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FINE, FINE, FINE, FINE, FINE, FINE,

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

THEY'RE MAKING ME WORK CHRISTMAS.

WE'RE CLOSING THE PIZZA PLACE.

WHY CAN'T THEY JUST CLOSE THE HOSPITAL?

THAT PLACE IS ALWAYS OPEN.

WHAT IS IT, A DENNY'S?

THIS SUCKS.

YOU KNOW WHAT,

IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER,

I'LL GIVE YOU YOUR CHRISTMAS GIFT EARLY.

REALLY? YEAH.

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

"I.O.U. A SCARF."

COME ON, I'M BROKE.

I'M GETTING MY PARENTS THE SAME THING,

BUT ON NICER PAPER.

AND I'M GETTING YOU ONE FREE PHYSICAL.

YEAH. COUGH, DOUGH BOY.

HEY, GUYS! HO! HO! HO!

WHY ARE YOU SO CHEERY?

I'M IN CHARGE OF THE COMPANY CHRISTMAS PARTY.

AND THAT'S GOOD BECAUSE...

BECAUSE THIS TIME OF YEAR IS ABOUT GIVING.

AND BY THROWING THE BEST PARTY I CAN,

THEY'RE GONNA GIVE ME A CHRISTMAS BONUS FATTER THAN SANTA.

OH, YEAH!

OH, YEAH!

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

"I.O.U. AN APOLOGY."

WHY?

SAVE THAT FOR EASTER.

SHOOT!

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

I WAS GONNA HIRE LITTLE PEOPLE

TO DRESS UP AS ELVES AND BE WAITERS,

BUT THEY'RE ALL BOOKED.

IT'S THEIR BUSY SEASON.

YEAH. NOW AND ST. PATRICK'S DAY.

LEPRECHAUNS.

STUPID, STUPID HOSPITAL.

YOU KNOW, I SHOULD BE A RABBI.

I BET THEY GET CHRISTMAS OFF.

PETE, WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?

AW, NOTHING MUCH. JUST, YOU KNOW, SOME SOCKS.

OH, AND A MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIP.

OH, AND A CAREER.

OH, LET ME GET THAT.

OH, THANK YOU.

THANKS.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'SWRONG WITH ME.

I'M JUST ABSOLUTELY FALLING APART.

WELL, YOU'RE HERE NOW, AND YOU'RE SAFE WITH ME.

I ORDERED A LARGE PIZZA TO GO.

AT LEAST I THINK I ORDERED IT HERE.

IT'S UNDER "KAITLIN."

I'LL CHECK. THANKS.

EXCUSE ME.

DO I KNOW YOU?

YOUR VOICE SOUNDS VERY FAMILIAR.

YOU'RE LISTENING TO... WJX-AM 10-70.

THIS IS KAITLIN RUSH

GETTING YOU THROUGH THE RUSH HOUR.

YOU'RE THE SKY-COPTER LADY.

YOU'RE KAITLIN RUSH.

I LISTEN TO YOU ALL THE TIME,

AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE A CAR.

OH, I LOVE YOU.

YOU SAVED MY LIFE LAST WEEK. I DID?

YEAH. REMEMBER WHEN THAT BIG TANKER JACK-KNIFED?

I GOT SCARED, AND I STARTED TO PANIC,

BUT YOU STILL GOT ME TO MY NAIL APPOINTMENT ON TIME.

IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU.

YOU, TOO.

THIS IS SO WEIRD.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE BLOND.

YOU SOUND SO BRUNETTE.

ANYWAY, HERE'S, UH, HERE'S YOUR PIZZA.

THANKS. THANKS.

UM, OH, MY GOSH. I'M OUT OF CHECKS.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, WHY DON'T YOU COME BACK LATER,

AND WE'LL SETTLE UP THEN?

THAT IS SO SWEET OF YOU.

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

GOOD-BYE.

KEYS. KEYS.

BELIEVE ME,

I AM USUALLY SO MUCH MORE TOGETHER THAN THIS,

BUT MY PERSONAL ASSISTANT LEFT ME LAST MONTH...

OR I MISPLACED HER.

