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There once was
a fuzzy little town called "Bo".
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It was a typical town
as fuzzy towns go.
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But at Christmas time,
it had an extra warm glow.
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Sadly, however, that was long ago.
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Today, everything is just go, go, go.
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But among all the critters
bustling to and fro
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was a Christmas-loving creature
named Beebo.
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And Beebo loved everything
there was about Christmas.
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The fun and tradition,
he made it his business.
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Including much to
this orator's frustration.
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Taking over the part of
the Christmas narration.
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I la-la-la-la-la-love the holiday
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Strike the bells, it's Christmas Eve
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We're one day out, I can't believe
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We've got so much to celebrate,
it's almost wait
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Recheck the date
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Yep! The hour are getting fewer
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I'd hold my breath
but I'd just turn bluer.
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Got my traditional holiday list!
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Each box gets a check
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Well, you get the gist
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I sang Christmas carols,
made angels in snow
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Then offered my finger
to help tie a bow
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I la-la-la-la-la love the holidays
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It's Christmas time
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Beebo styles
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I la-la-la-la-la love the many ways
we celebrate this special day
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There's nothing to sing about, Beebo.
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Not when it's Christmas Eve
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and I haven't finished
my Christmas shopping yet.
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Oh, Turbo! Christmas isn't
about shopping.
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It's about
so many other wonderful things!
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Remember when we used to go door
to door singing Christmas carols?
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I have eight hours to get my three
children their one big gift, Beebo.
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I don't have time
for these things anymore
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I'm not la-la-la-la-la listening
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It's Christmas time
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Beebo styles
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I la-la-la-la-la love things
a certain way
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You'll come around,
it's just been awhile
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None of that now, Beebo.
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I'm to busy finding the perfect
holiday meme to send to my followers.
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Now what will get more likes?
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Cat dressed as Santa?
Or a snowman-fail?
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Why don't you just send out
old fashioned Christmas cards?
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Do you know
how many followers I have?
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That's a lot of stamps to lick.
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Oh, but remember
how we used to send out together?
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You'd stuff 'em
and I'd lick 'em shut!
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Dun't fuhget, I gut a grut tung
for lucking Chrustmus stumps.
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There's no time! Look at
all the things I have to do first.
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I'm la-la-la-la-la looking
the other way
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It's Christmas time
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Beebo style
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I la-la-la-la-la love things
a certain way
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You'll come around,
it's just been awhile
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Carrots and cookies!
What a lousy combination.
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Don't be silly, Fleabo!
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The carrots are for the reindeer.
The cookies are for Santa.
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How could you forget?
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We used to eat the raw cookie dough
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until our stomachs hurt
from eating raw cookie dough.
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I've got more important things to do.
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I'm la-la-la-la-la-laughing
your words away
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It's Christmas time
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Beebo styles
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I la-la-la-la-la love things
a certain way
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You'll come around,
it's just been awhile
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You may have found,
as I was dancing through town
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That among all the smiles
there were one or two frowns
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But there's no need to worry,
no reason for pause
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'Cause I sent off a letter
to my friend Santa Claus
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And that's the thing about Santa,
he won't fuss or complain
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He'll be on this dilemma
just like candy or cane
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I love how la-la-long
this songs going for
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It's Christmas time
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Santa never fails
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I la-la-la-la-la left a word with him
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I'm sure he reply is in the mail
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"Dear loyal customer.
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A form letter.
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Someone should tell Beebo he needs to
take down his Halloween decorations.
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"Loyal customer"?
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Beebo, is that you? What's wrong?
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My wish has been received?
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"Thank you for your interest"?
That's not how Santa talks.
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First, my friends are too busy
to take part in out traditions
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and now I get an auto-reply from...
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The North Pole Care Team?
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What if something's wrong with Santa?
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I've got to get to the North Pole
immediately.
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And there's only one logical way
to get there.
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Mr. Postman.
Take me to the North Pole.
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Oh, gee, Beebo. I could, but
I've got so many holiday deliveries.
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You wouldn't get there
'til after Christmas.
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Even express mail. Sorry.
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I understand.
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Have a merry Christmas, Mr. Postma...
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That's... That's some dry skin,
Mr. Postman.
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You should moisturize those hands
before they crumble
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like Christmas!
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I've got to get to the North Pole
to save Santa.
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Coming Santa!
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Look out! Coming through!
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Gotta save Santa!
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Watch it, kid. I'm trying
to deface this poster of Santa.
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Oh. Sorry, Fleabo.
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But why would you want to do that?
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Santa's the best.
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Because he makes us
wait until Christmas for deliveries.
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Hasn't he ever heard
of express shipping?
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But he's already got a mustache,
already has a bear.
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Can't even graffiti this guy.
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How about an eye patch,
hat and blacked out tooth?
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Good one!
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That will get Santa
to pay attention to me.
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I tried writing him a letter,
and all I got was this.
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That's the same one I got.
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I knew something was
wrong with Santa.
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I was just going to the North Pole
to check in on him.
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You're going to see Santa?
Then I'm coming with you.
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See, I knew you care about him.
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Care? I want to give him
a piece of my mind.
