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ASHLEY.

HI, BERG.

I DID IT. I BROKE UP WITH JUSTIN.

WHAT?

WELL, DURING THE STORM, I GOT SCARED,

AND I STARTED THINKING ABOUT WHAT COULD HAPPEN

AND HOW SHORT LIFE IS AND WHO I WANTED TO BE WITH,

AND IT WASN'T JUSTIN, IT WAS YOU.

GOD, BERG, I'VE MISSED YOU.

ANYWAY, I'VE GOT TO GET BACK TO THE HOSPITAL.

THIS IS GOING TO BE WONDERFUL.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

WHY DOES ASHLEY HAVE TO SHOW UP JUST AFTER I MET VENITA?

AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH, HOW DO I JUST BREAK HER HEART?

AFTER THE 6 MONTHS OF HELL ASHLEY PUT YOU THROUGH,

I VOTE FOR... PPPFFF... NOT GENTLY.

ASHLEY? NO, NO. I HAVE TO BREAK IT UP WITH VENITA.

WHAT? WHAT?

DIDN'T YOU SEE?

MAMA FINALLY CAME HOME.

BERG, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

VENITA'S GREAT!

SHE'S WONDERFUL!

AND BEST OF ALL, SHE'S NOT ASHLEY.

PETE! LOOK, BERG,

WHAT PETE MEANS TO SAY IS, ASHLEY IS THE DEVIL.

HEY!

OK. SHE'S NOT THE DEVIL.

MAYBE SHE JUST WORKS FOR HIM, LIKE A SUBCONTRACTOR.

IT'S DIFFERENT NOW.

THAT'S WHEN SHE WAS WITH JUSTIN.

HEY, BERG, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED?

YOU NEED A LITTLE REENACTMENT.

SHARON, WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY THE PART OF ASHLEY?

OH, YES!

NO.

YES.

NO.

I'M GETTING INTO CHARACTER.

AND, BERG, I'LL BE YOU.

ASHLEY, I LOVE YOU. I MUST HAVE YOU.

OH, BERG, ME, TOO.

AHH, I CAN'T SEE YOU ANYMORE.

ARE YOU MAD AT ME?

NO! NO.

I COULD NEVER BE MAD AT YOU.

ASHLEY, YOU'RE... THE BEST!

THANK YOU! THANK YOU.

IT SO... ISN'T ME. PPFFT!

I DO NOT...

PAUSE LIKE THAT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SENTENCES.

YES, YOU DO.

OK, FINE.

BUT AT LEAST I DON'T WAVE MY ARM SIN THE AIR

WHENEVER I GET FRUSTRATED.

I DON'T DO THAT.

YEAH, YOU DO. NO, I DON'T.

YOU DO. OK, YOU KNOW, FINE.

LOOK, BERG, WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO SAY IS

YOU RISKED YOUR LIFE TO MEET VENITA, AND IT PAID OFF.

AT LEAST YOU COULD SEE IT THROUGH.

VENITA IS EVERYTHING A GUY COULD WANT.

OF COURSE I SHOULD KEEP DATING HER.

OH, GOOD.

ON THE NIGHTS I'M NOT OUT WITH ASHLEY.

HEY, SHARON.

HELLO.

I CALLED YOU 15 TIMES DURING THE STORM.

THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS LET A GUY KNOW THAT YOU'RE OK.

I'M OK. OK.

LOOK, CAN WE TALK?

LISTEN, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID.

YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I WANT TO BE WITH.

I DON'T HAVE ANY FEELINGS FOR SHAWN.

REALLY? ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T NEED MORE TIME?

HEY! HEY! WE'RE NOT DONE WITH THAT.

I COULDN'T BE MORE SURE.

SHARON, WHEN WE KISS, IT'S LIKE IT'S MAGIC.

IT'S NOTHING AT ALL LIKE KISSING SHAWN.

YOU KISSED SHAWN?

WELL, YOU TOLD ME TO SEE IF THERE WAS SOMETHING THERE.

AND THERE'S NOTHING THERE.

BUT YOU KISSED SHAWN.

AND FELT NOTHING.

YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY.

DO I LOOK HAPPY?

A LITTLE?

YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?

NO. YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T!

YOU TELL ME TO DO SOMETHING AND I DO IT,

AND NOW YOU'RE MAD AT ME?

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

NOTHING. FINE.

YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT I CAN DO.

GOOD. GOOD.

GREAT. SEE YA.

CAN YOU BELIEVE HIM?

YOU KNOW, I WASN'T REALLY LISTENING. WHAT?

OK, SO HE KISSED SHAWN.