FOR CHRISTMAS, I COULD USE AN ARMY OF ELVES

TO HELP ME ORGANIZE MY LIFE.

THEY'RE ALL BOOKED.

I KNOW SOMEONE

WHO WOULD LOVE TO SPEND ALL DAY WITH YOU

AND HELP YOU GET ORGANIZED.

WHO? ME.

YOU? YEAH, ME.

AND I'M REALLY GOOD, TOO. DO YOU REMEMBER HANDS ACROSS AMERICA?

YOU ORGANIZED THAT?

NO, BUT I GOT A T-SHIRT FROM IT,

AND THE T-SHIRT'S IN MY CLOSET.

AND MY CLOSET... VERY ORGANIZED.

WELL, I COULD ACTUALLY USE SOME HELP

GETTING MY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS.

ARE YOU GOOD AT SHOPPING?

ARE YOU KID... ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

DO YOU SEE EVERYTHING I'M WEARING?

I BOUGHT THEM.

I'M PETE DUNVILLE.

KAITLIN RUSH.

UM... HERE YOU GO. THANK YOU.

GREAT.

HERE YOU GO.

I'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW.

OK.

OH. THANK YOU.

HMM?

PETE DUNVILLE... PERSONAL SHOPPER.

PETE DUNVILLE... MAJOR LEAGUE HORNY.

AH, MR. HARRISON. WHAT DO YOU NEED THIS TIME?

I'VE GOT ANOTHER LUNCH COMING,

AND I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE UNTIL I GET IT.

YOU'RE RELEASED. YOU'RE FREE.

WHY DON'T YOU GO?

ALL RIGHT.

I WANT TURKEY, MASHED POTATOES, AND PUDDING.

AND NOTHING SHOULD BE TOUCHING ANYTHING ELSE.

I AM NOT YOUR WAITER, OK?

NOW, DO YOU NEED SOMEONE TO COME PICK YOU UP?

MY DAUGHTER, WHO'S A BIG LAWYER,

IS COMING HERE TO PICK ME UP.

GOOD.

AND SHE'S GONNA SUE YOUR ASS

IF YOU DON'T GET ME LUNCH.

FINE.

HE'S AS STUPID AS HE IS TALL.

MEAT LOAF, GREEN BEANS, PEACHES.

TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.

THE GREEN BEANS AND MEAT LOAF ARE TOUCHING.

IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.THEY'RE JUST FRIENDS.

AND HOW GOES THE PARTY-PLANNING?

OFF MY BACK, SPANKY!

AAGH! I GOT THE BOOZE, I GOT THE CATERERS,

BUT I DON'T HAVE THE ENTERTAINMENT.

LOSE THE CATERER, DOUBLE THE BOOZE,

AND THE ENTERTAINMENT WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF.

NO, NO, NO, NO. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

LAST YEAR... GREAT PARTY. GUY GOT A HUGE BONUS.

2 YEARS AGO... LOUSY PARTY.

GUY GOT HEDGE CLIPPERS.

AT LEAST THEY GAVE HIM SOMETHING USEFUL.

YEAH, BECAUSE THE BOSS MADE HIM HIS GARDENER.

IT'S... ♪ 4 DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS ♪

♪ AND SHARON'S REALLY SCREWED ♪

♪ LOST HER CUSHY JOB, HAS TO SELL HER CAR ♪

♪ GONNA BE A GARDENER ♪

♪ AND BERG HAS TO WORK ON CHRISTMAS DAY ♪

HEY, I WAS JUST KIDDING.

OH, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA... THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS.

I'LL GET THE PIPERS PIPING AND THE DRUMMERS DRUMMING.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

♪ GONNA BE A GARDENER ♪

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

WOW. A GIRL AFTER MY OWN CREDIT LIMIT.

PETE HAS SUCH GREAT IDEAS.

KAITLIN RUSH.

ONE SEC.

WHAT A GREAT DAY.

WE HAD SO MUCH FUN, AND WE TALKED ABOUT REAL THINGS,

THINGS THAT MATTER.

LIKE WHAT? I DON'T KNOW.

HAS SHE EVER BEEN MARRIED? I DON'T KNOW.

IS SHE RELIGIOUS?

I DON'T KNOW.