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Did you say
you're going to the North Pole?
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Yeah, something's wrong with Santa.
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I'll say! He's got an eye patch
and a missing tooth.
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No, I mean, he doesn't seem himself.
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Fleabo and I both got form letters
from the North Pole
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so we're going to check it out.
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Then I'm coming with you!
Hop in, I'll drive!
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You want to help save Santa too?
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No. I want to get my kids
the new Gaming Wow: X edition.
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Everyone's sold out.
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I sent a letter to Santa
to see if he had any
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and his reply just said,
my wish was received.
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You got the same form letter?
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Hey guys, over here!
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I got a new app
that turns everyone into reindeer.
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You can't post that.
My head's a heiny!
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If everyone's getting
these form letters
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then something is
definitely wrong with Santa!
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That's why we're going
to the North Pole to save him.
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Really? Then I'm coming too!
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Finally, someone wants
to help save Santa.
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A selfie with Santa is exactly
what I need to really go viral!
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Well, at least I got
some friends to join.
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Hey, gang!
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We're about to take
a trip to the North Pole
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to get a selfie with Santa.
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And lodge a formal complaint.
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And find a Gaming Wow: X edition.
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But really to check
on 'ol Saint Nick!
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And I will be posting
the whole thing on my profile
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so keep refreshing that feed!
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Wait! Santa doesn't
need to refresh his feed.
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He sees us when we're sleeping,
he knows when we're awake!
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He hears us
when we're screaming from a car!
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We're coming, Santa!
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Starting directions
to the North Pole.
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Look at this! A holiday road trip
with all my friends!
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Arrived at: North Pole.
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Wow. That was closer than I thought.
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I can't believe
we're actually at Santa's workshop!
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What's up, 'bo hive!
We're approaching Santa's workshop.
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Wow. Snows a lot harder
at the North Pole.
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What is this place?
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GPS says we're at Santa's workshop.
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That can't be.
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Where are the lights,
where's the cheer
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where's the Christmas magic?
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Welcome to Santa's workshop
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a subsidiary of
the North Pole Care Team
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please state your business.
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We're here to save Santa.
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Playing Oh Susanna.
An american folk song.
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No! Stop. I got this.
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We're trying to find Santa Claus!
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"Panda claws" are very sharp...
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Tell Santa if he doesn't
come down right now
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I'm reporting him
to the better Christmas bureau.
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Letter B, for Burro
is a Spanish children's book.
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This isn't good.
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If we can't get inside,
my Christmas will be ruined.
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Thank you, Turbo.
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Can you tell me where to find
a Gaming Wow: X edition!
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Everyone, please!
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We're not here
to complete random chores.
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"Here to see Santa Claus"?
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Yes!
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Searching directory. Please enjoy
this music as we put you on hold.
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We did it! We're going
to get to see Santa!
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See, that wasn't so hard.
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Sorry. Claus, comma, Santa
cannot be found in the directory.
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You are listening
to Beethoven's fifth.
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Press 1 to continue to hold.
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Press 3 to hang up.
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Santa, where could you have gone?
It's just not Christmas without you.
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I did not drive all the way here
just to leave empty handed.
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What am I going to do
if I don't hear from you?
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If I don't check all my boxes,
Christmas won't feel magical.
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Expect me to be this close and not
deliver the goods to my followers.
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Beebo, you're gonna wanna get up.
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That's a good idea.
We'll decorate the Christmas tree.
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That always lifts my spira...
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So that's how you make potpourri.
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Let's face it. The odds were
against us from the start.
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Guys, isn't this the time of year
when the impossible can happen?
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And isn't Santa's magic
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the exact thing
that's missing from this holiday.
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I don't need magic, Beebo.
I need a place to charge my phone.
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Okay, that was pretty cool.
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Now we can get some hot chocolate.
Hot chocolate fixes everything!
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Yeah, we don't do that.
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I can do
a minty-matcha-mocha-chocolate
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a peppermint-pumpkin-prancerchocolate
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or a candy-cane-coldbrew-
fruit-cake-frappe with chocolate.
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You don't have
just plain hot chocolate?
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If it's not on the fancy new menu,
I don't know how to make it.
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But I think the new guy does.
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Santa!
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That's what the name tag says!
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Santa, we were so worried about you!
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Can I get a selfie!
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I need a Gaming Wow: X edition.
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What right do you have
to climb down my chimney every year?
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Everyone, wait!
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Santa, what are you doing here?
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We got these weird form letters
and went looking for you
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but you weren't at your workshop.
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That's because I was... kicked out!
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Hey, who swapped out the music again?
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'Supposed to be the Holiday Jams,
not classical.
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You were kicked out
of your own workshop?
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There's an elf, he's a mad man.
Or maybe he's a genius, I don't know.
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His name is Sprinkles.
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I'm sorry. "Sprinkles"?
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Oh. There he is. Wow.
Look at all those followers.
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I could learn
a thing or two from him.
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See? Maybe I'm the crazy one.
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What do you mean?
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Sprinkles had a plan
to modernize the North Pole.
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Make it more efficient
so we could get more done.
