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HEY, THANKS FOR GOING
ON THE YARN FACTORY TOUR
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WITH ME, ROGER.
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I WISH YOU'D TOLD ME YOU
WERE ALLERGIC TO WOOL.
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IT'S NOT JUST THE WOOL.
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YOUR BEAUTY ALSO
MAKES MY THROAT CLOSE.
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OH... OH, ROGER.
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GOOD THING I'M NOT
ALLERGIC TO SUGAR.
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OH, ROGER,
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HOW DID YOU EVER
BECOME A MAILMAN?
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WELL, ACTUALLY, IT
CAME TO ME NATURALLY.
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IN HIGH SCHOOL, I WAS VOTED
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"MOST LIKELY TO HAVE A
JOB INVOLVING THICK SHOES."
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LOOK AT THIS ARM...
NOT ONE MUSCLE.
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WELL, ROGER, YOU'RE
BORING ME TO TEARS,
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SO I GUESS I SHOULD
GET... OH, NO KISSING.
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HEY, ROGER!
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GOSH, HOW ABOUT THAT
NEW ZIP CODE IN BREWSTER?
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IT'S A DOOZY, HUH?
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BERG, IS THERE
SOMETHING YOU NEED?
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YEAH, IS THERE
SOMETHING YOU NEED?
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OH, GOSH.
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WELL, FOR STARTERS,
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A FLASH FIRE NEAR YOUR
FACE WOULD BE NICE.
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I DON'T CARE THAT I'M
WEARING GOOD CLOTHES,
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'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA
THROW DOWN RIGHT NOW.
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YEAH, BRING... BRING IT ON.
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OKAY, OKAY. ROGER...
ROGER, CALM DOWN.
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I'LL CALL YOU LATER, ALL RIGHT?
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OKAY.
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WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
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I'M JEALOUS, OKAY? IT WORKED.
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NOW, TIME TO GET RID OF ROGER.
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I LIKE ROGER. WELL, YOU LOVE ME.
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Y-YEAH, R-RIGHT.
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IRENE, I-I HAVE DONE...
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EVERYTHING I CAN
TO GET YOU BACK.
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WELL, YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY!
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YOU HURT ME, BERG,
YOU HURT ME VERY BADLY,
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AND I CAN'T GET OVER IT WITH
YOU ALWAYS BOTHERING ME!
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I CAN'T JUST DO NOTHING!
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MY... MY CHARM, IT
BUBBLES UP INSIDE OF ME.
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I HAVE TO LET IT OUT.
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IT'S GOT TO COME OUT
ONE END OR THE OTHER.
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BERG, YOU'RE NOT
MAKING THINGS BETTER.
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YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME MY SPACE.
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YOU'RE FILLING YOUR
SPACE WITH ROGER.
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YES, BECAUSE HE'S
FUN, AND HE'S DECENT,
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AND HE MAKES ME FEEL GOOD!
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HE'S MY FUZZY SLIPPERS.
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AND WHEN I'M WITH HIM,
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I DON'T THINK ABOUT YOU
KISSING THAT OTHER GIRL'S...
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OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
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BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I WOULD RATHER
YOU THINK ABOUT THAT
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THAN NOT THINK ABOUT ME AT ALL.
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BECAUSE I-I'M SCARED THAT IF
YOU STOP THINKING ABOUT ME,
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YOU'LL MOVE ON.
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WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
GONNA HAPPEN, BERG.
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I JUST KNOW WHAT
I NEED TO DO NOW.
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OH. FINE.
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FINE. THEN I WON'T
BOTHER YOU ANYMORE.
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THANK YOU.
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OKAY, THIS ISN'T
GONNA WORK FOR ME.
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WOW.
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NOT BAD, HUH?
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THAT WAS SOME FINISH.
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MY FASTEST TIME EVER.
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YOU KNOW, I NEVER KNEW
YOU'D BE SUCH A GOOD LOVER.
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YEAH.
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IMAGINE ME WITH A GOOD PARTNER.