WHAT'S HER FAVORITE BEER?

HEFEWEIZEN. CLASSY.

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.

SHE'S SO DIFFERENT THAN GIRLS OUR AGE.

SHE'S SELF-ASSURED.

SHE KNOWS WHO SHE IS AND WHAT SHE WANTS.

SHE WANTS TO BE 25.

MEOW!

PETE, POSSIBLE CHANGE OF PLANS.

WE MAY HAVE TO SWING BYTHE TUX SHOP.

OK. WHY?

WELL, TOMORROW NIGHT,

I HAVE THESE AWFUL LOCAL MEDIA AWARDS.

I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO WITH MY PROGRAM DIRECTOR,

BUT HE CANCELED ON ME.

IT'S BLACK TIE, IT'S BORING,

AND YOU JUST WANNA EAT A GRENADE.

SOUNDS HIDEOUS.

YOU WANNA COME? I'M THERE.

YOU'RE WONDERFUL.

WELL, IT'S WONDERFUL TO DO WONDERFUL THINGS

FOR SOMEONE... SO WONDERFUL.

I'LL CALL YOU LATER.

HERE YOU GO, SHARON.

OH, THANKS, BERG.

YOU'RE SWELL.

WELL, IT'S SWELL TO DO SWELLISH THINGS

FOR SOMEONE SO SWELL.

OH, PIZZA BOY.

MR. HARRISON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WELL, I ASKED AT THE HOSPITAL,

AND THEY TOLD ME THAT YOU WERE HERE.

AND NOW, MR. SMART GUY, GUESS WHAT?

YOU'RE MY WAITER.

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WERE SO DOWN ON THE AWARDS.

IT WASN'T SO BAD.

AH, THAT'S BECAUSE

YOU'VE NEVER TRIED GOING WITHOUT YOU BEFORE.

YEAH, WELL, I WOULDN'T MIND GOING WITHOUT ME

AS LONG AS YOU WERE THERE.

YEAH, UM... I HAD A GREAT TIME.

YEAH. SO DID I.

AND I WANT TO THANK YOU.

NO, NO. I WANT TO THANK YOU.

TONIGHT WAS...

WELL, ACTUALLY, THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS HAVE BEEN...

A WHOLE NEW EXPERIENCE FOR ME.

YOU HAVE SUCH A GREAT ENERGY.

I WORK OUT.

SO, ARE YOU ENJOYING THE JOB?

WELL, THE WORD AROUND THE WATER COOLER IS

I'M UP FOR EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH.

AM I STILL ON THE CLOCK?

NO.

GOOD. BECAUSE... I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING

THAT'S VERY UNLIKE ME.

DOES IT INVOLVE KISSING ME?

THAT'S THE BULK OF IT.

PETE, MY LIFE IS A LOT MORE COMPLICATED THAN YOU THINK.

ARE YOU MARRIED?

NOT ANYMORE.

ARE YOU SEEING SOMEONE?

NOT YET.

WHO'S SHE?

MY LOVER.

I'M JUST KIDDING YOU.

SHE'S MY NANNY.

HI.

HI, MICHAEL.

AND THAT WOULD BE..

MY SON.

NOT KIDDING.

OH.

OK. IT'S COMING ALONG.

I CALLED CAMBRIDGE HIGH AND GOT MY 12 DRUMMERS DRUMMING.

I SPOKE TO THE BALLET AND GOT MY 10 LORDS A-LEAPING.

WAIT. WHERE ARE YOU GONNA GET 4 CALLING BIRDS,

3 FRENCH HENS, 2 TURTLE DOVES, AND A PARTRIDGE?

10 PIGEONS OFF MY LEDGE.

HEY, MR. MAN ABOUT TOWN.

HOW'D IT GO AT THE AWARDS LAST NIGHT?

I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S GONNA WORK OUT

WITH ME AND KAITLIN.

SHE LOST, HUH?

NO. NO, NO.

SHE'S GOT A 10-YEAR-OLD SON.

I CAN BARELY MAINTAIN A NORMAL RELATIONSHIP.

WHAT DO I KNOW ABOUT DEALING WITH KIDS?

