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HOW WAS YOUR DATE WITH VENITA LAST NIGHT?

GREAT UNTIL... GET THIS...

ASHLEY SHOWS UP AT THE RESTAURANT.

NO WAY.

YES.

SEE, I KNEW IT.

FROM THE MOMENT I MET HER, I TOLD YOU,

THERE WAS SOMETHING WEIRD ABOUT HER.

YUP.

SHE'S A FREAK.

IT'S GOOD.

YOU FINALLY CAME TO YOUR SENSES.

YOU WOULD'VE BEEN PROUD OF ME, TOO,

BECAUSE I TOLD HERI HATED HER.

GOOD MAN.

AND THEN I SAID, "I DESPISE YOU."

AND I LOA THE YOU.

I CAN'T STAND YOU.

I DETEST YOU.

RACE YOU TO THE BEDROOM, YOU FREAK.

YOU'RE ON.

SHE'S WEARING MY SHIRT.

OH, MAN.

YOU CAN'T GET THIS IN YOUR FANCY HEALTH CLUB.

THE SWEET SMELL OF 50 YEARS OF CIGAR SMOKE AND SWEAT.

OK. THAT STINKS A BIT.

YOU KNOW, I NEVER PICTURED YOU A FIGHT FAN.

ARE YOU KIDDING?

WHEN I WAS A KID,

MY DAD TOOK ME TO A HAGLER/HEARNS FIGHT.

I GOT TO SIT BETWEEN ERIK ESTRADA

AND A WOMAN I'M PRETTY SURE WAS A HOOKER.

OH, MAN! OH, MAN.

THERE'S "BOOM BOOM" MANCINI

ON THE BUMBUDA BUMBUDA BUMBUDA BAG.

YOU WANNA MEET HIM?

NO, NO, NO. THAT'S OK.

COME ON. OK.

HEY, RAY.

HEY, JOHNNY. HOW YA DOIN'?

GOOD. I'M GOOD. WHO'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND?

THAT'S MY BUDDY BERG.

HE WANTED TO MEET SOME REAL BOXERS.

SO, UH, YOU KNOW ANY?

VERY FUNNY.

SAY HI TO YOUR SISTERS FOR ME.

DO THEIR KIDS STILL LOOK LIKE ME?

BA-DA-BOOM.

"BOOM BOOM."

YEAH. THAT NEVER GROWS OLD.

AH. OK. OK. HERE'S BUSTER.

YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS GUY.

GROWING UP,

HE USED TO PROTECT ME FROM ALL THE BULLIES.

YOU? YOU BIG MOOSE? YOU USED TO GET BEAT UP?

I WAS SCRAWNY, ALL RIGHT?

UP UNTIL I WAS 14, I WASN'T MUCH BIGGER THAN YOU.

HEY, BUSTER.

WHAT ARE YOU YELLIN' AT ME FOR, JOHNNY?

YOU'RE DISTRACTIN' ME.

Berg: YOU'RE BLEEDING THERE.

LET ME TAKE A LOOK AT THAT LIP.

THIS IS BERG, THE NEW CUT MAN I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT.

IT'S NO USE.

ONCE IT OPENS, IT NEVER CLOSES.

IT'S LIKE CATS.

IT'S A...

IT'S A MUSICAL THAT'S BEEN PLAYING FOR...

HERE. PUT THIS ON HIS LIP THERE.

WAY TO GO, BUSTER. NOW I GOTTA CALL THE PROMOTER

AND POSTPONE THE FIGHT.

NO, YOU DON'T.

A LITTLE GAUZE, A LITTLE SECRET SAUCE,

AND YOU SHOULD BE FINE.

YOU CAN TAKE THAT OFF NOW.

OH, MAN!

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CUT?

I'M A DOCTOR.

I HEAL.

HEY.

Woman on TV: TURN YOUR SCRAPS

INTO A BEAUTIFUL MOSAIC OF SOAP.

WHEN WE COME BACK,

WE'LL TALK ABOUT WAYS TO DISPLAY THIS LITTLE SOAP MOSAIC.

MR. SOAP... MEET MRS. SOAP.

I LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU, TOO.

WAAH! WAAH!

WAIT. HOLD ON, BERG. I'LL LET YOU IN.

OH, IT'S OK, PETE. I GOT IT.

ASHLEY?

ASHLEY, WHAT...

YOU HAVE A KEY TO OUR APARTMENT?

