Original subtitles

Kimo. Has she dropped a yellow lady on anyone yet?

Not yet. But It won't bother me till she does.

Time to move, Skip.

This is some night.

I'm glad the department assigned you here to Hawaii.

Let's get on, kid.

Okay. Let's go. It's time to get me going.

Can you give this to the, third fella from the end?

I want the pink shirt and the

he's an orphan of mine.

Sure.

Thank

How'd it go? Nothing to it. How about you? Just a gig.

Let's go. Come on, Cliff. Let's ride.

Miley, why do you wanna see me out here at five in the morning?

It's really important, Les. I've got to talk to you.

Harris wants me to fill you in on a few things.

What's going on? What's that noise?

Give us a little room, fellas.

No.

Statement. The killings last night, sir.

Al, look.

Get the senator's good side with the building in the background.

Senator.

Go.

Senator, would you care to make a statement?

I just want to reassure the citizens of Hawaii that the

state crime committee will not be intimidated by

this brutal act of violence that took place last night.

I've lost three valuable investigators,

three fine men who were my friends,

dedicated public servants.

Their deaths would be dishonored if I in any way were

to waver in my commitment to the people of Hawaii to pursue these murderers.

Cut. Cut. Cut. Cut.

I'll change your lens, give you a nice close-up.

Probably got a point out.

Senator, senator.

You gotta be harder with this. I know it's a tragedy.

But when we wipe out this shit,

you'll be sitting in the governor's seat.

Okay.

Senator, are you saying that those

responsible for the deaths of your investigators are the same

men your committee has under investigation?

I've been on the telephone since three this morning

talking to the federal law enforcement agents.

It's my sworn determination to clean this up immediately.

In fact, we're meeting in a half an hour to discuss this situation with the governor.

Let the guilty be where.

Thank you, mister Kelly. Thank you, mister Kelly.

Excuse me, senator. Excuse me, sir. Sir.

Electronically, all communications have been checked out.

You think you can handle it? Piece of cake.

Driver, governor's mansion. Let's go.

Follow us. We'll leave you from the traffic.

Goddamn it, Jim. You can't be so reticent with the press.

You gotta loosen up, be heard.

You've got a great chance to be a hero, A hero of the voters.

Not a shit like this blossoms greatness, my friend.

If we broadcast what we're on to,

it'll turn to powder just as sure as hell right before our eyes.

Let's be patient, Paul. Patience.

You're the boss.

But let me handle your image with the media.

You know, if the Cajon is our man,

he's behind all this,

and we all have to be careful because it boils down to the

fact that you and I want to

live as much and as long as the next guy.

He's on the highway, half mile south of Sea Life Park.

Make your move

now.

What's this guy trying to prove?

What the fuck is he doing?

Hey, asshole. What the hell do you think you're doing?

Get out of the way.

Over.

Get out of the way.

Alright, driver. He's pulled on the passive.

Come on. Let's go.

My

god.

The guy on on the skateboard did Step back.

We know all of them, man.

I didn't do anything. Wait. Wait a minute.

Some gag, Unico?

Yeah. Too much, daddy.

Yes, sir. I talked with Harris last night.

He left London this morning and landed in Washington two hours ago.

He's on his way out here to Los Angeles by Navy jet.

He should be here at any second now.

Yes, sir. I'll be glad to keep you informed.

We got a real bastard on our hands with this

Prime organization that won't quit,

and I've got a green light to go.

This is gonna be touchy.

Touchy? Worry about touching. What do you got?

Another massacre by those creeps?

They've already taken out a senator and his aide and three

of the best agents in the island and one of their wives.

Let's cut the bullshit. What do we have?

Alright, g. Let her go.

Now the computer has kicked out six names.

Two of them are in jail.

One of them was killed last night in a gunfight in

Argentina.

The other three are clean, but they're flaky as hell.

They're all flaky. Who else would do this? Who's this guy?

This guy goes by the name of Geronimo Hayes,

and he's supposed to be good.

Next. Next.

We need an organizer,

some stud who can put together a real hardass mean unit.

This guy's name is Drew Savano. Drew Savano.

I know him.

He's killed everybody he ever dealt with.

He's nothing but trouble.

He's the best they've got.

You're damn right he is. You know where to find him? Jeff.

Well, we've got a location on him.

You want us to go with you, Harris?

Hell no. You eat your lunch.

Mister Harris?

Yes?

Come on in.

Joe's expecting you.

Sybil, why don't you go in there and fire up that sauna?

This is not gonna take long,

and I'll I'll come in and join you in a few minutes.

I'd be in the jacuzzi all

morning, and I'll be a prune by midnight.

Arris, have a seat.

You haven't changed a bit.

The whole damn animal kingdom right by the ass.

You always were a neuro, son of a bitch.

That's my style. I know.

You heard about the multiple killings in Hawaii?

Read this.