YOU LIVED WITH ME FRESHMAN YEAR.

IT'S TOO COMPLICATED.

I GOT ENOUGH THINGS IN MY OWN LIFE TO WORRY ABOUT.

YOU'RE RIGHT. THERE'S THE PIZZA PLACE

AND, UH... OF COURSE, THE LOUNGING AROUND.

Sharon: COME ON, BERG, LEAVE HIM ALONE.

HE'S MAKING A RESPONSIBLE DECISION.

HE WOULDN'T JUST BE DATING KAITLIN.

HE'D BE DATING HER KID, TOO.

AND SPEAKING FROM A CHILD WHOSE MOTHER DATED A LOT,

IT'S REALLY HARD.

THANK YOU, SHARON.

EXCEPT I DID GET A LOT OF GREAT GIFTS.

ESPECIALLY FROM THE ONESWHO THOUGHT I DIDN'TLIKE THEM.

SHARON. 2 PONIES.

SHARON!

HELLO.

OH, HEY, BOB.

YOU DO? HOW MANY?

OH, OK. JUST KEEP THEM THERE.

OH, GOD. I JUST GOT A HOT TIP

ON A FAMILY OF PIPERS.

THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER.

CHING! CHING! CHING!

HERE YOU GO, MR. HARRISON.

THE USUAL...

A SLICE WITH EVERYTHING, NOTHING TOUCHING.

SEND IT BACK TWICE. STILL WRONG.

THE GINGER ALE'S FLAT.

YEAH. WHY DO YOU COME HERE

BECAUSE I WANT TO.

AND IF YOU GIVE ME ANY MORE TROUBLE,

I'M GONNA CALL MY GRANDSON... ALL-STATE WRESTLER.

HE'S GONNA COME DOWN HERE AND KICK YOUR LANKY BUTT.

BUTT? IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED,

I DON'T HAVE A BUTT.

HI, PETE.

KAITLIN.

PETE, BERG, THIS IS MICHAEL.

HEY, MICHAEL. HI, MICHAEL.

YOU WANNA PLAY SOME PINBALL?

I NEED TO TALK TO PETE.

SURE.

WHAT'S UP?

I JUST WANTED TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU FOR LAST NIGHT.

I THOUGHT THAT WAS A REALLY AWKWARD WAY

FOR YOU TO FIND OUT I HAD A SON.

WHAT, THAT? NO, NO. I WAS EMBARRASSED.

I HAVE THE SAME PAJAMAS.

I WOULD'VE TOLD YOU EARLIER.

I JUST... I DIDN'T THINK OUR RELATIONSHIP

WOULD GET TO WHERE IT DID SO SOON.

NOT REALLY. IT'S OK.

SO ANYWAY, IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT,

GIVE ME A CALL SOMETIME.

OK.

COME ON, MICHAEL.

WE'RE GOING TO MRS. SEALANDER'S.

HEY, HEY. HE COULD STAY HERE WITH US IF HE WANTS.

OH. OH, YEAH. THAT'D BE GREAT.

PLEASE, MOM?

I DON'T KNOW.

PLEASE?

PETE, IS IT OK WITH YOU?

SURE, IT IS. PETE LOVES KIDS.

OK THEN. UH, IF THERE'S ANY PROBLEMS,

YOU'VE GOT MY CELL PHONE NUMBER.

I'LL BE BACK RIGHT AFTER RUSH HOUR.

UM, MICHAEL, ACT HUMAN.

BYE.

SEE YA.

SO, WHAT DO YOU AND PETE WANNA DO FIRST?

WELL, I'M GONNA GO PLAY PINBALL

WHILE HE LEAVES ME ALONE.

I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO STAY HERE WITH US.

YOU SAID IT WOULD BE GREAT.

THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE

MRS. SEALANDER'S APARTMENT SMELLS LIKE FEET.

OH, HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU AT ALL.

WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?

BECAUSE I CAN'T LET YOULOSE KAITLIN

WITHOUT AT LEAST GIVING IT A CHANCE.

BUT IT'S NOT... NO, NO, NO. LOOK.

IF YOU GET TO KNOW THE KID,

MAYBE YOU'LL LIKE HIM.

