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HEY, YOU GUYS, YOU WATCHING THE NEWS?

THERE'S A HUGE STORM THAT'S ABOUT TO HIT BOSTON. MOVE OVER.

WE KNOW.

Y AHORA, VAMOS AL REPORTAJE

DE LA TORMENTA DEL SIGLO.

IT'S A SPANISH STATION.

SI.

THE LATINS ARE THE CUTTING EDGE OF WEATHER TECHNOLOGY.

I MEAN, WHO DO YOU THINK INVENTED EL NIÑO?

DON'T TELL ME THEY SUCKERED YOU BOTH.

THIS IS ALL A BUNCH OF HYPE.

THIS IS SO THE NEWS PEOPLE CAN GET BETTER RATINGS

IT'S LIKE WAG THE DOG WITH RAI.

COULD YOU... COULD YOU JUST PLEASE CHANGE THE STATION?

I SWEAR, SOMETIMES I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.

BUENAS TARDES.

SOY VENITA VIENTO

CON EL PRONOSTICO DEL TIEMPO EN BOSTON.

WELL, AT LEAST I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING WITH.

SHE JUST MAKES ME CARE ABOUT THE WEATHER AGAIN.

ESTA VA A SER LA TORMENTA DEL SIGLO.

COME ON, BABY.

GIVE DADDY THE 5-DAY FORECAST.

OK, WE GOT TAPE FOR THE WINDOWS,

CANNED GOODS, EXTRA BATTERIES. AM I MISSING ANYTHING?

UM... THE STORM.

IT'S NOON. IT'S GETTING DARK.

THERE'S A STORM COMING. ACCEPT IT.

BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANT.

HOW DID WE LOSE BERG?

BERG, HURRY UP!

HEY, SHAR.

UM, LISTEN, UH... UH...

I WAS THINKING ABOUT VALENTINE'S DAY.

YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU AND JOHNNY GOT INTO THAT BIG FIGHT,

AND YOU BROKE UP, AND WE HAD THOSE BEERS,

AND THEN WE... KISSED.

UM... DO YOU THINK IT'S IMPORTANT FOR OUR FRIENDSHIP

THAT, YOU KNOW, AT SOME POINT WE TAKE A MOMENT

AND JUST, YOU KNOW, TALK IT THROUGH?

NO.

YEAH, ME NEITHER.

BERG, HURRY UP!

I'M SORRY.

IT'S THESE BOOTS.

THEY'RE TOO BIG.

BERG, THEY'RE NOT TOO BIG.

THEY'RE TOO DORKY.

I THINK I CAN PULL THESE OFF.

GOOD. PULL 'EM OFF AND THROW 'EM IN THE TRASH.

CAN WE... CAN WE STOP FOR A SECOND?

I HAVE FISHERMAN'S FOOT.

WHAT POSSESSED YOU TO BUY THOSE BOOTS, ANYWAY?

WELL, THERE WAS A, UH, TALL, BLOND SALESGIRL

WHO SLIPPED ME HER NUMBER.

I HAD TO BUY SOMETHING, AND HIP BOOTS MADE ME LOOK CHUNKY.

SO DOES BOOT GIRL HAVE A NAME?

ASHLEY.

JEEZ! PETE, THAT IS NOT FUNNY

NO, SHARON, I MEAN HERE COMES ASHLEY.

OH, MY GOD! SHE'S WITH JUSTIN!

COME ON.

Berg: WHAT ARE THEY DOING?

HOLDING HANDS.

HOLDING HANDS IN A HATEFUL WAY?

COME ON.

YOU KNOW, IT SOUNDED TO ME

LIKE SHE WAS LAUGHING AT HIM, NOT WITH HIM.

WE GOT A LOT OF THINGS TO DO TO PREPARE FOR THE STORM.

WHY?

ASHLEY AND JUSTIN ARE NEVER GONNA BREAK UP.

LOOK, I HATE TO SEE YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF.

YOU'RE THE GREATEST GUY IN THE WORLD.

YOU ARE SO NEEDY! HEY!

LOOK... I KNOW IT'S HARD TO LET GO.

I'M GOING THROUGH THE SAME THING RIGHT NOW WITH JOHNNY.

EXCEPT PEOPLE ACTUALLY WANT US TO GET BACK TOGETHER.

I WANT TO BE WITH ASHLEY.

FOR GOD'S SAKES, MAN, SUCK IT UP!

SHE'S MOVED ON. I MEAN, IT'S TIME YOU MOVED ON.