Eris, we don't have to read this. I know all about it.

And, I'll tell you what.

You don't need me. You need the US Marines.

I'm looking for a tight group with a lot of imagination,

you and whoever you pick to get the job done.

Done.

No arrests, no jacking around,

just a quick clean, no news wipeout.

You lean on them and you walk away.

Is that all you want?

You don't slip a goddamn word.

You just move on the bastards, and nobody nobody ever knows.

But you can't tell me a bunch of tell you?

Watch my mouth.

These are the worst mothers we've ever dealt with.

They're contract murderers, extortionists, guerrilla

fighters, weapons experts, you name it.

They are hardcore.

They know the islands.

They know how to move and how to kill.

You gonna go with me?

Our policy is total hands off.

So my ass is on the line again.

That's a chance I'll have to take.

And that is why you picked Drew Savano.

The computer picked Drew Savano.

I certainly hope that your computer knows that I have a

lifestyle I have to maintain.

You have to hit the right buttons,

and you have to come up with the right numbers.

Like,

let's say a seven,

and then a comma,

and then three zeros.

One more comma, and then three more zeros.

Zeroes. Period.

I'll take care of my mothering in. You see to yours.

You got it, pal.

Silva Milas, how many times do I have to tell you that you you can't be

taken off your clothes in front of company?

You mean I can't do this?

I

tell you, we see we got a problem.

Sibyl, I think you need a nose job.

Really for the taste. It feels so good.

Well, look

You're still leading a hard life,

Simple girls just do what they can.

I think much better when I'm relaxed.

Look, I'd like to talk to you a lot.

This is Jenny.

Hello.

She's a pro, and she goes with me wherever I go.

I'll go fix this up and call for drinks.

I got a little business I wanna talk over with you.

You know, I always like to listen to what you've got to say.

Alexa, could you use some bucks?

Sure could.

But this time, I'd like to have enough left over so I could,

keep you for a while.

Here it is, and it's a toughie.

I'm in.

Your man is Ronald Kahala.

You'll find him living on the island of Kauai,

but you have to look hard for this bastard.

That's why they call him the hermit.

Extortion, loan sharking, gambling,

the hermit's big rig is right off the top in this field.

Ask anybody in the islands about his way of doing business.

The son of a bitch is in the class all his own when it comes to persuasion.

Once you get a good look at this guy,

you'll never forget him.

And he's just as mean as he is ugly.

He likes to do his own killing, so you watch out.

The hermit considers a good advertising.

Emphasize that he just enjoys the hell out of it.

Three years ago, he was just another tourist aboard a commercial jet over

the Mediterranean.

Bijackers took command, forced a landing. There was a fire.

Gullah's wife died in his arms.

The terrorists took him with them.

He became one of them for a while.

And then he hired out as a hitman in Paris.

And now he's on the islands collecting money.

There's, there's just one thing that'll bring him down off his mountain into the open.

Girls.

And if I remember correctly, Alexa,

that's where you shine.

Hello, Drew.

Howdy, cowboy.

You still hanging on to that hundred acres? Tooth and nail.

It's a nice looking horse you got there. Ought to be.

You paid fifty dollars for him.

Cowboy.

That the only horse you got?

Yeah. Right now it is.

Still got my plans for my thousand acre ranch, though.

Well,

hey.

This whole place is gonna be concrete.

Right over that hill there.

Greatest thousand acre ranch you ever saw.

Damn condominium's moving in so fast.

I have to go in every once in a while and shoot out a few signs,

scare the bastards away long enough till I can get some

money to buy it.

Cowboy,

I got a job for you.

What's the job?

Well, you draw ticket number two.

It's a young fella named Butterfly.

Cowboy, your target is Arthur Chester

Lincoln. They call him Butterfly.

He's trademark, the errant wings of happiness.

Except the rush he starts leaves a lot of fallen flyers.

For visibility, he's a big surfer,

which makes him very popular with a young crowd.

But what his hip little legion doesn't know is that they all

wind up buying indirectly from the butterfly.

He's into every avenue of drug trade in the islands,

dealing in anything that will turn a profit.

You name it.

From a kid's first tote to PCP, nitrates, hypnotics, cocaine, and heroin.

He gets the newcomers going with his freebies,

and then he sucks them dry.

Trust the butterfly.

You're gonna be on a good trip.

This first one's on me.

You're gonna enjoy this one. It's gonna be good.

All right. Let's do it.

I trust you, Butterfly. Anything you say, man.

Cowboy, I don't have to tell you your man is also responsible in one

way or another for all the OD deaths that are on the rise.

That's some butterfly.

I see you're still wearing that,

medal from the sixty four championship.

Yep, Drew. It's my good luck piece.

Boy, that was a long time ago.

Can you still do it?

Well, I might be a little rusty,

but I can still handle it.

Hey. Look. I need the car, man.

I you know, I have to do this race. I need the money.

