Original subtitles

SURE YOU DON'T MIND WATCHING HIM AT YOUR PLACE?

NAH, NAH, NAH. IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.

HONEY, YOU'RE COOL COMING HERE AFTER SCHOOL?

SURE. PETE'S A HOOT.

CHECK ME OUT. I'M A HOOT.

IT'LL JUST BE THIS WEEK.

THE STATION IS SHORT ON TRAFFIC REPORTERS.

HE'S GONNA BE FINE.

OH, SOMETIMES HE GETS A LITTLE ANXIOUS

WHEN HE DOESN'T HAVE HIS THINGS.

RELAX. HE'S GONNA BE FINE.

IT'S JUST THAT, YOU KNOW, BOYS NEED THEIR TOYS.

MICHAEL...

COME TO THE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE.

HE'LL BE FINE.

HEY!

THERE SHE IS.

I NEED A LARGE PIZZA, DOUBLE PEPPERONI, EXTRA SAUSAGE.

OH, I SEE YOU'RE ORDERING OUR BIG FAT GIRL'S SPECIAL.

I'M SHARING IT WITH JOHNNY.

YEAH? WHERE IS HE?

OH, HE'S OUT APARTMENT HUNTING.

STILL NO LUCK?

NO. IN FACT...

I'M THINKING OF ASKING HIM TO MOVE IN WITH ME

UNTIL HE FINDS A PLACE.

BUT I DON'T KNOW. I'M... I'M REALLY NERVOUS ABOUT IT.

YOU SHOULD BE.

IT'S A BIG MISTAKE.

NO, A BIG MISTAKE IS YOUR LAST HAIRCUT.

YOU AND JOHNNY ARE GREAT TOGETHER.

THEN WHY SPOIL IT?

WHAT HAPPENS IF THEY'RE INCOMPATIBLE?

WE'VE BEEN GOING OUT FOR 2 MONTHS.

WE KNOWN EACH OTHER PRETTY WELL.

DOES HE KNOW YOU'RE A SLOB?

I AM NOT A SLOB.

REALLY? WHERE DID YOU FIND YOUR SHOES THIS MORNING?

IN THE CLOSET.

AND THE OTHER ONE?

IN THE PLANTER.

SO I TIDY UP A BIT BEFORE JOHNNY COMES OVER.

YEAH, YEAH, AND SHOO AWAY THE SEA GULLS

THAT HOVER OVER YOUR KITCHEN.

YOU'RE RIGHT. BAD IDEA.

NO, NO, NO. DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.

JOHNNY REALLY LOVES YOU.

HE'LL LEARN TO LIVE IN A LANDFILL.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

I MEAN, HE'S GOING TO FIND OUT EVENTUALLY.

YEAH. BUT IF HE FINDS OUT TOO SOON,

IT COULD WRECK EVERYTHING.

WELL, THAT'S A CHANCE I'M WILLING TO TAKE.

WELL, I'M NOT.

TOUGH.

OH, OH, YEAH. LIKE THIS IS ALL YOUR DECISION?

MY OPINION DOESN'T COUNT?

GUYS, COULD YOU JUST...

NO, NO, NO. NOT NOW. NOT NOW.

OBVIOUSLY YOU DON'T FEEL THE SAME ABOUT JOHNNY AS I DO.

HEY, I LOVE JOHNNY.

WELL, I LOVE JOHNNY, TOO.

GUYS, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BREAK THIS TO YOU,

BUT I'M ALREADY IN A RELATIONSHIP.

HEY, HONEY.

HEY, BABY.

DID YOU FIND ANYTHING?

NO. YOU KNOW, IT'S BRUTAL OUT THERE.

YOU KNOW, JOHNNY, IF YOU NEED TO... WHAT?

NOTHING.

WELL, ANYWAY, I'M JUST GONNA CRASH AT MY SISTER'S

UNTIL I FIND A PLACE.

YOU KNOW, YOU COULD ALWAYS... WHAT?

NOTHING.

IT'S NOT GOING TO BE THAT BAD.

YOU KNOW, IT'S ONLY AN HOUR AWAY.

OK, LOOK.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST... WHAT?

SEA GULLS.

NOTHING.

WELL, LISTEN, I JUST CAME BY TO TELL YOU

I CAN'T STAY FOR LUNCH.

