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[ Man ] One, two! One, two, three!
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People, we got a problem.
Little Nibbler's been
coughin' up hair balls.
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Well, so has Fry.
What's the big deal?
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- [ Gags, Whimpers ]
- ♪♪ [ Whistles ]
He's got me beat.
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Now, we all love Nibbler,
so it's only fair...
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that we all pitch in
and clean it up
together.
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Still, I propose
we make Zoidberg do it.
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- All in favor?
- [ All Shouting Agreement ]
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All opposed?
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All abstaining?
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Dr. Zoidberg,
are you okay?
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- He's dead.
- [ All Gasp ]
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He always seemed
so full of life--
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laughing, singing,
begging for scraps.
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And now this.
[ Sobbing ]
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Why with all the crying?
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So that's where
I left my shell.
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I didn't know you could
take this thing off.
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It was starting to get
a little cramped in there,
so I molted. Why not?
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- Ah! The fresh air feels good.
- Stop doing that!
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So long. I'm off to
toss this old shell
in the Dumpster...
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and maybe pick up
those potato chips
Amy didn't finish yesterday.
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- Those were toenail clippings.
- A feast is a feast.
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[ Door Shuts ] [ Cell Phone Rings ]
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Hey, that's my cell phone.
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[ Ringing ]Hello?
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[ Stammering,
Gasping ]
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Hello? Who is this?
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[ Stammering,
Gasping ]
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Hello? Hello?[ Line Clicks,
Dial Tone ]
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[ Karate Grunt ]What's wrong?
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Did you swallow
your phone again?
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Some guy's
been calling and hanging up
10 times a day for a year.
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Men who call too much
are the worst, I bet.
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I just wish a decent guy
would call me...
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instead of this "spleazeball"
who has me too terrified
to even answer the phone.
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[ Rings ]Hello?
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[ Stammering,
Gasping ]
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[ Stammering, Gasping ]Hello?
Is anyone there?
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I love you.
Oh.
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Why must I be
such a coward?
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[ Sobbing ]
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Kif, I'm headed
to the men's room, and I'll
be needing an attendant, so--
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Oh, I'm sorry.
You're crying
like a woman.
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[ Whimpers ]It's all right.
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I've always thought of myself
as a father figure...
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to some
of my more pathetic men.
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Kif, old friend,
let's rap.[ Sighs ]
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Well, I'm in love
with this girl.
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[ Laughing ]
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Uh! Oh! Eh!
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That's rich.
Go on.
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I met her a year ago
when we were escaping
from that cruise ship...
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you piloted directly
into a black hole.
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[ People Screaming ] [ Branigan ] Yes. It was in all the papers.
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Call me.[ Stammering, Gasping ]
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Uh-huh, eh-heh,
mm-hmm, uh-huh.
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I've finished
talking, sir.Belay that remark!
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Your Amy
knows my Leela?
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I have formed an idea.
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I'm calling to negotiate
a double date.
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You and me,
Kif and Amy.Forget it.
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Then let
the negotiations begin.
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- I propose we go out
on 10 dates.
- How about zero?
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- Nine.
- Zero.
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- Seven.
- Zero.
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- Eight?
- Please, Leela?
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Kif's like
the sweetest guy
who's ever liked me.
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Five. And that's
my final offer.
Four.
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[ Sighs ]
One.
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- Two.
- One-half.
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I'll take it.
We'll meet you tonight
for part of dinner...
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and the first half
of a movie.
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♪♪ [ Big Band ]
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Um, sir, I don't go out
on many dates, and, um--
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What if I can't think
of anything to say?
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Here's my personal book
of pickup lines.
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Say as many of them as you can
as fast as you can.
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Don't stop
for any reason.
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M-Maybe I'll just
give her these flowers.
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Wrong, wrong, wrong.
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And what's that?
Candy?
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Candy's for dorks.
Give me that.
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Mm, mm, mmm!
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[ Beeping ]
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[ Beeping ][ People Chattering ]
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Hello, beautiful.
I got these for you.Thanks.
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Well, well, well.
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- This looks to be one
disturbingly erotic date.
- Half date.
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Waiter. Bring us
a bottle of wine.Half bottle.
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And some oysters
on the half shell.Quarter shell.