Come on.

Come on. T. King.

Hey.

How you doing,

My crew got drunk last night,

and they were thrown in the slammer.

Right?

So I end up at first the buck,

the owner's tired ass secretary,

and I'll pour out half with sun.

No. I'm talking about my sun that way.

And look, will you just do the windshields for me, okay?

Just clean the windshields?

I don't do windows. You should know that.

Yeah. You know, you're telling me.

Okay, now let's do it. Okay.

Hey.

Come on, Billy.

I mean, how long is it gonna be, man? Is is the car ready?

It's Helen ready. You get it? Is Helen ready?

You ask if the car

Yeah.

Look. Has this car got any chance of winning?

Is the pope Catholic? Is the pope Catholic?

Is Ben gay?

See, when she says, is the pope a Catholic, I say,

is Ben gay?

Give me a break.

Good luck Hey, well, you don't say good luck to a racer Say

stand on it or something He's standing

on it Same place You got

I'll have one.

One of what?

One of everything.

Still traveling in Fast Lane,

Hey.

Hey.

Listen. Haven't you ever heard of Alexander Graham Bell?

I mean, can't you use a telephone?

Look, man.

You really psyched me up when you showed up out there.

I was just trying to get your attention.

Well, you got it.

TK Ramsey, Superfly of Orange County Raceway talking at you.

I got something for you, TK.

Yeah. I was born in the night, but not last night's room.

Look. I could get killed knowing you.

Well, you jump higher and run faster than anybody I know,

and I need that.

Akito Chin,

known by all as simply mister Chin.

Weekends for anyone in Honolulu looking after his fleet,

where he's beginning to get a stranglehold on the docks

with his shipping conglomerate.

Transporting and selling guns, dope people, whatever.

When it comes to discipline in the ranks,

no one does it like Kim.

Kim, I have a job for you.

Mister Fong came up four cases of guns short.

We gotta teach him a lesson.

Listen.

Pick up his son at the Kailani School today

and shoot off his kneecap.

Either one, dummy.

I don't care. Now you get on with it.

Life itself means absolutely nothing to Chen.

He once ordered a boatload of illegal refugees blown to

pieces rather than be apprehended by the coastal authorities.

All of Chin's important meetings usually take place on

Kauai.

He has his own private golf course there,

and he never misses his Saturday and Sunday rounds.

Coast Guard is making problems for us.

They're under the gunshipping, mister Chin.

Hey. Listen. Don't worry. They can be deterred.

Now Calhoun has promised us this,

and he's gonna jam the radio until we get the shipment through.

Okay?

I don't know. I know. Listen.

You better get that shipment through on time.

Take care of them in your own way, TK,

but remember those refugees.

I wouldn't mind seeing this man explode.

Now whatever you got there has to be reliable.

What's your range on that new weapon?

That was eight miles.

Eight miles? Eight miles.

Maybe more.

You see, the Russians developed this missile.

It's a marvelous scientific accomplishment.

But science only enters into it on a very fundamental level.

Getting the victim in the precise target area at the precise time, Is

he

orderly

and

precise?

Is he orderly and precise?

Is he fair of shit in the woods?

Very good. Very good.

Oh, true.

Speaking of things animalistic,

what do you think would be the scientific

result of crossing an onion and a donkey?

Why don't you just go ahead and tell me?

Most of the time, of course,

you're gonna get an onion with large, floppy ears.

Ears.

But on occasion, dear friend, on occasion,

you will get a piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.

George Kioki McDowell.

He's made the order for you.

Here are the stock certificates, mister McDowell.

I think you'll find them all in order.

A master at money and points manipulation here is a badass,

perfectly tailored for your complicated routines.

This guy McDowell is a financial wizard of the organization,

and he's got a real death lock on certain public officials

because of money he controls.

Easy mocks for his bribes.

As a result, Keoki Macdonald has been the hidden man in almost every

shady land deal and building scandal in these islands in the

past five years.

Good afternoon, miss Mendelsso. Nice to see you.

Oh, by the way, professor,

his daily routine includes a few stops certain as sunrise.

I'm here, mister McDowell.

McDowell is in the results business.

His way is direct and brutal.

Have the escrow documents by Tuesday Do it.

I'll do it.

Or you'll take your eye home in a bag.

Don't hurt me.

Do you understand?

Well, that's it for the mainland.

The rest of the seven are already in Hawaii.

But unless we move fast on this,

there might not be any so called paradise here anymore.

All of these islands would fall under a shadow,

from Honolulu here to Hilo, Lahaina, up to Lihue, every place.

Their plan is to destroy what is here and cultivate a new

First, out of fear and intimidation,

the tourist business would drop off to nothing.

And as soon as that happens,

the element we're after closes in for the big kill to prey on

a collapsing economy.

Hey, man. You're breaking up the profits.

I stay in shape any way I can, Drew.

