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What is that?
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He is here... Colonel Hogan.
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Hi, Tiger.
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So you're
Herr Brauner, huh?
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Congratulations.
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You saw what's outside?
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Gestapo.
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Gestapo.
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It is not true.
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They do not know
that I'm here.
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They could not have
followed me.
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No?
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They've been
following you
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ever since
you left Berlin.
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Colonel Hogan,
are they coming up?
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No, it's the waiting game.
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Trail him to get
a road map
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of our escape route
out of Germany.
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Pick up every member of
the underground on the way.
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Including me.
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It's your fault.
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You people urged me to defect.
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Nagged me for months.
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We told you when and how.
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Instead, you panicked...
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Hopped in your staff car
and ran.
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They were getting
suspicious.
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I was being followed
by the Gestapo!
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And you still are!
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You must save me.
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I have all the financial
secrets of the Third Reich.
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London and Washington
calls me the "evil genius"
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behind the Nazi money empire.
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Start thinking, genius.
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Colonel Hogan,
we could take him out
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through the passageway, no?
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Of course. I'm saved!
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Not a chance.
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It leads straight
to a beer hall.
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We all go out that way,
the Gestapo would be in here
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in a few minutes
and take this place apart
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until they find the passageway.
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So? So?
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So they come straight
to the beer hall
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and force those people
to talk.
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Then they come straight
to Stalag 13
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and find our whole operation.
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I take the risk.
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I won't.
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I should not have
listened to you people.
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I had a good position,
security.
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I even got a medal
from Herr Hitler.
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Hitler?
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Okay, we'll do it that way.
What way?
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Tiger, you and I are going to
go out through the passageway.
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We got to get you
out of Germany.
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They're going to be
looking for you.
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But what about me?
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You're going to stay here
and sit tight.
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Stay here alone?
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I cannot.
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In two hours, exactly 3:00,
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you go down
and get in your staff car.
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But they'll be following me.
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Right, straight to Stalag 13.
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You enter through the main gate.
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They will arrest me.
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They will arrest everyone!
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Not if you do as I tell you.
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Do what?
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Put a scarf around
your face,
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pull your hat down
over your eyes.
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You're entering camp
in disguise.
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Disguised as who?
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He's disguised as you.
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Who? Who?
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Adolph Hitler.
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For the last time, Hogan,
I have heard no rumors,
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I will listen to no rumors,
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and I'm sure that there's no
foundation for any rumors.
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Suit yourself,
Commandant.
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But if it happens,
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you got some big
decisions to make.
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Big decisions?
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I'm completely loyal.
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But if they knock off
Adolph, loyal to whom?
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Hmm. No, I'm sure
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the Führer's life
is in no danger.
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I can assure you of that, Hogan.
Dismissed.
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You know best,
Commandant.
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Oh, telephone.
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Oh, Frau Hilda will get it.
Dismissed.
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I better wait.
It may be for me.
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Hogan!
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General Fenstermacher's
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on the phone, Colonel Klink.
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General Fenstermacher?
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The head of the General Staff?
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Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
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But why would he...?
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General Fenstermacher,
how very nice to hear from you.
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Listen, carefully, Klink.
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I have no time for small talk.
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The Führer's life is in danger.
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The Führer's life?
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Conspirators will act
within the next 24 hours.
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Until the crisis is over,
our leader must have a refuge.
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But, uh, General Fenstermacher,
don't you think
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the Army could protect him?
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Trust no one.
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No one except you, Klink.
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Me?
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General Fenstermacher,
I want you
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to thank the Führer
for this great honor,
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but I'm sure that there are
many other people
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who would be
in a much better position to...
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Be quiet, Klink, and listen.
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Of course, sir, definitely, yes.
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We are close to you.
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At exactly 3:17 this afternoon,
a staff car will enter your gate
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bearing one man in disguise.
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Do not approach him.
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You don't mean the Führer?
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Exactly.
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Allow no one to approach him.
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He will go to your quarters
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where he will seal himself
in for 24 hours.
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My quarters?
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But, but, but, but my chairs
need new slipcovers, sir.
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Be quiet, Klink!
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So as there can be no doubt
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to the authenticity
of this call,
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the next voice you hear
will be of our Führer!
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The Führer?
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Klink!
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Ja, ja, mein Führer.
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You are the one man
in the entire Third Reich
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that I trust!
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Jawohl, mein Führer!
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Oh, by the way,
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when you come, sir,
I hope that I can show you
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the workings of our camp
security system,
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the mess hall,
the prisoner's laundry.
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Do not come near me!
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Hello?
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Going to have a visitor?
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Hogan, this is
top top secret.
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Now, if you breathe one
word about this to anyone,
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I will have you shot!
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No one must know.