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Seemed like a good idea at the time.
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He made some cuts.
Got us ahead of schedule.
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Even convinced me
I could take a three day weekend.
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But when I came back?
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He had cut the elves,
the reindeer! And even me!
248
00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:54,800
Christmas without you?
That's like cutting the magic.
249
00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:56,760
So you work here now?
250
00:12:56,840 --> 00:13:00,120
What choice do I have?
I'm locked out of my own workshop!
251
00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:05,240
But hey, with some hard work, maybe
I can become employee of the month!
252
00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:09,000
If I can just wrestle it away
from that perfectionist, Jack Frost.
253
00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:12,320
Well, Santa,
If I could cash in one wish
254
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:16,000
it would be to have
the magic returned to Christmas.
255
00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:19,600
And to get a hot chocolate.
Not necessarily in that order.
256
00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:21,280
Oh. Sure. Coming right up.
257
00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:23,720
Guys, Santa needs our help.
258
00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:25,360
Well, at least he has a job.
259
00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:27,360
He's seasonal, by the way.
260
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,880
We tend to lower our standards
around the holidays.
261
00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:31,800
What's so bad about Santa?
262
00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:34,280
Please. Have you seen his belly?
263
00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:37,000
Shakes when he laughs
like a bowl full of jelly.
264
00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:38,600
Nearly wrecked the place.
265
00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:41,360
Here we go! Hot chocolate for all!
266
00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:49,000
I know, I know.
They make me use chestnut milk.
267
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,520
Chestnut milk ruins everything.
268
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,360
This isn't right, Santa.
269
00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:57,480
We have to get you your old job back.
270
00:13:57,720 --> 00:13:59,720
I appreciate you trying
to save me, Beebo.
271
00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:02,480
But it's not 'ol Saint Nick
that's in jeopardy.
272
00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:05,840
It's Christmas.
At least the Christmas I knew.
273
00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:07,480
But maybe...
274
00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,400
maybe it's time for a change.
275
00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:13,280
No! These are the things
that make Christmas magical.
276
00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:15,160
And they get their magic from you!
277
00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:17,960
It's okay.
There's plenty of things I can do.
278
00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:20,880
My skills aren't limited
to just Christmas things, you know?
279
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,800
Besides, maybe it's time
I tried something different.
280
00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:28,640
I wonder what I'll do
for Christmas this year
281
00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:30,720
I'll watch a streaming service.
282
00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:32,760
There's plenty, I hear
283
00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:35,600
The local theatre tribe
284
00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:38,000
Will give a hefty cheer
285
00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:43,280
When I finally agree
to star in King Lear
286
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:48,200
And oh! At final curtain,
I'm absolutely certain
287
00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:52,160
I'll shower cast
and crew in gifts with bows
288
00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:55,120
That's kind of Christmasy, isn't it?
289
00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:57,320
But that's okay.
290
00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:02,120
I'm sure that
anyone could fill in your shoes
291
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:06,400
We'll get the Easter bunny,
what's there to lose?
292
00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:08,880
He'll dye the ornaments
293
00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:11,600
In springtime pastels
294
00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:14,080
We'll all sing Jingle Carrots
295
00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:16,360
Instead of Jingle Bells
296
00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:18,920
And oh! On Christmas morning
297
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,400
As the kids awake all yawning
298
00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:25,040
They'll find their gifts were
hidden round the yard
299
00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:26,440
Bizarre
300
00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:29,600
Well, maybe at first,
but it might catch on.
301
00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:34,040
'Cause I'm sure I can be useful,
outside of my norm
302
00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:38,200
I'll go back to school
and live in a dorm
303
00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:40,680
Should I get a math degree?
304
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,320
Already I am torn
305
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,720
I'll pledge fraternities.
306
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,240
Get the admissions on the horn
307
00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:53,280
And oh! At graduation,
they'll think I'm a sensation
308
00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:57,480
When I make the dean's list
of nice girls and boys
309
00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:58,600
Oy!
310
00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:01,120
That's kinda like
my naughty nice list, huh?
311
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:02,360
Yep!
312
00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:05,600
But you make a real good point
313
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,520
We don't need you at all
314
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,000
Kids can wait in line for Cupid
315
00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:13,080
When they visit the mall
316
00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:15,160
'Cause every child's dream
317
00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:17,680
Is to have their gifts delivered
318
00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:22,000
By a naked boy with wings
and an arrow in his quiver
319
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:25,040
So no! I see no issues
320
00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,360
With a kid I know might misuse
321
00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:30,800
The mistletoe
that's hanging 'bove the door
322
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:33,840
Sure! You go ahead and do your thing.
323
00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,600
We'll be fine here.
324
00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:39,040
I was simply saying I might be
better suited for something else.
325
00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:41,160
Then go for it! We got this!
326
00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:43,440
I think I see where this is going.
327
00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:46,600
So you'll be in better hands?
328
00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:48,760
We'll be fine this season
329
00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:51,320
You'll ask a leprechaun?
330
00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:53,320
It stands to reason
331
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:58,880
And instead of yelling out,
"On dancer! On prancer!"
