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HEY, THANKS FOR GOING ON THE YARN FACTORY TOUR

WITH ME, ROGER.

I WISH YOU'D TOLD ME YOU WERE ALLERGIC TO WOOL.

IT'S NOT JUST THE WOOL.

YOUR BEAUTY ALSO MAKES MY THROAT CLOSE.

OH... OH, ROGER.

GOOD THING I'M NOT ALLERGIC TO SUGAR.

OH, ROGER,

HOW DID YOU EVER BECOME A MAILMAN?

WELL, ACTUALLY, IT CAME TO ME NATURALLY.

IN HIGH SCHOOL, I WAS VOTED

"MOST LIKELY TO HAVE A JOB INVOLVING THICK SHOES."

LOOK AT THIS ARM... NOT ONE MUSCLE.

WELL, ROGER, YOU'RE BORING ME TO TEARS,

SO I GUESS I SHOULD GET... OH, NO KISSING.

HEY, ROGER!

GOSH, HOW ABOUT THAT NEW ZIP CODE IN BREWSTER?

IT'S A DOOZY, HUH?

BERG, IS THERE SOMETHING YOU NEED?

YEAH, IS THERE SOMETHING YOU NEED?

OH, GOSH.

WELL, FOR STARTERS,

A FLASH FIRE NEAR YOUR FACE WOULD BE NICE.

I DON'T CARE THAT I'M WEARING GOOD CLOTHES,

'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA THROW DOWN RIGHT NOW.

YEAH, BRING... BRING IT ON.

OKAY, OKAY. ROGER... ROGER, CALM DOWN.

I'LL CALL YOU LATER, ALL RIGHT?

OKAY.

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?

I'M JEALOUS, OKAY? IT WORKED.

NOW, TIME TO GET RID OF ROGER.

I LIKE ROGER. WELL, YOU LOVE ME.

Y-YEAH, R-RIGHT.

IRENE, I-I HAVE DONE...

EVERYTHING I CAN TO GET YOU BACK.

WELL, YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY!

YOU HURT ME, BERG, YOU HURT ME VERY BADLY,

AND I CAN'T GET OVER IT WITH YOU ALWAYS BOTHERING ME!

I CAN'T JUST DO NOTHING!

MY... MY CHARM, IT BUBBLES UP INSIDE OF ME.

I HAVE TO LET IT OUT.

IT'S GOT TO COME OUT ONE END OR THE OTHER.

BERG, YOU'RE NOT MAKING THINGS BETTER.

YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME MY SPACE.

YOU'RE FILLING YOUR SPACE WITH ROGER.

YES, BECAUSE HE'S FUN, AND HE'S DECENT,

AND HE MAKES ME FEEL GOOD!

HE'S MY FUZZY SLIPPERS.

AND WHEN I'M WITH HIM,

I DON'T THINK ABOUT YOU KISSING THAT OTHER GIRL'S...

OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

I WOULD RATHER YOU THINK ABOUT THAT

THAN NOT THINK ABOUT ME AT ALL.

BECAUSE I-I'M SCARED THAT IF YOU STOP THINKING ABOUT ME,

YOU'LL MOVE ON.

WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN, BERG.

I JUST KNOW WHAT I NEED TO DO NOW.

OH. FINE.

FINE. THEN I WON'T BOTHER YOU ANYMORE.

THANK YOU.

OKAY, THIS ISN'T GONNA WORK FOR ME.

WOW.

NOT BAD, HUH?

THAT WAS SOME FINISH.

MY FASTEST TIME EVER.

YOU KNOW, I NEVER KNEW YOU'D BE SUCH A GOOD LOVER.

YEAH.

IMAGINE ME WITH A GOOD PARTNER.

WELL, UNTIL RECENTLY,

I COULDN'T IMAGINE YOU WITH A NONPLASTIC PARTNER.

WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT WE'D DO SO WELL TOGETHER?

MM-HMM. I KNOW.

AND IT'S NOT JUST THE SEX, EITHER...

WHICH, SERIOUSLY, WE COULD GO PRO...

IT'S JUST... I DON'T KNOW...

I REALLY LIKE SPENDING TIME WITH YOU.

