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Hey, girls, you
can't come in here.
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Why?
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There's a sex maniac in here.
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You know, the last
time you said that
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we ended up playing anagrams.
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Don't remind me.
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He doesn't worry me.
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It wasn't my fault.
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Felix wanted to try
out some new words
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but there's no anagrams tonight.
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Ooh, I just love this flat.
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It's so much roomier than ours.
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Yeah, it's always
so spotlessly clean.
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What's your secret, Mr. Madison?
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It's easy, I'm not allowed
to use the ashtrays.
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All right, everybody
in, come on, come on.
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Oh, not charades now,
what are you going to do?
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Sit down, sit down.
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Now girls, you want
a drink now or after?
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After what?
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After the 11:00 news.
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The what?
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11:00 news.
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Girls, excuse me
a moment, will you?
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I want to talk to Felix.
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Felix, oh, Felix?
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Felix. Felix.
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Are you out of your mind?
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What possible
reason could you have
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for wanting to watch
the 11:00 news now?
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For one thing, it's 11:00.
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Felix, this may come
as a shock to you,
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but I didn't lure the Pigeon
sisters here to watch the news.
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I've got a reason.
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What's your reason?
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I can't tell you.
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You can't tell me?
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Girls, you don't mind if
we watch the news, do you?
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Oh, no, we'd love it,
wouldn't we, Gwen?
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And the embassy was surrounded
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by 5,000 pacifists
who attacked guards,
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broke windows and set
fire to three limousines.
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That's your reason?
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And now for the human
side of the news...
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Released from
Sing-Sing prison today
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after serving seven years
of a ten-year sentence
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was the colorful underworld
figure, Leo Garvey.
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Leo Garvey?
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Shh-shh-shh-shh!
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As you may recall,
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Garvey was convicted of assault
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and sentenced
after one of the most
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controversial
trials of the decade.
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While in prison, he
studied for the priesthood
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and wrote the best
seller, God Is My Warden.
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You son of a gun,
you remembered.
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I knew you'd get
a kick out of that.
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Do you boys really
know Leo Garvey?
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Know him? Listen, if
it wasn't for that killer
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Felix and I never
would have met.
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Oh...
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Ooh, gosh, what a super story.
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Is it really true?
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Oh, yes.
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Sure, it's true.
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We were introduced
by a homicidal maniac.
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No, no, we weren't
introduced by him.
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We met because of Leo
Garvey, and he wasn't homicidal.
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Well, I've heard prison life
can do strange things to men.
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Well, like Uncle Ralph.
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Shh.
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No, no, what Felix means
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is that he wasn't a killer.
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He was very nasty,
but Leo wasn't a killer.
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Let me explain something.
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Oscar and I take
our duties as citizens
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very seriously indeed, and
when this letter arrived...
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Come on, will you?
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We were called for jury duty.
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We couldn't get out of it.
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Besides, the trial
only lasted an hour.
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It was an open-and-shut case.
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Okay, now, ladies and gentlemen
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you've received
your instructions.
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Now, select a
foreman, reach a verdict,
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and in this case, it
shouldn't take you too long,
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and if you should need anything,
I'll be right outside this door.
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Oh, oh, dear, I meant to ask him
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how many times that
prosecutor has been in prison.
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No, no, not the prosecutor...
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The defendant has
the prison record,
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but don't worry about it.
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It's an open-and-shut case.
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Why did you shut
the window, buddy?
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Pollen count is...
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Well, it doesn't
make any difference.
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We're not going to be
here that long anyway.
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Why don't one of you gentleman
volunteer to be the, uh...
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Shop steward?
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You mean foreman?
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Fore... that's it.
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Oh, I knew it was
something industrial.
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That's a good
idea, Mrs. Lachman.
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Now who wants to be foreman?
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I object.
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Object to what?
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We're doing this the wrong way.
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The right way is that we
nominate a list of candidates
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and then each candidate
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makes a brief...
What's this guy's name?
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Unger, Unger.
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Qualifications for the job.
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Then you have
the preliminary vote
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narrowing the list down to two.
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Wait a minute.
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If we do it your way,
we'll be here all day.