THIS MACHINE SUCKS!

YOU SHOULD TASTE THE PIZZA.

DADDY, COULD I PLEASE HAVE ONE MORE RIDE?

UH, IT'S GETTING DARK.

PLEASE.

OH, ALL RIGHT.

HOW CAN I SAY NO TO THAT FACE?

WHICH ONE'S YOURS?

OH, THIS ONE RIGHT HERE.

PETE, DID YOU SEE ME?

I CAUGHT MORE AIR THAN YOU DID.

YOU ARE THE MAN. YOU TOTALLY OUT-AIRED ME.

PETE! JUST ONE MORE RUN.JUST ONE MORE.

HE'S MINE, TOO.

PLEASE! PLEASE!

OK, OK. OK. ALL RIGHT.

BUT LISTEN, ONE MORE TIME.

THEN I PROMISED YOUR MOM I'D GET YOU HOME BEFORE DARK.

ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!

YOU'RE HAVING A GOOD TIME, AREN'T YOU, PETE?

MAYBE. GOOD.

I SPOIL THE BIG ONE.

I WANNA THANK YOU FOR LETTING US USE YOUR FARM TO SLED.

IT'S GREAT.

AW, NO PROBLEM.

I DO IT EVERY YEAR FOR THE KIDS...

AND THE $7.00 I CHARGE FOR PARKING.

HEY! THE LITTLE ONE'S HEADING FOR MY COWS!

Michael: AAH!

MICHAEL! MICHAEL, WATCH OUT!

BESSIE!

DOES IT HURT HERE?

YEAH.

YEAH? OK.

HOW ABOUT HERE?

A LITTLE.

AND HERE?

NO.

ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE.

JUST SIT BACK AND RELAX.

PETE, CAN I TALK TO YOU

IN THE FRONT SEAT FOR A SECOND?

IS HE REALLY GOING TO BE OK?

YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

IT LOOKS LIKE HE HAS A COUPLE OF BRUISED RIBS,

BUT WE WON'T KNOW ANYTHING ELSE UNTIL WE SEE THE X-RAYS.

POOR LITTLE FELLA.

YOU DID SEE THE SIGN RELEASING ME FROM ALL LIABILITY?

Michael: AM I GONNA DIE?

NO. NO.

YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE. YOU'RE A TOUGH KID.

IT'S THE COW THAT WE'RE WORRIED ABOUT.

YOU KNOCKED THE BUTTER RIGHT OUT OF HER.

OW. DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH.

I'M SORRY. YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE.

RIGHT, BUDDY?

LISTEN, IF IT STARTS TO FEEL BAD,

I WANT YOU TO SQUEEZE MY HAND, OK?

WE SHOULD PROBABLY CALL HIS MOM.

GOD, YOU'RE RIGHT.

PETE?

WHAT?

YOU'RE SQUEEZING A LITTLE TOO HARD.

OH, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.

AND TRAFFIC IS BUMPER-TO-BUMPER

ON THE WORCHESTER TURNPIKE

BECAUSE OF A 4-CAR FENDER BENDER.

SO IF YOU WANNA MAKE IT HOME BY NEW YEAR'S,

AVOID THE WORCHESTER PIKE.

OK, PHIL, BACK TO YOU.

KAITLIN RUSH.

HI, KAITLIN. IT'S PETE.

HEY. IS EVERYTHING OK?

OH, YEAH. FINE, FINE, FINE.

LISTEN, UM, FIRST THING... MICHAEL IS FINE, OK?

WE WENT SLEDDING, AND WE HAD A LITTLE ACCIDENT.

MOM? I HIT A COW.

Kaitlin: WHAT?!

DON'T WORRY. THE COW'S INSURED.

OH, MY GOD. WHERE ARE YOU TAKING HIM?

BOSTON MEMORIAL.

LISTEN, TRAFFIC IS REALLY BACKED UP OUT THERE.

WHICH WAY SHOULD I GO?

DAMN. I'M ABOUT TO GET BACK ON THE AIR.

LISTEN, WHATEVER I SAY ON THE RADIO,

DO THE OPPOSITE. GOT IT?

DO THE OPPOSITE. GOT IT.

