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Oscar?
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Yeah.
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Pick up your coat.
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Listen, I'm glad you're home.
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Something happened today.
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I need a beer.
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This is important.
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I had quite a day.
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A beer is important right now.
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Mmm, oh, I needed that.
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How are you, Felix,
how you feeling?
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Something happened today
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that I have to tell you about.
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Felix, wait a minute.
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How come I always have
to hear about your day?
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How come you never
ask me about my day?
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I'm sorry. How was your day?
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Don't ask.
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You know, you're not the
easiest man in the world to talk to.
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I'm sorry, Felix. What is it?
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You're not gonna like this.
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Well, I'll never know
if you don't get to it.
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Please don't talk with
your mouth full of food!
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Let her tell you tomorrow
when she gets here.
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Her? Who's her?
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The mother.
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Oh, I get it
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it's a new word
game you're trying out.
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No, I'm not playing any games.
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Then what is it?
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Tomorrow morning,
you're going to be a father.
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A father?
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Ahh... you're
surprised, aren't you?
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Yeah, I'm a little surprised.
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If I'm supposed
to be the father,
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who's supposed to be the mother?
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Mrs. Grainger.
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Nice lady, I don't even
know a Mrs. Grainger.
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Will you stop, Felix,
tell me what it's about?!
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The Big Brothers of America.
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Yeah?
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Where men act as father
to boys who don't have one.
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Yeah, well, I know what the
Big Brothers of America are.
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Good... the boy's
name is Randy Grainger.
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Nice name.
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We only take him one day a week.
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His mother works on Saturday,
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so we're signed up
to be his big brothers.
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We're signed up?
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Well, I signed the papers,
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but you live here, too.
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Yeah, but living here
doesn't make me a volunteer.
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Besides, we have a picnic with
the Pigeon sisters on Saturday.
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I fixed that up,
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I changed the date to Sunday.
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You what?
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Oscar, this is a chance for us
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to do something
useful with our lives.
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I gave at the office.
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You think that's the same thing
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as serving on a
one-to-one basis?
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Felix, I'm no good with
kids on a one-to-one basis.
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Nonsense, you
have natural charm.
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You have warm eyes.
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I don't have warm eyes.
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Don't con me, Felix.
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You know me with kids.
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I stare at them, waiting
for them to say something.
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They stare back, waiting
for me to say something.
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And from there it
goes right downhill.
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In other words,
you're not interested.
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Not in other words,
those are the exact ones.
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I'm not interested.
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Never mind.
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I'll do it myself.
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When the boy gets here,
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I'll play with him,
and I'll guide him.
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And I'll lend him a
helping hand in life.
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Felix, someday they're
going to carve your head
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on Mount Rushmore...
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if I don't do it first.
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Mr. Unger?
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Mrs. Grainger, yes.
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This must be Randy.
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Yes, sir.
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How do you do? I'm Felix Unger.
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How do you do, sir?
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I certainly appreciate
your doing this, Mr. Unger.
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It's my pleasure.
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I always wanted
to be a big brother.
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Unfortunately, I was the
youngest in my family,
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so I was always
the little brother.
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We'll have fun, won't we?
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Yes, sir.
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Well, I have to get to work.
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You be a good boy now.
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I will mother.
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Here's your toothbrush.
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Be sure and brush after eating.
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Yes, mother.
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And keep out of drafts.
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Not too many sweets now.
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Oh, don't worry.
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I've planned a balanced diet.
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Good.
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Well, bye, dear.
I'll see you at 6:00.
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Bye, Mom.
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I hope I'm doing
the right thing.
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Don't worry, I've got a
lot of activities planned.
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A lot of man-to-man stuff.
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Nothing too rowdy.
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Well, fine. Thank you again.
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You bet. Bye-bye.
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Well... here we are.
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Yes, sir.
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You don't have to call me sir...
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I'm your big brother.