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Justice does not
punch a time clock.
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What is that supposed to mean?
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It means that we
cannot reach a verdict
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on the basis of expediency.
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As well as considering
the prosecution's case
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it is our duty
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to be concerned with the
rights... of the defendant.
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Now, the defense contends
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that the accused was provoked
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into the attack on his roommate.
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Now, for all we know
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the roommate may have
been the kind of man who...
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who would drive anybody crazy.
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Perhaps Mr. Unger has a point.
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Maybe he'd like
to be our foreman.
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Thank you, Mr. Welk.
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If I were your foreman,
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the first thing I would do,
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would be to requisition
the testimony
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of the court psychiatrist
for further study.
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I believe we need to
know all we can know
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about the emotional
state of the accused
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at the time of
the alleged attack.
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I don't want him to be foreman.
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Then again,
Mr. Madison has a point.
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I move we make Madison foreman.
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All in favor, raise your hands.
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Now, if Mr. Unger
will take a seat
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we'll get on with the business.
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Now, I mean, this is
not a very difficult case.
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The defendant is
charged with assault.
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There were eyewitnesses
to the incident.
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The guy has got a
prison record that long.
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He's got a history of violence.
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How much more
do we have to know?
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I think we can come
to a verdict right away.
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Bearing in mind that justice
delayed is justice denied.
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Right.
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Okay, all those in favor
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of voting guilty,
raise your hands.
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Okay, I guess that does it.
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I object.
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What do you mean, you object?
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I got a ball game
to catch at 2:00.
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It's not quite that
simple, Mr. Madison.
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This is still America, you know.
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What should we do, Mr. Unger,
give the Pledge of Allegiance?
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We should have a secret ballot.
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Guilty... guilty, guilty...
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and not guilty?!
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Are you kidding?
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What?
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Why, that looks
like it's been typed.
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I print neatly.
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Would you mind telling us
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without dragging
patriotism into it
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why you think the
defendant is innocent?
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I didn't say I thought
he was innocent.
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You typed he was innocent.
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I cannot permit us to
reach a hasty verdict.
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I'm sorry, there may have
been mitigating circumstances.
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He might be right, you know.
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The only circumstance is that
Leo Garvey beat up this guy
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and he sent him to the hospital.
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That makes him guilty.
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He may be right, you know?
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Nevertheless, and
notwithstanding,
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he may have been
provoked beyond the limits
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of human endurance.
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That still doesn't
give him the right
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to go around being a big bully.
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The law recognizes
various degrees of guilt.
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And it's our job as jurors
to evaluate those degrees.
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When we came into
this building today
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we saw, standing
in front of the building
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a beautiful statue of a woman...
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deep within the
breast of every man
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and every woman,
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lurks the possibility
of committing
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what the French call
a crime passionnel.
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You have a question?
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Just one.
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Why are you doing this to us?
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Mr. Madison, a man's freedom
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is at stake here.
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Unger, assuming...
assuming they let us go home
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for Christmas and New Years,
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when can we expect
to get out of here?
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Right now.
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I suggest we have
another ballot right away.
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Well, now we're
getting somewhere.
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Okay, everybody up.
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Come on, pencils in
hand, let's go, let's go.
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Guilty... guilty... guilty...
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He did it again.
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Oh, no.
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Okay, Unger, I
hope you're satisfied.
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I missed the ball game.
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I won't get to see Stan Musial.
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Stan Musial, which one's he?
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Wait till my wife finds out
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I didn't have time
to make the meatloaf
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or do the shopping.
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Take it easy.
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They can't keep us here forever.
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Yeah?
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Okay, folks, I guess
you're stuck here for tonight.
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The court's adjourned.
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Not much of a room, is it?
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Well, at least it's got a TV.
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Uh-uh, no TV.
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No radio, and no telephone.
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Why? Listen, I don't
want to discuss the case.
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I just want to find out
who won the ball game.
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I brought you a newspaper.
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Oh, good, let me see
the sports page, will you?
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Due to the nature of this case,
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all references to violence
have been deleted.
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Good.
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Come on, will you?