OK. THIS IS KAITLIN RUSH

GETTING YOU THROUGH THE RUSH HOUR.

LET'S HAND IT TO THOSE STATE POLICE

FOR THEIR MIRACULOUSLY FAST CLEANUP

OF THAT 4-CAR WORCHESTER PIKE PILEUP.

WAY TO GO, GUYS.

EVERYONE SHOULD GO THAT WAY,

ESPECIALLY SINCE THERE LOOKS TO BE

A NEW 20-CAR PILEUP.

BUT THIS ONE'S ON THE MASSACHUSETTS TURNPIKE.

I'M OVERHEAD,

AND IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THE TRUCKS DOWN THERE

WAS CARRYING... ANGRY BEES.

THEY'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE.

SO WHATEVER YOU DO,

TAKE THE WORCHESTER PIKE

AND STAY OFF THE MASS PIKE.

THANK YOU, KAITLIN.

COME ON, LITTLE BIRDIES,

WE'RE TAKING THE WORCHESTER PIKE.

THAT TRAFFIC THING WAS BRILLIANT.

THANKS.

I'M JUST GONNA SIT WITH HIM.

ALL RIGHT. I'LL BE OUTSIDE.

IS SHE OK?

YEAH.

HOW ABOUT YOU? YOU OK?

YEAH, I'M FINE.

I'M SORRY.

SHARON WAS RIGHT.

GETTING INVOLVED WITH A WOMAN WHO HAS A KID

IS A VERY, VERY BIG DEAL.

BERG, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

THE KID SEEMS TO REALLY LIKE YOU.

I REALLY LIKE THAT KID.

THEN DON'T GO BACK IN THERE.

WHAT?

I'M JUST SAYING, IF YOU STOPPED SEEING KAITLIN,

NO ONE WOULD BLAME YOU.

SHE'S FANTASTIC, YOU KNOW?

AND I DON'T WANNA HAVE TO STOP SEEING HER.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

ME?

I'D RUN FOR THE HILLS SO FAST.

Nurse: BERGEN.

THERE YOU ARE.

HELLO, NURSE HAVERSHAM.

I WAS JUST GOING OVER THE WEEK'S LOGS,

AND YOU FORGOT TO SIGN OUT MR. HARRISON.

UH, NO, NO. WHOEVER WAS ON DUTY AT THE TIME

SHOULD HAVE SIGNED HIM OUT

WHEN HIS DAUGHTER PICKED HIM UP.

HE DOESN'T HAVE A DAUGHTER.

YES, HE DOES. SHE'S A LAWYER.

AND HIS GRANDSON'S GONNA KICK MY LANKY BUTT.

ACCORDING TO THIS, HE HAS NOBODY.

WHO IS IT?

Berg: PIZZA.

PIZZA?

I DIDN'T ORDER A PIZZA.

HELLO, MR. HARRISON.HOW...

WHAT KIND OF PIZZA?

IT'S YOUR FAVORITE...

EVERYTHING ON IT, NOTHING TOUCHING.

I SUPPOSE NOW YOU WANNA COME IN.

NO, NOT REALLY.

BUT I WILL.

OK, YOU BIG LOSER.

IF YOU PEOPLE DON'T MOVE,

I'M GONNA HAVE AN OFFICE IN THE BASEMENT!

SHUT UP, YOU FLYING RATS!

I HATE CHRISTMAS.

COME ON, SHAR, IT'S YOUR TURN.

NO.

WILL YOU CHEER UP?

WE BOUGHT YOU A NICE PRESENT

WITH PETE'S MONEY.

NOW COME ON.

COME ON, SHARON. ONE RUN.

ONE RUN.

OK. ONE RUN.

YEAH! WHOO!

THAT'S IT FOR TODAY, GUYS.

NO MORE SLEDDING.

Sharon: WHOO-HOO!

WHOO-HOO! WHOO!

SHE'S HEADING STRAIGHT FOR THE COWS.

THOSE AREN'T COWS.

I JUST LET OUT THE BULLS.

SHARON!

SHARON! RUN!

OK. LOSE THE RED SCARF!

DON'T WAVE IT!

OW! OW! OW!

OW! OW! OW!