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Call me Mr. Unger.
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Yes, sir, Mr. Unger.
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Let's not be formal.
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Sit down, sit down.
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Make yourself at home.
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Don't sit there, sit here.
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I think you'll find it
more comfortable.
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Comfortable there?
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Yes, sir.
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It's a good sofa.
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Don't do that.
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Well, what would you like to do?
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Anything you say, Mr. Unger.
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I was trying to remember
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what I enjoyed doing
when I was your age.
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How would you like to run the
vacuum cleaner all by yourself?
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There's... Martinique,
Mauritania, Mexico, Mexico...
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Monaco! Now look...
you see the prince?
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Yeah?
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You can hold it.
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Now, you see the
mark near his eye
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that looks like a sty?
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That makes it very valuable.
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Because the prince has a sty?
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No, it's not a
sty, it's a mistake.
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Don't you understand that?
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That's what makes it valuable.
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Hmm, I guess so.
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Sure is a lot of adventure
in stamps, isn't there?
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Yeah.
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I've got them all categorized.
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Natural wonders,
flowers, jungle beasts.
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Wait, you want to see my
Mexican special delivery?
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It's a picture of the
Postmaster General asleep.
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You already showed it to me.
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I did?
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Don't play with
that, that's not a toy.
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Here's my National
Park Series...
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You'll love these.
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Look, there's the Grand
Canyon, Yosemite, Yellowstone...
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Looks like one's missing.
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Where's Zion Canyon?
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Oh, if I've lost Zion Canyon,
I'll never forgive myself.
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Felix?
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You should have been
there, I was beautiful.
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Three all, the
bottom of the ninth.
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I laid down this beautiful bunt
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and I scored Ziggy
with the winning run.
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Wow!
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In case you're wondering
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who that is, he lives here, too.
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What in the world...
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Hey, whatever happened
to Zion Canyon?
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Oh, he couldn't hit a curve,
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so they sent him
back to the minors.
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Hey, come here, I want
you to meet somebody.
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This is Randy Grainger.
Oscar Madison.
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Hi.
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Sure.
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Okay, listen, I was
sensational, Felix.
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I may get the most
valuable player award.
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I know where it is.
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You two talk to each other.
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How are you?
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Fine.
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What are you staring at?
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Oh, not much.
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Uh-huh.
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I've got it!
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I got it.
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What a relief.
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It's in this album.
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How are you two getting along?
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Like I said, remember?
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Downhill.
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Come on, I want
to show you this.
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Here, hold this.
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Look... see the colors?
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Isn't that marvelous?
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Isn't that beautiful?
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Yes, sir.
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It's called "The Dance
of the Russian Peasants."
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It tells a story...
Hear the oboe?
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That's the little Russian girl
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and she's running
through the wheat fields
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on the way to meet
her Cossack fiancé.
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He's played by the bassoon.
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When they meet, you'll
hear a trill on the woodwinds.
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Coming into the stretch,
it's Beeline on the rail...
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Come on, Masky!
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Do you mind
turning that thing off?
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Are you kidding?
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I got ten bucks on the
schnoz of that horse.
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Why don't you listen on
the set in your bedroom?
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The battery's dead.
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Here comes Jubal on the outside.
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Come on, Masky!
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Listen to the Cossack!
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Come on, Cossack! Shh!
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Shh!
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And Jubal... Come on, Masky!
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Do you mind?
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We're trying to listen
to something worthwhile.
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And clean up that mess.
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Listen to the Cossack.
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Listen to the bassoon now.
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Do you like to bet on horses?
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Yeah, sure.
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French horn.
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How do you know
which one to bet on?
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That's a good question, kid.
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I use a scratch sheet.
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What's that?
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Can't you just see
the Cossack's horse?
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It's a kind of letter that
handicappers put out.
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Could I see one?
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Are you really interested?
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Yeah.
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Okay, sure, come on.
