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COPLEY PLAZA? YEAH.

HEY, YOU'RE ON TV, RIGHT?

YEAH. I'M URKEL.

NO, NO, NO. YOU'RE FROM THAT MTV SHOW

WHERE PEOPLE CALL IN WITH THEIR RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS.

LOVELINE.

AND I'M YOUR HOST ADAM CAROLLA.

I'M... I'M PETE.

YOU KNOW, I WOULD NEVER CALL INTO ONE OF THOSE SHOWS WITH...

ONE OF MY PROBLEMS ASKING SOME STRANGER FOR ADVICE.

THAT'S GOOD NEWS FOR ME, PETE.

I MEAN, IT'S NOT SO...

IT'S NOT SO MUCH OF A PROBLEM I HAVE, YOU KNOW?

IT'S JUST... I'M GOING THROUGH SOME... LIFE CHANGES.

BIG, SWEEPING LIFE CHANGES.

I'D HELP, BUT I'M BUSY NOT CARING.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

YOU SUCKED ME IN.

WHAT KIND OF LIFE CHANGES?

WELL, YOU SEE,

I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE AN ARCHITECT,

BUT... I MEAN, AT LEAST I THOUGHT I DID, AND, YOU KNOW, I...

DOES THIS, BY ANY CHANCE,

HAVE TO DO WITH A THREESOME?

NO.

OH. WELL...

NOT EXACTLY MY AREA OF EXPERTISE,

BUT... GO AHEAD.

HERE YOU GO, JOHNNY.

QUADRUPLE ANCHOVIES, HOLD THE PIZZA.

THAT'S GOOD.

NOW, SHARON... ARE YOU SURE

YOU DON'T WANT TO COME FISHING WITH ME?

NO.

GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO FINALLY MEET SHAWN.

NO. YOU TWO NEED YOUR BONDING TIME. HAVE FUN.

OK. BUT... I WILL SEE YOU TONIGHT, THOUGH.

RIGHT AFTER YOU SHOWER.

WHOO!

SO THAT FREES ME UP FOR YOU GUYS.

I CAN'T. I'M DRIVING ADAM CAROLLA EVERY NIGHT THIS WEEK.

WORKING THE LATE SHIFT AT THE HOSPITAL.

I CANNOT BELIEVE I PICKED YOU TWO

OVER A BUCKET OF DEAD FISH

AND IT WAS THE WRONG CHOICE.

UH-OH.

WHAT?

HI, BERG.

ASHLEY.

HI, ASHLEY. CAN I HELP YOU?

ACTUALLY, I JUST WANT TO TALK TO BERG.

HE'S NOT HERE.

Pete... I'm right behind you.

LOOK, I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT YOU'VE GIVEN ME MY SPACE

SINCE JUSTIN AND I HAVE GOTTEN BACK TOGETHER,

BUT I THINK IT'S CRAZY THAT WE GO TO THE SAME MEDICAL SCHOOL

AND WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS.

WELL, I JUST...

YOU KNOW WHAT? WOULD YOU EXCUSE US FOR JUST ONE SECOND?

I GOTTA TALK TO BERG.

IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU.

SO I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN A WHILE.

YEAH.

DID YOU CHANGE YOUR HAIR?

OH, NO. SAME HAIR.

DID YOU CHANGE YOUR BOYFRIEND?

NO. SAME BOYFRIEND.

WELL, I LIKE THE HAIR.

YOU CAN'T DO THIS, BERG.

YOU CAN'T BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONEYOU'RE IN LOVE WITH.

I KNOW THAT.

IT'S JUST... IT'S GONNA TORTURE YOU.

I KNOW THAT.

THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO HANDLE THIS, ALL RIGHT?

YOU HAVE TO MAKE A CLEAN BREAK.

YOU DON'T TALK TO HER, YOU DON'T SEE HER,

YOU DON'T MAKE HER A PART OF YOUR LIFE IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER.

PETE!

I KNOW THAT.

JUST LET ME HANDLE THIS, OK?

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

ASHLEY, IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANTED?

