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Schultz, out
for a little stroll?
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Lovely evening
for it, isn't it?
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I am on guard duty.
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What a shame.
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I'm on guard duty,
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and I saw you get
out of the truck.
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No, no, I just
popped me head in
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to see where
the driver was.
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I wonder where
he got off to?
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Oh, something very
suspicious going on.
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I shall investigate.
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Why did you do that?
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Good luck.
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You'll need it.
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What are you saying?
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A-ha.
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You are trying to stop me
from opening the truck.
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Go ahead. Go ahead.
Go on.
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I'm far too clever.
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What will he do...
The guard?
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Think it over.
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That will take
some time.
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By then, Colonel
Hogan will take over.
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If I have to...
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Please.
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We are fighting
a nonviolent war.
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Schultz, if you want
to look inside the truck,
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you have my personal permission.
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Ha-ha. You can't
fool me, Newkirk.
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This is working
all the time.
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Hi, Schultz,
what's up?
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Colonel Hogan, I saw Newkirk
get out of the truck.
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I think.
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Now, when I threaten him
to look inside,
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he threatens
to let me go ahead.
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Very suspicious,
Schultz.
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Mmm, exactly.
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Newkirk, back
to the barracks.
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Right, sir.
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Should I not hold him?
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It's a prison camp.
Where's he going to go?
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It's the truck we
have to worry about.
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Uh-huh!
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The truck...
What should we do?
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Call out the guard.
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Call out the...
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Why?
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Why not?
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I don't know.
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If I call out
the guard,
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what will
I tell them?
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You'll think
of something, Schultz.
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Halt!
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Halt! Colonel Hogan!
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Colonel Hogan,
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I saw LeBeau
go into the doghouse!
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I think.
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We can rule out
the brain.
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W-w-w-w-what-what-what?!
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You know, they're doing
marvelous things
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with glasses now.
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You'll be able
to see like a hawk.
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I have perfect sight.
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Oh, good, good, good.
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They need sharpshooters
at the Russian front, Schultz.
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I could have been in doubt.
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Halt!
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Halt!
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Halt! Colonel Hogan!
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I saw a woman go in there!
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I'm not mistaken!
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It's all right.
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He's with me.
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She's right in there.
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I saw her.
I'm going in and...
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What should I do?
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You sure you saw her
go in, Schultz?
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I... saw... nothing.
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I saw... n-nothing!
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Ah. Your entrance had
everything but a brass band.
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And that was my fault?
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I didn't say it was.
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I just hope this trip
is necessary, that's all.
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Oh, definitely,
mon colonel.
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In my opinion,
of course, sir.
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Get up and look out,
will you, LeBeau?
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Why? Because
he agrees with me?
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Oh, I don't mind
going at all.
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No! Stay here.
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This is wonderful.
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Hammelburg is crawling
with hundreds of Gestapo.
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Our whole underground
is threatened,
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and you are angry.
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And who's responsible
for the Gestapo?
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Colonel Hogan, you are.
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Oh, boy!
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She's right, Colonel.
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LeBeau...
I'm going.
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Stay.
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All right, how did I do it?
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By your sabotage
activities.
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There have been more acts of
sabotage around Hammelburg
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committed by you
and your men
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than in any other
place in Germany.
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The Gestapo are here
to interrogate
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every person
in the town.
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What can they find out?
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The people of Hammelburg
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weren't involved
in any sabotage.
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No, but some of us
are very much in
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on the authorized
part of the operation,
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which is the
processing
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of escaped prisoners
out of Germany.
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And this
is what you have jeopardized
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by playing Boy Scout
and blowing up bridges.
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You could be right.
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Well, of course
I'm right. Ask him.
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I don't want to ask him.
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I respect your decision.
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I'll go.
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Forget it.
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Would you mind telling
me what you intend to do
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besides becoming angry?
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Eh, look, lady,
you caught me on a bad day.
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I just found out an hour ago
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the Wehrmacht's planning
to use this
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as a rest home for officers.
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So, we've all got problems.
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Well, how would they do that?
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Easy. Keep a few prisoners here
so they don't get bombed.
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The rest of us
go to other camps.
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What will you do?
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The colonel will think
of something.
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He's most resourceful.
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Sure. What am I taking on?
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Just the Gestapo
and the Wehrmacht.
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Then I will go back and tell
my people we are on our own.
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You'll stay here.
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I don't want you back there
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till the Gestapo gets through.
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I did not come here
as a refugee.
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I shall go tonight.
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Greta...
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You do not have
enough problems?
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Don't worry.
I'll think of something.
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You need any help?
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No.
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Just asking.
