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Hold it!
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Hold it! Nobody move!
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Attention!
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Good morning, Commandant.
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How's tricks?
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"Tricks" is right.
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Somebody took a code
book from my office,
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and I want it
back at once.
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At once!
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At once!
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I don't blame you
for being upset,
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but why blame us
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if your new code book
is missing?
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Ha! How did you know
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it was a new code book?
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You wouldn't be so upset
if it was an old code book.
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Now, be honest, would you?
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I suppose not.
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Schultz, search the men!
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Jawohl, Herr
Kommandant. Wait a minute.
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I want to go on record
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as protesting this search,
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a violation
of the Geneva Convention.
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Your protest has been
duly noted and rejected.
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Go ahead, Schultz.
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I would also like to point out
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you interrupted me.
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I was just reading to the men
from this book,
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Mein Kampf,
by Adolph...
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Hitler.
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Oh, go on, Colonel Hogan.
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You stopped at the most
interesting part.
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Yeah.
Tell us what happens
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after he says he's gonna
conquer the world.
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Boy, I can't wait
to see how it ends.
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See how anxious they are?
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Would you care to read a couple
of chapters to them, sir?
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Some other time.
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Schultz,
I gave you an order.
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Search the men!
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Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
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Schultz, don't tickle. Shh!
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Wait a minute.
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That one over there,
he was in my office.
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Step forward.
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Oh, oh, no, sir,
please, please.
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That tickles.
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Never mind! Step back.
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Schultz, search them all.
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One of them has it.
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Jawohl.
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Ah, General Burkhalter, what a
pleasure to see you again, sir.
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Klink, I can get
out by myself.
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Of course you can, General.
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I never doubted that for one
minute, not for one minute, sir.
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And, oh, how is
your dear wife,
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the charming and
delightful Frau General?
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In the first place, my wife is
neither delightful or charming.
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In the second place,
this isn't a social visit,
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it's official.
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It's official.
Yes, sir, it is official.
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What are you doing?
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The code book.
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Isn't that the new code book,
Series G, Klink?
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Yes, sir, it is.
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Well!
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You know
the regulations.
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This code book is not supposed
to leave your office.
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It didn't, sir.
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No, what I mean is,
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I don't know how it
got into my hands.
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I'll talk to you
in your office.
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Yes, sir.
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Colonel Klink?
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Yes, what is it?
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Aren't you forgetting
the apology you owe us, sir?
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What apology?
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Uh, for saying
they stole it.
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I don't know
what apology!
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Nobody contradicts
Colonel Klink!
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Around here I'm
the supreme authority.
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Nobody tells me what to do.
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Klink!
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Yes, sir, General,
I'm coming.
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Kinch, have you reached
headquarters yet?
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No, not yet,
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but I should pick them up
any minute.
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When you do reach
headquarters
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tell them about
the new code book.
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Tell them we photographed it
and we'll start transmitting it.
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Carter?
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How long to develop that film?
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About an hour, Colonel.
I'll start on it right away.
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Oh, you know,
just to make sure,
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I took two pictures of every
page using a different exposure.
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You know,
because after all,
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with something
as important as...
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Oh, no.
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What's the matter,
Carter?
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Don't you
feel well?
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I may faint.
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Why, what happened?
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No film
in the camera?
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I forgot
to put it in.
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Boy, you can always depend
on me to foul things up.
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You'd be better off
without me.
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I-I'm no good.
I'm stupid.
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Why don't you
get rid of me?
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Because I can't spare
a good man like you.
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A good man? I ought
to be court-martialed.
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Don't tempt me.
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I've got headquarters,
Colonel.
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What should I tell them?
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Just what I told you,
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except there'll be
a slight delay
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in getting it to them.
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Right.
Colonel?
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How are we going to get
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another crack at that code book?
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Yeah, you can bet
that Klink will
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keep it in the safe
from now on.
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Edison once said
that genius was
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one-tenth inspiration,
nine-tenths perspiration.
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Well, that's great,
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if you're inventing
the electric light,
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but what's that got
to do with the code book?
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We'll supply
the inspiration,
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let Klink supply
the perspiration.
