes, Martha. 71 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:59,215 Oh, Nathaniel! 72 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:03,886 [ Woman Giggling ] 73 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:05,930 What was that? 74 00:05:08,517 --> 00:05:10,393 [ Man ] Fort Sumter fired upon! 75 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:12,853 War declared between the states! 76 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:19,819 Nancy — Nancy, control yourself. Control yourself. 77 00:05:19,945 --> 00:05:21,862 Drop your hand. I wish to throw this vase! 78 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:24,323 Master Wooley, did you hear? War! 79 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:26,784 Where is the nearest recruitin' office? 80 00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:29,578 Running off to war like a coward! 81 00:05:33,583 --> 00:05:36,419 - [ Horn Honking ] - [ Nagging, Indistinct ] 82 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:41,590 [ Horn Honking ] 83 00:05:41,717 --> 00:05:43,634 [ Indistinct Nagging Continues ] 84 00:05:51,309 --> 00:05:53,269 ♪♪ [ Big Band: Mellow ] 85 00:06:03,739 --> 00:06:07,658 I'm not talking about the whole house at the moment. It's that living room! 86 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:09,744 - [ Thunder Crashing ] - [ No Audible Dialogue ] 87 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:15,458 Estelle! Now — Now, listen to me! 88 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:17,877 Estelle! 89 00:06:18,962 --> 00:06:21,130 Estelle. Estelle, please. 90 00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:23,299 - What? - [ Man ] Miss Masterson? 91 00:06:23,467 --> 00:06:26,093 Please. Hold it. 92 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:27,636 One more. 93 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:31,474 Papa, I'm leaving. 94 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:33,017 Smile. 95 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:39,023 Will you try to be more pleasant? At least until after the wedding. 96 00:06:39,149 --> 00:06:41,025 [ Man ] Fellow members of the Roxford Country Club... 97 00:06:41,151 --> 00:06:42,818 Dr. White's proposing another toast. 98 00:06:42,986 --> 00:06:44,862 I realize that lovebirds... 99 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:48,157 would like to be out on the veranda whispering sweet nothings. 100 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:49,825 [ All Chuckling ] 101 00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:52,328 After a certain ceremony tomorrow... 102 00:06:52,454 --> 00:06:56,165 they will have all the rest of their lives for billing and cooing. 103 00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:58,584 - Mostly billing. - [ All Laughing ] 104 00:06:58,710 --> 00:07:01,587 But if the voters have any sense at all, they will insist... 105 00:07:01,713 --> 00:07:05,466 that the first four years of the honeymoon be spent in the governor's mansion! 106 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:07,843 [ Cheering ] 107 00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:12,515 Go ahead. You might pick up a few more votes. 108 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:15,518 - [ Man ] We want Wooley! - [ Man #2 ] We want Wooley! 109 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:18,395 [ Chanting ] We want Wooley! We want Wooley! 110 00:07:18,522 --> 00:07:20,689 [ Chanting Continues ] 111 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:28,239 I see getting married... 112 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:32,868 as well as trying to get elected, calls for speeches. 113 00:07:33,036 --> 00:07:35,121 [ People Laughing, Applauding ] 114 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:40,626 I can truly say... 115 00:07:40,752 --> 00:07:43,129 that a new life is beginning for me. 116 00:07:43,255 --> 00:07:45,047 [ Thunder Crashing ] 117 00:07:45,215 --> 00:07:47,466 [ Man ] Ladies and gentlemen, it's just a storm. 118 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:49,135 Ladies and gentlemen... 119 00:07:49,261 --> 00:07:52,388 while at the moment, the future seems a little dark — 120 00:07:52,514 --> 00:07:54,473 - [ People Chuckling ] - You see? 121 00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:57,351 One never knows what the next moment will bring. 122 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,895 - [ People Laughing ] - [ Thunder Crashing ] 123 00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:31,677 [ Woman's Voice ] Where am I? What's happened? 124 00:08:31,803 --> 00:08:34,388 [ Man's Voice ] A miracle! An infernal miracle! 125 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:37,266 We're free again. Free at last! 126 00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:40,603 - [ Woman ] Who speaketh? - 'Tis I, thy father, Daniel. 127 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:42,688 [ Woman ] But thou hast no substance. 128 00:08:42,814 --> 00:08:46,775 [ Daniel ] Nor hast thou, Jennifer. We are smoke — witches' smoke. 129 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:50,112 But our evil spirits have survived. 130 00:08:51,573 --> 00:08:54,325 [ Jennifer ] 'Twill be sweet to plague the human race again. 131 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:57,661 [ Daniel ] First we'll visit the cornfield and ruin the crop. 132 00:08:57,787 --> 00:09:00,664 'Tis always a good way to limber up. 133 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:04,001 [ Jennifer ] Look, Father. The cornfield is no longer there. 134 00:09:04,127 --> 00:09:06,420 [ Daniel ] Well, we must expect a few changes... 135 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,422 in 270 years. 136 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,758 [ Jennifer ] Were our spirits in the wood that long? 137 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:13,636 [ Daniel ] Aye. I counted the tree rings. 138 00:09:15,013 --> 00:09:17,640 [ Jennifer ] See? They've built a new house. 139 00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:20,226 It seems all ablaze. Is it on fire? 140 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:23,395 [ Daniel ] Not yet! [ Cackling ] 141 00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:28,651 What's knittin', kitten? You like to cut a rug? 142 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:31,654 Let's ditch these ickies. How about goin' to heaven in your jalopy? 143 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:34,365 That's solid, Jackson. Now you're cookin' on the front burner. 144 00:09:34,491 --> 00:09:37,493 What language is that, Father? 145 00:09:37,661 --> 00:09:40,037 [ Daniel ] I don't know, but we'll learn it. 146 00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:42,164 ♪♪ [ Big Band: Mellow ] 147 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,670 [ Jennifer ] See how they dance today. 148 00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:49,797 They stand so close. 149 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:52,841 [ Daniel ] Well, well, well. Things have changed. 150 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:56,303 [ Jennifer ] I never thought I'd see clothes like that in New England. 151 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,514 [ Daniel ] These cannot be the descendants... 152 00:09:58,682 --> 00:10:00,599 of the Puritans we knew. 153 00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:06,939 [ Jennifer ] There's something that hasn't changed... 154 00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:09,191 in 270 years. 155 00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:11,652 [ Daniel ] Keep thy mind on our business! 156 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,779 [ Jennifer ] 'Twould be nice to have lips — 157 00:10:13,905 --> 00:10:15,990 lips to whisper lies... 158 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:19,326 lips to kiss a man and make him suffer. 159 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:23,080 Father, why cannot I have lips and eyes and hair? 160 00:10:23,206 --> 00:10:25,332 - [ Door Opens ] - [ Daniel ] Careful. Someone's coming. 161 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,835 Quick! Do as I do! 162 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,212 These bottles — we'll hide in them. 163 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:32,423 Quick! Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick! 164 00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:34,508 [ Jennifer ] Whee! 165 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:39,638 [ Daniel ] Are you all right, Jennifer? 166 00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:42,725 [ Jennifer ] 'Tis full of bubbles in here. They tickle! 167 00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:45,894 [ Daniel ] My bottle has the tang of maple rum! 168 00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:47,813 [ Jennifer Whispering ] Look, Father! 169 00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:52,901 Come closer, man, so I can see thee better. 170 00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:00,701 [ Daniel ] Riddle-dee-dee, riddle-dee-doe... 171 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:04,455 get thee hence and stub thy toe. [ Chuckles ] 172 00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:14,465 [ Jennifer Whispering ] There was something familiar about that face. 173 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:16,133 Could we follow him? 174 00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:33,942 - What'll it be, Mr. Wooley? - The same — bourbon. 175 00:11:34,069 --> 00:11:36,779 Yes, sir, Mr. Wooley. 176 00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:40,657 [ Jennifer ] Wooley! I knew I recognized those features. 177 00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:42,576 [ Daniel ] Well, well, well. 178 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,995 A descendant of the man who had us burned. 179 00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:47,122 [ Cackling ] 180 00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:49,917 [ Jennifer ] No wonder he looks so unhappy. 181 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:54,046 I put a curse upon his family. [ Giggles ] 182 00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:58,133 Well, I thought lovebirds always flew around in pairs. 183 00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:00,302 Estelle's talking politics. 184 00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:02,638 - What's the matter? Election jitters? - No. 185 00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:06,141 How can I lose, with Masterson and all his papers in back of me? 186 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:08,977 My future father-in-law has never backed a loser. 187 00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:12,314 If he spoils his record this time, I'll have to hock my stethoscope. 188 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:16,068 You're betting on a sure thing, Dudley. He isn't missing a trick. Look at that. 189 00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:18,612 Posters at a private party. 190 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:22,157 The whole marriage is just another campaign stunt to him — 191 00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:24,868 insisting we hold it the day before the election... 192 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:27,830 so I'll get a good publicity break on election day. 193 00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:30,624 Wallace, I think you've had enough to drink. 194 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,085 - Now, Estelle — - I'd like to go home. 195 00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:35,587 Yes, dear. Can we drop you, Dudley? 196 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:37,339 Yes, thanks. 197 00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:42,177 [ Jennifer Snickering ] The curse is working. 198 00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:44,138 She has the look of a shrew! 199 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:47,850 Here, Tom. 200 00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:58,068 Jennifer, what's that curse thou wast chattering about? 