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HELLO.

HELLO, MY SON.

HELLO, MY FATHER.

I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.

YOU KNOW, I CAN BARELY SEE YOU.

CAN WE OPEN THIS SCREEN THING?

NO. IT DOESN'T OPEN.

NOW IS THE TIME WHEN YOU CONFESS YOUR SINS.

OH, RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.

I GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT A CONFESSIONAL.

I GOT TO STOP DOING THAT.

WELL... WELL, UM...

I... I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH MY FRIEND SHARON,

AND, UH, I'M NOT SURE HOW SHE FEELS.

I... I'M NOT EVEN SURE IF I SHOULD SAY ANYTHING.

AND... WHAT SIN HAVE YOU COMMITTED?

We kissed.

IT'S NOT A SIN.

DO I HAVE TO SIN TO TALK TO YOU?

I MEAN, CAN'T WE JUST... CHAT?

ARE YOU EVEN CATHOLIC?

YES! REALLY?

NO.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

JUST THINKING.

TOASTING.

ARE YOU JUST THREATENING THE BREAD,

OR ARE YOU WAITING FOR A CALL FROM THE GOVERNOR?

Berg: HEY, SHARON.

HEY. HEY.

I THINK JOHNNY'S CHEATING ON ME. WHAT?

HE'S BEEN ACTING REALLY STRANGE LATELY.

HE KEEPS ON WHISPERING INTO THE PHONE,

SO LAST NIGHT, AFTER HE HUNG UP,

I HIT REDIAL. IT WAS A FLORIST.

I GOT A BIG BOUQUET OF NOTHING!

SHARON, COME ON.

WHY DO YOU IMMEDIATELY ASSUME THE WORST?

YOU KNOW, A LOT OF FLORISTS ARE FRONTS FOR BOOKIES.

IS YOUR GARBAGE DISPOSAL BROKEN?

NO. WHY?

A COUPLE OF MORNINGS AGO, I CAUGHT HIM SNEAKING OUT.

HE SAID HE WAS COMING DOWN HERE TO FIX YOUR GARBAGE DISPOSAL.

OH, MY GOD! HE'S CHEATING WITH PETE!

COME ON, SHAR.

WHY WOULD JOHNNY CHEAT ON YOU?

YOU'RE EVERYTHING A GUY WOULD EVER WANT.

OH, THANK YOU, PETE.

BESIDES, SHARON, YOU KNOW, I KNOW GUYS,

AND JOHNNY, HE'S NOT THE CHEATING TYPE.

REALLY? YEAH.

OK. MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

I KNOW I'M RIGHT.

I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER.

HEY, SHAR. YEAH?

I'M SURE THERE'S A VERY REASONABLE EXPLANATION.

YEAH. OK.

OH, HE'S CHEATING ON HER.

AHA! HEY, WHERE YOU GOING?!

LISTEN, JOHNNY, SHARON'S OUR BEST FRIEND.

IF WE FIND OUT YOU'RE CHEATING ON HER,

WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO KICK YOUR BUTT.

YOU TWO ARE GOING TO KICK MY BUTT?

WE HAVE FRIENDS.

GUYS, I'M NOT CHEATING ON SHARON.

RIGHT, MAN.

I HAVE TAKEN ON EXTRA WORK

SO I CAN BUY HER AN ENGAGEMENT RING.

AN ENGAGEMENT RING, AS IN MARRIAGE?

YEAH. I'M GOING TO PROPOSE TO HER THIS SATURDAY.

WHA... YOU... YOU'RE GOING TO PROPOSE?

YOU... YOU DO KNOW

THAT HER FAMILY LOST ALL THEIR MONEY.

I DON'T CARE.

IS SHE PREGNANT?

ARE YOU AN ILLEGAL ALIEN?

DO YOU NEED A KIDNEY?

I LOVE HER.

THEN CONGRATULATIONS!

OH, AND HER FAMILY'S LOADED.

ARE FLEETING THOUGHTS OF MURDER SINFUL?

