Original subtitles

[ Fry ] WHOO!

[ Imitates Spaceship Thrusters ]

GIANT SPACE ROBOT, THIS IS CAPTAIN FRY

OF THE U.S.S. PLANET EXPRESS SHIP.

WE COME IN PEACE.

TOUGH LUCK!

[ Groans ]

[ Laughing ]

[ Sighing ]

WELL, WE DESTROYED THE TOY SPACESHIP.

NOW WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

HEY, LOOK!

THE KEYS TO THE REAL SPACESHIP.

DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD?

YES, I DO.

LEELA, HAVE YOU SEEN THE KEYS TO THE SPACESHIP?

UH, I MUST HAVE LEFT THEM ON BOARD.

OH, WELL-- I MEAN, WHAT!

RELAX, THE SHIP'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

I ANCHORED IT WITH THE UNBREAKABLE DIAMOND TETHER.

OOH!

OH, NO.

THIS ISN'T GOOD FOR ZOIDBERG.

WHOO!

YEAH!

[ Groans ]

[ Thump ]

WHOA!

[ Splashing ]

[ Shouting ]

HEY, FRY... I'M STEERING WITH MY ASS.

THAT'S THE BEST THING I EVER SAW.

[ Shouting ]

[ Cheering ]

[ Fry Laughing ]

THAT WAS GREAT!

AND NO ONE SUSPECTS A THING.

[ Gasps ]

AND THAT'S HOW WE LEARNED OUR LESSON.

YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME.

ALL THREE OF YOU.

WHAT DID I DO?

YOU LEFT THE KEYS IN THE IGNITION.

I MEAN, LOOK AT THOSE TWO.

WASN'T IT OBVIOUS WHAT WOULD HAPPEN?

YEAH, LEELA.

WE'RE ALL VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.

I SHOULD FIRE YOU THREE RIGHT NOW.

BUT I'M JUST NOT THAT COLD-HEARTED.

YOU'RE ALL FIRED.

GOOD-BYE, FRIENDS. I'LL MISS YOU.

GOOD RIDDANCE TO THEM.

NOW ZOIDBERG IS THE POPULAR ONE.

YES, YES, LET'S ALL TALK TO ZOIDBERG.

HEY--

SO, ZOIDBERG... WHAT'S NEW?

OH, YOU KNOW--

WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO FOR MONEY?

ALL I'VE GOT IS MY FREQUENT TAFFY EATER'S CARD...

MY FIRST MUSTACHE...

AND THIS PICTURE OF ME AND MY OLD GIRLFRIEND

MICHELLE, AND THAT SKI INSTRUCTOR

SHE WAS JUST FRIENDS WITH.

PARDON ME, BROTHER.

CARE TO DONATE

TO THE ANTI-MUGGING YOU FUND?

OW!

WE DON'T NEED TO BEG, BENDER.

FOR GOD'S SAKE, WE'RE NOT VETERANS.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST?

A DARING DAYLIGHT ROBBERY OF FORT KNOX ON ELEPHANT BACK?

THAT'S THE DUMBEST THING I EVER HEARD.

NO, WE CAN GET JOBS.

BUT WE JUST HAD JOBS.

FORTUNATELY, I STILL HAVE OUR OLD CAREER CHIPS.

OUR WHAT?

CAREER CHIPS.

YOU REMEMBER--

THEY ASSIGN YOU THE JOB YOU'RE BEST AT.

I TRIED TO GIVE YOU ONE AND YOU RAN AWAY?

IT'S HOW WE MET?

AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED?

JUST GIVE ME YOUR HAND.

OW!

BABY.

OW!

I'D LIKE TO REAPPLY FOR MY OLD JOB.

COUNSELING DEFROSTEES AND ASSIGNING THEM CAREERS.

OH, I WAS HOPING YOU WOULD COME BACK.

I EVEN SAVED YOUR POSTER

OF A CHIMP EXPRESSING YOUR DISTASTE FOR MONDAYS.

MONDAY MONKEY LIVES FOR THE WEEKEND, SIR.

JUST PUT YOUR HAND UNDER THE SCANNER

SO I CAN VERIFY YOUR CAREER CHIP.