I'VE GOT TO LOAD UP THE TRUCK

AND THEN GET TO MY SISTER'S BEFORE RUSH HOUR.

SEE YA.

BYE.

UH, JOHN, JOHNNY, WAIT.

WHAT?

NOTHING.

NOW, LOOK. IF THERE'S 9 PEOPLE IN A ROOM

AND THERE'S 3 APPLES,

WHAT IS THE RATIO OF PEOPLE TO APPLES?

I DON'T KNOW.

THE ANSWERS ARE USUALLY IN THE BACK OF THE BOOK.

WE DON'T NEED TO LOOK IN THE BACK OF THE BOOK,

BECAUSE YOU CAN GET THIS. YOU CAN GET THIS.

YOU HAVE 9 PLAYERS ON THIS SIDE

AND 3 PLAYERS ON THIS SIDE,

SO THE RATIO IS... 9 TO 3.

RIGHT! WHICH IS... UM...

STOP LOOKING AT ME. IT'S 9 TO 3.

3 TO 1.

THAT'S VERY GOOD, BERG. THAT'S VERY GOOD.

TONIGHT YOU GET AN EXTRA HOUR OF TV.

COULD YOU TAKE THE TEST FOR ME?

SURE. IF YOU COULD EXPLAIN TO ME

THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THE CECUM, COLON, AND RECTUM.

BERG SAID RECTUM.

YES, HE DOES THAT.

LOOK, BERG'S NOT GONNA TAKE YOUR TEST FOR YOU, SO JUST FOCUS.

HELLO. HEY, MOM. YEAH, I'M FINE.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. MICHAEL, SIT DOWN.

YOU'VE GOT 10 MORE PROBLEMS. COME ON.

WHAT?

NO, NO, I CAN'T HELP AUNT EMILY MOVE HER COUCH.

WELL, HOW DID SHE GET PINNED UP AGAINST THE WALL?

WHAT? NO, I HAVE CAITLIN'S SON.

I... I CAN WATCH HIM.

YEAH, I'LL HAVE SHARON WATCH HIM.

YEAH, ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT. BYE.

ALL RIGHT, ASK HER.

BUT NOW YOU RUN THE RISK OF FINDING MICHAEL STUFFED IN THE PLANTER.

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. BUT HE'S A KID, HE'S NOT A DOG,

SO IF YOU DON'T FEED HIM, HE CAN TELL ME.

FINE. OK, GO. GO.

ALL RIGHT. BUT LISTEN.

HE HAS TO FINISH HIS RATIOS. IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT.

YES. ALL RIGHT.

AND CAITLIN'S CELL PHONE NUMBER'S ON THE REFRIGERATOR.

AND IF YOU HAVE AN EMERGENCY, IT'S 911.

AND, UH... POISON CONTROL...

PETE, ALL THOSE NUMBERS ARE BUSY BECAUSE AUNT EMILY'S DYING.

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. MICHAEL?

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GONNA SAY THIS.

OBEY BERG.

ALL RIGHT. WHERE WERE WE?

YEP.

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

BUT I'M SUPPOSED TO STUDY.

SOMETIMES THE BEST WAY TO LEARN SOMETHING

IS TO WALK AWAY FROM IT.

TAKE A BREAK.

SO... SO YOU CAN LOOK AT IT FROM A FRESH ANGLE.

I DON'T KNOW. THIS TEST IS PRETTY IMPORTANT.

PRETTY IMPORTANT? WHAT GRADE ARE YOU IN?

FIFTH.

FIFTH... FIFTH... FIFTH... FIFTH GRADE DOESN'T COUNT!

8, 9, 10, THOSE ARE THE IMPORTANT ONES. LET'S GO.

OH.

AAH!

Johnny: SHARON? YOU IN THERE?

YEAH, JUST A SECOND, HONEY.

COME ON, COME ON.

HI.

HEY. COME ON IN.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

OH, I WAS JUST READING.

BUT YOU'RE SWEATING.

DANIELLE STEEL. WHOO!

UH, CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING TO DRINK?

YEAH, I'D LOVE SOMETHING.

OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?

IT IS SO NICE TO COME HERE AFTER LOOKING AT THE DUMPS PEOPLE CALL APARTMENTS.