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No one except
Burkhalter.
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Why should Burkhalter know?
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So he can send troops.
What for?
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Well, what if
those guys come
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looking for
the Führer?
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The ones that want
to knock him off?
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I must have troops.
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Frau Hilda!
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No, you're right.
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You can't trust
Burkhalter either.
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I can't?
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You buzzed,
Herr Kommandant?
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Frau Hilda...
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Tell him the prisoners
are rioting.
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Send a battalion.
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Yes. Get Burkhalter
on the phone at once!
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Jawohl,
Herr Kommandant.
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I will, of course,
defend the Führer
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with my life
if necessary.
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On the other hand, if the
conspiracy's organized,
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they may have
overwhelming strength,
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in which case, I...
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Commandant,
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wouldn't it be easier
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if you people just had
an election every four years?
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Hi, Schultz.
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Colonel Hogan,
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all prisoners are
confined to the barracks.
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I know, Schultz.
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What do you think
it means?
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It is not my place
as a soldier
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to question
the meaning of orders.
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Right.
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What do you think
it means?
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Guess who's coming.
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Who? Who?
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Oh, come on, Schultz,
you know.
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Why else would you have
orders not to look at him?
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How do you know
about my orders?
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Want me to tell you?
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No.
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Better look the other way,
Schultz. Here he comes.
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Is he inside
yet, Schultz?
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Yes, he's inside.
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Too bad.
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I wanted to ask him
how things were going
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on the Russian front.
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Did he go in?
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You didn't watch him,
did you, Schultz?
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Of course not,
Herr Kommandant.
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Now ask me.
Hogan!
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Schultz, what is this man
doing here?
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I confined all prisoners
to the barracks.
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Actually, I just
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caught a glimpse of
him... good disguise.
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I must say he looked a
little worried, though.
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Why shouldn't
he look worried?
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These are trying times.
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Particularly for him.
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Who was it,
Herr Kommandant?
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It's none of
your business.
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However, he put his trust
in the right man, sir.
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24 hours will be over
in no time at all,
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and you got to make
at least general out of this.
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Do you really think so, Hogan?
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Oh, it's a cinch.
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What's for dinner?
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Hogan, I've got bigger problems
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than worrying about your dinner.
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His!
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You mean, you didn't talk to him
about the menu?
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Should I have?
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You know how touchy
he is about food.
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Oh, yes, yes.
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What about
soft pillow-hard pillow?
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All those things.
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But he said no one
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was to come near him.
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Who?
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Stay out of this.
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Hogan, do you think
that he would object
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if I talked to him
through the door?
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Brilliant.
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After you.
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Your Excellency,
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this is Commandant Klink,
at your service.
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Uh, yeah,
I... uh...
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Are you all right,
Your Excellency?
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Your Excellency?
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I'm quite all right!
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What are you
blabbering about, Klink?
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Nothing, nothing,
Your Excellency.
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I was just here to consult
about your menu and to...
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I care nothing about the menu.
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Nothing. Of course.
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As long as it is the finest!
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Of course, Your Excellency.
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The finest.
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The important thing is
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send me a food tester.
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They will seek to poison me.
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Of course, Your Excellency.
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I-I have one right here...
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Uh, Sergeant Schultz.
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He has great experience.
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Me, Herr Kommandant?
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No.
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The prisoners
will seek to poison me.
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Send me their senior officer
for my taster.
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Immediately,
Your Excellency.
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He's right here.
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Hogan, I hope you'll put in
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a few good words
about my efficiency,
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about my experience.
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Klink, I think for dinner
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we'll have pheasant under glass.
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Yeah. Pheasant under...
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Pheasant under...
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00:10:15,350 --> 00:10:18,061
Where am I going to find
pheasant under glass?
270
00:10:18,102 --> 00:10:19,979
A general would know
where to find it.
271
00:10:20,021 --> 00:10:21,814
A general.
272
00:10:21,814 --> 00:10:23,232
You're right, Hogan.
273
00:10:23,274 --> 00:10:24,984
Consider it done.
274
00:10:25,026 --> 00:10:25,985
Schultz.
275
00:10:31,491 --> 00:10:32,659
All right,
let's get him down below.
276
00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:34,160
We got 24 hours to
make him into something
277
00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:36,162
even his mother wouldn't
recognize. Change my features?!
278
00:10:36,162 --> 00:10:38,122
It's the only way we're
gonna get you out of Germany.
279
00:10:38,164 --> 00:10:39,165
Carter, you stay here.
280
00:10:39,207 --> 00:10:40,917
Don't let anybody
through that door but me.
281
00:10:40,959 --> 00:10:42,043
Am I expecting
visitors?
282
00:10:42,085 --> 00:10:43,836
Yeah, in about two minutes,
the Gestapo.
