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ALL RIGHT, VOLUNTEERS, LINE UP!
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ALL RIGHT!
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I'VE MOVED THE
TRUCK UP THE STREET
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IN PREPARATION FOR
TODAY'S EXERCISE.
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IS THERE ANYONE HERE
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WHO HASN'T HAD A CHANCE TO
READ THE TRUCK MANUAL YET?
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FRANKIE, FRANKIE, FRANKIE...
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DO ME A FAVOR... RUN
BACK TO THE STATION.
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NEXT TO THE HELMET
RACK, YOU'LL SEE A MIRROR.
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I WANT YOU TO LOOK
INTO THAT MIRROR
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AND SEE WHAT FAILURE LOOKS LIKE!
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MOVE!
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GO!
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IS THERE ANYONE ELSE
HERE TO WASTE MY TIME?
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I DIDN'T THINK SO.
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NOW... THE TRUCK IS NOT A TOY.
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IT IS TO BE TREATED
WITH TWO PARTS RESPECT,
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ONE PART FEAR, AND
JUST A DASH OF AWE.
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NOW, CAN ANYONE TELL ME
THE FOUR STEPS I WENT THROUGH
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TO SECURE THE TRUCK
AFTER I PARKED IT?
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YES, JOHNNY.
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AREN'T THERE FIVE STEPS?
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I'M SORRY, ARE YOU
WEARING THE WHISTLE?
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I JUST... NO MORE QUESTIONS.
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UH, PETE... QUIET DOWN!
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RODRIGUEZ, YOU'RE
RIDING SHOTGUN.
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LOOK OUT!!
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I APPRECIATE YOUR
ENTHUSIASM, JOHNNY,
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BUT HIS JOB IS... AAAAH!!
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AAAAH!!
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WHOA!
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ARE YOU OKAY?
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I LANDED ON MY WHISTLE.
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SHARON!
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HEY.
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HOW ARE YOU?
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I'M GOOD.
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COME HERE.
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OHHH!
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OKAY.
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NOW, HOW ARE YOU?
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I WAS GOOD, BUT NOW
I'M A LITTLE CREEPED OUT.
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WHAT ARE YOU SO
HAPPY ABOUT, RAIN MAN?
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TODAY I ALMOST DIED.
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UNDERACHIEVER.
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YOU MAKE ME LAUGH.
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THANK YOU FOR THAT.
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BACK UP. WHAT DO YOU
MEAN YOU ALMOST DIED?
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I SAVED PETE FROM
GETTING HIT BY A TRUCK.
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I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD DO
SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOUR GUYS.
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PETE, WE DO NOT
WANT YOU TO DO THAT.
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TREAT YOU TO A WEEKEND
AT THE HOTEL ROYALE.
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MAKE IT A ROOM
OVERLOOKING THE BAY.
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PETE, ARE YOU SURE?
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YES! SHH!
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WE HAVE NOT HAD A CHANCE
TO CELEBRATE OUR ANNIVERSARY.
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ABSOLUTELY. IT'S
THE LEAST I CAN DO.
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YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS
COULDN'T BE BETTER TIMING.
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I ALMOST WENT AND
BOUGHT SHAMPOO.
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HI, ROGER.
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HEY, IRENE.
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I'M SORRY TO BOTHER YOU,
BUT IT WOULD REALLY HELP US
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IF YOU START PUTTING A
HYPHEN IN THE 9-DIGIT ZIP CODE.
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I COVERED FOR YOU ON THIS ONE.
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THANK YOU. I OWE YOU ONE.
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GO OUT WITH ME.
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HEY, IRENE, I'VE BEEN
WANTING TO TALK TO YOU.
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OH, GOODY!
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TELL ME ABOUT THAT
GIRL YOU KISSED.
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I NEVER GET TIRED OF
HEARING ABOUT THAT.
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WHAT'S IT GONNA
TAKE TO GET PAST THIS?
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THERE IS NO GETTING PAST THIS.