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Oh, and I'd like--Kif's not hungry.
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Kif, this place is expensive.
I'd like two steaks,
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and the ladies will have
some very sensual salads...
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with low-cal
sensual dressing.
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[ Stammering ]
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♪♪ [ Funk ]
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♪ Oh, won't you take me to
Funkytown ♪
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♪ Won't you take me to
Funkytown ♪♪
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[ Cheering, Applause ]Thank you.
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Kif, you're so quiet.
You haven't said a word
all night.
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Well, um-- Heh.
The, um--
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H-Hello.
[ Gasps, Sighs ]
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'Cause I was really hoping
we could talk and stuff.
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[ Stammering, Gasping ]
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Oh.
[ Gasps ]
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Amy, "if I said you had
a beautiful body,
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would you take your pants off
and dance around a little?"
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What?Lieutenant Kroker!
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Ooh!
[ Stammering ]
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"I-I-- I find the most
erotic part of a woman
is the boobies."
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- Kif!
- Oh, my!
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This half date
is entirely over.
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Amy, conference.
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Oh! Is-Is there nothing
we can do, sir?
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There's only one surefire way
back into a woman's heart
and parts beyond.
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I speak, of course,
of karaoke.
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My years in the DOOP
Boys' Chorus will not
have been in vain.
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[ Pulsing Tone ]
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All right. Enough lipstick.
Let's storm out.
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♪ Once upon a time I was falling in love ♪
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♪ But now I'm only falling apart ♪
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Oh, that's so emotional.
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♪ There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse
of the heart ♪♪
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Amateur hour's over.
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Let me show you why they
call me the Velour Fog.
Hit it.
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♪♪ [ Acoustic Guitar ]
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[ Reciting ]
♪ I met her in a club
down in old Soho ♪
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♪ Where you drink champagne
and it tastes just like
Coca-Cola ♪
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♪ C-O-L-A
Cola ♪
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[ All Grumbling ]He sickens me.
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♪ She walked up to me
and she asked me to dance ♪
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♪ I asked her her name
and in a dark brown voice
she said ♪
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[ Singing ]
♪ Leela ♪
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♪ L-E-E-L-A
Leela ♪
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♪ Lee-Lee-Lee
Lee-Leela ♪
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♪ Bah-bah-bah
bah-bah-bah ♪
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♪ Deh-deh deh-deh
deh-deh-deh-deh-deh ♪
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[ Chairs Scraping Floor ][ All Yelling ]
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[ Yelling Continues ] [ Man ] I gotta get outta here!
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♪ Leela ♪
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♪ Da-da-da bah-bah bah ♪♪
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We're going home.
Call us a space taxi.
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No need. There's not
a restaurant built
I can't fly.
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Where to, ladies?
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Please, sir, let's just
divide up the check and--
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[ Beeping ]Let's see what
this eatery can do.
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Ah! She's built like
a steak house, but she
handles like a bistro.
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[ Loud Thudding ][ Gasping ]
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[ Alarm Blaring ]She's out of control!
You win again, gravity.
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[ All Screaming ]
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Look what arrived--
my new shell catalog.
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So let's try some on
already.
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Ah! Muy macho.
Hey, gringos!
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Here comes "El Zoido"
to ruin your drinking water.
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[ Imitating Gunshots ]Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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I'm Mexican,
and I find that offensive.
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- [ Loud Clatter ]
- You Latins
are so hot-blooded.
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This one's like
a summer guy.Look, you fat fish.
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The Planet Express health plan
only covers one kind
of replacement shell.
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Aw.
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I can't believe Leela and Amy
aren't back yet
from their half date.
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I'm gonna call
the restaurant.
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[ Line Rings, Beep Tone ]
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[ Recorded Voice ]
The number you have dialed
has crashed into a planet.
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Please make a note of it.[ Both Gasp ]
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We gotta go rescue them!Eh, I don't know.
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Bender,
think of the senoritas. ♪♪ [ Spanish Guitar Chord ]
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i¡Vámonos!
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[ Insects Buzzing, Chirping ]
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[ Electricity Crackles ]
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So, Amy, um--
Well, uh--
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[ Sighs ]
It's always a line
with you.
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What planet is this
anyway?[ Mumbling ] I don't know.