332
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:03,680
He'll yell out in a brogue,
"O'Donnell! McMaster!"
333
00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:06,120
And O'Shonnock, the team leader
334
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:08,720
Whose nose will now glow greener?
335
00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:12,480
Will trade in Christmas treats
for Shepherd's pie
336
00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:16,920
I cannot stand for this anymore!
It's all wrong!
337
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,760
Santa is what makes
Christmas so special.
338
00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:22,360
And nobody can do what I do!
339
00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:28,920
So I know
what Santa Claus is doing tonight
340
00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:32,000
He's festive!
He's merry! He's handsome!
341
00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:33,160
Yes, very
342
00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:37,200
And I'll deliver children's presents
343
00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:43,040
Tonight
344
00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:45,440
Yay!
345
00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:47,360
Oh, Beebo! You were right.
346
00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:49,760
There's no way
I could give up Christmas.
347
00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:52,120
What a silly idea.
348
00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:58,160
This is what I was telling you about!
349
00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:01,000
It's about a 5.3 on the jolly scale!
350
00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:05,000
Someone needs
to update that poem to say
351
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:07,880
"shook when he laughed
like a bowl full of jackhammers."
352
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,560
It's a medical condition.
353
00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:11,880
Sorry, boss.
354
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:14,720
Let's get down to business.
355
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,920
If we want to put the magic
back in Christmas
356
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,840
then we need to put Santa
back in his workshop.
357
00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:21,760
So our first move will be...
358
00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:24,320
To figure out where he stores
the Gaming Wow: X edition.
359
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:26,960
Sorry. Force of habit.
360
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:29,280
That's probably
number three. Maybe four.
361
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:31,960
Guys, we're over-thinking this.
362
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:33,520
We just gotta remind Sprinkles
363
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:36,800
that it's Santa who keeps
the magic in the holiday.
364
00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:38,520
How will we even get in there?
365
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:41,880
Santa's the last person he'd let
get within a mile of that place.
366
00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:43,200
He'd need a disguise.
367
00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:45,440
And we couldn't even
get in the first time.
368
00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:47,560
How are we supposed to do it now?
369
00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:52,120
I'd like an extra-extra large
fruitcake frappe. And megasize it.
370
00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:57,880
I have an idea.
371
00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:06,800
This disguise is great.
How did you ever come up with it?
372
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:10,320
Let's just say we had a feeling
it would suit you.
373
00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:17,920
Welcome to Santa's workshop,
please state your business.
374
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:21,400
Coffee delivery for a Mr. Sprinkles?
375
00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:22,720
An extra-extra large...
376
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,360
Press 2 to enter.
377
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,160
That wasn't hard. I thought
you said that was gonna be hard.
378
00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:29,560
I have pairs of pants that are
harder to get into than that.
379
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:30,640
Oh my!
380
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:33,320
Get a load of the new North Pole.
381
00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:37,960
This is the North Pole?
382
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:40,600
It's so... sterile.
383
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,400
Definitely not photo-worthy.
384
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:44,840
This place makes even me look cheery.
385
00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:46,360
No magic at all.
386
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,960
Where are all the homemade toys?
387
00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:53,400
I love you!
388
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:59,480
I love you!
389
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:02,120
Machine-made?
390
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,320
And what's with that dopey voice?
391
00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:07,320
- What?
- Nothing.
392
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:12,840
Do you all feel that, or is that
my third triple latte kicking in?
393
00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:14,480
Coffee intruder.
394
00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:22,320
Now if I simultaneously launch
a second set of drones
395
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,240
in the eastern hemisphere
396
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:28,560
those Christmas gifts will
be delivered in half the time!
397
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,360
Another letter to Santa.
398
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:36,400
It's amazing he got anything done
with all these interruptions.
399
00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:38,760
Sorry, Hendrix!
400
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:42,520
No time to read your Christmas wish
401
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:46,560
but my Elfin-Mark-V will figure out
exactly what you need!
402
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:48,120
Coffee alert!
403
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:51,480
See? He knew what I needed
before even I did.
404
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,560
I'd love a coffee.
405
00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:56,320
Christmas crackers!
406
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,760
Who could possibly lift
something that big?
407
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,160
Santa Claus!
408
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,320
How did you know it was me?
409
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:05,680
You look exactly like
410
00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:10,480
our new limited addition Santa-as-
snowbuckspirate-Christmas ornament.
411
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:11,920
What are the chances?
412
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,360
But how did you get past security?
413
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,960
I had help from some friends.
414
00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:18,400
Ta-da!
415
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:23,040
So you've swapped out elves
for furry monkeys now, huh?
416
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:26,480
We're here to bring the magic
back to Christmas!
417
00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:30,840
Where's the singing,
the decorations, the holiday cheer?
418
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:33,560
And where's
the Gaming Wow: X edition.
419
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:36,160
Sorry, we're gonna get to that,
Beebo, do your thing.
420
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:38,160
You're ruining Christmas.
421
00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:39,560
According to who?
422
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:40,800
According to us!
423
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:44,200
Christmas just isn't the same
without the carols and tinsel and...