[ Scanner Beeps ]

CALCUTTA, WE HAVE A PROBLEM.

DELIVERY BOY?

I MUST HAVE MIXED UP THE CHIPS.

IT'S A SIMPLE--

OH, HERE'S OUR CRYOGENIC COUNSELOR.

- DO YOU LIKE MONDAYS? - THEY'RE OKAY.

THEN WE'LL HAVE TO REDECORATE YOUR OFFICE.

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT IT

HELPING TO BE CRAZY TO WORK HERE BUT NOT BEING NECESSARY?

HEY! LET'S SEE WHAT IT SAYS ABOUT ME.

[ Scanner Beeps ]

WELCOME ABOARD, SIR.

REMEMBER, WHEN THE TUBE OPENS, SAY

"WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!"

HEY, I WAS FROZEN.

I THINK I KNOW WHAT PEOPLE WANT TO HEAR

WHEN THEY FIRST WAKE UP.

[ Tube Beeps ]

BATHROOM'S THAT WAY.

SO, WHILE YOU'RE ON THE PROBULATOR, TELL ME WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THE FUTURE.

OH, WELL, I WANTED TO MEET SHAKESPEARE

AND I FIGURED THAT TIME WAS CYCLICAL.

NOPE, STRAIGHT LINE.

[ Beeping ]

AH! THE PROBULATOR'S DONE.

OH, THAT WASN'T SO BAD.

OH, WAIT, IT HASN'T STARTED YET.

[ Beep ]

[ Screaming ]

OKAY, IT'S ABOUT TO START.

[ Beep ]

[ Shrieking ]

WELCOME TO THE FUTURE, HUMAN SLAVE.

[ Gasps ]

[ Laughs ]

AH, RELAX, CHUM.

I'M NOT REALLY A GIANT FLY.

I'M A HORRIBLE ROBOT!

[ Gasps ]

KILL ALL HUMANS!

[ Roars ]

[ Gasps ]

DEAR GOD!

HE'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK!

THEY'LL PROBABLY FIND A CURE FOR THAT IN THE FUTURE.

WE HAVE A CURE FOR IT NOW!

OH, GOOD, THEN YOU WON'T MIND IF I USE THIS.

[ Beeps ]

[ Yawns ]

NOTHING LIKE A POWER NAP.

FLIES, FLIES AND GORILLAS!

STAY BEAUTIFUL, DOLLFACE.

OOH, THAT PROBULATOR SURE KNOWS HOW TO PLEASE A MAN.

SO, WHAT'S FOR LUNCH?

I ORDERED A PIZZA.

PIZZA DELIVERY FOR...

I.C. WIENER.

[ Giggling ]

YEAH, VERY FUNNY.

NOW COUGH UP THE $12.95.

SORRY, BUT IF IT'S NOT HERE IN HALF AN HOUR, IT'S FREE.

IT'S ONLY BEEN 23 MINUTES.

WELL, UH, I'VE GOT 33 MINUTES.

IT'S ONLY BEEN

23 MINUTES, YOU DUMB CANNOLI.

YOU GOT A PROBLEM?

WE CAN TAKE IT OUTSIDE.

OKAY, I'LL FIGHT THE BOX. I THINK I CAN TAKE HIM.

FRY, JUST PAY ME.

I STILL OWE 30 BUCKS ON THIS UNIFORM.

35, YOU STUPID MEATBALL!

WHO SHOULD WE UNFREEZE NEXT?

NO.

NO!

OH, MY GOD!

IT'S PAULY SHORE!

ALL RIGHT!

MR. SHORE, I LOVED YOU IN BIO-DOME.

YOU SURE CAUSED SOME TROUBLE IN THAT BUBBLE!

REST ASSURED, IF IT RHYMES, I CAN CAUSE TROUBLE IN IT.

HEY, NOW THAT YOU'RE IN THE FUTURE

YOU CAN GO LIVE IN AN ACTUAL BIO-DOME.

AN UNATTRACTIVE PROSPECT.