283
00:10:43,836 --> 00:10:45,421
They will find me. Don't
worry, you're being protected
284
00:10:45,463 --> 00:10:47,840
by the brave and loyal
Commandant Klink.
285
00:10:47,882 --> 00:10:48,966
Which means?
286
00:10:49,008 --> 00:10:51,678
Chum... you're in trouble.
287
00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:54,847
Klink, do you deny
that within the last 15 minutes,
288
00:10:54,847 --> 00:10:58,476
a man drove into Stalag 13,
was admitted by you,
289
00:10:58,518 --> 00:11:01,312
and was apparently
hidden by you?
290
00:11:01,354 --> 00:11:03,690
"Deny" seems
like such a harsh word.
291
00:11:03,690 --> 00:11:05,566
Let's just say, uh,
292
00:11:05,608 --> 00:11:08,069
I was ordered
not to comment on it.
293
00:11:08,111 --> 00:11:10,613
Then you are a party
to this conspiracy,
294
00:11:10,655 --> 00:11:13,866
and you may consider yourself
under arrest!
295
00:11:13,866 --> 00:11:15,201
Yes.
296
00:11:15,201 --> 00:11:18,663
Now, while I've
always been most anxious
297
00:11:18,705 --> 00:11:20,790
to cooperate with the Gestapo...
298
00:11:20,832 --> 00:11:23,835
And, believe me,
my record is clear on that...
299
00:11:23,876 --> 00:11:25,586
Yet, in this peculiar instance,
300
00:11:25,628 --> 00:11:26,963
I...
Oh, sorry Commandant.
301
00:11:27,004 --> 00:11:28,715
Am I interrupting?
I can come back.
302
00:11:28,756 --> 00:11:29,799
Who is this man?
303
00:11:29,841 --> 00:11:32,427
Hogan, come in,
come in, come in.
304
00:11:32,468 --> 00:11:34,929
Klink, I have
just arrested you!
305
00:11:34,971 --> 00:11:36,597
I know, Major Hochstetter,
I know,
306
00:11:36,639 --> 00:11:39,600
and, and I respect you
for doing your duty,
307
00:11:39,642 --> 00:11:41,811
but, uh, if I could
just have a moment
308
00:11:41,853 --> 00:11:43,396
with, uh, Colonel Hogan.
309
00:11:43,438 --> 00:11:45,481
What has a prisoner
to do with this?
310
00:11:45,523 --> 00:11:47,108
Is he a part of
the escape plot?
311
00:11:47,150 --> 00:11:49,110
No one ever escapes
from Stalag 13, Major.
312
00:11:49,152 --> 00:11:50,528
Right, Commandant?
Right, Hogan.
313
00:11:50,570 --> 00:11:52,488
And that includes
you, Klink.
314
00:11:52,530 --> 00:11:54,740
I will give you
30 seconds.
315
00:11:54,740 --> 00:11:56,325
Thank you, Major.
316
00:11:58,911 --> 00:12:00,455
Traffic ticket,
Commandant?
317
00:12:00,496 --> 00:12:04,000
Hogan, I must go,
and I must go now.
318
00:12:04,041 --> 00:12:05,126
It is the Führer?
319
00:12:05,168 --> 00:12:07,003
You heard his voice,
didn't you?
320
00:12:07,044 --> 00:12:10,047
Then if Hochstetter
and his men are here
321
00:12:10,089 --> 00:12:12,383
under the pretense of
arresting another man,
322
00:12:12,425 --> 00:12:14,719
a fictitious character
named Brauner,
323
00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:16,012
they are actually...
324
00:12:16,053 --> 00:12:17,430
Here to kill Hitler.
325
00:12:17,763 --> 00:12:18,931
Yes.
326
00:12:18,931 --> 00:12:20,558
What do you think
I should do, Hogan?
327
00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:22,185
You're not planning
on selling him out?
328
00:12:22,310 --> 00:12:24,312
Definitely not.
329
00:12:24,353 --> 00:12:25,396
On the other hand,
330
00:12:25,438 --> 00:12:26,606
my relations with
the Gestapo
331
00:12:26,606 --> 00:12:28,107
have always been
most proper, most...
332
00:12:28,149 --> 00:12:30,651
He just arrested you.
333
00:12:30,693 --> 00:12:32,862
Yes, I may have to
yield to superior force.
334
00:12:32,904 --> 00:12:34,780
Superior force?
He's got ten men.
335
00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:36,490
You just got
a battalion that arrived.
336
00:12:36,532 --> 00:12:37,783
Yes.
337
00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:39,327
What do you think
I should do, Hogan?
338
00:12:39,368 --> 00:12:40,369
Arrest him.
