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Has Mike messaged you yet?Fuck

Mike. I thought you were in love with

Mike. Yes, I did love

him. Loved as in the past

tense. I'm 20 now, things

change. I'm older. I'm

wiser. Oh, rad. And

anyways, boys are just so boring. And

university is boring. You know, like,

my whole life is so fucking boring.

I mean, except you, of course. Obviously,

obviously. So

anyways, what are we gonna do about it?

Hey girls, I'm not interrupting, am I?You

could never interrupt us, Mr. Jones.

Please, call me Bobby. With pleasure,

Bobby. So, do you two

need anything?No. We're good, Dad.

Thanks. Bye. You don't have to be so mean

to your stepdad. Nice. Whatever.

Well, if you do need anything, I'll be in

the kitchen, OK?OK

Oh, Carrie, is your stepdad still

coming to pick you up?Um, yeah, he should

be here any second. Great.

Well, no rush. Maybe when he gets here,

he and I will have a brewski and catch up

or something. Sure thing, Mr. Chump. I

mean, Bobby. Okay,

bye. Bye.

What in the hell was that?

What?Your stepdad's kind of

cute. Yeah, but he's my

old as hell stepdad and you just got all

cute and flirty with him. You know what

my problem is, Lisa?No, enlighten me.

I've been chasing boys instead

of men. You're so

gross. Come on. You can't tell me that

you're not tired of boys our age,

fumbling with your bra on their dirty,

musty old sheets that they haven't washed

in probably like, what, four or five

weeks?They're gross. We're older

now. We're mature. Even

if I'm tired of guys our age, I don't

think yearning after our stepdads is the

solution. Who said anything about

yearning?I don't want you to fuck my dad.

Why not?Do you already plant your seed

there or something?Nauseating.

Jesus Christ, you're too much sometimes.

Come on, you can't act like you haven't

at least thought about it once or twice.

I've known you forever. You're like the

biggest perf that I've ever met, Lisa.

But you are an honest perv.

Come on. You don't have to confess. I

know the truth anyways. Even

if I have, it's still weird. Come

on. Let's try something.

I feel like you have this look on your

face that you get when you're coming up

with one of your crazy schemes. You love

my wild schemes. And daddy's gonna

be home any minute. Your dad's

like ancient. Yeah,

he's also hot as hell.

See?

You know, I feel like I can read your

mind, and I feel like you're saying that

we should... Swap?Like,

Like swap stepdads?It's a great idea, am

I right?I

I don't know. Maybe?

MaybeMaybe, maybe, maybeOkay,

stop, stop, stopI need a second to think.

To think too much is a disease.

Okay, I'm only entertaining the

idea because it's been a while since

I've gotten laid. Oh, okay.

But to be clear,

the plan is completely idiotic. Look,

we're just going to wait for them to

settle down in there, and then

you can just follow my lead. Are

you sure?It's too late to back out now.

Did you

see that game last night?No, I got stuck

at work. How was it?It was awful. It was

a blowout, so I kind of figured as much

why I didn't feel too bad missing it.

Yeah, definitely didn't miss much. Yeah,

yeahIt's nice it's going to Game 7,

but, you knowHey, Daddy. Hey,

Bobby. You two behaving

yourselves or hardly behaving?You know

us. We can't hide our wicked ways.

What's up, sweetie?I was actually

wondering if I could borrow you for a

second.

Yeah, go ahead. I'll make us a

snack or something. It'll be quick, I

swear. Okay, be right back.

What's the rush?

Okay, where's your friend?Um, I don't

know. She's around somewhere. Okay, what

did you want me to see?

Stop being so sus. Just Just sit here and

listen to me, okay?That's all you need to

do. Is everything okay?Are you Are you

two okay?Something okay?No, everything's

fine. We're all fine. You just need to

sit here and just wait. Give me a sec. I

mean a second. Sec. Just give me a sec.

Okay?Anything

good?Hey,

no. No, nothing nothing good.