Are you telling me
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I'm going to be stuck
in this crummy hotel
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with no telephone,
no television, no radio,
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and a newspaper looks like it
was printed on Swiss cheese?
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Swiss cheese? No,
you won't be alone.
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We've assigned two
jurors to each room.
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Good, at least I'll have
somebody to talk to.
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Hi.
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And here we go.
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Thank you.
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I think it's fascinating
that you two met on a jury.
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Oh, I agree.
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I mean, how many people
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do you suppose
ever meet on a jury?
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Twelve.
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On each jury.
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Now that's ancient history.
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Here you go.
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There, my pet is an
Oscar Madison martini.
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If you like it, you can help
yourself to Oscar Madison.
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I want to hear the story.
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But there's
nothing left to tell.
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Oh, well, in that case,
Cessi and I better leave.
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Come on, Cess.
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Tell the story, Felix.
261
00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:26,050
Well...
262
00:11:26,118 --> 00:11:27,763
After what happened
in the jury room,
263
00:11:27,787 --> 00:11:29,064
we weren't too happy
264
00:11:29,088 --> 00:11:30,967
about being stuck in the
same hotel room together.
265
00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:32,957
Actually, it was Oscar
who wasn't too happy.
266
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,426
I could get along with anybody.
267
00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:37,039
Will you let me tell
the story, please?
268
00:11:37,063 --> 00:11:38,608
There I was, stuck
in a hotel room
269
00:11:38,632 --> 00:11:39,775
with Oliver Wendell Holmes here,
270
00:11:39,799 --> 00:11:42,366
and having myself
a dreadful time.
271
00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:52,154
All right, we're
stuck here together.
272
00:11:52,178 --> 00:11:54,023
Now, I can get
along with anybody
273
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,948
but you seem to have some
sort of prejudice against me.
274
00:11:57,016 --> 00:11:59,328
I'm sure you don't
intend it that way, but...
275
00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:00,495
Check-out time is noon, Unger.
276
00:12:00,519 --> 00:12:01,886
Get to the point, will you?
277
00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:03,699
I'm merely suggesting
that we try to make
278
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,043
the best of a bad situation,
that's all, Mr. Madison.
279
00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:08,993
You're right.
280
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,395
You know that, Unger?
281
00:12:10,464 --> 00:12:12,063
You're absolutely
right, and I'm sorry.
282
00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:14,165
You can start by cutting
out the "Mr. Madison."
283
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,067
You can call me Oscar.
284
00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:17,668
Great, Oscar.
285
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,604
Now, what's your first name?
286
00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:21,005
Felix.
287
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,674
Somehow, I kind of
sensed you were a Felix.
288
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,977
What business are you in, Felix?
289
00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:28,445
I'm a photographer.
290
00:12:28,514 --> 00:12:30,648
Hey! Children or chicks?
291
00:12:30,717 --> 00:12:32,016
I don't understand.
292
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,118
What do you photograph?
293
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:34,953
Kids on a pony, naked girls?
294
00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:36,833
Oh, no, no. No naked girls.
295
00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:37,967
I'm a commercial photographer.
296
00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,257
Oh!
297
00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:40,691
Did you by any chance see
298
00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:43,194
last month's edition of the
American Legion magazine?
299
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:44,896
Gee, I missed that one.
300
00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:46,464
I had a picture in there.
301
00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:48,365
A parade.
302
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:49,800
A parade, huh?
303
00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:50,869
Fascinating.
304
00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:54,005
What do you do?
305
00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:56,407
Oh, I'm a sportswriter
for the Times.
306
00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:58,054
The Times?
307
00:12:58,078 --> 00:13:00,645
I did that feature article on
Sandy Koufax the other day.
308
00:13:00,714 --> 00:13:02,513
Hey, listen, as far
as I'm concerned
309
00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:03,815
a great prospect, right?
310
00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:05,617
Well...
311
00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:07,725
Tell me, who's better
than Sandy Koufax?
312
00:13:07,754 --> 00:13:11,289
Well, to tell you the truth,
I don't know who she is.
313
00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:16,438
Well, why don't we
talk about something
314
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,074
we both know something about?
315
00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:20,431
Okay.