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This whole sector
is uncharted.
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It is not uncharted.
You lost the chart.
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Well, nothing to do now
but repopulate the human race.
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Just me and you.
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[ Whispering ]
And maybe you. [ Loud Pounding ]
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- [ Pounding Continues ]
- What is it?
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- [ Stomach Sloshing ]
- [ All Whimpering ]
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[ Loud Growling ]
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Me hear people,
but me not see people.
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No big deal.
Everybody make mistake.
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Well, hello.
I usually don't say this,
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but you are the most beautiful
trio of gigantic ladies...
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I've ever laid eyes on.
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[ Growling ]
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I find the most erotic part
of a woman is the boob--
[ Screams ]
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Alarm Blaring ][ Panicked Babbling ]
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Oh, no. Any sign
of Leela or Amy?
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00:11:08,758 --> 00:11:11,551
No, but what do you
make of this?
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I don't know, but it
might have something
to do with this.
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[ Gasps ]
Oh, your god!
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[ Crowd Murmuring ] [ Woman ] Uh! Move. Go.
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All right. Here's the plan.
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[ Grunting ]
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What kind of moronic
plan is that?
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Wow.
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Ooh! Ow, ow, ow!Ow! I hate that!
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Oh, boy! Uh![ Groaning ]
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Women go free.
Men stay in chains.
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We take them
to our leader.
She know what do.
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[ Scoffs ]
A female leader?
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Fry, shut up.Yes, Captain.
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This capital city
Planet Amazonia.
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Where are all the men
in your society?Men die out many year ago.
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With all these women around,
they were probably
nagged to death.
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Are you with me,
fellas?[ Laughing ]
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[ Stop Laughing, Gasp ]
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00:12:07,481 --> 00:12:11,033
Here stadium where our
women basketball teams play.
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We no can dunk,
but good fundamentals.That more fun to watch.
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[ Laughing ]
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Oh, God. You're killin' me.
Oh, God! You're killing me!
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This our comedy club.
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Humor here funny
in different way.
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It not reinforce
stereotypes.
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Comedy come from character,
real situations,
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not abstract craziness.
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Translation--
boring.
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[ Laughing ]
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That's a good one.
Ow!
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[ Sighs ]
This "women only" planet
is sounding better and better.
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I'm already looking
for apartments.
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Here live vengeful,
all-knowing leader.
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She decide men's fates.Is she hot?
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That not important.
She all-knowing.
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In other words, no.
Ohh!
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- All hail Femputer!
- All hail Femputer!
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You all obey
a big computer?Yes.
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It appear mysteriously
just about time men die out.
233
00:13:19,309 --> 00:13:20,965
So, why did you
make it your leader?
234
00:13:21,033 --> 00:13:23,586
It seem like different
kind of politician.
235
00:13:23,654 --> 00:13:25,688
Not Beltway insider.
236
00:13:25,758 --> 00:13:27,965
Femputer,
we bring offering...
237
00:13:28,033 --> 00:13:30,481
of bath beads
and scented soaps.
238
00:13:30,551 --> 00:13:32,620
Your gift pleases Femputer.
239
00:13:32,688 --> 00:13:37,136
Femputer demands to know
why there are men
on her planet!
240
00:13:37,206 --> 00:13:39,861
- It was an accident, ma'am.
- That does not fempute!
241
00:13:39,931 --> 00:13:43,172
Femputer will return
after deciding...
242
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,379
your punishment!
243
00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:52,067
Uh, Leela?
I'm through
making fun of women.
244
00:13:52,136 --> 00:13:54,826
- Now I want them
to help me.
- Should we do something?
245
00:13:54,895 --> 00:13:57,586
- [ Choking ]
- There's no hurry.
246
00:13:57,654 --> 00:14:00,758
[ Groaning ]
Yes.
A little tighter.
247
00:14:00,826 --> 00:14:04,172
Tighter. Perhaps
a hard spanking
is in order.
248
00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:06,240
[ Groans ]
Too hard!
249
00:14:06,309 --> 00:14:09,102
Men strange.
You have them
on your planet?
250
00:14:09,172 --> 00:14:11,620
- I'm afraid so.
- What they for?