I WANT YOU TO CALL BOOT GIRL RIGHT NOW.

I CAN'T. I THREW AWAY HER NUMBER.

I SAW PETE PICK IT UP.

THANK YOU, LINDA TRIPP.

YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU MAY AS WELL JUST KEEP IT, ALL RIGHT?

'CAUSE THAT GIRL IS NO REPLACEMENT FOR ASHLEY.

THE MAN MAKES AN EXCELLENT POINT.

I THINK IT'S TIME YOU STOPPED BEING A COWARD.

YOU'RE NEVER GONNA MEET SOMEBODY NEW

BY SITTING HERE ON THIS COUCH.

NOW, THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG.

IHOLA!

ISOY VENITA VIENTO!

ESTA TORMENTA...

OH, FOR GOD'S SAKES, BERG, NOT HER!

YOU DON'T LIKE ANY OF MY GIRLFRIENDS.

SHE'S NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

IS THIS A 3 OR AN 8?

8.

THANKS.

YOU HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON WITH THIS GIRL.

YOU DON'T EVEN SPEAK THE SAME LANGUAGE.

I GOT 2 WORDS FOR YOU.

"RICKY" AND "LUCY."

OK, OK.

FALLING IN LOVE WITH A GIRL ON TV

IS NOT PUTTING YOURSELF OUT THERE.

YOU'RE JUST REPLACING ASHLEY, A GIRL YOU COULDN'T HAVE,

WITH A GIRL YOU CAN'T GET.

SHE'S FANTASTICO.

PETE, PETE, HELP ME TALK SOME SENSE INTO HIM.

ARE YOU CRAZY?

I'D LOVE TO MEET FOR DRINKS.

WAIT. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

SOMEPLACE.

I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU GO OUT

IN THIS STORM TO THAT PIER.

NO. NO. BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO THAT PIER.

I'M GOING UP TO YOUR APARTMENT TO TAPE YOUR WINDOWS.

OK, THEN YOU DON'T NEED THE RAINCOAT.

NO. I DON'T.

'CAUSE THIS'LL DO JUST FINE.

YEAH, I'VE GOT THE PIER LOCKED DOWN!

EVERYTHING'S OK HERE.

HEY, HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

THIS AREA'S BEEN EVACUATED.

YEAH!

THERE WAS, LIKE, NO TRAFFIC!

THE WATERFRONT'S ONLY OPEN TO PRESS AND TO POLICE.

I AM THE PRESS!

HEY, ARE YOU WITH THAT CRAZY REPORTER

WHO'S STRAPPED HERSELF TO THE PIER?

YEAH, YEAH! I'M HER MAKEUP MAN.

I SAW HER ON CAMERA,

AND SHE LOOKS REALLY SHINY.

WHAT'S WITH THE TRASH BAG?

I MUST STOP HER.

YEAH, WELL, TELL HER TO GO PACK IT IN AND GO.

THIS STORM'S ONLY GONNA GET WORSE.

OK!

WELL, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.

HEY, THAT'S ONE DEDICATED MAKEUP MAN.

TRES, DOS, UNO... VENITA VIENTO,

TODAVIA REPORTANDO EN VIVO

DESDE BOSTON HARBOR.

¿COMO ESTAS, VENITA?

OHH!

ME LLAMO BERG.

WHOA. THE STORM HIT WEST VIRGINIA YESTERDAY

WITH 100-MILE-AN-HOUR WINDS,

20 INCHES OF RAIN, RIVERS OVERFLOWING...

OH, MY GOD! TORNADOES!

AUNTIE EM! AUNTIE EM!

IT SAYS SO RIGHT HERE IN THE PAPER.

HERE. READ!

SHARON, I DON'T HAVE TO READ,

ALL RIGHT? IT'S ALL A BUNCH OF HYPE.

IT'S ALL ABOUT BIG BUSINESS.

THE TV STATIONS GET BIGGER RATINGS BY SCARING EVERYBODY,

AND THE UMBRELLA/SLASH/ CANDLE CARTELS

MAKE OUT LIKE BANDITS.

SHH!

THE WEATHER SATELLITES

ARE LISTENING TO OUR CONVERSATIONS RIGHT NOW.

HEY, SHARON.

YEP?

UM... YOU KNOW, SINCE WE'RE STUCK INSIDE,

AND, YOU KNOW, WE HAVE SOME TIME ALONE,

I WAS THINKING WE COULD, YOU KNOW...