I MEAN, I'M NOT GOING TO MURDER ANYONE.

IT'S JUST THAT THE GIRL

THAT I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH...

IS ABOUT TO BE PROPOSED TO.

WHAT SHOULD I DO?

NOTHING.

THEN SHE MIGHT ACCEPT.

IF IT IS GOD'S WILL, THEN THE LORD WILL FIND A WAY

TO BRING YOU TWO TOGETHER.

NAH, I'M GOING TO STOP IT.

HEY, BERG. WHAT'S WITH ALL THIS STUFF?

WELL, I GOT THIS GREAT IDEA

FOR JOHNNY'S PROPOSAL.

YOU KNOW HOW SHARON'S FAVORITE MOVIE IS CASABLANCA?

OF COURSE I KNOW THAT. AND HER FAVORITE TREE IS SPRUCE, AND...

I KNOW HER FAVORITE FABRIC IS CHENILLE.

OK. IF THERE'S EVER A SHARON CATEGORY ON JEOPARDY!,

YOU'LL WIN.

I'M GOING TO MAKE THE PLACE LOOK LIKE RICK'S.

YOU KNOW, I GOT THE PIANO, PIANO PLAYER OVER THERE,

THE ROULETTE TABLE IN THE CORNER.

GUYS, GUYS, SHARON AND JOHNNY ARE COMING.

DAMN! STALL!

BRILLIANT! BECAUSE I WAS JUST GOING TO WARN YOU

AND THEN HURRY THEM IN.

SHE'S LIKE A RAY OF SUNSHINE.

NO, STRIKE THAT. SHE'S MORE LIKE A DEATH RAY.

HEY... ASHLEY.

JOHNNY. OH, WAIT UP.

OH. HEY, GUYS. UM... WHY DON'T YOU JOIN ME?

OH, WELL, I THINK WE'RE JUST GOING TO HANG OUT...

NO, THAT'S GREAT. WHY DON'T YOU, UM,

WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN, JOIN ASHLEY,

WHILE I RUN INSIDE AND TAKE CARE OF SOMETHING REAL QUICK?

OH, NO, THANKS. I'M GOING TO STICK WITH YOU.

RIGHT NEXT TO YOU.

LIKE A LITTLE BITTY BODYGUARD.

WELL, THEN, WHY DON'T WE ALL SIT DOWN, HUH?

OH. YEAH, GREAT. OK.

OK, HERE WE GO.

HERE WE GO RIGHT THERE...

AND... THIS IS NICE. WHOO!

I'LL GET US SOMETHING TO DRINK.

GUYS...

I CAN'T SHAKE HER. SHE WON'T LEAVE MY SIDE FOR A MINUTE.

AW, MAN. AW, GEE,

I GUESS IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE.

WHAT... WHAT DID YOU BRING HER HERE FOR?

BECAUSE I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME.

I STILL HAVE TO GET FITTED FOR MY WHITE TUX,

I STILL HAVE TO PICK UP THE RING AT THE JEWELER'S,

AND I STILL HAVE TO THROW UP EVERYTHING I'VE EATEN

IN THE LAST 3 DAYS.

HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO, OK?

THERE'S A BACK DOOR THAT LEADS TO THE ALLEY.

JUST MAKE A BREAK FOR IT.

UH... SHE'S ALREADY SUSPICIOUS.

IF I DITCH HER NOW, SHE'S GOING TO HATE ME.

BIG DEAL, OK?

ONCE YOU PROPOSE, SHE'LL FEEL HORRIBLE

FOR NOT TRUSTING YOU.

YOU WIN EVERY ARGUMENT

FOR THE FIRST 6 MONTHS OF MARRIAGE.

GOOD THINKING.

YES.

COME ON, SHARON.

JOHNNY WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON YOU.

YOU'RE EVERYTHING A GUY COULD EVER WANT.

YEAH. I KNOW.

THAT'S WHAT PETE SAYS.

PETE SAID THAT? HUH.

THE NICEST THING HE EVER SAID TO ME WAS,

"WOW, THAT CAR NEARLY HIT YOU."