339
00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:41,746
Don't let him
out of here.
340
00:12:41,787 --> 00:12:43,372
Do it right now.
Yes, definitely.
341
00:12:45,625 --> 00:12:46,667
Major Hochstetter,
342
00:12:46,751 --> 00:12:48,711
now, while I deeply
343
00:12:48,753 --> 00:12:51,631
admire your sincerity...
Do it.
344
00:12:53,132 --> 00:12:55,134
I regret I, uh,
345
00:12:55,134 --> 00:12:57,845
cannot let you
have access to my guest.
346
00:12:57,887 --> 00:13:00,139
You are defying me?!
347
00:13:00,139 --> 00:13:02,141
"Defy" seems such a harsh term.
348
00:13:02,183 --> 00:13:03,309
I would prefer...
349
00:13:03,309 --> 00:13:04,977
I am notifying Berlin of this.
350
00:13:05,019 --> 00:13:07,563
They will have you
drawn and quartered.
351
00:13:07,605 --> 00:13:08,981
The Commandant is
not allowing you
352
00:13:08,981 --> 00:13:10,024
to leave Stalag 13.
353
00:13:10,066 --> 00:13:12,151
Who is this man?!
354
00:13:13,611 --> 00:13:15,363
You are presuming
to arrest me,
355
00:13:15,404 --> 00:13:16,822
an officer of the Gestapo?!
356
00:13:17,990 --> 00:13:20,284
Yes and no.
357
00:13:23,537 --> 00:13:27,166
Why didn't you
arrest him?
358
00:13:27,208 --> 00:13:30,211
He seemed like
such a nice fellow.
359
00:13:36,676 --> 00:13:37,843
Haven't got the beard
off yet, LeBeau?
360
00:13:37,843 --> 00:13:39,345
No.
361
00:13:39,345 --> 00:13:41,097
No!
362
00:13:41,138 --> 00:13:43,265
It is my best feature.
363
00:13:43,307 --> 00:13:44,934
You know, it'd
almost be a pleasure
364
00:13:44,976 --> 00:13:46,227
to hand you
over, Brauner.
365
00:13:46,268 --> 00:13:47,770
We couldn't work on you
last night,
366
00:13:47,812 --> 00:13:49,271
because we couldn't wake you up.
367
00:13:49,313 --> 00:13:51,107
Then you refused
to stay down in the tunnel,
368
00:13:51,148 --> 00:13:52,650
because you were afraid
of cave-ins.
369
00:13:52,692 --> 00:13:54,860
Now we've got just a few hours
to get you ready,
370
00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:56,570
and you want to hang on
to that muff.
371
00:13:56,612 --> 00:13:58,197
I have a weak chin.
372
00:13:58,197 --> 00:13:59,782
You're not gonna have a head!
373
00:13:59,824 --> 00:14:02,743
Take it off, LeBeau.
Oui, Colonel.
374
00:14:02,785 --> 00:14:04,161
Got all the
measurements, Newkirk?
375
00:14:04,203 --> 00:14:05,204
Yes, sir.
376
00:14:05,246 --> 00:14:06,372
Now, what's it gonna be,
377
00:14:06,372 --> 00:14:08,207
uh, civilian suit,
or a uniform, or what?
378
00:14:08,249 --> 00:14:09,375
How should I know?
379
00:14:09,375 --> 00:14:11,210
Let's see what we can
make his face look like.
380
00:14:11,210 --> 00:14:13,462
No plastic surgery!
381
00:14:14,755 --> 00:14:16,340
Morning, Colonel.
Heil Hitler!
382
00:14:16,382 --> 00:14:18,050
Seig heil! Seig heil!
383
00:14:18,092 --> 00:14:19,218
Just knock it
off, will you?
384
00:14:19,260 --> 00:14:21,095
Yeah, knock it off.
385
00:14:21,137 --> 00:14:23,097
What's up, Adolf?
386
00:14:23,139 --> 00:14:25,224
Well, we've been busy
down in the communications room.
387
00:14:25,266 --> 00:14:27,226
The Gestapo in Berlin
is really blistering Klink.
388
00:14:27,226 --> 00:14:28,728
Didn't get through
to him, did they?
389
00:14:28,769 --> 00:14:30,730
Well, so far we've been able
to intercept everything,
390
00:14:30,730 --> 00:14:32,398
but I don't know how long
we can keep it up.
391
00:14:32,398 --> 00:14:33,899
Kinch is down
on the phones now.
392
00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:35,818
You better get over
to Klink's quarters.
393
00:14:35,860 --> 00:14:37,778
It's time for His
Excellency's breakfast.
394
00:14:37,820 --> 00:14:39,739
Oh, one more
thing, Colonel.
395
00:14:39,780 --> 00:14:41,073
Tiger's outside.