316
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,638
I'm a connoisseur of fine wines.
317
00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:27,706
I'm not.
318
00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:32,176
What's your favorite museum?
319
00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:34,545
Cooper's Town,
Baseball Hall of Fame.
320
00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:35,747
You like sports?
321
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:36,748
Very much.
322
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:37,748
What's your favorite sport?
323
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:38,649
Squash.
324
00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:41,518
Let's go back to parades.
325
00:13:41,587 --> 00:13:45,689
I don't suppose you know
much about opera, huh?
326
00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:48,792
I'll get it.
327
00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:52,563
Ah!
328
00:13:52,631 --> 00:13:53,831
Bailiff, come in!
329
00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:55,399
I'm hungry as a bear.
330
00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:56,968
Well, here we are.
331
00:13:57,036 --> 00:13:58,236
Good, right over here.
332
00:13:58,304 --> 00:13:59,514
Let's see what we've got here.
333
00:13:59,538 --> 00:14:01,705
Oh, there. There's
your rare steak,
334
00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:03,552
a baked potato, fried onions,
335
00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:06,710
and here is your sand
dabs, cottage cheese
336
00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:08,880
and weak tea with lemon.
337
00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:10,848
Enjoy your dinner.
338
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:13,784
Sand dabs?
339
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:14,930
Yup.
340
00:14:14,954 --> 00:14:16,387
Oh.
341
00:14:16,455 --> 00:14:18,334
Well, I guess we better
change places, huh?
342
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:19,924
No, why don't we
just switch plates.
343
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:21,125
There you go.
344
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,537
Oh, that's a beautiful steak.
345
00:14:22,561 --> 00:14:24,328
That is really something.
346
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:25,763
Mmm. That is really something.
347
00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:41,245
Mmm.
348
00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:47,886
Oh... This is a good steak, mm!
349
00:14:47,954 --> 00:14:49,665
Do you always talk with
your mouth full of food?
350
00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:51,555
Only when I'm eating.
351
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,057
Where's the butter?
352
00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:55,694
On your sleeve.
353
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:10,641
Hey, you know something, Felix?
354
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:12,621
Maybe that steak
wasn't so good after all.
355
00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:14,211
My stomach's upset.
356
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,146
You're sure it wasn't
the fried onions,
357
00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:18,382
the garlic toast,
the pie a la mode,
358
00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:20,551
or my leftover sand dab?
359
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,720
That's it. The sand dab.
360
00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:34,143
What are you doing
in your pajamas?
361
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:36,267
Going to bed.
362
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:37,468
Now?
363
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:38,802
It's late.
364
00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:46,344
Yeah... Oh, yeah,
it's almost 10:00.
365
00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:47,945
I may turn into a pumpkin.
366
00:15:48,014 --> 00:15:49,725
Doctor says I should
get plenty of sleep,
367
00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:50,859
considering my condition.
368
00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:52,016
What's your condition?
369
00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:53,851
I'm a hypochondriac.
370
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,255
Well, look, we could still
play cards for two hours
371
00:15:58,324 --> 00:15:59,690
and get to bed before midnight.
372
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:00,858
I can't.
373
00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:03,261
Look... we'll knock
it off at 11:00.
374
00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:04,628
How's that?
375
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:05,796
No.
376
00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:08,044
One fast hand of poker.
377
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,267
Takes too long.
378
00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:10,980
Oh, I'll cut you for a buck.
379
00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:13,037
All right, just once.
380
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:14,805
You go first.
381
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:17,709
Three.
382
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:19,010
Tough luck, Felix.
383
00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:24,348
Thanks a lot.
384
00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:26,128
One more time. Look,
you're not the kind of guy
385
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:28,030
wouldn't give a man a
chance to get even, are you?
386
00:16:28,054 --> 00:16:29,220
I said just once.
387
00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:31,956
Wow.
388
00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:34,125
Whew!
389
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:44,179
I needed this,
I'll tell you that.
390
00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:47,138
All right.
391
00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:07,803
Aren't you going to
put on your pajamas?
392
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:09,560
These are my pajamas.
393
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:13,263
Do you always go to bed
394
00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:14,710
with a cigar in your mouth?