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WELL, UNTIL RECENTLY,
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I COULDN'T IMAGINE YOU
WITH A NONPLASTIC PARTNER.
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WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT
WE'D DO SO WELL TOGETHER?
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MM-HMM. I KNOW.
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AND IT'S NOT JUST
THE SEX, EITHER...
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WHICH, SERIOUSLY,
WE COULD GO PRO...
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IT'S JUST... I DON'T KNOW...
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I REALLY LIKE SPENDING
TIME WITH YOU.
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SO DO I, PETE.
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IT'S TOO BAD YOU HAVE TO LEAVE.
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WHY DON'T YOU CALL STANFORD
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AND TELL THEM YOU'LL
BE A FEW WEEKS LATE?
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PETE, THAT WOULD
JEOPARDIZE A RESIDENCY
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I'VE SPENT SEVEN YEARS OF
MY LIFE WORKING TOWARDS.
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ONE DOG YEAR.
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AT THE VERY LEAST,
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WE SHOULD MAKE THE BEST
OF THE TIME WE HAVE LEFT.
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YEAH. YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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WE'VE GOT THREE DAYS...
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STRICTLY FUN, NO
EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENTS.
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JUST THINK OF ME AS A
SOLDIER ON A WEEKEND PASS.
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OKAY,
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BUT YOU KNOCK ME UP, YOU
TAKE ME BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY.
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YOU AND I ACTUALLY
HAVE THE SAME DAY OFF!
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WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
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I DON'T KNOW. THERE'S
A RED SOX GAME ON TV.
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NO, LET'S DO SOMETHING
OUT OF THE HOUSE.
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YEAH! LET'S GO TO THE GAME!
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OR, YOU KNOW,
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MAYBE WE COULD GO TO THE
PARK TO SEE SHAKESPEARE.
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UH, I'M ALL BURNT
OUT ON SHAKESPEARE.
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I JUST SAW THE
MUPPETS DO "MACBETH."
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COME ON! WE NEVER DO
ANYTHING TOGETHER ANYMORE.
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YOU KNOW, MAYBE WE SHOULD
FIND SOME KIND OF HOBBY
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THAT WE COULD DO TOGETHER.
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OOH! LIKE A BOWLING LEAGUE!
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YES! LIKE A BOWLING LEAGUE.
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BUT NOT A BOWLING LEAGUE.
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WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST?
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UM... I DON'T KNOW.
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WE USED TO DO STUFF
TOGETHER ALL THE TIME.
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SWEETIE, WE'VE FALLEN
INTO OUR COMFORT ZONE.
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WE DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND TO
LIKE THE SAME THINGS ANYMORE.
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JUST STAY HERE.
I'LL BE BACK LATER.
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WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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MY BOSS ASKED ME
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TO SERVE THIS GUY A SUBPOENA.
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I MIGHT AS WELL DO IT NOW.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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SOUNDS DANGEROUS.
WHAT IF THIS GUY GETS MAD?
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ALL I HAVE TO DO IS
PUT THIS IN HIS HAND,
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AND I'M GONE.
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WELL, I THINK I
BETTER GO WITH YOU.
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AND WHEN WE'RE DONE, I'LL
BUY YOU SOMETHING TO EAT.
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YOU GET YOUR JAR.
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OKAY, SCRUB.
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LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN
GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME.
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NOW, THE MAIL GOES IN THE
CORRESPONDING MAILBOXES.
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LIKE IN ALL THE OTHER BUILDINGS?
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YOU GETTIN' SMART WITH ME?
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OH! LOOK...
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A SCENE FROM "OF
MICE AND MAILMEN."
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WHAT DO WE DO HERE? DO
WE LAUGH, OR ARE WE MAD?
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THIS IS THE GUY THAT KEEPS
BUGGING ME AND MY GIRL.
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OH, REALLY?
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OOH...
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GOSH, IF I WERE A
BOX MARKED "FRAGILE,"
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I'D BE PRETTY SCARED RIGHT NOW.
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HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
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NOTHIN'.
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DON'T WORRY. I
GOT YOUR BACK, BRO.