Um, do you know what Carrie wanted me to

see?I'm not sure, but you're not in a

rush though, are you?No,

I guess, I guess not. Can I sit

here?I promise I don't have

cooties.

It's me. Sorry, I'm being weird.

No, you're totally fine.

I... I'm a little shy, I guess.

Gotcha. I mean, Gary hasn't rubbed off on

you yet. She's wild,

that's for sure. But I don't think she

got that from you.

I mean, I I do like that you're shy. You

do?Well, you strike me as a girl that

doesn't say anything if she doesn't have

anything to say.

Yeah, you're right. I guess I am. Do

you have something you want to say?

Do you?Ohh

Why are you in a robe?

Oh, this I can I can change to something

else or anything else, really.

No, it's it's fine. It's fine. Should I

take it off?Do you think they're

going to be back soon?No.

I think they're going to be a while.

So, what do you think, sir?

I think you're you're beautiful.

Very beautiful.

I've always thought the same about you.

You can touch, sir.

Oh, I don't think I should. Do... I mean,

I'm very beautiful, but it's... It's

just... It's just... Oh, God.

I just always take you for a shy girl.

Or maybe your daughter is rubbing off on

me. I guess I underestimated you.

Oh. Your touch, it feels

so

good. This This isn't some sort of prank,

is it?Carrie's always trying to get me in

trouble. I'm not trying to get you in

trouble.

Okay, there's no like hidden cameras?Is

there anything?Why don't you trust me?

You're not making fun of me.

You actually

like me. Let's

see. Uh-huh

This

gets you a little bit more comfortable.

One of us is wearing too much clothing. I

think you'll find that we're both wearing

about the same amount. Ah Is

this the one that goes the other

direction?Oh, it's tricking me.

Oh, you're so sexy.

You're even sexier than I had imagined.

Nothing on you.

You really are not so shy. I

guess not.

It's the longest work. Taking clothes off?

Doing this. Oh

You really know what you're doing.

You know, sometimes I say age comes with

experience. I've heard that once or

twice. Yeah, don't believe it.

So what should I believe?

I believe you started this. I

should just have fun with it.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Yes, please, please don't stop.

FuckOh

my God.

You're

gonna make me come. Fuck

Oh my

God.

Oh my God. It's OK. Yes,

please. Yes, please. Yes, please.

Holy shit

You're really good at that.

Well... Oh my god. When you really

like it. I'm

gonna show you something that I really

like to do.

Oh my god. Yeah, yeahLook

at you tasting yourself.

They got a little tight. I'm a I'm a

little clumsy. Here's

that.

Thank you,

Mr. Driller.

oh I'm glad you think so.

You've been thinking about doing this

for a long time.

I fucked you for a word I'm giving you.

Uh-huh So,

so.. Oh

my god,

you fuck me so good.

Yes, yes, yes

Oh my god, yes

please.

We

probably need to be quiet if they're over

there. Oh yeah, I think they're busy.

Oh, really?Yeah. I'll be

quiet if you want me to.

Thank you.

Yes, please come with me.

ohh Oh

my

god, you're so deep.

Sorry.

Yeah, put me around. Put me where you

fucking want me.

Yes,

please. Back

inside.

Oh, yeah. Oh, buddy. Dad,

yes, please put your cupcake inside

me. Yeah. Yes, please give it a try.

You feel

so good.

Yes, please,

please, please

Yes,

please, yes, please, yes, please don't

stop.

Oh my god.

Oh my

god, I've

never done that before.

You

make that fussy fucking talk.

You

don't

go nice and fucking deep inside me,

please.

Oh

my god.

Yeah.

Yes, please.

Yes,

please.

Fuck

You're fucking me across the back.

Fuck

You made me come on that cock so many

times. I think it's

only fair that I get you to come.

Umm When you do, I want you to put

this one all over

me. Yeah.

YeahI lose my little pussy till you

fucking come.

Yeah,

yeah,

yeah, yeah

Oh my God, you gave me

so much. Kara's right. This is a good

idea. Wait, what I

mean.

Oh, we're gonna have to have talk.