YES! HE KISSED SHAWN!

WHY DOESN'T HE UNDERSTAND THAT COULD BOTHER ME?

MAYBE HE COULD BE MORE UNDERSTANDING IF YOU TOLD HIM

ABOUT HOW YOU AND I KISSED.

I TOLD YOU, I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT WITH YOU.

AND I CERTAINLY DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT WITH HIM.

WHY?

WEREN'T YOU LISTENING?

HE KISSED SHAWN!

OK, EVERYONE, LISTEN UP.

UH, I'M AFRAID THAT I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS.

WE'RE OUT OF RITALIN.

JUST KIDDING.

HEY, ROBBIE, YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD.

WHAT, YOU GOT A HOT DATE TONIGHT?

I THOUGHT MAYBE I'D SPILL MY DINNER ALL OVER MYSELF

AND SCORE A SPONGE BATH.

THE STUDENT HAS BECOME THE MASTER.

HEY, YOU.

HEY! HEY, HOW YOU DOING?

I CAN CUT OFF YOUR JELL-O.

LISTEN, I'M GLAD YOU CAME BY.

UH, YOU RAN OUT SO FAST, WE DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO MAKE A DATE.

HOW 'BOUT DINNER TONIGHT?

TONIGHT? UH, TONIGHT'S NO GOOD, ACTUALLY.

HOW ABOUT TOMORROW?

PERFECT. I'LL TELL JUSTIN WE'RE BREAKING UP.

GREAT.

WHAT?

YOU TOLD ME YOU LEFT HIM.

I DID. HE JUST DOESN'T KNOW IT YET.

OH, WELL, COULD YOU MAYBE DO ME A FAVOR

AND, I DON'T KNOW, TELL HIM BEFORE OUR DATE?

OF COURSE. WHAT KIND OF A GIRL DO YOU THINK I AM?

I'M JUST REMEMBERING.

SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT.

EXCUSE ME, I'M LOOKING FOR MICHAEL BERGEN.

OH, YEAH, SURE. HE'S RIGHT OVER THERE.

OH, THANK YOU.

BERG?

VENITA!

2? VERY NICE.

Berg: SHH, SHH.

JELL-O!

I CAME EARLY. I WANTED TO SEE WHERE YOU WORKED.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? ACTUALLY YOU CAME AT A GREAT TIME.

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO ENTERTAIN THE KIDS.

THE BALLOON GUY BLEW UP.

NO. NO. LITERALLY.

ALL RIGHT, KIDS, WHICH IMPRESSIONS DO YOU WANT TO SEE FIRST?

Children: NONE!

BRING BACK THE BALLOON GUY.

WHAT'S THAT?

SEAN CONNERY?

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE CHICAGO WAY.

HEY, HEY. DON'T THROW PENGUINS. COME ON.

KIDS, CAN YOU GATHER ROUND IN A LITTLE CIRCLE FOR ME, HUH?

LITTLE ONES IN THE FRONT, HUH?

OK, LISTEN. MY NAME'S VENITA.

AND WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL AND I WASN'T FEELING SO GREAT,

MY MOM USED TO SING ME THIS SONG.

IT TEACHES US A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT LIFE...

AND OURSELVES.

SO, CAN YOU ALL CLAP ALONG WITH ME, HUH?

LIKE THIS.

GOOD.

♪ YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO HOLD 'EM ♪

♪ KNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EM ♪

♪ KNOW WHEN TO WALK AWAY ♪

♪ KNOW WHEN TO RUN ♪

I SAY YOU DUMP LADY NUMBER ONE

AND KEEP LADY NUMBER TWO.

♪ BE AT THE TABLE ♪

YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT.

I DON'T LIKE THE WAY SHE SINGS, BUT I LOVE THE WAY SHE MOVES.

HEY.

HEY, JOHNNY.

NICE PLACE.

IT'S A DUMP.

IT'LL DO UNTIL I FIND A NEW APARTMENT.

LISTEN, UH, SHARON DOESN'T KNOW I'M HERE,

BUT I THOUGHT IF I CAME DOWN AND EXPLAINED A COUPLE OF THINGS,

IT MIGHT HELP YOU TWO TO GET BACK TOGETHER.

IT'S HOPELESS. I DID WHAT SHE WANTED,

BUT SHE'S STILL MAD AT ME.

TRY PUTTING YOURSELF IN HER SHOES.

YOU KNOW, LET'S SAY SHE...

AND THIS IS JUST OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD.

WHAT IF SHARON KISSED A REALLY CLOSE FRIEND, TOO?

SHARON WOULD NEVER DO THAT.

