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HEY, PETE. HEY, BERG.
WHAT'S GOING ON BACK THERE?
SHARON CAME UP WITH A GREAT PROMOTIONAL IDEA.
IT'S A CAPTION CONTEST.
WHOEVER COMES UP WITH THE BEST CAPTION FOR THE POSTER
GETS A FREE PIZZA.
SO WHAT'S THE POSTER?
OH, OH, OH... YESTERDAY, ON YOUR WAY OUT OF YOUR APARTMENT,
YOU SAID I COULD GRAB A BEER,
AND AS I WAS LOOKING THROUGH YOUR SOCK DRAWER,
I STUMBLED ACROSS... THIS.
COME ON.
SO I MODELED IN AN UNDERWEAR AD.
IT WAS 4 YEARS AGO. I NEEDED THE MONEY.
HE HIT BEANTOWN WITH BIG DREAMS,
ONLY TO GET TRAPPED IN THE SEEDY WORLD
OF SEXY SLEEPWEAR.
INTRODUCING MICHAEL BERGEN AS... TROY.
THIS ISN'T FUNNY.
OOH, OOH. ACTUALLY, I BELIEVE I HAVE EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY.
"LOOK. WE ARE IN THE DICTIONARY UNDER GEEKS."
"SEE, I TOLD YOU SHAKESPEARE WAS EASIER TO UNDERSTAND WITHOUT PANTS."
"FRIENDSHIP IS SHARING."
THANK YOU. THAT WAS MINE.
OH, PUT A SOCK IN IT.
OOH! OOH!
I LIKE THAT ONE.
BERG, YOU MIGHT JUST WIN THIS CAPTION CONTEST AFTER ALL.
OH HO HO HO.
YOU KNOW NOT WITH WHOM YOU MESS.
YEAH, LIGHT THE TORCH, SISTER...
AND LET THE GAMES BEGIN.
OW.
WOW.
I DIDN'T REALIZE HE WOULD BE SO BUGGED BY THIS.
YEAH.
AND... WE'RE BACK!
OK, NOW, AFTER WE'RE FINISHED PAINTING FENWAY PARK,
WE'RE GONNA SPRINKLE PEANUTS SHELLS
AND POUR BEER ALL OVER THE FLOOR TO GET THAT AUTHENTIC SMELL.
WHOA! IT'S A LONG FLY BALL
DEEP INTO LEFT FIELD...
OH, AND DUNVILLE'S BACK, HE'S UP AGAINST THE WALL...
OH, AND HE MAKES THE CATCH!
AND THE FAN GOES WILD!
CRAZY WILD!
COME ON, MIKE, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO RUSH THE FIELD AND PUT ME ON YOUR SHOULDERS.
IT'S NOTHING.
WHAT'S THE MATTER, YOU DON'T LIKE THE ROOM?
NO, NO, NO. THIS IS GREAT.
IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT THIS... DANCE AT SCHOOL.
YOU'RE AFRAID TO ASK A GIRL.
NO. GIRLS ARE LINING UP.
SUSIE SNYDER ALREADY ASKED ME.
SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
IT'S JUST THIS WHOLE STUPID DANCING THING.
OH, COME ON, YOU CAN DANCE.
I'M NOT GONNA GO.
OH, NO, NO. YOU CAN'T NOT GO.
YOU LIKE HOCKEY?
YEAH.
LOOK, DANCING'S KIND OF LIKE
BEING A GOALIE. OK? ALL RIGHT? ALL RIGHT.
SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA MOVE TO YOUR RIGHT SIDE,
SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA MOVE TO YOUR LEFT SIDE.
YOUR RIGHT SIDE, YOUR LEFT SIDE. RIGHT?
SOMEONE SHOOTS, YOU GOTTA BLOCK THE SHOT WITH YOUR RIGHT ARM. RIGHT?
SOMEONE SHOOTS, YOU GOTTA BLOCK THE SHOT WITH YOUR LEFT ARM.
OK? HUH? COME ON, TRY IT.
OK.