DO YOU KNOW THAT "ARTIST'S RETREAT" ACTUALLY MEANS

NO INDOOR PLUMBING?

AND "PRIME LOCATION" MEANS ACROSS THE STREET FROM A CRACK HOUSE.

SO YOU LIKE BEING HERE?

OH, DEFINITELY.

I'M REALLY HAPPY YOU SAID THAT, BECAUSE...

WHAT?

NOTHING.

HONEY, WHY DON'T YOU FINISH YOUR SENTENCES ANYMORE?

WELL, I JUST THINK THAT...

THAT I SHOULD MOVE IN HERE UNTIL I FIND A PLACE?

YES, THANK YOU!

YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

YES, YES, YES, YES. IT'LL BE FUN.

IT'LL BE JUST LIKE PLAYING HOUSE WHEN WE WERE KIDS.

BUT INSTEAD OF MAKING IMAGINARY PIES,

WE'LL HAVE SEX.

AND INSTEAD OF DRESSING UP DOLLS,

WE'LL HAVE MORE SEX.

OH, GREAT. YOU KNOW, I'LL BRING MY STUFF IN TOMORROW.

SO WE'RE REALLY GONNA DO THIS?

WELL, WHY SHOULDN'T WE?

YOU KNOW, PERFECT APARTMENT.

PERFECT GIRL.

THERE'S ONE LITTLE THING I NEED TO TELL YOU

BEFORE YOU MOVE IN.

OK.

YOU KNOW HOW I KEEP THIS PLACE REALLY CLEAN...

OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME TO BE TIDY.

NO, THAT'S THE WAY I WAS RAISED.

REALLY?

OH, MY MOM ALWAYS MADE SURE THAT THE PLACE WAS SPOTLESS.

YEAH, THE WAY YOU KEEP YOUR APARTMENT MAKES ME FEEL RIGHT AT HOME.

OH.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. THAT'S ME, MRS. CLEAN.

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

WE WENT ON A... FIELD TRIP.

WELL, WELL, I WAS WORRIED SICK.

WHY DIDN'T YOU LEAVE A NOTE?

WE WERE EXPLORING THE FASCINATING WORLD OF RATIOS.

HIT IT, MICHAEL.

DID YOU KNOW THAT 5 TO 2 IS ACTUALLY 2 1/2 TO ONE?

WOW! WOW, THAT'S REALLY GOOD, MIKE.

AND USUALLY IT'S THE FAVORITE.

BUT IF YOU BOX YOUR BET WITH A LONG SHOT,

YOU CAN REALLY MAKE SOME CASH.

WHERE DID YOU TAKE HIM?

THE DOG TRACK.

YOU TOOK HIM TO THE DOG TRACK?!

YEAH. THE OFF-TRACK BETTING'S NO PLACE FOR KIDS.

MICHAEL.

GO GET READY FOR HOCKEY PRACTICE.

I NEED TO TALK TO BERG.

BOY. THAT'S NEVER GOOD NEWS IN MY HOUSE.

ME, NEITHER.

YOU TOOK HIM TO THE DOG TRACK?

BERG, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE HIM TO THE BAR

AND TEACH HIM HOW TO MIX MARTINIS?

YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW, 4 PARTS GIN TO ONE PART VERMOUTH.

OH, SURE, IF YOU WANT A REALLY WET MARTINI.

I'M NOT KIDDING.

HE'S NEVER GOING TO LEARN STARING AT THAT BOOK ALL DAY.

I USED TO BE LIKE THAT.

HE NEEDED A MORE CREATIVE APPROACH.

YOU'RE SAYING I'M NOT CREATIVE?

NO, I'M NOT SAYING THAT.

I'M JUST SAYING THAT THE KID, HE USES HIS LEFT BRAIN.

YOU KNOW, LIKE ME.

HE'S NOT LIKE YOU. HE USES HIS FULL BRAIN.

YOU'RE JEALOUS. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS

BECAUSE MICHAEL HAD A LITTLE FUN WITH ME.

THAT'S YOU. FUN, FUN, FUN.

YOU'RE GOING TO BE EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE

UNCLE "LET'S RUN WITH SCISSORS."