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Now, that's really
living, isn't it, Randy?
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Randy?
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I know there's one
someplace here.
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Randy?
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Wow, look at this room!
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Isn't this disgusting?
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I think it's neat!
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Neat?
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He doesn't mean neat neat.
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He means groovy neat.
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Do you know Willie Mays?
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Sure, I know all these guys.
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I'm a sportswriter.
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Really? Do you know Tom Seaver?
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Know him? Who do you think
taught him how to throw a curve?
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Can I look at these pictures?
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Sure, you can have
one if you want.
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And here's a scratch sheet.
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00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:54,251
Hey, but not the
Raquel Welch, all right?
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What are you doing?
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Getting things shipshape.
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Felix, you were in
the army four years.
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Why suddenly
"shipshape" all of a sudden?
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It's an expression.
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All right, Felix, what is it?
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"What is it?" He
asks. What is it?
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He knows perfectly
well what it is.
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What?
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It's Randy.
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Yeah?
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Well, isn't it obvious?
268
00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:22,992
If you mean there's
a kid named Randy
269
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,694
in my room looking
through my scrapbook.
270
00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:25,650
That's obvious to me.
271
00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:26,651
What's obvious to you?
272
00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:28,786
That he likes you... very much.
273
00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:29,932
Oh, you're crazy.
274
00:11:29,956 --> 00:11:31,422
Oh, come on, I can tell.
275
00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:33,458
He prefers your company to mine.
276
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:34,459
You really think so?
277
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:35,827
I know so.
278
00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:37,640
That's why I think you
ought to be his big brother.
279
00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:42,633
Oh, no, no, no, no, you're
not going to lay him off on me.
280
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:45,603
All I'm asking you
to do is take him out.
281
00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:47,905
Are we not our brother's keeper?
282
00:11:47,974 --> 00:11:50,541
Felix, why do you always
quote the Bible at me
283
00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:52,421
when you want me to do something
284
00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:53,556
I don't want to do?
285
00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:55,546
I'm appealing to
your better nature.
286
00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:58,049
You're appealing to
my guilty conscience.
287
00:11:58,118 --> 00:11:59,118
You got to do it.
288
00:11:59,185 --> 00:12:01,152
The kid isn't having
any fun with me.
289
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,431
Neither am I.
290
00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,289
I'll pay for the cab.
291
00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:06,391
I'll pay for the lunch.
292
00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:08,159
Spend a little time with him.
293
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,660
I've even got tickets...
294
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,429
Forget it, Felix, I'm not...
295
00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:14,599
Could you get me an
autographed baseball like this?
296
00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,446
Sure, you can have
that one if you want it.
297
00:12:16,470 --> 00:12:19,704
Gee, thanks. What
are we going to do now?
298
00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:23,874
First I'm gonna get changed.
299
00:12:23,943 --> 00:12:26,377
Then I'm grabbing a
cab, then some lunch.
300
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:29,313
I even have some tickets here...
301
00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:30,848
For the opera?
302
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,000
Oh, look at that smile.
303
00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:50,234
Did you have a good time?
304
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:51,235
I got to admit, we did.
305
00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:52,236
Where's Randy?
306
00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:53,437
He's up on the roof.
307
00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:55,673
You let him go on the roof?
308
00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:58,576
Don't panic, he's a
kid. Kids love roofs.
309
00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:01,057
I got to admit, we
got along just great.
310
00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:02,013
You're a nice man.
311
00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:03,014
I know.
312
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:04,515
Did he enjoy the opera?
313
00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:06,685
Yeah, listen, uh...
314
00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:08,530
You know, when I was his age,
315
00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:11,033
that's when I fell
in love with Norma.
316
00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:13,190
What's Norma got
to do with the opera?
317
00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:15,137
The name of the opera
you saw was Norma.
318
00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:17,395
Oh, was that Norma?
319
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:20,965
Yeah, well... we really
didn't get to see Norma.
