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I'M GOING TO MISS YOU OVER THANKSGIVING.

OOH.

I HATE GOING HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS.

SOMEBODY'S ALWAYS THROWING SOMETHING AT SOMEBODY

AND SAYING SOMETHING THEY CAN NEVER TAKE BACK,

AND THEN I HAVE TO SIT IN MY ROOM

UNTIL I COOL OFF AND APOLOGIZE.

TRY BEING CRAMMED INTO MY SISTER'S APARTMENT.

5 NEPHEWS TRYING TO SHOVE YAMS IN YOUR EARS

AND PUNCHING YOU IN THE STOMACH.

UNCLE JOHNNY! UNCLE JOHNNY!

UNCLE JOHNNY! UNCLE JOHNNY!

DO YOU THINK YOUR SISTER WOULD BE UPSET

IF YOU DIDN'T SHOW UP THIS YEAR?

WHY?

MAYBE YOU AND I COULD SPEND THANKSGIVING TOGETHER.

START A NEW TRADITION.

ARE WE ALLOWED TO DO THAT?

YEAH. YOU AND ME BEING THANKFUL FOR EACH OTHER.

YEAH, LET'S DO IT.

REALLY?

YEAH.

AAH! WOW! THANKSGIVING AT MY PLACE.

YEAH.

YEAH, MY SISTER MAKES A GREAT THANKSGIVING DINNER,

BUT I KNOW YOURS IS GOING TO BE EVEN BETTER.

OH, JOHNNY.

I HAVE TO COOK?

HEY, SHARON. HERE'S ANOTHER NEW TRADITION.

CLOSE YOUR WINDOW!

OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!

OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!

OHH!

THERE'S GUTS INSIDE. GET IT OUT.

I'M NOT GETTING IT OUT. YOU GET IT OUT.

COME ON!

YOU'RE A MED STUDENT.

YES. AND WHAT YOU NEED IS A VET.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON OUT THERE?

CHECK THIS OUT.

THERE'S A BUS, A COP, AND A TAXI

ALL BEING BLOCKED IN BY A MINT-GREEN BUICK SKYLARK.

OH, GOD. PLEASE DON'T TELL ME IT'S A CONVERTIBLE

WITH CLEAR PLASTIC SEAT COVERS.

HOW'D YOU KNOW?

GRANDPA!

YOU WON'T BELIEVE THE SPOT I GOT... RIGHT OUT FRONT.

WELCOME.

HELLO THERE.

GRANDPA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WELL, IT WAS A NICE DAY, I WAS FEELING GOOD,

I... I THOUGHT I'D TAKE A DRIVE.

PLUS, I LEFT YOUR GRANDMOTHER.

WAS IT ON PURPOSE, OR DID YOU TAKE A WRONG TURN?

THIS IS NOT LIKE LAST MONTH.

THIS TIME IT'S FOR GOOD.

ALL RIGHT, UH, GIVE ME YOUR KEYS.

I'M GOING TO GO MOVE YOUR CAR.

THE DAY YOU DRIVE MY CAR,

YOU'LL BE COMING HOME FROM MY FUNERAL.

GREAT, THEN I'LL FINALLY GET TO TURN OFF THE BLINKER.

PETE'S GRANDPARENTS SURE HAVE A MESSED-UP RELATIONSHIP.

OOH, ACTUALLY, THAT REMINDS ME.

I GOT TO GET OVER TO ASHLEY'S.

WHAT'S IN THE BOX?

THAT'S HER STUFF.

HER BOYFRIEND'S MOVED TO TOWN.

I FIGURE IT'S REALLY GOING TO SLOW THINGS DOWN BETWEEN US.

SHE SURE LEFT A LOT OF JUNK

FOR SOMEONE YOU NEVER REALLY DATED.

SHE DOESN'T KNOW I HAVE IT.

BERG, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I'M GOING TO RESPECT WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT YOUR PRIVACY AND JUST...

HONEY, IF THOSE ARE THE MOVERS,

COULD YOU TELL THEM NOT TO UNLOAD ANYTHING

UNTIL I'M THERE TO SUPERVISE?

OK, WELL, I, UH, I HAVE TO GET...

JUST ONE LOOK AT HIM. ONE SMALL LOOK.

NO, BERG, COME ON!

HONEY, WOULD YOU... OH!

OH, EXCUSE ME, I'M SORRY, UH, ARE YOU A MOVER?

AND A SHAKER.

