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HEY, PETE, WHEN YOU'RE DONE TAKING THE BEER'S PULSE,

CHECK ITS BLOOD PRESSURE.

NO, NO, NO, CHECK IT OUT.

IT TAKES EXACTLY 32 SECONDS TO FILL UP A PITCHER OF BEER.

27 SECONDS FOR DARK BEER BECAUSE THERE'S LESS FOAM.

THAT MEANS I CAN CLEAR A PLATE, SERVE A PIZZA,

AND STILL HAVE 2 SECONDS LEFT BEFORE THE PITCHERS ARE FULL.

ISN'T THAT GREAT?

WHEN YOU SAY GREAT, YOU MEAN LIKE IN A GREAT TRAGEDY

OR A GREAT WASTE OF TIME?

COME ON, MAN.

LOOK, YOU GET TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL

EVERY DAY AND SAVE LIVES, YOU KNOW?

I'VE BEEN THROUGH 4 YEARS OF UNDERGRAD,

2 YEARS OF ARCHITECTURE SCHOOL, AND... AND I SERVE PIZZA.

YOU KNOW WHAT? I SERVE IT WELL. I SERVE IT CHEERFULLY.

BECAUSE THAT... THAT'S MY LIFE.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

MY LIFE SUCKS.

WATCH IT.

♪ STUCK INSIDE A DEAD-END JOB ♪

♪ WAS NOT PART OF HIS PLAN ♪

♪ HE WOULD LIKE THE OPPORTUNITY ♪

♪ TO SELL OUT TO THE MAN ♪

♪ THE ARNOLD'S OF THE NINETIES ♪

♪ IS NOT WHERE HE WANTS TO BE ♪

♪ AGING IN A PIZZA JOINT LIKE A SECOND-RATE FONZIE ♪

HEY, BERG.

HEY.

OOH... OOH, ASHLEY,

I LIKE THAT PERFUME. THANKS.

WHAT IS IT, BRIMSTONE?

WOW, PETE, THAT'S FUNNY.

MY GOSH, WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR LIKE THAT,

YOU COULD BE MORE THAN JUST A PIZZA GUY.

YOU COULD BE... THE FUNNY PIZZA GUY.

HEY, HONEY, AREN'T YOU READY? WE'RE GONNA BE LATE.

WHERE YOU GOING? JUST OUT.

THE MANICURIST.

NOW, LISTEN, NOTHING TOO TRASHY, BERG.

I DON'T WANT A LOT OF SAILORS HANGING AROUND.

I'M NOT GOING TO GET MY NAILS DONE, OK?

I'M GOING BECAUSE... BECAUSE...

ASHLEY... WHY THE HELL AM I GOING?

BECAUSE IF I'M IN THE BEAUTY SHOP BY MYSELF,

THEN... PEOPLE WILL TALK TO ME.

NOW IF I'M WITH A FRIEND,

THEN THOSE PEOPLE CAN'T ENGAGE ME IN MEANINGLESS CHITCHAT.

NOW, HURRY UP SO WE CAN GO.

HEY, SHARON.

HEY, ASHLEY.

WHAT IS THAT... BRIMSTONE?

I KNOW. I DID IT.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

ASHLEY IS INTRODUCING BERG

TO THE ULTRA-BUTCH WORLD OF MANICURE.

I'M... I'M SO SICK...

I'M SO SICK OF HAVING TO DO EVERYTHING WITH ASHLEY.

I JUST WISH SHE HAD A GIRLFRIEND.

HEH HEH, YEAH, RIGHT.

WHERE'S ASHLEY GOING TO FIND A FRIEND? HELLO?

WELL, GOT TO GO.

NO, COME ON, SHARON.

PLEASE, PLEASE, DO THIS FOR ME.

BERG.

COME ON, ASHLEY AND I HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON.

WHAT THE HECK WILL WE TALK ABOUT?

DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WITCHCRAFT?

JUST... JUST TALK ABOUT GIRL TALK. GIRL TALK!

OKEY-DOKEY, BERG. YOU READY?

YES.

I GUESS.

UM... ASHLEY, LISTEN,

I NEED TO GET MY NAILS DONE, TOO.

WHY DON'T JUST YOU AND I GO?

OH.

ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO COME TO MY SHOP?

THEY'RE NOT VERY GOOD.

BUT IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT THE NAILS, RIGHT?

I MEAN, IT'S... IT'S REALLY MORE ABOUT US TWO GIRLS TALKIN'.

YOU KNOW... GIRL TALK.

WELL, FINE, BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE LATE, SO...

DON'T TAKE TOO LONG CHANGING YOUR CLOTHES.

OH, I DON'T NEED TO CHANGE. I'LL JUST WEAR THIS.

OH.

WELL, LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH.

SHARON IS GONNA MAKE YOU PAY.

BIG TIME.

TOTALLY WORTH IT.

HEY, ASH, DO YOU THINK THIS COLOR WOULD LOOK GOOD ON ME?

NO.

OOH, WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?

NOT AS GOOD AS THE FIRST.

WELL, IS THERE ANY COLOR

THAT YOU THINK WOULD LOOK GOOD ON ME?

HMM. I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN,

WITH YOUR SKIN TONE, IT'S A LITTLE HARD

TO FIND A COLOR THAT DOESN'T WASH YOU OUT.

REALLY? HA HA.

AND YOU DON'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM?

I MEAN, YOU'RE AWFULLY PALE.

LOOK, SHARON, I'M SORRY.

I'M JUST IN SUCH A BAD MOOD.

I'VE NEVER HAD A BOYFRIEND THAT

DIDN'T WANT TO SPEND THE DAY WITH ME.

I'VE KNOWN BERG A LONG TIME, AND I'VE FOUND IT'S BEST

NOT TO FORCE HIM TO DO ANYTHING HE DOESN'T WANT TO DO.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WELL, HE JUST POUTS AND WHINES

AND GETS RED IN THE FACE WHEN HE DOESN'T GET HIS WAY.

REALLY?

I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT HE DID WHEN HE WANTED SEX.

HA HA HA!

THAT'S FUNNY.

YOU JUST SAID SOMETHING FUNNY.

GOD, THAT REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING THAT I HEARD ABOUT BERG.

YEAH?

BUT I REALLY... SHOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING.

BUT YOU'RE GONNA, RIGHT?

OH, YEAH.

I'M PETE DUNVILLE. THANK YOU FOR TAKING THE TIME.

OH, MY PLEASURE.

WELL, THIS SHOULD BE EASY.

ACCORDING TO YOUR APTITUDE TEST,

YOU'RE MOST SUITED FOR A CAREER IN ARCHITECTURE.

YEAH, UM, I... I STUDIED ARCHITECTURE,

AND I... I HATED IT.

TOO BAD.

WELL, IT ALSO SAYS YOU HAVE A HIGH APTITUDE

FOR... FOOD SERVICE.

UM... I WORK AT A PIZZA PLACE,

AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I HATE THAT, TOO. SO...

I'M BEGINNING TO SEE A PATTERN.

I'M A COLLEGE GRAD, YOU KNOW?

AND I WANT A COLLEGE GRAD JOB.

I'M LOOKING FOR A CAREER.

OK, FORGET THE TEST.

THERE'S AN OPENING FOR A THERAPIST TRAINEE.

THERAPIST? HUH.

YOU KNOW, PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY I'M A GOOD TALKER.

I THINK IT'S REALLY MORE ABOUT LISTENING.

I'M SORRY, WHAT?

LISTENING.

OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,

BUT THEN YOU GET TO RESPOND, RIGHT?

ALL RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT?

THIS MIGHT BE EXACTLY WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR.

Pete: NOW, THIS DOESN'T INVOLVE NEEDLES, DOES IT?

♪ LOOKING FOR A NEW CAREER CAN BE DAUNTING ♪

♪ IF YOU CAN CATCH OUR DRIFT ♪

♪ BUT MAYBE PETE HAS FOUND HIS CALLING ♪

♪ AS A PSYCHOTHERAPIST ♪

HEY, PETE.

MM-HMM.

DO YOU THINK IT WAS A BAD IDEA

FOR ME TO PAWN ASHLEY OFF ON SHARON LIKE THAT?

SHH. SHH. SHH. SHH. SHH. LISTEN TO THIS.