YEAH, BUT SAY SHE DID?

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?

SHE DID.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

SHARON KISSED... A PERSON.

DAMN IT! JOHNNY, CALM DOWN.

IT WAS BERG, WASN'T IT?

NO. MAYBE.

HE'S DEAD.

NO. WAIT, JOHNNY.

WHAT?

YOU CAN'T KILL BERG.

IT WAS ME.

WHAT WAS YOU?

I'M THE GUY SHARON KISSED.

NO. NO, NO. YOU'RE JUST COVERING FOR HIM.

NO. NO, JOHNNY. I'M NOT COVERING FOR HIM.

IT WAS ME.

PLEASE, DON'T PUT ALL YOUR WEIGHT INTO IT.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

WHAT? WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

I THOUGHT SHE KISSED BERG...

WHEN IT WAS YOU.

AND?

HA HA. YOU KNOW.

YOU'RE PETE.

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

SHARON'S SAFE WITH YOU.

SHE IS NOT! JOHNNY, I KISSED YOUR WOMAN!

SO I HEAR.

WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE.

HOW COME YOU WERE SO UPSET WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS BERG?

IT'S TRUE, I WAS.

NOW I SEE WHY... SHE WAS SO UPSET WITH ME.

THANKS, PETE.

THANK YOU.

FINE. WHAT? NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THANKING ME.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HITTING ME.

COME HERE.

UNH!

DON'T KISS MY WOMAN.

HEY, ASHLEY.

HEY, BERG. YOU'RE EARLY.

WE NEED TO TALK. UM...

HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO JUSTIN?

YEAH. THIS MORNING.

HE STARTED TO CRY.

THIS IS REALLY AWKWARD.

WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST COME RIGHT OUT AND SAY IT.

UH...

I MET THIS WOMAN RECENTLY.

I THOUGHT I COULD DATE BOTH OF YOU AT ONCE,

BUT, OF COURSE, THAT WOULDN'T BE FAIR TO EITHER OF YOU.

AND I REALIZED THAT I HAVE A MUCH HEALTHIER RELATIONSHIP WITH HER.

SO, I'M AFRAID IT'S OVER BETWEEN US.

I UNDERSTAND.

NO.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO?

I MEAN NO. I VETO YOU.

YOU CAN'T VETO ME. I'M NOT CONGRESS.

I JUST DID. I CAN'T AFFORD TO GIVE UP

ON OUR RELATIONSHIP THAT EASILY.

YES, YOU CAN. YOU HAVE TO RESPECT MY CHOICE.

NO. STOP SAYING THAT.

WHEN I WAS DATING JUSTIN,

I TOLD YOU I WASN'T AVAILABLE.

DID YOU GIVE UP?

FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, I TOTALLY APPRECIATE HOW WRONG THAT WAS OF ME.

YOU SAW SOMETHING SPECIAL,

AND YOU KNEW THAT YOU COULDN'T AFFORD TO LET IT SLIP THROUGH YOUR FINGERS

JUST BECAUSE OF BAD TIMING.

OK, NOW YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BE MEAN.

OK, WHAT WE HAD, IT WAS SICK.

IT WAS AN OBSESSION, AND IT'S OVER.

I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

THAT REALLY HURTS.

BUT NO.

WHERE'S BERG?

MED SCHOOL.

GOOD. JOHNNY JUST CALLED.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TOLD HIM ABOUT VALENTINE'S DAY.

I WAS TRYING TO HELP.

AND BESIDES, YOU WOULDN'T TALK TO ME ABOUT IT,

SO I HAD TO TALK TO SOMEBODY.

THEN GET A THERAPIST!

WELL, YOU WERE SO LUCKY HE WASN'T UPSET.

IF THAT WAS BERG, HE WOULD'VE KILLED HIM.

YEAH, I KNOW, I KNOW.

HE GAVE ME NOOGIES.

WHAT IS WITH YOU?

YOU KNOW, I HAVE A REAL PROBLEM

WITH JOHNNY NOT HAVING A PROBLEM WITH ME.

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A SWEET GUY.

YOU HAVE MORALS. YOU'RE TRUSTWORTHY.

FACE IT, PETE. YOU'RE A WONDERFUL PERSON.

THAT IS A HORRIBLE THING TO SAY!

I'M NOT A WONDERFUL PERSON, SHARON.

I AM WALKING TESTOSTERONE. I AM A DOG.

YOU ARE SO CUTE, PUPPY DOG.

SO WHAT, DOES THIS MEAN YOU AND JOHNNY ARE BACK TOGETHER?