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YOUR GIRLFRIEND...
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WON'T LEAVE MY GIRLFRIEND ALONE.
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IS THAT TRUE, HONEY?
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WHY DON'T YOU STEP ASIDE
SO IRENE CAN THINK ABOUT
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WHAT SHE'S SUPPOSED
TO BE THINKING ABOUT... ME.
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AND BOTH OF US KNOW THAT'S
WHO SHE'S GONNA END UP WITH.
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YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T
EVEN KNOW IRENE.
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TO HER, WHAT'S IMPORTANT
IS WHAT'S INSIDE A PERSON.
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AND LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, MISTER...
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MY INSIDES ARE
SOMETHING SPECIAL.
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WELL, SUCKS FOR YOU YOU
WEREN'T BORN INSIDE OUT.
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LET'S GO.
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MAKE IT STING, RO-DOG!
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
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LET'S JUST HANDLE THIS
LIKE ADULTS, ALL RIGHT?
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WE'LL USE OUR WORDS... TOOL.
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LOSER! FREAK!
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
THEY'RE ALL BAD WORDS,
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AND YOU'RE THE
FREAKIN' LOSER-TOOL!
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COME ON, BERG.
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OH, ARE YOU GUYS GONNA
GO INSIDE AND CUDDLE NOW?
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ALL RIGHT... HOLD IT, HOLD IT.
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ALL RIGHT. LET ME HANDLE THIS.
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LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, PAL.
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YOU'RE NEVER GONNA
END UP WITH IRENE,
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AND I'M GONNA TELL
YOU WHY, OKAY?
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YESTERDAY SHE REFERRED TO
YOU... AS HER "FUZZY SLIPPERS."
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THAT'S JUST BECAUSE I WRAP
MYSELF AROUND HER FEET
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WHEN WE WATCH TV.
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NO, ACTUALLY, THAT'S BECAUSE
SHE FINDS YOU COMFORTABLE
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AND IS JUST USING YOU TO
DISTRACT HERSELF FROM ME.
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SHE SAID THAT?
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EVERY FREAKIN' WORD.
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GAME... SET... MATCH, BABY!
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HA HA!
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NOT SO TOUGH NOW, ARE YA?
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I HAD A GREAT TIME TODAY.
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I NEVER HECKLED SHAKESPEARE
IN THE PARK BEFORE.
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YEAH, WELL, YOU
STOLE THE SHOW WITH
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"GET THEE A DAY
JOB. THOU BLOWETH."
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WHY DON'T COUPLES CARVE
THEIR INITIALS IN TREES ANYMORE?
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WELL, MAYBE THEY FOUND
OUT IT KILLS THE TREE.
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OH... REALLY? SHOULD I STOP?
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NAH, THERE ARE A LOT OF TREES.
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BUT THIS IS THE ONLY
ONE WITH MY INITIALS ON IT.
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REALLY? NOBODY EVER DID
THIS FOR YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?
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NO. I WASN'T EXACTLY
POPULAR IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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REALLY?
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PEOPLE SAID I HAD
THIS SUPERIOR ATTITUDE.
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IT WAS PROBABLY BECAUSE
THEY WERE ALL SO STUPID.
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THE TRUTH IS, I DIDN'T
GET ASKED OUT ON A DATE
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UNTIL I WAS A
SOPHOMORE IN COLLEGE.
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OHH. THAT MUST'VE BEEN TOUGH.
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THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GONNA SAY?
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THERE ARE AT LEAST A
DOZEN THINGS IN THAT STORY
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THAT YOU COULD MAKE FUN OF.
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MM-HMM.
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WELL, THE SUBJECT IS
LONG, AND OUR TIME IS SHORT.
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PLUS I DON'T...
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I DON'T WANT TO RUIN THE MOMENT.
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THANKS, PETE.
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YOU KNOW, THIS IS A GOOD DAY.
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IT'S TOO BAD IT HAS TO END.
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IT DOESN'T HAVE TO. I
HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
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I WANT YOU TO MEET
ME BACK HERE TONIGHT...