SO DO I, PETE.

IT'S TOO BAD YOU HAVE TO LEAVE.

WHY DON'T YOU CALL STANFORD

AND TELL THEM YOU'LL BE A FEW WEEKS LATE?

PETE, THAT WOULD JEOPARDIZE A RESIDENCY

I'VE SPENT SEVEN YEARS OF MY LIFE WORKING TOWARDS.

ONE DOG YEAR.

AT THE VERY LEAST,

WE SHOULD MAKE THE BEST OF THE TIME WE HAVE LEFT.

YEAH. YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

WE'VE GOT THREE DAYS...

STRICTLY FUN, NO EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENTS.

JUST THINK OF ME AS A SOLDIER ON A WEEKEND PASS.

OKAY,

BUT YOU KNOCK ME UP, YOU TAKE ME BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY.

YOU AND I ACTUALLY HAVE THE SAME DAY OFF!

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

I DON'T KNOW. THERE'S A RED SOX GAME ON TV.

NO, LET'S DO SOMETHING OUT OF THE HOUSE.

YEAH! LET'S GO TO THE GAME!

OR, YOU KNOW,

MAYBE WE COULD GO TO THE PARK TO SEE SHAKESPEARE.

UH, I'M ALL BURNT OUT ON SHAKESPEARE.

I JUST SAW THE MUPPETS DO "MACBETH."

COME ON! WE NEVER DO ANYTHING TOGETHER ANYMORE.

YOU KNOW, MAYBE WE SHOULD FIND SOME KIND OF HOBBY

THAT WE COULD DO TOGETHER.

OOH! LIKE A BOWLING LEAGUE!

YES! LIKE A BOWLING LEAGUE.

BUT NOT A BOWLING LEAGUE.

WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST?

UM... I DON'T KNOW.

WE USED TO DO STUFF TOGETHER ALL THE TIME.

SWEETIE, WE'VE FALLEN INTO OUR COMFORT ZONE.

WE DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND TO LIKE THE SAME THINGS ANYMORE.

JUST STAY HERE. I'LL BE BACK LATER.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

MY BOSS ASKED ME

TO SERVE THIS GUY A SUBPOENA.

I MIGHT AS WELL DO IT NOW.

WAIT A MINUTE.

SOUNDS DANGEROUS. WHAT IF THIS GUY GETS MAD?

ALL I HAVE TO DO IS PUT THIS IN HIS HAND,

AND I'M GONE.

WELL, I THINK I BETTER GO WITH YOU.

AND WHEN WE'RE DONE, I'LL BUY YOU SOMETHING TO EAT.

YOU GET YOUR JAR.

OKAY, SCRUB.

LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME.

NOW, THE MAIL GOES IN THE CORRESPONDING MAILBOXES.

LIKE IN ALL THE OTHER BUILDINGS?

YOU GETTIN' SMART WITH ME?

OH! LOOK...

A SCENE FROM "OF MICE AND MAILMEN."

WHAT DO WE DO HERE? DO WE LAUGH, OR ARE WE MAD?

THIS IS THE GUY THAT KEEPS BUGGING ME AND MY GIRL.

OH, REALLY?

OOH...

GOSH, IF I WERE A BOX MARKED "FRAGILE,"

I'D BE PRETTY SCARED RIGHT NOW.

HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

NOTHIN'.

DON'T WORRY. I GOT YOUR BACK, BRO.

YOUR GIRLFRIEND...

WON'T LEAVE MY GIRLFRIEND ALONE.

IS THAT TRUE, HONEY?

WHY DON'T YOU STEP ASIDE SO IRENE CAN THINK ABOUT

WHAT SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE THINKING ABOUT... ME.

AND BOTH OF US KNOW THAT'S WHO SHE'S GONNA END UP WITH.

YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IRENE.

TO HER, WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS WHAT'S INSIDE A PERSON.

AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, MISTER...

MY INSIDES ARE SOMETHING SPECIAL.

WELL, SUCKS FOR YOU YOU WEREN'T BORN INSIDE OUT.

LET'S GO.

MAKE IT STING, RO-DOG!