"AS A THERAPIST,

"YOU SHOULD ALWAYS LET THE PATIENT KNOW

THAT YOU UNDERSTAND HOW THEY FEEL."

I FEEL BAD.

LIKE I JUST PUT 2 CATS IN A BAG

AND SENT THEM OFF TO GET THEIR CLAWS DONE.

YOU SEE, I UNDERSTAND HOW YOU FEEL.

THANKS, MAN.

I'M LYING. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW YOU FEEL.

I CAN DO THIS.

HEY, GUYS. HEY.

SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

OOH, JUST LIKE FREDDY KRUEGER'S.

HOW DID IT GO WITH SHARON?

I ACTUALLY HAD A PRETTY NICE TIME.

REALLY?

YEAH.

IT TURNS OUT THAT WE HAVE

A LOT MORE IN COMMON THAN WE THOUGHT...

LESLIE.

LESLIE? WHO'S LESLIE?

LESLIE'S MY MIDDLE NAME.

I THOUGHT EUGENE WAS YOUR MIDDLE NAME.

YEAH... NO.

LESLIE'S A GIRL'S NAME.

WHAT ELSE DID YOU TWO TALK ABOUT?

I DON'T KNOW. GIRL TALK.

YOU KNOW, SHARON'S A GIRL. I'M A GIRL.

LESLIE'S A GIRL'S NAME.

BEFORE WE GET STARTED,

LET'S WELCOME ONE OF OUR TRAINEES TO OUR GROUP.

THIS IS PETE.

HI. HEY.HI.

UH, PEOPLE... I NEED ABOUT 10 MINUTES,

SO PETE'S GONNA GET THE SESSION GOING,

AND I'LL JOIN YOU IN A BIT.

UM, UH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT ME TO DO THIS?

LISTEN, PETE, IT'S EASY.

I'D LEAVE A TAPE RECORDER IN CHARGE,

BUT IT CAN'T NOD.

HEY, PEOPLE.

SO, UH, I DON'T KNOW, LET'S GET STARTED. OH, WAIT, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I THINK IT'S FAIR TO TELL YOU THAT

I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY BEEN A FACILITATOR BEFORE. SO...

WELL, THAT INSPIRES CONFIDENCE.

UM, YOU KNOW WHAT? LET'S START WITH YOU.

I'M MARY. I'M MANIC-DEPRESSIVE,

BUT I HAVEN'T SEEN THE, YOU KNOW, MANIC PART IN 2 YEARS.

RIGHT.

ON SECOND THOUGHT, LET'S START WITH YOU.

MY NAME IS KEVIN.

COMING TO GROUP HAS REALLY HELPED ME

KEEP MY RAGE... UNDER CONTROL.

YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU TELL OUR FACILITATOR

ABOUT THE TIME YOU ACCIDENTALLY PET YOUR CAT TOO HARD.

SHE BIT ME... BUT IT'S OK.

OK.

AND YOU?

I'M LOUIS.

I HAVE A WAY OF PUSHING PEOPLE'S BUTTONS.

OH, YEAH? HOW'S THAT?

WELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

TOO BIG OF A LOSER TO FIND A REAL JOB?

HA HA. YOU'RE GOOD.

IT'S A GIFT.

YEAH.

MY ROOMMATE WOULD LOVE YOU.

AND HOW ABOUT YOU?

KIM NEVER SAYS ANYTHING.

RIGHT. I SEE.

AND KIM, WHY... KIM...

KIM... KIM, WHY IS THAT?

IF I SPOKE, I WOULD TELL YOU YOU'RE AN IDIOT.

OK, ALL RIGHT, LOUIS, I KNEW THAT WAS YOU.

HA.

UM... SO THAT BRINGS US BACK TO, UM...

YOU.

WELL, EVER SINCE THE BUS ACCIDENT

AND MY FATHER PASSING AWAY

AND LOSING MY PARAKEET WHEN MY APARTMENT BURNED DOWN,

IT'S DIFFICULT FOR ME TO GET THROUGH THE DAY...

YEAH, YEAH, YOU SEE,

I KNOW... I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.

YOU KNOW, EVER SINCE GRAD SCHOOL,

I'VE BEEN DOING NOTHING BUT FLOUNDERING.

I DON'T THINK IT'S THE SAME THING.