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Klink, we've had some
disturbing reports recently.
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Yes, Herr General.
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I understand that things have
not been going too well
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at the Russian front.
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But the Fuhrer will
think of something.
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He always does.
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I'm not talking about
the Russian front.
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I mean right here
in this camp.
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Here in my camp?
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It may not be your camp
much longer.
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General Burkhalter,
please, don't joke
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about a thing like that.
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I never joke.
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Our monitors have been
picking up
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Allied broadcasts,
originating from Germany.
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Oh, that's an outrage!
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Now those men should be caught
and put into a prison camp.
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We think they already are
in a prison camp... this one.
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Here?
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That is absurd and ridiculous.
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It is totally
and completely impossible.
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What?!
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I mean it isn't very likely.
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How could anyone run a radio
right under my nose?
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It would be
the most obvious place.
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Naturally, if such a radio
is found here in camp,
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operated by prisoners,
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it would be very
unpleasant for you.
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You mean they might take my
command away from me?
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I said unpleasant,
not inconvenient.
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Sergeant?
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What is that machine?
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An electronic marvel.
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A new signal-finding device
working on a single beam.
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Start it.
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It looks very efficient.
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But machines do make mistakes.
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Not this machine.
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It has been tested
under all conditions.
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It picks up all
electrical energy.
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Is it trying to tell us
something?
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It's not warmed up yet.
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Now it's trying
to tell us something.
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It's picking up
a signal.
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Someone is broadcasting.
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That's the front gate,
no radio there.
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Solitary confinement barracks,
well, there's nothing there.
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Colonel Hogan's barracks,
nothing.
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That's it!
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That's where
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the signal is
coming from.
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What's in that direction?
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Nothing, nothing at all,
Herr General.
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Just some barracks,
that's all.
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Excuse me, sir.
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Check it again.
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Schultz!
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Get over to Colonel Hogan
immediately
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and tell him to get rid
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of that radio transmitter
right away. If he has one.
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Jawohl, Herr Kommandant,
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to get rid of the radio
transmitter right away.
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But Herr Kommandant,
what if he hasn't got one?
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Oh, I know, I know.
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Tell him to get one
right away.
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Schultz, with
my bare hands...
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I'm going, Herr Kommandant,
I'm going.
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Boy, if I had just put film in
that camera. What a stupid...
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Why don't you escape?
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Hear, hear.
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Hi, Schultz.
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What's the matter,
Schultzie?
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Take it easy. Sit down.
Sit down. What's wrong?
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You all right?
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You've got a message.
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For me.
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You're in trouble.
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We're in trouble.
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What kind of trouble?
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Toothache.
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You're opening two safes.
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You don't want
to hear anymore.
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Colonel.
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Some kind of
directional beam.
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Radio!
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What radio?
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We haven't got a radio.
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Well, there's
nothing here.
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No use wasting
our time.
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Colonel Hogan, stand aside.
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That footlocker contains private
property.
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He's just protecting
his privacy, sir.
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For the last time, get away
from that footlocker.
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Okay, but under protest.
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Klink, open the footlocker.
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Yes, sir.
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Ah, you see, I told you so.
No radio, no radio.
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Care for a cup of coffee?
It's the real stuff.
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Perhaps a small cup.
It has been a long time since...
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Schultz!
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Now you know the rules
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about cooking in the barracks.
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There will be severe
punishment for this.
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Yes, sir, I don't stand
for any monkeyshines.
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Klink, will you shut up?
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Yes, sir, I certainly will.
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Oh, shut up. Yes, sir.
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I cannot understand it.
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I was sure it was a radio signal
we were picking up.
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It never failed before.
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Oh, sir, I wouldn't call
that a failure.
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It's a marvelous machine for
tracking down coffee pots.
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Phew, that was a close one.
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I thought they had us.
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They do have us.
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We don't have
the new code to send.
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Even if we did,
we wouldn't be able to send it
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with that signal beam
just waiting for us
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to start using the radio.
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Hey, what's
going on?
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They've got a
directional finder
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that spotted
our radio.
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We seem to have
a couple of sticky wickets.