201 00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:01,196 [ Jennifer ] Each Wooley must marry the wrong woman. 202 00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:03,323 [ Daniel ] Ha! What a curse! 203 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,534 Every man who marries... 204 00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:07,744 marries the wrong woman. 205 00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:10,914 True suffering cometh... 206 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:14,835 when a man is in love with the woman he cannot marry. 207 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:18,005 Father, suppose a man were in love with a witch. 208 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:21,008 With me. I would not marry him. 209 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,802 [ Daniel ] Ha! [ Hiccups ] Ooh, pardon me. 210 00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:25,762 I need air. 211 00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:27,931 ♪ For tonight I'll merry, merry be ♪ 212 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:31,685 ♪ Tomorrow I'll be sober ♪♪ 213 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,520 [ Drunkenly ] Let's get out of here. 214 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:36,231 Let's go for a little ride. 215 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:40,194 [ Whistles ] Broom! 216 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:44,698 Father, give me a body. 217 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,783 [ Daniel ] Oh, no. [ Chuckles ] 218 00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:50,078 Thou didst get into enough trouble with thy last one. 219 00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:52,247 [ Jennifer ] Thou canst not give me a body. 220 00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:54,416 Thou wouldst not even know how to begin. 221 00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:57,419 [ Daniel ] No? I'd merely make a little fire. 222 00:13:57,587 --> 00:14:01,006 [ Hiccups ] As thy last body was destroyed by flame... 223 00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:04,051 thy new one would be born in flame! 224 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:07,221 [ Jennifer ] Prove it. Start that great house on fire. 225 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:10,015 [ Daniel ] A hotel for pilgrims. [ Chuckles ] 226 00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:12,184 'Twould be a pleasure burning that. 227 00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:14,228 All right, I will. 228 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,855 Worra, worra, fizzle, dizzle... 229 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:20,192 let the flame begin to sizzle! 230 00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:23,946 P-I-L-G-R-I-M... 231 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:26,740 H-O-T-E-L! 232 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,284 - [ Cackling ] - Good-bye, Father. 233 00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:32,287 Good-bye, Jennifer. Be a bad girl. 234 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:41,463 - That's the Pilgrim Hotel! - It would have to be on our way home. 235 00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:43,549 - [ Bell Clanging ] - We'll have to stop. 236 00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:47,219 You wouldn't go through fire for your future wife? [ Chortles ] 237 00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:55,894 Boy, look at those flames. I never saw such a fire. 238 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:59,731 - Is there any way we can get through? - Sorry, Mr. Wooley. It's all blocked off. 239 00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:05,404 - Some firebug must've touched this off. - He did a good job! 240 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:09,658 This is the craziest fire I've ever seen! 241 00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:12,494 Laps up water like a cat! 242 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:15,831 - You're sure everybody got out? - Yes, sir. We've checked every room. 243 00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:17,749 Yeah, they're all accounted for. 244 00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:21,461 It's all right, men. Everybody's safe. Get these people back. 245 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:23,297 We're stuck here for a while. 246 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:26,174 Tell them who you are. They'll have to make way. 247 00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:28,844 - I'm sorry, Estelle. - Wallace, where are you going? 248 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,432 - There's Mr. Wooley! - [ People Clamoring ] 249 00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:37,019 - Make way for Wooley. - Make way for the next governor. 250 00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:40,355 - Would you like to go through? - Yes, thank you. 251 00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:42,482 Folks, let him get by. 252 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,818 - I'm voting for you. - There goes a great guy. 253 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,070 - Hello, Mr. Wooley. - Hello. 254 00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:50,032 Don't get too close. I got a bet riding on you. 255 00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:52,701 - How did it happen? - Nobody seems to know. 256 00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:56,079 There was an explosion on the roof. The top floor went like that. 257 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:58,373 Then the fifth, then the fourth. 258 00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:02,127 Now it's on the third. Soon it'll be on the second, and then the first... 259 00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:04,713 then it'll all cave in on the basement. [ Laughing ] 260 00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:07,215 - What's so funny? - Oh, it's fully insured... 261 00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:09,259 and I love building new things. 262 00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:11,762 I want to build it in a classic gothic design. 263 00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:15,182 - Don't you love gothic? Huh? - Quiet. 264 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,809 What was that? Did you hear that voice? 265 00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:20,228 [ Bell Clanging ] 266 00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:29,863 Somebody's inside. Listen! 267 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,573 I didn't hear anything. 268 00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:35,369 It was so clear! A woman's voice. 269 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,413 Aw, there's nobody in there. They've looked everywhere. 270 00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:41,083 No, wait. Wait. There it is again! 271 00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:57,224 [ Jennifer ] Here I am, Mr. Wooley. 272 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,267 - Over here. - Where? 273 00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:01,311 I-I can't see! 274 00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:04,147 Just walk. You'll find me. 275 00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:09,444 Keep walking. This way. This way. 276 00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:11,780 - Are you all right? - I think so. 277 00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:14,741 Two legs, two arms, a face, hair. 278 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,869 - Yes, I seem to be complete. - Why don't you come out? 279 00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:20,122 I've been waiting for you, Mr. Wooley. 280 00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:23,667 - Where are you? - You're getting warmer. 281 00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:26,128 Here's my hand. 282 00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:28,922 How can I get you out? I can't see a thing. 283 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,633 I can see you. How do you do? 284 00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:33,844 Never mind. Let's get out of here! 285 00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:36,388 - Have you a gazing glass? - A what? 286 00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:38,598 A mirror. I want to see what I look like. 287 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,976 - At a time like this? - Oh, I'm cold. 288 00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:44,104 - Cold? In this furnace? - But I have no clothes. 289 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,732 No clothes? Here, put this on. 290 00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:49,234 [ Coughing ] How did you get here? 291 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,194 From the top floor. 292 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,488 Why do you look away? Am I not pretty? 293 00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:55,157 Who cares? Come on. 294 00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:57,617 - [ Jennifer Coughing ] - Get up, get up! 295 00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,661 [ Jennifer Laughing ] I can't! 296 00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:01,830 Here, I'll carry you. 297 00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:05,333 Legs are funny when you're not used to them, aren't they? 298 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:08,378 - Huh? - Why are you in such a hurry? 299 00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:12,674 Why? The whole building was on the third floor, and now it's fallen to the second. 300 00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:14,968 When this ceiling gives way, we'll be buried alive. 301 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,845 [ Jennifer ] Nothing will happen to us. 302 00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:19,765 - You don't know what you're talking about. - Yes, I do. 303 00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:21,808 Ah! Here's a door! 304 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,479 Here! 305 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:29,900 - [ Bell Clanging ] - Oh! 306 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:37,199 - [ People Shouting, Screaming ] - Oh! 307 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,367 This way's blocked. 308 00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:42,871 The bars on the window. Quick — 309 00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:45,665 - Where are you? - I've found a better coat. 310 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:49,544 And a mirror! Mm, not bad. 311 00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:51,379 Oh, I'm a blond. 312 00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:54,382 Would you rather I be a brunette? 313 00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:58,011 If you don't get out of this fire, you'll be a redhead! Don't you realize — 314 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,055 - [ Masonry Crashing ] - [ People Screaming ] 315 00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:17,072 That was the second floor. 316 00:19:19,242 --> 00:19:21,326 Well, there's no way out. 317 00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:24,079 We're goners, little girl. 318 00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:26,206 Perhaps I should be little. 319 00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:29,584 I'm just as high as your heart. 320 00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:31,878 Did you hear what I said? We're trapped. 