JUSTIN, THIS IS MICHAEL BERGEN.

HE'S, UH, A FRIEND FROM MEDICAL SCHOOL.

OH, OH, I'M SORRY. I'M JUST A LITTLE

STRESSED OUT FROM THE MOVE.

THAT'S OK, YOU KNOW.

NOT TO MENTION HAVING TO FIND A NEW JOB.

MUST BE HARD HAVING TO START ALL OVER AGAIN AT YOUR AGE.

UM, JUSTIN, WHY DON'T YOU GO PUT ON SOME PANTS?

OH, OH, OF COURSE. I'M SORRY. WHERE IS MY MODESTY?

BERG!

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THAT'S JUSTIN.

HOW COULD YOU CHOOSE HIM OVER ME?

HEY, FIRST OF ALL, SHH!

AND SECOND OF ALL...

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

I TOLD YOU...

I WAS GOING TO RESPECT YOUR DECISION, AND I AM, OK?

THAT'S OK. I'M BIGGER THAN THIS.

I'M JUST GONNA LEAVE.

THIS IS THE GUY, HUH?

I BET THAT WE SHARED MORE PASSION IN OUR ONE KISS

THAN YOU'VE EVER EXPERIENCED

IN YOUR ENTIRE RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM.

TELL ME. TELL ME THAT HE'S EVERYTHING YOU WANT...

AND I'LL LEAVE.

HE QUIT HIS JOB. HE MOVED HERE FOR ME.

HE ASKED ME TO GIVE IT A CHANCE.

I OWE HIM THAT.

OK, WELL, I'LL TAKE THAT AS A NO.

HONEY, CAN I PUT MY SOCKS

IN WITH YOUR UNDERWEAR?

UH, GEE, BERG, I'M SORRY YOU GOT TO GO,

BUT WE'RE KIND OF IN A BIG RUSH.

WHERE ARE WE GOING?

WELL, WE HAVE A LOT TO DO

TO PREPARE FOR THANKSGIVING TOMORROW.

ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS CONFIRM OUR RESERVATION AT THE RESTAURANT.

YOU CANNOT SPEND THANKSGIVING IN A RESTAURANT.

AT LEAST NOT WHILE MY FRIEND SHARON

IS HAVE A BIG THANKSGIVING PARTY.

WELL, I ACCEPT. NO, HE DOESN'T.

SOUNDED LIKE HE DID.

ARE YOU OK?

IS THERE SOME PROBLEM I'M NOT AWARE OF?

DON'T YOU WANT JUSTIN TO MEET NEW PEOPLE?

WELL, OF COURSE I DO.

YOU CAN'T JUST KEEP ME ALL TO YOURSELF, HONEY.

NO, YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M JUST BEING SILLY.

THEN IT'S A DATE. HEY!

YOU KNOW, I THINK THAT THIS IS GOING TO BE

THE BEST THANKSGIVING EVER.

WHOA, GOD, I TOLD YOU,

WE'RE STARTING A NEW TRADITION.

I WANT AN INTIMATE DINNER,

JUST ME AND JOHNNY.

HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN WHAT THANKSGIVING'S ALL ABOUT? PEOPLE.

PEOPLE COMING TOGETHER. SHARING.

THE PILGRIMS INVITING THE INDIANS ONTO THEIR LAND AND INTO THEIR HOMES.

BEFRIENDING THEM, LEARNING THEIR WAYS,

AND THEN STEALING WHAT WAS RIGHTFULLY THEIRS.

WHAT HAPPENED TO RESPECTING ASHLEY'S CHOICE?

SHE'S ONLY WITH THIS GUY BECAUSE SHE FEELS OBLIGATED.

I MEAN, HOW CAN YOU RESPECT THAT?

COME ON, SHARON, I UNDERSTAND HOW HE FEELS. LOOK...

IF YOU WERE IN LOVE WITH SOMEBODY ELSE,

I WOULD DO EVERYTHING I POSSIBLY COULD

TO MAKE SURE YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH ME INSTEAD.

OH! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO DAMN SWEET?

FINE. YOU CAN COME.

OH, THANK YOU, SHARON. YOU ARE THE BEST.

THANKS, JOHNNY.

NO PROBLEM. NOW I CAN WATCH FOOTBALL.

I JUST CALLED GRANDMA, OK?

WE'RE GOING HOME FOR THANKSGIVING.

WELL, I'M NOT GOING.

YES, YOU ARE.