MMM. I DON'T KNOW, MARY. FLOUNDERING'S FLOUNDERING.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I THINK I'M GETTING THE HANG OF THIS NOW.

YOU KNOW, WE'RE ALL HERE FOR EACH OTHER.

OH, WE ARE, HUH?

WE'RE HERE... WE'RE HERE TO HELP ONE ANOTHER.

OH, GOOD, GOOD. KEVIN, CAN I BORROW YOUR COMB?

LOUIS.

OK, KEVIN, ALL RIGHT, NOW, YOU KNOW WHAT? UM...

LET IT OUT.

I WOULDN'T DO THAT IF I WERE...

SHH... SHH. SHH. SHH. SHH. SHH. SHH. SHH.

COME ON, JUST... LET IT OUT.

LET IT OUT. YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.

OK, JUST COME ON. YOU CAN DO IT.

COME ON, KEVIN, LET YOUR HAIR DOWN.

HA HA HA HA.

I'M GOING TO TAKE THIS CHAIR

AND BEAT YOU FEATURELESS!

ALL RIGHT, KEVIN, PUT IT BACK IN. PUT IT BACK IN.

GET OUT!

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

GET OUT!

SHE'S NEVER SAID A WORD.

WOW. WOW. RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT?

THIS IS A REAL BREAKTHROUGH.

KIM, YOU'RE IN CHARGE.

♪ PETE TRIED TO BE A THERAPIST, BUT HE SUCKED ♪

♪ MAYBE NEXT TIME HE WILL HAVE BETTER LUCK ♪

♪ MAYBE HE SHOULD FIND HIMSELF ANOTHER LINE OF WORK ♪

♪ MAYBE ONE THAT DOESN'T MAKE HIM COME OFF AS A JERK ♪

♪ JERK ♪ ♪ JERK ♪ ♪ JERK ♪

STOP TELLING ASHLEY STUFF ABOUT ME.

OWW!

GOD! WE DON'T TALK ABOUT YOU.

I STILL CRY WHEN I SEE BAMBI?

OK, WE DO.

YOU KNOW, ASHLEY CAN REALLY BE QUITE FUNNY

WHEN SHE'S MAKING FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE.

HILARIOUS. YOU KNOW, I HAD TO SPEND

ALL OF LAST NIGHT LISTENING TO,

"DON'T BE AFRAID, LESLIE.

BAMBI WILL MAKE IT OUT OF THE FOREST FIRE."

IT'S LIKE BEING MOCKED BY KATHARINE HEPBURN.

WHAT DID YOU EXPECT ME TO DO?

YOU GOT A LOT OF FLAWS.

DID YOU HAVE TO TELL HER I'M AFRAID OF MOTHS?

HEY, I WAS ON A ROLL.

OH, BY THE WAY,

THE MANICURISTS ARE DYING TO MEET YOU.

NO, MR. SANDERS, LOOK, IT'S HOPELESS.

I'M NEVER GOING TO FIND A CAREER.

CAN I MAKE ANOTHER PITCH FOR ARCHITECTURE?

IT'S A... IT'S A NICE LIVING.

I WANT MORE THAN JUST A NICE LIVING.

YOU KNOW, I WANT A JOB THAT I FEEL PASSIONATE ABOUT.

A JOB THAT'S... THAT'S MORE THAN A MEANS TO AN END.

YOU KNOW, A JOB AT THE END OF THE DAY I CAN SAY,

I'M COMPLETE. YOU KNOW?

PETE'S COMPLETE.

HEY, LOOK, THERE'S COMPLETE PETE.

WELL, I'VE GOT GREAT NEWS.

YOU CAN STOP LOOKING.

THERE'S NO SUCH JOB.

WHAT?

DON'T YOU THINK WE ALL WANT THAT?

YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T START OFF AS A CAREER COUNSELOR.

I WANTED TO BE... AN AUCTIONEER.

NO, NO, NO, NO, SEE, WITH YOUR VOICE,

I'M THINKING MORE LIKE THE MOVIE-PHONE GUY, YOU KNOW?

OR, OH, OH, THE PERSON ON THE OTHER END WHEN YOU CALL TIME.

BUT THOSE ARE JUST RECORDINGS.