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YOU'RE OUT ON YOUR
KEISTER, MEISTER.
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IT'S THE LAST RHYME
YOU'RE GONNA GET.
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IRENE...
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YOU OUGHT TO MOVE TO STURBRIDGE.
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'CAUSE AS OF NEXT WEEK,
THAT'S WHERE YOUR MAIL'S GOING.
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OH, YEAH. I CAN DO THAT.
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OH, I KNOW.
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JUST NOT ON TIME.
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HI. YES. HELLO.
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CAN I SPEAK TO
DR. ASHLEY WALKER?
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SHE'S IN SURGERY?
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OH, MY GOD, WHAT
HAPPENED? IS SHE ALL RIGHT?
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OF COURSE SHE IS. RIGHT.
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A-A MESSAGE? YEAH.
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UH, TELL HER PETER...
RABBITSON CALLED.
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THAT'S IT.
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IRENE AND I ARE OVER.
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BERG, I ALMOST GOT HIT
BY A FIRETRUCK TODAY.
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YOU KNOW, THAT'S THE
PROBLEM WITH FIRETRUCKS.
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YOU NEED SOME SORT OF
WARNING THAT THEY'RE COMING.
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ARE YOU... ARE YOU OKAY?
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WHEN THAT TRUCK WAS
BARRELING TOWARDS ME,
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MY ENTIRE LIFE FLASHED
BEFORE MY EYES.
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THE LAST IMAGE I
SAW WAS A WOMAN.
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I THINK IT'S THE WOMAN
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE WITH,
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BUT IT'S CRAZY.
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IT WASN'T MY MOM, WAS IT?
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NO.
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IT WASN'T IRENE, WAS IT?
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NO.
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IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO IT IS.
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ARE YOU SURE IT WASN'T MY MOM?
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NO!
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IT WAS ASHLEY.
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ARE YOU CRAZY?!
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A NEAR-DEATH
EXPERIENCE WOULDN'T LIE.
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UNLESS IT WAS TRYING TO LULL YOU
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INTO ANOTHER
NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE.
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PETE, I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU REALIZE,
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BUT THIS IS MY EX-GIRLFRIEND
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.
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I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY,
BUT THERE'S SOMETHING THERE.
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IT'S LIKE I WAKE
UP IN THE MORNING,
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AND I THINK OF THIS
REALLY GREAT INSULT,
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AND I CAN'T WAIT
TO SAY IT TO HER.
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THEN I GO, AND I DO,
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AND SHE SAYS SOMETHING
BACK EVEN MEANER,
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THEN WE START TO GO AT IT,
IT GETS HOTTER AND HOTTER
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UNTIL I FEEL LIKE
I'M GONNA EXPLODE!
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AND THEN IT'S OVER
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AND I'M LEFT WITH THIS
FEELING OF TOTAL PEACE.
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YEAH, BUT THEN YOU GOTTA
WAIT, LIKE, ANOTHER HOUR
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BEFORE YOU CAN ARGUE AGAIN.
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PETE, I THINK YOU'RE
FORGETTING ONE THING...
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ASHLEY HATES YOU.
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NO. YOU'RE WRONG. YOU'RE WRONG.
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I CAN EITHER SIT AROUND HERE
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AND WONDER WHAT'S GONNA
HAPPEN TO THE REST OF MY LIFE,
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OR I CAN GO OUT THERE
AND DO SOMETHING.
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I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT
BATHROOM! IT HAS A PHONE AND A TV!
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I KNOW! AND I LOVE
THAT FOOT MASSAGER.
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SWEETIE, THAT'S A SHOE SHINER.
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WHAT ABOUT THAT WATER
FOUNTAIN NEXT TO THE TOILET?
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HONEY, THAT'S A
BIDET. IT'S FOR WOMEN.
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IT'S BIG IN FRANCE.
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OH, A LADY'S FOUNTAIN.
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YOU WANT SOMETHING TO
DRINK FROM THE MINI BAR?