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

LET'S JUST HANDLE THIS LIKE ADULTS, ALL RIGHT?

WE'LL USE OUR WORDS... TOOL.

LOSER! FREAK!

YOU KNOW WHAT? THEY'RE ALL BAD WORDS,

AND YOU'RE THE FREAKIN' LOSER-TOOL!

COME ON, BERG.

OH, ARE YOU GUYS GONNA GO INSIDE AND CUDDLE NOW?

ALL RIGHT... HOLD IT, HOLD IT.

ALL RIGHT. LET ME HANDLE THIS.

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, PAL.

YOU'RE NEVER GONNA END UP WITH IRENE,

AND I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHY, OKAY?

YESTERDAY SHE REFERRED TO YOU... AS HER "FUZZY SLIPPERS."

THAT'S JUST BECAUSE I WRAP MYSELF AROUND HER FEET

WHEN WE WATCH TV.

NO, ACTUALLY, THAT'S BECAUSE SHE FINDS YOU COMFORTABLE

AND IS JUST USING YOU TO DISTRACT HERSELF FROM ME.

SHE SAID THAT?

EVERY FREAKIN' WORD.

GAME... SET... MATCH, BABY!

HA HA!

NOT SO TOUGH NOW, ARE YA?

I HAD A GREAT TIME TODAY.

I NEVER HECKLED SHAKESPEARE IN THE PARK BEFORE.

YEAH, WELL, YOU STOLE THE SHOW WITH

"GET THEE A DAY JOB. THOU BLOWETH."

WHY DON'T COUPLES CARVE THEIR INITIALS IN TREES ANYMORE?

WELL, MAYBE THEY FOUND OUT IT KILLS THE TREE.

OH... REALLY? SHOULD I STOP?

NAH, THERE ARE A LOT OF TREES.

BUT THIS IS THE ONLY ONE WITH MY INITIALS ON IT.

REALLY? NOBODY EVER DID THIS FOR YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?

NO. I WASN'T EXACTLY POPULAR IN HIGH SCHOOL.

REALLY?

PEOPLE SAID I HAD THIS SUPERIOR ATTITUDE.

IT WAS PROBABLY BECAUSE THEY WERE ALL SO STUPID.

THE TRUTH IS, I DIDN'T GET ASKED OUT ON A DATE

UNTIL I WAS A SOPHOMORE IN COLLEGE.

OHH. THAT MUST'VE BEEN TOUGH.

THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GONNA SAY?

THERE ARE AT LEAST A DOZEN THINGS IN THAT STORY

THAT YOU COULD MAKE FUN OF.

MM-HMM.

WELL, THE SUBJECT IS LONG, AND OUR TIME IS SHORT.

PLUS I DON'T...

I DON'T WANT TO RUIN THE MOMENT.

THANKS, PETE.

YOU KNOW, THIS IS A GOOD DAY.

IT'S TOO BAD IT HAS TO END.

IT DOESN'T HAVE TO. I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU.

I WANT YOU TO MEET ME BACK HERE TONIGHT...

8:00, RIGHT AT OUR TREE.

OKAY.

BUT... WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT THE SURPRISE IS,

JUST TO MAKE SURE I'M NOT DISAPPOINTED?

YOU KNOW, I'M SUDDENLY AMAZED YOU WERE ASKED OUT IN COLLEGE.

Sharon, stay down!

HOW DANGEROUS CAN THE GUY BE?

HE DRIVES A PURPLE MIATA.

COME ON.

SHH.

Okay... move very slowly.

Whatever you do... don't act tasty.

HEY, IF YOU'RE GOING TO GRANDMA'S HOUSE,

DON'T TAKE THE SHORTCUT.

NO, I'M GONNA SHOW ASHLEY

THE PERFECT END TO THE PERFECT DAY.

WHAT'S IN THE BASKET, ROCKS TO WEIGH HER DOWN?

WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ROGER?!

I JUST TOLD HIM NO ONE'S SEEN

THEIR VICTORIA'S SECRET CATALOG IN THREE MONTHS.

WE GOT INTO A HUGE FIGHT BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU SAID!

I JUST TOLD HIM THE TRUTH!