NO WAY! HE KISSED SHAWN!

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG.

YES, YOU DID. YES, YOU DID. YOU KISSED ME!

YES. AND IT WAS VERY, VERY WRONG.

IT'S ASHLEY. SHE'S FOLLOWING ME.

WHAT?

TODAY, AT SCHOOL,

THERE WERE BALLOONS TIED TO MY DESK.

WHEN I OPENED MY LOCKER, IT WAS COMPLETELY FILLED WITH ROSE PETALS

THAT SHE PUSHED THROUGH THE LITTLE SLOTS.

DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG THAT MUST HAVE TAKEN?

WAIT A SECOND. I THOUGHT YESTERDAY WAS THE BIG DAY

YOU WERE GONNA BREAK UP WITH HER.

IT DIDN'T TAKE.

I GOT A DATE WITH VENITA TONIGHT.

HOW AM I GONNA SHAKE ASHLEY?

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT NOT TO DO.

DON'T HAVE HER KISS ME,

BECAUSE I WON'T MAKE HER JEALOUS

BECAUSE I'M NOT A THREAT.

OR... YOU COULD PUT ON MY LAB COAT

AND WALK AROUND THE BLOCK AS MY DECOY.

YOU'RE BEING PARANOID.

NO, NO. I'M NOT BEING PARANOID. OK.

SHE'S DOING EVERYTHING I DID.

AND IF I KNOW ME THE WAY I THINK I DO,

THEN SHE'S GONNA BE WAITING RIGHT...

WHO'S VENITA?

OH, BERG, WHAT A UNIQUE AND OUT-OF-THE-WAY PLACE.

THIS IS A GREAT IDEA.

I ALWAYS COME HERE WHEN I WANT TO GET AWAY

FROM THE TRAFFIC, YOU KNOW, THE NOISE.

PEOPLE.

IT'S SO ROMANTIC.

HERE'S YOUR CHAMPAGNE, SIR.

THANK YOU, BUT I THINK YOU HAVE THE WRONG TABLE.

WE DIDN'T ORDER ANY.

IT'S COMPLIMENTS OF THE LADY AT THE BAR.

OH, MY GOD!

ISN'T THAT THE GIRL FROM THE HOSPITAL?

YES. SHE'S THE ONE THAT I TOLD YOU ABOUT,

THE ONE I HAD THE SICK RELATIONSHIP WITH.

WELL, I BROKE IT OFF WITH HER, AND NOW SHE WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE.

WHAT, YOU MEAN SHE'S FOLLOWING US?

WHY WOULD SOMEONE CHASE AFTER SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T WANT THEM?

I HAVE NO IDEA.

LET'S CALL HER OVER HERE.

I REALLY DON'T THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

WHY NOT? RELAX. WE'RE ALL ADULTS HERE.

NO. YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH THE ONLY ONE.

HI.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THE CHAMPAGNE.

WE WEREN'T PROPERLY INTRODUCED AT THE HOSPITAL.

MY NAME'S VENITA. HI.

I'M ASHLEY.

ASHLEY, I'M SORRY, BUT AS YOU CAN SEE, I'M HERE WITH VENITA.

AND WE'RE VERY HAPPY TOGETHER

BECAUSE SHE'S THE ONE I'VE CHOSEN TO BE WITH.

I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND.

OH, I UNDERSTAND, BUT YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND

THAT I BROKE UP WITH MY BOYFRIEND FOR BERG.

YOU CAN'T REALLY HOLD BERG RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT.

WELL, ACTUALLY, I CAN BECAUSE HE SAID HE WOULDN'T GO OUT WITH ME

UNLESS I BROKE UP WITH MY BOYFRIEND.

THAT WAS ANCIENT HISTORY.

IT WAS YESTERDAY.

YOU MADE A DATE WITH HER YESTERDAY AFTER YOU TOLD ME SHE WAS OUT OF YOUR LIFE?

WELL, THERE'S A VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION.

NEED A SEC.

OK. I CHOSE YOU, BUT THEN ASHLEY SHOWED UP,

AND I MADE A DATE WITH BOTH OF YOU,

ONLY I SAW HOW WONDERFUL YOU WERE WITH THOSE KIDS AT THE HOSPITAL

SO I CANCELED MY DATE WITH ASHLEY, AND I CHOSE YOU AGAIN.

SO IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, I ACTUALLY CHOSE YOU TWICE,

WHICH IS TWICE AS MANY TIMES AS I CHOSE HER.

THERE, I THINK THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD.

GOOD-BYE, BERG.

NO. BUT YOU WIN. 2 TO 1.