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YOU KNOW PETE'S ONLY
PAYING FOR THE ROOM?
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AND THE MINI BAR GOES
ON THE ROOM BILL...
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PETE'S ROOM BIL.
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PUT THAT BACK.
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WE SHOULD NOT TAKE
ADVANTAGE OF PETE'S GENEROSITY.
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I SAVED PETE'S LIFE. HE
WANTS ME TO BE HAPPY.
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COME ON, HAVE A DRINK.
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YOU CAN WATCH ANYTHING
YOU WANT ON PAY-PER-VIEW.
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LOOK, LOOK, LOOK... THEY
GOT THAT RICHARD GERE MOVIE.
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YOU KNOW I WON'T LIKE THAT.
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YOU DO NOT FIGHT FAIR.
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HEY.
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GOOD EVENING. YOUR CHAMPAGNE.
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OOOH!
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"LIVE LIFE TO THE
FULLEST. LOVE, PETE."
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SO AS IT IS WRITTEN,
SO IT SHALL BE DONE!
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IF THAT'S WHAT PETE WANTS.
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THANKS.
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WILL THERE BE ANYTHING ELSE?
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YES, MY GOOD MAN.
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GIVE YOURSELF $10 AND
PUT IT ON THE ROOM BILL.
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I'M AFRAID I CAN'T DO THAT, SIR.
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IN THAT CASE,
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TAKE ANY TWO DRINKS
FROM THE MINI BAR.
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ASHLEY, I NEED TO TALK
TO YOU FOR A SECOND.
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PETE, KEEP IT DOWN.
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THESE PEOPLE ARE
TRYING TO SLEEP.
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THEY SUFFER FROM INSOMNIA.
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DUDE, I AM SO TIRED.
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I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN THREE
WEEKS. IT'S HORRIBLE.
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I JUST SIT IN THIS BED AND
EAT CANDY AND DRINK COFFEE.
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COME HERE. COME HERE.
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LOOK, I JUST...
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I NEED TO GET
SOMETHING OFF MY CHEST.
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IT'S ONE HAIR... JUST PLUCK IT.
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ASHLEY, I KNOW WE LIKE
TAKING SHOTS AT ONE ANOTHER,
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BUT CAN YOU JUST BE
SERIOUS FOR ONE SECOND?
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THIS IS IMPORTANT. WHAT?
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RIGHT BEFORE JOHNNY PULLED
ME OUT OF THE WAY OF THAT TRUCK,
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A VISION OF MY FUTURE
FLASHED BEFORE MY EYES.
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SO?
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IT WAS YOU.
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ALL RIGHT?
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A-AND THIS ISN'T
EASY FOR ME TO SAY,
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BUT IN MY HEART, I BELIEVE THAT
THERE'S SOMETHING BETWEEN US,
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AND I THINK WE OWE IT TO
OURSELVES TO EXPLORE IT.
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WOW! PETE, YOU REALLY MEAN THIS.
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YEAH.
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WELL, IN THAT
CASE, IN MY HEART...
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AND THIS ISN'T EASY
FOR ME EITHER...
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I HATE YOU, AND I'M
MOVING TO CALIFORNIA.
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WOW!
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WHAT DO YOU KNOW? THAT WAS EASY.
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I OPEN UP TO YOU,
AND THIS IS WHAT I GET?
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PETE, COME ON!
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YOU DON'T HAVE ANY
REAL FEELINGS FOR ME.
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I'M JUST THE ONLY WOMAN
LEFT IN THE BUILDING
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YOU HAVEN'T TRIED
TO GET ON TOP OF.
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NOW I REMEMBERED WHY
I SAVED YOU FOR LAST.
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PLEASE, PETE. COME ON!
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OKAY. MESSAGE RECEIVED.
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YOU'RE AVAILABLE.
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HEY.
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KATIE, HEY. I'M GLAD
YOU COULD MAKE IT.
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WELL, I WAS SURPRISED
TO HEAR FROM YOU.