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Let's take care of one
sticky wicket at a time.
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First wicket is how do we lay
our hands on that code?
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There's nothing to it.
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We just walk into old Klink's
office with a camera
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and we say, uh...
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"Look, here, Klink, old boy,
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"trot out that code book
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"so we can take some snapshots
of the ruddy thing.
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There's a good chap."
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What's the matter, Colonel?
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Newkirk, you just came up
with a great idea.
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Thanks a million.
264
00:11:50,427 --> 00:11:51,345
Carter, come with me.
265
00:11:51,387 --> 00:11:52,638
Let's look at your cameras.
266
00:11:52,638 --> 00:11:53,639
We need something special.
267
00:11:56,350 --> 00:11:57,309
LeBeau?
268
00:11:57,351 --> 00:11:58,477
What?
269
00:11:58,477 --> 00:12:00,312
What was that great
idea I just had?
270
00:12:00,312 --> 00:12:01,856
I don't know,
what did you say?
271
00:12:01,897 --> 00:12:03,482
I don't know,
I wasn't listening.
272
00:12:03,482 --> 00:12:05,234
Kinch, what did I say?
273
00:12:05,276 --> 00:12:07,653
"Look, here, Klink, old boy,
274
00:12:07,653 --> 00:12:09,280
"trot that code book
out of the safe
275
00:12:09,321 --> 00:12:10,739
"so we can take a few snapshots
276
00:12:10,781 --> 00:12:12,575
of the ruddy thing,
there's a good chap."
277
00:12:12,658 --> 00:12:14,451
Oh, well,
it's obvious, isn't it?
278
00:12:14,493 --> 00:12:15,703
What's obvious?
279
00:12:15,744 --> 00:12:17,413
Colonel Hogan,
he's around the bend.
280
00:12:17,454 --> 00:12:19,123
He's crackers.
281
00:12:27,464 --> 00:12:29,008
See what Klink's doing.
282
00:12:35,514 --> 00:12:37,641
It's all right, he's occupied.
283
00:12:38,934 --> 00:12:41,687
Nylons. Danke, Colonel.
284
00:12:41,687 --> 00:12:44,481
Get General Burkhalter on
the phone, official business.
285
00:12:44,523 --> 00:12:46,567
General Burkhalter,
please.
286
00:12:46,609 --> 00:12:47,693
It's an official call.
287
00:12:47,693 --> 00:12:48,944
What's the telephoto lens
set for?
288
00:12:48,986 --> 00:12:49,820
About six feet.
289
00:12:49,862 --> 00:12:50,613
Good.
290
00:12:54,116 --> 00:12:56,201
General Burkhalter?
291
00:12:56,201 --> 00:12:58,120
This is Ludwig Linkmeyer.
292
00:12:58,162 --> 00:13:00,372
Maybe you remember me?
293
00:13:00,372 --> 00:13:02,207
The sausage maker
in the village.
294
00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:05,252
A code book?
295
00:13:05,294 --> 00:13:07,880
No, I did not lose one.
296
00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:11,133
But I know the Dummkopf
who did lose it.
297
00:13:11,175 --> 00:13:13,010
Bring it to me right away.
298
00:13:13,052 --> 00:13:14,720
Ja, Heil Hitler.
299
00:13:14,762 --> 00:13:17,514
That should start
the wheels to rolling.
300
00:13:20,559 --> 00:13:22,269
Commandant Klink speaking.
301
00:13:22,311 --> 00:13:23,979
Oh, yes, General Burkhalter,
302
00:13:24,021 --> 00:13:26,023
it's always
a great pleasure to...
303
00:13:26,065 --> 00:13:27,274
Code book?
304
00:13:27,316 --> 00:13:28,776
Of course, sir.
305
00:13:28,859 --> 00:13:30,736
I never let it out of my office.
306
00:13:30,778 --> 00:13:32,321
No, sir,
I'm not contradicting you,
307
00:13:32,363 --> 00:13:34,406
it's in my safe.
308
00:13:34,406 --> 00:13:37,368
Yes, sir, I'll look,
but I can assure you that I...