AND YOU ARE GOING TO BE EVERYONE'S FAVORITE UNCLE "HEY, GRAB YOUR ABACUS.

WE'RE GOING TO THE MATH FAIR."

MAYBE I WON'T BE A FUN UNCLE,

BUT I'LL BE A GOOD FATHER.

WHAT THE HELL'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, HUH?

I DON'T KNOW.

WHY DON'T YOU TAP INTO THE LEFT SIDE OF YOUR BRAIN

AND FIGURE IT OUT.

YEAH? YOU KNOW, I'D RATHER BE A LOUSY FATHER

THAN A WHINY, UPTIGHT ONE

WITH A GOLF CLUB LODGED UP HIS BUTT!

PETE?

BERG?

WHO'S TAKING ME TO HOCKEY PRACTICE?

HEY.

HELLO. HELLO.

WHAT'S WRONG, SHAR? YOU LOOK STRESSED.

IT'S NOT WORKING OUT WITH JOHNNY OR DID...

PETE TRY TO TEACH YOU MATH?

YOU KNOW, SHAR, YOU SHOULD LOOSEN UP. ABDUCT A KID.

IT WORKED FOR BERG.

I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MORE OF THIS I CAN TAKE.

WASHING EVERY DISH, DOING LAUNDRY,

CLEANING UP CONSTANTLY AFTER MYSELF.

I MEAN, WHO LIVES LIKE THAT?

WHAT'S WITH ALL THE LINENS?

AH AH AH. JOHNNY'S USED TO FRESH SHEETS AND TOWELS EVERY DAY.

WHY? DID HE GROW UP IN A HYATT?

WHEN'S HE GOING TO FIND AN APARTMENT?

THAT'S THE THING. HE STOPPED LOOKING.

HE LIKES MY PLACE.

IT REMINDS HIM OF HIS STUPID CLEAN MOTHER.

STOP LIVING A LIE.

HE HAS TO LOVE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE.

YEAH, BUT THEN I MIGHT...

NO, NO, NO, SHARON.

IT'S TIME TO COME OUT OF THE SLOPPY CLOSET.

THEN YOU CAN MARCH IN THE SLOPPY PRIDE PARADE.

BEACON STREET PIZZA.

YEAH, THIS IS PETE DUNVILLE.

WELL, I'M MORE LIKE MICHAEL'S AFTER-SCHOOL BABY-SITTER.

OF COURSE. I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN.

ALL RIGHT. BYE.

WHAT IS IT?

IT'S MICHAEL'S PRINCIPAL.

HE GOT CAUGHT CHEATING ON A MATH TEST.

PROBABLY 'CAUSE HE DIDN'T STUDY.

OH, MAN, LOOK, I'M COMIN' WITH YOU.

NO, BERG, LOOK. YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH, ALL RIGHT.

SO JUST STAY HERE AND WATCH THE PIZZA PLACE.

AND TRY NOT TO TAKE IT TO THE TRACK.

HELLO?

HI, SIS, HOW ARE YOU?

WELL, YOU KNOW HOW YOU ALWAYS SAID

I'D WIND UP WITH A GIRL JUST LIKE MOM?

I DID.

OH, IT'S TERRIBLE.

OH, SHE'S A NEAT FREAK.

YOU REMEMBER HOW WE CAN'T STAND ON THE CARPETS

BECAUSE MOM NEEDS THEM FLUFFY?

SAME THING.

UH, JUST DO WHAT DAD DOES, I GUESS.

YOU KNOW, PRETEND TO BE CLEAN, GO BOWLING 6 NIGHTS A WEEK.

Sharon: LADY, IF YOU DON'T MOVE THAT WALKER OUT OF THE WAY,

I'LL MOVE IT FOR YOU!

SHARON'S HOME EARLY. I GOTTA GO. CALL YOU BACK.

RECYCLE!

HEY, HONEY. YOU'RE HOME EARLY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

READING.

THAT DANIELLE STEEL.

HOW WAS WORK?

UH, NEVER ENDS.

AH, YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE TENSE.

NO, IT'S JUST THAT...

OK. OK. MAYBE A LITTLE TENSE.

OHH, IS THAT A BEER?

OH, MAN! NO COASTER.

OH, YES, RIGHT. NO COASTER.

WE WOULDN'T WANT TO LEAVE A RING.