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8:00, RIGHT AT OUR TREE.
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OKAY.
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BUT... WHY DON'T YOU TELL
ME WHAT THE SURPRISE IS,
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JUST TO MAKE SURE
I'M NOT DISAPPOINTED?
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YOU KNOW, I'M SUDDENLY AMAZED
YOU WERE ASKED OUT IN COLLEGE.
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Sharon, stay down!
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HOW DANGEROUS CAN THE GUY BE?
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HE DRIVES A PURPLE MIATA.
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COME ON.
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SHH.
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Okay... move very slowly.
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Whatever you
do... don't act tasty.
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HEY, IF YOU'RE GOING
TO GRANDMA'S HOUSE,
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DON'T TAKE THE SHORTCUT.
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NO, I'M GONNA SHOW ASHLEY
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THE PERFECT END
TO THE PERFECT DAY.
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WHAT'S IN THE BASKET,
ROCKS TO WEIGH HER DOWN?
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WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ROGER?!
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I JUST TOLD HIM NO ONE'S SEEN
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THEIR VICTORIA'S SECRET
CATALOG IN THREE MONTHS.
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WE GOT INTO A HUGE FIGHT
BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU SAID!
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I JUST TOLD HIM THE TRUTH!
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THAT I'M SLEEPING WITH PETE?
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WHAT?!
231
00:10:58,125 --> 00:10:59,758
WHAT?!
232
00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:02,693
ROGER SAID THAT YOU TOLD HIM
YOU CAUGHT US IN BED TOGETHER.
233
00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:04,562
WHY WOULD YOU SAY
THAT? YOU KNOW MY RULE!
234
00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:07,065
I ONLY SLEEP WITH ONE PERSON
IN THE BUILDING AT A TIME!
235
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,666
I DIDN'T SAY THAT!
236
00:11:08,701 --> 00:11:11,602
HE'S LYING TO TURN YOU
AGAINST ME. BELIEVE ME.
237
00:11:11,638 --> 00:11:14,739
IT'D BE EASIER TO BELIEVE YOU
IF YOUR PANTS WEREN'T ON FIRE.
238
00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:22,613
GOD, ROGER WAS RIGHT.
239
00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:24,660
I'LL NEVER BE ABLE
TO GET ON WITH MY LIFE
240
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:25,984
WITH YOU ACROSS THE HALL.
241
00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,252
I'VE DECIDED TO MOVE OUT.
242
00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:28,998
OH, WHAT? Y-YOU
CAN'T BE SERIOUS!
243
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,089
I'VE ALREADY
BUBBLE-WRAPPED THE CATS.
244
00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:36,828
OH, CAN YOU BELIEVE
WHAT A LIAR ROGER IS?!
245
00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:39,108
I'VE GOT TO ADMIT, HE IS CLEVER.
246
00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:42,600
HE PICKED THE ONE GUY HE
KNEW NO WOMAN COULD RESIST.
247
00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:50,908
COME ON, SHARON.
248
00:11:50,943 --> 00:11:53,878
THIS DOG HASN'T TAKEN HIS
EYES OFF US IN 20 MINUTES.
249
00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:56,181
I'M NOT GONNA LET
ONE DUMB DOG BEAT US.
250
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,448
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
251
00:11:57,484 --> 00:12:00,385
I WANT YOU TO RUN THROUGH
THE YARD AND DISTRACT HIM
252
00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:02,019
WHILE I SERVE THE SUBPOENA.
253
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,822
OKAY, THAT'S A GREAT
PLAN EXCEPT FOR MY PART.
254
00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:06,991
OKAY, DO YOU HAVE A BETTER IDEA?
255
00:12:07,026 --> 00:12:09,661
WELL, WE SHOULD GIVE
HIM SOMETHING TO EAT.
256
00:12:09,696 --> 00:12:11,329
OH, OH, OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
257
00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:14,065
I HAVE AN ENERGY BAR
THAT I COULD GIVE HIM!