251
00:14:11,688 --> 00:14:13,688
[ Whispering, Indistinct ]
252
00:14:13,758 --> 00:14:17,102
Oh!
You mean "snu-snu."
253
00:14:17,172 --> 00:14:19,586
[ All, Gasping ]
Snu-snu. Snu-snu.
254
00:14:19,654 --> 00:14:22,586
We hear tell men used for snu-snu.
255
00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:25,033
But all we have go on
are ancient legend...
256
00:14:25,102 --> 00:14:27,102
and subscription to Cosmo.
257
00:14:27,172 --> 00:14:30,172
Just F.Y.I., I could
be used for snu-snu.
258
00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:34,172
Silence! You want die
like last men
visit Amazonia?
259
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,861
What'd they die of?Crushed pelvises.
260
00:14:38,413 --> 00:14:41,172
Yes!Oh, thank you,
Lord in Heaven.
261
00:14:43,931 --> 00:14:46,000
After
lengthy femputations,
262
00:14:46,067 --> 00:14:50,067
I, Femputer, have decided
the fate of the men.
263
00:14:50,136 --> 00:14:55,724
- Femputer sentences them
to death...
- [ All Gasp ]
264
00:14:55,793 --> 00:14:58,654
- by snu-snu!
- Yeah! Whoo-ooh!
265
00:14:58,724 --> 00:15:01,793
[ Whimpers ]What are you, gay?
266
00:15:08,136 --> 00:15:10,172
[ Femputer ]
Death to the men!
267
00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:12,654
Death by snu-snu!
268
00:15:12,724 --> 00:15:14,620
[ All Screaming, Whimpering ]
269
00:15:14,688 --> 00:15:16,654
Although the snu-snu part's
gonna be pretty good.
270
00:15:16,724 --> 00:15:19,102
Baby, it'll blow your mind.
271
00:15:19,172 --> 00:15:21,033
Femputer,
be reasonable.
272
00:15:21,102 --> 00:15:25,000
Sure, men are annoying
and they wreck up whatever
planet they're in charge of,
273
00:15:25,067 --> 00:15:27,793
but most of these men
are sort of my friends.
274
00:15:27,861 --> 00:15:30,551
- They don't deserve to die.
- Hmm.
275
00:15:30,620 --> 00:15:33,861
Perhaps men are not as evil
as Femputer thinks.
276
00:15:33,931 --> 00:15:36,413
But they make fun
women's basketball.
277
00:15:36,481 --> 00:15:39,586
What? Did you explain how
the women's good fundamentals...
278
00:15:39,654 --> 00:15:41,724
make up for their inability
to dunk?
279
00:15:41,793 --> 00:15:44,965
- Yes. They still laugh.
- The men must die!
280
00:15:45,033 --> 00:15:47,931
Too true, Femputer.
You're so wise.
281
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,172
Kill 'em all,
I say.
Good riddance.
282
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:53,067
Did I mention I'm not a man?
I'm a manbot.
283
00:15:53,136 --> 00:15:56,447
That's
an understandable mistake.
You can let me down now, thanks.
284
00:15:56,517 --> 00:15:59,620
He big jerk like man.I sure am,
but check the crotch.
285
00:15:59,688 --> 00:16:01,758
[ Hollow Banging ]Nothin'.
286
00:16:01,826 --> 00:16:06,586
Very well. Release him.
As for the others, take them
to the snu-snu chambers!
287
00:16:06,654 --> 00:16:09,000
[ No Audible Dialogue ]
288
00:16:20,586 --> 00:16:24,379
[ Crying ]
I'll miss ya, meat bag.Me too, meat bag.
289
00:16:24,447 --> 00:16:27,033
Good-bye, friends.
I never thought
I would die like this,
290
00:16:27,102 --> 00:16:29,102
but I'd always
really hoped.
291
00:16:29,172 --> 00:16:32,586
The Amazonians
will be divided
into three groups.
292
00:16:32,654 --> 00:16:37,344
The one called Zapp will be snu-snu'd by the large women.
293
00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:39,413
He that is designated Fry...
294
00:16:39,481 --> 00:16:41,793
will be snu-snu'd by the petite women.