320
00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:22,700
They canceled Norma?
321
00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:25,203
No, we canceled Norma.
322
00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:26,637
We got right to the door,
323
00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:28,786
but, Felix, I couldn't
do that to the kid.
324
00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:31,675
Where did you go?
325
00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:32,676
Oh, a very nice place.
326
00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:33,989
What? What?
327
00:13:34,013 --> 00:13:35,379
A pool hall.
328
00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:36,914
A pool hall?!
329
00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:40,251
You took that nice, clean
young man to a pool hall?!
330
00:13:41,353 --> 00:13:43,621
Hi, Mr. Unger!
331
00:13:43,689 --> 00:13:45,634
Boy, Mr. Unger, did we have fun.
332
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:48,504
Uncle Oscar taught me how
to shoot pool and everything!
333
00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:50,706
You should have seen
my two-cushion shot.
334
00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:54,232
And Uncle Oscar won
five bucks off this...
335
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:57,768
What did you call him?
336
00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:59,237
Pigeon.
337
00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:00,516
Yeah, this pigeon.
338
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,106
And guess what, Mr. Unger?
339
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,675
I hit the spittoon three times.
340
00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:10,181
Why don't you split
your beer with him?
341
00:14:18,924 --> 00:14:20,324
And Mom, I played eight ball
342
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:22,059
and rotation and five-card stud,
343
00:14:22,128 --> 00:14:24,061
and I learned about spittoons.
344
00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:25,130
Want to see me spit?
345
00:14:25,164 --> 00:14:26,275
What?!
346
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:27,542
We also listened
to classical music.
347
00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:29,133
And guess what I had for lunch!
348
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,335
Beef jerky, pickled
eggs and candy bars.
349
00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:32,581
He brushed his teeth
when he got back,
350
00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:33,748
and washed his
hands, now didn't we?
351
00:14:33,772 --> 00:14:35,606
Yeah, but Uncle Oscar
says germs are good.
352
00:14:35,674 --> 00:14:37,174
They help build up resistance.
353
00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:38,442
Don't worry.
354
00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,356
Next week we'll be
much better organized.
355
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:43,081
I'm coming back aren't I, Mom?
356
00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:44,459
I promise a balanced lunch.
357
00:14:44,483 --> 00:14:45,649
Aren't I, Mom?
358
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:48,652
Well... I suppose
it'll be all right.
359
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:49,999
We better go now, Randy.
360
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:50,955
So long, Randy.
361
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:51,956
See you next week.
362
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:53,290
Bye, Mr. Unger.
363
00:14:53,359 --> 00:14:55,526
Bye, Uncle Osc!
364
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:56,961
Bye, pal!
365
00:14:58,098 --> 00:14:59,608
Uncle Oscar never makes his bed.
366
00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:01,799
And he talks with
food in his mouth!
367
00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:03,300
Boy, he's really neat.
368
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:07,004
You can come out now.
369
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,383
I ought to punch
you right in the nose.
370
00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,163
Why? I didn't do anything.
371
00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:22,198
If you didn't do anything,
372
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:23,265
why were you
hiding in your room?
373
00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:25,123
I wasn't hiding in my room.
374
00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:26,623
I was... tidying up.
375
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:29,026
You know what you did.
376
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:31,396
You turned a nice,
clean, decent kid
377
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:33,498
into a pint-size Oscar Madison.
378
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:34,732
What's wrong with that?
379
00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:35,844
What's wrong with that?
380
00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:37,268
You want him to grow up a slob?
381
00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:38,380
Felix, do you mind?
382
00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:39,648
It's very hard to concentrate
383
00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:41,016
with your finger in my face.
384
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:42,117
And I'm also not too thrilled
385
00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:43,185
about being called a slob.
386
00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:44,141
I didn't call you a slob.
387
00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:45,309
Ah, you said I had
388
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:46,555
a slob-like
influence on the kid.