309
00:13:37,409 --> 00:13:39,995
Yes, sir, right away.
310
00:13:51,256 --> 00:13:52,466
Yes, Herr General.
311
00:13:52,508 --> 00:13:55,928
I have it right here in my hand,
Code Book G.
312
00:13:55,928 --> 00:13:58,138
I think, sir...
313
00:13:58,180 --> 00:14:00,599
that someone
is playing a joke on you.
314
00:14:01,683 --> 00:14:03,310
No, sir, I'm not laughing.
315
00:14:03,352 --> 00:14:06,772
I'm just clearing my throat.
316
00:14:06,814 --> 00:14:08,315
Yes, sir.
317
00:14:08,357 --> 00:14:10,150
I'll have him arrested
right away.
318
00:14:10,192 --> 00:14:12,569
Oh? Yes.
319
00:14:12,611 --> 00:14:16,281
"Ludwig Linkmeyer...
320
00:14:16,281 --> 00:14:18,158
sausage maker."
321
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:19,660
Yes, sir.
322
00:14:19,701 --> 00:14:20,744
Heil Hitler.
323
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:26,125
Newkirk?
324
00:14:29,878 --> 00:14:31,505
Colonel Klink?!
325
00:14:31,547 --> 00:14:32,381
Colonel, where are you?
326
00:14:34,424 --> 00:14:35,467
What was that noise?
327
00:14:35,467 --> 00:14:37,469
One of the boys
dropped a flash bulb.
328
00:14:37,469 --> 00:14:38,804
Did it startle you?
329
00:14:38,804 --> 00:14:40,472
Of course not!
330
00:14:40,472 --> 00:14:42,933
I was just looking
for my pen.
331
00:14:42,975 --> 00:14:44,768
What are you doing here?
332
00:14:44,810 --> 00:14:46,186
What's that camera for?
333
00:14:46,228 --> 00:14:48,480
Colonel, I don't know
whether you're aware
334
00:14:48,522 --> 00:14:50,482
of how the men in this camp
feel about you.
335
00:14:50,524 --> 00:14:53,068
So what? I feel
the same way about them.
336
00:14:53,110 --> 00:14:54,319
They know that.
337
00:14:54,319 --> 00:14:56,321
That's why you're so popular
and respected.
338
00:14:56,321 --> 00:14:57,573
I am?
339
00:14:57,614 --> 00:14:58,657
And how.
340
00:14:58,699 --> 00:15:00,617
They know your job
isn't an easy one,
341
00:15:00,659 --> 00:15:03,161
and they-they admire your
fairness.
342
00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:07,249
Well, I... I always
try to do my best.
343
00:15:07,291 --> 00:15:12,504
You're right, Colonel Hogan,
this is not an easy job.
344
00:15:12,546 --> 00:15:16,091
Well, now, the men,
they like me, do they?
345
00:15:16,133 --> 00:15:17,801
They even have a pet
name for you, sir,
346
00:15:17,843 --> 00:15:18,969
just among themselves.
347
00:15:19,011 --> 00:15:20,304
Oh, they do? What is it?
348
00:15:20,345 --> 00:15:23,348
They call you Klink the Fink.
349
00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:25,809
Fink? What's that?
350
00:15:25,851 --> 00:15:30,689
It's short for "Firm, Impartial
Nazi Kommandant." Fink.
351
00:15:30,731 --> 00:15:32,858
Oh, that's very nice of them.
352
00:15:34,109 --> 00:15:36,361
Klink the Fink.
353
00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:38,614
Ooh, it has a nice sound to it.
354
00:15:38,655 --> 00:15:40,198
Wait until I tell them
about this
355
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:41,366
at the officers club.
356
00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:42,951
Yeah, yeah, well,
anyway, you see,
357
00:15:42,993 --> 00:15:45,078
the fellows would like some
pictures of you, you know.
358
00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:47,456
Oh? To hang in their lockers,
send home with their letters.
359
00:15:47,497 --> 00:15:48,874
Would you mind
posing for them?
360
00:15:48,874 --> 00:15:50,042
Oh, no, not at all.
