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Pete: I'M PETE DONVILLE.

THIS IS MY LIFE. GET USED TO IT.

HER NAME IS SUSAN.

SHE'S BEAUTIFUL AND SOPHISTICATED,

AND MOST OF ALL, SHE'S INTO ME.

BUT MY BOSS CAPTAIN SHAW IS INTO HER, TOO,

WHICH WOULDN'T BE SO BAD

IF IT WEREN'T FOR THIS LITTLE THING...

SUSAN IS MY ROOMMATE'S MOM.

WHEN BERG FOUND OUT, HE FLEW INTO A RAGE AND STORMED OFF,

BUT HE'LL BE BACK, AND SOON I'LL BE DEAD.

OR JUST SCOLDED, YOU KNOW,

BUT WHO WANTS THAT ON THEIR DAY OFF?

I THINK I'LL TAKE A SHOWER.

OH, HEY, CAPTAIN,

I WAS JUST COMING TO DO THAT.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT, DONVILLE.

GRUNT WORK HELPS ME KEEP MY MIND OFF OF...

A CERTAIN SOMEONE.

SUSAN.

MRS. BERGEN. MRS. SUSAN BERGEN.

I KNOW IT WAS JUST ONE DATE,

BUT WE GREW SO CLOSE.

I EVEN SHOWED HER MY APPENDIX SCAR.

WOW, WOW.

I HADN'T REALIZED IT HAD GONE THAT FAR.

BUT, LISTEN, SIR, I'M HERE FOR YOU.

THANKS, DONVILLE.

I'M NOT ONE FOR NANCY TALK, BUT IT HELPS.

I MEAN, YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND...

SHE'S THE FIRST THING ON YOUR MIND.

YOU TRY TO EAT BREAKFAST...

BUT YOU CAN'T EAT ANYTHING.

ALL YOU CAN REMEMBER IS THE WAY SHE SMELLED...

AND WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO KISS HER.

I NEVER KISSED HER.

NO, NO, BUT... BUT SHE SAW YOUR SCAR,

AND THAT'S... THAT'S, I THINK, SECOND BASE.

LISTEN, WHY DON'T... WHY DON'T I GO OUT

AND GET US SOME COMFORT FOOD, ALL RIGHT?

HOW ABOUT MEATBALL SUBS?

I'D RATHER HAVE PUDDING.

ALL RIGHT. YOU GOT IT.

WHAT A GOOD KID.

HI. EXCUSE ME.

I WAS LOOKING FOR PETE DONVILLE.

OH, YOU JUST... YOU JUST MISSED HIM.

OH.

ARE YOU HIS GIRLFRIEND?

OH, NO.

WELL, IF I WAS 20 YEARS OLDER, MAYBE.

I'M CAPTAIN SHAW.

HI. CAN I HELP YOU?

YES, I JUST WANTED TO GIVE HIM

THESE THINGS FROM HOME... JUST SOME CLOTHES,

A TOOTHBRUSH, HIS AQUAMAN FLIP-FLOPS...

IS HE MOVING IN?

OH, NO, NO, NO.

HE JUST GOT IN A BIT OF A FIGHT WITH HIS ROOMMATE.

BORROWED SOMETHING WITHOUT ASKING?

OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. PETE'S VERY CONSCIENTIOUS.

IT'S JUST THIS LITTLE THING

WHERE HE SLEPT WITH HIS ROOMMATE'S MOM.

HE SLEPT WITH MRS. BERGEN?

OH, YEAH.

SHE HAD TO LEAVE TOWN. IT'S A WHOLE TO-DO.

SO YOU'LL GIVE THIS TO HIM?

OH, I'LL GIVE IT TO HIM.

WOW. IT IS SO NICE THAT PETE FINALLY HAS A NICE CAPTAIN.

YOU KNOW, THE LAST ONE SOUNDED

LIKE HE REALLY HAD A STICK UP HIS BUTT.

SEE, DON'T YOU FEEL BETTER NOW?

NO.

OH, FUNNY. MAYBE IT ONLY WORKS ON CATS.

MY BEST FRIEND SLEPT WITH MY MOM.