YEAH. BERG GAVE ME ONE.

HE THOUGHT IT'D BE EASIER.

HE GAVE YOU A KEY TO OUR APARTMENT?

WITHOUT DISCUSSING IT?

OH, NO, NO, NO. WE TALKED ABOUT IT.

I AGREED WITH HIM.

ASHLEY... ASHLEY, YOU KNOW,

I'M KINDA IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING.

OH, YEAH?

YOU GETTING READY FOR A BIG MEETING IN YOUR UNDERPANTS?

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

COME ON, PETE, I'M JUST TEASING YOU.

'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, YOU GOT NOTHING GOING ON.

WAIT, ASHLEY, YOU KNOW WHAT...

PETE, PETE, PETE.

I'M TRYING TO STUDY.

OH, AND BESIDES...

MRS. SOAP WANTS YOU TO TAKE HER INTO THE OTHER ROOM.

HERE'S TO HAVING YOU BACK

WHERE YOU BELONG, BABY.

HEAR, HEAR.

AND I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT WHOLE THING WITH SHAWN.

UH-UH. GROUND RULE.

I DON'T WANNA EVER HEAR YOU MENTION HER NAME AGAIN.

OK. YOU GOT IT.

LET'S JUST NOT FIGHT ANYMORE.

NO, NO, NO.

I CAN'T BELIEVE ASHLEY!

SHE BARGES IN LIKE SHE OWNS THE PLACE.

SHE MAKES HERSELF AT HOME.

SHE INTERRUPTS ME. I HAVE NO PRIVACY.

MOVE OVER.

I HATE HER.

I... I HATE HER.

HEY.

I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE SHE'S BERG'S GIRLFRIEND.

OH, SURE, YOU CAN. IT'S YOUR APARTMENT.

YOU SHOULD LEAVE MY APARTMENT RIGHT NOW

AND GO STRAIGHTEN IT OUT.

RIGHT NOW.

PETE, SHARON'S RIGHT.

IT'S LIKE THAT OLD SAYING...

GIRLFRIENDS COME AND GO, BUT FRIENDS ARE FOREVER.

GIRLFRIENDS COME AND GO?

YEAH, YEAH. HERE TODAY, GONE TOMORROW.

THANKS, JOHNNY.

IS THAT WHAT YOU REALLY THINK, JOHNNY?

NO. NO. I WAS JUST SAYING

THERE'S A POWERFUL BOND BETWEEN 2 FRIENDS.

RIGHT. LIKE THE POWERFUL BOND

WITH YOUR FRIEND SHAWN?

YOU BROKE THE SHAWN RULE.

YOU SAID HER NAME

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SAID HER NAME.

WAIT, WAIT, SHARON. SHARON.

LOOK, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I DON'T WANNA TAKE SIDES HERE,

BUT JOHNNY'S RIGHT.

EXCUSE ME?

YOU DID SAY SHAWN'S NAME FIRST.

AND, IN JOHNNY'S DEFENSE...

LOOK, PLEASE DON'T.

NO, NO, NO, NO.

JOHNNY, SHE NEEDS TO HEAR THIS.

NO, NO. THE MADNESS HAS TO STOP.

OK, LOOK, YOU KNOW WHAT?

WE ARE ALL SICK OF HEARING SHAWN'S NAME.

IT'S SHAWN, SHAWN,

SHAWN, SHAWN, SHAWN... OW!

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SICK OF?

I'M SICK OF PEOPLE

WHO SIT AROUND IN THEIR BATHROBE ALL DAY

COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW THEY DON'T HAVE A REAL JOB...

THEN STICK THEIR BIG FAT NOSES

INTO THE LIVES OF PEOPLE

WHO HAVE... GET THIS... LIVES!

THANKS FOR STICKING UP FOR ME.

YEAH, SURE.

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS!

I JUST CAME DOWN HERE TO TELL YOU

I SUPPORT YOU 100%.

YOU KNOW, SHARON,

IT IS A LITTLE RUDE NOT TO KNOCK.

THEY'RE HAVING A BIGGUY-FEST UP THERE.

TO HELL WITH THEM.

I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW

I AM WITH YOU, SISTER.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

THE THING WITH PETE.

WHAT THING WITH PETE?

YOU KNOW, HOW YOU GET ON HIS NERVES.

HE SAID THAT?

DON'T WORRY.

I SET HIM STRAIGHT.