321 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,422 Just we two. 322 00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,675 Look, before I got here... 323 00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:39,261 what — what hit you on the head? 324 00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:42,347 I felt nothing until your hand touched mine. 325 00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:44,099 Oh, I see. 326 00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:46,434 Well, it was nice meeting you. 327 00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:48,436 Oh, would you like to leave now? 328 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,522 It would be a pleasure... 329 00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:52,816 but that door is now a wall. 330 00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:55,944 Oh. Then we can use the one behind the screen. 331 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,659 - Quick! It's our only chance! - I want to fix my hair. 332 00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:04,786 Come on, while you still have a head! 333 00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:06,872 [ Rumbling ] 334 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,641 [ People Screaming ] 335 00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:28,602 Do you like blonds? 336 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,979 May I get a picture? Hold it right there. 337 00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:33,523 He saved somebody! 338 00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:35,358 [ Officer ] Stand back, people. 339 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,740 - Are you all right? - I guess so. 340 00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:44,576 - You certainly gave me a scare. - Wally... 341 00:20:44,702 --> 00:20:47,245 - take me away from these people. - Here, Dudley. 342 00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:49,247 She's suffering from shock. 343 00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:53,251 Well, uh — [ Chuckles ] guess I'd better take you to a hospital. 344 00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:59,674 Oh, well, I hope she's all right. 345 00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:01,885 It's only natural for you to be concerned. 346 00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:05,597 Estelle, I've told you a dozen times. There's no point in — Well? 347 00:21:05,723 --> 00:21:08,099 It's amazing. Not a scratch on her. Not a burn. 348 00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:10,852 - You must be relieved. - You've known me all my life. 349 00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:13,188 She never met Wally. The girl's suffering from delusions. 350 00:21:13,356 --> 00:21:15,190 You see? She has delusions. 351 00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:18,693 - Well, I haven't! - Estelle, you must believe me! 352 00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:21,488 - [ Dudley ] Listen to me. - I've never seen her before... 353 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,823 and I — I'll never see her again! 354 00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:53,186 - Dear, you ought — - It's silly to drive me home and then back here. 355 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,688 - You need rest. - Darling — 356 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:57,857 I know best. You have to get used to pleasing me sometimes. 357 00:21:57,984 --> 00:22:00,777 - All right, dear. - Ooh, you still smell of smoke. 358 00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:04,531 - Good night, darling. - Good night. 359 00:22:10,955 --> 00:22:14,666 [ Meowing ] 360 00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:18,503 Susie, you know you can't come in until breakfast time. 361 00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:21,297 - [ Meows ] - Scat! 362 00:22:21,424 --> 00:22:23,174 Scat! 363 00:22:24,427 --> 00:22:26,511 Susie! Susie! 364 00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:34,686 Susie? 365 00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:39,190 Susie, where are you? 366 00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:40,900 Hello, darling. 367 00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:44,487 - I thought you'd never get rid of that girl. - What are you doing here? 368 00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:46,656 Waiting for you. 369 00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:50,118 - But the hospital, the — - I didn't like it there. 370 00:22:50,244 --> 00:22:52,412 How did you get here? 371 00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:55,290 You wouldn't believe me if I told you. 372 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,251 What am I to do with you? 373 00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:00,712 Just look on me as an old friend of the family. 374 00:23:00,838 --> 00:23:03,798 - I never laid eyes on you before. - Come here, Wally. 375 00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:05,633 Am I not an attractive female? 376 00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:08,595 - What's that got to do with your being here? - Am I? 377 00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:11,181 Yes, yes, you're very pretty. 378 00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:15,226 - Take my hand again. - Now, come. I know you've had a terrible experience. 379 00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:17,479 And now a pleasant one. 380 00:23:17,605 --> 00:23:20,982 You... have a very nice hand. 381 00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:23,193 And now it can shake mine good night. 382 00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:26,488 - Your hand is cold. - Well, so is yours. 383 00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:28,198 Yes, good-good night. 384 00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:30,784 Let mine rest in yours a moment. 385 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:32,786 See? It's growing warmer. 386 00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:34,954 Well, that's fine. That's fi— 387 00:23:36,999 --> 00:23:39,667 - Amusing-looking chap, isn't he? - Yes. 388 00:23:39,794 --> 00:23:42,337 - Ancestor of mine. - I'm aware he is. 389 00:23:42,463 --> 00:23:44,380 Jonathan Wooley. 390 00:23:44,507 --> 00:23:46,508 He would have been more hospitable. 391 00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:48,218 Oh, I don't think so. 392 00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:51,429 Well, I have a busy day tomorrow. It's time for beddy-bye. 393 00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:54,933 - Mm, take my hand again. - You're becoming a problem. 394 00:23:55,059 --> 00:23:58,520 - Am I? - Yes, and that is not the solution. 395 00:23:58,687 --> 00:24:02,607 See, it isn't respectable for you to be sitting in a stranger's house. 396 00:24:02,733 --> 00:24:05,360 - I like your resisting me. - Oh, you do? 397 00:24:05,486 --> 00:24:09,322 - You know what I'm going to do with you now? - Yes. 398 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:12,617 Just, uh, get up, please. 399 00:24:13,911 --> 00:24:16,412 - Where are you taking me, Wally? - We're going out. 400 00:24:16,539 --> 00:24:18,498 Night, Jonathan! 401 00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:24,420 I'm going to give you money, and you can go back wherever you came from. 402 00:24:24,547 --> 00:24:26,881 - No, not yet. - Yes, right now! 403 00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:29,259 Ooh, this is a lovely sensation. 404 00:24:29,385 --> 00:24:31,344 Even nicer than flying. 405 00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:40,061 - What's going on, Governor? - Not "Governor" yet, Fred. 406 00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:42,438 She was in a fire and lost her clothes. 407 00:24:42,565 --> 00:24:44,899 No, I didn't. I didn't have any. 408 00:24:46,402 --> 00:24:48,570 - Evening, Mr. Wooley. - Have you any money, Joe? 409 00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:50,405 About eight bucks. 410 00:24:50,531 --> 00:24:52,407 Well, I only have ten, but here. 411 00:24:52,533 --> 00:24:55,660 Give it all to her and take her anyplace she wants to go. 412 00:24:55,786 --> 00:24:58,913 I'll pay you tomorrow. For heaven's sake, be good. 413 00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:00,790 What'll I do with the coat? 414 00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:03,418 When you're through with it, send it to the police. 415 00:25:13,554 --> 00:25:16,264 It-It didn't belong to her. [ Nervous Chuckle ] 416 00:25:16,432 --> 00:25:18,933 I hope that cab is heated. 417 00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:24,314 Where to, lady? 418 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,024 Where to? 419 00:25:50,132 --> 00:25:52,050 [ Doorbell Rings ] 420 00:26:05,606 --> 00:26:07,482 [ Sighs ] 421 00:26:07,608 --> 00:26:08,942 Oh. 422 00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:11,027 Hope I didn't butt in on a pleasant dream. 423 00:26:11,153 --> 00:26:13,488 Just wanted to make sure you're all right. 424 00:26:13,614 --> 00:26:16,032 - You've certainly earned a drink. - I'll say I have. 425 00:26:16,158 --> 00:26:19,035 Upstairs you go. Get a good night's sleep. I'll take this. 426 00:26:19,161 --> 00:26:21,496 - Dudley, she was here! - Who was here? 427 00:26:21,664 --> 00:26:24,290 The girl I saved in the fire. 428 00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:28,169 That's impossible. When I left her in the hospital, she was sleeping like an angel. 429 00:26:28,295 --> 00:26:31,339 Well, that's some hospital. She got away. And some angel. 430 00:26:31,465 --> 00:26:35,677 Now, wait a minute, hmm? Tell me this again slowly. 431 00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:38,680 No, tomorrow. I've had enough for one day. 432 00:26:38,806 --> 00:26:40,390 How about me? 433 00:26:40,516 --> 00:26:42,517 I've got $10,000 tied up in this election. 434 00:26:42,685 --> 00:26:44,602 If this gets out, you're a dead goose. 435 00:26:44,728 --> 00:26:46,813 Think of the scandal — the night before your wedding. 436 00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:50,024 That's it — the election! That girl was sent here by the opposition. 437 00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:52,068 - They're trying to frame me. - You're right. 438 00:26:52,194 --> 00:26:55,363 Rainfogle and that bunch wouldn't stop at anything. Did anybody see her? 439 00:26:55,489 --> 00:26:58,992 - Nobody who'll do any talking. - Good. I'll put her down as an amnesia case. 440 00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:01,744 Give the police a description. Was she wearing that fur coat? 441 00:27:01,870 --> 00:27:03,454 [ Groans ] 442 00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:06,040 Maybe you'd better not say anything to the police. 443 00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:08,751 Everything's all right now. I got rid of her. 444 00:27:08,877 --> 00:27:11,170 Well, try and forget her, then. 445 00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:13,423 You want a pill to make you sleep? 446 00:27:13,549 --> 00:27:16,551 No. No, thanks. I'm much calmer now. 447 00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:19,971 Oh, make sure the door locks. 448 00:27:20,097 --> 00:27:22,682 Okay. Relax, now. 449 00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:27,061 - Good night, Wally. - [ Door Shuts ] 450 00:27:27,229 --> 00:27:30,356 [ Jennifer ] Now close this door, Wally. 451 00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:32,817 I said close this door, Wally. 452 00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:40,575 Now come here. 453 00:27:40,743 --> 00:27:43,077 I'm coming. 454 00:27:43,203 --> 00:27:45,204 My pajamas. 455 00:27:45,331 --> 00:27:49,083 I don't want to call the police, but I know your whole scheme. 456 00:27:49,209 --> 00:27:51,377 - You do? - And I know who's behind it all. 457 00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:53,963 - You don't. - Want me to mention names? 458 00:27:54,089 --> 00:27:57,091 - What names? - County Chairman Martin J. Rainfogle. 459 00:27:57,259 --> 00:27:59,427 - That's a nice name. - Want another? 460 00:27:59,553 --> 00:28:04,349 - Mm-hmm. - State Senator Conrad O'Hara Jr. 461 00:28:04,475 --> 00:28:08,186 Sheriff Peter L. Glasshauser and all his ward heelers. 