WHILE RESEARCHING FOR THE ROLE

I RAN COMPUTER SIMULATIONS DEMONSTRATING INCONTROVERTIBLY

THAT THE WHOLE BIO-ENCLOSURE CONCEPT

IS FUNDAMENTALLY FLAWED...

BE IT EXPRESSED VIA DOME, SPHERE, CUBE...

OR EVEN THE STATELY TETRAHEDRON... BUDDY!

[ Smacks Lips ]

OH.

SO, HOW DID YOU WIND UP GETTING FROZEN?

WELL, WHILE FILMING ENCINO MAN

MY INTELLECTUAL CURIOSITY RE: CRYOGENICS WAS PEAKED

AND I RESOLVED TO FREEZE THE WEASEL.

THE WEASEL!

HA-HA!

HEY, LISTEN, SKIPPY.

I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE UNFROZEN IN HOLLYWOOD

FOR THE THOUSANDTH ANNIVERSARY SCREENING OF JURY DUTY 2.

HOW COME I'M NOT THERE?

I WOKE YOU UP EARLY, SO WE COULD HANG OUT AND DO STUFF.

LIKE WHAT?

[ Beeps ]

[ Screams ]

I LOVE THIS JOB.

ME, TOO.

[ Dings ]

SHOW TIME!

I'LL PRETEND TO BE DYING OF SPACE PLAGUE.

[ Gasps ]

BOO?

MICHELLE!

OH, MY GOD.

FRY? IS IT REALLY YOU?

I DON'T KNOW. IS IT REALLY YOU?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW?

ARE YOU YOU OR NOT?

WHO WANTS TO KNOW?

OH, FRY, IT IS YOU!

BOO!

I DON'T GET IT, MICHELLE.

THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU, YOU WERE DOING GREAT.

YOU HAD JUST DUMPED ME AND WERE WELL ON YOUR WAY

TO GETTING YOUR LIFE BACK ON TRACK.

WHY'D YOU FREEZE YOURSELF?

OH, FRY, AFTER YOU LEFT

THINGS TOOK A TURN FOR THE WORSE.

I GOT MARRIED.

I'M SORRY.

[ Michelle ] HIS NAME WAS CHARLES.

HE ATTENDED A LAW SCHOOL SO PRESTIGIOUS

THE BASKETBALL TEAM WAS COACHED BY RUTH BADER GINSBURG.

I PUT HIM THROUGH LAW SCHOOL

BY WORKING AS A DOG WALKER FOR ANTISOCIAL DOGS.

SORRY.

[ Michelle ] BUT SOON AFTER CHARLES GRADUATED

OUR MARRIAGE RAN INTO DIFFICULTIES.

UH, SORRY.

DESPERATELY DEPRESSED

I TURNED TO THE ONE THING THAT COULD LESSEN MY PAIN--

A CARNIVAL.

UNFORTUNATELY, A CORN DOG BONE

GOT LODGED IN THE CONTROL PANEL OF THE SPIZZLER

AND I HAD TO RIDE IT FOR EIGHT HOURS.

[ Fry ] SORRY.

BUT IT DID GIVE ME A CHANCE TO THINK.

I'M SORRY.

AND I REMEMBERED THE LAST TIME I WAS TRULY HAPPY.

WHEN I WAS WITH YOU.

[ Sighs ] OH.

SO YOU FROZE YOURSELF TO COME LOOK FOR ME?

NO, I DID IT TO GET A FRESH START.

I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HAD HAPPENED TO YOU.

NO ONE DID.

THE POLICE WERE GOING TO CONDUCT A SEARCH

BUT YOUR PARENTS FELT

IT WAS A WASTE OF TAXPAYER MONEY.

THAT'S THE SAME REASON

THEY KEPT ME OUT OF SCHOOL.

SO, NO ONE EVEN CARED THAT I WAS GONE?

NOT REALLY.

EXCEPT FOR ONE PERSON.

[ Romantic Music Plays ]

WHO WAS IT?

EVERYTHING IS SO DIFFERENT.

NOT EVERYTHING.

THERE'S STILL A ROACH PROBLEM.

[ Buzzing ]

EW.

UGH.

NOWADAYS, PEOPLE AREN'T INTERESTED IN ART

THAT'S NOT TATTOOED ON FAT GUYS.