SO IT'S NOT LINGERING IN THE BACK OF OUR MINDS...

YOU KNOW... DISCUSS CALMLY AND MATURELY

WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN US ON VALENTINE'S DAY.

NO.

YEAH, THAT'S A RELIEF.

GOOD.

OH, MY GOD.

IT'S BERG! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING OUT THERE?

HEY, BERG'S ON TV.

HE'S GONNA GET HIMSELF KILLED.

NO, HE'S NOT, SHARON, BECAUSE THERE IS NO STORM.

IT'S JUST A LITTLE RAIN.

VENITA!

I'M A BIG FAN!

WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE COFFEE?

YOU KNOW, CAFE CON LECHE.

ARE YOU NUTS?!

I'M ON THE AIR!

OHH!

YOU SPEAK ENGLISH!

YES!

SO LISTEN CAREFULLY!

GO AWAY!

TODAVIA, LO PEOR ESTá POR LLEGAR...

SO, HOW ABOUT THIS WEATHER?

SURE IS, UH, RAINING CATS AND DOGS.

YOU ARE AN IDIOT!

GOD, CAN YOU BELIEVE HIM?

I KNOW. HE HAS BETTER LINES THAN "SO, HOW ABOUT THIS WEATHER?"

LISTEN TO ME!

THIS PLACE IS DANGEROUS!

SO, SAY HI TO YOUR MOM

AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!

IYA!

INO SOPORTO MAS!

INO VALE LA PENA MORIR POR ESTO!

IYO TENGO UNA VIDA!

IADIOS!

WHAT DID HE SAY?

HE SAID HE DOESN'T WANT TO DIE.

YOU BIG BABY!

DIE?! WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT?

IT'S JUST A LITTLE RAIN.

UH-OH.

Venita: STOP PUSHING ME!

Berg: PUSH!

YOU ALMOST GOT US KILLED!

LOOK, IF I WASN'T THERE TO CATCH YOU

WHEN YOUR SAFETY HARNESS BROKE,

YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN THROWN INTO THE OCEAN.

MY SAFETY HARNESS WOULDN'T HAVE BROKEN

IF YOU WEREN'T CLINGING TO ME SCREAMING,

"WE'RE GONNA DIE! WE'RE GONNA DIE!"

OH, SURE. YOU KNOW, YOU CAN MAKE ANYTHING SOUND BAD

IF YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT!

HERE.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DRAGGED ME

INTO THIS DEATH TRAP.

"BOSTON BAIT & TACKLE."

SINCE 1943!

WE'LL BE SAFE HERE.

IMAGINE HOW MANY STORMS THIS PLACE HAS WEATHERED.

READ THE LITTLE PRINT.

"REBUILT IN 1994."

OH, MY GOD!

THAT'S IT.

THAT'S IT. THE PIER'S GIVING WAY.

WE'RE HISTORY.

NOW I'M NEVER GONNA BE A DOCTOR.

I'M NEVER GONNA SEE PETE AND SHARON AGAIN.

AND THE WORST PART...

MY PARENTS... YEAH, THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO COME DOWN TO THE MORGUE

TO IDENTIFY MY BODY,

AND THEY'RE GONNA SEE ME IN THESE YELLOW BOOTS.

DON'T WORRY.

THE SHARKS ARE GONNA EAT YOU FIRST.

OK, YOU'RE NOT HERE.

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

NO!

NO, I'M NOT ALL RIGHT, OK?

YOU KNOW, YOU MAY GO THROUGH THIS SORT OF THING ALL THE TIME,

BUT DON'T LET THE BOOTS FOOL YOU... I DON'T!

I'M COLD.

AND I'M WET.

AND I'M... REALLY SCARED.

SO JUST EASE UP A BIT.

LOOK... I'M SORRY.

WE'RE GONNA BE OK.

REALLY?

REALLY.

YO SOY JUAN DE LA ROS,

A CONTINUACION REPORTAJE EN EQUIPO TOCANTE

LA TORMENTA DEL SIGLO.

AND WE'RE CLEAR!

HI, UH, ARE YOU JUAN DE LA ROSA?

YES. AND YOUR NAME IS?

I'M PETE, AND THIS IS SHARON, AND WE...

PETE AND SHARON.

"TO MY FRIENDS" PETE AND SHARON.

BEST WISHES."

NO. NO, NO, NO.

WE'RE LOOKING FOR VENITA VIENTO.

OH, SURE. EVERYBODY ALWAYS WANTS HER AUTOGRAPH.