389
00:15:46,579 --> 00:15:48,279
Ah. Ah.
390
00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:49,780
Hardly a compliment, ah-ah-ah.
391
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:51,148
Oscar, Randy is at
392
00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:53,128
a very impressionable age.
393
00:15:53,152 --> 00:15:54,551
So am I!
394
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,698
For some peculiar reason,
395
00:15:56,722 --> 00:15:58,800
you have become his hero.
396
00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:01,426
And you're setting
a tragic example.
397
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:03,694
I'm not setting any example.
398
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,341
I just do everything
I feel like doing...
399
00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:06,463
Except throw you out.
400
00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:08,643
That's perfectly
all right with me.
401
00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:10,412
But there's too much
at stake for the kid.
402
00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:11,981
Suppose he wants
to become a surgeon.
403
00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:14,416
Who wants a surgeon
with dirty hands?
404
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,618
Suppose he wants to become
President of the United States?
405
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,487
Who wants to see the
president address the Congress
406
00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:19,522
in a dirty sweatshirt?
407
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,578
I'm not asking
him to do what I do.
408
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,413
He can't help himself.
409
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,282
What you do, he'll do.
410
00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:26,917
He's putty in your hands.
411
00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:29,365
Aw, Felix... Someday
he'll look back
412
00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:32,489
and he'll say, "I owe
it all to Uncle Oscar."
413
00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:34,270
Now, do you want
him to look back
414
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:36,472
from a pool hall or
from the White House?
415
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,128
By the time he
gets to be president,
416
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:39,830
the White House
may be a pool hall.
417
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:43,334
I thought you said
you liked the kid.
418
00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:44,669
I do!
419
00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:46,270
Then give him a break.
420
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:55,713
He's a nice kid, huh?
421
00:16:55,781 --> 00:16:57,648
Yes.
422
00:16:57,717 --> 00:17:00,117
Calls me Uncle Oscar.
423
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:02,431
Nobody's ever called
me Uncle Oscar.
424
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:04,422
Not even my nephew.
425
00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:06,868
You really think I'm
setting a bad example?
426
00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:08,292
Yes.
427
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,506
I mean, I don't
want to do anything
428
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:11,973
to hurt that kid, Felix.
429
00:17:11,997 --> 00:17:14,298
Next time he comes
over, I'll cut out, that's all.
430
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,833
You've got to be here.
431
00:17:15,901 --> 00:17:17,835
He's coming here to see you!
432
00:17:17,903 --> 00:17:18,969
You're his hero.
433
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,671
Then what am I supposed to do?
434
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,373
It's not very difficult.
435
00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:25,176
All you have to do
is change completely.
436
00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:27,178
You'll make your bed.
437
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:28,179
You won't talk
438
00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:30,047
with your mouth full of food.
439
00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:31,883
You'll clean up your room.
440
00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:34,485
You won't drink
beer out of the can.
441
00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:36,254
You won't take your shoes off
442
00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:38,222
and walk around in dirty socks.
443
00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:05,560
I thought you said you
were going to make your bed.
444
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:07,618
I just did.
445
00:18:07,686 --> 00:18:09,086
It looks as though
it has the hives.
446
00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:10,421
What are the lumps?
447
00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:13,657
Well, these are my slippers,
and those are some books,
448
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:15,871
and my thermal socks
and a box of crackers.
449
00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:17,172
Everything I need in bed.
450
00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:19,297
Is this an example for Randy?
451
00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:21,332
These things belong
in your night table.
452
00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:23,467
Where's your night table?
453
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:26,304
It's under there somewhere.
454
00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:44,621
You see, Oscar?
455
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:46,290
Classical music is exciting.
456
00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:48,759
Now honestly,
isn't that beautiful?
457
00:19:02,941 --> 00:19:07,978
At the far turn, it's Moonbeam
with Epsilon on the outside!