THAT I'M SLEEPING WITH PETE?

WHAT?!

WHAT?!

ROGER SAID THAT YOU TOLD HIM YOU CAUGHT US IN BED TOGETHER.

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? YOU KNOW MY RULE!

I ONLY SLEEP WITH ONE PERSON IN THE BUILDING AT A TIME!

I DIDN'T SAY THAT!

HE'S LYING TO TURN YOU AGAINST ME. BELIEVE ME.

IT'D BE EASIER TO BELIEVE YOU IF YOUR PANTS WEREN'T ON FIRE.

GOD, ROGER WAS RIGHT.

I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO GET ON WITH MY LIFE

WITH YOU ACROSS THE HALL.

I'VE DECIDED TO MOVE OUT.

OH, WHAT? Y-YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!

I'VE ALREADY BUBBLE-WRAPPED THE CATS.

OH, CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT A LIAR ROGER IS?!

I'VE GOT TO ADMIT, HE IS CLEVER.

HE PICKED THE ONE GUY HE KNEW NO WOMAN COULD RESIST.

COME ON, SHARON.

THIS DOG HASN'T TAKEN HIS EYES OFF US IN 20 MINUTES.

I'M NOT GONNA LET ONE DUMB DOG BEAT US.

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

I WANT YOU TO RUN THROUGH THE YARD AND DISTRACT HIM

WHILE I SERVE THE SUBPOENA.

OKAY, THAT'S A GREAT PLAN EXCEPT FOR MY PART.

OKAY, DO YOU HAVE A BETTER IDEA?

WELL, WE SHOULD GIVE HIM SOMETHING TO EAT.

OH, OH, OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I HAVE AN ENERGY BAR THAT I COULD GIVE HIM!

YES. WE WANT THE GUARD DOG ENERGIZED.

OKAY, THEN IT'S BACK TO MY PLAN.

YOU EAT THE ENERGY BAR AND THEN RUN YOUR ASS OFF.

OKAY, LOOK, THIS IS WHAT I'M GONNA DO...

I'M GONNA RUN DOWN THE SIDEWALK.

WHEN THE DOG CHASES ME, YOU RUN IN AND RING THE BELL.

OKAY?

OKAY, OKAY.

OKAY, HERE WE GO!

GO ON! GO ON!

GET HIM! GET HIM!

HE TASTES LIKE BACON.

OKAY. DID YOU SERVE HIM?

NO. THE DOG CAME RIGHT BACK.

OUR PLAN'S ONLY GONNA WORK IF YOU'RE INSIDE THE FENCE.

IS THIS YOUR PLAN OR THE DOG'S PLAN?

COME ON. THIS IS NOT GONNA WORK.

LET'S JUST GET IN THE TRUCK AND GO HOME.

HEY! ROGER!

WE'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU.

WAIT A SECOND. YOU SAID HE WAS SHOT.

NO, NO, NO. I SAID HE WAS HOT. LOOK AT HIM.

THAT IS IT. I'M GOING.

LOOK, IRENE, HE LIED TO YOU, AND I WANT HIM TO ADMIT IT.

IS IT TRUE, ROGER? DID YOU LIE TO ME?

I DID NOT!

I SWEAR ON THE EAGLE.

OH, PLEASE! MAKE HIM SWEAR ON A BIBLE.

DOES ANYONE HERE HAVE A BIBLE?

NO ONE?

WHAT KIND OF BAR IS THIS?

BERG, THE POINT IS NOT WHETHER ROGER LIED.

THE POINT IS THAT YOU CAN'T STAY OUT OF MY BUSINESS.

ONCE AGAIN, YOU DIDN'T LISTEN TO ME.

WAIT...

YOU JUST KEEP MAKING ME LOOK BETTER AND BETTER.

I MIGHT'VE BLOWN THIS ONE, BUT I'M NOT GIVING UP ON IRENE.

NOT AS LONG AS I'M ALIVE.

IF... ANYTHING HAPPENS TO ME, YOU'RE ALL WITNESSES.

YOU KNOW WHAT? I WANT YOU TO KEEP TRYING.