I'M NOT GOING TO GET OVER IT BY SCRATCHING ON A POST

OR CHASING A FEATHER ON A STRING.

I WAS AFRAID YOU WOULD SAY THAT,

SO I BAKED YOU

A "SORRY PETE SLEPT WITH YOUR MOM" MUFFIN.

NO, THANK YOU.

COME ON, BERG. NOW, OKAY, DON'T GET MAD,

BUT I THINK THEY MADE A NICE COUPLE.

HOW... HOW COULD YOU THINK THAT?

HOW COULD YOU SAY IT?

HOW COULD YOU THINK IT, THEN SAY IT?

OKAY, YES, THEY MAKE A CRAZY COUPLE,

BUT YOU KNOW WHO ELSE MAKES A CRAZY COUPLE?

- KNOCK, KNOCK. - WHO'S THERE?

IT'S US!

HEY, ALL RIGHT, LOOK,

IRENE, SHE'S MY MOM, OKAY?

YOU KNOW, THE WOMAN WHO HELD ME WHEN I WAS LITTLE?

WHO WIPED MY NOSE WHEN I WAS SICK?

NEVER MISSED A SOCCER GAME?

THEN THERE'S PETE,

WHO I WATCHED PORN WITH LAST FRIDAY.

NOW PICTURE THE TWO OF THEM TOGETHER.

EW! OH!

YOU POOR BABY.

YEAH, NOT NOW, IRENE.

I FIND ALL WOMEN REPULSIVE.

Sharon: HEY, ASH.

HEY.

NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT ABOUT ME?

SHARON, I DON'T FIND THESE GAMES

QUITE AS CHALLENGING AS JOHNNY DOES.

SO WHAT'S UP?

OKAY, I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU

FOR HELPING ME OUT WITH MY RESUMéS

BECAUSE I WAS JUST OFFERED A JOB

AS SALES REP FOR BENNETT PHARMACEUTICALS!

CONGRATULATIONS!

YEAH, I GET TOTAL BENEFITS,

A 401k, AND FREE HORMONE REPLACEMENT WHEN I RETIRE.

I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT.

YEAH!

I DON'T WANT TO DO IT.

IF I WANTED TO SELL DRUGS,

I WOULD HAVE STAYED WITH MY FIRST BOYFRIEND.

DON'T TAKE THE JOB.

NO, I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.

JOHNNY'S PRESSURING ME TO GO TO WORK.

I JUST... I DON'T KNOW. I FEEL SO LOST.

OH, SHAR, COME ON.

YOU JUST HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT WHAT YOU WANT TO DO YET.

COME ON... THINK BACK.

ISN'T THERE SOMETHING YOU'VE ALWAYS DREAMED ABOUT?

WELL, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A V.J. FOR MTV.

OKAY.

ANY OTHER DREAMS? AND THIS TIME, WAKE UP.

OKAY, THERE IS ONE,

BUT PLEASE PROMISE NOT TO JUDGE ME.

AW, SO IT'S SOMETHING STUPID.

NO. OKAY.

I'M THINKING ABOUT GOING TO LAW SCHOOL.

SO DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MUSIC VIDEOS?

YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

LAW SCHOOL, IT TAKES SO MUCH TIME AND MONEY,

IT'S JUST... IT'S JUST A STUPID DREAM.

NO. COME ON, SHARON,

THERE ARE NO STUPID DREAMS.

LISTEN, YOU'VE GOT THE TIME,

AND NOW YOU'VE GOT THE MONEY,

AND I SAY IF BEING A LAWYER IS WHAT YOU REALLY WANT,

THEN YOU SHOULD GO FOR IT.

REALLY? YEAH.

WHO ARGUES MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THIS BUILDING?

YOU DO.

YOU SEE? YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE A GREAT LAWYER.

I'M HATING YOU ALREADY.

WELL, WHO CARES? I'M GOING TO BE A LAWYER.

I CAN GET BETTER FRIENDS. SEE YA.

OKAY, EVERYBODY, HIDE YOUR MOTHERS.

HEY, SHARON, THANKS FOR THE CARE PACKAGE.