361
00:15:50,042 --> 00:15:51,585
Oh, good.
How about this?
362
00:15:51,627 --> 00:15:53,211
Uh, uh...
363
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:55,547
no, the background's wrong,
background's wrong.
364
00:15:55,547 --> 00:15:57,007
Um...
365
00:15:57,049 --> 00:15:58,216
Yeah, that's more typical.
366
00:15:58,258 --> 00:15:59,593
Why don't you sit in the chair?
367
00:15:59,635 --> 00:16:01,136
That's a typical pose.
368
00:16:01,178 --> 00:16:03,180
That's-that's the way the men
would want to remember you...
369
00:16:03,221 --> 00:16:04,139
All right,
370
00:16:04,348 --> 00:16:05,390
all right.
371
00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:06,892
Yeah, that's good,
that's good.
372
00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:08,977
Let's do an action one,
signing something at the desk.
373
00:16:09,019 --> 00:16:10,270
- All right.
- Yeah.
374
00:16:10,312 --> 00:16:12,356
Klink the Fink.
375
00:16:12,397 --> 00:16:14,524
Now here's a good
character pose.
376
00:16:14,566 --> 00:16:16,401
Ah... more this way, sir.
Face this way.
377
00:16:16,401 --> 00:16:17,653
Yeah, with a hint
of a smile.
378
00:16:17,694 --> 00:16:19,905
Mona Lisa like.
379
00:16:19,946 --> 00:16:21,114
Ah, yeah, yeah,
that's good.
380
00:16:21,156 --> 00:16:22,240
How's that for you,
Carter?
381
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:24,701
That's perfect.
382
00:16:24,743 --> 00:16:27,537
Now a big smile, huh?
383
00:16:27,579 --> 00:16:28,747
Oh, come on, bigger.
384
00:16:28,789 --> 00:16:30,791
Say "cheese."
385
00:16:30,832 --> 00:16:32,167
Cheese?
386
00:16:32,209 --> 00:16:33,168
Forget it.
387
00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:36,922
Now one for the ladies.
Maybe a profile, huh?
388
00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:38,674
Uh-huh, uh-huh...
Oh! This way, this way.
389
00:16:38,715 --> 00:16:40,008
We want to get
your best side.
390
00:16:40,050 --> 00:16:41,885
Oh, yes.
All right now...
391
00:16:41,927 --> 00:16:43,637
How's it going, Carter?
Fine, Colonel.
392
00:16:43,678 --> 00:16:45,097
Have it for you
in a few seconds,
393
00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:46,431
all sharp and clear.
394
00:16:51,603 --> 00:16:53,271
Hey, it's getting pretty close.
395
00:16:53,271 --> 00:16:54,606
I hope our flyers
know we're here.
396
00:16:54,648 --> 00:16:56,441
It's the railroad outside
of camp they're after.
397
00:16:56,441 --> 00:16:58,193
Well, as long as they
know it's outside the camp.
398
00:16:58,235 --> 00:16:59,444
Yeah.
399
00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:02,030
Thanks, Carter.
400
00:17:04,950 --> 00:17:07,828
Hey, great work.
401
00:17:07,869 --> 00:17:08,954
Thanks.
402
00:17:08,954 --> 00:17:11,456
Now the problem is how
to get this to our people.
403
00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:13,291
Every time
I turn on this radio,
404
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,459
out comes that little guy
405
00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:16,002
with his directional
finder beeper.
406
00:17:18,255 --> 00:17:19,714
Phew! There's
another close one.
407
00:17:19,756 --> 00:17:21,800
It's a good thing
they're not aiming at us.
408
00:17:22,968 --> 00:17:26,555
Carter, how long would it
take you to make a bomb?
409
00:17:26,596 --> 00:17:27,973
Well, gee,
I don't know.
410
00:17:28,014 --> 00:17:29,891
I'd have to fix up
some kind of explosive.
411
00:17:29,933 --> 00:17:31,309
I don't mean a real bomb.
412
00:17:31,309 --> 00:17:33,478
I mean one that
looks like a bomb,
413
00:17:33,478 --> 00:17:34,729
ticks like a bomb,
414
00:17:34,771 --> 00:17:35,981
but doesn't go off
like a bomb.