ALL RIGHT, MR. WISE GUY,

TRY THIS ON FOR SIZE.

WE'RE AT THANKSGIVING DINNER.

THERE'S A LULL IN THE CONVERSATION

AND I TURN TO MY SON, YOUR FATHER,

AND SAY, "HEY, HOW ABOUT LITTLE PETEY

"DROPPING OUT OF GRADUATE SCHOOL

"AFTER ALL THAT MONEY YOU SPENT?

NO, I DON'T THINK YOU RAISED HIM TO BE A QUITTER, EITHER."

YOU WOULDN'T.

I'LL BURY YOU.

SHARON, 2 MORE FOR THANKSGIVING.

GREAT. THIS IS GREAT. THE START OF A NEW TRADITION.

A QUIET, ROMANTIC THANKSGIVING WITH YOU, ME, BERG,

THE WOMAN HE LOVES, THE WOMAN HE LOVES BOYFRIEND,

PETE, AND HIS RUNAWAY GRANDFATHER.

HEY, BERG.

JUSTIN.

HEY, I JUST WANTED TO STOP BY AND THANK YOU FOR THE INVITE.

MY PLEASURE.

NO, REALLY, IT MEANS A LOT TO ME.

I... LOOK, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE HEARD,

BUT ASHLEY AND I HAVE BEEN HAVING SOME TROUBLE.

OH, REALLY.

YEAH, YEAH, I THINK...

I THINK SHE'S SEEING ANOTHER GUY.

OH, I'M NOT MAKING YOU UNCOMFORTABLE BY TELLING YOU THIS, AM I?

NO.

NO. NO. NO.

I MEAN, YOU'RE THE ONLY GUY I KNOW HERE.

AND HEY, YOU'RE HER FRIEND,

HAVE YOU SEEN SOME GUY HANGING AROUND,

ACTING ALL GOOFY AND LOVE-STRUCK?

NO.

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SAY IT, ARE YOU?

WHAT?

YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH MY GIRLFRIEND.

WELL, YEAH, BUT SHE'S IN LOVE WITH YOU AND THAT OTHER GUY.

YOU KNOW, I... I HAVE TO ADMIT I'M...

I'M JUST SURPRISED ASHLEY WOULD GO FOR SOMEBODY

WHO WASN'T MORE SUBSTANTIAL.

OK.

NOW, UH, I'M NOT ADMITTING ANYTHING,

BUT I'M SURPRISED, 'CAUSE I FIGURED ASHLEY WOULD BE DATING

SOMEONE WHO WAS A LITTLE MORE...

EVERYTHING.

GIVE IT UP, BERG.

YOU DELIVER PIZZAS.

I DELIVER DISSERTATIONS.

WHAT KIND OF TIPS DO YOU GET FOR THAT?

I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS WE'LL DISCUSS IT AT DINNER.

CAN'T WAIT.

THAT MAKES 2 OF US.

IT'S BEEN FUN. OH, I'LL BE THERE.

TAKE CARE. YOU, TOO.

OH, ONE MORE LITTLE THING.

WHAT?

I'D LIKE A MEDIUM PIZZA

WITH PEPPERONI AND EXTRA CHEESE.

YOU GET A THIRD TOPPING FREE.

I THINK IT'S GREAT WE'RE HAVING IT DOWN HERE.

IT'S GOING TO BE WAY MORE ROMANTIC.

FOOTBALL.

OK, I'M GOING TO GET THE STUFF UPSTAIRS.

UH-HUH.

SO, I'M JUSTOING TO CHARGE UP THERE

AND BRING ALL THAT FOOD DOWN ALL BY MYSELF.

YOU'RE THE GREATEST, HON.

OK.

OH, IF YOU'VE GOT ANY...

COULD YOU BRING DOWN SOME OF THOSE MIXED NUTS?

YES.

UH, LEAVE OUT THE CASHEWS.

THEY REPEAT ON ME.

PETE, TRUST ME, YOU ARE GOING TO HATE THIS JUSTIN GUY.

HE'S SO COMPETITIVE. SO ARE YOU.

HE'S ARROGANT. SO ARE YOU.

YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.

WHAT IS WITH THAT GUY?

BERG.

ASHLEY. JUSTIN.

HEY, LOOK, WE'RE HAVING DINNER IN OUR APARTMENT HERE,

SO, UH, COME ON IN.

OH, WELL, UH, THIS IS A NICE PLACE.