DID YOU KNOW CAPTAIN SHAW WAS IN LOVE WITH SUSAN?

NO.

OH, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? I WOULDN'T WORRY, PETE.

I DON'T THINK HE'S GOING TO BE TOO MUCH COMPETITION FOR YOU.

SO, HOW'S YOUR OLD LADY?

I'M SORRY. I MEANT BERG'S MOM.

THERE'S REALLY NO GOOD WAY OF SAYING IT, IS THERE?

NO.

BUT, ASHLEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE, ANYWAY?

SHOULDN'T YOU BE ROUNDING UP THE DALMATIANS?

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, WELL, SERIOUSLY,

SO HAVE YOU TALKED WITH SUSAN?

I HAVEN'T TALKED TO HER SINCE I DROPPED HER OFF AT THE TRAIN.

I'M GOING TO GIVE HER A CALL

AS SOON AS I FIGURE OUT WHAT I'M GOING TO SAY.

OH, THANK YOU. THAT REMINDS ME.

I'VE GOT TO CALL MY MOTHER.

OH, PETER DONVILLE.

YOU ARE NOT THE MAN I THOUGHT YOU WERE.

WELL, THAT CAN HAPPEN, IRENE.

REMEMBER WHEN YOU THOUGHT THE GARBAGE MAN

WAS BURT BACHARACH?

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO BERG?

IF ANYONE, I THOUGHT YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND.

WELL, YOU THOUGHT WRONG, BATMAN.

THE BOY WONDER'S GOT HIS CAPE ALL IN A BUNCH.

IRENE, CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS LATER?

COMMISSIONER GORDON JUST SENT UP THE BAT SIGNAL.

SURE, FINE, LEAVE ME HERE TO CLEAN UP YOUR MESS.

DO YOU THINK I WANTED THIS?

HUH? YOU KNOW, Y-YOU WAKE UP ONE MORNING

AND... AND YOU THINK YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO FIND SOMEONE.

AND THEN YOU TURN AROUND AND THERE'S SUSAN,

AND THERE'S THIS SPARK,

AND ALL THIS WONDERFUL STUFF STARTS TO HAPPEN, AND...

WAIT. DO YOU LOVE HER?

I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE. I DON'T KNOW.

OH, PETE DONVILLE,

YOU'RE NOT JUST SOME GUY HOPPING HIS ROOMMATE'S MOM.

YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT HER.

YEAH, I DO, IRENE,

BUT IT'S OVER NOW, AND I'M NEVER GOING

TO FIND OUT WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN.

NO! I, FOR ONE, CANNOT SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WONDERING.

WHAT ABOUT BERG?

HE'S GOT A MUFFIN THE SIZE OF A BASKETBALL.

HI.

HEY, BABY.

HEY, UH, SWEETIE,

I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT OUR SAVINGS.

OH, I WISH YOU'D STOP DOING THAT.

AND I HAVE FIGURED OUT A WAY

TO TURN OUR $90,000 INTO MILLIONS.

I'M LISTENING.

OKAY.

I'M GOING TO LAW SCHOOL.

WHAT'S YOUR PLAN...

YOU'RE GOING TO SLIP DOWN THE STEPS AND SUE THEM?

NO, SWEETIE, I'M SERIOUS. I WANT MY LAW DEGREE.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE V.J. THING?

SWEETIE, I'VE WANTED TO BE A LAWYER FOR A LONG TIME,

BUT I JUST DIDN'T REALIZE IT

UNTIL I WAS TALKING WITH ASHLEY TODAY.

OH, WELL, THANKS A LOT, ASHLEY.

HEY, WHEN SHE CAME TO ME, SHE WAS A DRUG DEALER.

YEAH, WHAT ABOUT THAT JOB OFFER?

I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT.

I WOULD BE A GOOD LAWYER. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M LIKE.

I-I'M RELENTLESS, I'M A FIGHTER,

I WIN EVERY ARGUMENT...

YES. I'VE SEEN THAT. IT'S NOT ATTRACTIVE.

JOHNNY, RIGHT NOW I HAVE THE TIME AND THE MONEY.

WHOA! WHO-O-OA, WHOA, HOLD ON THERE.