258
00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:17,302
YES. WE WANT THE
GUARD DOG ENERGIZED.
259
00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:20,071
OKAY, THEN IT'S BACK TO MY PLAN.
260
00:12:20,106 --> 00:12:23,040
YOU EAT THE ENERGY BAR
AND THEN RUN YOUR ASS OFF.
261
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,443
OKAY, LOOK, THIS IS
WHAT I'M GONNA DO...
262
00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,423
I'M GONNA RUN DOWN THE SIDEWALK.
263
00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:30,481
WHEN THE DOG CHASES ME,
YOU RUN IN AND RING THE BELL.
264
00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:31,482
OKAY?
265
00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:32,950
OKAY, OKAY.
266
00:12:32,985 --> 00:12:35,286
OKAY, HERE WE GO!
267
00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,126
GO ON! GO ON!
268
00:12:42,161 --> 00:12:43,928
GET HIM! GET HIM!
269
00:12:43,963 --> 00:12:46,097
HE TASTES LIKE BACON.
270
00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:47,765
OKAY. DID YOU SERVE HIM?
271
00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:49,845
NO. THE DOG CAME RIGHT BACK.
272
00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:52,970
OUR PLAN'S ONLY GONNA WORK
IF YOU'RE INSIDE THE FENCE.
273
00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:54,905
IS THIS YOUR PLAN
OR THE DOG'S PLAN?
274
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,841
COME ON. THIS IS NOT GONNA WORK.
275
00:12:56,876 --> 00:12:58,976
LET'S JUST GET IN THE
TRUCK AND GO HOME.
276
00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:08,219
HEY! ROGER!
277
00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:10,555
WE'VE BEEN LOOKING
ALL OVER FOR YOU.
278
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:12,957
WAIT A SECOND. YOU
SAID HE WAS SHOT.
279
00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:16,961
NO, NO, NO. I SAID HE
WAS HOT. LOOK AT HIM.
280
00:13:16,996 --> 00:13:18,374
THAT IS IT. I'M GOING.
281
00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:21,332
LOOK, IRENE, HE LIED TO YOU,
AND I WANT HIM TO ADMIT IT.
282
00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:23,446
IS IT TRUE, ROGER?
DID YOU LIE TO ME?
283
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:24,802
I DID NOT!
284
00:13:24,837 --> 00:13:27,138
I SWEAR ON THE EAGLE.
285
00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:30,107
OH, PLEASE! MAKE
HIM SWEAR ON A BIBLE.
286
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,576
DOES ANYONE HERE HAVE A BIBLE?
287
00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:33,544
NO ONE?
288
00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:37,148
WHAT KIND OF BAR IS THIS?
289
00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:40,585
BERG, THE POINT IS NOT
WHETHER ROGER LIED.
290
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:44,689
THE POINT IS THAT YOU CAN'T
STAY OUT OF MY BUSINESS.
291
00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:47,558
ONCE AGAIN, YOU
DIDN'T LISTEN TO ME.
292
00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:50,361
WAIT...
293
00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:52,497
YOU JUST KEEP MAKING ME
LOOK BETTER AND BETTER.
294
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:55,566
I MIGHT'VE BLOWN THIS ONE,
BUT I'M NOT GIVING UP ON IRENE.
295
00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:58,503
NOT AS LONG AS I'M ALIVE.
296
00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:03,408
IF... ANYTHING HAPPENS TO
ME, YOU'RE ALL WITNESSES.
297
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,643
YOU KNOW WHAT? I WANT
YOU TO KEEP TRYING.
298
00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,423
BECAUSE THE MORE YOU CHASE HER,
299
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,347
THE MORE YOU JUST
DRIVE HER AWAY.
300
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:10,459
I'M NOT DRIVING HER AWAY.
301
00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:11,649
OH, NO?
302
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:13,951
SO SHE'S NOT MOVING
OUT OF THE BUILDING?
303
00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:16,421
OR WEREN'T YOU LISTENING
TO HER THEN, TOO?
304
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,991
GAME, SET... MATCH, BABY!
