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HEY, BERG, HELP ME WITH THIS MIRROR.

YEAH. YOU LOOK AT THE SHINY SIDE.

WHAT DO YOU SAY, JOHNNY,

YOU WANT TO HELP PETE HANG THE MIRROR?

OR DO YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO BED?

HA HA HA!

HEY, SWEETIE PETEY.

HI, IRENE.

IRENE.

PETEY! I-IRENE...

UH, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SEC?

OK. ONE SECOND.

TIME'S UP! HA HA HA!

HA HA HA.

THAT... THAT'S VERY FUNNY.

UM... ALL RIGHT. WELL, LISTEN. I'VE BEEN HAVIN' THIS PROBLEM,

AND I KEEP ASKIN' FOR HELP, BUT NOBODY WILL.

THE IMPORTANT THING IS YOU'RE ASKING. THAT'S THE FIRST STEP.

OK. UM... WELL, SEE,

I'VE BEEN STARING INTO THIS MIRROR ALL MORNING,

AND... AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

SOUNDS HEAVY.

IT'S WAY TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE ALONE.

SO I WAS THINKING... MAYBE...

YOU COULD HELP ME?

ME? YEAH.

YOU'RE COMING TO ME?

WELL, I MEAN, TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST, YOU'RE THE CLOSEST ONE TO ME.

OH, PETE!

I HAD NO IDEA YOU FELT THAT WAY.

OH, NO. I MEAN... NO! SHH! SHH!

IT'S OK.

IRENE'LL MAKE IT ALL BETTER.

GREAT NEWS, PETE. HERE COMES YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND... IRENE.

I SWEAR I MEANT THE CLOSEST PERSON TO ME GEOGRAPHICALLY.

LIKE RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE THE CLOSEST PERSON TO ME.

OH, PETEY, I FEEL THE SAME WAY!

HEY, PETE.

HI, IRENE. WHATCHA GOT THERE?

A WHOLE HANDFUL OF HAPPYS FOR THE NEXT TIME YOU CAN'T FIND YOUR SMILE.

SEE YA LATER, HOT POTATER.

HOLD ON A SEC. LET ME JUST... LET ME...

YEAH. LOOK. COMEDY AND TRAGEDY.

I... I GOTTA CLEAR THIS UP TOMORROW.

WHERE'S JOHNNY?

HE'S WITH SHAWN AGAIN.

I'M TELLING YOU, THAT GIRL IS AFTER HIM.

YOU'RE JUST BEING PARANOID, ALL RIGHT? TO JOHNNY, SHAWN'S JUST A BUDDY,

A HOT, SEXY BUDDY.

HA HA HA! HEY. AAH! HEY, BABY.

MMM-MUH!

SORRY WE'RE SUCH A MESS. WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYING TOUCH FOOTBALL,

BUT FOR SOME REASON, MY NEPHEWS LIKE TACKLING SHAWN.

YOU SHOULD'VE COME, SHARON.

IT WAS FUN. YEAH.

THAT'S OK. YOU GET TO PLAY BALL WITH JOHNNY,

THEN HE AND I GET TO HIT THE SHOWERS!

THAT REMINDS ME. I'D BETTER GET OUT OF THESE CLOTHES

BEFORE THE MUD DRIES AND THEY HAVE TO HOSE ME OFF.

HA HA! THERE ARE SO MANY WONDERFUL THINGS ABOUT THAT SENTENCE.

GREAT GAME.

THANKS. HA HA! SEE YA, MEAT.

SO.

WHEN DO YOU WANT TO HIT THOSE SHOWERS?

HA HA HA! NEVER.

COME ON. YOU CAN'T BE MAD.

TRY ME... MEAT.

OH, SHARON, HONEY, COME ON, DON'T BE SILLY.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE THE ONLY GIRL FOR ME.

OK, OK. I KNOW I'M BEING SILLY.

IT'S JUST THAT...