BECAUSE THE MORE YOU CHASE HER,

THE MORE YOU JUST DRIVE HER AWAY.

I'M NOT DRIVING HER AWAY.

OH, NO?

SO SHE'S NOT MOVING OUT OF THE BUILDING?

OR WEREN'T YOU LISTENING TO HER THEN, TOO?

GAME, SET... MATCH, BABY!

HEY, WE'RE CLOSING UP THE PARK.

OH, OFFICER, I'M JUST GONNA NEED A FEW MORE MINUTES.

I'M SORRY, PAL.

COME ON. FIVE MORE MINUTES?

RULES ARE RULES.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO DO THIS AND BLOW MY COVER,

BUT... I'M ON THE JOB.

OH, YOU'RE A FIREMAN?

YEAH.

WHAT ARE YOU INVESTIGATING, AN ILLEGAL BARBECUE?

COME ON, GIVE ME A BREAK HERE.

I MEAN, LOOK, WE'RE BOTH CIVIL SERVANTS.

WE BOTH CARRY A BADGE.

WELL, THAT'S ANOTHER THING...

WHY DO YOU GUYS CARRY A BADGE?

LOOK, THE THING IS, OFFICER, I'M WAITING FOR A GIRL.

OH, YOU GOT STOOD UP, HUH?

I MOST CERTAINLY DID NOT GET STOOD UP.

HOW LONG YOU BEEN WAITING? AN HOUR AND 52 MINUTES.

MY MISTAKE.

THE THING IS, IS...

I HAD THIS REALLY SPECIAL SURPRISE FOR HER, TOO.

SEE, EVERY SEVEN YEARS,

THE PLANET VENUS ALIGNS WITH THE NORTH STAR,

AND THEY SAY THAT IF YOU SEE IT WITH THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE,

YOU'RE LINKED IN TIME WITH THEM FOREVER.

THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.

YEAH.

SHOULD HAPPEN ANY SECOND NOW.

THERE IT IS.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SEE HOME AGAIN, BUT WE MADE IT.

THE GUY WAS ACTUALLY IMPRESSED THAT WE GOT BY HIS DOG.

HE ASKED ME TO JOIN HIS CREW.

I HAD A GREAT TIME.

YEAH, ME TOO.

GOT ANY MORE SUBPOENAS?

NO, JUST THE ONE.

UNFORTUNATELY, CRIME IS WAY DOWN.

HEY, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT.

THE MUSEUM HAS FREE CHAMBER MUSIC.

BABY, YOU KNOW IT'S BAD IF IT'S FREE AND I DON'T WANT TO GO.

OKAY. WELL, AT LEAST WE HAD FUN TODAY.

THIS MAY SOUND A LITTLE CORNY, US BEING MARRIED AND ALL,

BUT I KIND OF MISS HANGING OUT WITH YOU.

AW!

MAYBE NEXT WEEKEND WE COULD GO SEE THAT PLAY.

OR WE COULD GO TO THE BASEBALL GAME.

UH, NO GAME NEXT WEEKEND.

OH, DARN IT. THEN YOU WIN.

WE'LL GO TO THE PLAY.

I JUST WANT TO BE HANGING OUT WITH YOU.

YEAH. ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT WE'RE TOGETHER.

I'LL GO TO ALL THE BASEBALL GAMES YOU WANT

AS LONG AS YOU'RE THERE.

AND I GET TO EAT FREE HOT DOGS.

AND YOU BRING A BLANKET.

AND WE DON'T SIT IN THE BLEACHERS

AND WE LEAVE EARLY.

OKAY.

SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO RIGHT NOW?

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. WE COULD GO FOR A WALK.

OKAY.

COME ON, LET'S GO!

ALL RIGHT.

OH, YEAH.

BABY, WE CAN'T KEEP HIM. HE'S NOT OURS!

I KNOW.

I'M JUST GONNA KEEP HIM TILL I GET MY KEYS BACK.

COME IN.

WELL, YOU'RE ALIVE.

THAT'S ONE STRIKE AGAINST YOU.

PETE...

WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU? WAS THIS A GAME TO YOU?