DO YOU WANT TO JOIN MY STUDY GROUP?

ABSOLUTELY.

GREAT.

BYE, BERG.

YOU BLEW IT.

I KNOW THAT.

Pete: ADAM!

I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

WELL, HERE. LET ME TURN OFF THE MUSIC!

I REALLY ENJOYED OUR TALK THE OTHER DAY.

YEAH. I WAS JUST TELLING MY MOM ABOUT IT.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

SEE, I HAVE THIS PROBLEM...

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED

BOTTLING IT UP DEEP INSIDE?

ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

ALL RIGHT, WELL, I... I HAVE THIS ROOMMATE,

AND HE'S IN LOVE WITH THIS GIRL,

BUT SHE JUST WANTS TO BE FRIENDS.

SOUNDS LIKE IAN, 29, FROM PORTLAND.

WELL, DID THAT TURN OUT OK?

OH, YEAH. TURNED OUT GREAT.

HE WAS SEEING THIS GIRL,

PRETENDING TO HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME.

BUT THEN HE'D COME HOME

AND TAKE OUT ALL HIS FRUSTRATIONS ON HIS ROOMMATE.

THEY ACTUALLY GOT INTO A FISTFIGHT RIGHT IN OUR STUDIO.

BROKE THE OTHER GUY'S JAW.

HOW IS THAT GREAT?

IT WAS OUR HIGHEST-RATED SHOW.

WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

FIRST THING YOU NEED TO DO IS STOP FOR THE RED LIGHT.

RIGHT, RIGHT. NOW, IS THAT SOME SORT OF METAPHOR?

NO!

YOU OK BACK THERE?

YEAH, I'M FINE, MA.

I SWEAR, I'M JUST WASHING MY HANDS.

HEY, BERG. HOW WAS THE STUDY GROUP WITH ASHLEY?

IT WAS A STUDY GROUP.

ARE THOSE MY SHOES?

NO. THESE ARE MINE. I JUST BOUGHT THESE.

THOSE ARE MY SHOES!

DAMN IT, PETE!

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I ASKED YOU NOT TO WEAR MY STUFF?

YOU KNOW WHAT? ADAM CAROLLA IS A GENIUS.

HE PREDICTED THAT THIS WOULD HAPPEN.

WHAT WOULD HAPPEN?

YOU WOULD TAKE YOUR FRUSTRATIONS OUT ON ME.

YOU HAVE TO ADMIT WHAT AN UNHEALTHY SITUATION YOU'RE IN, ALL RIGHT?

AND I HAVE AN EXERCISE THAT'S GONNA HELP YOU DO IT.

DOES THE EXERCISE INVOLVE ME BEATING YOU WITH THIS?

YOU ARE SO IAN FROM PORTLAND.

ALL RIGHT.

I WANT YOU TO IMAGINE THAT THIS PUCK REPRESENTS

ALL OF THE REPRESSED ANGER THAT YOU FEEL TOWARDS ASHLEY.

I DON'T FEEL ANY ANGER TOWARDS ASHLEY.

OH, YEAH?

THIS PUCK IS HOW ASHLEY

LET YOU CHASE HER AROUND FOR 2 MONTHS

BEFORE SHE TOLD YOU SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND.

OH-OH-OH! NEVER CAME UP.

BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T TELL YOU.

WELL, I GUESS SHE COULD'VE MENTIONED IT BEFORE I, YOU KNOW...

FELL FOR HER.

THEN SHE GIVES YOU AN AMAZING KISS,

AND THEN SHE RUNS TO HER BOYFRIEND.

YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

THEN YOU CHASE HER TO ENGLAND, BUT SHE'S NOT THERE!

THAT WAS EXPENSIVE.

AND THEN, HER BOYFRIEND MOVES TO BOSTON!

BUCKLE UP, JUSTIN.

AND THIS ONE IS FOR HER ASKING ME TO BE FRIENDS

WHILE SHE GOES HOME AND SLEEPS WITH ANOTHER GUY.

WHAT'S THAT ONE FOR?

OH, I DON'T CARE.