I JUST THINK IT WOULD BE EASIER ON ME

IF SHAWN HAD SOMEBODY, TOO.

HER MA'S BEEN TRYIN' TO SET HER UP FOR YEARS.

SHE IS A VERY TOUGH DATE.

COME ON. THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMEBODY.

WHAT?

OK, SEE, THIS IS A DISASTER.

I TRIED TO TALK TO SHAWN THE WHOLE TIME IN LINE.

WE HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON.

COME ON. YOU HAVEN'T EVEN GIVEN HER A CHANCE.

I AGREED TO THE MOVIE SHE PICKED, DIDN'T I?

BUNCH OF BRITISH GUYS IN POWDERED WIGS

TRYING TO SCAM ON SOME PALE CHICKS.

HASN'T EVEN... HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET, AND I'M ALREADY

DREADFULLY BORED.

HEY.

HEY. SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG.

SHAWN WANTED TO WAIT FOR A FRESH BATCH OF POPCORN.

I had to talk her out of leaving.

OH, GREAT. THIS CHAIR'S ALL LUMPY.

YEAH, I KNOW. THAT'S WHY I MOVED TO THIS ONE.

I'M... I'M KIDDING.

OK? YOU... YOU WANT TO SWITCH SEATS?

NO.

WHAT'S UP HER BUTT?

A SPRING. GOD! I MEAN, GET HER TALKING ABOUT HERSELF.

PEOPLE LIKE THAT.

SHH! PREVIEWS ARE STARTING.

PREVIEW CHAT IS OK.

SO, SHAWN... SHARON TELLS ME

THAT YOU WORK IN A RESTAURANT.

YEAH. SWOBODA'S FINE SLAVIC CUISINE.

OOH. WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU'RE ALLOWED TO USE

THE WORD "SLAVIC CUISINE" AND "FINE" IN THE SAME SENTENCE.

THAT'S FUNNY. I'LL HAVE TO TELL THAT TO MY PARENTS...

WHO OWN THE PLACE.

I'M DYIN'.

AND YOUR HEAD'S TOO BIG FOR YOUR BODY.

WHO IS IT?

♪ IRENE ♪

OHH... OHH...

HI, IRENE. HOW ARE YOU?

GREAT. I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU.

HERE. HAPPY EARLY VALENTINE'S DAY.

OH, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.

IT'S A COUPON BOOK OF PERSONAL FAVORS...

FROM IRENE TO PETE.

AND THE GOOD ONES ARE IN THE BACK.

OH, GOD, IRENE, WE HAVE TO TALK.

OH, YAY! BUT FIRST LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT WORKS.

SEE, THIS ONE ENTITLES YOU TO A COMPLIMENTARY BACK RUB.

COULD I GET THE CASH EQUIVALENT?

HA HA! OH, YOU SILLY. I LOVE THE WAY WE TEASE.

UM... I... OW.

OW, IRENE. HEY, THAT'S HARD. THAT'S TOO HARD.

I KNOW. GOSH, YOU'RE JUST ONE BIG KNOT.

NOW, LET'S KNEAD, KNEAD, KNEAD THAT KNOT!

SEE, YOU DON'T NEED THAT BAD OL' KNOT.

AHH!

OK. WELL, UM, THE OTH... THE OTHER DAY,

WHEN, UH, I... I WAS OVER THERE,

I... I DIDN'T SAY WHAT... WHAT I WANTED TO SAY.

OK. WHAT'D YOU WANT TO SAY?

OW! OW! OW, OW, OW.

OK. OK. THAT'S IT.

UM... I RUB YOU.

OH, MY GOD. PETE... I LOVE YOU, TOO.

WHAT?

I LOVE YOU, TOO!

I NEVER THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD COME!

OHHH...

MAN, COULD THOSE TWO WALK ANY SLOWER?

WELL, YOU KNOW BERG AND PUDDLES.

HA HA HA!

TONIGHT WAS WEIRD.