NO, WE WOULDN'T.

HERE. LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT.

I CAN HANDLE IT. OH!

DAMN IT!

DON'T WORRY. IT'LL CLEAN.

GET A TOWEL.

YOU DON'T WANT TO USE A DIRTY TOWEL ON THE CARPET.

I HAVE A NEW ONE.

OH, DON'T USE THOSE. YOU'LL RUIN THEM.

YOU'RE RUBBING IN THE STAIN.

WELL, YOU'RE FLATTENING THE CARPET.

THE STAIN!

THE FLUFF.

YOU KNOW, I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE!

YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY!

ME?

TRY LIVING WITH YOU.

I AM SORRY. THERE ARE ONLY SO MANY HOURS IN A DAY

I CAN SANITIZE FOR YOUR PROTECTION.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I THINK YOU HAVE A PROBLEM, AND I THINK YOU NEED SOME HELP.

WELL, I AM SORRY IF I CAN'T KEEP THIS PLACE AS CLEAN AS YOUR MOTHER DOES.

NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND COULD KEEP THEIR PLACE AS CLEAN...

WHAT?

I CAN'T STAND THIS.

THIS PLACE IS MORE STERILE THAN A HOSPITAL ROOM.

I NEED... I NEED FILTH!

WHAT?

I THOUGHT YOU WERE A NEAT FREAK.

YOU ARE THE ONE WHO WANTED THIS PLACE LIKE YOUR MOM'S.

SHARON, I HATED LIVING AT MY MOM'S.

THE SMELL OF LYSOL...

IT GIVES ME FLASHBACKS.

LOOK AT MY SHIRT. I-I'M A SLOB.

YOU'RE A SLOB?

UH, A BIG SLOB.

I'M A PIG!

YOU'RE A PIG?

PIG, PIG, PIG.

YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL PIG.

OH, GOD. I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO HAVE TO START BOWLING.

SO WE DON'T HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS?

WHAT?

SO WE DON'T HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS?

NO MORE COASTERS.

OK, OK. YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY BEEN BUGGING ME?

THAT IS JUST WRONG.

WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT KEEPING THE CARPETS FLUFFY.

HELL, NO!

SHOES ARE OK ON THE SOFA?

HEY, BABY, YOU'RE GOING TO RUIN THE UPHOLSTERY.

Michael: HI, BERG.

HEY, HI, MICHAEL.

MICHAEL, GO GET YOUR HOCKEY STUFF.

OK.

HEY, HEY, IS HE OK?

DID HE GET SUSPENDED?

I TALKED TO HIS PRINCIPAL. THEY LET HIM OFF.

THANK GOD, UH...

LOOK, I'M REALLY... REALLY SORRY.

YOU SHOULD BE.

COME ON, MICHAEL, WE'RE GONNA BE LATE!

Michael: OK.

HOLD ON. MICHAEL, COME HERE FOR A SECOND. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.

OH, BERG, YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

NO, I WANT TO.

LOOK, MICHAEL.

IT WAS... IT WAS MY FAULT THAT... THAT... THAT YOU CHEATED ON THAT TEST.

I DIDN'T CHEAT.

WHAT?

COME ON, MICHAEL, HERE WE GO!

JUST A SECOND.

NO, THEY THOUGHT I WAS CHEATING

BECAUSE I GOT ALL THE ANSWERS RIGHT.

YOU DID?!

HEY, OFF WE GO.

THANKS TO YOU AND THE DAILY DOUBLE,

I FINALLY UNDERSTAND RATIOS.

THEY MADE ME TAKE A NEW TEST IN FRONT OF THE PRINCIPAL,

AND HE HAD TO APOLOGIZE TO ME.

HOW COOL IS THAT?

PETER, PETER, PETER, PETER, PETER.

YOU WEREN'T GOING TO TELL ME, WERE YOU?

LOOK, IT DOESN'T MATTER, ALL RIGHT?

JUST BECAUSE IT WORKED OUT DOESN'T MEAN YOU WERE RIGHT.

FUNNY, I FEEL RIGHT.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE MY WHOLE CLASS TO THE TRACK.

CHECK IT OUT.

THEY'RE NOT YOUR SNEAKERS. WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE?

I WON THEM.