Hello, Drew. Hello, Ed.

Let's see now. You didn't arrive on a cruise.

You're not a tourist type. A girl?

Probably, but, not necessarily.

How's your head?

My head and hands are working fine, Drew.

It's good.

It's good. I need him.

So I'm not, playing that game anymore.

Tell me, did you, did you ever hear of a mister

Lee, a mister Chin, a Keoki

McDowell, a butterfly,

a hermit, the kahuna?

Casting a Hawaiian horror story?

The man, Ed, is Wally La, commonly called mister Lee.

But there's nothing common about this one.

His office is a penthouse of the Hawaii building where he's

amassing one of the finest art collections in the world,

all items stolen from museums, traded for lives, power,

the whole range of illegal influences.

What you have in there for me, mister Hamill?

Mister Lee, this is one of the world's finest pieces of porcelain from

the Ming dynasty.

Surrounded by bodyguards,

mister Lee is the one figure who provides all the contacts

for the combine in Southeast Asia.

Very nice gesture.

With offices in Hong Kong, Saigon, even Hanoi.

That's the thing I was looking for for my collection.

I really appreciate it, gentlemen.

Oh, there's one special thing you should know about him.

He works four hours a day on the one art he doesn't have to

steal, kung fu.

You're on. Let's call it charity for us Hawaiians.

Well, that's more better, brother. Okay.

Besides myself, there's one more contact to make on the island of Kauai,

a well guarded chosen outpost,

so you don't come here with your name.

Aloha. My name is Howard.

Right.

Mister Charles Howard from Vermont,

we've been expecting you.

That's right. Is that is that my car there?

Yes. It is.

Let's have a couple of beers here.

I got a joke for this lady who's gonna knock that bitch right off.

Oh, I see you heard it already.

How you doing?

He just sent music back a hundred and fifty years.

I knew you'd say that. Love you. How are you? How are you?

Good. Good. Can I sit?

Yeah. Please. Hey. Come on. Hey. I like your dress.

Thank you. Came with the earring.

So a long and a happy life,

I didn't believe you when you said that.

Drew, this is Devil's Island. Nothing matters here.

Boy, I tell you what.

I got something that matters, but,

I didn't wanna talk to you about it until you get yourself together.

I'm together?

Hey. Good look at me here.

I'm on the critical list of Jack LaLanne, but I'm together.

If I was to ask you who is the biggest hitman on this island,

who would you say?

Kimo Maderas.

You wanna go to work? Kimo Maderas?

Kimo himself?

Yeah. Why not?

If they take me out,

we could chalk up a big one for the good guys.

Look. You know, your bartender is, is nothing but ears.

He's alright. He's a pineapple.

You got him.

Kimo Maderas, the hitman,

always seems to have somebody on his payroll.

Kimo points his finger, and his extra hands get the

job done.

His legitimate friend is booking acts for clubs lining

up town, but his real specialty is human persuasion.

Case in point, the senator, his assistant,

three of his best investigators,

and one of their wives, all dead in less than twelve hours.

Take the bastard out.

The kahuna, the expert.

His real name, Daniel Sakura Carmine Hoffman.

His distinctive feature is information,

lucrative government leaks.

When Oahu, he owns an unassuming electronics firm and firm and

plays the electronics game to the hilt.

The Kahuna can lay a wiretap on just about any top government post in Hawaii.

For privileged facts, that can cost people's lives.

You call yourself a bodyguard? Hey. You wanna try me sometime?

Kahuna's information is the reason behind these seven scums

staying ahead of the investigations.

And Kahuna's organization operates with the

relentlessness of a tying bomb.

So from here, we move fast.

Tomorrow, we all meet at Ed Parker's house outside

Honolulu.

But first, there's just one little visit I wanna make for just one sunny

moment in paradise.

How long you been waiting?

All my life.

All your life,

Come

Drow.

Thanks, Pete.

Yeah.

The The department has wind of your presentation and wants to

pursue a more conventional approach.

Jesus Christ, Harris. Don't you ever go to sleep?

We're only interested in landing the big fish account.

The balance of the subscribers will fall into line.

We have a contact there who'll get in touch with you and let

you know what steps should be taken.

Well, I'll tell you what, partner. I got your steps.

You know what I mean?

Are all your personnel there?

Everybody but the professor,

and, he should be at LA airport just about now.

Great. Thank you.

Do you have reservations?

A few, but I'll fly your airlines anyway.

Okay. Hey.

There you are. Have a nice flight.

Thank you.

We'll be in touch.

Darling, get up. We're checking out.

Right this way, sir. Thank you.

Sir, I'm sorry.

I'm gonna have to check this out.

Oh, let me help you.

Hey, John, will you look at this? Come here.

Oh,

my God.

Mister, I've seen some pretty perverted things,

but this is the worst.

It's a crazy

Fuck. You serious.

Do me a favor, will you?