424
00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:46,040
The Gaming Wow: X edition!
425
00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:48,400
I agree, this was a much better time
to bring it up.
426
00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:53,400
Efficiency is the new magic.
And it makes people even happier.
427
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:56,560
For example, you're looking
for an Gaming Wow: X edition?
428
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,080
There it is!
429
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:02,560
My quest has ended.
430
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:05,840
See? Another happy customer.
431
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:07,520
Not so fast, Sprinkles.
432
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:09,880
I have a number of
complaints for you.
433
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:11,680
- First of all...
- Hold on!
434
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,080
I want to address everyone of them
435
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:19,400
so please file all your complaints
in my suggestion box.
436
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:21,560
A suggestion box! For complaints!
437
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:22,840
And suggestions.
438
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:24,200
But also complaints!
439
00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:29,200
And before you upload another
single post, my fine furry friend
440
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:32,880
I suggest you download
my new app: Sprinkedin.
441
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:33,960
Once you have it
442
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:37,760
you will instantly be connected
with all my millions of followers.
443
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:43,320
It's a Christmas miracle.
I now have over a million followers.
444
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:46,600
Oh my goodness, I have got
to DM them all a hello at once.
445
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:47,880
Now Santa
446
00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:51,960
what were you saying about the world
missing your version of Christmas?
447
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:55,160
I'm spreading holiday cheer
faster than you ever could!
448
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,000
But at what cost?
449
00:22:57,440 --> 00:23:00,040
I know you're trying
to help, Mr. Sprinkles
450
00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:03,080
but Christmas isn't about
machines and computers.
451
00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:05,160
It's about magic.
452
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:07,160
Not about machines?
453
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:10,800
Have you seen the lawn decorations
people put up nowadays?
454
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:15,040
I think they're gonna be fine
with a giant robot elf.
455
00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:17,720
Especially when they see
what he can do.
456
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:21,840
Elfin-Mark-V! Wrap those presents.
457
00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:30,680
Wow. He even went with a flattened
victorian tri-fold. Impressive.
458
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:32,760
But I like wrapping presents.
459
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:36,600
I don't want it to be fast.
I want it to be memorable.
460
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:41,320
Then you're out of touch, kid.
I know what Christmas is all about.
461
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:44,560
Joy? Togetherness? Cuddles?
462
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:47,200
No, stress!
463
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:52,000
The shopping, the decorations,
the obligations. It's too much!
464
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:57,000
But thanks to me, the world is gonna
have a very efficient Christmas.
465
00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:02,000
Efficiency's the thing
that's trending
466
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:05,440
And I've got no problem bending
467
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:07,920
Things that may seem like tradition
468
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:11,240
To bring my new plans to fruition
469
00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:14,400
'Cause that's what I call progress
470
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:17,320
That's what he calls progress
471
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:20,720
Instead of toys for girls and boys
472
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:24,720
Let's just give gifts
to kids named... Roy
473
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:28,280
And then next year,
so there aren't tears
474
00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:33,000
We'll just give gifts to Guineveres
475
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:37,680
It'll go like that for every season
476
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:41,000
You'll get a gift
477
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:44,520
It stands to reason
478
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:47,560
But the time we'll save will be a lot
479
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:50,880
Which is why I fired
the elves on the spot
480
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:55,240
And that's what I call progress
481
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:58,320
That's what he calls progress
482
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:01,480
Holiday cards
will be swapped for texts
483
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:04,920
I could kiss whoever
put "mas" after "X"
484
00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:10,000
Let's give an award to the one
who invented turducken
485
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:15,000
So get the canned
if you want cranberry
486
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:18,800
An efficient Christmas
is better than merry
487
00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:22,200
And that's what I call
488
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:25,600
That's what I call
489
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:30,080
That's what I call
490
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:34,040
Progress
491
00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:36,440
That's what he calls progress
492
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:40,520
Mr. Sprinkles, I'm not gonna lie.
493
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:42,800
That was very entertaining.
494
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:45,040
And you're right!
495
00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:46,560
- What?
- You agree?
496
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:47,880
So it's okay I keep this?
497
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:50,520
The holidays have become stressful.
498
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:53,840
But I don't think the way to fix them
is too throw out the old
499
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,480
in favor of the new.
500
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:58,320
I think we need to embrace
the things we forgot.
501
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:02,200
See, I believe we actually want
the same things.
502
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:04,520
We just see
the solutions differently.
503
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:05,640
Wow, kid.
504
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:07,200
You're right.
505
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:08,560
- What?
- You agree?
506
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:10,320
- Didn't we just do this?
- I am?
507
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:13,800
Yeah. We do see things differently.
508
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:18,200
Sorry. That's one of
the filters of the new app.
509
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:21,840
Another thing
the Elfin-Mark-V can do?
510
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:23,840
Take care of intruders!
511
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:25,920
Wrap 'em up good and tight.
512
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:29,080
And don't open until after Christmas!
513
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:34,200
So, this is what
it's like being a toy.
514
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:36,000
Guess it serves us right.
515
00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:38,800
I shouldn't have folded
so quickly like that.
516
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:41,440
Now instead of getting a present...