458
00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:24,061
Beautiful.
459
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:26,175
You've done a beautiful job.
460
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:27,431
Smells like a hospital.
461
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,799
How does it feel to know
462
00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:30,613
that your room is free of germs?
463
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:32,136
Lonely.
464
00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:34,972
Calm down.
465
00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:37,375
Randy's going to love
the new Uncle Osc.
466
00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:40,911
I greet them at the door.
467
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:43,747
I say, "Good morning,
Mrs. Grainger, Randy.
468
00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:44,748
"How are you?
469
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,116
Won't you come in?"
470
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:48,686
And I say, "It's
a beautiful day."
471
00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:50,254
And she says, "yes."
472
00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:52,690
And then I make a
couple of phony remarks
473
00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:54,225
about how nice she looks.
474
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:55,359
And she comes back
475
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:56,861
with a couple of dumb cracks.
476
00:19:56,930 --> 00:19:59,229
And I say, "Would
you like to sit down?
477
00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:00,664
Or would you like a snort?"
478
00:20:00,732 --> 00:20:01,765
A snort?
479
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:02,967
Of coffee.
480
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,002
That's marvelous.
481
00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:06,537
Marvelous, very thrilling.
482
00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:08,172
Are my shoes shined enough?
483
00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:09,361
My fingernails all right?
484
00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:10,852
I feel like I'm back
in second grade.
485
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:11,942
Relax.
486
00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:13,110
Sit.
487
00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:14,878
What? And wrinkle my trousers?
488
00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:16,914
You know your problem?
489
00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:18,148
You're tense.
490
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,262
Enjoy being neat and clean.
491
00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:22,954
I wish my mother
could see me now.
492
00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:24,800
She spent the first
20 years of my life
493
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:26,435
trying to get me
to look like this.
494
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:28,192
She'd be very proud of you.
495
00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:30,094
She wouldn't recognize me.
496
00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:33,530
Felix, I can't go
through with it.
497
00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:34,898
What?
498
00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:36,177
I mean it, I really
can't go through with it.
499
00:20:36,201 --> 00:20:37,901
I like that kid,
no, he gets to me.
500
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,936
What kind of example
would I be setting?
501
00:20:40,005 --> 00:20:41,338
A very fine example.
502
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,374
No, no, a very phony example.
503
00:20:43,442 --> 00:20:45,609
If I lied to the kid, he'd
see right through it.
504
00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:46,977
See, kids aren't dumb today.
505
00:20:47,045 --> 00:20:48,579
You have to be
truthful with them.
506
00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:49,880
If I lied to him like this,
507
00:20:49,948 --> 00:20:51,649
why Randy would
never trust me again.
508
00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:53,194
Listen, I'm getting out of here.
509
00:20:53,218 --> 00:20:54,385
I will not lie to that kid!
510
00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:55,819
What am I going to say to him?
511
00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:57,421
Tell him I died.
512
00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:05,162
Hello, Mrs. Grainger.
513
00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:06,530
Well, hello, Randy!
514
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,632
Where's Uncle Oscar?
515
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,412
Randy, you didn't
say hello to Mr. Unger.
516
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:11,713
Hello, Mr. Unger.
517
00:21:11,737 --> 00:21:13,270
Where's Uncle Oscar?
518
00:21:13,339 --> 00:21:16,106
I'm not too sure he
can be with us today.
519
00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:18,075
But don't worry,
we'll have a lot of fun.
520
00:21:18,143 --> 00:21:19,477
I got some new record albums.
521
00:21:19,545 --> 00:21:21,579
Oh, boy.
522
00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:22,758
Won't you sit down,
Mrs. Grainger?
523
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,682
Well, just for a minute.
524
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:26,183
I'm sorry to miss Mr. Madison.
525
00:21:26,251 --> 00:21:27,384
I wanted to talk to him.
526
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,319
Yeah. Well...