OH, PETE'S SO SWEET.

I JUST HOPE THE GIRL THAT HE ENDS UP WITH

KNOWS HOW LUCKY SHE IS, YOU KN... JOHNNY!

BOO!

GOTCHA!

JOHNNY, WERE YOU JUST TRYING TO SNEAK OFF?

HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?

UH... OH, GOD, I'M SORRY.

I SAW YOU TIPTOEING THROUGH THE BUSHES,

AND I HAVE A BRAIN!

HEY!

NICE JOB, GUYS.

LOOK AT THEM OUT THERE ARGUING.

THAT'S A SHAME. THAT'S... I'LL HELP YOU

PACK UP THE STUFF. WHOA.

WHAT... WELL, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

NOTHING. I'M JUST... I'M... I'M CONCERNED ABOUT SHARON.

OH, DON'T WORRY. THEY'LL BE FINE.

THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME

THE FIRST TIME I WAS PROPOSED TO.

REALLY?

YOU, UH, YOU NEVER TOLD ME

JUSTIN PROPOSED, THAT POOR SAP.

NO, NO, IT WASN'T JUSTIN. IT WAS ANOTHER GUY.

YOU DON'T KNOW HIM.

OH.

WELL, UH... HOW DID YOU LET HIM DOWN?

UM, WELL, UH, WE WERE IN A RESTAURANT,

AND, UH, HE GOT DOWN ON HIS KNEE,

AND HE SAID, "ASHLEY, WILL YOU MARRY ME?" AND, UM...

I SAID YES.

SO... SO, WHAT,

Y-YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND BEFORE THE WEDDING?

NO.

ASHLEY, IF THIS... THIS, UH, STORY

DOESN'T END TRAGICALLY,

I'M GOING TO BE VERY UPSET.

I WAS MARRIED, OK? IT WAS A MISTAKE.

IT ONLY LASTED FOR 7 MONTHS.

OH, GOD!

YOU'RE A DIVORCEE!

YOU DID GET A DIVORCE, DIDN'T YOU?!

LOOK, BERG, FORGET I SAID ANYTHING.

I'M SORRY I BROUGHT IT UP.

I'M STUNNED.

I, UH... I CAN'T BREATHE!

OH, GOD!

IT'S LIKE... IT'S LIKE YOU'RE...

YOU'RE GOING ALONG, YOU THINK YOUR WORLD IS ONE WAY,

YOU THINK YOU KNOW SOMEONE,

AND ALL ALONG THEY'RE... THEY'RE KEEPING

THIS HUGE SECRET FROM YOU!

IT'S LIKE THE PERSON YOU'RE CLOSEST TO

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW AT ALL.

I'M IN LOVE WITH SHARON.

HOW CAN YOU BE IN LOVE WITH SHARON?!

YOU GUYS ARE JUST FRIENDS, OK?

THERE'S NEVER BEEN ANYTHING EVEN REMOTELY ROMANTIC

BETWEEN YOU TWO. I KNOW, I KNOW.

UH, EXCEPT FOR WHEN WE KISSED ON VALENTINE'S DAY.

WHAT?!

WELL, YOU KNOW, I MEAN...

JOHNNY AND SHARON BROKE UP,

AND... AND SHE WAS UPSET AND...

SHE WAS WEARING THAT REALLY SEXY DRESS...

NO! STOP NOTICING WHAT SHE'S WEARING!

H-HOW COULD YOU TWO DO THIS TO SOMEONE SO WONDERFUL?

OH, I KNOW, I KNOW, AND I FEEL TERRIBLE ABOUT JOHNNY.

NOT JOHNNY. I'M TALKING ABOUT ME!

IF YOU TWO ARE TOGETHER, WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE ME, HUH?

I'LL TELL YOU WHERE. OUT.

BERG, YOU'LL NEVER BE OUT.

THERE! FIRST THING YOU SAY

TO SOMEONE WHO'S OUT.

IT WAS ONE KISS,

AND NOTHING'S HAPPENED SINCE!