295
00:16:41,861 --> 00:16:45,586
And Kif, as the most attractive male,
296
00:16:45,654 --> 00:16:50,172
will be snu-snu'd by the most beautiful women of Amazonia,
297
00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:52,240
then the large women,
298
00:16:52,309 --> 00:16:54,379
then the petite women,
299
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:56,895
then the large women again.
300
00:16:56,965 --> 00:16:58,895
- [ Whimpers ]
- Initiate snu-snu!
301
00:16:58,965 --> 00:17:01,379
[ All Chanting ]
Snu-snu! Snu-snu! Snu-snu!
302
00:17:01,447 --> 00:17:04,517
[ Amazonians ] Snu-snu! Snu-snu!Amy! Before I die,
303
00:17:04,586 --> 00:17:08,413
I have to tell you I didn't
mean to say those awful
things on our date.
304
00:17:08,481 --> 00:17:12,344
They were all
Zapp's idea.Really? Honest and true?
305
00:17:12,413 --> 00:17:17,067
Yes. And-And that person
calling and hanging up was me.
306
00:17:17,136 --> 00:17:20,481
I was just too nervous
to say hello because...
307
00:17:20,550 --> 00:17:23,103
- I love you.
- Oh, Kif!
308
00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:25,550
It Og's first time.
309
00:17:25,619 --> 00:17:27,964
Be gentle![ Grunts ]
310
00:17:28,034 --> 00:17:31,136
[ Fry Whimpers ][ Zapp ]
Yahoo!
311
00:17:31,205 --> 00:17:34,758
We've got to do something.
Bender, maybe you can
interface with the Femputer...
312
00:17:34,826 --> 00:17:36,862
and reprogram it
to let them go.
313
00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:39,964
Maybe you can interface
with my ass...
by biting it!
314
00:17:40,034 --> 00:17:42,448
[ Speaking Asian Language ][ Groans ]
315
00:17:42,517 --> 00:17:46,964
All right, I'll go.
[ Speaking Asian Language ]
316
00:17:50,550 --> 00:17:53,378
[ Fry, Branigan Groaning, Moaning ]
317
00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:56,034
[ Fry ] Ooh! Yeah! [ Branigan ] Oh, baby!
318
00:17:56,103 --> 00:17:58,103
[ Screaming, Groaning ]
319
00:17:58,172 --> 00:18:02,826
[ Panting ]
Oh, no.
320
00:18:02,895 --> 00:18:05,550
How Tonk look?Tonk look good.
321
00:18:05,619 --> 00:18:09,895
Me fat.No. You look good.
Tonk fat.
322
00:18:17,275 --> 00:18:20,826
Intruder! Stay away from
the mighty Femputer. Guards!
323
00:18:20,895 --> 00:18:24,481
Time to override the C.P.U.
and reprogram this femputer.
324
00:18:24,550 --> 00:18:27,240
[ Grunting ]Hey! Whoa! Whoa!
325
00:18:27,309 --> 00:18:30,172
Stop it! Stop it!
Hey, cut that out!
326
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:32,517
Cease hitting Femputer.
327
00:18:32,586 --> 00:18:36,448
- Oh!
- You're no femputer.
You're a fembot!
328
00:18:36,517 --> 00:18:40,344
It's true.
I disguised myself
as a femputer...
329
00:18:40,413 --> 00:18:42,689
so I could rule
the Amazonians.
330
00:18:42,758 --> 00:18:46,895
- But why?
- Why? Why?
331
00:18:46,964 --> 00:18:50,136
I came here
from a faraway planet,
332
00:18:50,205 --> 00:18:53,550
a planet ruled by
a chauvinistic manputer...
333
00:18:53,619 --> 00:18:55,619
that was really a manbot.
334
00:18:55,689 --> 00:18:59,586
Have you any idea
how it feels
to be a fembot...
335
00:18:59,654 --> 00:19:03,586
living in a manbot's
manputer's world?
336
00:19:03,654 --> 00:19:06,413
- What?
- And now,
my meddling manbot,
337
00:19:06,481 --> 00:19:09,000
there's the question
of what to do with you.
338
00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:11,862
Oh, no!
[ Screams ]
339
00:19:11,931 --> 00:19:14,413
[ All Chattering ]
340
00:19:17,862 --> 00:19:22,136
[ Panting ][ Panting ]
We need rest.