305
00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:34,271
HEY, WE'RE CLOSING UP THE PARK.
306
00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:37,342
OH, OFFICER, I'M JUST GONNA
NEED A FEW MORE MINUTES.
307
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,617
I'M SORRY, PAL.
308
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,611
COME ON. FIVE MORE MINUTES?
309
00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,046
RULES ARE RULES.
310
00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:44,349
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
311
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:47,585
I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO
DO THIS AND BLOW MY COVER,
312
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:50,254
BUT... I'M ON THE JOB.
313
00:14:50,289 --> 00:14:52,022
OH, YOU'RE A FIREMAN?
314
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:53,491
YEAH.
315
00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:56,761
WHAT ARE YOU INVESTIGATING,
AN ILLEGAL BARBECUE?
316
00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:58,863
COME ON, GIVE ME A BREAK HERE.
317
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,298
I MEAN, LOOK, WE'RE
BOTH CIVIL SERVANTS.
318
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,033
WE BOTH CARRY A BADGE.
319
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,013
WELL, THAT'S ANOTHER THING...
320
00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:07,171
WHY DO YOU GUYS CARRY A BADGE?
321
00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:10,441
LOOK, THE THING IS, OFFICER,
I'M WAITING FOR A GIRL.
322
00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:13,578
OH, YOU GOT STOOD UP, HUH?
323
00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:15,646
I MOST CERTAINLY
DID NOT GET STOOD UP.
324
00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:18,215
HOW LONG YOU BEEN WAITING?
AN HOUR AND 52 MINUTES.
325
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,585
MY MISTAKE.
326
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:24,221
THE THING IS, IS...
327
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,924
I HAD THIS REALLY SPECIAL
SURPRISE FOR HER, TOO.
328
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:28,225
SEE, EVERY SEVEN YEARS,
329
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,762
THE PLANET VENUS ALIGNS
WITH THE NORTH STAR,
330
00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:33,998
AND THEY SAY THAT IF YOU SEE
IT WITH THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE,
331
00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:36,300
YOU'RE LINKED IN TIME
WITH THEM FOREVER.
332
00:15:36,335 --> 00:15:37,735
THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
333
00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:38,736
YEAH.
334
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:42,440
SHOULD HAPPEN ANY SECOND NOW.
335
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,509
THERE IT IS.
336
00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:52,817
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
337
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:58,723
I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SEE
HOME AGAIN, BUT WE MADE IT.
338
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,760
THE GUY WAS ACTUALLY
IMPRESSED THAT WE GOT BY HIS DOG.
339
00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:04,673
HE ASKED ME TO JOIN HIS CREW.
340
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,631
I HAD A GREAT TIME.
341
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:09,500
YEAH, ME TOO.
342
00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:10,668
GOT ANY MORE SUBPOENAS?
343
00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:12,102
NO, JUST THE ONE.
344
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:14,539
UNFORTUNATELY,
CRIME IS WAY DOWN.
345
00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:16,985
HEY, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT.
346
00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:18,987
THE MUSEUM HAS
FREE CHAMBER MUSIC.
347
00:16:19,011 --> 00:16:22,279
BABY, YOU KNOW IT'S BAD IF
IT'S FREE AND I DON'T WANT TO GO.
348
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,982
OKAY. WELL, AT LEAST
WE HAD FUN TODAY.
349
00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:28,052
THIS MAY SOUND A LITTLE
CORNY, US BEING MARRIED AND ALL,
350
00:16:28,087 --> 00:16:30,387
BUT I KIND OF MISS
HANGING OUT WITH YOU.
351
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:31,589
AW!
352
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:33,958
MAYBE NEXT WEEKEND WE
COULD GO SEE THAT PLAY.
353
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,905
OR WE COULD GO TO
THE BASEBALL GAME.
354
00:16:35,929 --> 00:16:37,361
UH, NO GAME NEXT WEEKEND.
355
00:16:37,396 --> 00:16:39,608
OH, DARN IT. THEN YOU WIN.
356
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:41,131
WE'LL GO TO THE PLAY.