396
00:14:41,115 --> 00:14:42,908
Why doesn't everybody come up?
397
00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:44,618
What do we build tunnels for?
398
00:14:46,871 --> 00:14:48,789
I'm sorry,
but I had to talk to you.
399
00:14:48,831 --> 00:14:50,583
This is mad;
it will never work.
400
00:14:50,624 --> 00:14:53,210
Probably not, but what
choice did I have?
401
00:14:53,252 --> 00:14:54,503
Klink will not hold up
402
00:14:54,545 --> 00:14:56,088
under the Gestapo pressure,
403
00:14:56,130 --> 00:14:58,507
and Hochstetter
will not wait.
404
00:14:58,549 --> 00:15:00,176
I'll have to go over
and jack him up
405
00:15:00,217 --> 00:15:01,177
or at least try to.
406
00:15:01,218 --> 00:15:02,261
Oh, and then you bring
407
00:15:02,303 --> 00:15:04,138
all the Gestapo in
Germany down on us.
408
00:15:04,180 --> 00:15:05,681
And then how will
you get him out?
409
00:15:05,723 --> 00:15:06,807
Disguised as what?
410
00:15:06,849 --> 00:15:09,143
I'm thinking,
I'm thinking.
411
00:15:09,185 --> 00:15:10,644
Schultz, what a
marvelous surprise!
412
00:15:10,686 --> 00:15:12,771
Colonel Hogan, I have
to take you to the quarters.
413
00:15:12,771 --> 00:15:15,316
Time for breakfast.
414
00:15:15,357 --> 00:15:18,402
Who is he?
415
00:15:18,444 --> 00:15:20,613
Who is he?!
416
00:15:20,654 --> 00:15:22,781
Sorry, Schultz,
can't tell you, top secret.
417
00:15:22,781 --> 00:15:25,326
Colonel Hogan,
I'm responsible
418
00:15:25,367 --> 00:15:28,370
for what is going
on in the barracks!
419
00:15:28,412 --> 00:15:30,289
I must know who
this man is!
420
00:15:36,295 --> 00:15:37,838
Puff up his cheeks a little bit,
421
00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:39,632
little putty on the nose.
422
00:15:39,632 --> 00:15:42,301
He's about the same build.
423
00:15:42,343 --> 00:15:43,969
What do you think?
424
00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:46,055
Who is she?!
425
00:15:46,096 --> 00:15:48,057
You got an extra uniform
we could borrow?
426
00:15:48,182 --> 00:15:49,350
Colonel Hogan,
427
00:15:49,391 --> 00:15:51,143
I must know what
you're doing!
428
00:15:51,185 --> 00:15:52,561
Schultz, if I tell you,
429
00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:54,188
you can either become
a tremendous hero... Or?
430
00:15:54,230 --> 00:15:55,105
Shot.
431
00:15:56,315 --> 00:15:58,234
I know nothing!
432
00:15:58,275 --> 00:16:00,527
Nothing!
433
00:16:03,489 --> 00:16:05,491
Do I understand you, Klink?
434
00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:06,992
You are not only defying me,
435
00:16:06,992 --> 00:16:09,203
you are defying Berlin?
436
00:16:09,245 --> 00:16:11,330
Certainly not,
Major Hochstetter,
437
00:16:11,372 --> 00:16:13,999
but I have received no word
from Berlin.
438
00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:15,876
Then you are not only a traitor,
439
00:16:15,918 --> 00:16:17,461
you are a liar!
440
00:16:18,671 --> 00:16:21,173
Sir, as a German officer,
441
00:16:21,173 --> 00:16:23,300
I should resent that.
442
00:16:23,342 --> 00:16:24,969
But I don't.
443
00:16:25,010 --> 00:16:27,054
I'm sure that,
through talking this out...
444
00:16:27,096 --> 00:16:28,097
No more talk!
445
00:16:28,138 --> 00:16:30,182
You will deliver Brauner to me
at once!
446
00:16:30,182 --> 00:16:32,351
Ah. Brauner.
447
00:16:32,351 --> 00:16:36,522
Now, if it really is Brauner
instead of...
448
00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:38,357
Well, then it's my duty
to hand him over
449
00:16:38,399 --> 00:16:40,192
for whatever disposition
is necessary,
450
00:16:40,234 --> 00:16:41,527
so you see, Major,
451
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:44,154
you and I are both
on the same side.
452
00:16:44,196 --> 00:16:45,447
Talk to you a minute,
Commandant?
453
00:16:45,489 --> 00:16:46,532
Absolutely not.
454
00:16:46,532 --> 00:16:48,283
But he wants to talk
to you, sir,
455
00:16:48,325 --> 00:16:49,284
says it's an order.