395
00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:17,068
I'm lonesome.
396
00:17:17,136 --> 00:17:19,269
I'm never going to be able
397
00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:20,838
to go to sleep this early.
398
00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:21,917
Yes, you are.
399
00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:23,418
Just close your eyes and relax.
400
00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:24,720
Good night.
401
00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:25,943
Good night.
402
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,491
What was that noise?
403
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,427
My sinuses.
404
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:51,135
Finished?
405
00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:54,472
Good night.
406
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:17,928
What are you doing?
407
00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:19,764
Clearing my ears.
408
00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:21,198
I thought it was your sinuses.
409
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,567
It was, but I tried
so hard to clear them
410
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,770
that I stuffed up my ears.
411
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,890
Finished or do you have to
do something to your eyes?
412
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,279
Good night.
413
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:48,825
What are you doing to now?
414
00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:51,495
I forgot my nerve medicine.
415
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,130
10:00 in bed.
416
00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:55,432
Sand dabs and sinuses.
417
00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:57,067
Nerve medicine.
418
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,869
I don't believe it.
419
00:18:58,937 --> 00:19:01,071
You know, I never knew a guy
420
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,851
who hung his socks
on a hanger before.
421
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:05,042
I mean, what kind of
a person does that?
422
00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:06,577
A neat person.
423
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,479
Yeah? Maybe a weird person.
424
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:11,081
I didn't ask to be locked
in this room with you.
425
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,683
Okay.
426
00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:14,430
Okay, the last crack
wasn't called for,
427
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:16,053
but you're not
the easiest person
428
00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:17,754
to share a room with, you know?
429
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,169
Aren't you going to apologize?
430
00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:22,960
Okay, I apologize.
431
00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:25,589
It's too late for that now.
432
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:31,002
Hey... you look
worn out, Madison.
433
00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:32,936
Didn't you sleep
well last night?
434
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:34,149
It's Unger.
435
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,817
First he opens a window to let
436
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,319
all the fresh air in, see?
437
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,989
Then, at 3:00 in the
morning, the alarm goes off.
438
00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:40,944
What for?
439
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:42,424
So he could take Vitamin C
440
00:19:42,448 --> 00:19:43,725
in case he catches cold
441
00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:45,827
from all the fresh
air he let come in.
442
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:48,263
You know the guy hangs
his socks on a hanger?
443
00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:49,498
Really? Yeah.
444
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:53,657
Don't you think that's
a little, uh, strange?
445
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,504
Yeah, especially at
3:00 in the morning,
446
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:56,938
to see two socks on a hanger.
447
00:19:56,962 --> 00:19:58,374
I thought they were snakes.
448
00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:00,031
That guy's a troublemaker.
449
00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:01,132
He's keeping us here,
450
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,067
and I'm losing
money because of it.
451
00:20:03,136 --> 00:20:06,270
I'd like to punch him
right in the mouth.
452
00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:09,507
I mean, if that's what
everyone else would like.
453
00:20:09,575 --> 00:20:11,342
Yeah, that lousy Unger.
454
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:15,112
Which one's Unger?
455
00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:17,126
I got to get out of here.
456
00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:18,782
All right, folks,
457
00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:20,384
everybody sit down, come on.
458
00:20:20,452 --> 00:20:21,997
Look, I know we've
tried this before
459
00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:24,355
but we got to try it
one more time, okay?
460
00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:26,368
Now, we all agree
that Leo Garvey is guilty
461
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:28,103
of beating up his friend, now...
462
00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:29,637
I object. Of course he objects.
463
00:20:29,661 --> 00:20:31,606
Why wouldn't he?
What is it this time?
464
00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:34,598
A man is presumed
innocent until proven guilty.
465
00:20:34,666 --> 00:20:38,802
Thank you, Mr. Unger,
for pointing that out to us.
466
00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:41,805
Okay, the alleged Leo Garvey
467
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:44,008
allegedly beat up
his alleged friend
468
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,309
with his alleged fist
469
00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:48,512
and he sent him to
the alleged hospital!