462 00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:11,439 - How much are they paying you? - Nothing. 463 00:28:11,565 --> 00:28:13,524 Ha! Hmm? 464 00:28:13,650 --> 00:28:16,110 You're just doing it for love, hmm? 465 00:28:16,278 --> 00:28:18,780 Yes. Father thought it'd be a good idea. 466 00:28:18,906 --> 00:28:20,865 - Who is your father? - You've never met him. 467 00:28:20,991 --> 00:28:23,618 But he doesn't want this state to have a good administration. 468 00:28:23,786 --> 00:28:26,120 Father doesn't want any state to have a good administration. 469 00:28:26,288 --> 00:28:29,207 - But he's out to get me particularly. - Yes. 470 00:28:31,752 --> 00:28:34,295 I am a pretty good judge of character... 471 00:28:34,463 --> 00:28:37,006 and I don't think you're really a bad girl. 472 00:28:37,132 --> 00:28:40,301 - Don't you? - You're very young. 473 00:28:40,469 --> 00:28:42,387 I'm older than you'd guess. 474 00:28:42,513 --> 00:28:45,431 I don't think you ought to go back to that father. 475 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:47,350 I'd rather stay with you. 476 00:28:47,476 --> 00:28:48,976 You would? 477 00:28:51,021 --> 00:28:52,980 You really would, wouldn't you? 478 00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:56,984 Now I understand. 479 00:28:57,152 --> 00:28:59,278 Just because I was of some slight help... 480 00:28:59,405 --> 00:29:02,031 in getting you out of that blazing inferno... 481 00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:05,868 perhaps you are, momentarily, infatuated with me. 482 00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:08,871 But it isn't love. And I'm not in love with you. 483 00:29:08,997 --> 00:29:11,749 I guess this'll take longer than I planned. 484 00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:15,837 I'm afraid you have rather a romantic mind. 485 00:29:16,004 --> 00:29:18,673 You see, love isn't just a matter of... 486 00:29:18,841 --> 00:29:22,093 two people meeting under romantic circumstances. 487 00:29:22,219 --> 00:29:26,013 Love — that is, love that is really worthwhile — 488 00:29:26,181 --> 00:29:28,349 grows slowly. 489 00:29:28,475 --> 00:29:30,351 Real love is... 490 00:29:30,477 --> 00:29:32,186 like a painting. 491 00:29:42,531 --> 00:29:44,031 Ah, yes. 492 00:29:44,199 --> 00:29:46,534 Yes, there have been thousands and thousands... 493 00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:49,328 of couples just like us... 494 00:29:49,455 --> 00:29:51,873 going their separate ways... 495 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:55,251 never realizing the other was waiting somewhere. 496 00:29:55,377 --> 00:29:58,045 Why, Romeo and Juliet knew right away. 497 00:29:58,213 --> 00:30:00,923 That's what Shakespeare's trying to tell us. 498 00:30:01,049 --> 00:30:04,093 Of course, the case of Dante and Beatrice... 499 00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:05,887 is a trifle different. 500 00:30:06,054 --> 00:30:07,680 He saw her only once. 501 00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:10,141 But in that moment, the whole world... 502 00:30:10,267 --> 00:30:12,226 was bathed in a new light. 503 00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:15,021 It wasn't just a humdrum world anymore, where you had to... 504 00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:17,899 get up in the morning and meet a lot of stupid people. 505 00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:19,567 - [ Knock At Door ] - Who's that? 506 00:30:19,735 --> 00:30:21,611 - [ Woman ] 8:00, Mr. Wooley. - What? 507 00:30:21,737 --> 00:30:24,989 - 8:00. - That's impossible. 508 00:30:26,074 --> 00:30:27,867 But... it's true! 509 00:30:27,993 --> 00:30:30,328 - Good morning, Wally. - Good morning, Jennifer. 510 00:30:30,454 --> 00:30:32,079 It's fantastic. 511 00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:35,333 It just seems like a few minutes since I came in. 512 00:30:35,459 --> 00:30:37,418 Don't you want your breakfast? 513 00:30:38,754 --> 00:30:41,255 You're as bad as when you were a little boy. 514 00:30:41,423 --> 00:30:45,426 Even on a day like this, I have to call you half a dozen times. 515 00:30:45,594 --> 00:30:48,095 [ Chuckles ] Oh, and what a — 516 00:30:48,263 --> 00:30:51,265 what a beautiful day it is too. 517 00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:54,519 Happy is the bride that the sun... 518 00:30:54,645 --> 00:30:56,979 shines on. 519 00:30:57,105 --> 00:30:58,940 Good morning. 520 00:30:59,107 --> 00:31:01,567 Mmm! That smells good! 521 00:31:04,154 --> 00:31:06,697 You don't know how long it's been since I've eaten. 522 00:31:06,823 --> 00:31:09,200 - Mr. Wooley — - I'll explain later, Margaret. 523 00:31:09,326 --> 00:31:11,619 - What can you possibly say? - Well, you — 524 00:31:11,745 --> 00:31:13,955 No, no, dear. Not like that. 525 00:31:14,081 --> 00:31:17,625 First you butter them, hmm? And then a little syrup. 526 00:31:17,793 --> 00:31:20,836 Mr. Wooley, I've worked for your family for 30 years... 527 00:31:20,963 --> 00:31:22,964 been almost a mother to you... 528 00:31:23,131 --> 00:31:26,008 and to think that on this day, of all days — 529 00:31:27,469 --> 00:31:31,097 Oh, yes, and send up some evening gowns too, please. 530 00:31:31,223 --> 00:31:34,809 You see, everything the young lady had was burned. 531 00:31:34,935 --> 00:31:38,312 Send them up right away, please. Thank you. 532 00:31:38,438 --> 00:31:41,691 You know, I think you've broken my record for waffles. 533 00:31:41,817 --> 00:31:45,111 Well, Margaret likes nothing better than to make them. 534 00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:47,780 Those people are still downstairs waiting. 535 00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:50,616 Margaret, these have made a great hit with her. 536 00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:53,244 - What did you say? - Those people. 537 00:31:53,370 --> 00:31:55,997 I told you they were here three batches of waffles ago. 538 00:31:56,164 --> 00:31:58,040 You did? I don't remember. 539 00:31:58,166 --> 00:32:00,960 Uh, people waiting? Who? Who are they? 540 00:32:01,086 --> 00:32:03,421 - You'll find out. - Excuse me. 541 00:32:06,675 --> 00:32:08,509 Mm, more waffles? 542 00:32:08,635 --> 00:32:10,678 There's no more batter. 543 00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:14,682 [ Dishes Clattering ] 544 00:32:14,850 --> 00:32:17,018 Oh! I'm sorry, Margaret. 545 00:32:17,144 --> 00:32:19,478 - Better be sorry for yourself. - Huh? 546 00:32:19,605 --> 00:32:23,232 It's Miss Masterson downstairs, with her father. 547 00:32:23,358 --> 00:32:24,525 Who? 548 00:32:24,693 --> 00:32:27,486 Miss Masterson, the lady you're getting married to. 549 00:32:27,613 --> 00:32:29,238 Oh! 550 00:32:32,909 --> 00:32:34,869 - Good morning. - Good morning. 551 00:32:35,037 --> 00:32:37,622 I'd forgotten you were going to drop in. 552 00:32:37,748 --> 00:32:39,999 We didn't say we were. What's the matter with you? 553 00:32:40,125 --> 00:32:43,586 Have you seen the papers? I've got you all over the front page. 554 00:32:43,712 --> 00:32:46,172 That's great. Dear, hadn't you better go? 555 00:32:46,298 --> 00:32:50,217 - It's bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding. - Don't be ridiculous. 556 00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:53,846 Saving that girl was the luckiest break. You don't know what that can do for you. 557 00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:55,556 I have a rough idea. 558 00:32:55,724 --> 00:32:58,976 I've arranged a special broadcast about the fire. You're to be interviewed. 559 00:32:59,102 --> 00:33:01,228 - I'll have you back by 11:00. - That's fine. 560 00:33:01,396 --> 00:33:03,606 That gives me plenty of time. Shall we go? 561 00:33:03,732 --> 00:33:05,316 No, I'm going to stay here. 562 00:33:05,442 --> 00:33:08,819 I want to see about brightening up this antique shop. 563 00:33:08,945 --> 00:33:11,322 - The photographers will be here. - There's no time. 564 00:33:11,448 --> 00:33:15,117 - Run along. - I'm a little on edge, with the wedding at noon. 565 00:33:15,243 --> 00:33:17,495 I'd feel much better if you came along. 566 00:33:17,621 --> 00:33:19,789 There. That's a good girl. 567 00:33:21,416 --> 00:33:24,126 Excuse me. I'll get my hat. 568 00:33:29,966 --> 00:33:31,592 [ Estelle Shrieks ] 569 00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:35,596 - How did that happen? - It just slammed shut. 570 00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:40,017 I'm terribly sorry. There's rather a heavy draft... 571 00:33:40,143 --> 00:33:42,186 blowing through the house today. 572 00:33:51,238 --> 00:33:53,155 What's he going out with her for? 573 00:33:53,281 --> 00:33:55,074 Why shouldn't he? 574 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:57,952 He's going to marry her in less than two hours. 575 00:33:58,078 --> 00:34:00,496 - As for you, young woman — - Oh, go to sleep. 576 00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:06,293 After all my work! 577 00:34:12,968 --> 00:34:15,261 No, I don't want to go. 578 00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:19,724 [ Exhales ] Two hours. That doesn't give me much time. 579 00:34:19,850 --> 00:34:21,684 I wish Father were here. 580 00:34:21,810 --> 00:34:24,145 [ Daniel ] What seems to be the trouble? 581 00:34:24,312 --> 00:34:27,356 Oh, good morning, Father. 582 00:34:27,482 --> 00:34:30,151 I need some advice. He's tougher than I thought. 583 00:34:30,318 --> 00:34:32,153 I can't seem to make him love me. 584 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:34,530 [ Daniel ] Thou art the veriest bungler. 585 00:34:34,656 --> 00:34:37,324 I must have been drunk to give thee a body. 586 00:34:37,492 --> 00:34:39,660 Oh, don't smoke so much, Father. 587 00:34:39,786 --> 00:34:43,372 - Did something go wrong with thy philter? - My what? 588 00:34:43,498 --> 00:34:46,792 Thy love philter. Thou gavest him one, I presume. 589 00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:49,754 No. I thought I could do it barehanded. 590 00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:53,507 Art thou a witch or a woman? Prepare a love philter at once. 591 00:34:53,633 --> 00:34:55,885 Dost thou recall the incantation? Listen. 592 00:34:56,011 --> 00:34:57,970 ♪♪ [ Simple Melody ] 593 00:35:12,694 --> 00:35:16,280 ♪ Kettle, kettle on the hob ♪ 594 00:35:16,406 --> 00:35:19,658 ♪ Hurry up and do thy job ♪ 595 00:35:19,785 --> 00:35:23,037 [ Daniel ] ♪ Steam and hiss and while you do ♪ 596 00:35:23,205 --> 00:35:25,998 ♪ Cook an all-compelling brew ♪ 597 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:29,543 ♪ So that he who sips will be ♪ 598 00:35:29,711 --> 00:35:33,172 ♪ Slave to love's captivity ♪♪ 599 00:35:33,298 --> 00:35:36,967 Now put in a cool place until ready. 600 00:35:37,093 --> 00:35:39,929 - What will it taste like, Father? - Like cool water... 601 00:35:40,055 --> 00:35:42,389 but 'twill set Master Wooley's blood on fire. 602 00:35:42,516 --> 00:35:45,184 Then I'll treat him like a slave. 603 00:35:45,310 --> 00:35:48,562 I'll make him suffer, body and soul. 604 00:35:48,688 --> 00:35:52,733 Speaking of bodies, I have a notion to make a personal appearance myself. 605 00:35:52,901 --> 00:35:56,153 Of course, I'll have to burn a house down to do it. [ Chuckles ] 606 00:35:56,279 --> 00:35:58,405 Not this one, Father. 607 00:35:58,573 --> 00:36:01,325 I've a better idea: the building he's in now. 608 00:36:01,451 --> 00:36:04,161 - 'Twill force him back to me. - Excellent! 609 00:36:04,287 --> 00:36:06,539 Good hunting, Jennifer. 610 00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:08,415 'Tis growing cool. 611 00:36:08,583 --> 00:36:11,377 Now we shall see if thou canst resist me. 612 00:36:12,504 --> 00:36:14,839 Get ready, Master Wooley. 613 00:36:25,642 --> 00:36:27,726 - Not dressed yet? - I'm lucky to be alive. 614 00:36:27,853 --> 00:36:29,562 What's happened now? 615 00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:33,399 I was making a broadcast about the fire, and suddenly I was in another one. 616 00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:35,985 - Mysterious explosion on the roof. - Anybody hurt? 617 00:36:36,111 --> 00:36:39,113 No, we all got out all right. What's wrong with this door? 618 00:36:42,742 --> 00:36:44,285 Margaret! 619 00:36:45,453 --> 00:36:47,788 What are you two doing in my bedroom? 