357
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,367
I JUST WANT TO BE
HANGING OUT WITH YOU.
358
00:16:43,402 --> 00:16:46,471
YEAH. ALL THAT MATTERS
IS THAT WE'RE TOGETHER.
359
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:49,406
I'LL GO TO ALL THE
BASEBALL GAMES YOU WANT
360
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:50,942
AS LONG AS YOU'RE THERE.
361
00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:53,255
AND I GET TO EAT FREE HOT DOGS.
362
00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:54,979
AND YOU BRING A BLANKET.
363
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,281
AND WE DON'T SIT
IN THE BLEACHERS
364
00:16:57,316 --> 00:16:58,683
AND WE LEAVE EARLY.
365
00:16:58,718 --> 00:16:59,984
OKAY.
366
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,386
SO, WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO DO RIGHT NOW?
367
00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:04,767
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT.
WE COULD GO FOR A WALK.
368
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:05,857
OKAY.
369
00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:07,558
COME ON, LET'S GO!
370
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:08,759
ALL RIGHT.
371
00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:10,227
OH, YEAH.
372
00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:12,864
BABY, WE CAN'T KEEP
HIM. HE'S NOT OURS!
373
00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:14,064
I KNOW.
374
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:17,267
I'M JUST GONNA KEEP HIM
TILL I GET MY KEYS BACK.
375
00:17:19,271 --> 00:17:20,549
COME IN.
376
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:22,206
WELL, YOU'RE ALIVE.
377
00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:24,375
THAT'S ONE STRIKE AGAINST YOU.
378
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:25,510
PETE...
379
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:28,479
WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU?
WAS THIS A GAME TO YOU?
380
00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:29,814
I WAIT FOR HOURS,
381
00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:33,017
AND NOW, ACCORDING TO
THE LAWS OF ASTROLOGY,
382
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:36,053
I'M COSMICALLY LINKED
TO AN OFFICER HARRIS!
383
00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:39,123
LOOK, I-I JUST LOST
TRACK OF TIME.
384
00:17:39,158 --> 00:17:42,092
I'VE GOT TO PACK
UP MY ENTIRE LIFE.
385
00:17:42,128 --> 00:17:43,628
IT TAKES A WHILE.
386
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:45,730
HAVE A LITTLE MORE
RESPECT FOR ME
387
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:48,198
AND COME UP WITH A
BETTER LIE THAN THAT.
388
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:52,770
LOOK, PETE, WE AGREED NOT TO
BECOME EMOTIONALLY INVOLVED.
389
00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:54,572
WELL, I'M SORRY I LET YOU DOWN.
390
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:56,741
FORGET ABOUT TODAY.
IT NEVER HAPPENED.
391
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:57,909
WAIT.
392
00:17:57,944 --> 00:17:59,844
I DID... IN A PARK
FOR THREE HOURS.
393
00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:00,990
I WAS AFRAID.
394
00:18:01,014 --> 00:18:03,748
WHAT? YOU? IT WAS AFTER SUNDOWN.
395
00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:06,684
WHAT DID YOU HAVE
TO BE AFRAID OF?
396
00:18:12,025 --> 00:18:15,225
TODAY WAS... IT
WAS A PERFECT DAY.
397
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,227
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,
398
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:20,598
STANFORD JUST DIDN'T SEEM
TO MATTER THAT MUCH TO ME.
399
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:23,167
SO THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T
SHOW UP TONIGHT.
400
00:18:23,202 --> 00:18:25,247
I WAS AFRAID I'D WANT TO STAY.
401
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:26,370
THEN STAY.
402
00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:28,238
I CAN'T STAY!
403
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,941
I-I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE UP
404
00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:32,021
EVERYTHING THAT I'VE
WORKED SO HARD FOR.
405
00:18:32,045 --> 00:18:34,745
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I
TURNED THE TABLES AND SAID,
406
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,358
"HEY, PETE, GIVE UP YOUR CAREER
407
00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:39,016
AND TURN YOUR LIFE UPSIDE
DOWN AND MOVE TO CALIFORNIA"?