ALL RIGHT? YOU BLOCK THE SHOT WITH YOUR RIGHT ARM.
YOUR LEFT ARM.
LOOK! WHO'S BEHIND ME? WHO'S BEHIND ME?
HUH? CHECK IT OUT.
ALL RIGHT, NOW WATCH THIS.
OH! IT'S GRETZSKY, SKATIN' AROUND! WHOO!
ALL RIGHT!
GREAT.
AND, UH, THAT'S HOW YOU HANDLE YOURSELF IN A STREET FIGHT,
SO... THANKS, PETE.
MOM, CAN I WALK OVER TO SUSIE'S?
SURE.
WOW. SO HE'S GOING?
YOU WERE SO GOOD WITH HIM.
AND THIS IS... OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO THANK ME
FOR DOING THIS STUFF.
I LOVE THIS, AND I LOVE BEING WITH YOU,
AND I LOVE YOU.
YOU... FACE AND YOU HAIR AND...
PETE... IT'S OK.
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
YEAH?
YEAH.
YOU EVER MAKE OUT IN FENWAY PARK?
"HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN'S... PANTS?"
OK, THAT ONE'S PRETTY GOOD.
HEY, BERG.
HEY.
GUESS WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY LIFE NOW.
NOTHING. WHAT'S THAT?
NOTHING! NOTHING! NOTHING! NOTHING!
CAITLIN SAID SHE LOVED ME.
THAT'S... THAT'S GREAT.
DID SHE SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ME?
NO.
WE WERE PAINTING MICHAEL'S ROOM,
AND I TAUGHT HIM THE HOCKEY DANCE...
BLOCK THE SHOT, CATCH THE PUCK, GRETZSKY...
RIGHT, RIGHT. EXACTLY.
AND THEN CAITLIN CAME IN, AND IT WAS PERFECT.
WE SAID WE LOVED EACH OTHER...
I THINK SHE MIGHT BE THE ONE.
SO FAR...
SO FAR THAT "ONE" HAS BEEN, UM...
EVERYONE.
BERG, THIS TIME...
THIS TIME IT'S DIFFERENT. YOU KNOW?
I MEAN, MAYBE I'M MATURING.
MAYBE I'M REACHING THAT POINT IN MY LIFE
WHERE I WANT TO START A FAMILY.
YOU WOULDN'T BE STARTING A FAMILY,
YOU'D BE JOINING ONE ALREADY IN PROGRESS.
ALL I KNOW IS, EVER SINCE I QUIT ARCHITECTURE,
I WAS FLOUNDERING, BUT...
EVER SINCE I STARTED SEEING CAITLIN AND MICHAEL,
I FEEL LIKE MY LIFE IS BACK ON TRACK.
WELL, GOOD. GOOD.
IT SEEMS LIKE YOUR PROBLEMS ARE OVER.
YEAH.
FOR A COUPLE WEEKS.
HEY, BERG.
GOT MILK?
HEY, SHAR, NICE OUTFIT.
DID A RAINBOW THROW UP ON YOU?
YOU LOOK ALMOST AS CUTE AS STEPHANIE HANSLER.
OH, MY GOD. WHAT MADE YOU BRING UP HER NAME?
I HAVEN'T HEARD HER NAME SINCE... SINCE HIGH SCHOOL.
THAT'S STRANGE.
BECAUSE ACCORDING TO YOUR HIGH SCHOOL YEARBOOK,
YOU GUYS WERE GONNA BE BEST FRIENDS
"4-EVER."
AW, BERG, YOU'RE STEALING.
OH, IT'S TRAGIC WHEN UNDERWEAR MODELS GO BAD.
OH, LOOK.
THE BUNNY RABBIT IS TOYING WITH THE PYTHON.
HA HA HA HA HA!
GIVE IT UP, BERG.
YOU KNOW YOU DIDN'T FIND ANYTHING EMBARRASSING IN THERE.
YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU ACTUALLY LOOKED VERY CUTE
IN THE 11th GRADE.
THANK YOU.
HOWEVER... IN THE 10th GRADE...