620 00:36:47,956 --> 00:36:49,582 What happened? 621 00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:52,209 Oh, I — I must have dozed off. 622 00:36:52,335 --> 00:36:55,462 Go upstairs and get dressed. Where's the brandy? 623 00:36:55,589 --> 00:36:58,465 - Did you get rid of that girl? - "That girl"? 624 00:36:58,633 --> 00:37:01,218 Oh! She must still be here. 625 00:37:01,344 --> 00:37:03,470 Well, she won't be here for long. 626 00:37:07,183 --> 00:37:09,685 Ah, you listen to me, young lady. 627 00:37:09,811 --> 00:37:12,021 Come on, come on. Get up. 628 00:37:12,147 --> 00:37:15,190 I'm listening, Mr. Wooley. 629 00:37:15,317 --> 00:37:17,276 Why do you look at me that way? 630 00:37:18,653 --> 00:37:21,447 Oh... my dress. Do you like it? 631 00:37:21,573 --> 00:37:23,657 I — I don't know. 632 00:37:23,825 --> 00:37:26,493 It's such a shock to see you dressed. 633 00:37:26,661 --> 00:37:28,120 I mean... 634 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:30,831 - you're beautiful. - Enough to make a man fall in love? 635 00:37:30,957 --> 00:37:33,000 Mere physical beauty isn't everything. 636 00:37:33,168 --> 00:37:35,002 That's what I thought. 637 00:37:35,128 --> 00:37:38,505 - [ Clears Throat ] Look, Jennifer — - I don't like the tone of your voice. 638 00:37:38,632 --> 00:37:41,967 I swallowed some smoke last night, and I just swallowed more now. 639 00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:45,679 - But that's not going to stop me — - Wally wants a drink of water. 640 00:37:45,847 --> 00:37:47,514 Nice, cool water. 641 00:37:47,682 --> 00:37:49,975 Thank you. Now, all I have to say — 642 00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:51,769 Drink it, Wally... 643 00:37:51,895 --> 00:37:54,313 and then I'll be glad to hear anything you have to say. 644 00:37:56,024 --> 00:37:58,359 You'll find out that no one named Wooley... 645 00:37:58,526 --> 00:38:00,653 is able to stay away from me. 646 00:38:01,863 --> 00:38:05,282 Oh, I'm awfully sorry. This is terrible. 647 00:38:05,408 --> 00:38:08,035 Jennifer! Jennifer! Can you hear me? 648 00:38:08,161 --> 00:38:10,287 Dudley! Come here! 649 00:38:10,413 --> 00:38:13,874 Oh, you — Here, here. Drink this. 650 00:38:15,210 --> 00:38:16,543 There. 651 00:38:16,711 --> 00:38:18,879 There, that's better. 652 00:38:19,047 --> 00:38:21,632 Now, how do you feel? 653 00:38:21,758 --> 00:38:24,301 I — I feel strange. 654 00:38:24,427 --> 00:38:26,095 - Hmm? - What happened? 655 00:38:26,221 --> 00:38:29,014 Well, the picture fell. Does your head hurt? 656 00:38:30,058 --> 00:38:31,809 - My head? - Mm. 657 00:38:31,935 --> 00:38:33,727 No. 658 00:38:33,853 --> 00:38:35,396 It's my heart. 659 00:38:35,563 --> 00:38:38,357 - It feels so light. - Try not to talk. 660 00:38:38,483 --> 00:38:42,111 Oh, but I must. I must tell you how I feel. 661 00:38:42,237 --> 00:38:46,198 Oh, Wally, you're so beautiful. 662 00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:48,325 Dudley! 663 00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:50,411 - Take my hand. - Don't start that again. 664 00:38:50,578 --> 00:38:52,413 Oh, my darling. 665 00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:54,331 Let that man alone! 666 00:38:54,457 --> 00:38:56,625 Dudley, something really happened to her this time. 667 00:38:56,751 --> 00:39:00,421 - She got a sock on the head. That picture — - You did it in self-defense. 668 00:39:00,588 --> 00:39:02,881 [ Jennifer ] Aren't you glad you drank it, Wally? 669 00:39:03,008 --> 00:39:05,259 - I didn't drink anything. - What's she talking about? 670 00:39:05,427 --> 00:39:08,595 A drink of water. I gave it to her when she was coming to. 671 00:39:08,722 --> 00:39:11,056 You gave it to me? 672 00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:15,227 Never force liquids on a person who's unconscious. It may have serious consequences. 673 00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:17,730 - [ Moaning ] - Nervous reactions. 674 00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:20,482 - Come on. We're late. - What are we going to do? 675 00:39:20,608 --> 00:39:22,276 - Lock her in this room. - But, Dudley — 676 00:39:22,402 --> 00:39:24,278 Come on, before she marries you. 677 00:39:29,117 --> 00:39:31,618 Stop worrying. She can't get out. 678 00:39:31,786 --> 00:39:33,829 I'll drive. You're too nervous. 679 00:39:33,955 --> 00:39:36,749 You'll have to get rid of her after the wedding. 680 00:39:39,961 --> 00:39:42,671 Poor little girl. All alone in the world... 681 00:39:42,797 --> 00:39:44,757 except for a no-good father. 682 00:39:46,968 --> 00:39:49,470 [ Brakes Screeching ] 683 00:39:49,637 --> 00:39:51,722 Don't ever jam your brakes on like that! 684 00:39:51,848 --> 00:39:54,475 I didn't jam them. It just stopped. 685 00:39:54,642 --> 00:39:57,102 - I can't figure it out. - What's that smoke? 686 00:39:59,147 --> 00:40:01,315 - What happened to him? - Who? 687 00:40:01,441 --> 00:40:04,193 The fellow we pulled out of the fire. He's gone! 688 00:40:05,236 --> 00:40:07,279 How do you like my body, Jennifer? [ Chuckles ] 689 00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:11,075 Not too old, not too young. I'm sorry I've forgotten the formula for clothing. 690 00:40:11,201 --> 00:40:13,660 I had to borrow this sheet from the ambulance. 691 00:40:13,787 --> 00:40:17,206 By the by, has the potion been administered? 692 00:40:17,332 --> 00:40:18,791 Yes. 693 00:40:18,917 --> 00:40:22,252 Father, something went wrong with our plan. 694 00:40:22,378 --> 00:40:24,963 What? But that love philter never fails. 695 00:40:25,090 --> 00:40:27,007 It didn't. 696 00:40:27,175 --> 00:40:29,301 But... I drank it. 697 00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:32,971 Nicodemus! Then you love him! 698 00:40:33,098 --> 00:40:34,848 Yes, Father. 699 00:40:34,974 --> 00:40:37,184 But he's about to marry someone else... 700 00:40:37,310 --> 00:40:39,978 because of my ancient curse on the Wooleys. 701 00:40:40,105 --> 00:40:42,481 Do you think if I explained it all to him — 702 00:40:42,607 --> 00:40:46,693 By all means do. Telling a mortal you're a witch will only mean the end of you. 703 00:40:46,861 --> 00:40:49,738 Then what shall I do? He must not marry her. 704 00:40:49,864 --> 00:40:52,199 You won't let him, will you? 705 00:40:52,367 --> 00:40:55,035 - Let me think. - You could make him love me. 706 00:40:55,161 --> 00:40:57,830 You can do anything you want. 707 00:40:57,956 --> 00:40:59,373 Yes. 708 00:40:59,499 --> 00:41:02,751 This problem should be fairly simple. 709 00:41:02,877 --> 00:41:06,630 - Just leave it all to me. - Oh, thank you, Father! 710 00:41:06,756 --> 00:41:08,882 - Will you leave it to me? - I promise. 711 00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:10,467 Splendid. 712 00:41:11,970 --> 00:41:15,222 [ Chuckles ] I'm still a little bit warm from the fire. 713 00:41:15,390 --> 00:41:19,059 Jennifer, fetch me a pair of Master Wooley's breeches. 714 00:41:19,185 --> 00:41:21,061 We're going to his wedding. 715 00:41:22,105 --> 00:41:26,900 ♪ I love you truly ♪ 716 00:41:27,068 --> 00:41:29,820 ♪ Truly ♪ 717 00:41:29,946 --> 00:41:32,781 ♪ Dear ♪ 718 00:41:32,907 --> 00:41:38,245 ♪ Life with its sorrows ♪ 719 00:41:38,371 --> 00:41:41,081 ♪ Life with ♪ 720 00:41:41,207 --> 00:41:42,749 ♪ Its tears ♪♪ 721 00:41:42,876 --> 00:41:45,502 Here, drink this. 722 00:41:45,628 --> 00:41:48,130 - What is it? - Novocain. 120 proof. 723 00:41:48,256 --> 00:41:51,383 - Down fast, brother. - If that girl ever gets out of my house — 724 00:41:51,509 --> 00:41:53,427 Drink that. 725 00:41:53,553 --> 00:41:55,929 Suppose she comes here? It'll be terrible for Estelle. 726 00:41:56,055 --> 00:41:58,599 Oh, you'll be all right, and I'll be sitting pretty. 727 00:41:58,766 --> 00:42:01,852 - ♪♪ [ Instrumental Interlude ] - There's your cue. 728 00:42:04,397 --> 00:42:07,441 Just play "I'm a seeing-eye dog" now. 729 00:42:20,455 --> 00:42:22,998 - Can't you smile? - You know I wanted a church wedding. 730 00:42:23,124 --> 00:42:24,958 You've had everything else your own way. 731 00:42:25,084 --> 00:42:28,003 I should never have given in to Wallace. It's the last time. 732 00:42:29,422 --> 00:42:31,715 She's not here. Stop worrying. 733 00:42:31,841 --> 00:42:33,842 ♪♪ [ "Bridal March" ] 734 00:42:33,968 --> 00:42:35,594 Smile. 735 00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:48,941 - [ Wind Gusting ] - [ Women Screaming ] 736 00:42:50,985 --> 00:42:52,903 [ All Clamoring ] 737 00:43:06,084 --> 00:43:08,961 Close that door! It's a hurricane! 738 00:43:12,340 --> 00:43:15,509 - My veil is ruined! - Go back and wait. 739 00:43:15,677 --> 00:43:20,138 I'm terribly sorry. There'll be a short delay till we get everything straightened out. 740 00:43:20,265 --> 00:43:23,850 Music, music! Sing something. 741 00:43:23,977 --> 00:43:27,729 ♪ I love you truly ♪ 742 00:43:27,855 --> 00:43:31,024 That's all I needed: a hurricane on my wedding day. 743 00:43:31,192 --> 00:43:33,235 Never mind about that. She just blew in! 744 00:43:33,361 --> 00:43:35,570 - What? - I saw her in the doorway. 745 00:43:35,697 --> 00:43:37,990 - What'll I do? - I'll think of something. 746 00:43:44,622 --> 00:43:46,915 Beloved, this is my father. 747 00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:48,542 Delighted, Master Wooley. 748 00:43:48,710 --> 00:43:50,877 You've made a mistake. This is a private room. 749 00:43:51,004 --> 00:43:55,215 It's rather crowded downstairs, and a bit windy. [ Chuckles ] 750 00:43:55,383 --> 00:43:58,885 Be seated, Master Wooley. I should like to have a talk with you. 751 00:43:59,053 --> 00:44:01,471 Look here. I'm being married in two minutes. 752 00:44:01,597 --> 00:44:05,058 - I understand those were your plans. - "Were?" He is. Nothing you can do — 753 00:44:05,184 --> 00:44:07,519 - Would you excuse us? - Maybe you'd better. 754 00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:09,646 Hurry up. I'll stand guard. 755 00:44:09,772 --> 00:44:12,524 Let me fix your pretty tie. You see, Father? 756 00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:14,901 He's just like a Greek god. 757 00:44:15,028 --> 00:44:18,530 My little one tells me she was your overnight guest. 758 00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:21,366 - Not at my invitation. - Oh, no, Father. 759 00:44:21,492 --> 00:44:23,410 The poor sweet didn't want me to stay. 760 00:44:23,578 --> 00:44:26,496 Were I an ordinary man, Master Wooley... 761 00:44:26,622 --> 00:44:29,291 a horsewhipping would no doubt be in order. 762 00:44:29,417 --> 00:44:32,961 But I am not an ordinary man. 763 00:44:33,087 --> 00:44:35,630 While examining your dwelling... 764 00:44:35,757 --> 00:44:39,593 - I came upon... this. - My revolver! 765 00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:41,887 You can't force me to marry her. 766 00:44:42,013 --> 00:44:46,058 What a banal mind you have. You may hold the weapon. 767 00:44:48,686 --> 00:44:51,438 - What is this? - It's very simple. 768 00:44:51,564 --> 00:44:53,315 Here is a bruised flower. 769 00:44:53,441 --> 00:44:56,109 I am her father. 770 00:44:56,235 --> 00:44:58,278 That is your revolver. 771 00:44:58,404 --> 00:45:02,157 You are going to shoot me. 772 00:45:02,283 --> 00:45:06,161 I... am going to shoot you? 773 00:45:06,287 --> 00:45:07,996 Will that be of help? 774 00:45:08,122 --> 00:45:11,750 Now, now. Father knows best. 775 00:45:11,876 --> 00:45:14,044 Warm, Master Wooley? 776 00:45:14,170 --> 00:45:16,963 You don't know what warmth is. 777 00:45:17,090 --> 00:45:21,301 I am told one of your forebears made a hobby of bonfires. 778 00:45:21,427 --> 00:45:23,887 What a pity he cannot be here... 779 00:45:24,013 --> 00:45:25,931 to see his descendant burn. 780 00:45:26,057 --> 00:45:28,642 Yes, Master Wooley. 781 00:45:30,144 --> 00:45:32,938 Burn. In the modern way. 782 00:45:33,064 --> 00:45:35,148 Strapped in a chair... 783 00:45:35,274 --> 00:45:37,359 heated by electricity. 784 00:45:41,406 --> 00:45:43,407 I anticipated that. 785 00:45:43,533 --> 00:45:45,909 Pistol, pistol, let there be... 786 00:45:46,035 --> 00:45:48,745 murder in the first degree. 787 00:45:51,290 --> 00:45:54,626 Thank you so much. 788 00:45:54,752 --> 00:45:57,796 Amusing invention, the electric chair. 789 00:45:57,922 --> 00:46:01,842 [ Chuckles ] What will they think of... 790 00:46:02,009 --> 00:46:04,219 next? 791 00:46:08,182 --> 00:46:11,476 - What's happened? - Uh — 792 00:46:11,602 --> 00:46:14,521 - It was an accident! - 'Twas no accident. 