HOW DO YOU MEAN?

I MEAN, USUALLY, YOU'RE... YOU'RE ONE OF THE GUYS,

AND TONIGHT YOU WERE... A GIRL...

OUT ON A DATE.

WELL, IT'S NICE OF YOU TO NOTICE.

JEALOUS?

NO! 'COURSE NOT.

NO.

ANYWAY, I GUESS YOU AND BERG DIDN'T REALLY HIT IT OFF.

ACTUALLY, BERG AND I HAD A TERRIFIC TIME.

WE DID?

HEY, LOOK AT THAT. WE DID.

THIS WORKED OUT GREAT. WE SHOULD DO IT AGAIN SOMETIME.

GREAT. WHAT ABOUT SUNDAY?

SURE. OK!

OH, OH, WAIT! SUNDAY'S VALENTINE'S DAY.

VALENTINE'S DAY, JOHNNY.

EVEN BETTER. THE FOUR OF US

CAN HAVE DINNER AT MY FAMILY'S RESTAURANT.

WHAT DO YOU SAY, BERG? HUH?

I MEAN, SURE. THAT SOUNDS, UH... SURE.

SHARON, WHAT DO YOU SAY?

HEY, ANYTHING FOR THE CAUSE.

SO IT'S SET.

CAN'T WAIT.

Sharon: ALL RIGHT.

JOHNNY, THEY'RE NOT A NATURE FILM. COME ON!

GOOD NIGHT, JOHNNY.

SO... WHERE WERE WE?

GOOD NIGHT.

WHAT?!

BERG.

HI, PETE. HI, BERG!

HI, IRENE!

IRENE, COULD YOU... COULD YOU GIVE US A MINUTE? THANKS. GUY TALK.

OH, I GET IT. SEE YA SOON, RACCOON.

HELLO! HEH HEH! OK!

WELL! WELL.

THANKS FOR RESCUIN' ME.

I WAS GETTIN'... PRETTY UNCOMFORTABLE.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SET HER STRAIGHT.

I TRIED, BUT SHE WAS TORTURING ME WITH THIS BACK RUB,

SO I SAID, "I RUB YOU," AND SHE THOUGHT I SAID, "I LOVE YOU."

AND YOU CLEVERLY CLEARED UP THAT MISUNDERSTANDING BY MAKING OUT.

I DIDN'T WANT TO BE RUDE.

SO, UH, HOW DID YOUR DATE WITH SHAWN GO?

OH, YOU KNOW. IT WAS PRETTY TYPICAL.

YOU KNOW... DINNER... MOVIE...

SHE'S IN LOVE WITH JOHNNY.

WHOA!

OH, YEAH.

SHE SAID THAT?

NO. NO, NOT IN SO MANY WORDS,

BUT WHEN I WENT TO KISS HER, SHE RAN AWAY.

WELL, ACCORDING TO THAT THEORY, A LOT OF WOMEN ARE IN LOVE WITH JOHNNY.

PETE, I'M SERIOUS.

LOOK, I'M IN THE MOVIES WITH HER. I'M ARCTIC. I'M DEATH.

I GOT NOTHIN'. THEN... WE WALK IN THERE. JOHNNY'S WATCHING.

AND SUDDENLY, SHE PINS ME UP AGAINST THE WALL

AND TRIES TO LICK THE BACK OF MY NECK FROM THE FRONT.

BUT THE MINUTE JOHNNY GOES BACK UPSTAIRS,

I'M BACK TO BEIN' MR. FREEZE.

MAYBE SHE NEEDS AN AUDIENCE.

LISTEN TO ME, ALL RIGHT? SHE WAS JUST DOIN' IT

TO MAKE JOHNNY JEALOUS.

SHARON WAS RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M GONNA TELL HER SHE WAS RIGHT.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

COME ON. YOU'LL RUIN THE RELATIONSHIP.

YOU GOTTA BE ABSOLUTELY SURE.