WELL, HOW?

WELL, LET'S SAY JIMMY PETERSON PICKED THE SLOW END.

YOU WERE BETTING!

YOU'RE NOT OLD ENOUGH TO BET.

BUT YOU'RE THE ONE WHO...

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

NO, TOMORROW MORNING, FIRST THING,

YOU'RE TAKING THOSE SHOES AND GIVING THEM BACK TO JIMMY PETERSON.

DO I HAVE TO?

OH, YOU BET YOUR ASS.

BERG.

RECTUM.

NOT FUNNY.

NOT FUNNY.

LOOK, WHAT YOU DID WAS WRONG, MICHAEL.

NOW TAKE THOSE SHOES OFF BEFORE THEY SHAPE TO YOUR FEET.

GIDDYUP.

GO AHEAD.

GO AHEAD, SAY IT.

YOU'RE LIKE THAT FATHER FROM SHINE.

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT.

YOU'RE RIGHT. I WAS WRONG.

I'M GOING TO MAKE A LOUSY FATHER.

I HAD THE KID FOR 2 HOURS

AND I TURN HIM INTO PETE ROSE.

DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF.

LOOK, BEING A FATHER IS TOUGH. TRUST ME.

LOOK, I'VE BEEN DOING IT EVERY AFTERNOON FOR ALMOST A WEEK.

OH, MAN.

WHAT?

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HE STARTS DATING?

I DON'T EVEN WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT.

ME, NEITHER.

WOW. IMAGINE. PEOPLE DO THIS EVERY DAY.

I KNOW. I'M EXHAUSTED.

I TELL YOU WHAT. I'LL BUY YOU A BEER,

UNCLE "RUN WITH SCISSORS."

YEP.

YOU KNOW, BETWEEN THE TWO OF US,

WE'RE GONNA MAKE ONE PRETTY GOOD DAD.

VERY GOOD.

PETE?

BERG?

Both: SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY.

Sharon: OH, YEAH.

OH. OH. YEAH, I LIKE THAT.

UH-HUH.

AH!

OH, I LOVE YOU.

HEY!

SO HOW'D IT GO?

OH, THE DAY REALLY DRAGGED.

NO OVERTURNED TRUCKS, NOT EVEN A STALL.

CHEER UP. TOMORROW I'LL GO OUT AND RAM INTO A LIVESTOCK TRUCK FOR YOU.

YOU SAY THE SWEETEST THINGS.

SO, LISTEN, HERE ARE MICHAEL'S BOOKS.

AND... HERE IS HIS HOCKEY STUFF.

OH, GREAT.

YOU GOT A KID THAT GOES WITH THESE?

OH, YEAH.

MICHAEL IS ACROSS THE STREET RIGHT NOW

IN A PARK WITH BERG.

HE'S COMPLETING HIS JEDI TRAINING.

THE FORCE IS STRONG WITH HIM.

SO HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

OH, IT WAS GREAT. IT WAS GREAT.

YOU WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK?

HAS HE BEEN GIVING YOU ANY TROUBLE?

NO. NO, NO, NOT AT ALL.

I MEAN, THE DAY WENT OFF WITHOUT A HITCH.

YOU KNOW, HIS SCHOOL CALLED.

LISTEN, I'M SORRY...

THEY SAY HE GOT AN "A" ON HIS RATIO TESTS.

I'M SORRY I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO TELL YOU BEFORE THEY DID.

IT'S AMAZING. HE'S NEVER BEEN GOOD AT MATH.

WELL, I GUESS IT'S ALL IN HOW YOU TEACH THEM.

WELL, I GOTTA GO GRAB HIM.

MICHAEL WANTS TO STOP BY THE PET STORE.

HE'S GOT HIS HEART SET ON GETTING A GREYHOUND.

HE SEEMS TO THINK IT WOULD MAKE A SMART INVESTMENT.

KIDS.

COME ON, NUMBER 7. COME ON, NUMBER 7.

COME ON, GO, GO GO.

COME ON. GET THE BUNNY. GET THE BUNNY.

COME ON, SADIE MAE. COME ON, SADIE MAE.

YAY!

YEAH.

NEW COMPUTERS FOR THE MATH CLASS.

AND REMEMBER, THIS IS VERY BAD.