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I MEAN, AFTER LAST TIME.
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I WAS AFRAID YOU'D GET THE
WRONG IMPRESSION WHEN I SAID I, UH,
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WELL, THAT THERE WAS
NOTHING BETWEEN US
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AND I NEVER WANTED
TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
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SO, WHAT CHANGED?
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WELL, UH, MY GIRLFRIEND
BROKE UP WITH ME.
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AND I DIDN'T WANT TO
SIT AROUND WONDERING
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FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE...
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MAYBE THIS IS TOO SOON.
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NO, IT'S FINE. I'M
GLAD YOU CALLED.
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YOU LOOK VERY CUTE.
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THANK YOU.
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YOU KNOW, YOU WERE MY
BIG HIGH-SCHOOL CRUSH.
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IN NINTH GRADE, I DECIDED
I WOULD SAVE IT FOR YOU.
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REALLY?
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WELL.
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IN NINTH GRADE, I WAS SAVING
IT FOR MARY LOU RETTON.
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NOW, UH, HOW LONG DID
YOU HOLD ON TO YOUR PLAN?
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STILL HOLDING.
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WHAT?
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I'M STILL SAVING
IT FOR YOU, BERG.
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OKAY.
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NOW, WHEN YOU SAY, UH..."IT,"
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UH, DO YOU MEAN... MY FLOWER.
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SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
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WELL, UH, WE
COULD... I DON'T KNOW.
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WE COULD SACRIFICE YOU
TO ENSURE A GOOD HARVEST.
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OKAY. THAT'S NOT
WHAT I HAD IN MIND.
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LOOK, KATIE, CLEARLY
I'M WORTH THE WAIT,
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BUT ISN'T THAT KIND
OF A LONG SHOT?
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I MEAN, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN
ME SINCE HIGH SCHOOL.
235
00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:34,192
OKAY, I HAVE TO CONFESS.
236
00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:36,995
I'VE BEEN WATCHING
YOU FOR EIGHT YEARS.
237
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,831
WHAT DO YOU... WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
238
00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,332
YOU KNOW... THROUGH BINOCULARS.
239
00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:46,404
OH, MY GOD. HAS IT
BEEN EIGHT YEARS?
240
00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:48,439
THAT'S JUST CRAZY.
241
00:11:48,474 --> 00:11:50,108
YEAH, I KNOW.
242
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:53,011
I MEAN, LIKE, WHOA! CRAZY.
243
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:58,583
SO, UH, WHAT MADE YOU
FINALLY DECIDE TO CONTACT ME?
244
00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:00,518
MY MOM WANTS GRANDKIDS.
245
00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:03,088
ALL RIGHT, SO, YOU READY,
246
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:04,723
OR DO YOU NEED
OYSTERS OR SOMETHING?
247
00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:15,366
LOOK, KATIE, UNDER
NORMAL CIRCUMSTANCES
248
00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:18,036
I WOULD LOVE TO
TAKE YOUR FLOWER.
249
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,538
BUT, UH, THE TRUTH IS, I CAN'T,
250
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:24,375
BECAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND AND
I... WE GOT BACK TOGETHER.
251
00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:27,545
YOU JUST TOLD ME
YOU BROKE UP WITH HER.
252
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:30,281
YES, I KNOW. WE'RE SO
ON-AGAIN AND OFF-AGAIN.
253
00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:33,118
YOU SEE, I'M NUTS, AND YOU'RE
OBVIOUSLY VERY GROUNDED,
254
00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:34,452
SO I SHOULD GO.
255
00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:37,122
WELL, MAYBE I SHOULD GO ASK HER,
256
00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:39,124
AND SHE'D CONFIRM ALL THIS?
257
00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:42,560
WELL, ON THAT NOTE, I
GUESS I'M GONNA HAVE TO...
258
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:43,835
OH, WHAT'S THAT?
259
00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:52,470
OH, GOD.
260
00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:55,573
OH, YEAH. THAT'S THE STUFF.