YOUR PICTURE'S CUT OUT.
OH.
YEAH.
SOME MODELING AGENCY WANTED IT.
UH-HUH.
YOU KNOW, I ALSO NOTICED THAT YOU...
YOU WENT FROM CHESS CLUB TREASURER IN THE 10th GRADE
TO HEAD CHEERLEADER IN THE 11th.
NOW, THOSE OF US WHO WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL
KNOW THAT THAT JUST... DOESN'T HAPPEN.
COME ON, BERG.
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FIND ANYTHING HERE.
YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU KNOW, I'M NOT GONNA FIND ANYTHING.
HERE.
WELCOME TO BROOKVILLE.
BIRTHPLACE OF NOVELTY POOP...
AND SHARON CARTER.
ANY LUCK?
UH, NO, NO, NOTHING.
ALTHOUGH I WAS FASCINATED TO LEARN THAT YOU HAVE
THE WORLD'S ROUNDEST LAKE.
HERE'S THE YEARBOOK YOU ASKED FOR.
OH! GREAT, GREAT.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
OH, MY GOODNESS,
IS THAT VICE PRINCIPAL SVENSON?
OH, MY. SEE HOW YOUNG HE LOOKS.
YOU KNOW, HE'S NEVER BEEN MARRIED.
THANK YOU.
STOP! STOP! WAIT.
OHH!
LOOK HOW PRETTY RACHEL POWELL IS.
NOW SHE'S A BIG-CITY WHORE.
DO YOU MIND?
HMM?
THANK YOU.
HMM.
OH, HERE IT IS, HERE IT IS, HERE IT IS.
DAMN IT! OH! THIS ONE'S CUT OUT, TOO.
SHARON CARTER. WELL, NOW, THAT'S ODD.
WHY?
SHE WAS HERE THIS MORNING.
AND SHE CHECKED OUT THE SAME BOOK. SMALL WORLD.
SMALL WORLD, YES.
SHE, UH, SHE WAS HERE?
YES, YES.
OH, SHE'S SUCH A SWEET GIRL.
YES. MOST OF HER PERSONALITIES ARE SWEET,
BUT STAY AWAY FROM DARRYL.
OOH.
THAT, UH, GIRL IN THE YEARBOOK...
I CAN HELP YOU.
YOU KNEW HER?
WE DATED IN THE 10th GRADE.
THEN SHE DUMPED ME IN THE 11th.
WHAT WENT ON IN THE 11th GRADE?
LOVE CREEPED UP.
LET'S SEE.
FIRST PERIOD I HAD AMERICAN HISTORY... NO.
WHAT ABOUT SHARON?
OH... OK.
UH, LET'S SEE.
FIRST PERIOD SHE HAD HOME EC, THEN SHE...
ALL RIGHT. NO, I... WHAT'S SHE HIDING?
WHY IS HER PICTURE CUT OUT OF THE YEARBOOK?
OH...
PROBABLY 'CAUSE OF THE WAY SHE USED TO LOOK.
WELL, HOW DID SHE LOOK?
WELL, UH...
IT'S JUST SOMETHING YOU REALLY GOTTA SEE.
I CAN'T SEE. SHE'S DESTROYED EVERY PICTURE OF HERSELF.
NOT THE ONE I KEEP.
AND MAN, IS IT FUNNY-LOOKIN'.
CAN YOU GET ME A COPY OF THAT PICTURE?
LOOK, I NEED THAT PICTURE. I GOTTA HAVE IT.
IT'S FOR A CHILDREN'S CHARITY.
UH... YEAH, OK.
I CAN GET YOU A COPY OF THAT PICTURE.
BUT IT'S GONNA COST YOU. BIG TIME.
HOW BIG?
20 BUCKS.
10 NOW,
AND ANOTHER 8.00 WHEN I DELIVER THE PHOTO.
DEAL.
I'M BERG.
UH, GILBERT.
PLEASED TO MEET YOU.
WOW. YOU'RE PRETTY BRAVE.