BETWEEN YOU AND ME,

YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE HERE,

NO MATTER HOW MUCH PETE DOESN'T LIKE YOU.

PETE TOLD YOU THAT HE DOESN'T LIKE ME?

LISTEN, IT'S A SMALL MAN

WHO CAN'T HANDLE A WOMAN THAT'S COLD AND ALOOF.

IF YOU LADIES WILL EXCUSE ME,

I JUST CAME DOWN

TO GET ME AND JOHNNY A LITTLE MORE WHITE WINE.

SO?

YOU DON'T LIKE ME.

WHAT? WHO TOLD YOU THAT?

YOUR BIG-MOUTH FRIEND SHARON.

SHARON?! BIG MOUTH?!

WELL, WHAT WOULD YOU CALL IT?

NOW, I KNOW YOU BOTH HATE ME,

BUT I HATE YOU BOTH MORE!

I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO.

OH.

YOU'RE HERE.

HEY, ASHLEY, YOU KNOW WHAT,

YOUR FLYING MONKEYS WERE JUST IN HERE LOOKING FOR YOU.

I SEE THEY LEFT BEHIND A MUNCHKIN.

SO, ARE YOU HERE

TO COMPLAIN ABOUT ME TO BERG?

NO. I DON'T NEED BERG'S HELP TO DEAL WITH YOU.

YOU'RE LUCKY I DON'T SQUASH YOU WITH MY SLIPPER

AND FLUSH YOU DOWN THE TOILET.

FINE. BUT IF YOU'RE GONNA WAIT,

WAIT OVER THERE.

FINE.

UH-UH-UH-UH-UH.

I'M NOT POINTING TO THE BOOTH.

I'M POINTING TO RHODE ISLAND.

HATE YOU.

HATE YOU.

HOW DID I LOOK TODAY?

HEY, YOU WERE REALLY GREAT.

THROWIN' PUNCHES IN BUNCHES.

YEAH. I FELT GOOD.

HEY, UH, YOU BEEN DOIN'SUCH A GREAT JOB,

SO I GOT YOU SOMETHIN'.

WHAT'S THIS? JUST OPEN IT.

OK.

"TO BERG.

"KEEP PUNCHING.

MARVELOUS MARVIN HAGLER."

JOHNNY TOLD ME YOU WERE A FAN.

HEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

THANK YOU.

FORGET ABOUT IT.

OW.

SORRY.

HEY. HEY. HEY.

THESE ARE THE 3 MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN MY LIFE.

COME HERE, GUYS.

BUSTER GARRETT,

I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET PETE, SHARON, AND ASHLEY...

MY HAPPY LITTLE FAMILY.

GET AWAY! HEY! DON'T TOUCH ME!

IT'S NICE TO MEET YA.

HEY, PETE, YOU GOT ANY SLICES?

UH, YEAH. WE GOT PEPPERONI, MUSHROOM,

OR CANADIAN BACON.

OH! CANADIAN BACON. COMIN' RIGHT UP.

I THINK I'M MORE EXCITED ABOUT THIS FIGHT THAN YOU ARE.

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT THE GUY

GETTING PUNCHED IN THE FACE.

HEY, BERG, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?

HEY, YOU GOT ANY SLICES?

THERE'S, UH, PEPPERONI, MUSHROOM,

OR CANADIAN BACON.

I'LL TAKE THE CANADIAN BACON.

WHATEVER THEY SAY, IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

BERG!

SHARON, YOU'RE BABBLING AGAIN.

YOU SHOULD BE HOME NURSING THAT HIGH FEVER.

OW!

WAIT. NO, NO, NO.

YOU CAN'T BE SICK, OK?

BECAUSE WE ARE ALL GOING TO THE FIGHTS TONIGHT.

FRONT ROW.

BUSTER HERE HAS GOT A SHOT AT THE GUY

WHO HAS A SHOT AT THE GUY

WHO HAS A SHOT AT THE TITLE.

IT'S LIKE I'M DREAMIN'.

HEY, YOU GOT ANY SLICES?

HOW ABOUT A CANADIAN BACON?

YOU READ MY MIND.

BERG, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SEC?

OH, WAIT A SECOND... BERG, I NEED TO TALK...

YEAH, UM...

I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH BUSTER.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

HE JUST ASKED FOR THE SAME SLICE OF PIZZA 3 TIMES.

THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU TOLD ME

THAT "ART GARFUNKEL IN THE AIRPORT" STORY?

BERG, HE JUST... HE SEEMS KINDA OUT OF IT.

LOOK, TRUST ME, OK?

I'M A MEDICAL STUDENT.

PETE, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

YOU'RE RIGHT. HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT.

YOU WANT ME AT THE APARTMENT, DON'T YOU, BERG?

IT'S NOT MY FAULT PETE DOESN'T HAVE A JOB.

WHAT?

WAIT. I JUST HAVE TO SAY IN MY DEFENSE...

OBJECTION.

STOP! NO! BAD!

NOW, WHATEVER PETTY LITTLE TROUBLES

YOU GUYS ARE HAVING,

I'M IN A REALLY GOOD MOOD,

SO, PLEASE, JUST DO ME A FAVOR

AND HANDLE IT LIKE CIVILIZED ADULTS.

COME ON, BUSTER.

LET'S GO BEAT SOMEBODY UP.

HEY, PETE.

ASHLEY, HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?

WELL, I FIGURED YOU'D DO SOMETHING STUPID

LIKE CHANGE THE LOCKS,

SO I LEFT THE WINDOW OPEN A CRACK.

A CRACK?

OH, WAIT A MINUTE, I FORGOT.

VAMPIRES CAN TURN INTO MIST.

JOHNNY! DON'T MAKE ME GO IN THERE.

HELLO.

ALL RIGHT.

BUSTER IS HAVING THE FIGHT OF HIS LIFE TONIGHT,

AND THE 3 OF YOU

ARE NOT GONNA RUIN IT FOR HIM AND BERG.

IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

IT CERTAINLY ISN'T MINE.

IF THEY'RE NOT GONNA... NO, NO, NO, NO.

NO MORE POINTING FINGERS.

WE'RE GONNA SIT DOWN AND TALK THIS THROUGH

AND FIND SOME COMMON GROUND.

FINE.

Ashley: FINE.

Pete: FINE.

NOW, WHO WOULD LIKE TO START?

ASHLEY?

WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

I JUST WANTED TO SPEND A LITTLE BIT OF TIME

AT MY BOYFRIEND'S HOUSE.

I THOUGHT HIS IDIOT ROOMMATE AND I WERE GETTING ALONG.

IT'S NOT LIKE HE TOLD ME ANYTHING WAS WRONG.

THAT'S RIGHT.

I WAS JUST SITTING HERE MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS,

QUIETLY HATING YOU.

OK.

SHARON?

I WAS JUST UPSTAIRS

TRYING TO HAVE A ROMANTIC DINNER,

AND IF YOU HADN'T SAID THE "S" WORD,

I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO COME DOWN HERE AND RAT PETE OUT.

THE "S" WORD? SHAWN.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

THAT'S RIGHT.

JOHNNY'S THE REASON YOU GOT SO UPSET AND LEFT.

IT WAS YOU.

WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE FOUND OUR COMMON GROUND.

SHOULDN'T WE BE POINTING THE FINGER AT HER?

EVERYTHING WAS OK UNTIL SHE GOT HERE.

OH, REALLY?

WHY DON'T WE ASK SHAWN?

I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW I AM JUST HERE FOR BERG.

WELL, WHY DO YOU THINK I'M HERE?

ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE, TO BALANCE GOOD.

OH, MAN! THESE SEATS ARE AWESOME.

WE'RE SURE TO CATCH SOME SWEAT.

I JUST WANNA SAY,

YOU'RE THE BEST CUT MAN A FIGHTER COULD EVER HAVE.

HEY, AND YOU'RE THE BEST FIGHTER

A CUT MAN COULD EVER HAVE.

FORGET ABOUT IT.

HA HA HA! OW!

IF YOU LADIES ARE THROUGH, IT'S TIME.

Man: HEY! BEER HERE! GET YOUR BEER!

OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

I'LL HAVE A BEER FOR ME AND MY FRIENDS.

HOW MANY?

ONE.

CAN YOU BELIEVE HER?

I'M SO MAD AT HER, I'M TALKING TO YOU.

WHOA. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

I'M GOING TO TALK TO BERG.

DO YOU BELIEVE HER?

DO YOU BELIEVE HER?

SHE'S PROBABLY GOING OVER TO BERG TO BAD-MOUTH ME.

I HOPE SO.

AFTER THE FIGHT, I GOT SOMETHING FOR YA.