517
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:43,880
I'm wrapped like one.
518
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:46,200
Sorry, Beebo!
519
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,120
Yeah. Me too.
520
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:52,520
I was so caught up in the app
I lost touch with everything else.
521
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:55,120
And now that you see
the damage cell phones can cause
522
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:58,200
you're able to release yourself
from it's addictive pull?
523
00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:00,760
No, I just don't get
any service in here.
524
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,840
- Oh.
- I regret nothing.
525
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:04,080
Fleabo!
526
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:05,920
This is the worst Christmas ever.
527
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,560
But we can still
turn it around, can't we?
528
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:11,800
Beebo, there's only four hours left
until Christmas.
529
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,600
Face it. We failed.
530
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:18,640
But it's Christmas Eve! That's
when all the best miracles happen.
531
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:22,120
And we've got the main guy
responsible for them right here.
532
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:26,000
We just need the 'ol ripple effect.
533
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:31,720
When you notice
others lacking any Christmas joy
534
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,720
Start a little ripple
535
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:37,720
Start a little ripple
536
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,240
Give it a rest, Beebo.
537
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:45,000
Doesn't need to be elaborate
like a present or a toy
538
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,200
Just a little ripple
539
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:48,680
There's no stopping him.
540
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:51,120
Just a little ripple
541
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:55,520
A hug! A smile!
A wave from a window sill
542
00:27:56,200 --> 00:28:00,440
Will pick up speed
like a snowball down a hill
543
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:06,480
So, if you don't hear singing
from around the Christmas tree
544
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:08,880
Start a little ripple
545
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:12,120
Start a little ripple
546
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:18,720
The feeling is contagious,
it will spread from two to three
547
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:21,600
With a little ripple
548
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:25,320
Just a little ripple
549
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:26,840
- Your family
- Your friends
550
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:29,920
Even folks you do not know
551
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:35,800
Will feel that spirit rise inside
and burst like a volcano
552
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:41,520
And if you're one of the lucky ones
who can call Saint Nick their friend
553
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:44,200
Start a little ripple
554
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:47,160
With a little tickle
555
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:53,240
And all your problems
will be on the mend
556
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:56,720
Oh, no!
557
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:03,080
Oh. That felt good.
558
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:04,360
We did it!
559
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:07,760
Now we just need to expand
that ripple to include Sprinkles.
560
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:11,320
How? We already tried to change
his mind and it can't be done!
561
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:13,720
We can't change his mind.
562
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:18,160
But maybe we can change
the Elfin-Mark-V!
563
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:27,200
If we can get to
Sprinkles' control panel
564
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:31,320
I might be able to reprogram
the Elfin-Mark-V to think like we do!
565
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:32,400
You can do that?
566
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:35,440
Please. If I can repost
10 hours of CW content
567
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:38,000
from a third party social platform
to fourth party tock-box
568
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:39,920
this'll be a piece of cake.
569
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:42,680
None of those words
make any sense to me.
570
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:47,120
So you're saying that if we can get
the Elfin-Mark-V to think like us
571
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:49,560
then maybe he'll also fight for us!
572
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:52,720
And then Sprinkles will have
to give Santa his job back.
573
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:54,040
It's worth a shot.
574
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:59,120
Then we need to program that robot
with all that's good about Christmas.
575
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:00,200
The problem is
576
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:02,560
we need to get Sprinkles
away from the control booth.
577
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:07,320
I love you!
578
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:11,760
I think I have an idea.
You guys, head to the controls.
579
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:13,720
Turbo and I will
take care of the rest.
580
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:18,360
Don't you look cute?
581
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:19,640
Just zip me up!
582
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:22,680
I love you!
583
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:26,360
I love to complain!
584
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:30,040
Why does wrapping paper cost so much
585
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:31,720
when you're just gonna
tear it up anyway.
586
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:35,600
Why do Christmas songs get stuck
in your head so easily.
587
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:39,800
A bear-jam?
588
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:43,640
You keep wrapping.
I'll clear this up.
589
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:50,440
Alright, time to fill this guy with
all the best things about Christmas.
590
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:53,640
Like ornaments.
And sleigh bells. And snowballs.
591
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:56,040
Oh, and don't forget cuddles.
592
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:59,200
Beebo la-la-love cuddles.
593
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:02,000
Where would you even store
ten lords-a-leaping?
594
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:03,840
Well, here's the problem.
595
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:07,280
Are candy canes red with white
stripes or white with red stripes?
596
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:08,960
What is with this one?
597
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:10,440
It's working!
598
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:16,200
A proto-type of next year's
Gaming Wow: X edition.
599
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:19,600
My kids will lose their minds
if I get them that this Christmas.
600
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:22,480
No, no, no, Turbo,
don't do it, don't do it.
601
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:24,600
But I have to!
602
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:26,560
What the...
603
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:27,880
You!
604
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:30,400
Turbo, what did you do!
605
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:34,560
Wait a minute. You're not a sweet,
soft, cuddly little creature.
606
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:37,640
You're a grouchy, soft,
cuddly little creature!
607
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:40,880
Beebo, run!