SHE WAS WITH A FRIEND OF OURS, OK?

AND THE LAST TIME WE SAW THEM,

SHE WAS HIT BY THIS HUGE WAVE, AND THE CAMERA WENT OUT.

WELL, SHE'S NOT BACK YET,

AND I'VE HAD TO CARRY THE WHOLE SHOW.

OH! OH!

HI. HI. PARDON ME.

CAN YOU TELL US IF VENITA VIENTO HAS COME BACK YET?

NO. WE CALLED THE POLICE, BUT PEOPLE WHO REFUSE TO EVACUATE

AREN'T A HUGE PRIORITY, ESPECIALLY THE PRESS.

YEAH, BUT SHE'S WITH A FRIEND OF OURS.

I'M SORRY. THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO.

OH, WAIT A MINUTE.

HERE'S HER CAMERAMAN.

HEY, LARRY, WHERE'S VENITA?

I DON'T KNOW. SHE INSISTED ON STAYING.

I HATE HER.

YOU KNOW, LAST WINTER SHE MADE ME STAND ON A FROZEN POND

FOR 6 HOURS.

I LOST ALL FEELING IN MY LEFT PINKY. LOOK.

I CAN'T ZOOM NO MORE. LOOK.

YOU LEFT HER ON THE PIER ALONE?

OF COURSE NOT.

I LEFT HER WITH SOME STALKER.

A STALKER?

HE'S NOT A STALKER. HIS IS OUR BEST FRIEND.

HE JUST FELL IN LOVE WITH HER ON THE TV,

AND HE WENT OUT IN THE STORM

TO TRACK HER DOWN SO HE COULD ASK HER OUT.

OK, HE'S A LITTLE BIT OF A STALKER.

WAIT, WAIT.

YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE THEM OUT THERE.

I'M SORRY.

10 SECONDS TO AIR!

THERE HAS TO BE A WAY WE CAN GET TO THEM.

HOW? THERE'S ROAD BLOCK SALL OVER THE PLACE.

THERE'S NO WAY WE'RE GETTING THROUGH.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

THEY WON'T LET US THROUGH...

BUT THEY'LL LET THE PRESS THROUGH.

OH! SO WE'RE GONNA GO AFTER THEM?

SHARON, WE HAVE TO. HE'S OUR BEST FRIEND.

ARE WE REALLY THAT CLOSE?

I FOUND A BLANKET IN THERE.

THANK YOU.

OH, GOD.

OH, WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?

WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WELL, I... I WAS...

I WAS DATING THIS GIRL ASHLEY, AND, UH...

YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS.

OH, GOD.

NO, I DO. KEEP TALKING.

OK. OK.

WELL, UM, UM, WE...

I REALLY THOUGHT WE'D END UP TOGETHER,

BUT, UH, SHE CHOSE SOME OTHER GUY OVER ME, SO...

HOW LONG WERE YOU DATING HER?

OH...

WE NEVER ACTUALLY WENT OUT.

WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF A PERSON...

WENT OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF A STORM

TO MEET A BEAUTIFUL GIRL...

A BEAUTIFUL GIRL...

WHO HE DOESN'T EVEN THINK SPEAKS THE SAME LANGUAGE...

TO GET OVER A GIRL

WHO WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM?

IS HE WEARING YELLOW BOOTS?

MAYBE.

SHARON WAS RIGHT.

YOU KNOW, I...

THE ONLY REASON I CAME DOWN HERE

WAS FOR THE SAME REASONS I WANTED ASHLEY...

BECAUSE IT COULDN'T POSSIBLY WORK OUT.

I RISKED MY LIFE FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

GOD.

COME HERE.

I DON'T KNOW.

I'M KIND OF SHY.

Sharon: AAH!

SHARON!

ARE YOU SURE THIS IS PIER 52?!

LET'S SEE IF I CAN DECIP HER THIS CODE!

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!

COME ON, STOP HOGGING THE UMBRELLA!

NICE GOING!

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU DON'T SHARE!

OHH!

YOU KNOW, I'VE HAD MY HEART BROKEN BEFORE.

REALLY?

IT MAKES YOU DO CRAZY THINGS.

WHAT'D YOU DO?

LET'S JUST SAY I'M NOT ALLOWED BACK IN THE STATE OF TEXAS.

I DON'T MEAN TO SOUND WARPED,

BUT I FIND THAT REALLY EXCITING.

YOU KNOW...