I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU HAD CHILDREN.

HA HA HA.

WELL, WELL, YOU'RE EVERYTHING BERG SAID YOU'D BE.

I'M PETE.

HI.

LET ME HELP YOU OFF WITH YOUR COAT THERE.

OH, THANKS.

OH, NO, I'LL DO IT.

THAT'S OK. I'M THE HOST.

REALLY, I INSIST. I INSIST.

GOT IT. YES!

OW.

JUSTIN, LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO MY GRANDFATHER CHARLIE.

AND THIS IS SHARON'S BOYFRIEND JOHNNY.

IT'S FOURTH AND 8.

HEY, PETE, UH, WHY DON'T YOU SHOW JUSTIN

WHERE TO HANG OUR COATS?

OK. RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

OK, UH, PETE, WHY DON'T YOU GIVE JUSTIN A TOUR OF THE PLACE?

OH, OH, OK, UH, FOLLOW ME.

THE TRAM'S BROKE, SO WE'LL HAVE TO WALK.

OK, BERG, THE ONLY REASON THAT I'M HERE

IS BECAUSE JUSTIN WAS REALLY EXCITED ABOUT MEETING NEW PEOPLE.

I LIKE HIM.

HE'S A NICE GUY.

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.

HE IS. I KNOW.

YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE!

Pete, shouting: THAT WAS THE BEDROOM. THIS IS THE HALLWAY,

WHICH WILL LEAD US INTO THE LIVING ROOM AGAIN!

THANK YOU FOR THAT VERY LOUD TOUR.

JUST IN TIME. I WAS, UH,

JUST ABOUT TO POUR A BOTTLE OF WINE.

NOW, THIS CAME HIGHLY, HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.

OH, A BLEND.

I'LL ADJUST MY PALATE ACCORDINGLY.

MAN, YOU CALL THAT A BLOCK?

DON'T LET HIM GO OVER YOU LIKE THAT!

I CAN... YOU SHOULD BE IN THERE.

YOU'RE A MOOSE.

OH! OH!

Men: GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!

NO, NO, PLEASE, DON'T GET UP. YOU'RE GUESTS.

HEY, SHARON, THIS IS JUSTIN.

HI, JUSTIN. I'M SHARON. GIVE ME THE BOTTLE.

OK, WELL, EVERYBODY, HAPPY TURKEY DAY.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

WHY DON'T WE HAVE A REAL TOAST?

SINCE THIS IS THANKSGIVING,

I THINK WE SHOULD ALL SAY WHAT WE'RE THANKFUL FOR.

I, FOR ONE, AM THANKFUL FOR THE LOVE AND DEVOTION

OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD,

WHO HAS CHOSEN TO SHARE HER LIFE AND HER HEART WITH ME

ABOVE ALL OTHERS.

JUSTIN, THAT'S SO SWEET.

WAIT, TA-TA-TA, EH.

I'D LIKE TO SAY WHAT I'M THANKFUL FOR.

DON'T. YEAH, DON'T.

GO AHEAD.

I'M THANKFUL THAT I'M SURROUNDED BY SUCH VERY SPECIAL FRIENDS.

ESPECIALLY MY NEW FRIEND JUSTIN.

JUSTIN, AS I LOOK AT YOU AND ASHLEY TOGETHER,

IT FILLS ME WITH A SENSE OF HOPE

THAT SOMEDAY SOON...

I'LL HAVE WHAT YOU HAVE.

NO, NO, NO, GRANDMA, WE HAVEN'T LEFT YET.

WHY?

WELL, BECAUSE GRANDPA'S CAR BLEW A GASKET.

WHY CAN'T WE TAKE THE TRAIN?

WHY CAN'T WE TAKE THE TRAIN?

BECAUSE YOU DROPPED OUT OF GRADUATE SCHOOL.

BECAUSE THERE'S A COW ON THE TRACKS.

I KNOW. WE'LL TRY TO FIGURE SOMETHING OUT.

OK. ALL RIGHT. I LOVE YOU, TOO.

YOU'RE GOING TO ROT IN HELL FOR LYING TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER.

TAKE THAT CIGAR IN THE HALL, PLEASE.

YES!

JOHNNY, HONEY?

HONEY, JOHNNY?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY WHAT YOU'RE THANKFUL FOR?

DETROIT'S UP BY 12.

I'M GOING TO GO GET THE BIRD.

IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.

LOOK AT THEM OVER THERE, HUH?