OK. YOU...

YOU GOTTA COME WITH THE 4 OF US ON VALENTINE'S DAY,

MAKE SURE I'M NOT CRAZY.

I WANT TO BE THE FIFTH WHEEL ON VALENTINE'S DAY.

FIFTH WHEEL, NOTHIN'.

HEY, IRENE. PETE WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU'LL BE HIS VALENTINE.

WOULD I! OH!

OHH!

SO, PETE, YOU HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING ABOUT MY SWEATER.

I REALLY WEAR MY HEART ON MY SLEEVE.

SEE? HEART? SLEEVE?

GET IT?

HA HA HA HA!

THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DRAGGIN' ME HERE.

WHERE'S SHAWN, ANYWAY?

SHE'LL BE HERE. YOU JUST KEEP AN EYE ON HER AND TELL ME I'M NOT RIGHT.

FLOWER LADY, 12 O'CLOCK.

JOHNNY!

HEY, MRS. S! HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.

OHH... THIS IS, UH... MY GIRL... SHARON.

WELL, YOU ALWAYS KNEW HOW TO PICK 'EM. WELCOME TO THE FAMILY.

THIS IS... OH, DON'T TELL ME.

THIS MUST BE THE DOCTOR!

HA HA!

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

HA HA!

MICHAEL BERGEN. PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.

WELL, THE PLEASURE IS ALL MINE, DOCTOR.

MY, UH, UNMARRIED DAUGHTER WILL BE OUT IN A SECOND.

SHE'S, UM, IN THE KITCHEN FIXING SOMETHING SPECIAL.

SHAWN!

THE DOCTOR'S HERE!

HEY, EVERYONE.

WHOA.

MY GOD. SHAWN, I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU IN A DRESS BEFORE.

AND YET, SHE'S WEARING ONE... TONIGHT.

YOU LIKE IT? I WORE IT SPECIAL FOR BERG.

AND I MADE PIEROGI.

OH. MY FAVORITE. FOR BERG.

AREN'T THEY GREAT TOGETHER?

I DON'T KNOW WHO I'M HAPPIER FOR...

BERG, SHAWN, OR ME.

I THINK IT'S ME.

YOUR TABLE'S READY.

YOU SEE? SHAWN IS SHAMELESS. SHAMELESS!

WEARING SEXY DRESSES AND MAKING ME SPECIAL FOOD.

YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT?

IF SHE TRIES TO MAKE JOHNNY ANY MORE JEALOUS,

YOU MIGHT WIND UP SLEEPING WITH HER.

SO, PETE, HOW DID YOU MEET IRENE?

WELL, NOW WE LIVE ACROSS THE HALL FROM EACH OTHER,

BUT IN A PREVIOUS LIFE, WE WERE PIONEER LOVERS.

Pete: UM...

HERE, HONEY. I'D LIKE TO REDEEM ONE OF MY COUPONS.

"15 MINUTES OF QUIET TIME."

OHHH! YOU'RE SUCH A SILLY!

WOW. ALL THAT TIME, TRUE LOVE

RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. THAT'S REAL ROMANCE.

ALTHOUGH THAT'S NOT TO SAY YOU CAN'T

MEET SOMEBODY NEW AND INSTANTLY CONNECT WITH THEM, TOO.

LIKE JOHNNY AND ME.

OR BERG AND ME.

HA HA!

FLOWER FOR THE LADY ON VALENTINE'S DAY?

OH, YEAH. I'D LOVE ONE. HOW MUCH ARE THEY?

$8.00.

8 BUCKS FOR A FLOWER?

HA HA HA! HA HA HA!

JOHNNY.

THANKS.

OH, THIS IS SWEET.

AND YOU GENTLEMEN?

Is she still there?

Yes, I think so.

YOU KNOW WHAT? WHY DOESN'T THE WOMAN EVER BUY A FLOWER FOR THE MAN?

ONE FOR MY DATE, PLEASE.