MOST PEOPLE DON'T SHAKE MY HAND
ON SEPTIC TANK DAY.
FINALLY. COME ON, YOU KNOW I HAVE TO GO HOME AND CHANGE.
I DON'T WANT TO EMBARRASS MICHAEL AND BE LATE FOR THE DANCE TONIGHT.
I'M DOING YOU A FAVOR. NONE OF THE COOL FIFTH-GRADERS SHOW UP TILL 6:30.
HEY, BERG.
HOW WAS BROOKVILLE?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PICTURES OF YOUR TRIP,
OR WERE THEY ALL CUT OUT?
OH... COULDN'T FIND A ONE.
OH, THAT'S TOO BAD.
BY THE WAY, GILBERT SAYS HI.
GILBERT?
UH... WHAT... WHAT DID HE HAVE TO SAY?
NOTHING.
HA HA HA HA.
OF COURSE HE SAID NOTHING,
BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING TO SAY.
BUT HE IS BRINGING ME A PICTURE FROM YOUR CHESS CLUB DAYS.
CHECKMATE.
HA HA.
OH, YEAH, BERG, I'M REAL NERVOUS.
OUT OF MY WAY!
OH, MAN, LOOK AT YOU...
YOUR LITTLE SUIT, YOUR LITTLE WINGTIPS.
YOU ARE SO CUTE.
YOU LOOK LIKE A TINY ROBERT WAGNER.
AND THANK YOU FOR DROPPING HIM OFF,
WHOEVER YOU ARE.
I'M TOM... MICHAEL'S FATHER.
OH!
OH, YOU'RE MICHAEL'S... OH.
YEAH, I'M MICHAEL'S, UM...
UM... UM, MICHAEL'S PETE.
I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND, BUT I'M ONLY IN TOWN FOR THE AFTERNOON,
SO I THOUGHT THAT I WOULD TAKE MICHAEL
AND HIS LITTLE FRIEND SUSIE
OUT TO DINNER AND THEN TO THE DANCE.
HE'S GOT A DeLOREAN. IT'S SO COOL!
THE DOORS OPEN LIKE THIS... ZZZHHHHH!
WOW. THAT SOUNDS A LOT BETTER THAN THE CROSS-TOWN BUS
I WAS GONNA TAKE HIM IN.
THE DOORS OPEN LIKE THIS... PSHH-CHH-CHH!
THANKS, PETE.
COME ON, MAN.
OK, TOM.
AND HAVE FUN WITH MICHAEL.
HEY, PETE.
I'M GONNA GO MEET A JANITOR IN AN ALLEY.
WANT TO COME?
NO. I'M GOING TO THE MOVIES WITH CAITLIN.
I SHOULD BE GOING TO THE DANCE WITH MICHAEL.
I MEAN, WHO DOES THAT TOM GUY THINK HE IS, ANYWAY?
HIS FATHER?
HIS FATHER. HIS FATHER.
EVERYBODY'S ALWAYS CONCERNED ABOUT THE FATHER.
WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE GUY WHO'S DATING THE MOTHER? WHAT ABOUT HIM?
I AGREE. IT'S COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY BACKWARDS.
UNTIL SOCIETY REALIZES THAT PARENTS ARE NOT IMPORTANT,
THEN THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONNA BE.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU'RE RIGHT. I SEE WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
GOOD.
I MEAN, I DON'T HAVE ANY RIGHTS.
EXACTLY, PETE.
GOT IT. I MEAN, I'M NOT FAMILY.
I'M GONNA ASK HER TO MARRY ME.
I'M SORRY. MISSED THE LAST PART.
WHEN CAITLIN GETS HERE, I'M GOING TO ASK HER TO MARRY ME.
I MEAN, IT'LL SOLVE EVERYTHING, RIGHT?
GREAT!
GREAT! OH, MY GOD.
CONGRATULATIONS.
BLESS YOU!
THANK YOU. THANK YO SO MUCH.
ARE YOU NUTS?
YOU'VE ONLY KNOWN HER FOR A MONTH.