WELL, LET'S FACE IT. LIVE IS NOT REALLY YOUR STRENGTH.

DO ME A FAVOR... AND READ... THIS.

"YOU'VE GOT MAIL."

I THINK WE HAVE A WINNER.

UH, NOT NOW. WE'RE ON A BREAK.

HEY, BERG.

HEY, JOHNNY. OH, JEEZ.

OOPS.

SORRY.

IT'S OK.

HAVE YOU SEEN ASHLEY AROUND?

NO. UH... MAYBE SHE'S WITH SHARON.

YOU KNOW HOW THOSE 2 GIRLS ARE WHEN THEY GET TOGETHER.

TALK, TALK, TALK, TALK, TALK.

IT'S LIKE 2 LITTLE BIRDS. TALK, TALK, TALK...

YEAH, I GET IT.

SO, YOU EVER THROWN A FOOTBALL AROUND OUT THERE?

YEAH, ME AND SOME BUD...

HA HA, THAT'S GREAT.

LISTEN, HAS SHARON EVER TOLD YOU ABOUT THE TIME

SHE WOKE UP DRUNK IN A MEN'S GYM?

I DON'T... GOSSIP.

HEY, GUYS.

HEY, THERE'S ASHLEY.

YOU CAN GIRL TALK WITH HER.

OH, WATCH OUT, BERG, THERE'S A MOTH.

OK, GOOD ONE.

OH, COME ON, BERG. I THOUGHT EVERYTHING WAS FUNNY TO YOU.

WELL, IT'S NOT.

OK?

SO, I HAD A BAD EXPERIENCE WITH MOTHS.

I CRIED AT BAMBI,

AND SO WHAT IF I STUTTERED IN HIGH SCHOOL?

WHAT?

YEAH, YEAH, I BET YOU AND SHARON

HAD A GOOD CH-CH-CH-CHUCKLE OVER THAT.

NO, SHARON DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT STUTTERING.

SHE DIDN'T? OH.

WELL, THEN... NEVER MIND.

SO, HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

ALL RIGHT.

YOU USED TO STUTTER?

DO YOU KNOW WHY I NEVER TALK ABOUT MY HIGH SCHOOL FRIENDS?

NO.

NO, BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE ANY.

OH, COME ON, YOU?

ME. YEAH.

YOU KNOW HOW THERE'S ALWAYS ONE KID IN THE CLASS THAT EVERYONE PICKS ON?

MY STUTTERING WAS SO BAD, I COULDN'T EVEN PICK ON HIM.

WHEN THE TEACHER DIDN'T FEEL LIKE WORKING THAT DAY,

SHE'D HAVE ME SAY THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE.

ONCE I ALMOST DROWNED PLAYING MARCO POLO.

OH, THERE... THERE YOU GO.

THERE YOU GO. THERE YOU GO. COME ON.

I'M AT MY WEAKEST. TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT. LET'S GO.

HEY, BERG.

I'M REALLY GLAD I HEARD THAT FROM YOU INSTEAD OF SHARON.

YOU KNOW, THERE'S NOTHING MORE ATTRACTIVE

THAN A MAN WHO'S WILLING TO OPEN UP.

DID YOU KNOW THAT SHARON WOKE UP DRUNK IN A MEN'S GYM?

HEY. SHARON.

HEY, ASHLEY. OH, THE HEAT IS ON.

OH, LISTEN, I WAS JUST TALKING TO MOTH BOY...

OH, OH... HEY, SHARON.

UM, YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING,

MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T FOCUS OUR CONVERSATIONS SO MUCH ON BERG.

YEAH. I SUPPOSE YOU'RE RIGHT.

I MEAN, HEY, THERE'S...

THERE'S TONS OF OTHER STUFF WE CAN TALK ABOUT.

YEAH, OF COURSE.

YEAH.

AHH. AHH.

ARE YOU SURE? YEAH?

YEAH.

OR... WE COULD JUST...

TALK ABOUT BERG AND KEEP IT TO OURSELVES.

OOH, I LIKE THAT.

OK.

HEY.

HEY, PETE. SO, HOW'S LIFE AFTER SANCTIONS

FROM THE AMERICAN MENTAL HEALTH ASSOCIATION?