WHAT A PHONY.

I HATE HIM.

HATE YOU.

HA HA HA.

WHAT?

I JUST THINK IT'S IRONIC.

YOU'RE TRYING TO BREAK UP JUSTIN AND ASHLEY,

AND INSTEAD, YOU'RE BREAKING UP JOHNNY AND SHARON.

YOU'RE ANNOYING.

BUT YOU'VE GIVEN ME AN IDEA. LOOK, FOLLOW MY LEAD, OK?

ALL RIGHT.

HEY, GUYS, UM, MAYBE YOU CAN SETTLE AN ARGUMENT FOR US.

OK, YOU TWO GO TO YOUR ROOM.

IT'S JUST THAT, UH,

WELL, ONE OF US IS A HARD-WORKING MED STUDENT.

THE OTHER, A LAY-ABOUT-THE-HOUSE FREELOADER.

OH, MY GOD, WAIT A MINUTE. AS I SAY THIS,

I REALIZE THAT YOU GUYS ARE IN THE EXACT SAME SITUATION,

WITH JUSTIN BEING OUT OF WORK AND ALL.

I HOPE I DIDN'T EMBARRASS YOU, JUSTIN.

OH, OH, NOT AT ALL. NOT AT ALL.

I JUST GOT A JOB AT BOSTON COLLEGE.

YEAH, THEY CALLED RIGHT AFTER YOU LEFT.

HA HA. I GUESS YOU'RE JUST MY LITTLE GOOD-LUCK CHARM, BERG.

HEY, MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO CUT OFF HIS FOOT

AND HANG YOUR KEYS FROM IT.

Sharon: OH, GOD!

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL TURKEY.

OH, MY GOD!

OH, MY GOD!

I RUINED THANKSGIVING.

NONSENSE. THAT'S PERFECTLY GOOD.

WE'LL TAKE IT UPSTAIRS AND WASH IT.

REALLY?

Sharon: JOHNNY, YOU HAVE TO DRAW SOMETHING.

JUST A MINUTE. I'M THINKING.

NO, YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE WATCHING TV.

COME ON, JOHNNY. TIME'S ALMOST UP.

GOD, DRAW SOMETHING, JOHNNY, ANYTHING.

YEAH!

TIME'S UP.

I'M JUST NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS GAME.

YOU THINK?

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU'RE NOT GOOD AT?

YOU'RE NOT GOOD AT HELPING, YOU'RE NOT GOOD AT TOASTING,

AND YOU'RE NOT GOOD AT CREATING NEW TRADITIONS WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

NOW, I'M GOING TO GO GET PIE.

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME HELP WITH THAT, HON?

DON'T... EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

OK. WELL, HERE WE GO. ASHLEY, JUST YOU AND ME.

AND ME. WHATEVER.

AND GO.

UH, CIRCLE, ROUND, BALL, CIRCLE.

HIGH NOON.

YES!

HOW THE HELL

DID YOU GET HIGH NOON OUT OF THAT?

THAT'S A GREAT CLUE. LOOK, THE SUN AT THE TOP OF THE PAPER.

WHAT ELSE YOU GONNA GET FROM THAT?

CIRCLE... ROUND... BALL... CIRCLE?

UM, I DON'T KNOW.

YOU CAN KEEP HITTING IT,

BUT I STILL DON'T KNOW.

OK, AND TIME.

IT'S GONE WITH THE WIND.

TARA... WIND.

ARE YOU FROM AMERICA?

BUT WHAT'S THE THING IN THE CORNER?

THE BURNING OF ATLANTA.

OH. OH.

YOU KNEW WHAT IT WAS.

AND... GO.

UH...

AN AMERICAN IN PARIS.

YES.

OK, ALL RIGHT...

HOW DID YOU GET THAT FROM THAT?

OH, WAIT A SEC, I SEE. YEAH, OF COURSE.

BECAUSE YOU WERE CHEATING.

NO. NO, HE WASN'T. HE WAS DRAWING THE EIFFEL TOWER.

THAT'S WHERE WE WENT LAST SUMMER.

WE JUST HAVE SO MUCH HISTORY, BERG.

FINE. GREAT. EXCELLENT. NEW GAME.

HOW ABOUT CHARADES?

OK, PETE, YOU AND I ARE A TEAM.

OK.

READY? MM-HMM.

MOVIE.

3 WORDS. SECOND WORD.

KISS.

LONG KISS.

LONG KISS GOOD NIGHT.