SO WHAT? I'M READY TO START A FAMILY NOW. I MEAN, WHY WAIT?
DON'T DO IT. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK LIKE A FOOL.
GOOD. THEN WE'LL BE TWINS.
HI. ARE YOU READY?
YEAH. LISTEN, UH... MMM.
I HAVE ONE THING I HAVE TO DO FIRST.
UM, NOW, I KNOW THAT THIS IS FAST, OK?
BUT WHEN IT'S RIGHT, IT'S RIGHT.
SO... CAITLIN... WILL YOU MARRY ME?
WHY? DID I KNOCK YOU UP?
HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA.
OH, MY GOD.
YOU'RE SERIOUS.
WELL... I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU TWO,
BUT I'M VERY UNCOMFORTABLE.
IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME.
YOU KNOW, I THINK...
I THINK... NO, NO, I KNOW, THIS IS THE WORST MOMENT OF MY LIFE.
PETE, PETE, I LOVE YOU,
BUT I'M NOT READY TO EVEN THINK ABOUT MARRIAGE.
I MEAN, WE'VE ONLY KNOWN EACH OTHER A MONTH.
Berg: THAT'S... WHAT I SAID.
LOOK, I KNOW.
I KNOW, BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT,
I MEAN, WE ARE GREAT TOGETHER,
AND I WOULD BE A GREAT DAD TO MICHAEL.
MICHAEL ALREADY HAS A DAD.
WHY IS EVERYONE OBSESSED WITH THE DAD?
LOOK, TOM MAY NOT HAVE BEEN THE BEST HUSBAND,
BUT HE'S AN AWFULLY GOOD FATHER.
YES, BUT... SO?
MAYBE WE SHOULD TAKE A LITTLE BREAK.
JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO MARRY ME, NOW YOU DON'T WANT TO DATE?
COME ON, HELP ME OUT HERE.
PETE, SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN.
WE'RE JUST IN TWO DIFFERENT PLACES.
YEAH, BUT... TWO VERY DIFFERENT PLACES.
YOU'RE STILL FIGURING OUT WHO YOU ARE.
AND I LOVE YOU,
BUT I DON'T THINK I CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT.
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I KNOW EXACTLY WHO I AM.
I AM A MAN WITH VERY SERIOUS DOUBTS ABOUT WHO I AM.
SO WHAT ABOUT MICHAEL?
I'LL TALK TO HIM.
I'D... I'D LIKE TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO HIM MYSELF, IF THAT'S OK.
I THINK HE'D LIKE THAT.
Berg: ARE YOU GUYS DONE YET? I REALLY NEED TO LEAVE.
HEY.
GILBERT, WHERE YOU BEEN, HUH?
YOU SAID YOU'D BE HERE AN HOUR AGO.
OH, YEAH, I WOULD HAVE BEEN HERE AN HOUR AGO, EXCEPT I WAS LATE.
I'M JUST HAPPY THAT YOU GOT THE NIGHT RIGHT.
YOU SAID FRIDAY, AND I'M HERE FRIDAY.
TODAY IS THURSDAY.
OK, WELL, CAN WE DO THIS NOW?
'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO COME BACK TOMORROW.
YOU GOT THE PICTURE?
YOU GOT THE $8.00?
YEAH, I GOT THE $8.00.
ALL IN SMALL BILLS, LIKE YOU ASKED.
GOOD.
HA HA!
THERE YOU GO. LOOK AT THAT.
BIG NOSE, HUGE EARS, MUSTACHE.
YOU DREW THESE ON WITH A MAGIC MARKER.
WELL... WELL, YEAH, THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUNNY-LOOKING.
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME?
DO YOU?
I HAD ALL MY HOPES PINNED ON THIS PICTURE.
THAT'S IT.
IT'S OVER.
THE BUNNY HAS SLAIN THE PYTHON.
OH, YEAH, I'VE HEARD ABOUT THOSE BUNNIES, YEAH.
THEY GROW IN THE SEWER.
WELL... AHEM...