I'm on the next plane to Hawaii.

Check her.

Oh my god.

Too much.

TK.

Been a long time, TK.

That's right, cowboy.

I think about you, though,

every time I see that television show that comes out of Los Angeles.

It's about your people. Do you ever watch it?

I don't watch the idiot box cowboy. What's the show called?

Bowling for Watermelon.

Again. And again. Oh, you really like that, Uncle.

You know, with one more IQ point, you'd be a treat.

Good to see you, TK. TK. It's good to see you too, Redneck.

How you been making it? Good. Give me five.

Help me. Good.

Now, darling, come in what?

That's it.

Here you go, little darling.

Stick some of this down your neck.

Well, thank you.

How long you been a masseuse?

Ever since I gave my first massage.

Well, here's to deep fingers.

And touching the right spots.

Oh, you gotta watch him, boy.

He's been down on everything but the Titanic.

And you got everything.

I thought so until last month someone gave me this vibrator.

I just can't use it. Why not? It keeps chipping my teeth.

Chipping you?

Okay.

As an old adage, it kinda sums us up, I think.

Take a chance, and he'll never suffer what it is to be bored.

Don't, and the goddamn rent will eat you alive,

which is right where we are today.

And it's such a jabbies. Jabies. Alright.

Can you dig it? Look at this here. Look at me, man.

Can you dig this? Look at this.

This is how we come together, us. Seven. Plus one for Jenny.

It might be the greatest mismatch of the century,

but I think I see some real brotherhood here.

Well, let me fill you in a little bit on this thing.

First of all, it's no ordinary cleanup job.

And we're not dealing with a bunch of dummies from the underworld.

These guys know enough about this island,

so they're gonna go out there and grab off an outlying hotel

and probably kill enough hostages to make the biggest

headline of the goddamn decade.

You see, the man, the big man, the kahuna,

is running the whole show himself.

And he's got six of Kimo's hardest dudes pulling the trigger.

And there's also a a little gentleman named mister Chen who

is furnishing the weapons.

You see, all of these seven, your seven,

are involved in this thing,

and they're gonna cash in when it's over.

Example.

Keoki McDowell.

He's gonna pick up all the plunging real estate because a

land on these islands ain't gonna be worth a damn plugged

nickel after they're through.

Then, then there's one other little thing.

My contact, mister Harris,

tells me he's got an agent babysitting us, and,

I don't have any idea who it is.

So this is the last time we meet as a unit.

From now on, it's top security. You understand?

Alright. Today's Thursday.

Our mission ends at twelve thirty,

Sunday.

And our mission begins no later than twelve o'clock on that same Sunday.

So in a half hour, all seven of them fall.

Right? That's right.

Because if we're gonna get this thing done,

we're gonna get it done quick.

Once we take out one of them bastards,

we gotta wipe out the rest of them in thirty minutes.

Okay. The professor and I get the, details worked out.

Alexa, you,

TK, Kinsella, and a professor are

gonna be on Kauai.

So you meet at Looma High Point, two o'clock.

Fill him in, professor.

Okay.

Drew has outlined the problem.

Here's the solution.

Now we have two days left for preparation.

Jenny will buy a convertible, paint it,

and have it ready for Drew.

Alexa will outfit an office maintenance truck for Ed

Parker, and I'll finish my own work on the gas gun.

Every step has been calculated and checked.

It is far more vital to perfect the evolution of an act of

determination than the actual moment of impact,

as I like to call it.

Order and sequence will simply not fail us.

Follow each step precisely,

and you'll come through this with your ass in one piece.

And by the way, professor,

Cowboy and Jenny would rent a car and follow Kimo.

Those two bodyguards of yours have to be taken out.

There goes Kimo and his boys in that long black car there.

Is that all they ever call you is cowboy?

What's your first name?

Drugstore.

I think you're nuts.

There's still a lot to do. Hey. Take it easy. Will you?

I got it all in that.

We took care of the senator and his boys, didn't we? Alright.

It's your show. Kimo, don't work.

Hey. That's really some tomato back there.

Some crude looking broad, bro.

How'd you like some of that, Liv?

I bet you like to take her back with you,

Come on, dinosaur breath.

Pay the man. Let's get going.

Okay. Tell me. Keep the jeans. Hey. Hey, man. Hey.

Thank you, man. You have a good day.

Some big old black machine there.

You got lots of those cars over here?

Hey. What you say, man? Let's speak louder.

Let this thing go in. That old car going yonder.

Oh, you know them? That's about the chemo.

I've been taking care of the car ever since they got it.

You know, bulletproof and all that kind of stuff.

No big thing.

Babe called Drew at the hotel. You know how he's registered.

Yeah. I gotcha.

Charles Howard, please.

He's checked out? Miss, are you sure?

You bitch.

Did you tell Drew about the bulletproofing?

He's gone, cowboy. Checked out.