THIS IS GREAT, PETE. KEEP FEEDIN' ME.

ALL RIGHT, NOW...

GOOD IDEA. I HATE THIS PHONE.

NO, NO, NO, NO!

NO, NO, NO.

LOOK, YOU'RE FINALLY IN TOUCH WITH YOUR ANGER.

NOW CALL ASHLEY AND TELL HER HOW YOU FEEL.

YES. YES!

I'M GOING TO TELL HER...

EXACTLY HOW I FEEL.

ADAM CAROLLA IS A GENIUS.

MACHINE.

A FUNNY OUTGOING?

EH.

LOOK, ASHLEY,

UM... I CAN'T DENY THAT I HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU,

BUT WHAT WE HAVE IS COMPLETELY, TOTALLY UNHEALTHY,

SO... SO I'M NOT GONNA BEIN YOUR STUDY GROUP ANYMORE,

AND I DON'T THINK THAT WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS.

SO JUST PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM ME, OK?

THIS IS BERG.

ALL RIGHT! DO YOU FEEL BETTER?

I DO.

ARE YOU CALMED DOWN? YEAH.

GOOD. BECAUSE THESE ARE YOUR SHOES.

HEY.

HEY! HOW'D YOU LIKE SNOWBOARDING?

IT WAS GREAT, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY WE NEED THESE BOARDS.

I SEEMED TO SLIDE PRETTY FAST ON MY FACE.

OH. HEY, JOH N-JOHN,

YOU FORGOT YOUR HOT CHOCOLATE.

YOU MUST BE SHARON.

YES. I AM.

AND WHO MIGHT THIS BE?

JOHN-JOHN?

THIS IS SHAWN.

OH!

THIS IS YOUR BUDDY... SHAWN.

WOW!

YOU GUYS FINALLY GET TO MEET.

YEAH. YES.

I'M SO HAPPY!

SO YOU WANT TO HANG OUT?

OH, I CAN'T. I GOTTA GET BACK TO WORK.

ALL RIGHT. SEE YOU LATER.

NICE TO MEET YOU, SHARON.

BYE, SHAWN-SHAWN.

SO THAT'S SHAWN.

YEAH. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I DON'T KNOW.

I THINK I PICTURED HER TO BE TALLER, BROADER, MORE...

PENISY.

YOU THOUGHT SHAWN WAS A GUY?

HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA!

HA HA...

THIS... THIS IS FUNNY, RIGHT?

AND THIS IS THE SHAWN WHO GAVE YOU THE CHAIN

WITH THE LITTLE MEDALLION THAT YOU NEVER TAKE OFF?

YOU THINK I'D WEAR JEWELRY FROM A GUY?

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SHE WAS A GIRL?

I-I'M PRETTY SURE I DID.

LET'S SEE. "I'M GOING FISHING WITH MY BEAUTIFUL FRIEND SHAWN."

NO, I DON'T THINK YOU SAID THAT.

TH-THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH PETE AND BERG.

THEY'RE TWO GOOD-LOOKING GUYS. IT DOESN'T BOTHER ME.

WELL, THAT'S DIFFERENT.

IT'S PETE AND BERG! HOW?

AND THIS IS SHAWN. I MEAN, WE GREW UP TOGETHER.

WE PLAYED CATCH, WE RODE BIKES.

YOU SHOULD THANK HER. SHE'S THE ONE WHO TAUGHT ME HOW TO KISS.

OH! OH! OH! OH! OH!

THERE'S A GOOD ARGUMENT.

YOU GIVE ME YOUR MILK MONEY, BILLY STALIN.

YEAH.

ADAM'S RIGHT.

THIS DOES MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.

I KNOW. IT WORKED FOR ME.

I NEVER REALIZED HOW ASHLEY CLOUDED MY REASONING.

NOT TALL ENOUGH TO RIDE THE RIDE, HUH,

YOU CARNY FREAK!

ASHLEY.

BERG!

ASHLEY!

OK, YOUR TURN.

I RUSHED OVER AS SOON AS I GOT YOUR MESSAGE.