AND 5 FOR MINE.

LOOK AT THAT, PETE.

SHAWN BOUGHT ME A FLOWER.

IRENE BOUGHT ME 5.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, BABY.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, BERG.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, PETEY.

NO!

WOULD YOU GET MY COAT? I'M COLD.

OR WE COULD JUST USE OUR LOVE TO KEEP US WARM.

HA HA HA! NO, I'M SERIOUS. IT'S COLD.

SO, WHAT ARE THE SPECIALS?

YOU KNOW WHAT? JOHNNY,

BEFORE YOU SIT DOWN, COULD YOU, UH, GET MINE? I'M A LITTLE CHILLY.

AND I'LL GET YOUR PURSE, TOO.

AND DOES THAT COME WITH A SALAD?

THANKS.

Pete: BERG.

BERG, C... BERG. BERG. BERG.

CAN I... CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SEC?

OK.

OK.

I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. I THINK SHAWN DOES LIKE JOHNNY.

SHE STOPS KISSING YOU EVERY TIME HE LEAVES THE TABLE.

IT'S OK. HE'S BACK NOW.

NO. NO. NO, NO, NO, NO.

BERG. BERG.

SHE'S DOIN' THAT JUST TO MAKE JOHNNY JEALOUS.

SO?!

NO RELATIONSHIP'S PERFECT.

YOU HAVE TO PUT AN END TO THIS... FOR SHARON.

FINE! FINE! I'LL TALK TO SHAWN.

I HOPE YOU AND IRENE ARE VERY HAPPY

IN YOUR LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE.

WHAT IS IT?

NOTHING. NOTHING. I JUST THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE...

NICE TO SPEND SOME TIME ALONE ON VALENTINE'S DAY.

YEAH. LET'S GET BACK TO THE TABLE.

YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH HIM, AREN'T YOU?

OH, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH JOHNNY.

I DIDN'T SAY WHO IT WAS.

UH, BERG, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND.

THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

JOHNNY AND SHARON ARE IN LOVE.

WELL, GOOD FOR THEM.

YEAH. GOOD FOR THEM.

AND UNLESS YOU LEARN TO BE HAPPY FOR 'EM,

IT'S JUST GONNA EAT AWAY AT YOU UNTIL YOU BECOME

AN ANGRY, BITTER, YET INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.

ARE YOU DONE?

NO, I'M NOT DONE. AS FAR AS YOU USING ME TO MAKE JOHNNY JEALOUS,

WELL, I'M PUTTING A STOP TO THAT FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING.

48 HEARTS, 49 HEARTS, AND 50 HEARTS!

I CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE GUESSED 50.

AND, PETEY, YOU WERE WAY OFF.

YEAH, PETE...

100 MILLION. WHAT WERE YOU THINKIN'?

OH, GOOD. YOU'RE BACK. I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A TOAST.

BERG... SHAWN...

I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT WHEN I ORIGINALLY SET YOU TWO UP,

I DID IT FOR THE WRONG REASONS.

I NEVER ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WOULD WORK OUT, AND YOU SEEM SO HAPPY...

WELL SAID. DOWN THE HATCH.

OK. I WANT TO SAY THIS. ANYWAY, UM...

I THINK WHAT I'VE LEARNED,

AND IT'S SO APPROPRIATE ON VALENTINE'S DAY,

IS THAT IF 2 PEOPLE ARE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER,

IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW IT HAPPENS.

IT JUST MATTERS THAT THEY FIND EACH OTHER.

MMM. TO LOVE.

TO LOVE.

OHHH!

SHAWN. YOU OK?

SHE'S FINE. SHE'S JUST SO HAPPY.

WELL, WHY DO PEOPLE CRY WHEN THEY'RE HAPPY?

I'M HAPPY WHEN I'M HAPPY.

MAYBE I'M NOT HAPPY!

SHAWN, HONEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER?

BERG, WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HER?