Oh, boy.

Hey.

Why don't you come go with us and watch me make love to this

pretty little heifer?

Cowboy, you really are a pervert.

Hey, Skip. Give me five. Give me six. Give me seven.

Give me eight. Being black is being great. Sit down.

Word comes down. You want her to see me. That's right.

We're gonna have a little celebration

and drink to my, new career.

Which is? Show business all the way, baby.

I'm gonna sell this

joint.

Kimo just might be able to give you a good offer.

That's why I invited you over.

See, I figured maybe you could pick yourself up a finder's fee.

How come you're so big on it? Because I want something too.

Kimo can give me twenty weeks in a lounge in Vegas.

Can you hack it?

Yeah. Sure. I can hack it.

But only Kimo can tell me that.

So you want me to bring Kim over here to hear you?

Yeah. Right. That's what he'll tell me straight out.

Pick a day.

Do it Sunday.

Yeah. Twelve o'clock?

He'll be here. You got it.

Dynamite.

Thanks, sister. Thank you, baby.

It's this game. Yeah.

Oops. Pardon me.

It's perfectly alright.

It's always a pleasure to see a pretty girl.

Thank you.

May I talk with you?

Sure.

May I ask what brings you to Kauai so early this morning?

To beat the tourist.

I enjoy the peace, and I like to be alone.

Good afternoon, sir. How are you?

Hello. More coffee? Yes. Thank you. Thank you.

Excuse me. Excuse me. Yes?

Could you tell me what time are you through working?

Eleven o'clock. Eleven o'clock? Isn't that marvelous?

You think I could meet you at eleven o'clock?

Well, I don't date any of the customers.

Oh, no. No. Listen.

I don't mean to insult you, but you see, I'm here alone, and I,

you know, the local customs and thing.

I please.

I'll think about it.

You think about it. I'll be here.

Hey.

You know, you ruined my thing.

I'm sorry.

I Sorry.

Quick, monkey.

Alright, Roy.

What? What?

You've been hanging around here a lot lately. No.

I don't know what your game is.

But you stay out of my way. Okay.

Jenny, we just gotta think about this.

How about something to drink?

Ginny, I don't know what we're gonna do about Kimo's bodyguards.

I don't either, cowboy.

Just driving around that big old bulletproof tank.

I got it.

Got what?

More shoes. What do you mean more shoes?

Come on, I'll show you. Okay.

Says here you're qualified.

And the law says I've gotta believe it.

Take a good look at me, pops.

Can't you see I qualify for just about anything?

And I'm not interested in

chompers over this way.

Listen, when's the last time you get it up?

The summer of seventy two Really,

you should go in for a transplant

You cute little thing you

Okay.

Make yourself comfortable.

The Camoona's gonna be the tough one to get out with that

skateboard Nutty always has around.

The little bastards just slippery enough to cause problems.

This dancer here, they call Maile.

Who the hell is she?

Some of the professor go for, I bet.

Doesn't make you a bad person.

Check him out, Skater.

And stay with him. I wanna know what he's doing.

I've got something for you.

What?

What the hell is that?

Chili oyster egg, baby. What? It can't hurt you.

It says, well, it can. You can eat it.

Let me see that.

Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.

Get up, everybody. Today is a big pipeline.

Big waves up today.

Competitions from all over the world.

And don't forget, later this afternoon,

we hit those colossal wave rides down the road from the

North Shore.

Judging on wave selection, ride, and technique,

you're gonna see action today, Sunday, big Sunday,

by the absolute pick of internationally known stars.

Out on the bids. Bad luck, cowboy.

It's all we need is a little bad luck.

You know, I really don't understand all of this,

but I know one thing.

I like you a lot.

Well, when this is all over,

we'll spend a little time on the ranch.

Well, try to understand.

It.

You know, when we were when we were in Vietnam,

we were killing folks we didn't even know for a few bucks a month.

Last week, a senator and three of his aids and one of the wives were killed.

God knows who they'll get next.

Life don't mean much to these tumblebugs.

Gotta take them

out.

It stinks.

We all stink.

Remember, you're just a decoy.

Do what I'll tell you, and you won't get hurt.

Why in the hell would you wear that thing on the top of your head?

I'm a waitress. If you're a waitress, you gotta have this.

Someday, I'm gonna be in Beverly Hills and work in one of those fancy places.

I'm gonna work in a good station and rake in the tips.

Maybe get some dude with a Rolls Royce.

I'm gonna be the best waitress in the whole damn world.

I'm sure you are.

I had a great time.

Well, I'm gonna call you every hour.

I hope so. Okay.

Gotcha last.

Here comes O'Kimo

right on time.

He's going over to Kauai to catch Godzilla's act.

Skip, I want you to come with me. Like this? Just like that.

Come on.

Goddamn. Skip's going with him.

So he's gonna have his hands full now.

I didn't expect to see you again.