I'VE, UH, GOT TO GET BACK TO MED SCHOOL.
OH. OH.
WOW. YOU KNOW, YOU SURE ARE BRAVE, YOU KNOW.
MOST PEOPLE WON'T SHAKE MY HAND ON PROSTATE DAY.
HI, GILBERT.
HELLO, SHARON.
IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME.
I HAVE TO ADMIT I WAS MIGHTY SURPRISED WHEN YOU CALLED.
I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU NOT SHOWING THE REAL PICTURE TO BERG.
YEAH. YEAH, I HATED TO DOUBLE-CROSS HIM LIKE THAT,
BUT WHEN YOU SAID YOU'D MEET WITH ME,
I JUST COULDN'T PASS UP A CHANCE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
UH, SO... OH, UH, HERE'S THE REAL PICTURE.
OHH! THANK YOU!
UH, YOU KNOW, SHARON,
I... I ALWAYS SAY YOU'RE STILL JUST AS PRETTY
AS YOU WERE IN THE 10th GRADE.
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO GET YOUR TEETH FIXED OR YOUR NOSE STRAIGHTENED,
OR YOUR EARS PINNED... OK, GILBERT!
YOU'RE VERY SWEET.
LISTEN, I'M SORRY IF I EVER HURT YOU.
I WAS STUPID.
REALLY?
DO YOU REALLY MEAN THAT?
YEAH.
UH, YOU WANT TO FRENCH KISS?
COME ON, GILBERT, LET'S GET SOME COFFEE.
HEY, MIKE.
SO WHAT YOU DOING, THROWING A NO-HITTER IN THE WORLD SERIES?
NO, I'M THROWING MY SOCKS AT THE WALL.
HEY, UM, LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A SEAT ON THE BENCH?
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU FOR A SEC.
SO I GUESS YOUR MOM TOLD YOU
THAT WE WON'T BE SEEING EACH OTHER FOR A WHILE.
YEAH.
DON'T YOU LIKE ME?
OH, YES, OF COURSE I LIKE YOU.
DON'T YOU LIKE MY MOM?
YES. YES.
IT'S JUST... IT'S A LITTLE MORE COMPLICATED THAN THAT.
MIKE, I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU, OK?
AND JUST BECAUSE I'M NOT SEEING YOUR MOM,
IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT WE CAN'T SEE EACH OTHER EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.
YEAH, SURE.
NO, MIKE, LOOK, I MEAN THAT.
LISTEN, YOU'LL FIND SOME OTHER GIRL, MAYBE SHE'LL HAVE A KID,
AND YOU'LL FORGET ALL ABOUT ME.
THAT WOULD NEVER, EVER HAPPEN.
OR MY MOM WILL MEET SOME OTHER GUY
AND I'LL BE BUSY WITH HIM.
REALLY?
I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT THAT WAY.
OH, YEAH, THAT'S THE WAY THIS STUFF HAPPENS.
WOW!
BUT, HEY, COME ON, DON'T WORRY.
LIKE YOU SAID, WE'LL STILL SEE EACH OTHER SOMETIMES.
WHEN?
UH... THERE'S YOUR BIRTHDAY.
GREAT. IT'S JUST ONCE A YEAR.
HEY, THERE'S CHRISTMAS... OH, WAIT, I SPEND THAT WITH MY DAD.
WELL, AT LEAST I'LL SEND YOU A CARD.
WHEN YOU GET A REAL JOB, PUT A CHECK IN IT.
THIS SUCKS, DOESN'T IT?
YEP.
LET'S GO.
WHERE?
COME ON, I'LL TAKE THE NEW MASTER OUT TO DINNER.
REALLY?
YEAH. PREFERABLY SOME PLACE THAT SERVES BUNNY.
WELL, I AM EXTREMELY IMPRESSED WITH HOW WELL YOU ARE TAKING THIS.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. YOU KNOW, THE PEOPLE IN YOUR HOMETOWN ARE REALLY NICE.
YEAH, THEY ARE.
ESPECIALLY THE LIBRARIAN.
YEAH.
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