NO! NO, ASHLEY, NO.

I'M NOT GONNA DO THIS AGAIN.

YOU'RE STILL HOLDING ME.

NO, I'M NOT.

BERG.

GOD, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH

THESE PAST 2 WEEKS.

I THINK ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME.

I'VE BEEN TOSSING AND TURNING AT NIGHT.

YOU HAVE?

THAT MUST BE REALLY HARD ON JUSTIN.

BUTT OUT.

PETE HAS A POINT.

I KNOW HE DOES.

I JUST... BERG, I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU.

COME HERE.

LET'S SIT DOWN HERE FOR A SECOND, ALL RIGHT?

OH, BERG. I...

I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING IS AWFUL.

I HATE WHAT I'M DOING TO YOU.

I HATE WHAT I'M DOING TO JUSTIN.

I HATE MYSELF, BUT... I CAN'T HELP IT.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

IT'S OK. DON'T... DON'T CRY.

I JUST... I JUST WISH WE HAD A LITTLE MORE TIME

TO WORK THIS OUT.

ASHLEY, I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH TIME I CAN GIVE YOU.

6 WEEKS.

REALLY?

EASILY.

I MUST LOOK AWFUL.

I'M... I'M GONNA JUST GO SPLASH SOME WATER IN MY FACE.

THE HOT IS COLD, THE COLD IS HOT.

THANK YOU!

THANK YOU! IF YOU HADN'T GOTTEN ME

ALL RILED UP ON THE PHONE LIKE THAT, NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE HAPPENED.

SHE'S STILL WITH HER BOYFRIEND.

THAT'S NOT HER FAULT.

IT'S A BAD SITUATION.

I MEAN, THE GUY JUST DOESN'T KNOW WHEN TO LET GO.

BERG.

PETE.

I HAVE A SHOT AT THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS HERE...

AND I'M GONNA TAKE IT.

COME ON.

BE HAPPY FOR ME.

HUH?

OK.

OK.

YOU KNOW WHAT? LOOK.

YOU TWO HAVE BEEN THROUGH A LOT, OK?

SO I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. I GOT MY LIMO PARKED OUT FRONT.

HOW ABOUT I TAKE YOU GUYS FOR A RIDE?

MUSIC, CHAMPAGNE.

GET AWAY FROM REALITY FOR ONE NIGHT.

WHAT DO YOU SAY?

WHY NOT WHY NOT?

YOU GUYS ARE GONNA MAKE A NICE COUPLE.

NICE COUPLE OF GUESTS ON JERRY SPRINGER.

HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED HOW EVERYONE STARES AT YOU WHEN YOU'RE IN A LIMO,

WONDERING WHO'S INSIDE?

YEAH, I KNOW.

I JUST FLIPPED SOME GUY THE BIRD.

BERG, THOSE WINDOWS AREN'T TINTED.

SORRY.

LISTEN, I JUST GOTTA PICK UP ONE MORE THING

TO MAKE THIS A COMPLETE EVENING.

ALL RIGHT? SO WAIT HERE.

I'M GLAD I CAME OVER.

ME, TOO.

GOD, I LOVE KISSING YOU.

ALL RIGHT! IF I'D KNOWN THERE WAS GONNA BE A SHOW,

I'D HAVE SWUNG BY THE ATM.

WHAT'S GOIN' ON, PETE?

YEAH, PETE.

ALL RIGHT. THIS IS ADAM CAROLLA, ALL RIGHT?

AND YOU GUYS AREN'T LEAVING

UNTIL YOU COME TO YOUR SENSES.

I'M GONNA GRAB A CAB.

WE'LL WALK.

UNLOCK THE DOOR, PETER.

NO.

NO, LOOK,

I THINK YOU NEED HELP, ALL RIGHT?

AND... AND IF ADAM HERE SAYS THAT YOU SHOULD BE TOGETHER,

THEN YOU HAVE MY BLESSING AND YOU CAN GO.

YOU TWO SHOULD ALWAYS BE TOGETHER.

GODSPEED.