456
00:16:49,326 --> 00:16:50,452
He does?
457
00:16:50,494 --> 00:16:51,787
Major Hochstetter?
458
00:16:51,829 --> 00:16:53,038
There is no
time, Klink.
459
00:16:53,038 --> 00:16:54,832
Don't worry, Major.
460
00:16:54,873 --> 00:16:56,500
I've made up my mind,
461
00:16:56,542 --> 00:16:58,711
and whenever I make up my mind,
462
00:16:58,711 --> 00:17:00,504
I never change it.
463
00:17:03,215 --> 00:17:04,508
Almost never.
464
00:17:05,884 --> 00:17:09,096
Your Excellency,
I had no idea!
465
00:17:09,138 --> 00:17:11,557
A promotion?
466
00:17:11,557 --> 00:17:13,684
To Berlin?
467
00:17:13,726 --> 00:17:15,686
You still have no idea, Klink.
468
00:17:15,853 --> 00:17:16,979
Listen closely.
469
00:17:17,021 --> 00:17:19,481
In my inner circle,
I can trust no one.
470
00:17:19,523 --> 00:17:22,526
Himmler would double-
cross me like a shot,
471
00:17:22,568 --> 00:17:24,361
Goebbels' eyes are
too close together,
472
00:17:24,403 --> 00:17:26,488
and Gehring is too fat!
473
00:17:26,530 --> 00:17:29,241
Never trust a
fat man, Klink!
474
00:17:29,241 --> 00:17:30,409
Never, Your Excellency.
475
00:17:30,451 --> 00:17:33,078
Never trust a fat man.
476
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:35,372
And I am getting
tired of my burden.
477
00:17:35,414 --> 00:17:37,583
There is no gratitude.
478
00:17:37,583 --> 00:17:40,836
In a few weeks, I will
appoint a successor...
479
00:17:40,878 --> 00:17:44,006
The one man in the whole
miserable Third Reich
480
00:17:44,047 --> 00:17:46,800
who has proven
worthy of my trust!
481
00:17:46,842 --> 00:17:48,510
You, Klink!
482
00:17:56,602 --> 00:17:59,021
Your Excellency...
483
00:17:59,062 --> 00:18:03,233
I shall try to
be worthy of it.
484
00:18:03,275 --> 00:18:04,777
Heil Hitler.
485
00:18:12,451 --> 00:18:13,869
Hey, Klink, are you ready
486
00:18:13,911 --> 00:18:15,287
to hand him over to me?
487
00:18:15,329 --> 00:18:17,748
Major Hochstetter...
488
00:18:17,790 --> 00:18:21,293
there is a new order
coming, a new order,
489
00:18:21,293 --> 00:18:25,005
which will sweep
vermin like you
490
00:18:25,047 --> 00:18:28,675
into the delousing
station of history.
491
00:18:30,302 --> 00:18:31,887
You are under
arrest... Schultz.
492
00:18:34,264 --> 00:18:35,724
You're mad, Klink!
493
00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:37,267
Take him away.
494
00:18:49,363 --> 00:18:51,323
He bought it, Colonel?
You were great.
495
00:18:51,365 --> 00:18:53,158
I do a great impression
of Winston Churchill.
496
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,826
Someday we'll
need it desperately.
497
00:18:54,826 --> 00:18:55,911
We got to move.
498
00:18:55,953 --> 00:18:57,079
We can't stall
any more phone calls.
499
00:18:57,120 --> 00:18:58,330
They're gonna
get through to Klink now,
500
00:18:58,372 --> 00:18:59,581
and he won't know
what hit him.
501
00:18:59,623 --> 00:19:01,416
Well, what's the move,
Colonel? Get Brauner up here,
502
00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:03,001
and pray that by now
he looks like Schultz.
503
00:19:03,043 --> 00:19:04,169
Right.
504
00:19:04,169 --> 00:19:05,546
Carter, get a
uniform on Tiger.
505
00:19:05,587 --> 00:19:07,297
Have her over in front
of this building
506
00:19:07,339 --> 00:19:08,674
in a staff car
in ten minutes.
507
00:19:08,674 --> 00:19:10,926
Make her look like a
driver. Right, Colonel.
508
00:19:13,428 --> 00:19:14,763
You think it'll work?
509
00:19:14,805 --> 00:19:16,807
No, but I never do.
510
00:19:16,848 --> 00:19:19,393
Reichsführer Heinrich
Himmler in person.
511
00:19:19,434 --> 00:19:20,686
A-ha!
512
00:19:20,686 --> 00:19:22,354
He's got his ear
to the ground.
513
00:19:22,354 --> 00:19:23,939
He knows already,
Fräulein Hilda.