I'M ON LOAN FROM THE LOUVRE.

[ Neighs ]

OW!

[ Leela ] PLEASE, PROFESSOR...

GIVE US OUR JOBS BACK.

WE DESERVE ANOTHER CHANCE.

YEAH. AND IF YOU WON'T GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE

PERHAPS YOU'D GIVE ONE TO...

OG, GORILLA EMPEROR OF EARTH.

SORRY, OG.

BUT I'VE GOT A NEW CREW.

SO, HOW WAS YOUR DELIVERY TO FANTASY PLANET

WHERE EVERYONE'S FANTASIES COME TO LIFE?

GREAT. ORGANIZED.

FOR ONE BEAUTIFUL NIGHT

I KNEW WHAT IT WAS TO BE A GRANDMOTHER.

SUBJUGATED, YET HONORED.

YOU SEE, OG

EVERYTHING'S RUNNING SMOOTHLY.

AND WITH FRY FIRED

I CAN FINALLY LEAVE MY JIGSAW PUZZLES OUT

WITHOUT HIM EATING THE PIECES.

FORGET ABOUT FRY.

YOU COULD HIRE US BACK AND HE'D NEVER HAVE TO KNOW.

HEY, GUYS.

OH, UH, HEY, FRY.

SO, AS LEELA WAS SAYING

FRY CAN GO SHOVE--

OW!

I'M GLAD YOU'RE ALL HERE.

I WANTED TO INTRODUCE YOU

TO MY ON-AGAIN, OFF-AGAIN GIRLFRIEND

OF THE PAST THOUSAND YEARS

MICHELLE.

MICHELLE, THIS IS LEELA.

[ Screams ]

THIS IS BENDER.

[ Screams ]

THE PROFESSOR.

[ Screams ]

HERMES AND AMY.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

AND THIS IS DR. ZOIDBERG.

[ Screams ]

DATING YOUR EX, FRY?

HAVE YOU LOST ALL SELF-RESPECT?

ALL WHAT?

THIS CAN ONLY END BADLY, FRY.

KIDS, A HOUSE--

A HOME INVASION BY A FORMER ROOMMATE.

BUT THINGS ARE DIFFERENT THIS TIME.

BEFORE, SHE WAS DEMANDING AND POSSESSIVE.

BUT NOW SHE WANTS ME TO DO STUFF AND STAY WITH HER ALL THE TIME.

THERE YOU GO, DEARIES.

[ Clattering ]

IT'S A RELIEF TO MEET YOU, AMY.

I'M JUST HAVING A HARD TIME ADJUSTING

TO ALL THE STRANGE STUFF HERE IN THE FUTURE.

I'M FROM MARS.

[ Clattering ]

I FEEL SO OUT OF PLACE HERE.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY FRY FITS IN SO WELL.

PROBABLY BECAUSE HE DIDN'T FIT IN BACK IN YOUR TIME.

THAT'S TRUE.

BUT I USED TO FIT IN REALLY WELL.

THEN GOOD LUCK, SISTER.

[ Screams ]

[ Whimpers ]

DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY, FRY

BUT YOUR FRIENDS ARE A BUNCH OF FREAKS.

YEAH. THEY'RE GREAT, HUH?

I JUST DON'T BELONG HERE.

I DON'T KNOW ANYONE.

I CAN'T FIND A VANISHING CREAM

THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME ACTUALLY VANISH.

I DON'T EVEN HAVE A JOB.

OH, RIGHT. I WAS SUPPOSED TO ASSIGN YOU A JOB.

LET ME JUST GET YOUR CAREER CHIP INSTALLED.

HOLD OUT YOUR PALM.

[ Loud Gasp ]

WHAT ARE YOU SCARED OF?

IT'S JUST LIKE GETTING YOUR HAND PIERCED.

THIS WORLD IS HORRIBLE.

LET'S START OVER, FRY.

WE'LL GO SOMEPLACE WHERE ALL WE HAVE IS EACH OTHER.

OOH. ROMANTIC.

I'LL TELL BENDER TO MEET US THERE.

IT'S NOT A THERE...

IT'S A THEN.