261
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,842
OH, HOW DID YOU KNOW?
262
00:12:57,878 --> 00:12:59,088
OKAY!
263
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,411
SWITCH!
264
00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:04,615
THAT'S IT! PARTY'S OVER!
265
00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:07,752
YOU... TOUCHY, FEELY... BEAT IT!
266
00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:09,053
PETE, WHAT'S WRONG?
267
00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:11,990
TODAY I LEARNED THE WORLD
IS NOT A BEAUTIFUL PLACE.
268
00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:14,292
IT'S A COLD, HEARTLESS
PLACE THAT MOCKS ME.
269
00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:18,429
MAN, YOU NEED TO GET
AWAY. THAT'S WHAT WE DID.
270
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,935
LOOK, WHEN I OFFERED
THIS PLACE TO YOU GUYS,
271
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,770
I WAS LIVING FOR THE MOMENT.
272
00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:28,773
WELL, THAT MOMENT HAS
PASSED, SO OUT YOU GO!
273
00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:34,745
WELL, THAT WAS
FUN WHILE IT LASTED.
274
00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:37,949
WHOA, WHOA! NO, DON'T
PACK! WE'RE NOT LEAVING.
275
00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:40,819
JOHNNY, IT'S OVER. LOOK
AT THE BRIGHT SIDE...
276
00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:44,755
WE HAD A FEW LAUGHS, AND YOU
GOT A PILLOWCASE FULL OF SOAPS.
277
00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:47,170
YESTERDAY PETE SAID
THAT LIFE WAS SHORT,
278
00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:49,571
AND WE SHOULD LIVE
IT TO THE FULLEST.
279
00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:51,996
YES, AND NOW HE'S
CANCELING THE ROOM.
280
00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:54,032
LET HIM. WE'LL PAY FOR THE ROOM.
281
00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:58,203
COULD YOU REPEAT THAT
FOR VERIFICATION PURPOSES?
282
00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:00,138
WE ARE GONNA PAY FOR THE ROOM.
283
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,740
SHARON, WE DESERVE
A NICE ANNIVERSARY.
284
00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:04,854
UNLESS YOU THINK
IT'S A BAD IDEA.
285
00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:06,110
NO!
286
00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:08,546
NO, JOHNNY, I LOVE IT!
287
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:12,783
OH, THIS IS OUR BEST
FIRST ANNIVERSARY EVER!
288
00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:14,585
HEY, HEY, HEY.
289
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:17,521
WHY DON'T WE GET IN THE
WHIRLPOOL BATH AND WATCH TV?
290
00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:18,522
SOUNDS GOOD.
291
00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:19,924
WORK UP AN APPETITE.
292
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,070
SOUNDS BETTER.
293
00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:22,793
ORDER SOME ROOM SERVICE.
294
00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:24,195
WE'RE NOT MADE OF MONEY.
295
00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:33,637
GERM?
296
00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:36,607
GERM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH
YOUR HEAD UNDER THE COVERS?
297
00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:39,878
I SWEAR, IF YOU HAVE
A MAGAZINE... PETE!
298
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:44,582
ASHLEY... COME DANCE WITH ME.
299
00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:46,317
I CAN'T. I-I'M WORKING.
300
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:48,953
I'M A DOCTOR WITH
RESPONSIBILITIES.
301
00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:50,989
THESE PEOPLE DEPEND ON ME.
302
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:52,268
YOU WANNA MAKE OUT?
303
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:53,324
SURE.
304
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:04,635
I, UM, I FELL ASLEEP.
305
00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:07,571
WE KNOW.
306
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:11,009
YOU WERE SHOWING OFF IN
FRONT OF THE INSOMNIACS.
307
00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:17,782
HEY, WHAT WERE
YOU DREAMING ABOUT?
308
00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:20,151
NOTHING. WHY?
309
00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:25,689
WELL, IT SOUNDED LIKE NO ONE
UNDER 17 SHOULD BE ADMITTED.