SEE, THIS IS WHY NOBODY TELLS YOU ANYTHING.

NO, BUT YOU SAID YOU WERE IN LOVE.

I AM.

AND SHARON, I... I DON'T KNOW.

WE HAVEN'T DISCUSSED IT.

GOOD.

GOOD, BECAUSE ONCE IT'S OUT THERE,

YOU CAN'T TAKE IT BACK.

YOU'LL TELL HER YOU LOVE HER,

AND... AND SHE'LL SAY SHE LOVES YOU,

BUT JUST AS FRIENDS.

AND THEN IT'S GOING TO BE AWKWARD, AND WE'LL ALL STOP HANGING OUT TOGETHER,

AND WITH MY BUSY SCHEDULE, I JUST DON'T HAVE TIME TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS.

YEAH? AND WHAT IF YOU'RE WRONG?

WHAT IF YOU'RE WRONG? JOHNNY'S GOING TO PROPOSE TO HER,

AND, WHAT, I'M SUPPOSED TO LET THE WOMAN

THAT I'M MEANT TO BE WITH JUST SLIP AWAY?

NO, NO, YOU'RE NOT IN LOVE WITH SHARON... YES, I AM!

NO, YOU'RE NOT! YOU'RE JUST AFRAID!

YOU'RE AFRAID. YOU'RE AFRAID

THAT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FIND ANYONE OF YOUR OWN.

BUT I'M HERE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU WILL.

YOU WILL.

AND IN THE MEANTIME, DON'T SCREW IT UP FOR THEM.

AND BY "THEM," I MEAN ME.

OK.

I'VE CALMED HER DOWN,

BUT I'VE GOT TO GO PICK UP THAT RING.

PETE, I NEED YOU TO TAKE SHARON OFF MY HANDS FOR A WHILE.

ON MY WAY. NO!

I MEAN, NO, HA HA.

I'LL DO IT.

YOU GOT TO STAY HERE. YOU GOT TO GET THIS PLACE SET

TO LOOK LIKE CASABLANCA.

NO, UH, PETE CAN DO THAT.

OH, YOU KNOW, SADLY,

SEE, I DON'T WORK HERE ANYMORE, SO...

OH, I GUESS I'M STUCK WITH SHARON.

WHAT... WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. HOLD ON A SECOND, OK?

YOU STAY HERE,

AND, PETE, YOU GO GET THE RING, ALL RIGHT?

IS HE GOING TO GET FITTED FOR MY TUX, TOO?

SO YOUR PANTS WILL BE A LITTLE SHORT.

AND TIGHT.

YOU STAY HERE AND DECORATE.

YOU TAKE SHARON. TAKE HER... TAKE HER ROLLERBLADING.

SHE LOVES ROLLERBLADING... HEY, JOHNNY!

YOU COMING OUTSIDE?

I MEAN, OUT THE FRONT DOOR, I MEAN?

UM... NO.

I HAVE... I HAVE TO STAY HERE.

WHY?

JOHNNY HAS TO HELP BERG LIFT UP THE FREEZER.

YEAH.

WHY? I DON'T KNOW. YOU HAVE TO DO IT

EVERY 6 MONTHS.

SO, UH... YOU'LL HANG OUT WITH ME.

SO YOU'RE GOING TO STAY HERE WITH BERG?

ABSOLUTELY. YEAH. RIGHT HERE.

YEAH. I'LL SEE YOU IN A COUPLE OF HOURS.

OK.

I WANT YOU TO TAKE A PICTURE OF HIM

NEXT TO THAT CLOCK EVERY 15 MINUTES.

REMEMBER, PETE, ONCE IT'S OUT THERE,

YOU CAN'T TAKE IT BACK.

THANK YOU, PETE.

I'LL NEVER FORGET THIS.

MAYBE IN TIME.

I THOUGHT YOU HATED ROLLERBLADING.

I DO. JOHNNY'S THE ONE

WHO LOVES ROLLERBLADING.

MMM. MMM. LOOK AT THIS GUY.