Oh, it's you.

How did you get here?

By helicopter. Do you own this place? Yes.

I'm doing a botanical study.

You have some wonderful plants here.

Not many people have ever seen my garden. Come.

Thank you.

Gentlemen,

I have something to discuss with you.

Our receipts are way down,

and I wanna know the reason why.

Lynn, what happened to the gold shipment you have promised me

haven't been coming in?

It's been delayed a bit, mister Lee, sir. It'll be in soon.

It better be here soon.

Sammy

and Mike, you couldn't smuggle your ass out of a massage parlor.

What happened to the antique?

We have some problem with the coast guard, sir.

The Kahuna promised to clear this problem up.

The Kahuna better do more than that.

I have a lot of money on that antique. I better have it.

Carl, you've been stealing from me.

Boss, I haven't been stealing from you.

You son of a bitch. You know what I'm gonna do with you?

I'm gonna make some pineapple sundae out of you.

No. No. No. No. No.

Give me some pineapple.

Alrighty, you bastard.

You better get the hell out of here.

By next week, you better shape up,

or there's gonna be a real funeral.

It might be yours.

Go.

Sometime within the next twenty four hours,

a and his hitters are gonna take over a hotel and wipe out

a lot of people.

Which hotel?

Which island? We don't know.

We have to do our number now or it's too late.

That's the old switcheroo game, trading cars and colors.

The kahuna and skater have never seen my new yellow convertible.

Kinsell and TK are on Kauai. So is the professor and Alexa.

Cowboys here on Oahu along with Ed Parker and me.

We're strung out over a lot of territory.

I just hope to hell everybody has their act together.

Listen, Dave.

Somebody very important is gonna be by about an hour.

I want good service. I know mister Kimo.

How'd you know that?

I worked for him.

Oh, yeah?

Yes, sir. Where's big Sammy? His mother-in-law's sick.

He asked me to fill in for him in the next couple hours.

Glad to hear about that. Fill it up, will you? Yes, sir.

How's that going again? What a body.

Wow, Rush. It's here again, man.

What'd you think about that, Rock?

What would it do if you were on a deserted island of that broad cliff?

You too old for that, Cliff?

Hey. What happened to the air conditioning?

Cliff, open the window.

Hey. I'll open the window.

Hey. What's happening? The window doesn't work.

You can't

Takes a pretty good horse, little girl,

if you're gonna win the race.

Because when it comes to the game of life,

there ain't no second place.

You done good, little darling.

Darling.

Hi, boys. Hi, dear, boss.

Just remember our bold. Attack, survive.

That's the name of the game.

There'll be plenty of money,

buckets for it, once we're airlifted out of here.

There'll be no deals,

no negotiations,

and no concessions.

This is gonna be one of the biggest heists in the history of the world.

Oh, by the way, boys, wear your deck shoes.

We're gonna have plenty of blood on them floors.

I lost some coho, How's that going?

I can't cover all the hotel exits.

Come on. I don't have time for this. Let's go.

Somebody got it.

Go get me some tea, dummy.

Holy, where do you think you're going?

I'm going toilet, boss.

What the hell are you on?

You, mister Lee.

We'll see about that.

Here I am.

Very good, mister Lee.

We expect.

I,

my ass.

Wow.

White and I will watch these international serving

competitors in a truly outstanding meeting.

We've had great surf and a number of excellent rides.

These are the last few waves if there is less than a minute

left now in this championship competition here today.

There's that butterfly son of a bitch now.

Cowboy?

I think I'd like to change it to something fit to kill.

I'd like to watch that.

Please help me. Come on. Please. Good luck to you.

Please. I'm I'm hurting, man. Help me.

Hey. This looks like a Target.

Oh, we like to think of it as Pop Art, but you're right.

It does look like a Target.

You are right. It's paradise here.

I come to give you a hundred dollars and let us take your

picture wearing that T shirt on a surfboard.

Oh, I don't want any money. Wait a minute.

Hey, Sherry. Get yourself a picture.

Hey. I got a lit of great Maui Wowi.

While they're taking the picture,

why don't you guys come on over to my place?

Come on. Let's go.

I think I'll go right up here on top of the hill and take your picture.

I didn't catch some big waves then.

I wanna catch some small ones. Make yourself comfortable.

Hi. You must be cowboy.

I'm Myle.

I work for Harris.

He told me to contact Drew, but I can't find him.

He's not at the hotel I know any Drew or Harris.

Why don't you have a seat, mister Lee,

either fell or was thrown from his Hawaii building penthouse

only minutes ago.

Meanwhile, an unexplained gas station explosion in which the owner

was found gagged and five thousand dollars in bills

stuffed into a set of radio headphones still has police wondering.

I bet you don't know anything about that, do you?

Excuse me. I have some business to take care of.

Hello. The anchorage.

May I speak to Rhonda, please?