HONEY?

LOOK, I BROUGHT YOU SOME COCOA.

IS THAT THE COCOA FROM YOUR THERMOS

THAT YOU SHARED WITH SHAWN?

I'LL JUST PUT THESE OVER HERE.

HONEY, I'M SORRY.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I HONESTLY, HONESTLY THOUGHT

THAT YOU KNEW SHAWN WAS A GIRL.

I'M SORRY.

I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.

OH... IT'S OK.

I GUESS THERE'S THE... POSSIBILITY

THAT I MIGHT HAVE OVERREACTED.

OH... I'M SORRY.

MMM.

OOH.

I SHOULD NEGLECT TO TELL YOU THINGS MORE OFTEN.

OH... BABY?

MM-HMM?

WOULDN'T YOU BE MORE COMFORTABLE

IF YOU TOOK THE MEDALLION OFF?

IT'S KIND OF COLD AGAINST MY SKIN.

I'LL JUST THROW IT AROUND BACK.

OR JUST TAKE IT OFF.

I TOLD YOU, SHAWN IS JUST AN OLD FRIEND.

WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL?

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SHAWN.

WHY IS THIS ALWAYS ABOUT SHAWN?

I HATE THAT STUPID, UGLY, OBNOXIOUS MEDALLION.

IT'S A SMILEY FACE.

ALL RIGHT, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

YOU BROKE UP WITH HER

EVEN THOUGH YOU'VE NEVER ACTUALLY GONE OUT WITH HER.

YES.

BECAUSE SHE JUST WANTED TO BE FRIENDS.

YEAH, UNTIL SHE THREW HERSELF AT ME

AND THEN CHANGED HER MIND.

OH, I DID NOT THROW MYSELF AT YOU.

NO, NO, NO. YOU JUST...

FELL FACE FORWARDS ONTO MY LIPS.

YOU BEGGED ME FOR THAT KISS.

YOU WANTED ME TO BEG YOU FOR THAT KISS.

OH, WELL, THAT IS NOT THE POINT.

THE... THE... THE POINT IS... IS... IT WAS A GREAT KISS.

THAT YOU GAVE ME FIRST.

OH, YOU ARE IMPOSSIBLE.

OH, I AM, HUH?

YEAH, YOU WANTED THAT KISS.

HELLO.

YEAH, YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, BYE.

ADAM, DO YOU MIND IF WE MAKE A LITTLE DETOUR?

OH, NO, IT'S FINE WITH ME,

BUT I DON'T WANT TO SPEAK FOR THE OTHER HOSTAGES.

I AM NOT GOING TO COUPLES THERAPY.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO. JUST TAKE OFF THE MEDALLION.

NO!

THEN WE'RE GETTIN' IN THE LIMO.

WILL YOU PLEASE JUST TELL PETE

THAT ASHLEY AND I BELONG TOGETHER?

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. NO ONE IS SAYING ANYTHING

UNTIL YOU TELL JOHNNY TO TAKE OFF THAT STUPID CHAIN.

IT'S A SMILEY FACE.

THE THING IS... HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!

WE WERE HERE FIRST.

NO, NO, NO, NO. TELL JOHNNY TO...

NO, TELL PETE... WAIT A MINUTE!

WILL YOU ALL PLEASE SHUT YOUR PIE HOLES?

WE'RE GONNA START WITH YOU.

LOSE THE NECKLACE, CHACHI.

WHAT?!

SEE? SEE? I WAS RIGHT.

NO, YOU WEREN'T. YOU WERE BEING JEALOUS AND PETTY.

WHAT?

SEE?

YOU WERE BEING STUPID.

LISTEN, SHE DON'T WANT YOU HANGING AROUND WITH THAT BABE

YOU GREW UP WITH, BUT SHE CAN'T COME OUT AND SAY IT.

SO WHAT DOES SHE DO?

SHE FOCUSES ON THE NECKLACE.

GIVE HER A LITTLE VICTORY.

LOSE THE MEDALLION.

BELIEVE ME, YOU'RE GETTIN' OFF CHEAP.