THANK YOU.

OK. OK, OK, PETE, YOU AND I ARE A TEAM.

ALL RIGHT.

OK. OK.

MOVIE.

3 WORDS.

SECOND WORD.

OK, I'LL TAKE A STAB.

LONG KISS GOOD NIGHT.

RIGHT.

OK, PETE, YOU AND I ARE A TEAM.

NO, GRANDPA.

WHOA.

NO. ENOUGH.

ENOUGH.

I'M NOT GONNA BE FOUGHT OVER LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT.

GOD, JUSTIN, YOU KNEW ABOUT ME AND BERG, DIDN'T YOU?

OH, WELL, I SUSPECTED.

NO, NO, YOU KNEW, AND INSTEAD OF TALKING TO ME ABOUT IT,

YOU USED IT TO MAKE ME FEEL GUILTY.

OH, YEAH.

YEAH, AND YOU.

YOU INVITED ME OVER HERE ONLY TO DRIVE A WEDGE BETWEEN ME AND JUSTIN

INSTEAD OF RESPECTING MY FEELINGS LIKE I ASKED.

YOU KNOW, THIS IS... THIS IS REALLY HARD FOR ME.

AND YOU GUYS...

YOU GUYS WHO CLAIM TO CARE ABOUT ME THE MOST

ARE MAKING ME THE MOST MISERABLE.

WELL, CONGRATULATIONS.

THIS IS THE WORST THANKSGIVING I'VE EVER HAD.

OH, JUSTIN, FIND SOMEPLACE ELSE TO SLEEP TONIGHT.

AND, BERG, DON'T CALL ME.

SHARON, THANK YOU FOR A LOVELY EVENING.

I JUST... I THOUGHT OF ANOTHER TOAST.

I'M THANKFUL I'M NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, PETE?

THAT'S PASSION.

LOVING SOMEONE SO MUCH

THAT YOU'RE WILLING TO MAKE A COMPLETE FOOL OF YOURSELF.

LIKE WHEN YOU LEFT GRANDMA

BECAUSE SHE BEAT YOU AT WHEEL OF FORTUNE?

COME ON, PETE.

SHE GETS WORRIED IF I GET HOME TOO LATE.

WAIT, WHOA, GRANDPA. WHAT ABOUT MY DAD?

DIDN'T I TELL YOU? HE'S OUT OF TOWN.

WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE.

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?

WELL, FOR ONE, I THINK WE ALL ATE TOO MUCH.

SECONDLY, I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.

YEAH, YEAH, RIGHT.

I SHOULD HAVE JUST STEPPED BACK

AND LET NATURE TAKE ITS COURSE.

YOU KNOW, IF YOU GUYS WORKED IT OUT, YOU WORKED IT OUT.

THAT... THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE CLASSY THING TO DO THEN.

AND THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING TO DO NOW.

WELL, THAT'S REALLY BIG OF YOU...

CONSIDERING SHE JUST THREW ME OUT!

YOU TRY TO MAKE A GRAND GESTURE.

WELL, BERG, I CAME HERE TONIGHT NOT LIKING YOU.

NOW I DON'T LIKE ANY OF YOU.

YOU KNOW, I WISH YOU TWO

JUST WOULD HAVE LISTENED TO ME IN THE FIRST PLACE

AND HAD A NICE, INTIMATE THANKSGIVING.

WELL, I GUESS I'M THE ONE THAT GETS TO CLEAN ALL THIS STUFF UP.

BEFORE YOU DO THAT, BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING,

I HAVE SOMETHING I WANT TO SAY.

I'M THANKFUL THAT I FOUND A GIRL WHO'S NOT ONLY SMART

AND NOT ONLY BEAUTIFUL,

BUT WHO'S MORE IMPORTANT TO ME THAN I COULD EVER PUT INTO A TOAST.

OH.

THAT'S SO SWEET.

YOU MIGHT WANT TO SOAK THE TURKEY PAN

BEFORE YOU WASH THE DISHES.

SOAP'S UNDER THE SINK. I'M TAKING A BATH.

MOM'S GOING TO LOVE HER.

I FEEL LIKE I'M LETTING EVERYBODY DOWN.

I TELL YOU, PETE, YOU'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING.

IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE AN ARCHITECT,

DON'T BE AN ARCHITECT.

JUST BE HAPPY.

THANK YOU.

BOY, IS YOUR FATHER GOING TO KILL YOU.