YOU SEEM LIKE A REALLY NICE GUY.

I MEAN... MAYBE... IF WE'D HAVE MET

UNDER DIFFERENT CIRCUMSTANCES...

ARE YOU SAYING THAT IF WE SURVIVE,

YOU... YOU MIGHT... CONSIDER GOING OUT WITH ME?

MAYBE.

YOU KNOW, THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY NICE.

I FEEL LIKE, UH...

I FEEL LIKE I'VE ROUNDED A CORNER OR SOMETHING.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?

WELL, IT'S KIND OF A DIFFERENT STORY.

YOU KNOW, UH... BOY PURSUES GIRL

WHO HE THINKS IS TOTALLY WRONG FOR HIM,

BUT SHE ACTUALLY TURNS OUT TO BE RIGHT.

BOY DOESN'T RUN AWAY.

BECAUSE... BOY IS TRAPPE IN SHACK

AT END OF PIER.

GIRL HAS POINT.

AAH!

HA HA HA HA!

HEY, PETE! WATCH OUT FOR THAT WAVE!

STOP PLAYING WITH THE SEAWEED. WE'VE GOTTA FIND BERG!

AAH!

SHARON!

WHAT?!

I HATE TO BRING THIS UP AGAIN...

BUT WE COULD BE HIT BY LIGHTNING

OR WASHED OVER THE PIER AND DROWNED!

DON'T YOU THINK WE SHOULD TAKE A MOMENT AND DISCUSS

WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN US

ON VALENTINE'S DAY?!

NOOOOO!

JUST CHECKING!

WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A MINUTE!

I THINK I SEE A LIGHT IN THE SHACK OVER THERE!

I'M SERIOUS!

STOP PLAYING WITH THE SEAWEED!

I'M NOT!

OK, I GOT ONE MORE QUESTION.

WHAT?

ARE YOU SITTING WITH ME UNDER THIS BLANKET

BECAUSE YOU LIKE ME OR BECAUSE...

WE'RE GONNA DIE?

A LITTLE OF BOTH.

I CAN LIVE WITH THAT.

OH, THANK GOD!

YOU'RE BOTH ALIVE!

OH, GOD!

I CAN'T BELIEVE WE FOUND YOU.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE'VE BEEN THROUGH.

THANK GOD!

GO AWAY.

WHAT? BUT...

BUT WE'RE... WE'RE... WE'RE RESCUING YOU!

YEAH, I APPRECIATE IT,

BUT WE'RE KIND OF IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING HERE, GUYS.

OK, THAT'S IT.

THAT'S IT.

I AM DONE RISKING MY LIFE FOR YOU.

COME ON.

HEY, YOU KNOW,

I THINK THE STORM'S LETTING UP.

AAH!

THANKS AGAIN, GUYS,

FOR COMING TO OUR RESCUE.

WHO KNEW IT WOULD BE SUCH A BIG STORM?

WELL, I THINK YOU WERE VERY LUCKY

THAT WAVE THREW YOU BACK UP ON THE PIER.

MM-HMM. RIGHT ON THAT NICE SOFT PYLON.

WELL, I... GUESS I'D BETTER GET GOING.

SO, UH, I GUESS WE'RE STILL ON FOR DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT?

YEAH. WHAT'S THE ATTIRE, CASUAL OR SURVIVAL?

UH... GOOD NIGHT, VENITA.

GOOD NIGHT.

SEE YOU.

BYE.

AAH!

SHE'S GREAT.

NO. SHE'S AMAZING.

I GOTTA HAND IT TO YOU, BERG. YOU DONE GOOD.

AND IF BY CHANCE YOU DECIDE TO THROW OUT HER NUMBER...

EASY.

AND THE BEST THING IS

IS THAT SHE WANTS TO BE WITH ME

AND I WANT TO BE WITH HER,

AND WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT?

SHE'S SO OBSESSED WITH ME.

ASHLEY.

HI, BERG.

I DID IT.

I BROKE UP WITH JUSTIN.

WHAT?

WELL, DURING THE STORM, I... I GOT SCARED,

AND I STARTED THINKING ABOUT WHAT COULD HAPPEN AND HOW SHORT LIFE IS

AND WHO I WANTED TO BE WITH, AND...

AND IT WASN'T JUSTIN. IT WAS YOU!

OH, GOD, BERG.

I MISSED YOU.

BOY, WHEN IT RAINS, IT POURS.

WATCH OUT FOR THAT WAVE!

WHAT WAVE?!