HEY, COME ON, NOW.

YOU ALREADY GOT ME THAT PICTURE OF HAGLER.

WHO TOLD YOU?

GET IN HIS FACE, KID.

GET IN HIS FACE!

UGH!

GET OUT OF HIS FACE.

OUT OF HIS FACE.

HEY, BERG.

THE FIGHT'S STARTED.

BERG.

PETE? I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT HERE.

I KNOW. SO AM I.

IT'S TRUE.

I DON'T LIKE ASHLEY HANGING AROUND.

WHAT?

I DIDN'T TELL HIM. WHAT?

YES. ONCE AGAIN, YOU'RE THE IDIOT.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT,

I NEVER WOULD'VE SAID ANYTHING

IF SHARON DIDN'T OPEN HER BIG MOUTH.

YOU SUCK.

HEY, YOU GUYS,

SOME BIKERS ARE EYEING YOUR SEATS.

SHH! I AM VERY... THAT CUT LOOKS BAD.

NO KIDDING.

I'M GETTING KILLED OUT THERE.

HEY, HOW YA DOIN'

GET BACK TO YOUR SEATS!

I'M NOT GOING BACK TO MY SEAT.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.

NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE HAPPENED

IF YOU DIDN'T GIVE ASHLEY A KEY.

YOU GAVE ASHLEY A KEY

WITHOUT CHECKING WITH PETE FIRST?

THAT'S REALLY WRONG.

SO THIS IS ALL BERG'S FAULT.

YOU KNOW, KID, IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS,

BUT THEY MAKE A GOOD POINT.

ALL RIGHT! OK! SHUT IT!

COME HERE.

OK. I'M GONNA TELL YOU HOW IT IS, ALL RIGHT?

SHARON, YOU AND JOHNNY,

YOU FIGHT, AND YOU MAKE UP.

YOU FIGHT, AND YOU MAKE UP.

FIND SOME OTHER KIND OF FOREPLAY.

AND, PETE, YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.

ASHLEY, YOU'RE MY GIRLFRIEND.

AND I'M KEEPING YOU BOTH, SO DEAL WITH IT.

AND YOU... SPIT.

HE'S RIGHT.

AS LONG AS WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER,

WHEN WE HAVE NOT BEEN FIGHTING? SORRY.

YOU DON'T THINK I'M SICK OF IT?

MAYBE GIRLFRIENDS DO COME AND GO,

AND FRIENDS ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT LAST.

COME ON, SHAR, I DIDN'T MEAN IT.

THEN WHY DID YOU SAY IT?

I DON'T KNOW.

FACE IT. I'M GONNA SAY A LOT OF STUPID THINGS IN OUR LIFETIME.

IF YOU WANNA HOLD ALL OF THEM AGAINST ME,

WE'RE GONNA BE MISERABLE.

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

SEE? AGAIN, I SAID SOMETHING STUPID.

NO, NO, NO, NO.

YOU SAID WE WERE GONNA BE MISERABLE

FOR A LIFETIME.

OH, JOHNNY, THAT'S SO SWEET.

WELL, NO, ACTUALLY... SHUT UP!

WHY SHOULD I BE NICE TO YOU?

IT'S NOT LIKE YOU EVER SAID A NICE THING ABOUT ME.

YOU KNOW, ASHLEY, IT'S PRETTY CLEAR

YOU DON'T LIKE ME VERY MUCH.

ACTUALLY, PETE, I HAPPEN TO LIKE YOU A LOT.

OH, YEAH. RIGHT.

I GUESS THAT'S WHY YOU PUT ME DOWN ALL THE TIME.

YEAH. LIKE HOW YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS

ALWAYS TEASE EACH OTHER.

I MEAN, YOU CALL ME THE DEVIL.

WELL, YOU'RE THE SPAWN OF SATAN.

EXACTLY.

I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE PART OF THE GANG.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT,

COULD YOU MAYBE TRY TO NOT BE SO GOOD AT IT?

YEAH, I COULD DO THAT.

I CAN HELP, TOO, ALL RIGHT?

I'LL TRY TO BE MORE PATIENT WHEN YOU'RE AROUND.

AND I'LL TRY TO REMEMBER

THAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH A DIFFICULT TIME

AND YOU DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING GOING FOR YOU

EXCEPT FOR YOUR ROUTINE.

TRY TO BE LESS ABRASIVE. THAT MIGHT HELP.