SHOW-OFF.

SPINNING AND TWIRLING.

I HOPE HE TWIRLS INTO A BUS.

GOD.

PETE.

THAT'S SO MEAN.

I WAS THINKING OPEN TRENCH.

SEE? JOHNNY NEVER MAKES FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE.

HE'S TOO... NICE.

DO YOU REALLY FEEL THAT WAY, OR ARE YOU JUST MAD AT HIM?

NO, I REALLY FEEL THAT WAY SOMETIMES.

WHY?

NO, NO REASON.

OH, HEY, LOOK. YOUR PRIZE.

OH, WOW! WOW.

OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL RING.

MM-HMM. HMM? I THINK IT'S REAL PLASTIC.

HMM.

IT LOOKS PLASTIC-PLATED.

REMEMBER HOW MUCH TIME WE USED TO SPEND

AT THIS FOUNTAIN FRESHMAN YEAR?

YEAH. YEAH.

YOU USED TO DRAG ME OUT OF BED

AT ALL HOURS OF THE NIGHT.

AND CRY ON YOUR SHOULDER

WHEN I WAS JUST MISERABLE.

MMM. THOSE WERE SOME GREAT TIMES.

OH, NO, NO. I MEAN, WHAT...

YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

YOU KNOW, PETE,

YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME.

SOMETIMES I FEEL CLOSER TO YOU

THAN ANYBODY ELSE.

I... DO YOU REALLY FEEL THAT WAY?

SHARON.

DO YOU REALLY, REALLY FEEL THAT WAY?

YEAH.

WHY?

AH, NO REASON.

NO, WHAT?

NO, NO, NOTHING. LET'S MAKE A WISH.

OK. GOT SOME CHANGE?

NO.

OK. I'LL GET SOME.

OH, OH, OH, MY RING! MY RING!

AH. FRET NOT, DEAR LADY.

I SHALL NOT LET THE RIVER...

PETE, MOVE IT! IT'S FLOATING AWAY!

AH-AH-AAH!

LADY...

AAH...

YOUR RING.

AW. MY HERO.

SHARON, YOU KNOW, THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO TELL YOU.

OK.

UM...

YOU KNOW HOW, UH, YOU KNOW HOW YOU'RE ALWAYS SAYING

THAT WE HAVE MORE IN COMMON THAN...

THAN YOU AND JOHNNY DO?

I KNOW. I KNOW. I DON'T KNOW

WHAT I'M GOING TO DO ABOUT HIM.

YEAH, I KNOW... AND IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY.

RIGHT. AND I THINK WE SHOULD... PETE, YOU KNOW,

I'VE NEVER FELT LIKE THIS ABOUT ANYONE.

I'M SICK OVER THIS.

OH, I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW.

I GUESS I MUST REALLY LOVE HIM.

PLEASE, PLEASE TELL ME AGAIN

HE'S NOT CHEATING ON ME.

HE'S NOT.

SHARON, TRUST ME. I... I KNOW...

I KNOW THE WAY JOHNNY FEELS ABOUT YOU. HE'S NOT.

SEE?

THIS IS WHY YOU WILL ALWAYS BE

MY BEST FRIEND.

I'M LUCKY THAT WAY.

HI, BERG.

OF ALL THE PIZZA JOINTS IN ALL THE COLLEGE TOWNS...

IN ALL THE... UH...

HOW DOES THE REST OF THAT STUPID THING GO?

HEY. I'M SORRY I DIDN'T TELL YOU SOONER

THAT I'VE BEEN MARRIED, BUT...

LISTEN, IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER,

I WAS WITH JUSTIN FOR 4 YEARS,

AND I NEVER TOLD HIM.

OH, WELL, THEN I GUESS I WIN.

BERG, THAT'S MY PAST.

I'M WITH YOU NOW.

NOW, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING, ASHLEY.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU

WHEN I'M ALWAYS THINKING

I'M ABOUT TO HAVE THE RUG PULLED OUT?