527
00:21:29,388 --> 00:21:31,948
we weren't too well-
organized last week.
528
00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:33,602
All I can do is apologize.
529
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:37,795
Mr. Madison has certain...
primeval characteristics.
530
00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:39,997
But I promise you,
no more pool halls
531
00:21:40,065 --> 00:21:41,799
and no more unbalanced meals.
532
00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:43,133
That didn't worry me.
533
00:21:43,202 --> 00:21:44,134
It didn't?
534
00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:45,770
Well, a little at first
535
00:21:45,838 --> 00:21:47,382
when Randy mentioned spitting.
536
00:21:47,406 --> 00:21:48,772
But, after all, that's why
537
00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:50,419
I entered him in this program.
538
00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:51,342
To spit?
539
00:21:51,410 --> 00:21:53,543
No, no, you know what I mean,
540
00:21:53,612 --> 00:21:55,390
a boy who lives
alone with his mother
541
00:21:55,414 --> 00:21:56,546
needs a man's influence.
542
00:21:56,615 --> 00:21:58,982
And after a day
with Uncle Oscar,
543
00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:00,129
Randy was all boy.
544
00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:01,530
Of course, a few things
545
00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:02,887
which had to be adjusted...
546
00:22:02,955 --> 00:22:05,255
Like calling his grandmother
"a sweet old broad."
547
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,069
But I can handle that.
548
00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:09,093
She straightened me out.
549
00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:10,906
Well, I'm sorry to
have missed him,
550
00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:12,708
but I'm sure you
two will have fun.
551
00:22:12,732 --> 00:22:15,198
Yeah. We'll go
to an art gallery!
552
00:22:16,903 --> 00:22:18,836
Maybe the zoo.
553
00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:21,539
I'll be all right if I
take my allergy pills.
554
00:22:21,607 --> 00:22:23,685
Come on, Randy,
we're getting out of here.
555
00:22:23,709 --> 00:22:24,642
Uncle Oscar!
556
00:22:24,710 --> 00:22:25,943
Hurry up.
557
00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:27,088
You want to be bat boy
for the team, don't you?
558
00:22:27,112 --> 00:22:28,045
How do you do?
559
00:22:28,113 --> 00:22:29,046
Excuse me.
560
00:22:29,114 --> 00:22:30,714
What gives here?
561
00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:33,884
Well, I was sitting there and
it suddenly occurred to me...
562
00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:35,252
What makes you so right?
563
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,387
Felix, there are a
lot of important things
564
00:22:37,456 --> 00:22:39,323
going on in the
world, terrible things
565
00:22:39,392 --> 00:22:41,725
like riots and taxes
and polluted air,
566
00:22:41,793 --> 00:22:42,826
so who's going to care
567
00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:44,461
if a kid washes
his hands or not?
568
00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:46,163
We're going to play ball...
569
00:22:46,232 --> 00:22:47,642
If that's all right
with you, ma'am.
570
00:22:47,666 --> 00:22:49,099
Fine.
571
00:22:49,168 --> 00:22:51,279
And may I say
it's a beautiful day
572
00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:53,783
and you look very nice.
573
00:22:54,473 --> 00:22:56,106
So that's Uncle Oscar.
574
00:22:56,175 --> 00:22:58,475
Would you care for a snort?
575
00:22:58,544 --> 00:22:59,876
I know I would.
576
00:23:01,980 --> 00:23:03,047
Look at my records.
577
00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:04,481
I have to put them away.
578
00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:05,482
They'll be getting dusty.
579
00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:06,850
Well, here, let me help.
580
00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:07,919
That's all right...
581
00:23:07,986 --> 00:23:09,920
Pick them up by
the edges, please.
582
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:13,323
Mr. Unger?
583
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:14,392
Yeah?
584
00:23:15,661 --> 00:23:17,506
I'll be finished playing
ball in a couple hours,
585
00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:19,307
and I thought maybe
I could come back
586
00:23:19,331 --> 00:23:20,697
and listen to your records...