415
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:37,899
What do you mean by
that, Colonel? Look...
416
00:17:37,941 --> 00:17:39,080
if your toe is aching
and somebody
417
00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:40,277
hits you on the
head with a hammer,
418
00:17:40,318 --> 00:17:41,820
you'd soon forget about
your toe, wouldn't you?
419
00:17:41,862 --> 00:17:42,779
Right.
420
00:17:42,821 --> 00:17:44,156
What's that got
to do with bombs?
421
00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:45,323
Don't you get it?
422
00:17:45,323 --> 00:17:47,909
We plant a phony bomb
in the prison yard.
423
00:17:47,951 --> 00:17:49,119
When they hear it ticking,
424
00:17:49,161 --> 00:17:50,620
they'll think
it's a real one.
425
00:17:50,662 --> 00:17:52,622
And they'll be so busy
with the fake,
426
00:17:52,664 --> 00:17:56,209
they won't have time to monitor
our radio broadcast, right?
427
00:17:56,251 --> 00:17:57,502
Right.
428
00:17:57,544 --> 00:17:59,171
It's a marvelous
idea, Newkirk.
429
00:17:59,171 --> 00:18:00,630
You've done it again.
430
00:18:04,509 --> 00:18:07,429
Hey, looks like a bomb,
doesn't it?
431
00:18:07,470 --> 00:18:08,805
It is a bomb.
432
00:18:08,847 --> 00:18:09,848
One of yours.
433
00:18:09,848 --> 00:18:10,891
Oh, come on, Colonel.
434
00:18:10,932 --> 00:18:12,642
I wouldn't leave
a bomb lying around.
435
00:18:12,684 --> 00:18:14,728
You know the rules
about littering.
436
00:18:14,769 --> 00:18:16,354
One of your planes
dropped it
437
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:17,981
in last night's raid.
438
00:18:18,023 --> 00:18:20,734
It's a new type.
439
00:18:20,775 --> 00:18:23,195
I never saw one
like it before.
440
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:25,322
It's a good thing it's
a dud, Herr General.
441
00:18:25,363 --> 00:18:26,531
A dud?
442
00:18:27,449 --> 00:18:29,284
It's alive!
443
00:18:29,326 --> 00:18:30,702
Do something!
444
00:18:30,702 --> 00:18:34,080
Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
445
00:18:37,959 --> 00:18:39,502
Do what?
446
00:18:39,544 --> 00:18:44,049
I think it calls for
a bomb disposal expert.
447
00:18:44,049 --> 00:18:46,259
It will take hours
to get a man here.
448
00:18:46,301 --> 00:18:48,595
Maybe it will stop
ticking by itself.
449
00:18:48,637 --> 00:18:51,932
Mm-hmm, and when it stops
ticking, brroom!
450
00:18:51,973 --> 00:18:53,725
Ah! Don't do that!
451
00:18:53,767 --> 00:18:55,602
Hogan, you've got
to disarm that bomb.
452
00:18:55,644 --> 00:18:56,686
Me, why me?
453
00:18:56,728 --> 00:18:58,313
It's your duty...
454
00:18:58,355 --> 00:18:59,648
to the Fuhrer
455
00:18:59,689 --> 00:19:01,733
and it's your duty
to the Third Reich.
456
00:19:01,733 --> 00:19:05,195
Hogan, I am not asking you;
I am ordering you to.
457
00:19:05,236 --> 00:19:06,237
No.
458
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:08,490
Klink, you're an idiot.
459
00:19:08,531 --> 00:19:10,617
Colonel Hogan, what do you want?
460
00:19:10,659 --> 00:19:11,868
Diffuse that bomb
461
00:19:11,910 --> 00:19:13,954
and you can have
anything you ask for.
462
00:19:13,995 --> 00:19:16,539
Well, let's see.
463
00:19:16,581 --> 00:19:18,124
A movie every week for the men?
464
00:19:18,166 --> 00:19:19,751
No!
465
00:19:19,793 --> 00:19:20,877
Agreed.