310
00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:28,126
IT WAS NOT A DREAM.
IT WAS A NIGHTMARE.
311
00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:29,260
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
312
00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:30,406
TO SHOOT MYSELF.
313
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,896
ALL RIGHT. GOOD LUCK.
314
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:39,282
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
315
00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:41,105
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
316
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,019
CAN'T YOU COME BACK
WHEN I'M NOT HERE?
317
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,275
I REALIZE YOU'RE UPSET,
318
00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:46,510
BUT WHAT YOU SAID
GOT ME THINKING.
319
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:49,147
DON'T LISTEN TO ME.
FORGET EVERYTHING I SAID.
320
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:50,548
I CAN'T FORGET.
321
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:53,151
UNLIKE YOU, I'M NOT
A MENTAL MIDGET.
322
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:54,685
OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
323
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:58,256
YOU COME INTO MY
HOME, AND YOU'RE RUDE.
324
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,791
DIDN'T THEY TEACH YOU
ANYTHING IN OBEDIENCE SCHOOL?
325
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:02,126
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
326
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:04,140
BECAUSE OF YOU AND
YOUR STUPID VISIONS,
327
00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:06,084
I STARTED HAVING
DREAMS ABOUT YOU.
328
00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:09,900
YOU WHAT?
329
00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:11,669
I HAD ONE STUPID DREAM,
330
00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:14,272
AND I WANTED YOU TO KNOW
IT DOESN'T MEAN A THING.
331
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,975
IT MEANT ENOUGH FOR
YOU TO COME DOWN HERE
332
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:20,611
AND GAZE ONCE AGAIN UPON
THE STAR OF YOUR LUSTY DREAM.
333
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,347
IT WASN'T LUSTY.
334
00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:24,915
IT WAS DISTURBING...
VERY, VERY DISTURBING.
335
00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:26,351
WHY WAS IT DISTURBING?
336
00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:27,396
YOU WERE KISSING ME.
337
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:29,920
WHY IS THAT DISTURBING?
338
00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:31,322
BECAUSE I LIKED IT.
339
00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:36,927
OWWWW!
340
00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:39,141
WHO TOLD YOU THAT
YOU COULD KISS ME?
341
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:40,731
YOU SAID YOU LIKED IT!
342
00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:42,011
IN MY DREAMS!
343
00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:43,501
BUT...
344
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:46,137
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED
TO DO IN ORDER TO REALIZE
345
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,873
THERE ARE NO GENUINE
FEELINGS BETWEEN US,
346
00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:51,348
THEN FINE, KISS ME.
347
00:16:57,417 --> 00:17:00,251
OWWWWW!
348
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:05,289
YOU SEE? NOTHING.
349
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:07,169
OH, WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO WITH THAT?
350
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:08,592
OWWWW!
351
00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:11,595
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!
352
00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:13,442
I'VE BEEN CALLING FOR
THE LAST HALF-HOUR.
353
00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:14,632
I KNOW.
354
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:17,601
THANK HEAVEN FOR A LITTLE
THING CALLED "CALLER I.D."
355
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:20,204
FUNNY STORY... YOU
REMEMBER "COMIC BOOK KATIE"?
356
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,051
TURNS OUT SHE'S
CERTIFIABLY INSANE.
357
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:23,474
ISN'T THAT A GAS?
358
00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:26,511
ANYWAY, I TOLD HER THAT WE GOT
BACK TOGETHER TO GET RID OF HER,
359
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,080
AND NOW SHE'S ON HER WAY
DOWN HERE TO TALK TO YOU.
360
00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:30,826
CAN YOU COVER FOR ME, PLEASE?
361
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:33,784
IT'LL BE LIKE PUTTING ON A SHOW.
YOU LOVE PUTTING ON SHOWS.
362
00:17:33,819 --> 00:17:35,553
YOU'RE RIGHT, BERG.
363
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:39,524
I WOULD LOVE TO HELP
YOU IN ANY WAY I CAN.