514
00:19:26,191 --> 00:19:27,401
My dear Himmler,
515
00:19:27,442 --> 00:19:28,902
how very nice of you
to check in.
516
00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:34,241
But, Herr Reichs Führer,
I was...
517
00:19:34,283 --> 00:19:37,452
Your Excellency,
the Führer himself told me...
518
00:19:39,663 --> 00:19:40,789
What?
519
00:19:40,831 --> 00:19:43,542
The Führer is in Berchestgarten?
520
00:19:43,542 --> 00:19:45,252
But how? Who?!
521
00:19:47,713 --> 00:19:51,049
"Where is Major Hochstetter?"
522
00:19:53,802 --> 00:19:55,721
Your Excellency,
just as a prank, I...
523
00:19:56,888 --> 00:19:58,265
I just put him into...
524
00:19:59,558 --> 00:20:02,269
Yes, Your Excellency,
it shall be done at once.
525
00:20:02,311 --> 00:20:03,270
Yes, sir.
526
00:20:03,478 --> 00:20:04,563
Yes, sir.
527
00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:07,065
Heil Hitler.
528
00:20:09,735 --> 00:20:12,237
When are we going to Berlin,
mein führer?
529
00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:14,072
Forget it!
530
00:20:16,450 --> 00:20:17,826
Major Hochstetter,
I can assure you
531
00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:19,453
there will come a time
when we will both
532
00:20:19,494 --> 00:20:20,662
look back on
this and laugh.
533
00:20:20,704 --> 00:20:22,581
Bah!
534
00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:27,044
Brauner, come out!
535
00:20:28,253 --> 00:20:30,047
You brought lunch?
536
00:20:31,381 --> 00:20:32,841
Who is this?
537
00:20:32,883 --> 00:20:33,925
What are you
doing here?
538
00:20:33,925 --> 00:20:34,926
Who are you?
539
00:20:34,926 --> 00:20:36,762
Schultz, what's
the matter with you?!
540
00:20:36,762 --> 00:20:38,430
He told me he
found the door open
541
00:20:38,430 --> 00:20:40,140
and no one in here,
so he came in.
542
00:20:40,182 --> 00:20:42,225
Brauner has escaped?
Right.
543
00:20:42,267 --> 00:20:43,935
Well, then why are
you sitting there?
544
00:20:43,935 --> 00:20:44,936
Go out and
sound the alarm.
545
00:20:44,978 --> 00:20:46,146
Staff car and
go look for him?
546
00:20:46,188 --> 00:20:47,606
Take a staff car
and go look for him.
547
00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:48,815
Yes, sir.
548
00:20:48,857 --> 00:20:50,525
Schnell!
549
00:20:50,567 --> 00:20:52,527
Oh, Major, such
men they send me.
550
00:20:52,569 --> 00:20:54,946
It's no wonder... Brauner
will get nowhere, Klink.
551
00:20:54,988 --> 00:20:57,365
My men have ringed this camp
with a band of steel.
552
00:20:57,407 --> 00:20:59,910
We have merely to sit and wait.
553
00:20:59,951 --> 00:21:00,869
Good idea.
554
00:21:01,119 --> 00:21:03,121
Not you!
555
00:21:19,805 --> 00:21:22,015
Sorry, Schultz, we had
to get your attention.
556
00:21:22,057 --> 00:21:23,099
Attention?
557
00:21:23,141 --> 00:21:24,309
Yeah, Klink
sent us after you.
558
00:21:24,309 --> 00:21:26,102
There's a bad riot
on the east side of camp.
559
00:21:26,144 --> 00:21:27,145
But small, small.
560
00:21:27,145 --> 00:21:28,271
And they are
not armed.
561
00:21:28,313 --> 00:21:30,148
Uh-huh.
562
00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:36,988
Would you believe if I tell you
563
00:21:37,030 --> 00:21:40,367
that I just saw myself?
564
00:21:40,408 --> 00:21:41,701
No.
565
00:21:41,743 --> 00:21:43,537
No.
566
00:21:43,578 --> 00:21:45,080
No.
567
00:21:48,124 --> 00:21:49,125
No.
568
00:21:54,506 --> 00:21:56,091
Herr Kommandant,
569
00:21:56,132 --> 00:21:58,552
the prison riot
on the east side of Stalag 13
570
00:21:58,593 --> 00:22:00,303
has been completely
571
00:22:00,345 --> 00:22:02,806
and finally crushed!
572
00:22:02,847 --> 00:22:05,058
Schultz, what are
you talking about?
573
00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:06,560
What prison riot?
574
00:22:06,601 --> 00:22:09,729
I sent you after
Brauner in a staff car.
575
00:22:09,771 --> 00:22:11,022
Brauner?
576
00:22:11,022 --> 00:22:12,524
Staff car?