I MEAN, DON'T LET THIS TOUGH VENEER FOOL YOU.

I'M QUITE FRAGILE.

SO, ASHLEY, IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE BOMBS

YOU WANT TO DROP ON ME, DO IT NOW.

UH... OK, WELL...

ACTUALLY, THERE IS ONE OTHER THING, BUT...

OH, GOD, IT'S A LITTLE EMBARRASSING.

NO, NO, NO. I'D RATHER YOU TELL ME NOW

THAN FIND OUT LATER.

OK, FINE. UM... HERE GOES.

THE MAN THAT I WAS MARRIED TO...

WELL... HE WAS MY BROTHER.

WHAT?!

IT'S... IT'S REALLY NOT AS BAD AS IT SOUNDS. NO!

WE... WE WEREN'T BLOOD RELATED.

HE WAS MY STEPBROTHER. ON ACCOUNT OF,

AS YOU KNOW, I WAS GROWN IN A LABORATORY.

OH!

YOU REALLY HAD ME GOING THERE.

THIS IS ALL A JOKE. YOU WERE NEVER EVEN MARRIED BEFORE.

YES, I WAS.

BUT I... ♪ LA LA LA ♪

COME ON, HONEY.

WE WERE YOUNG.

AND... AND WE THOUGHT WE WERE IN LOVE.

I CAN'T CHANGE THAT.

BUT HEY, IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT,

I'M STILL THE SAME ASHLEY.

IT'S JUST THAT... NOW I'VE TOLD YOU

ABOUT THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE...

THAT YOU CAN HANDLE RIGHT NOW.

YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY.

OH, WHOA. WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

JOHNNY'S GOING TO PROPOSE IN AN HOUR.

OH, GOD. POOR PETE.

HE'S GOING TO BE SO HEARTBROKEN.

YOU KNOW ABOUT PETE AND SHARON?

DOESN'T EVERYONE? IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS.

IT... IT'S LUDICROUS IS WHAT IT IS,

BECAUSE SHARON ONLY LOVES PETE AS A FRIEND.

AND WHAT'S A BETTER BASIS FOR LOVE AND MARRIAGE THAN FRIENDSHIP?

SEX. MONEY.

AN ALLIANCE BETWEEN KINGDOMS.

SHARON IS IN LOVE WITH JOHNNY.

I'M SURE SHE IS.

BUT DOESN'T SHE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW

HOW PETE FEELS ABOUT HER, TOO?

THEN IT WOULD BE HER CHOICE.

BUT...

BUT... I PUT A LOT OF WORK IN HERE.

PETE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WE GOT TO GET DOWN TO THE PIZZA PLACE.

NO, BERG, IT'S OVER.

I... I DIDN'T TELL SHARON ANYTHING.

HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL HER?

BECAUSE SHE'S IN LOVE WITH JOHNNY.

WHO'S TO SAY SHE'S NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU, TOO?

YOU!

WHAT ABOUT ALL THAT STUFF

ABOUT SCREWING EVERYTHING UP FOR THE 3 OF US?

THAT'S A CHANCE THAT I'M WILLING TO TAKE.

WELL, WAIT, WAIT. SEE, I'M NOT WILLING TO TAKE THAT CHANCE.

JOHNNY'S GOING TO PROPOSE ANY MINUTE, PETE.

YOU TWO ARE MY BEST FRIENDS, I LOVE YOU BOTH,

AND IF YOU GUYS ARE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER, THEN ALL THE BETTER.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?

YEAH, I'M SURE.

THANKS.

YOU KNOW, GIVEN ENOUGH TIME AND OPPORTUNITY,

YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND.

YOU READY? YOU READY?

YEAH.

OK. OK. SHARON SHOULD BE HERE ANY SEC.

OH, NO.

OH, GOD.

JOHNNY... WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT DID SHE SAY?

UH... WELL, SHE SAID, UM... "OH, GOD!"

AND, UH, AND... AND...

AND THEN SHE RAN AWAY.

HEY.

MAYBE SHE'S TAKING A VICTORY LAP.