364
00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:44,095
HOW'S THAT FOR A SHOW?
365
00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:46,997
Berg: KATIE!
366
00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:48,144
HI.
367
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:49,267
HI.
368
00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:53,404
SO, HERE, UH... HERE
WE ARE JUST, UH...
369
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:56,441
JUST A HAPPY, HAPPY COUPLE.
370
00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:57,741
SHUT UP, BERG!
371
00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:59,910
I WANT TO HEAR IT FROM HER.
372
00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:03,181
OKAY... KATIE.
373
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:05,983
THE TRUTH IS, WE
ARE NOT TOGETHER.
374
00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:07,618
LIAR!
375
00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:10,388
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN
YOU HAVE A CHANCE WITH HIM.
376
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,722
YOU DON'T.
377
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,458
HE THINKS YOU'RE INSANE.
378
00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:15,193
HE'LL NEVER TELL YOU THAT,
379
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:17,962
BECAUSE HE WANTS
EVERYONE TO LIKE HIM.
380
00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:20,864
SO I'LL SAY WHAT HE'S
TOO COWARDLY TO SAY.
381
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,333
DON'T CALL HIM AGAIN.
382
00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:24,202
BERG, IS THAT TRUE?
383
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:27,705
YOU CAN CALL ME ON MY BIRTHDAY.
384
00:18:30,676 --> 00:18:33,478
WELL, THANK YOU
FOR YOUR HONESTY.
385
00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:36,180
AND TO THINK... I
WAS GONNA KILL YOU.
386
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:40,084
OH, BOY, HONESTY... I TELL YOU,
387
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,620
I NEVER WOULD HAVE
THOUGHT OF THAT.
388
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,255
BYE, BERG.
389
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:46,890
JUST THINK ONE
SECOND HERE, IRENE.
390
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:48,426
COME ON.
391
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:51,462
I REALIZE THAT I WAS PRETTY
SELFISH IN OUR RELATIONSHIP,
392
00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:53,297
BUT I CAN CHANGE.
393
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:54,932
I SWEAR I...
394
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,801
FROM NOW ON, I WILL BE
COMPLETELY HONEST WITH YOU.
395
00:18:57,837 --> 00:19:01,172
IRENE...
396
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:05,610
NEED ME TO BUST SOME ASS?
397
00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:11,582
IT'S OKAY, ROGER. I'LL
BE THERE IN A MINUTE.
398
00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:14,885
OKAY.
399
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,987
YOU HURT HER...
400
00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:20,958
AND I'LL MUSH YOUR FACE THE
WAY I MUSH YOUR MAGAZINES.
401
00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:30,468
I'M SORRY YOU HAD
TO FIND OUT THIS WAY.
402
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:33,304
WHATEVER! YOU'RE JUST
USING HIM TO GET BACK AT ME.
403
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:35,072
YOU ARE WRONG. I LIKE ROGER.
404
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:37,074
UNLIKE YOU, HE WILL
NOT BREAK MY HEART.
405
00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:38,342
HE IS RELIABLE.
406
00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:43,181
NEITHER RAIN NOR SLEET
NOR SNOW WILL KEEP HIM AWAY.
407
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:46,484
LOOK, YOU JUST
LOOK ME IN THE EYE
408
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:50,054
AND YOU TELL ME THAT
YOU DON'T LOVE ME,
409
00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:53,191
AND I WILL NEVER
BOTHER YOU AGAIN.
410
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:57,195
I HAVE TO GO.
411
00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:59,630
YOU DIDN'T SAY NO. YOU
DID NOT SAY NO, IRENE!
412
00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:00,906
AAAAH!
413
00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:10,641
ALL RIGHT. STILL
FEELIN' NOTHIN' FOR ME?
414
00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:11,877
EHHH.
415
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,644
ALL RIGHT.
416
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,879
THEN WE HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN,
417
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:18,583
BUT THIS TIME,
ONCE WE GET GOING,
418
00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:20,585
YOU CAN STOP SLAPPING ME.
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