577
00:22:12,524 --> 00:22:14,025
Who is Brauner?
578
00:22:14,359 --> 00:22:15,777
Schultz!
579
00:22:15,819 --> 00:22:16,820
I'm afraid, gentlemen,
580
00:22:16,861 --> 00:22:18,697
the master of disguise
has given you the slip.
581
00:22:18,697 --> 00:22:20,115
What are you talking about?
582
00:22:20,156 --> 00:22:21,199
Brauner.
583
00:22:21,241 --> 00:22:23,243
He very cleverly disguised
himself as Schultz
584
00:22:23,285 --> 00:22:24,411
and left in a staff car.
585
00:22:24,452 --> 00:22:26,371
That's why your men
didn't find him, Major.
586
00:22:26,371 --> 00:22:27,914
Impossible!
It could not happen.
587
00:22:27,956 --> 00:22:28,623
Oh...
588
00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:34,045
I did see myself.
589
00:22:34,087 --> 00:22:35,380
When?
Where?
590
00:22:35,380 --> 00:22:37,549
I was coming in,
591
00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:40,844
and he was going this way...
592
00:22:40,885 --> 00:22:42,512
Then why didn't
you stop him?
593
00:22:42,554 --> 00:22:45,932
I saw... I saw...
594
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:50,520
nothing!
595
00:22:50,562 --> 00:22:52,314
Nothing.
596
00:22:54,691 --> 00:22:57,610
I will have your head
for this.
597
00:22:57,652 --> 00:23:00,155
When Berlin finds out
what has happened...
598
00:23:00,196 --> 00:23:03,575
Better they didn't,
wouldn't it, Major?
599
00:23:03,575 --> 00:23:06,036
After all, you were
in charge of the case.
600
00:23:06,077 --> 00:23:08,038
Well, yes, but...
601
00:23:08,079 --> 00:23:09,914
But what can I say?
602
00:23:09,914 --> 00:23:11,249
Shot while escaping.
603
00:23:11,249 --> 00:23:12,584
I like it.
604
00:23:12,584 --> 00:23:14,085
I'm quite sure
if you don't press charges
605
00:23:14,127 --> 00:23:15,170
against the commandant here,
606
00:23:15,211 --> 00:23:16,338
he'll back you up all the way.
607
00:23:16,379 --> 00:23:18,340
Oh, my complete
cooperation.
608
00:23:18,381 --> 00:23:20,508
But what if Brauner
609
00:23:20,550 --> 00:23:22,344
turns up in England?
610
00:23:22,385 --> 00:23:24,054
Still a good line...
"Shot while escaping."
611
00:23:24,095 --> 00:23:26,931
Could apply to anyone...
You, Klink, anyone.
612
00:23:26,931 --> 00:23:28,016
That's true.
613
00:23:29,934 --> 00:23:32,729
Herr Kommandant,
what about the riot?
614
00:23:32,771 --> 00:23:34,773
Oh, shut up!
Shut up!
615
00:23:37,442 --> 00:23:38,568
What did I say?
616
00:23:43,948 --> 00:23:45,950
Now, Hogan,
I want to get the picture
617
00:23:45,950 --> 00:23:47,577
really clearly in my mind.
618
00:23:47,619 --> 00:23:49,120
Glad to help, sir.
619
00:23:49,162 --> 00:23:51,915
You were the only one
who saw Brauner
620
00:23:51,956 --> 00:23:53,833
before he disguised himself
as Schultz.
621
00:23:53,875 --> 00:23:55,627
Right on the
button, Commandant.
622
00:23:55,668 --> 00:23:57,796
Yes, but...
623
00:23:57,837 --> 00:24:00,131
but Schultz and the Führer
624
00:24:00,173 --> 00:24:02,550
are quite different
in appearance.
625
00:24:02,592 --> 00:24:05,053
Now, was Brauner really able
626
00:24:05,095 --> 00:24:08,098
to convince you
that he was Hitler?
627
00:24:08,139 --> 00:24:10,266
Well, let's put
it this way...
628
00:24:10,308 --> 00:24:12,977
He sure fooled me.
629
00:24:13,019 --> 00:24:14,604
Amazing.
630
00:24:14,646 --> 00:24:16,940
Absolutely amazing.
631
00:24:19,442 --> 00:24:20,860
And the Führer's voice,
632
00:24:20,902 --> 00:24:23,530
it was so real.
633
00:24:23,571 --> 00:24:24,823
And I could see myself.
634
00:24:24,864 --> 00:24:28,576
It was so real.
635
00:24:28,618 --> 00:24:30,829
You'd make a
great führer, sir.
636
00:24:30,829 --> 00:24:33,498
Oh, no, no.
You really would.
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