608
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:44,240
Elfin-Mark-V! Apprehend them!
609
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,640
I said apprehend them!
610
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:49,360
What's wrong with you?
611
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:52,200
We just programmed him
612
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:55,800
with all the good things
associated with Christmas!
613
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:57,280
Show him, Elfie!
614
00:31:58,160 --> 00:31:59,160
Elfie?
615
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:00,920
That doesn't sound good.
616
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:03,080
Joy! Christmas! Presents!
617
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:06,160
Sledding! Cuddles! Hugs! Hugs!
618
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:08,480
No, that's not how hugs work.
619
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:10,240
Here, let me show you.
620
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:12,720
Beebo wants hugs!
621
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,280
Or maybe not!
622
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:16,280
Hope you're happy, Beebo.
623
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:18,400
You got exactly what you wanted.
624
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:22,800
300 tons of pure,
unstoppable Christmas joy!
625
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:25,400
Run!
626
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:27,920
Must give hugs!
627
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:29,200
This way!
628
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:33,880
Where are we?
629
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:36,040
Wow!
630
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:38,520
Santa's workshop!
631
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:40,560
I forgot I sealed it up.
632
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:42,040
Amazing.
633
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:44,160
I've got to livestream this.
634
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:48,720
Hey, gang! I am streaming live
from inside Santa's workshop.
635
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,200
Hugs. Hugs. Hugs.
636
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:53,880
Hey, what's this?
637
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:55,120
Why, that's...
638
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:57,160
That's my crystal ornament.
639
00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:59,680
It connects me with
kids across the world.
640
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,800
Is that how you see
when we're bad or good?
641
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:05,320
Sleeping or awake?
642
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:08,720
It was. But it only works
when I'm near it, so...
643
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:10,440
it's been off for awhile.
644
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:13,040
Look! Something's happening.
645
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:14,200
Magic.
646
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:17,720
Guys, isn't this the time of year
when the impossible
647
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:20,000
- can happen?
- That's me from earlier.
648
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:21,880
We've been over this!
649
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,960
People don't need magical thinking.
650
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:26,240
- They need smart, efficient...
- No, they don't.
651
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:28,120
They need cuddles and hugs.
652
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:32,320
Guys! I don't want to spend my
last moments debating the holidays.
653
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:35,120
Who even knows what makes people
enjoy Christmas anymore?
654
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:38,400
I like untangling
the Christmas lights with my dad.
655
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:41,160
I like staying up late
to bake cookies for Santa.
656
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:42,240
What's happening?
657
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:44,640
People are responding.
658
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:47,040
I've been live streaming this
the whole time
659
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:49,320
so the whole world knows
that Santa can hear them.
660
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:51,120
And they're answering you.
661
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:53,080
I like singing in the car
662
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:55,560
while we're stuck in traffic
on the way to grandma's.
663
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:57,720
It's not all about efficiency.
664
00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:01,600
I like having a good cry while
watching my favorite Christmas movie.
665
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:04,280
And it's not just about
hugs and cookies.
666
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:07,040
- It's about...
- I look forward to listening for...
667
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:08,720
- I like singing songs about...
- I never
668
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,800
- miss a chance to dress up like...
- I enjoy writing letters to...
669
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:11,920
Santa!
670
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,760
It's about you!
671
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:17,000
Not just me. But what I inspire.
672
00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:19,440
My ripple effect.
673
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:21,600
But how? My algorithms
674
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:24,800
I programmed them to figure out
exactly what people need
675
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:26,600
before they even had to ask.
676
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:27,800
How do you do it?
677
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:29,600
It's not so difficult really.
678
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:31,480
I just listen.
679
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:35,160
I thought if I could make
Christmas more efficient
680
00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:38,120
I could give people more time
for their favorite traditions.
681
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:41,120
I thought I knew
what those traditions were.
682
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:42,800
But when I looked at my list
683
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:45,800
I only saw
what the holiday means to me.
684
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:48,240
I thought Turbo wasn't
enjoying Christmas
685
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:51,240
because she was running around
having to shop all day
686
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:54,760
but now I'm realizing that
she may actually enjoy that.
687
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:57,760
My favorite part of Christmas is
watching my kids open their gifts
688
00:34:57,840 --> 00:34:59,840
so running around like
a crazy person beforehand
689
00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:02,040
has sort of become my tradition.
690
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:05,880
And Tweebo, you seem distracted
by your phone all the time, but
691
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:07,720
now I realize you're just trying
692
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:10,560
to stay connected
to the people you can't be with.
693
00:35:10,720 --> 00:35:12,240
My family lives far away
694
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:15,960
so connecting on social media
has kind of become our thing.
695
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:17,040
Our tradition.
696
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:18,160
And Fleabo?
697
00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:20,240
Well, you're just a grump.
698
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:21,760
Got that right.
699
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:26,400
Beebo, Sprinkles. You were both
just trying to make people happier.
700
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:28,120
And that's not a bad thing!
701
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:29,840
We all just have to remember
702
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:32,840
that Christmas looks
different to everyone.
703
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:36,720
Because it encompasses
more than just one feeling.