587
00:23:20,766 --> 00:23:22,700
If you don't mind.
588
00:23:22,769 --> 00:23:24,167
No, that'll be great.
589
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:27,404
I-I, I didn't really think
you were interested.
590
00:23:27,473 --> 00:23:28,539
Oh, I am.
591
00:23:28,607 --> 00:23:30,574
I'd love to see those
stamps again, too.
592
00:23:30,642 --> 00:23:31,575
You would?
593
00:23:31,644 --> 00:23:32,576
Gee, I've got a whole lot
594
00:23:32,645 --> 00:23:33,577
I didn't even show you.
595
00:23:33,646 --> 00:23:34,656
You'll be crazy about them.
596
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:35,612
That'll be great.
597
00:23:35,681 --> 00:23:36,847
Yeah, they're marvelous.
598
00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:38,749
I hope this proves
to your Uncle Oscar
599
00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:40,184
that the finer things in life
600
00:23:40,253 --> 00:23:41,185
do have some merit.
601
00:23:41,254 --> 00:23:43,687
Bye, Mom.
602
00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:45,156
Bye, son.
603
00:23:45,224 --> 00:23:46,157
Bye, Mr. Unger.
604
00:23:46,225 --> 00:23:47,892
Uncle Felix.
605
00:23:49,061 --> 00:23:50,360
Uncle Felix.
606
00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:51,709
Come on, Randy.
607
00:24:01,907 --> 00:24:03,240
Felix, Randy and I both enjoyed
608
00:24:03,309 --> 00:24:04,752
looking at your
stamp collection.
609
00:24:04,776 --> 00:24:06,042
Aw.
610
00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:08,056
I never knew the Prince
of Monaco had a sty.
611
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:10,080
I know you'd prefer playing
baseball, but you see?
612
00:24:10,148 --> 00:24:11,388
There are other things in life.
613
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:12,627
Absolutely.
614
00:24:12,651 --> 00:24:13,861
You know, it's nice
to have my room
615
00:24:13,885 --> 00:24:15,463
clean for a change,
instead of sloppy.
616
00:24:15,487 --> 00:24:17,787
And I have to admit
there are times
617
00:24:17,856 --> 00:24:20,056
when dirty is better than clean.
618
00:24:23,729 --> 00:24:27,297
Wow, Felix, that took a lot
of guts to say that, I know it.
619
00:24:27,366 --> 00:24:29,265
Nope, it's not a matter of guts.
620
00:24:29,334 --> 00:24:32,002
It's just a matter of
facing up to the truth.
621
00:24:32,070 --> 00:24:34,404
A well-rounded human being
622
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:37,107
needs a little bit of
this, a little bit of that,
623
00:24:37,175 --> 00:24:38,976
a little bit of everything.
624
00:24:39,044 --> 00:24:39,977
Yeah.
625
00:24:40,045 --> 00:24:41,211
Don't you agree?
626
00:24:41,279 --> 00:24:42,279
Sure.
627
00:24:42,347 --> 00:24:43,279
Am I right?
628
00:24:43,348 --> 00:24:44,848
I just said you were right.
629
00:24:44,917 --> 00:24:49,352
Well, it took of lot of guts
for you to admit I'm right.
630
00:24:49,421 --> 00:24:52,990
And now, you shall
have your reward.
631
00:24:57,897 --> 00:24:59,863
Look at this room!
632
00:24:59,932 --> 00:25:01,064
I just left.
633
00:25:01,133 --> 00:25:02,900
How could you get it
like this in 30 seconds?
634
00:25:02,968 --> 00:25:05,201
I don't know.
635
00:25:05,270 --> 00:25:06,447
You know, a little bit of this,
636
00:25:06,471 --> 00:25:07,482
a little bit of that,
637
00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:09,986
a little bit of everything.
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