793 00:46:14,689 --> 00:46:16,606 He killed me in cold blood. 794 00:46:16,732 --> 00:46:19,359 Kindly notify the authorities. 795 00:46:21,612 --> 00:46:23,864 Oh, he's frightened you. 796 00:46:24,031 --> 00:46:25,949 He told me he'd help me. 797 00:46:29,871 --> 00:46:32,038 - [ Wallace ] How is he? - He's dead. 798 00:46:32,165 --> 00:46:35,417 Oh, it doesn't matter. 799 00:46:35,543 --> 00:46:38,086 "Doesn't matter"? Her own father! 800 00:46:38,212 --> 00:46:40,005 Oh, but that's not my father. 801 00:46:40,131 --> 00:46:42,591 That's just a body he picked up. 802 00:46:43,676 --> 00:46:46,094 I didn't do it, Dudley! You'll be my witness! 803 00:46:46,220 --> 00:46:48,346 All right. Well, I wasn't here! 804 00:46:48,473 --> 00:46:50,849 [ Groaning ] 805 00:46:52,977 --> 00:46:54,978 ♪♪ [ Instrumental Interlude ] 806 00:47:02,987 --> 00:47:05,447 He's as nervous as a bride. 807 00:47:05,573 --> 00:47:07,824 One might think they were going to hang him. 808 00:47:10,161 --> 00:47:12,662 It's up to you. Now, tell them. 809 00:47:12,788 --> 00:47:14,498 What have I got to do with it? 810 00:47:14,624 --> 00:47:18,502 You're handling the... details of the wedding. 811 00:47:18,628 --> 00:47:20,962 ♪♪ [ "Bridal March" ] 812 00:47:38,856 --> 00:47:40,774 [ Gasping, Clamoring ] 813 00:47:45,947 --> 00:47:50,742 ♪ I love you truly ♪ 814 00:47:50,868 --> 00:47:52,452 ♪ Truly ♪ 815 00:47:52,578 --> 00:47:56,540 Empty! I thought I saw smoke come out. 816 00:47:56,666 --> 00:47:59,334 I know you're here somewhere. 817 00:47:59,460 --> 00:48:02,128 How could you, Father? 818 00:48:02,296 --> 00:48:04,172 You know I love him! 819 00:48:04,298 --> 00:48:07,467 [ Daniel ] That's exactly why I've disposed of him. 820 00:48:07,635 --> 00:48:10,095 - Where are you? - [ Cackling ] 821 00:48:12,765 --> 00:48:17,018 ♪ For tonight I'll merry, merry be For tonight I'll merry, merry be ♪ 822 00:48:17,144 --> 00:48:19,312 ♪ For tonight I'll merry, merry be ♪ 823 00:48:19,438 --> 00:48:21,690 ♪ Tomorrow I'll be sober ♪♪ 824 00:48:21,816 --> 00:48:25,110 - [ Cackling ] - Come out of that bottle. 825 00:48:25,236 --> 00:48:27,445 - Come out! - Oh, no. 826 00:48:27,572 --> 00:48:31,324 [ Chuckles ] I could float here forever. 827 00:48:31,492 --> 00:48:33,159 Well, you're not going to. 828 00:48:34,245 --> 00:48:37,163 - [ Woman Shrieks ] - [ Wallace Gasps ] 829 00:48:38,165 --> 00:48:40,083 Wally! Don't go upstairs! 830 00:48:40,209 --> 00:48:43,712 - But maybe she killed herself. - Now, Wally — Wally — 831 00:48:43,838 --> 00:48:46,965 - What's wrong with him? - I think we'd better call the police. 832 00:48:47,091 --> 00:48:48,925 - What's he done? - It's the other fellow. 833 00:48:49,051 --> 00:48:52,846 - What other fellow? - The one in the chair. Keep calm. I'll be right back. 834 00:48:53,014 --> 00:48:54,973 - [ Exclaims ] - Estelle! Estelle! 835 00:48:56,851 --> 00:49:01,187 ♪ Ah, love, 'tis something ♪ 836 00:49:01,355 --> 00:49:03,690 ♪ To feel ♪ 837 00:49:03,858 --> 00:49:06,526 Now, you get back in that body. 838 00:49:06,652 --> 00:49:09,821 No. I didn't like it. It's an old, fat body. 839 00:49:09,947 --> 00:49:12,115 Then I'll tell Wally what we are. 840 00:49:12,241 --> 00:49:14,576 Knowing what would then happen to you? 841 00:49:14,702 --> 00:49:16,870 - Yes. - Heh. You wouldn't dare. 842 00:49:16,996 --> 00:49:18,705 Wouldn't I? 843 00:49:20,875 --> 00:49:22,751 You're all right? 844 00:49:22,877 --> 00:49:25,837 [ Jennifer ] Wally, darling, there's something I must tell you. 845 00:49:29,884 --> 00:49:31,718 [ Gasps ] Look! 846 00:49:33,137 --> 00:49:35,639 - I thought you said he was dead! - Well, he is! 847 00:49:35,765 --> 00:49:38,391 [ Drunkenly ] A fine way to take advantage... 848 00:49:38,517 --> 00:49:41,144 of a father's affection. 849 00:49:41,270 --> 00:49:44,022 Now hearken to a father's curse. 850 00:49:44,148 --> 00:49:46,733 I'm going to turn you into a frog. 851 00:49:46,859 --> 00:49:49,903 Frog, frog, sitting on a log — 852 00:49:51,947 --> 00:49:54,032 What's the next line? 853 00:49:54,158 --> 00:49:58,328 You wait till I sober up. You'll be sorry. 854 00:49:59,538 --> 00:50:01,247 [ Woman Gasps ] 855 00:50:02,750 --> 00:50:08,254 ♪ For tonight I'll merry, merry be ♪ 856 00:50:08,422 --> 00:50:10,715 ♪ Tomorrow I'll be sober ♪♪ 857 00:50:10,841 --> 00:50:14,969 - What did you want the police for? - It's all right now. He fell out the window. 858 00:50:15,096 --> 00:50:17,889 - He what? - Not Wally. The other fellow. 859 00:50:20,351 --> 00:50:24,270 - Unhand me, foul minions of the law! - Take it easy, Pop. 860 00:50:24,397 --> 00:50:27,774 I'm going to cast a spell upon you. From now on, you're a rat! 861 00:50:27,900 --> 00:50:31,027 Rat, rat, fatter than the cat — 862 00:50:31,153 --> 00:50:34,447 - How does the rest of it go? - So I'm a rat, huh? 863 00:50:34,615 --> 00:50:36,241 - Call the wagon. - Come on. 864 00:50:36,367 --> 00:50:38,660 If I could only remember the words... 865 00:50:38,786 --> 00:50:40,787 I could turn you into kangaroos. 866 00:50:43,124 --> 00:50:45,291 They're taking him away. 867 00:50:45,459 --> 00:50:47,752 Why didn't I have them take you too? 868 00:50:47,878 --> 00:50:49,921 Perhaps because you're beginning to love me. 869 00:50:50,047 --> 00:50:52,006 - Please don't start that again. - Wally! 870 00:50:52,133 --> 00:50:56,219 I thought Father would be friendly. I wouldn't let him or anyone else harm you. 871 00:50:56,345 --> 00:50:58,805 - Oh, I know you wouldn't. - But it's true! 872 00:50:58,931 --> 00:51:02,267 Last night I was your enemy, but now I've changed. 873 00:51:02,393 --> 00:51:04,477 I love you. I'll always love you. 874 00:51:04,603 --> 00:51:08,440 - If I could die, I would do that for you. - Will you just be a sweet girl? 875 00:51:08,566 --> 00:51:11,317 - Hey, they're ready. - Good-bye. 876 00:51:11,444 --> 00:51:14,070 - Where are you going? - I told you before — 877 00:51:14,196 --> 00:51:17,031 But I thought that now, after all I've done for you — 878 00:51:17,158 --> 00:51:20,952 You've been very obliging, but now I'm going downstairs to be married. 879 00:51:21,078 --> 00:51:22,746 That's what you think. 880 00:51:26,250 --> 00:51:28,376 ♪♪ [ Instrumental Interlude ] 881 00:51:30,796 --> 00:51:32,630 [ Jennifer Screams ] Wally! 882 00:51:32,757 --> 00:51:36,551 You gotta go through with it this time. I'll take care of her. 883 00:51:38,179 --> 00:51:40,638 ♪♪ [ "Bridal March" ] 884 00:51:40,765 --> 00:51:43,224 Hurry up, hurry up. Let's get this over with. 885 00:51:43,350 --> 00:51:45,351 He'll pay for this. 886 00:51:45,478 --> 00:51:47,896 - Do I look all right? - Who cares? Go on. 887 00:51:51,484 --> 00:51:53,693 Well, what are you standing there for? 888 00:51:54,862 --> 00:51:57,822 Dudley has the ring. I'll see what's keeping him. 889 00:51:57,948 --> 00:52:00,533 - Wallace. - You come back here! What's the matter with you? 890 00:52:00,701 --> 00:52:04,204 Did you ever have one of those days when nothing seems to go right? 891 00:52:04,371 --> 00:52:05,830 Wallace! 892 00:52:05,956 --> 00:52:09,876 ♪ I love you truly ♪ 893 00:52:11,420 --> 00:52:13,838 - Got here too late. - Dudley. 894 00:52:16,091 --> 00:52:19,385 She really did love me. She said she'd die for me. 895 00:52:19,553 --> 00:52:22,013 - Oh, my darling. - At last! 896 00:52:22,139 --> 00:52:23,181 [ Surprised Gasp ] 897 00:52:24,391 --> 00:52:26,267 I've had enough of this! 898 00:52:26,393 --> 00:52:28,269 Estelle, wait a minute! 899 00:52:28,395 --> 00:52:31,815 Listen to me! You've got to listen to me! 900 00:52:36,028 --> 00:52:39,531 Uh — [ Nervous Chuckle ] It's a big misunderstanding. 901 00:52:39,657 --> 00:52:41,616 If you'll give me a few minutes, I — 902 00:52:41,742 --> 00:52:45,453 I'll give you just ten seconds to get out of this house, all of you! 903 00:52:45,579 --> 00:52:47,413 We won't be here that long. 904 00:52:47,581 --> 00:52:49,916 - You'd better get out of the state. - I'm terribly — 905 00:52:50,084 --> 00:52:51,626 - Get out! - I can explain. 906 00:52:51,752 --> 00:52:55,588 Uh, after the fire, you see, she spent the ni-night — 907 00:52:55,756 --> 00:52:58,341 On-On second thought... 908 00:52:58,467 --> 00:53:01,719 - maybe we'd better just go, darling. - Mr. Masterson — 909 00:53:01,846 --> 00:53:04,681 I'll expose you in every paper I own! 910 00:53:04,807 --> 00:53:09,727 This'll not only cost you the election, but I'll encourage the voters of this state to tear you limb from limb! 911 00:53:09,854 --> 00:53:12,105 I'll head the tar-and-feather party personally! 912 00:53:12,231 --> 00:53:14,858 When I'm through with you, you'll wish you'd never been born. 913 00:53:14,984 --> 00:53:18,820 ♪ I love you truly ♪ 914 00:53:18,946 --> 00:53:21,322 - Will you shut up? - ♪ Tru- ♪♪ 915 00:53:24,410 --> 00:53:27,537 [ Man ] Extra! Big Wooley scandal! Read all about it! 916 00:53:27,663 --> 00:53:29,873 Extra! Paper! Big Wooley scandal! 917 00:53:29,999 --> 00:53:33,209 Extra! Read all about it! Wallace Wooley exposed! 918 00:53:33,335 --> 00:53:35,336 Extra! Paper! 919 00:53:35,963 --> 00:53:38,756 - Big Wooley scandal! - What does it say? 920 00:53:38,883 --> 00:53:41,718 It's just as I thought. He's finished. 921 00:53:41,844 --> 00:53:43,636 And I'm bankrupt. 922 00:53:43,804 --> 00:53:46,306 Go and get her, I say. 923 00:53:46,432 --> 00:53:48,474 Bring my daughter to me. 924 00:53:48,601 --> 00:53:51,311 Bring her here or, by Jezebel — 925 00:53:51,437 --> 00:53:52,896 - Shut up! - Quiet! 926 00:53:53,022 --> 00:53:56,858 - I wanna get some sleep! - Hey, toss this stub bug out of here! 927 00:53:56,984 --> 00:54:00,111 For the last time, will you pipe down? 928 00:54:00,237 --> 00:54:02,614 I tell you, my daughter ran off with a bumpkin... 929 00:54:02,740 --> 00:54:04,616 named Wooley, Wallace Wooley. 930 00:54:04,742 --> 00:54:08,369 Sure, she did. You take it easy. You'll be out of here tomorrow. 931 00:54:08,495 --> 00:54:12,498 Tomorrow may be too late! There's no telling what she'll do. 932 00:54:12,625 --> 00:54:15,543 I know a couple of ways to make you shut up. 933 00:54:15,669 --> 00:54:17,879 And I know a hundred ways... 934 00:54:18,005 --> 00:54:20,465 to silence you forever. 935 00:54:20,591 --> 00:54:23,009 Oh, but I don't remember them now. 936 00:54:23,177 --> 00:54:25,720 This is terrible! She'll marry him. 937 00:54:25,846 --> 00:54:29,223 Wallace Wooley's gonna marry his daughter. 938 00:54:29,350 --> 00:54:31,476 Yeah? 939 00:54:31,602 --> 00:54:34,354 And then you'll see what'll happen to Master Wooley. 940 00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:37,607 I'll wreak my vengeance on them both. 941 00:54:37,733 --> 00:54:40,735 She thinks she can run away from me... 942 00:54:40,861 --> 00:54:43,112 that I cannot see her because of the fog. 943 00:54:43,238 --> 00:54:45,698 But I can see you, Jennifer. 944 00:54:45,824 --> 00:54:47,742 She smiles. 945 00:54:47,868 --> 00:54:50,328 She presses closer to him. 946 00:54:51,872 --> 00:54:53,373 Darling? 947 00:54:53,499 --> 00:54:55,208 Yes, Wally? 948 00:54:55,376 --> 00:54:59,087 You're guessing about those mileposts, aren't you? 949 00:54:59,213 --> 00:55:01,547 No, I can see them. 950 00:55:01,674 --> 00:55:04,425 I have rather unusual eyes. 951 00:55:04,551 --> 00:55:07,553 If we're really over the state line, I can relax. 952 00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:11,057 Wally, what color would those feathers be? 953 00:55:11,183 --> 00:55:14,560 "Feathers"? Oh, I don't know. 954 00:55:14,687 --> 00:55:16,896 But the tar would be black. 955 00:55:17,064 --> 00:55:18,564 Let's stop, Wally. 956 00:55:23,028 --> 00:55:26,698 I guess we'll have to. I can't even see the front of the car. 957 00:55:34,206 --> 00:55:36,416 Mighty nice scenery they have around here. 958 00:55:36,542 --> 00:55:39,252 - Lovely, isn't it? - We'd better walk to the next town. 959 00:55:39,378 --> 00:55:41,254 No, I thought we'd stay here. 960 00:55:41,422 --> 00:55:43,673 Here? We're in the middle of nowhere. 961 00:55:43,799 --> 00:55:45,758 How do you know, Mr. Wooley? 962 00:55:55,769 --> 00:55:57,437 Good evening. 963 00:55:57,563 --> 00:56:00,690 If you're looking for a place to stay, I have a lovely room. 964 00:56:00,816 --> 00:56:03,026 Thank you. 965 00:56:03,152 --> 00:56:06,279 - Do you have two rooms? - No, I'm sorry. 966 00:56:06,405 --> 00:56:08,322 Aren't you married? 967 00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:12,201 You're dressed for a wedding. 968 00:56:12,327 --> 00:56:14,245 Where's the nearest justice of the peace? 