466
00:19:20,919 --> 00:19:22,087
Ice cream every Sunday.
467
00:19:22,087 --> 00:19:23,922
No! Agreed. Agreed.
468
00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:26,675
From now on, the men fall out
one hour later every morning.
469
00:19:26,716 --> 00:19:28,093
Agreed. Agreed. Agreed.
470
00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:29,594
You got yourself a deal.
471
00:19:31,429 --> 00:19:32,681
Where's Colonel Hogan?
472
00:19:32,722 --> 00:19:34,432
Schultz came and got him
a little while ago.
473
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:35,642
What's up?
474
00:19:35,684 --> 00:19:37,018
Part of the tunnel
collapsed.
475
00:19:37,060 --> 00:19:38,520
Carter's trapped
down there.
476
00:19:38,561 --> 00:19:41,106
He was just coming up
with the phony bomb.
477
00:19:41,106 --> 00:19:43,525
Carter's in the tunnel
with a bomb? Yeah.
478
00:19:43,566 --> 00:19:46,111
Well, what's that bomb
in the yard?
479
00:19:46,111 --> 00:19:47,404
Bomb?
480
00:19:51,449 --> 00:19:54,369
That's a real one.
481
00:19:54,411 --> 00:19:56,371
Come on, let's dig
Carter out.
482
00:19:56,413 --> 00:19:58,456
Schultz, help Colonel Hogan
with the bomb!
483
00:19:58,498 --> 00:19:59,791
Me?
Colonel Klink!
484
00:19:59,833 --> 00:20:01,793
I'm going to need
your help, too.
485
00:20:03,128 --> 00:20:04,754
Me?
486
00:20:04,796 --> 00:20:06,464
I don't know
anything about bombs.
487
00:20:06,464 --> 00:20:08,466
You'll never get
a better chance to learn.
488
00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:11,136
Help him, Klink,
that's an order.
489
00:20:13,221 --> 00:20:15,014
I wonder how this
thing is put together.
490
00:20:15,140 --> 00:20:16,266
Don't you know?
491
00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:20,812
Ah!
492
00:20:20,812 --> 00:20:23,064
Please, Colonel Hogan,
don't do that!
493
00:20:23,106 --> 00:20:25,108
It'd be a good idea
if we get everybody
494
00:20:25,150 --> 00:20:26,776
as far away from this bomb
as possible.
495
00:20:26,818 --> 00:20:27,777
That makes a lot of sense.
496
00:20:27,902 --> 00:20:30,405
Not you, Klink.
497
00:20:30,447 --> 00:20:31,990
Boy, I didn't know
it was that late.
498
00:20:31,990 --> 00:20:33,450
I have an appointment in town.
499
00:20:33,491 --> 00:20:34,409
Are you going, sir?
500
00:20:34,451 --> 00:20:35,994
You don't need me.
501
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:39,164
I think you three
can handle it very well.
502
00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:44,043
Sergeant!
503
00:20:44,085 --> 00:20:46,588
Colonel Klink,
I want you to know,
504
00:20:46,629 --> 00:20:48,006
no matter what happens,
505
00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:49,841
it's been
a privilege knowing you.
506
00:20:49,841 --> 00:20:51,384
In the time I've
been here in camp...
507
00:20:51,426 --> 00:20:52,677
Never mind that,
Hogan!
508
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:55,430
Just stop that bomb
from ticking.
509
00:20:59,851 --> 00:21:01,269
Screwdriver.
510
00:21:05,023 --> 00:21:06,274
Chisel.
511
00:21:12,488 --> 00:21:13,698
Pliers.
512
00:21:28,671 --> 00:21:32,050
Beautiful, beautiful.
513
00:21:32,050 --> 00:21:35,220
Carter Manufacturing Company
has outdone themselves.
514
00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:37,138
They make these bombs,
you know.
515
00:21:37,180 --> 00:21:38,890
Are you sure you know
what you're doing?
516
00:21:38,932 --> 00:21:39,891
No.
517
00:21:39,933 --> 00:21:40,975
You like to try it?
518
00:21:41,017 --> 00:21:44,479
Please, Herr Kommandant,
don't make him nervous.