MAKES A LOT OF SENSE, ADAM.

AND AS FAR AS YOU TWO GO,

MY ADVICE IS, HEAD TO THE AIRPORT, GET IN SEPARATE PLANES,

FLY IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION.

WHAT?!

NO. WE'RE GREAT TOGETHER.

NO. YOU'RE NOT.

SIEGFRIED AND ROY ARE GREAT TOGETHER.

YOU GUYS CRAVE FRICTION.

IF YOU EVER HAD 2 MINUTES OF SANITY BETWEEN YOU,

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH YOURSELVES.

SO, TO SUM IT UP,

YOU TWO ARE SCREWIN' UP SOMETHING SPECIAL.

AND YOU TWO... ARE JUST SCREWED UP.

HE WAS RIGHT.

I'M SORRY.

I WAS BEING SILLY.

SO WAS I.

NO, GOD, YOU'VE BEEN FRIENDS WITH SHAWN SINCE YOU WERE KIDS.

I SHOULD WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH HER.

YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S OK.

IT'S KIND OF NICE HAVING SOMEONE BEING JEALOUS OVER YOU.

YOU KNOW...

I ALWAYS DID HAVE A CRUSH ON CHACHI.

SO... YOU DON'T MIND THE MEDALLION OH, NO.

IT'S COMIN' OFF.

YOU KNOW, I DON'T SEE WHAT'S SO DIFFERENT

BETWEEN THEIR RELATIONSHIP AND OURS.

THEY FIGHT AND THEY MAKE UP.

WE FIGHT AND WE MAKE UP.

THEN YOU GO HOME TO YOUR BOYFRIEND.

SO NOW WHAT?

DO YOU THINK THAT YOU COULD BE JUST FRIENDS

WITH SOMEBODY YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH?

NO.

ME NEITHER.

I... I THINK WE SHOULD STOP SEEING EACH OTHER FOR A WHILE.

WELL, I... I THINK I NEED TO STOP SEEING YOU.

BERG, DON'T LISTEN TO ADAM.

NO, I'M NOT, I'M NOT.

I'M... I'M LISTENING TO ME.

I HATE THIS.

YOU KNOW, I... I, UH...

I ONLY WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY,

AND... AND IF IT'S WITH JUSTIN...

SO BE IT.

BOY, YOU DIDN'T PULL THAT OFF AT ALL.

WELL, I TRIED.

I'M GONNA MISS YOU.

YEAH.

I ALREADY DO.

BYE, BERG.

SEE YOU.

STUPID PUCK.

LEFT. LEFT, LEFT, LEFT.

LEFT, LEFT, LEFT...

ADAM, I GOTTA TELL YOU,

YOU'RE LIKE AN INSPIRATION TO ME.

SUPER.

I MEAN, THE FACT THAT JUST A FEW YEARS AGO

YOU WERE JUST... JUST A CARPENTER,

AND NOW YOU'RE... YOU'RE A BIG SHOT.

YOU KNOW... IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE IT'S OK

NOT TO HAVE A CAREER,

TO BE FREE, GO OUT AND EXPLORE THE WORLD.

I'M REALLY GLAD TO HEAR THAT,

BECAUSE I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH YOUR BOSS,

AND YOU'RE FIRED.

WHAT...

I'M OK WITH THAT.

I'M OK WITH THAT.

OK, I'VE GOT A LITTLE RESIDUAL ANGER.

OK... HOW ABOUT YOUR FRIEND... STEVIE?

GUY.

WHAT ABOUT SAM?

GUY.

BUTCH?

GUY.

CHARLIE.

COCKER SPANIEL.

MALE OR FEMALE?

FEMALE.

FIXED.

APPROVED.

YOU'RE FINALLY IN TOUCH WITH YOUR ANGER,

AND IF I COULD PUT THIS TOGETHER NOW I'D BE AWESOME.

YOU DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY COACH PEDERSON!

OH MY GOD.

I AM NOT GOING TO COUPLES THERAPY.

OK, YOU DON'T HAVE TO! JUST...