THE FUTURE.

WHOA, WHOA, GIRL.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT ONE OF THOSE MOTELS

WHERE THE BED IS SHAPED LIKE STUFF.

I LOVE YOU.

DON'T YOU LOVE ME?

WELL, SURE.

TO THE EXTENT A MAN CAN LOVE A WOMAN.

BUT THIS SEEMS LIKE A BIG STEP.

FRY, WHY MUST YOU ANALYZE EVERYTHING

WITH YOUR RELENTLESS LOGIC?

NOTHING MATTERS BUT OUR LOVE.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

LET'S DO THIS NOW AND LET'S NEVER REGRET IT.

[ Moaning ]

[ Ding ]

MICHELLE, I DON'T REGRET THIS

BUT I BOTH RUE AND LAMENT IT.

THE YEAR 4000 IS SEVERELY DISAPPOINTING.

I MISS THE YEAR 3000, WHEN LIFE WAS SIMPLE

AND BRAINS FLEW THROUGH SPACE

AND EVERYONE ATE LASERS.

IT'S NOT THAT BAD.

FATE BROUGHT US TOGETHER, AND NOW FATE BROUGHT US HERE.

NO, Y BROUGHT US HERE.

WHINE SOME MORE, FRY.

I REALLY FIND THAT ATTRACTIVE IN A MAN.

NOW, COME ON, BUILD US A SHELTER.

ALL RIGHT. FINE. EVERYTHING ELSE SUCKS.

AT LEAST WE CAN HAVE A NICE PLACE TO LIVE.

WHOO! THERE.

YOU EXPECT ME TO LIVE IN A TINY, LITTLE HOLE?

IT'D BE DEEPER, BUT I'M STANDING ON A GOPHER.

[ Snoring ]

HMM.

HMM.

[ Grunting ]

[ Michelle ] OH, LOOK!

SOME LITTLE KIDS.

THEY'LL SAVE US.

[ Cocking Weapons ]

WE'RE SAVED!

[ Drums Beating Rhythmically ]

I'M BUTCH, LEADER OF THIS PLACE.

I TOOK YOUR HOLE AND YOU CAN'T DO NOTHING ABOUT IT.

OKAY.

MIGHTY SIR, WE HAVE NOWHERE TO GO.

COULD WE PLEASE JOIN YOUR SOCIETY?

WELL... ALL RIGHT.

BUT NO INTERFERING WITH OUR GRAND WORKS.

[ Laughing And Grunting ]

I TELL YA, THAT BUTCH RUNS A PRETTY GOOD CIVILIZATION.

I THINK I'LL ENJOY SERVING UNDER HIM.

UH! YOU KNOW YOUR PROBLEM, FRY?

YOU'RE NOT AMBITIOUS.

YOU SHOULD BE CHIEF.

WHAT DO I NEED? ULCERS?

BUT I WANT POWER.

I'M TIRED OF THE CHIEF'S GIRLFRIEND LORDING IT OVER ME

WITH HER FANCY COYOTE HIDE.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

IF IT'LL MAKE YOU HAPPY, I'LL OVERTHROW SOCIETY.

[ Laughing ]

ON WHAT GROUNDS DO YOU CHALLENGE MY AUTHORITY?

WELL, I'M OLDER THAN YOU. I CAN BEAT YOU UP.

YEAH, I BET HE COULD.

HE'S GOT ARM HAIR.

ALL RIGHT, GRANDPA, THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO SETTLE THIS.

DEATH-ROLLING!

[ Ominous Gong Sounds ]

[ All Cheering ]

WHAT'S DEATH-ROLLING?

IT'S LIKE SKATEBOARDING.

EXCEPT HALF THE TIME, SOMEONE DIES.

OH, SO IT'S A LITTLE SAFER THAN SKATEBOARDING.

LAST ONE HOLDING THE BANDANNA IS THE NEW LEADER.

MY MOTHER ALWAYS SAID YOU WERE A LOSER, FRY.

NOW GET OUT THERE AND PROVE HER WRONG.

BETH SAID THAT?

AHAD.

STEIM.

SHALOSH!