AND TRY TO BE LESS OF A BABY.

OK. ENOUGH MAKING UP. OK.

HOW AM I DOING?

YOU'RE BEHIND ON POINTS, KID.

WE NEED A KNOCKOUT.

HE'S NOT LOOKING SO GOOD.

WORK YOUR MAGIC.

I'M COUNTING ON YA, LARRY.

I'M NOT LARRY.

LARRY WAS HIS OLD CUT MAN.

BUSTER, WHO AM I?

YOU'RE LARRY, LARRY.

JEEZ, YOU'D THINK HE WAS THE ONE IN THE FIGHT.

OK. THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT. WE'RE STOPPING THE FIGHT.

I'M CALLING THE RING DOCTOR.

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOU.

I CAN BEAT HIM. HE'S TIRED.

FROM BEATING YOU SENSELESS.

I WANNA STOP THE FIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

NAH. HE LOOKS FINE TO ME.

LET'S GO.

NO, NO, NO. HE SHOULDN'T BE FIGHTING.

HE SAID MY NAME WAS LARRY.

YOU LOOK LIKE A LARRY.

I'M THROWING IN THE TOWEL.

OH, NO, YOU DON'T.

NO, YOU DON'T.

2! 3! 4!

5! 6!

7! 8!

9! YOU'RE OUT!

AND YOU WANTED TO THROW IN THE TOWEL.

ARE YOU... ARE YOU OK?

YEAH! AND I OWE IT ALL TO YOU, DENNIS.

HOW YOU FEELING?

THE DOCTORS SAY I'M PUNCH-DRUNK.

THEY SAY I SHOULDN'T FIGHT ANYMORE.

THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT.

BUSTER, YOU KNOW, THEY DO.

IF YOU DON'T STOP FIGHTING NOW,

YOU'RE RISKING PERMANENT BRAIN DAMAGE.

YEAH? THEN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

I GOT A SHOT.

IT'S OVER.

THE HOSPITAL IS GONNA REPORT YOU

TO THE BOXING COMMISSION.

I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT.

SEE? I GAVE THE HOSPITAL A FAKE NAME.

"BUSTER GARETT" WITH ONE "R"

ISN'T GONNA FOOL ANYONE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

YOU'RE PLAYING WITH YOUR LIFE HERE.

FIGHTING IS MY LIFE.

NOT ANYMORE.

I'M REPORTING YOU MYSELF.

OH, YEAH? WELL, HOW ABOUT I SHOW YOU

HOW WELL I CAN STILL FIGHT

BY BREAKING YOUR FACE?

OK. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW TERRIFIED I AM RIGHT NOW...

BUT I'M STILL GONNA REPORT YOU.

YOU... YOU'RE FIRED.

HOW ARE YOU DOIN'?

AHEM. WELL, UH...

THE SHOULDER'S ACTING UP AGAIN,

AND THERE'S THIS HOLE IN THE WALL.

AND, UH... OH, I HAD TO TELL A GUY

THAT THE ONLY THING HE'S EVER DONE IN HIS LIFE

HE CAN'T DO ANYMORE.

HOW ARE YOU DOING?

BERG, COME ON, YOU DID THE RIGHT THING.

YEAH, BERG.

AND LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.

IN A FEW YEARS, HE WON'T REMEMBER.

I'M SORRY.

I'M SORRY. SORRY.

ALL RIGHT.

IS THERE ANYTHING THAT WE CAN DO?

NO. I THINK I'M JUST GONNA TAKE A WALK.

POOR BUSTER.

IT SURE PUTS OUR PROBLEMS INTO PERSPECTIVE.

I KNOW.

ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT

WAS HOW I WAS GONNA GET BERG BACK

FOR GIVING ASHLEY A KEY.

ME, TOO.

WHAT WERE YOU GONNA DO?

LEAVE A MESSAGE ON HIS MACHINE

AS AN EX-GIRLFRIEND.

YOU?

I WAS GONNA LEAVE A HOME PREGNANCY TEST KIT

ON HIS DRESSER.

WOW, THAT'S GOOD.

YOU REALLY PUT A LOT OF THOUGHT INTO THAT.

HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.

- WAUGH! - WAUGH!

- WAUGH! - WAUGH!

- WAUGH! - WAUGH!

HOW LONG DO YOU THINK TILL SOMEBODY FINDS US?

THIS IS A REALLY DUMB IDEA.