341
00:19:22,205 --> 00:19:25,517
The spirit is willing,
but the flesh is spongy
and bruised.
342
00:19:25,586 --> 00:19:29,172
It time snu-snu!Can't we just cuddle?
343
00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:31,792
No![ Groans ]
344
00:19:31,862 --> 00:19:35,481
We can't wait for Bender.
It's time for a woman's touch.
345
00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:38,172
Heeyah! Hoh! Ahh!
346
00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:41,481
Heeyooh!
Yah! Yah! Yah!
347
00:19:41,550 --> 00:19:45,067
Ow!
[ Grunts ]
348
00:19:45,136 --> 00:19:48,240
Me next snu-snu!
Out me way!
349
00:19:50,550 --> 00:19:52,550
Where go beautiful man?
350
00:19:52,619 --> 00:19:55,205
[ Whimpering ]Me want snu-snu!
351
00:20:00,344 --> 00:20:02,413
[ Gasps ]
Kif! Jump![ Groans ]
352
00:20:02,481 --> 00:20:05,275
My hero.
353
00:20:06,619 --> 00:20:10,931
Me not get snu-snu!
Get him!
354
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,136
[ Panting ]
355
00:20:13,205 --> 00:20:15,792
[ Shouting, Indistinct ][ Panting ]
356
00:20:15,862 --> 00:20:17,826
- [ Growling ]
- [ Both Whimper ]
357
00:20:19,895 --> 00:20:22,723
[ Panting, Gasps ]
358
00:20:25,689 --> 00:20:27,723
[ All Muttering ]
359
00:20:27,792 --> 00:20:30,931
Mighty Femputer, small girl
steal green kissy man.
360
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,000
We kill her now?
361
00:20:33,067 --> 00:20:35,309
Come back later.
Leave me alone.
362
00:20:35,378 --> 00:20:37,378
[ Bender ]
Yeah. Get lost!
363
00:20:37,448 --> 00:20:39,654
[ Bender Chuckling ][ Giggling ]
364
00:20:39,723 --> 00:20:41,344
Ooh! Ooh![ Kiss ]
365
00:20:41,413 --> 00:20:45,136
Woooo!
I'm a scary femputer!
366
00:20:45,205 --> 00:20:47,448
Release the prisoners!
367
00:20:47,517 --> 00:20:50,689
[ Bender ]
And bring gold!
Lots of gold!
368
00:20:50,758 --> 00:20:53,413
Gold?
Why Femputer want gold?
369
00:20:53,481 --> 00:20:56,517
You heard the man!
[ Cooing ] Yeah. Ooh.
370
00:20:56,586 --> 00:21:00,240
[ Fembot, Bender Moaning ] [ Bender ] Yeah, baby.
Gimme some of dat.
371
00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:05,205
And that's how I got
my new shell.
372
00:21:05,275 --> 00:21:08,034
It looks just like the shell
I threw out yesterday,
373
00:21:08,103 --> 00:21:10,172
and I found it
in the same Dumpster.
374
00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:12,826
But this one had
a live raccoon inside.
375
00:21:12,895 --> 00:21:15,689
[ Slurps ]
Pretty good story,
hey, Hermes?
376
00:21:15,758 --> 00:21:19,413
Stick to someone else,
ya windy barnacle!
377
00:21:19,481 --> 00:21:22,205
It's funny
how the battle of the sexes
was only resolved...
378
00:21:22,275 --> 00:21:25,517
when a manbot and a fembot
realized they loved each other.
379
00:21:25,586 --> 00:21:29,378
Yeah. By the way,
if she calls, I'm not here.
380
00:21:29,448 --> 00:21:33,586
All I know is this gold says
that was the best mission ever.
381
00:21:33,654 --> 00:21:36,619
[ Yawns ][ Giggles ]
It sure was.
382
00:21:36,689 --> 00:21:40,517
Oh, yeah.I had snu-snu.
383
00:21:40,586 --> 00:21:44,723
So, um, Amy,
wh-what do you
wanna do now?
384
00:21:44,792 --> 00:21:48,758
[ Whispering, Indistinct ][ Stammering,
Gasping ]
385
00:21:52,103 --> 00:21:55,000
[ Continues Stammering,
Gasping ]
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