Thank you

Hello?

Hello, baby How's your silly string?

Hi, professor How are you doing?

Good Good What's happening?

I get off at eleven Good I'll see you at the same place Look,

I've gotta go.

Mr.

McDowell is here Goodbye, baby Good afternoon, Mr.

McDowell

Scater, what's that guy doing out there?

Old bastard's here with a check.

I think he's gotta get down with it right here on the freeway.

Holy mackerel, Charlie.

Come on, Tex.

I don't have no time. We're late. Let's keep moving.

Hey. Thank you, mister Maderas. I I really appreciate it.

Let's get it on, man. I don't got all day.

Yeah. Yeah. Thank you, Skip.

Hey. There you go, mother.

She I was walking down the beach the other day near the

ocean, because that's where you generally find the beach, near the ocean.

Yeah.

I was looking for some ashtrays in their wild state,

and this cat come up to me and he said, hey, man.

I took that as a compliment.

And then another cat came up to me and said, meow.

It was a real cat. Can you dig it?

Okay, mister Chen.

I got a shaft for your ass.

Give me five, give me six, give me seven, give me eight. Yeah.

Being black, being gray. You know what I'm talking about?

Now a lot of people say, man, you can't be black, you're white.

I say, man, you can be anything you wanna be, it's America.

You wanna become a Jew, you convert.

You wanna change the color of your hair, you bleach it.

You wanna be black, man, just say you black.

Man, I know I can't change my color.

Hey, Luke. Just play along with me.

You can pick up this place, will you?

Close your eyes. Stick them up. Yeah.

Currently, the weather at Hanalei Bay is seventy eight degrees.

Humidity, forty one percent.

Wind south southwest at six knots. Thank you.

Adios, asshole.

Molly,

-You wanted to get your rocks off.

This should do it.

Miley's sending out a red alert.

I wonder what the hell's up.

I don't know about that alert call, boss.

You know, you gotta be careful trusting a dancing bitch working both sides.

Charlie, Miley is alright.

She's the best no good broad I've ever known.

Take a look at that.

Shit. Bulletproof.

Charlie, she blew up.

Sorry about that, honey.

What is that? What's a hang glider doing here?

The beaver's going.

Hello are you mothers.

Come on, Skoda.

Go get him.

I want this son of a bitch packed on ice.

Don't worry, Kahuna. I'll get him.

You win a few and you lose a few, skater.

I got one black brother. He wanted to become white.

He kissed a frog. The frog became a fairy.

The fairy said you got two wishes.

He said I wanna be lily white. And he was lily white.

Red hair, little freckles, and blue eyes.

She said you got one more wish.

She says I never wanna have to work another day in my life.

And he was black again. Give me five.

Give me six. Give me seven. Give me eight. Yeah.

Being black's being great. Hey.

I'm gonna play a little song for you on my little horn that

you're gonna really dig.

Showtime.

After playing ready, we're about four minutes away.

Come on, Charlie.

Give it a little gas,

Case Navion, flight five zero five.

Yes, sir.

Look, I need a plane.

My wife has had a bad accident on Kauai,

and I gotta get over here.

It's an emergency, and,

would you help me, please?

Okay.

Bonnie, take him out to Leslie's plane right away, please.

K. Come this way.

Have a nice day, mister McDonald.

The creep of the plane. I want them.

Yes, sir.

Hey, I'm renting your bike for a while, pal.

Thanks,

I think he's still breathing.

Sorry. I'm in court. Get a doctor. Get a doctor. Hurry.

Where is he?

Dottie Anne, I hurt real bad.

Well, get a band aid, you bastard.

You have the right to remain silent.

And anything you say may be held against you in a court of law.

You got the right to an attorney If you can't

dummy.

Take him to his boat right away.

What happened?

It's nothing. What's happening?

Take it out that way. Let's go.

Come on.

Alexa, take this thing to Luma High Point.

The professor should be there.

What? I'm hurt real bad, boss.

Okay. Okay. Sit right here. I'll go get you some first aid.

Okay, boss.

No. No.

Mayday. This is to Kahuna.

Attention all units. Six men dead.

Operation still in effect.

I will leave the assault tomorrow.

Goodbye.

You know, pal, you never cease to amaze me.

How do you know the first guy on that boat wasn't the Kahuna?

You see, the one thing I knew about the Kahuna was everything he did was left handed.

Everything.

The first dude on that boat was a righty.

I'll tell you what we're gonna do.

Let's get our helmets polished, then get out of this business.

Aces, man.

Hey, you guys. We've got one more stop on this tour.

Cowboy's lucky metal stopped My Lay's bullet.

Harris thought My Lay was his age,

so he had her check up on us.

He didn't figure she'd sell out to the other side.

Cowboy, do you mind if I see your head a moment?

Alexa, she's mine.

Miley She's got a bang for yellow

Aloha.

Allow me, baby.