704
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:38,360
From what I've seen in my travels
705
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,920
Christmas is made up
of all types of feelings:
706
00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:43,960
joy, nostalgia, melancholy.
707
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:45,520
Even sadness.
708
00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:50,600
So the real magic of Christmas is
that there's room for all of it.
709
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:53,480
How about fear?
Is there room for fear?
710
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:56,480
I'm afraid we're not gonna be
able to stop the Elfin-Mark-V.
711
00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:58,960
Nothing can stop the Elfin-Mark-V.
712
00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:02,400
Our only hope is to wait
for his battery to run out.
713
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:03,520
How long will that take?
714
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:06,640
Approximately 36 hours.
715
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:08,200
Thirty-six hours?
716
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:09,600
But we'll miss Christmas.
717
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:10,840
And we'll starve!
718
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:12,880
No one's going to starve.
719
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:17,600
My workshop always has an endless
supply of cookies and hot chocolate.
720
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:21,000
Yes! Hot chocolate fixes everything.
721
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:24,800
Chestnut milk?
722
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:28,120
Chestnut milk ruins everything.
723
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:31,760
Chestnut milk does ruin everything.
724
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:36,400
And I wonder if it could
ruin the Elfin-Mark-V.
725
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:38,920
The best way get it into his system
726
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,920
is to pour it directly into
his main oscillator tube.
727
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,120
And where's that?
728
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:44,440
His mouth.
729
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:47,800
One of us has to face that thing?
730
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:48,920
I'll do it.
731
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:50,920
I'm the one who filled that robot
732
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,400
with dangerous levels
of happiness and joy.
733
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:57,200
I'll be the one to feed him
a healthy does of reality.
734
00:36:57,560 --> 00:37:03,280
Reindeer, snowmen, ribbon! Mistletoe,
garland, cuddles! Cuddles! Cuddles!
735
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:05,880
Wait! I la-la-love cuddling.
736
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:09,280
But how about we start with
some yummy hot chocolate first?
737
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:10,960
Hot chocolate?
738
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:13,200
Sure. Drink it down!
739
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:20,040
Detaching chestnut milk,
chestnut milk.
740
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:24,880
Did it work?
741
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:29,520
- It worked.
- Yay!
742
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:32,280
I told you hot chocolate
fixes everything.
743
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:34,640
Oh no, Sprinkles.
744
00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:37,200
Your factory. It's been destroyed.
745
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:41,000
I don't care about that,
but what about all the toys?
746
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:44,880
How are we gonna fill the wishes
of all the girls and boys now?
747
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:49,040
From where I stand, I see
a team who can do anything.
748
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:50,280
You guys up for it?
749
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:51,560
- You got it!
- You bet!
750
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:53,920
Tonight is Christmas Eve
751
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:57,120
and that means tomorrow
we celebrate Christmas
752
00:37:57,560 --> 00:37:59,800
in all styles!
753
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:03,720
I la-la-la-la-la love the holidays
754
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:05,840
It's Christmas time
755
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:07,280
Beebo style
756
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:13,680
I la-la-la-la-la love the many ways
we celebrate this special day
757
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:15,080
We kept our word
758
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:16,720
Helped every child
759
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,360
Made new friends
760
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:20,040
This guy's named Kyle
761
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:21,520
We traveled north
762
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:23,240
Left with a bang
763
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:24,960
Then saved Christmas
764
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:26,640
No big 'thang
765
00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:29,520
Now we're atop Santa's sleigh
766
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:30,920
Singing duets
767
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,560
So take it away
768
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:35,840
It's Christmas time in Turbo fashion
769
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:39,280
My holidays are filled with passion
770
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:42,240
Shopping has become an art
771
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:45,480
You get in my way,
I'll tear you apart
772
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:48,720
Each year I'm back for more and more
773
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,320
You see me comin?
774
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:52,000
Get out of the store
775
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:55,200
It's Christmas time - ala Tweebo
776
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:58,320
Still on my phone
sending festive gifts
777
00:38:58,720 --> 00:39:01,440
but I'm talking GIF's.
778
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:03,320
It's Christmas time
779
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:04,920
Sprinkle's way
780
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:08,080
Lured the reindeer back with Hay
781
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:11,120
Rehired the elves at twice the pay
782
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:14,680
Not a bad way to end the day
783
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:19,520
I'm sorry, but I just don't sing.
784
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:21,000
Plus it's cold up here.
785
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:23,160
But it was quite a trip.
786
00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:26,800
And what Santa doesn't see,
Santa won't know.
787
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:28,440
Santa sees everything!
788
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:32,360
And while doing-it-all
is still a temptation
789
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:35,480
I'm gonna hand back
the Christmas narration.
790
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:38,320
Oh wow! My wish has come true.
791
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:41,800
To play second fiddle
to a fur ball of blue.
792
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:45,240
But still, it's an honor, for,
I'm sure that you've heard
793
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:48,360
the best gift of all is
to have the last w...
794
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:50,880
Merry Christmas, everyone!
795
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:53,720
Beebo la-la loves you.
796
00:40:03,744 --> 00:40:11,744
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