WELL, NOT AS BAD AS YOU MIGHT THINK.

TURNS OUT I GOT MY CAREER COUNSELOR

A JOB WITH A MAJOR AUTO MANUFACTURER.

HE'S NOW THE GUY THAT SAYS,

"DING, DING, DING, DING, YOUR LIGHTS ARE ON."

BUT NOW YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE NEW COUNSELOR

FOR THE BOSTON METRO EMPLOYMENT AGENCY.

CONGRATULATIONS.

YEAH, YEAH, IT TURNS OUT THAT I CAN FIND WORK,

BUT JUST FOR OTHER PEOPLE.

UH, PART-TIME OR... FULL.

WOW! WOW. UM...

DING, DING, DING, YOU'VE GOT A CAREER.

YEAH. WHOO.

SO I GUESS YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO, UH...

YEAH, YEAH, I ACTUALLY CAME DOWN HERE

TO TELL YOU I'M... I'M QUITTIN'.

YEAH, YEAH, OF COURSE YOU ARE.

I MEAN, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT IN SCHOOL ANYMORE LIKE ME,

AND YOU GOT YOURSELF A REAL JOB.

SO... THAT'S GREAT. THAT'S GREAT.

YEAH.

WOW.

MAN, I...

WOW! MAN, OH, MAN.

WE HAD SOME... WE HAD SOME GREAT TIMES HERE, DIDN'T WE?

THE BEST.

YOU KNOW, WE PRACTICALLY GREW UP IN THIS PLACE, YOU KNOW?

WHAT'S WEIRD IS, I THOUGHT I'D BE HAPPY WHEN THIS DAY CAME.

YEAH.

IT'S FUNNY, HUH?

I'LL TELL YA, PETE. THIS PLACE...

THIS PLACE IS NOT GONNA BE THE SAME WITHOUT YOU.

I'M GONNA MISS YOU, MAN.

I'M GONNA MISS YOU, TOO, MAN.

BYE, BERG.

BYE, BUDDY.

SO, I'LL SEE YOU AT HOME?

YEAH, SEE YA, MAN.

♪ DO DOO DO DOOO ♪

♪ SO LONG, PEPPERONI ♪

♪ SO LONG, PARMESAN CHEESE ♪

♪ SO LONG TO BEGGIN' FOR TIPS ♪

♪ WHEN YOU'RE DOWN ON ONE BENDED KNEE ♪

♪ WELL, YOU WANT A CAREER ♪

♪ SO YOU GOT A CAREER ♪

♪ AND WE'RE SURE EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE ♪

♪ BUT IF IT ALL COMES ♪

♪ CRASHING DOWN ON YOUR HEAD ♪

♪ PLEASE DON'T COME BACK HERE AND WHINE ♪

♪ SAY SO LONG TO PIZZA ♪

♪ YEAH, SO LONG TO PIZZA ♪

♪ PETE ♪

SO...

WHAT TYPE OF WORK ARE YOU FELLAS LOOKIN' FOR?

WE'D LIKE TO BE IN A BAND.

NO, NO, FELLAS, FELLAS, COME ON, COME ON.

WHAT KIND OF CAREER IS THAT, YOU KNOW?

YOU NEED TO GET SOMETHING STABLE, YOU KNOW?

HEY, DID YOU EVER THINK ABOUT DATA PROCESSING?

IT'S THE WAVE OF THE FUTURE.

NO, WE'RE REALLY, REALLY GOOD.

I MEAN, CHECK THIS OUT. 2, 3, 4.

♪ I MET YOU ♪

♪ BEFORE THE FALL OF ROME ♪

♪ AND I BEGGED YOU ♪

♪ TO LET ME TAKE YOU HOME ♪

♪ YOU WERE WRONG, I WAS RIGHT ♪

♪ YOU SAID GOOD-BYE ♪

♪ I SAID GOOD NIGHT ♪

♪ OOH OO OO OOH ♪

♪ IT'S ALL BEEN DONE ♪

♪ OOH OO OO OOH ♪

♪ IT'S ALL BEEN DONE ♪

♪ OOH OO OO OOH ♪

♪ IT'S ALL BEEN ♪

♪ DONE ♪

♪ BEFORE ♪

EH.