NOTHING! WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER?!

GET OUT OF MY RESTAURANT! GET HER OFF ME!

Sharon: JOHNNY, DO SOMETHING!

BERG, COVER YOUR FACE!

MOM, LEAVE HIM ALONE! I'M IN LOVE WITH JOHNNY!

OHHH...

I THINK YOU OWE ME AN APOLOGY.

I'M SORRY, JOHNNY.

YOU KNOW, I THINK I'M GONNA TRY THE KREPNIK.

THAT'S IT. YOU CANNOT SEE SHAWN ANYMORE.

DID YOU HEAR ME?

YEAH, I HEARD YOU. HOW CAN I NOT HANG OUT WITH HER?

I MEAN, SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND.

I'M SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR BEST FRIEND.

YES. YOU ARE, BUT... BUT WHAT?

I DON'T KNOW! Y... JOHNNY.

DO YOU HAVE FEELINGS FOR HER?

WELL, ANSWER ME! DO YOU?

NO.

I DON'T KNOW. I... I MEAN, I'VE NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT.

I'VE NEVER THOUGHT OF SHAWN LIKE THAT.

WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE SOME TIME TO THINK ABOUT IT.

NO. JOHNNY, GET YOUR STUFF OUT OF MY APARTMENT.

YOU CAN CALL ME WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU WANT.

SHARON. LISTEN.

NO.

I'M SORRY.

I BOUGHT YOU SOME CHOCOLATES.

IT'S OK, SHARON.

WE'RE ALL HERE FOR YOU.

YOU ARE AMONG FRIENDS.

I THINK YOU'LL FEEL BETTER IF YOU JUST LET IT OUT.

Sharon: OK.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

UM... PETE WAS JUST TRYING TO HANG A MIRROR,

AND HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU. I HATE YOUR SWEATER,

AND YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!

UH, PETE, IS THAT TRUE?

I'M SORRY.

OH, BUT LOOK. LOOK.

THIS ENTITLES ME TO ONE ACT OF FORGIVENESS.

YOU OK?

YEAH.

NO.

THUS...

COMES AN END TO THE HOLIDAY TRIFECTA...

CHRISTMAS, NEW YEAR'S, AND VALENTINE'S DAY,

ALSO KNOWN AS THE MISERY SEASON.

TO SPRING... AND ALL OF ITS POSSIBILITIES.

HEAR, HEAR.

WELL, IF YOU GUYS WILL EXCUSE ME,

I HAVE A CLASS EARLY IN THE MORNING.

YOU SURE YOU'RE OK?

YEAH... I GUESS.

WELL, IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER,

I TIPPED MRS. SWOBODA, LIKE, NOTHING.

I BLEW IT. IF I WOULDN'T HAVE PUSHED BERG ON SHAWN,

NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE HAPPENED.

SHAR, YOU AND JOHNNY'LL GET BACK TOGETHER.

WHAT IF WE DON'T?

THEN YOU KNOW WHAT? IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE.

AND THERE'LL BE SOMEBODY ELSE OUT THERE WHO'S EVEN BETTER FOR YOU.

THANKS, PETE.

AND IF THERE'S NOT... YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE ME.

YOU'RE SO SWEET.

WELL, THAT CAPS OFF AN INTERESTING EVENING.

IT'S THE WAY I THOUGHT IT WOULD END.

NOT EXACTLY WHO I THOUGHT IT WOULD END WITH.

OH, GOOD NIGHT, PETE. YEAH.

OH, HEY, SHARON. UM...

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.

WHAT'S WITH THE GIFT?

OH, IT'S, UH... IT'S FOR IRENE.

I JUST KINDA FEEL BAD ABOUT THAT HAPPENED, SO...

THAT'S NICE. YOU KNOW IRENE. SHE'S PROBABLY FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT IT BY NOW.

AHH, I DON'T KNOW.

HEY, MAYBE NOW'S NOT THE RIGHT TIME.

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