NO. I WIN BECAUSE I'M LEAVING.

HAPPY? HUH?

ARE YOU HAPPY? I HAD A CHANCE

FOR A NORMAL, HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP,

AND YOU GO AND RUIN IT.

OH, OH, GOD. I AM SO, SO SORRY.

I BROKE UP YOUR 35-SECOND RELATIONSHIP.

YOU BROKE UP MY RELATIONSHIP WITH JUSTIN,

AND WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 4 YEARS.

YEAH, WELL, JUSTIN DESERVES A MEDAL FOR STAYING WITH YOU THAT LONG.

I CAN'T STAND YOU.

- I LOATHE YOU. - I DESPISE YOU.

- I HATE YOU. - I CAN GET US A ROOM.

I CAN DRIVE.

HI, PETE.

WHATEVER.

WHATEVER?

GOD, HOW MUCH LONGER ARE YOU GOING TO CONTINUE THIS?

WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT? NOW THAT YOU'VE BROUGHT IT UP,

I'D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT OUR KISS.

PLEASE?

OK.

OK?

OK. OK.

UM, IF I'M NOT A THREAT TO JOHNNY,

DOES THAT MEAN THAT OUR KISS MEANT NOTHING TO YOU?

PETE, I... I CAN'T TALK ABOUT THAT.

WHAT? SHARON, COME ON.

I'M TRYING TO SALVAGE WHAT I HAVE WITH JOHNNY.

I CAN'T COMPLICATE MATTERS BY WONDERING

IF YOU AND I ARE MORE THAN WHAT WE HAVE BEEN.

SO YOU'RE SAYING IT MIGHT HAVE MEANT SOMETHING?

OF COURSE IT MEANT SOMETHING.

HOW COULD IT NOT?

PETE, YOU MEAN THE WORLD TO ME.

OH.

THANK YOU.

MM... PETE?! OHH!

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

OH. WHAT? NO, NO, NO.

NO. NO, NO, NO. I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU.

JOHNNY, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

OH!

YOU ARE SUCH A JERK!

I CAN'T BELIEVE I EVER WENT OUT WITH YOU! OH!

ARE YOU OK?

YEAH. YEAH.

ARE YOU SURE?

YEAH. YEAH.

ONE WAS FREE, PAL.

THE NEXT ONE YOU PAY FOR.

NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, MY LAUNDRY'S DRY,

AND IF I DON'T FOLD IT RIGHT AWAY IT'LL WRINKLE.

DO YOU THINK HE BOUGHT IT?

YEAH, HE BOUGHT IT.

THANKS FOR COMING DOWN AND HELPING ME WITH PETE.

YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT.

LOOK, SHARON, HOW LONG ARE WE GONNA KEEP ON GOING LIKE THIS?

I AM SORRY I KISSED SHAWN.

JOHNNY, IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT.

THEN TELL ME WHAT IT'S ABOUT.

I JUST DON'T THINK IT WOULD CHANGE ANYTHING.

TRY ME.

ALL RIGHT.

ON VALENTINE'S DAY, WHEN I ASKED YOU

IF THERE WAS SOMETHING BETWEEN YOU AND SHAWN,

WHY COULDN'T YOU SAY NO RIGHT AWAY?

I TOLD YOU, BECAUSE I WASN'T SURE.

EVEN IF YOU WEREN'T SURE,

EVEN IF YOU MOSTLY THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO BE WITH ME,

COULDN'T YOU HAVE AT LEAST GIVEN ME THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBTS?

I'M SORRY.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT HURT ME?

SHARON, I NEVER WANT TO HURT YOU,

BUT I NEVER WANT TO LIE TO YOU, EITHER.

AND THAT'S WHY YOU CAN BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU,

YOU ARE THE ONLY GIRL THAT I WANT TO BE WITH.

I BELIEVE YOU.

OW! MY HAND.

OH. OH, IT'S SWELLING.

PETE'S GOT A FACE LIKE CONCRETE.

LET'S GO UPSTAIRS, AND WE'LL PUT SOME ICE ON IT.

REALLY?

YEAH. THEN WE'LL SWING BY YOUR FLEA-BAIT MOTEL

AND PICK UP YOUR STUFF.

GREAT.

OW! MY HAND, REMEMBER?

YEAH, I REMEMBER.

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. I KISSED HER.

I KISSED YOUR WOMAN.

YOU KNOW WHAT SHE SAID?

"AT LAST, KISSED BY A REAL MAN."

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT... WHAT? WHAT?

YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?

Y-YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS?

COME ON, GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT.

NOTHING!

THOUGHT SO.

OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!