YOU MEAN WE HAVE THE MONEY.

ALL RIGHT, WE HAVE THE MONEY,

AND IT'S NOT DOING ANYTHING

JUST SITTING THERE COLLECTING INTEREST.

BUT WE HAVE A RULE, REMEMBER?

WE HAVE TO AGREE BEFORE EVERY MAJOR PURCHASE.

OH, RIGHT, LIKE THE HOUSE YOU BOUGHT WITHOUT HER.

THAT'S WHY SHE MADE THE RULE!

OKAY.

IF YOU'RE GOING TO YELL AT ME, I'M LEAVING.

OH, YOU MEAN I HAD THAT POWER ALL ALONG? GO!

JOHNNY, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE BEING LIKE THIS OVER MONEY.

SWEETIE, THREE YEARS OF LAW SCHOOL

WILL TAKE UP OUR ENTIRE SAVINGS.

BUT I PROMISE YOU I WILL MAKE IT BACK.

THIS IS FOR MY CAREER.

YOUR CAREER?

SWEETIE, YOU JUST THOUGHT OF THIS THIS MORNING.

YOU'VE PROBABLY BEEN LOOKING FOR A REASON

TO BUY A NEW OUTFIT AND A BRIEFCASE.

LOOK, I HAVE WANTED THAT BRIEFCASE FOR A LONG TIME.

JOHNNY, HALF THAT MONEY IS MINE,

AND I WOULD LIKE TO USE IT TO GO TO LAW SCHOOL.

THEN FINE. USE IT.

OKAY, SAY IT AGAIN BUT MEAN IT.

SWEETIE, IT IS IMPORTANT TO ME

THAT YOU'RE OKAY WITH THIS DECISION.

I-I CAN'T JUST BE HAPPY

BECAUSE YOU ASKED ME TO BE HAPPY.

I MEAN, WHAT IF THIS IS JUST ANOTHER WAY

FOR YOU TO AVOID RESPONSIBILITY,

ANOTHER EXCUSE SO THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORK

FOR A FEW MORE YEARS?

JOHNNY, HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?

BECAUSE SHE HASN'T WORKED A DAY SINCE I MARRIED HER!

UH... I JUST RAN INTO PETE.

YOU DID?

I HAD A TALK WITH HIM.

HE'S IN YOUR APARTMENT PACKING RIGHT NOW.

GREAT! HE'S MOVING OUT?

I TOLD HIM TO GO FOR IT!

YOU SENT PETE BACK TO BE WITH MY MOTHER?

POOR DEAR. ALL HE NEEDED WAS A LITTLE SUPPORT.

DID YOU MAKE HIM A MUFFIN?

BERG, IF YOU HAD SEEN HOW HIS FACE LIT UP,

YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME THING.

WELL, I WASN'T THERE, BUT, UH...

JUST GOING BY HOW I FEEL,

I'M PRETTY SURE I WOULDN'T HAVE.

AND YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE, EITHER.

WHY?

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I HAVE TO STAND HERE

AND EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU.

LOOK, IRENE, I AM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CORRECT?

CORRECT. BY THE WAY, I LOVE IT.

THANK YOU.

AND YOU ARE MY GIRLFRIEND.

WITH BELLS ON.

AND AS BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND, WE ARE A TEAM.

YOU'RE ON THE SAME SIDE.

BECAUSE YOU'RE MAD AT PETE, I SHOULD BE MAD AT PETE.

OKAY, TEAM HUG! OKAY!

ALL RIGHT, HEY... LET'S HIT THE SHOWERS.

OKAY.

HEY, BUT I'M STILL GLAD I TOLD PETE TO SEE YOUR MOTHER.

OH.

I SEE.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

I'M GOING TO GO PLAY FOR THE OTHER TEAM.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

HELLO, PETE.

HEY, BERG.

LONG TIME, NO SEE.

HAVE YOU LOST WEIGHT? YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.

I GUESS YOU FIND ALL THE BERGENS ATTRACTIVE.

YOU, UH, YOU GOING SOMEWHERE?

ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I'M NOT GOING TO LIE TO YOU.