408
00:18:39,052 --> 00:18:41,285
OKAY. NO, DON'T BE AN IDIOT!
409
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:43,432
YOU DON'T CHANGE YOUR WHOLE LIFE
410
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,957
JUST BECAUSE OF A
3-DAY RELATIONSHIP.
411
00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:47,491
WHAT IF IT DOESN'T WORK?
412
00:18:47,526 --> 00:18:49,393
THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN ME AND YOU...
413
00:18:49,428 --> 00:18:51,095
I'M WILLING TO BET
IT ALL ON A HUNCH.
414
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,163
WELL, I CAN'T DO THAT.
415
00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:54,665
BECAUSE YOU'RE A COWARD.
416
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:57,735
ASHLEY, YOU WALK AROUND
HERE LIKE YOU'RE BULLETPROOF,
417
00:18:57,770 --> 00:19:00,771
BUT THE TRUTH IS, YOU'RE
JUST A SCARED LITTLE GIRL.
418
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:02,751
YOU'RE RIGHT. I AM A COWARD.
419
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,374
YEAH. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
420
00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:06,844
THIS IS ONE OF THE TIMES
I WISH I WASN'T RIGHT.
421
00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:08,178
SO LONG.
422
00:19:09,548 --> 00:19:11,026
Johnny: WHOA! STOP! HEEL!
423
00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:13,818
BOY, EASY! WHOA!
424
00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:23,027
OKAY, WHERE WERE WE?
425
00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:25,896
RIGHT. YOU'RE A COWARD.
PLEASE ELABORATE.
426
00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:29,000
DON'T MOVE.
427
00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:32,402
DO I HAVE A BEE... IN MY HAIR?
428
00:19:34,306 --> 00:19:39,010
DON'T MOVE... OUT
OF THE BUILDING...
429
00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:41,112
BECAUSE OF ME.
430
00:19:41,147 --> 00:19:43,291
THIS IS THE LAST TIME
I'M GONNA BOTHER YOU.
431
00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:45,016
YEAH, RIGHT. I'VE
HEARD IT BEFORE.
432
00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:46,729
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. I MEAN IT.
433
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:49,319
I REALIZE THAT, UH, I HAVEN'T
BEEN LISTENING TO YOU.
434
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:52,623
WELL, IF YOU... LET ME FINISH.
435
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:56,493
I KEPT THINKING THAT,
UH, IF I LEFT YOU ALONE,
436
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,396
WELL, IT'D BE LIKE
GIVING UP ON US.
437
00:19:59,431 --> 00:20:02,033
NOW I KNOW THAT THE
ONLY CHANCE WE HAVE
438
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:04,346
IS IF I DO, IN FACT,
LEAVE YOU ALONE.
439
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:07,237
AND I SHOULD'VE DONE IT
THREE WEEKS AGO, AND I'M SORRY.
440
00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:08,706
THANK YOU, BERG.
441
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:10,619
THIS DOESN'T MEAN I'M GIVING UP.
442
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:12,755
I'M STILL GONNA BE
IN MY APARTMENT,
443
00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:14,857
HOPING THAT SOMEDAY
YOU'LL COME OVER
444
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:20,651
AND... KNOCK ON MY DOOR AND...
445
00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:24,155
YOU KNOW, ASK FOR ME.
446
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,859
BYE, IRENE.
447
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:29,860
BERG?
448
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,729
ME TOO.
449
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,503
YOU REALLY MEAN IT?
450
00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:41,906
YOU'LL REALLY LEAVE ME ALONE?
451
00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:43,774
YES, I REALLY MEAN IT.
452
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:47,144
THEN I GUESS I DON'T HAVE
TO MOVE OUT OF THE BUILDING.
453
00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:49,580
I'M GLAD.
454
00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:55,430
I'M GOING FOR A WALK RIGHT NOW,
455
00:20:55,454 --> 00:20:57,974
SO IF YOU'RE GONNA KNOCK
ON MY DOOR, I'M NOT GONNA BE...
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