470
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,214
Now, as 12 responsible citizens,
471
00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:52,750
it is our duty to put
that animal behind bars
472
00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:53,751
where he belongs.
473
00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:54,820
I object.
474
00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:56,131
Object, sure, what
now, you object?
475
00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:57,421
We have no right
476
00:20:57,490 --> 00:21:00,758
to put that animal behind bars
477
00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:03,494
until we know exactly
what triggered the attack.
478
00:21:03,562 --> 00:21:05,507
I implore you, ladies
and gentlemen,
479
00:21:05,531 --> 00:21:07,765
read the transcript
of the trial!
480
00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:09,800
Let's sleep on it
481
00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:11,647
before we come
to a final decision.
482
00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:15,606
Oh, good! We get to stay
in the hotel another night.
483
00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:17,541
I love room service.
484
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:20,344
Oh, no, no, Mrs. Lachman,
we're not staying another night,
485
00:21:20,412 --> 00:21:22,290
we're not staying
here five minutes.
486
00:21:22,314 --> 00:21:24,548
I don't know why I
didn't realize it before,
487
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,316
but Mr. Unger is right.
488
00:21:26,385 --> 00:21:27,818
He has convinced me
489
00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:29,853
that Leo Garvey is innocent.
490
00:21:29,922 --> 00:21:31,882
The same thing
just occurred to me.
491
00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:33,925
Me, too.
492
00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:36,260
Good! All in favor
raise your hands.
493
00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:38,895
Can't accept that.
494
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,442
He can't accept it.
Why would he accept it?
495
00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:41,699
What is it?
496
00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:43,200
You all voted not guilty
497
00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:44,680
but you did so for
the wrong reasons.
498
00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:46,448
You only did it because...
You're telling me
499
00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:50,040
that I voted not guilty
for the wrong reasons?
500
00:21:50,109 --> 00:21:52,409
Not only you, Mr. Moss,
but everyone in this room...
501
00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:54,745
Listen, you idiot, while
you've been giving
502
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,279
everybody a lesson in civics,
503
00:21:56,348 --> 00:21:57,982
I've got a plumbing business...
504
00:21:58,050 --> 00:22:00,195
Mr. Moss, something's
rubbing you the wrong way.
505
00:22:00,219 --> 00:22:02,686
You're rubbing me the wrong way!
506
00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:03,832
Hit him, hit him!
507
00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:05,433
No, no, no.
508
00:22:05,457 --> 00:22:07,235
You're driving us out
of our minds, Unger,
509
00:22:07,259 --> 00:22:09,004
you and your rules
and regulations
510
00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:11,161
and your socks on a hanger.
511
00:22:11,230 --> 00:22:13,597
Well, I'm going to punch
you right in the nose.
512
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:14,943
Whoa, whoa, come on!
513
00:22:14,967 --> 00:22:16,433
Hold it, whoa, lay off.
514
00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:17,635
What is this? Sit down.
515
00:22:17,703 --> 00:22:19,703
Come on, now,
everybody sit down.
516
00:22:19,772 --> 00:22:21,583
You, too, Mr. Unger, come on.
517
00:22:21,607 --> 00:22:23,206
What, what is it?
518
00:22:23,275 --> 00:22:25,120
Do you realize what we're doing?
519
00:22:25,144 --> 00:22:26,755
I was going to punch
him in the mouth,
520
00:22:26,779 --> 00:22:27,856
that's what I was doing.
521
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,112
Don't you see?
522
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,881
Unger was right!
523
00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:34,018
He's a miserable,
picky, irritating person,
524
00:22:34,086 --> 00:22:35,519
but he's right.
525
00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:38,021
We're doing exactly what
Leo Garvey is accused of doing.
526
00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:39,156
That's right!
527
00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:41,124
Isn't it?
528
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:42,259
Don't you see?
529
00:22:42,328 --> 00:22:44,595
Unger has proven
there are circumstances
530
00:22:44,663 --> 00:22:46,997
under which a normal,
law-abiding citizen
531
00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:48,699
will become violent.
532
00:22:48,768 --> 00:22:50,534
Yes! That's what I meant
533
00:22:50,603 --> 00:22:52,803
by mitigating circumstances.