I'VE BEEN TRANSFERRED TO ITALY.

I SEE.

WELL, LET ME...

LET ME ACCUSTOM YOU TO SOME OF THE HAND GESTURES.

I KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING, ALL RIGHT?

I WANT YOU TO STOP SEEING MY MOTHER. IT'S OVER.

LOOK, BERG, I FEEL TERRIBLE ABOUT THIS.

I REALLY DO. BUT I CAN'T JUST LEAVE THINGS UNRESOLVED

AND SUSAN FEELS THE SAME WAY.

YOU TALKED TO HER?

YEAH, JUST NOW. IT'S RUDE TO JUST DROP BY.

IF THERE'S ONE THING MY MOM TAUGHT ME...

OKAY.

NEV-NEV-NEVER MIND.

THE POINT IS, IS THERE'S...

THERE'S JUST A LOT OF THINGS THAT WE NEED TO SORT OUT.

YOU NEED TO SORT THINGS OUT.

I UNDERSTAND.

THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO EXCEPT HELP YOU WITH YOUR BAG.

ANYTHING ELSE YOU'D LIKE TO TAKE TO ALBANY?

MY GRANDMOTHER?

LOOK, THIS DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A BAD THING.

WHAT IF IT WORKS OUT WITH ME AND SUSAN?

OH, EXCELLENT.

WELL, THEN YOU CAN BE MY NEW STEPDAD.

YEAH, I'LL CALL YOU PAPA AND YOU CAN CALL ME HALF-PINT.

WE ALL GO AND GET BANANA SPLITS TOGETHER,

LIKE ONE BIG, HAPPY FAMILY. HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?

BERG, I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE ANGRY.

I-I DO.

BUT LOOK, CAN'T YOU JUST UNDERSTAND HOW I FEEL?

IF YOU LEAVE, DON'T COME BACK.

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

IF YOU LEAVE, DON'T COME BACK!

OH, GOOD. I BELIEVE THESE ARE YOUR PULL-UPS.

CONGRATULATIONS, SHARON.

YOUR PROJECT TO REANIMATE HITLER HAS WORKED.

BERG THREW MY CLOTHES OUT THE WINDOW.

OH, IS HE STILL MAD AT YOU ABOUT...

YOU KNOW?

YOU CAN SAY IT, SHARON.

ME AND SUSAN... I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF.

THAT'S RIGHT. YOU SHOULD GET THE FRIEND OF THE YEAR AWARD.

WHY IS EVERYONE SO CONCERNED WITH BERG, HUH?

WHY ISN'T ANYONE CONCERNED ABOUT ME?

I'M DEALING WITH A LOT OF DIFFICULT EMOTIONS NOW.

NOW, WILL SOMEONE PLEASE FIND ME A STICK

AND HELP ME PICK MY UNDERWEAR OUT OF A TREE?

I'M LATE FOR A TRAIN.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

ALBANY.

WHAT?

SUSAN AND I ARE GOING TO SEE WHERE WE STAND.

WOW. I BET YOUR BRAIN IS NO BIGGER THAN A PEA.

WHAT I THINK ASHLEY MEANS TO SAY

IS, SWEETIE, I THINK YOU JUST NEED TO SLOW DOWN

AND THINK ABOUT WHAT THIS WILL DO

TO YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH BERG.

NO, WHAT I MEANT WAS I BET IF WE HAD A PEA

AND THEN PETE'S BRAIN AND WE COMPARED...

THANK YOU.

BERG WILL GET OVER THIS. HE ALWAYS DOES.

NOT THIS TIME, PETE.

SHARON, HE'LL GET OVER THIS.

WE'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT.

WE'VE WEATHERED STUFF LIKE THIS BEFORE.

REMEMBER WHEN HE WENT OUT WITH MARTY WITHOUT ASKING?

I GOT OVER IT.

REALLY?

NO, BUT WE'RE STILL FRIENDS.

IT'S HARDLY THE SAME.

SEE, I KNEW YOU WOULD SIDE WITH HIM.

NO, COME ON. I AM NOT SIDING WITH HIM.

THERE'S NO ONE RIGHT OR WRONG HERE.