I WAIT FOR HOURS,

AND NOW, ACCORDING TO THE LAWS OF ASTROLOGY,

I'M COSMICALLY LINKED TO AN OFFICER HARRIS!

LOOK, I-I JUST LOST TRACK OF TIME.

I'VE GOT TO PACK UP MY ENTIRE LIFE.

IT TAKES A WHILE.

HAVE A LITTLE MORE RESPECT FOR ME

AND COME UP WITH A BETTER LIE THAN THAT.

LOOK, PETE, WE AGREED NOT TO BECOME EMOTIONALLY INVOLVED.

WELL, I'M SORRY I LET YOU DOWN.

FORGET ABOUT TODAY. IT NEVER HAPPENED.

WAIT.

I DID... IN A PARK FOR THREE HOURS.

I WAS AFRAID.

WHAT? YOU? IT WAS AFTER SUNDOWN.

WHAT DID YOU HAVE TO BE AFRAID OF?

TODAY WAS... IT WAS A PERFECT DAY.

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,

STANFORD JUST DIDN'T SEEM TO MATTER THAT MUCH TO ME.

SO THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T SHOW UP TONIGHT.

I WAS AFRAID I'D WANT TO STAY.

THEN STAY.

I CAN'T STAY!

I-I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE UP

EVERYTHING THAT I'VE WORKED SO HARD FOR.

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I TURNED THE TABLES AND SAID,

"HEY, PETE, GIVE UP YOUR CAREER

AND TURN YOUR LIFE UPSIDE DOWN AND MOVE TO CALIFORNIA"?

OKAY. NO, DON'T BE AN IDIOT!

YOU DON'T CHANGE YOUR WHOLE LIFE

JUST BECAUSE OF A 3-DAY RELATIONSHIP.

WHAT IF IT DOESN'T WORK?

THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND YOU...

I'M WILLING TO BET IT ALL ON A HUNCH.

WELL, I CAN'T DO THAT.

BECAUSE YOU'RE A COWARD.

ASHLEY, YOU WALK AROUND HERE LIKE YOU'RE BULLETPROOF,

BUT THE TRUTH IS, YOU'RE JUST A SCARED LITTLE GIRL.

YOU'RE RIGHT. I AM A COWARD.

YEAH. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

THIS IS ONE OF THE TIMES I WISH I WASN'T RIGHT.

SO LONG.

Johnny: WHOA! STOP! HEEL!

BOY, EASY! WHOA!

OKAY, WHERE WERE WE?

RIGHT. YOU'RE A COWARD. PLEASE ELABORATE.

DON'T MOVE.

DO I HAVE A BEE... IN MY HAIR?

DON'T MOVE... OUT OF THE BUILDING...

BECAUSE OF ME.

THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'M GONNA BOTHER YOU.

YEAH, RIGHT. I'VE HEARD IT BEFORE.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. I MEAN IT.

I REALIZE THAT, UH, I HAVEN'T BEEN LISTENING TO YOU.

WELL, IF YOU... LET ME FINISH.

I KEPT THINKING THAT, UH, IF I LEFT YOU ALONE,

WELL, IT'D BE LIKE GIVING UP ON US.

NOW I KNOW THAT THE ONLY CHANCE WE HAVE

IS IF I DO, IN FACT, LEAVE YOU ALONE.

AND I SHOULD'VE DONE IT THREE WEEKS AGO, AND I'M SORRY.

THANK YOU, BERG.

THIS DOESN'T MEAN I'M GIVING UP.

I'M STILL GONNA BE IN MY APARTMENT,

HOPING THAT SOMEDAY YOU'LL COME OVER

AND... KNOCK ON MY DOOR AND...

YOU KNOW, ASK FOR ME.

BYE, IRENE.

BERG?

ME TOO.

YOU REALLY MEAN IT?

YOU'LL REALLY LEAVE ME ALONE?

YES, I REALLY MEAN IT.

THEN I GUESS I DON'T HAVE TO MOVE OUT OF THE BUILDING.

I'M GLAD.

I'M GOING FOR A WALK RIGHT NOW,

SO IF YOU'RE GONNA KNOCK ON MY DOOR, I'M NOT GONNA BE...