[ Grunts ]

[ Both Grunting ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Whimpering ]

[ Engines Rumbling ]

[ Rapid Gunfire ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Scraping ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Coughing ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Thud ]

IT'S COOL. BACK OFF!

MY KNEE, I SCRAPED IT.

[ Crying ]

AW, POOR LITTLE GUY.

LET ME JUST TAKE A LOOK AT--

AH-HA!

I WON! I'M THE NEW CHIEF!

I'M THE TALLEST AND I WEIGH THE MOST!

HAND IT OVER, YOU GIANT IDIOT.

[ Honking Horn ]

HEY, BUTCH, YOUR MOM'S HERE.

AW, MAN.

COME ON, KIDS!

YOU'RE LATE FOR HEBREW SCHOOL!

[ All Grumbling ] I DON'T WANNA GO.

EVERY MONDAY AND WEDNESDAY, IT'S THE SAME THING.

I FIND THIS POSTAPOCALYPTIC WASTELAND VERY CONFUSING.

SERIOUSLY, I'M WEIRDED OUT.

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A LOSER.

YOU WERE A LOSER IN THE YEAR 2000

AND YOU'RE A LOSER IN THE YEAR 4000.

YEAH, BUT IN THE YEAR 3000 I HAD IT ALL:

SEVERAL FRIENDS, A LOW-PAYING JOB

A BED IN A ROBOT'S CLOSET.

I ENVIED NO MAN.

BUT Y WRECKED EVERYTHING.

QUIT STANDING UP FOR YOURSELF, FRY.

WHEN WE GET BACK TO THE HOLE, WE ARE GOING TO HAVE

A LONG, BORING TALK ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP.

OH, YEAH?! WELL, LISTEN TO THIS!

[ Whispering ] I'M LEAVING YOU.

[ Panting ]

THERE MUST BE PEOPLE SOMEWHERE.

[ Panting ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Moaning ]

YES! FOOTPRINTS!

AND HANDPRINTS?

BUT... WHAT'S HAPPENING?

[ Engine Roaring ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Leela ] FRY!

THANK GOD WE FOUND YOU.

LEELA, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE

IN THE YEAR 4000?

IT'S NOT THE YEAR 4000.

YOU WERE ONLY FROZEN FOR TWO DAYS.

UH, BY THE WAY, I BROKE YOUR BED.

YOU WERE IN PAULY SHORE'S TUBE

AND THEY WERE DELIVERING IT TO HIS MOVIE SCREENING.

[ Leela ] BUT WHEN THEY NOTICED

THAT YOU WEREN'T HIM, THEY CHUCKED YOU IN A DITCH.

SO YOU'RE SAYING THESE AREN'T THE DECAYING RUINS

OF NEW YORK IN THE YEAR 4000?

YOU WISH.

YOU'RE IN LOS ANGELES.

BUT THERE WAS THIS GANG OF TEN-YEAR-OLDS WITH GUNS.

EXACTLY. YOU'RE IN L.A.

BUT EVERYONE IS DRIVING AROUND IN CARS SHOOTING AT EACH OTHER.

THAT'S L.A. FOR YOU.

BUT THE AIR IS GREEN

AND THERE'S NO SIGN OF CIVILIZATION WHATSOEVER.

HE JUST WON'T STOP WITH THE SOCIAL COMMENTARY.

AND THE PEOPLE ARE ALL PHONIES.

NO ONE READS. EVERYTHING HAS CILANTRO ON IT.

MICHELLE, BABY.

IT'S NOT WORKING OUT, FRY.

'TIS BETTER TO HAVE LOVED AND LOST, N'EST-CE PAS?

[ Cackling ]

[ Engine Roaring ]

THAT'S IT. I'VE HAD IT WITH WOMEN.

FROM NOW ON, I'M CONCENTRATING ON MY CAREER.

CAN I HAVE MY OLD JOB BACK?

WHY, I'VE FORGOTTEN WHY I EVEN FIRED YOU.

'CAUSE HE DESTROYED YOUR BUSINESS, YOUR HOME

AND ALL YOUR POSSESSIONS.

OH, THAT'S RIGHT.

GET LOST!

[ Yelling ]

[ Squishy Thud ]