969 00:56:14,371 --> 00:56:17,749 He'll be down in a minute. Henry? Customers. 970 00:56:25,883 --> 00:56:27,800 Uh, let's see. 971 00:56:27,968 --> 00:56:30,678 One dollar for waking up the county clerk... 972 00:56:30,804 --> 00:56:33,639 and helping you get your license. 973 00:56:33,807 --> 00:56:37,643 Two dollars for the ceremony. 974 00:56:37,770 --> 00:56:41,189 One-fifty for lodgings. 975 00:56:41,315 --> 00:56:44,650 Rent of my pajamas, 25 cents. 976 00:56:44,818 --> 00:56:47,904 Rent of nightgown — 977 00:56:48,030 --> 00:56:50,698 I'll have to charge you 50 cents for that. 978 00:56:50,824 --> 00:56:52,992 - It's sort of an heirloom. - Yeah. 979 00:56:54,328 --> 00:56:57,330 There. Almost a perfect fit. 980 00:56:57,456 --> 00:57:01,167 My grandmother was just a little bit of a thing like you. 981 00:57:01,293 --> 00:57:03,336 [ Chuckles ] Oh, shall I light the fire? 982 00:57:03,504 --> 00:57:06,130 Oh, no. I'd like to try. 983 00:57:06,256 --> 00:57:09,592 I must start learning to be a good housewife. 984 00:57:09,718 --> 00:57:13,679 Let's see. You... just go like that, don't you? 985 00:57:14,890 --> 00:57:17,975 Of course. They're like any other matches. 986 00:57:18,102 --> 00:57:20,228 Well, good night, my dear. 987 00:57:20,354 --> 00:57:22,480 I'm sure you're going to be very happy. 988 00:57:22,606 --> 00:57:24,774 He's a fine young man... 989 00:57:24,900 --> 00:57:27,318 and I hope your boys take after him. 990 00:57:29,279 --> 00:57:32,782 And I hope your girls take after you. 991 00:57:48,382 --> 00:57:51,175 - By Rhadamanthus, on, fire! - [ Door Opens ] 992 00:57:52,261 --> 00:57:54,053 [ Gasps ] 993 00:57:57,307 --> 00:57:59,183 - Wally? - Yes, dear? 994 00:57:59,309 --> 00:58:02,395 - Did you see the way that fire came on? - What fire? 995 00:58:02,521 --> 00:58:04,981 All I can see in this room is you. 996 00:58:05,107 --> 00:58:07,775 - Darling? - Mm-hmm? 997 00:58:07,901 --> 00:58:10,820 - Do you want to have children? - Why, of course. 998 00:58:10,946 --> 00:58:13,406 I'd like three little girls exactly like you. 999 00:58:13,532 --> 00:58:15,658 - Ohh! - Huh? 1000 00:58:16,910 --> 00:58:18,703 I think I'd better tell you. 1001 00:58:18,829 --> 00:58:20,955 You'd never forgive me if you found out later. 1002 00:58:21,081 --> 00:58:22,999 - Aha! A confession! - Yes, Wally. 1003 00:58:23,125 --> 00:58:26,711 I haven't exactly been a saint myself. We'll compare notes in the morning. 1004 00:58:26,837 --> 00:58:28,754 No, I must tell you now. 1005 00:58:29,423 --> 00:58:31,591 I don't know how to begin. 1006 00:58:31,758 --> 00:58:33,426 Then don't. 1007 00:58:33,594 --> 00:58:35,136 - Wally? - Hmm? 1008 00:58:35,262 --> 00:58:38,431 Doesn't it seem strange to you, the way we met? 1009 00:58:38,599 --> 00:58:40,641 It's all been like a dream. 1010 00:58:40,767 --> 00:58:43,394 - It was witchcraft. - That's it. Of course. 1011 00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:45,104 - You see, Wally — - Shh, dear. 1012 00:58:45,230 --> 00:58:46,939 It's getting late. 1013 00:58:48,650 --> 00:58:50,776 But I want you to know what I am. 1014 00:58:50,944 --> 00:58:52,987 All right. All right, what are you? 1015 00:58:56,033 --> 00:58:58,534 I'm a witch. 1016 00:58:58,660 --> 00:59:01,621 A witch? [ Chuckles ] I knew it all the time. 1017 00:59:01,788 --> 00:59:03,289 - You did? - Of course. 1018 00:59:03,415 --> 00:59:05,917 I've been under your spell since the moment I met you. 1019 00:59:06,043 --> 00:59:09,629 Then... it doesn't matter? You don't mind being married to a witch? 1020 00:59:09,796 --> 00:59:11,130 I love it. 1021 00:59:11,256 --> 00:59:15,259 I'll try so hard to be a good wife, and I'll only use witchcraft to help you. 1022 00:59:15,385 --> 00:59:17,261 What could you do, for instance? 1023 00:59:17,387 --> 00:59:19,513 I could make you win the election tomorrow. 1024 00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:21,599 Oh, it would take witchcraft to do that. 1025 00:59:21,725 --> 00:59:25,102 - I think I can manage it. - Fine, fine. 1026 00:59:25,229 --> 00:59:27,230 After all, I'm not just an ordinary witch. 1027 00:59:27,356 --> 00:59:29,649 My family dates back to the days of Pompeii. 1028 00:59:29,816 --> 00:59:32,151 - Were you mixed up in that? - My father was. 1029 00:59:32,319 --> 00:59:35,738 Ever hear of the decline and fall of the Roman Empire? That was our crowd. 1030 00:59:35,864 --> 00:59:37,823 You're marvelous. Seriously, dear... 1031 00:59:37,950 --> 00:59:40,534 do you like to sleep on the left or the right? 1032 00:59:40,661 --> 00:59:42,662 You don't believe me. 1033 00:59:42,788 --> 00:59:44,705 Wally, try to understand. 1034 00:59:44,831 --> 00:59:46,624 270 years ago — 1035 00:59:46,750 --> 00:59:49,502 That's too long a story, dear. Can't it keep till tomorrow? 1036 00:59:49,670 --> 00:59:53,923 Wally, 270 years ago — 1037 00:59:54,049 --> 00:59:57,510 - You're not listening to me. - Yes, dear. Yes, I am. 1038 01:00:00,389 --> 01:00:03,516 270 years ago — 1039 01:00:07,688 --> 01:00:10,022 I'll tell you tomorrow. 1040 01:00:18,490 --> 01:00:22,159 Let me out! Let me out! 1041 01:00:22,286 --> 01:00:24,578 Oh, why can't I remember... 1042 01:00:24,705 --> 01:00:27,456 the formula for dissolving iron? 1043 01:00:27,582 --> 01:00:29,417 - Let me out! - Quiet! 1044 01:00:29,543 --> 01:00:32,878 - Pipe down! - I couldn't get any shut-eye all night. 1045 01:00:33,046 --> 01:00:35,172 - Ah, throw him into solitary! - Yeah. 1046 01:00:41,722 --> 01:00:44,849 That's Wallace Wooley. Don't tell me they're tossing him in the clink. 1047 01:00:44,975 --> 01:00:46,934 It looks that way. Pay up, brother. 1048 01:00:47,060 --> 01:00:49,854 They ain't electing no con for governor. Bensinger's a cinch. 1049 01:00:49,980 --> 01:00:53,983 Why couldn't you keep straight until after you was elected, like everybody else does? 1050 01:00:54,109 --> 01:00:57,528 I'd like to talk to you about Jennifer. We were married last night. 1051 01:00:57,654 --> 01:00:59,905 Yes, I know. 1052 01:01:00,032 --> 01:01:02,241 Congratulations, Master Wooley. 1053 01:01:02,367 --> 01:01:05,786 Thank you. She's been saying the oddest things... 1054 01:01:05,912 --> 01:01:07,830 last night and again this morning. 1055 01:01:07,956 --> 01:01:09,498 What? 1056 01:01:09,624 --> 01:01:12,209 Silly things... 1057 01:01:12,336 --> 01:01:16,380 about living in Roxford 270 years ago, and, uh — 1058 01:01:16,506 --> 01:01:18,007 and being a witch. 1059 01:01:18,133 --> 01:01:20,968 Beelzebub! Don't you think I know? 1060 01:01:21,094 --> 01:01:24,013 Oh, then she's acted that way before? 1061 01:01:24,139 --> 01:01:26,432 Well, maybe I can help her. 1062 01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:28,017 Silence! 1063 01:01:29,436 --> 01:01:31,771 I must concentrate. 1064 01:01:31,897 --> 01:01:35,483 Iron, iron, melt away — 1065 01:01:35,609 --> 01:01:37,109 Oh! 1066 01:01:37,235 --> 01:01:39,737 I can't remember a thing. 1067 01:01:39,863 --> 01:01:42,073 What is the matter with me? 1068 01:01:42,199 --> 01:01:44,450 I'm afraid you've got a hangover. 1069 01:01:44,618 --> 01:01:47,203 Don't tell me what I've got! 1070 01:01:47,329 --> 01:01:49,705 I invented the hangover! 1071 01:01:49,831 --> 01:01:53,793 It was in 1892 BC. 1072 01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:57,630 Did you believe her? That's the important thing. 1073 01:01:57,756 --> 01:02:00,633 "Believe her"? Why, the things she said didn't make any sense. 1074 01:02:00,759 --> 01:02:02,635 Then there's still hope. 1075 01:02:02,761 --> 01:02:06,472 At first I thought she was joking, but she keeps talking about the election... 1076 01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:08,974 saying she'll make me win by witchcraft... 1077 01:02:09,101 --> 01:02:11,769 and that that'll prove she's a witch. 1078 01:02:11,895 --> 01:02:15,940 Master Wooley, see if you can get me out of here. 1079 01:02:16,066 --> 01:02:17,983 I know how to handle her. 1080 01:02:18,151 --> 01:02:20,277 Thanks. I'll do my best... 1081 01:02:20,404 --> 01:02:24,156 but I'm afraid I haven't much influence in this town anymore. 1082 01:02:26,576 --> 01:02:29,036 - It'll be a Bensinger landslide! - Quiet! 1083 01:02:29,162 --> 01:02:31,122 [ Derisive Laughter ] 1084 01:02:31,248 --> 01:02:34,625 [ Man ] Three cheers for Wallace Wooley! Hurray! 1085 01:02:34,751 --> 01:02:37,962 [ Several Men ] Hurray! Hurray! 1086 01:02:38,088 --> 01:02:40,381 - We want Wooley! - We want Wooley! 1087 01:02:40,507 --> 01:02:43,008 - We want Wooley! We want Wooley! - Quiet! 1088 01:02:43,135 --> 01:02:45,010 [ Men Continue Chanting ] 1089 01:02:46,304 --> 01:02:48,305 We want Wooley! 1090 01:02:48,432 --> 01:02:52,309 Hey, hey. I thought you wanted Bensinger. 1091 01:02:52,436 --> 01:02:55,855 - I changed my mind. - Yeah, but you're bettin' on Bensinger. 1092 01:02:55,981 --> 01:02:57,857 All right, so I'll lose. 1093 01:02:57,983 --> 01:03:00,192 - We want Wooley! - We want Wooley! 1094 01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:02,236 [ All Chanting ] 1095 01:03:02,362 --> 01:03:04,280 Quiet! Quiet! 1096 01:03:06,366 --> 01:03:08,033 We want Wooley! 1097 01:03:08,201 --> 01:03:10,202 [ Chanting Resumes ] 1098 01:03:11,580 --> 01:03:14,206 - ♪♪ [ Upbeat March ] - [ Chanting Continues ] 1099 01:03:18,044 --> 01:03:20,546 Wallace Wooley is a fraud! 1100 01:03:20,672 --> 01:03:22,465 An impostor! 1101 01:03:22,591 --> 01:03:25,634 A hypocritical demagogue! 1102 01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:28,554 That's why I'm asking you to vote for... 1103 01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:30,723 Wallace Wooley. 1104 01:03:30,891 --> 01:03:33,767 - [ Whispering ] Mr. Masterson — - One moment, please. Yes? 1105 01:03:33,894 --> 01:03:35,561 You said, "Vote for Wooley." 1106 01:03:35,687 --> 01:03:37,229 Did I? 1107 01:03:37,397 --> 01:03:39,273 Correction, ladies and gentlemen. 1108 01:03:39,399 --> 01:03:42,026 The man I am backing is Bensinger. 1109 01:03:42,152 --> 01:03:45,946 W-O-O-L-E-Y! 1110 01:03:46,072 --> 01:03:48,657 [ People Chanting ] We want Wooley! We want Wooley! 1111 01:03:48,783 --> 01:03:50,493 We want Wooley! We want Wooley! 1112 01:03:50,619 --> 01:03:52,453 We want Wooley! 1113 01:03:53,955 --> 01:03:55,748 [ Babies ] We want Wooley. 1114 01:03:57,083 --> 01:04:00,628 - We want Wooley! - We want Wooley! 1115 01:04:02,339 --> 01:04:03,756 [ Cheering ] 1116 01:04:03,882 --> 01:04:05,841 [ Chanting ] We want Wooley! We want Wooley! 1117 01:04:05,967 --> 01:04:08,761 [ Cheering, Chanting Continue ] 1118 01:04:15,477 --> 01:04:19,939 We want Wooley! 1119 01:04:23,944 --> 01:04:26,570 [ Man On Radio ] That includes every precinct in Kearsarge County, folks. 1120 01:04:26,696 --> 01:04:29,782 It looks as if the whole state's gonna make it a Wooley landslide. 1121 01:04:29,908 --> 01:04:31,158 More in a minute. 1122 01:04:31,284 --> 01:04:33,911 - I can't believe it. - That's just what she'd said she'd do. 1123 01:04:34,037 --> 01:04:35,913 - There's no other explanation. - You mean she's a — 1124 01:04:36,039 --> 01:04:38,666 You see why I couldn't go down to campaign headquarters tonight? 1125 01:04:38,792 --> 01:04:41,210 - If this gets out — - Let's look at these Wappasocket figures. 1126 01:04:41,336 --> 01:04:45,089 - They're not complete. - You can't be carrying Wappasocket County. That's Bensinger's home. 1127 01:04:45,215 --> 01:04:47,466 Another bulletin, folks: Complete returns from Wappasocket... 1128 01:04:47,634 --> 01:04:50,970 show the entire county has climbed on the Wooley bandwagon. 1129 01:04:53,557 --> 01:04:56,809 - Well? Are you convinced? - He must mean another county. 1130 01:04:56,935 --> 01:04:59,061 Hold everything. Here's a flash, folks. 1131 01:04:59,187 --> 01:05:02,856 At 10:45 tonight, with only three precincts yet to be heard from... 1132 01:05:02,983 --> 01:05:04,775 election returns were as follows: 1133 01:05:04,901 --> 01:05:08,320 Wallace Wooley — 2,684,922. 1134 01:05:08,488 --> 01:05:10,656 Elwood Bensinger — none. 1135 01:05:12,284 --> 01:05:14,201 He didn't even vote for himself. 1136 01:05:14,327 --> 01:05:17,913 Dudley, I've married a witch. What am I going to do? 1137 01:05:18,039 --> 01:05:21,584 Let me look at you. Did you say she's 800,000 years old? 1138 01:05:21,710 --> 01:05:25,004 No, no, no, no, no. That's her father. She's only 290. 1139 01:05:25,130 --> 01:05:27,548 - I see. - But you'd never think it. 1140 01:05:27,674 --> 01:05:29,883 Well, marriage does a lot for people. 