519
00:21:50,944 --> 00:21:52,904
Here.
520
00:21:52,904 --> 00:21:54,405
Hold that, hold that.
521
00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:55,740
Now don't let the ends touch,
522
00:21:55,740 --> 00:21:57,992
otherwise you'll
short-circuit the bomb.
523
00:21:58,034 --> 00:21:59,410
And then boom!
524
00:21:59,410 --> 00:22:00,703
Dummkopf, don't touch me!
525
00:22:00,745 --> 00:22:02,330
Do you want me to explode?
526
00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:09,545
Colonel Hogan, can I
speak to you a minute?
527
00:22:09,712 --> 00:22:11,005
He's busy.
528
00:22:11,047 --> 00:22:13,257
Never too busy
to talk to my men.
529
00:22:13,299 --> 00:22:14,425
Here.
530
00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:15,259
Hold that.
531
00:22:16,803 --> 00:22:18,388
Hi, Kinch.
532
00:22:18,429 --> 00:22:20,473
We've got this bomb
here we're disarming.
533
00:22:20,515 --> 00:22:21,808
A real live one.
534
00:22:21,849 --> 00:22:23,393
That's exactly
what you've got.
535
00:22:23,434 --> 00:22:25,019
A real, live bomb.
536
00:22:25,061 --> 00:22:26,980
We had a cave-in,
and Carter's trapped
537
00:22:27,021 --> 00:22:29,524
in the tunnel
with the fake one.
538
00:22:29,565 --> 00:22:31,442
That's a real, live bomb?
539
00:22:31,442 --> 00:22:33,653
You mean I've been fooling
around with a live bomb?
540
00:22:33,695 --> 00:22:35,279
Let's get out of here.
No, wait.
541
00:22:35,279 --> 00:22:36,614
The only trouble is,
542
00:22:36,614 --> 00:22:38,408
the part of the tunnel
that Carter's in
543
00:22:38,449 --> 00:22:39,867
is right under this bomb.
544
00:22:39,909 --> 00:22:41,035
Well, get him
out of there.
545
00:22:41,077 --> 00:22:42,787
We've been digging,
but he won't leave,
546
00:22:42,787 --> 00:22:44,539
not until he finishes
sending the new code
547
00:22:44,580 --> 00:22:45,456
on the radio.
548
00:22:45,456 --> 00:22:47,250
Oh, boy.
549
00:22:49,085 --> 00:22:50,878
I'll tell you one thing,
550
00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:53,715
you've just taken all
the fun out of this job.
551
00:23:13,901 --> 00:23:15,194
Is that the fuse?
552
00:23:15,236 --> 00:23:16,529
Uh-huh.
553
00:23:19,991 --> 00:23:22,076
Thank you, Schultz.
554
00:23:22,118 --> 00:23:23,494
Wire cutters.
555
00:23:30,126 --> 00:23:31,169
What are you
waiting for?
556
00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:32,503
Cut the wire.
557
00:23:32,545 --> 00:23:35,715
That's the problem.
558
00:23:35,756 --> 00:23:39,135
One of these wires
disconnects the fuse.
559
00:23:39,177 --> 00:23:41,012
The other one fires the bomb.
560
00:23:42,763 --> 00:23:44,182
Which one would you cut,
Schultz?
561
00:23:44,223 --> 00:23:46,350
Don't ask me.
562
00:23:46,350 --> 00:23:48,352
This is a decision
for an officer.
563
00:23:50,396 --> 00:23:52,356
All right.
564
00:23:52,398 --> 00:23:53,733
Which wire, Colonel Klink?
565
00:23:56,194 --> 00:23:57,820
This one.
566
00:24:01,365 --> 00:24:03,534
You're sure?
567
00:24:03,534 --> 00:24:04,952
Yes.
568
00:24:27,225 --> 00:24:31,395
If you knew which wire it was,
why did you ask me?
569
00:24:31,437 --> 00:24:34,690
I wasn't sure
which was the right one.
570
00:24:34,732 --> 00:24:36,442
But I was certain
you'd pick the wrong one.
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