PETE, HE WILL NEVER, EVER UNDERSTAND THIS,

SO IF THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO,

YOU HAVE TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY

FOR YOUR DECISION.

WELL...

LOOKS LIKE I'M ALL YOU'VE GOT LEFT IN THE WORLD.

WELL, GO AHEAD.

THE LIONS AND THE JACKALS HAVE HAD THEIR FILL OF ME.

IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO SWOOP DOWN

AND STICK YOUR UGLY NECK INTO MY CARCASS.

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?

DID YOU PUT A SIGN ON MY BACK?

I KNOW THIS IS REALLY HARD,

AND I HOPE YOU MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE.

THANKS.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

OH, I'D WAIT TO SEE WHAT YOU DO

AND THEN DO THE OPOSITE.

OKAY.

LAW SCHOOL IS $25,000 A YEAR

PLUS BOOKS, TIMES THREE YEARS... DAMN!

OKAY, IF LAW SCHOOL WERE $800 A YEAR...

HI.

HEY, BABY, WOULD YOU SAY YOU'RE SMART ENOUGH

TO GET INTO A REAL TOPNOTCH LAW SCHOOL?

YES, JOHNNY, I AM.

DAMN.

WHAT, SO YOU'RE GOING TO BE UNHAPPY ABOUT THIS?

YEAH, I-I DON'T SEE HOW THINGS HAVE CHANGED.

WELL, THEY HAVE. THIS IS MY DECISION,

AND I'M GOING TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR IT,

SO I'M GOING TO LAW SCHOOL,

BUT I'M GOING TO PAY FOR IT.

YOU KNOW, STUDENT LOANS,

PART-TIME JOB, WHATEVER IT TAKES.

WOW, YOU... YOU REALLY DO WANT TO DO THIS.

MORE THAN ANYTHING I'VE WANTED TO DO SINCE THIS MORNING.

KIDDING.

SO... I GET A WIFE WHO'S A LAWYER

AND I KEEP THE MONEY IN THE BANK.

AM I THE BEST, OR WHAT?

OH!

WE HAVE A GREAT MARRIAGE.

HEY...

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT US GETTING A SNOWMOBILE?

BERG, WAIT, WAIT.

I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO YOU.

IN CASE YOU WANT TO KNOW, I'M NOT GOING TO ALBANY,

ALL RIGHT?

I KNOW THAT YOU CAN'T EVER UNDERSTAND WHAT HAPPENED,

AND I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR THE DETAILS,

SO HERE'S THE DEAL...

I THINK YOUR MOM'S AMAZING,

BUT THIS WHOLE THING ISN'T WORTH LOSING MY BEST FRIEND.

REALLY?

YEAH.

SO I-I'M GOING TO CALL YOUR MOM

AND TELL HER THAT I CAN'T SEE HER ANYMORE.

YOU'D DO THAT?

YEAH.

YEAH, AND I THINK WHAT'S IMPORTANT

IS THAT WE, YOU KNOW, PUT ALL OF THIS BEHIND US

AND GET BACK TO THE WAY WE WERE.

WHAT DO YOU SAY?

BITE ME.

HOW YOU FEELING?

GREAT.

GOOD, 'CAUSE I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU.

I BAKED YOU A "PLEASE FORGIVE ME" MUFFIN.

BEAUTIFUL. DESSERT.

LISTEN, I AM SO SORRY I DISAPPOINTED YOU, BERG.

YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S FINE,

'CAUSE YOU ARE THE ONE PERSON I KNOW

WHO ONLY ACTS OUT OF GOOD INTENTIONS.

LISTEN, I WANT TO BE A GOOD GIRLFRIEND.

I WANT TO BE THERE FOR YOU, SO FROM NOW ON,

IF I DON'T AGREE WITH YOU, I'LL LIE RIGHT TO YOUR FACE.

OH, THANK YOU. WAS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?

WE'RE A TEAM, HUH?

WE ARE.

GO BERGIES!

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE JERSEYS, ARE YOU?

OH, I HAVE TO.

I THINK I MAY BE FULL.

I DON'T FEEL FULL.

OKAY.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?