1141 01:05:30,010 --> 01:05:33,762 Well, Wally, this clears everything up. 1142 01:05:33,888 --> 01:05:36,849 All except one little point: 1143 01:05:37,017 --> 01:05:39,560 How did she get out of the hospital that night? 1144 01:05:39,686 --> 01:05:42,855 - She used a broom. - Oh, of course! 1145 01:05:43,023 --> 01:05:46,692 I must be getting stupid. A child would know that. 1146 01:05:46,860 --> 01:05:50,195 Dudley, what — what am I going to do? 1147 01:05:50,322 --> 01:05:53,407 - How many people have you told? - No one but you. How can I? 1148 01:05:53,533 --> 01:05:56,118 I see your point. People are so skeptical. 1149 01:05:56,244 --> 01:05:59,246 Might be hard to grasp that the first lady is a witch. 1150 01:05:59,372 --> 01:06:01,582 - I don't care about them. What about me? - Look out! 1151 01:06:01,708 --> 01:06:05,336 Are you satisfied, darling? You're the new governor. 1152 01:06:05,462 --> 01:06:08,380 - What are you going to do now? - Help you with your slippers. 1153 01:06:08,548 --> 01:06:12,051 - No, not just yet. - Then I'll warm them by the fire. 1154 01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:16,305 You know, I lighted it with a match, Wally. 1155 01:06:16,431 --> 01:06:19,892 From now on, I'm going to be just a simple, helpful wife. 1156 01:06:20,018 --> 01:06:23,771 Dudley, I can't take it. "A helpful wife." What if she runs me for president? 1157 01:06:23,897 --> 01:06:26,231 - [ People Chanting "We Want Wooley" ] - What's that? 1158 01:06:26,358 --> 01:06:29,485 People gathering in the street. They want you to make a speech. 1159 01:06:29,611 --> 01:06:32,780 - Real people? - Naturally. They all voted for Wally. 1160 01:06:32,906 --> 01:06:34,782 - What am I gonna say to them? - I don't know. 1161 01:06:34,908 --> 01:06:38,077 There are one or two things I wouldn't tell them. Good night. 1162 01:06:38,203 --> 01:06:42,247 - Where are you going? - I've gotta be getting home — into my straightjacket! 1163 01:06:42,374 --> 01:06:45,417 - Would you like me to drive you? - No, thanks. I'll call a broom — 1164 01:06:45,585 --> 01:06:47,211 I mean, a taxi. 1165 01:06:49,964 --> 01:06:52,257 - Wally, darling. - Yes, dear? 1166 01:06:54,177 --> 01:06:56,595 You don't mind my being a witch, do you? 1167 01:06:56,721 --> 01:06:58,931 Well, you'll admit it's a little unusual. 1168 01:06:59,057 --> 01:07:01,975 - No one need ever know. - We'll talk about that later, dear. 1169 01:07:02,102 --> 01:07:04,436 It'll be our little secret. 1170 01:07:04,604 --> 01:07:06,689 Our little secret? 1171 01:07:06,815 --> 01:07:09,608 Now go out and make your speech to them, dear. 1172 01:07:22,539 --> 01:07:24,540 Good evening, my dear. 1173 01:07:26,126 --> 01:07:28,752 - [ Man ] Three cheers for Wallace Wooley! - [ Crowd Cheering ] 1174 01:07:28,878 --> 01:07:30,796 Hurray! 1175 01:07:33,216 --> 01:07:35,134 I must compliment you on the public confidence... 1176 01:07:35,301 --> 01:07:37,302 you have inspired for Master Wooley. 1177 01:07:37,470 --> 01:07:40,931 - You're not going to hurt him again? - I will attend to him later. 1178 01:07:41,057 --> 01:07:43,726 I am concerned now with an erring daughter. 1179 01:07:43,852 --> 01:07:45,811 I've done nothing except love him. 1180 01:07:45,937 --> 01:07:48,063 You have informed him that you are a witch. 1181 01:07:48,189 --> 01:07:50,274 Need I remind you of the punishment... 1182 01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:52,484 that I must perforce administer? 1183 01:07:52,610 --> 01:07:54,945 At midnight, back to the tree! 1184 01:07:55,071 --> 01:07:59,158 There to stay until the present race of men is extinguished. 1185 01:08:00,744 --> 01:08:03,871 A rather light sentence, considering the offense. 1186 01:08:03,997 --> 01:08:05,956 But if I don't wish to go — 1187 01:08:06,082 --> 01:08:08,959 - There is nothing you can do about it. - I'm still a witch. 1188 01:08:09,085 --> 01:08:11,712 No, my dear. Your heart is so full of human love... 1189 01:08:11,838 --> 01:08:14,131 that I can no longer trust you. 1190 01:08:14,257 --> 01:08:17,843 Until you have resumed a more spirit-like existence... 1191 01:08:17,969 --> 01:08:20,679 you shall be a mere mortal! 1192 01:08:20,847 --> 01:08:23,265 I've remembered all the spells you've taught me. 1193 01:08:24,809 --> 01:08:27,519 Out, fire, by Rhadamanthus! 1194 01:08:29,522 --> 01:08:32,274 - Out! - [ Chuckling ] You see? 1195 01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:36,195 Your power is dead. Mine remains. 1196 01:08:36,321 --> 01:08:38,489 Out, fire. 1197 01:08:38,615 --> 01:08:40,491 Better get ready. 1198 01:08:40,617 --> 01:08:43,410 Soonest done, soonest mended... 1199 01:08:43,536 --> 01:08:45,496 and midnight approaches. 1200 01:08:48,374 --> 01:08:51,168 May I... say good-bye? 1201 01:08:51,294 --> 01:08:53,212 Certainly, my dear. 1202 01:08:56,424 --> 01:08:58,425 I'll be around. 1203 01:09:00,261 --> 01:09:03,263 [ Wallace ] ...endeavor to give this fair state 1204 01:09:03,389 --> 01:09:05,557 an honest administration. 1205 01:09:05,683 --> 01:09:08,769 As a former governor so aptly put it — 1206 01:09:08,895 --> 01:09:10,687 [ Whispering ] Wally! Wally! 1207 01:09:10,814 --> 01:09:15,150 Uh, and in conclusion, thank you very much. 1208 01:09:15,276 --> 01:09:16,485 What is it? 1209 01:09:16,611 --> 01:09:19,738 - You must help me! - You want me to help you? 1210 01:09:19,864 --> 01:09:22,449 - Come on, darling. Hurry! - No, no. But where? 1211 01:09:22,575 --> 01:09:26,245 - Anywhere. Out the back door. Hurry up. - [ Sputtering ] 1212 01:09:30,917 --> 01:09:33,252 Anyplace, Joe. Just drive around. 1213 01:09:34,754 --> 01:09:36,213 Hey! 1214 01:09:37,423 --> 01:09:39,007 That's my cab! 1215 01:09:40,176 --> 01:09:44,304 - What is all this? - I had to get you away. Something might have happened to you. 1216 01:09:44,430 --> 01:09:46,765 - What? - I don't know, but something awful. 1217 01:09:46,891 --> 01:09:50,018 - Can't you tell me about it now? - Wally, I'm afraid! 1218 01:09:50,144 --> 01:09:51,603 You are afraid. 1219 01:09:51,729 --> 01:09:55,107 What trouble can you be in that you can't get out of by witchcraft? 1220 01:09:55,233 --> 01:09:57,317 - I've lost my power. - What? 1221 01:09:57,443 --> 01:10:00,320 I'm not a witch any longer. I'm like any other girl. 1222 01:10:00,446 --> 01:10:04,783 I wish we could go so fast that no power on earth could overtake us! 1223 01:10:04,909 --> 01:10:08,245 - Faster! - Nothing's going to happen to you while I'm around. 1224 01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:15,878 [ Chuckling ] You are like any other girl — afraid of lightning. 1225 01:10:16,004 --> 01:10:18,130 That isn't ordinary lightning. 1226 01:10:18,298 --> 01:10:21,133 - Can't he go any faster? - Step on it, Joe. 1227 01:10:21,259 --> 01:10:23,135 Faster. 1228 01:10:36,149 --> 01:10:37,816 Nobody could possibly catch us. 1229 01:10:37,984 --> 01:10:40,903 Joe's a wonderful driver. There's nothing he can't do with the car. 1230 01:11:02,216 --> 01:11:05,010 They've certainly improved this road. 1231 01:11:07,347 --> 01:11:09,973 Is it midnight yet? 1232 01:11:10,099 --> 01:11:12,351 No. Five minutes to 12:00. 1233 01:11:20,944 --> 01:11:22,444 Don't look! 1234 01:11:27,617 --> 01:11:29,868 [ Daniel ] Back to the tree! 1235 01:11:42,507 --> 01:11:45,008 [ Daniel Cackling ] 1236 01:11:45,134 --> 01:11:47,719 Don't worry about me, Master Wooley. 1237 01:11:47,845 --> 01:11:50,222 I am accustomed to fire. 1238 01:11:50,390 --> 01:11:51,974 Come, Jennifer. 1239 01:11:52,100 --> 01:11:55,560 I have decided to return with thee to the tree. 1240 01:11:55,728 --> 01:11:58,021 I am weary of mortals. 1241 01:11:59,565 --> 01:12:02,859 There's no use fighting. It has to be like this. 1242 01:12:02,986 --> 01:12:05,988 - Jennifer, what are you saying? - Go, Wally. Please. 1243 01:12:06,114 --> 01:12:07,948 [ Clock Chimes ] 1244 01:12:08,074 --> 01:12:11,326 Midnight. Good-bye, my darling. 1245 01:12:11,452 --> 01:12:14,287 I want you to remember me as I was: 1246 01:12:14,414 --> 01:12:16,289 just an ordinary girl. 1247 01:12:16,416 --> 01:12:20,043 - [ Cackles ] He'll remember. - [ Chiming Continues ] 1248 01:12:20,169 --> 01:12:22,587 That will be his torture. 1249 01:12:24,424 --> 01:12:27,426 And I'll remember that I loved you. 1250 01:12:27,552 --> 01:12:30,846 Through all eternity I'll remember. 1251 01:12:30,972 --> 01:12:32,723 [ Cackles ] 1252 01:12:32,849 --> 01:12:36,727 Thou wilt remember nothing of this tender feeling. 1253 01:12:36,853 --> 01:12:39,896 That will be the essence of thy punishment. 1254 01:12:41,816 --> 01:12:43,400 I'll never forget. 1255 01:12:43,526 --> 01:12:46,319 With all my strength I'll fight. 1256 01:12:47,405 --> 01:12:50,282 Love is stronger than witchcraft. 1257 01:12:50,408 --> 01:12:52,909 I'll remember everything — 1258 01:12:53,036 --> 01:12:54,911 the sound of your voice... 1259 01:12:55,038 --> 01:12:57,164 your worried looks... 1260 01:12:57,290 --> 01:13:00,500 the warmth of your arms around me... 1261 01:13:00,626 --> 01:13:02,586 the touch of your lips. 1262 01:13:04,756 --> 01:13:06,631 [ Clock Chimes ] 1263 01:13:08,634 --> 01:13:11,136 [ Jennifer's Voice ] Good-bye, Wally. 1264 01:13:11,262 --> 01:13:13,430 Good-bye, my darling. 1265 01:13:13,556 --> 01:13:15,640 I'll remember. 1266 01:13:15,767 --> 01:13:18,268 I'll always remember. 1267 01:13:18,394 --> 01:13:20,437 Always. 1268 01:13:20,563 --> 01:13:23,857 Always. Always. 1269 01:13:34,660 --> 01:13:38,205 [ Daniel ] Look at him. Is it not good to see him suffer? 1270 01:13:38,331 --> 01:13:40,123 Yes, Father. 1271 01:13:40,249 --> 01:13:43,835 Is this not a perfect revenge on the Wooleys? 1272 01:13:44,003 --> 01:13:47,047 Yes, Father. Could we follow him? 1273 01:13:47,173 --> 01:13:48,673 And why? 1274 01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:50,550 To watch him suffer, of course. 1275 01:13:50,676 --> 01:13:52,427 Well said, Jennifer! 1276 01:13:52,553 --> 01:13:55,180 Thou art a witch again! 1277 01:14:00,478 --> 01:14:02,312 [ Daniel Cackling ] 1278 01:14:02,438 --> 01:14:04,564 She's dead, Master Wooley. 1279 01:14:04,690 --> 01:14:07,818 Thy marriage is a mournful memory. 1280 01:14:09,278 --> 01:14:11,363 Let's be gone, Jennifer. 1281 01:14:11,489 --> 01:14:14,324 [ Jennifer ] Let me tarry but a moment at this window. 1282 01:14:14,450 --> 01:14:16,159 I wish to see it all. 1283 01:14:16,285 --> 01:14:18,829 [ Daniel ] Thou art enjoying it, eh? 1284 01:14:18,955 --> 01:14:20,789 [ Jennifer ] Oh, yes. And thou? 1285 01:14:20,915 --> 01:14:24,876 I cannot remember when I've had a better time. 1286 01:14:25,002 --> 01:14:27,879 [ Cackles ] It's great in here. 1287 01:14:31,134 --> 01:14:33,468 I've called a doctor, Mr. Wooley. 1288 01:14:38,099 --> 01:14:39,558 Jennifer? 1289 01:14:39,725 --> 01:14:42,811 The sound of his voice — [ Chuckles ] 1290 01:14:42,937 --> 01:14:45,355 it no longer thrills thee? 1291 01:14:45,481 --> 01:14:47,899 - No, Father. - Good. 1292 01:14:48,025 --> 01:14:50,277 And his worried looks? 1293 01:14:51,571 --> 01:14:55,031 And the warmth of his arms around thee? 1294 01:14:55,158 --> 01:14:59,494 [ Jennifer ] These are things that have no meaning for me now. 1295 01:15:02,081 --> 01:15:04,416 And the touch of his lips? 1296 01:15:20,266 --> 01:15:22,767 Wally... 1297 01:15:22,894 --> 01:15:26,605 love is stronger than witchcraft. 1298 01:15:28,357 --> 01:15:30,650 [ Daniel ] ♪ For tonight I'll merry, merry be ♪ 1299 01:15:30,776 --> 01:15:34,821 ♪ For tonight I'll merry, merry be ♪ 1300 01:15:34,947 --> 01:15:39,367 - ♪ Tomorrow I'll be sober ♪♪ - Oh, no, you won't. 1301 01:15:40,536 --> 01:15:44,247 Wally, darling, all our troubles are over. 1302 01:15:44,373 --> 01:15:46,166 At least for the present. 1303 01:15:53,549 --> 01:15:55,550 [ Margaret Scolding, Indistinct ] 1304 01:15:59,472 --> 01:16:00,972 Mr. Wooley... 1305 01:16:01,098 --> 01:16:04,559 I've been with your family for 37 years, but this is the end. 1306 01:16:04,685 --> 01:16:08,521 - What is it, Margaret? - I simply cannot handle your daughter! 1307 01:16:11,275 --> 01:16:13,276 Jennifer! 1308 01:16:13,402 --> 01:16:15,570 I told you never to play with that broom. 1309 01:16:15,696 --> 01:16:17,155 Why? 1310 01:16:17,323 --> 01:16:20,617 I'm afraid we're going to have trouble with her someday. 1311 01:16:20,743 --> 01:16:22,869 Oh, that's impossible. 1312 01:16:24,121 --> 01:16:25,789 I hope. 1313 01:16:25,915 --> 01:16:28,375 [ Daniel Cackling ] 1314 01:16:28,501 --> 01:16:35,340 ♪ Good night, ladies ♪ 1315 01:16:35,508 --> 01:16:37,801 ♪ We're going to leave you now ♪♪ 96178