534
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:55,406
Shut up. You made
your point, don't push it.
535
00:22:55,474 --> 00:22:57,808
Okay, now in light
536
00:22:57,877 --> 00:23:00,944
of what we've learned about
ourselves and of human nature,
537
00:23:01,013 --> 00:23:02,913
I'm ready to vote not guilty.
538
00:23:02,981 --> 00:23:05,916
All those in favor,
raise your hands.
539
00:23:05,984 --> 00:23:09,052
Okay, Garvey is innocent.
540
00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:11,288
Now, which one was
Leo Garvey again?
541
00:23:15,628 --> 00:23:16,560
Bailiff!
542
00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:19,109
Tell the judge we're ready.
543
00:23:32,311 --> 00:23:33,243
Oscar.
544
00:23:33,312 --> 00:23:34,244
Yeah?
545
00:23:34,313 --> 00:23:35,579
I'd like to thank you
546
00:23:35,648 --> 00:23:38,081
for bringing the
others to their senses.
547
00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:40,951
Don't mention it.
548
00:23:41,020 --> 00:23:42,586
Incidentally, I took the liberty
549
00:23:42,655 --> 00:23:44,332
of putting the top back
on your toothpaste.
550
00:23:44,356 --> 00:23:45,934
It was running all
over your shaving kit.
551
00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:47,324
Thank you, Felix.
552
00:23:47,393 --> 00:23:49,493
Don't mention it, Oscar.
553
00:23:52,164 --> 00:23:54,131
Thank you.
554
00:23:56,835 --> 00:23:59,169
And that's how we met and
became such good friends.
555
00:23:59,238 --> 00:24:01,516
Okay, finished. Anybody
else want a drink?
556
00:24:01,540 --> 00:24:02,584
Wait a minute.
557
00:24:02,608 --> 00:24:04,519
All you've described
is ill feeling.
558
00:24:04,543 --> 00:24:06,354
How did you really
become friends?
559
00:24:06,378 --> 00:24:08,557
We still had three
more weeks' jury duty.
560
00:24:08,581 --> 00:24:10,858
After a while, Felix
gets to grow on you.
561
00:24:10,882 --> 00:24:12,048
And he's not so bad.
562
00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:14,062
You have to dust
him off now and then.
563
00:24:14,086 --> 00:24:15,219
But didn't you just say
564
00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:18,155
that Leo Garvey
was acquitted? Yeah.
565
00:24:18,224 --> 00:24:20,324
But then why is he
getting out of prison?
566
00:24:20,392 --> 00:24:22,326
I mean, don't you
have to go to prison
567
00:24:22,394 --> 00:24:24,161
to get out of prison?
568
00:24:24,230 --> 00:24:26,330
Leo Garvey did go to prison.
569
00:24:26,398 --> 00:24:28,243
Yeah. Tell them
why, Felix, go ahead.
570
00:24:28,267 --> 00:24:31,034
After we acquitted him,
court was adjourned,
571
00:24:31,103 --> 00:24:32,702
he got in the elevator
to go downstairs
572
00:24:32,771 --> 00:24:34,904
and he was stuck in
the elevator two hours.
573
00:24:34,973 --> 00:24:37,185
Yeah, and tell them what he did
when he got out of the elevator.
574
00:24:37,209 --> 00:24:38,420
Nah, nah... Go ahead, tell them.
575
00:24:38,444 --> 00:24:39,855
Will you tell them? Come on.
576
00:24:39,879 --> 00:24:42,646
He went berserk and
he attacked his rescuers
577
00:24:42,715 --> 00:24:45,048
and he put them in
the hospital for weeks.
578
00:24:45,117 --> 00:24:46,950
Oh, now, hold on.
579
00:24:47,019 --> 00:24:49,520
I mean, how can being
stuck alone in an elevator
580
00:24:49,588 --> 00:24:52,556
for two hours drive
anyone cuckoo?
581
00:24:52,625 --> 00:24:53,735
Well, he wasn't exactly alone.
582
00:24:53,759 --> 00:24:54,824
Ahh.
583
00:24:54,893 --> 00:24:56,971
Felix was stuck
in there with him.
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