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Somebody from the Wehrmacht
in there?
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Ja, General
von Kattenhorn.
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Yeah, saw his car
outside.
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Anybody coming
from the Gestapo?
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Colonel Feldkamp
is due any moment.
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All right, good.
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When he comes,
show him in
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and go over to this window.
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Cross your fingers like this.
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Like this?
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Like that.
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That's Plan "X."
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Part of which includes a free
autographed photo of Turhan Bey.
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You are a love.
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I'll see you.
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The decision is made.
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Naturally,
General von Kattenhorn.
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A very wise decision.
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But if Berlin
would only consider my record
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for never having had an escape
from this camp...
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Hogan, what are you doing here?
Get out.
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Oh, certainly, sir.
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Excuse me, but...
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could this be General
von Kattenhorn, sir?
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Oh, I've studied your
battles for years, sir.
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Real textbook stuff.
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Who is this, Klink?
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Colonel Hogan,
senior POW officer.
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Later, Hogan.
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Just want to
make a protest
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for the record, sir.
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Your idea of
establishing
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a Wehrmacht rest camp
here for officers
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is strictly against
the Geneva Convention.
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But clever, sir, clever.
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Where did this man hear
about my plans, Klink?!
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Certainly not from me,
Herr General.
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How can they afford to
keep you on staff work, sir?
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I'm sure you do
a brilliant job,
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but at the front...
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Hogan...
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This'll give you a
chance in the field, sir.
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Great chance
for promotion.
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Say what you will
about those Russians,
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they sure create
the vacancies.
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Colonel Hogan,
will you get out of here,
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or shall I have you thrown out?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Was I intruding?
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I've said what I came
to say, Klink.
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You have your orders.
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But-but-but-but-but-but...
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Yes, Herr General.
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Colonel Feldkamp.
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Heil Hitler.
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Your meeting
is finished, General? Good.
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I have need of your
facilities, Klink, now.
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You, too?
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There is a wave
of sabotage
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in this area,
Klink... your area.
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Certainly, sir,
you don't suspect me? I...
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I do not suspect,
Klink... I know.
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It is the loyal German
citizens of Hammelburg.
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Really? Our own people?
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I shall interrogate
them one by one...
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Why are you
smiling, Klink?
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Until I get
confessions.
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I shall have need
of this stalag
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for my headquarters.
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Oh, what a shame.
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General von Kattenhorn
got here before you.
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Who is this man?
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He is correct.
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I am taking over
Stalag 13
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as a rest camp
for Wehrmacht officers.
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After I am through.
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The Gestapo has priority
from the Fuhrer in everything.
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Excuse me, Colonel.
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I don't know
whether you're aware
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you're talking to a general
that's a legend in his own time.
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Who is this man?!
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Gentlemen, gentlemen,
since there is a dispute,
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perhaps the best way
to settle this
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would be just to leave Stalag 13
as it is, huh?
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Nonsense!
Ridiculous!
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Ridiculous.
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I'm sure that the basic
affection and trust
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that exists between
the Wehrmacht and the Gestapo...
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What trust?
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Half our time is spent
ferreting out generals
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who are plotting
against the Fuhrer.
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"Ferreting" is a very good word
for you, Feldkamp.
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We are watching
you, General.
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Your dossier is
already bulging.
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Gentlemen, gentlemen...
Your kind exists
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only through sufferance.
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The real power of Germany
is the Wehrmacht.
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Treason!
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The power of Germany
is in the Fuhrer
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backed by a
loyal Gestapo!
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You're sure you don't need me?
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Gestapo chicken farmers!
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Without my armies, you would
still be in the beer halls!
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The Wehrmacht
thinks of nothing
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but rest camps and
plotting against the Fuhrer!
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Gentlemen,
gentlemen, gentlemen!
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Heil Hitler!
Heil Hitler!
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Bite your tongues.
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Come on.
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Achtung! General von Kattenhorn
is having a malaria attack!
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Inside!
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Malaria?
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Colonel Feldkamp
gave it to him. Raus!
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Show me these men!
"Malaria!"
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They were doctors?!
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No, Herr General,
they were Gestapo.
265
00:11:12,056 --> 00:11:15,268
Ah, so. Where?!
266
00:11:15,268 --> 00:11:17,020
They seem to be
gone, Herr General.
267
00:11:17,061 --> 00:11:18,271
Of course they are gone.
268
00:11:18,271 --> 00:11:19,355
They were never here!
269
00:11:19,397 --> 00:11:21,190
Again with the schnapps,
you two, ja?
270
00:11:21,232 --> 00:11:22,525
Bring me my car.
271
00:11:22,567 --> 00:11:23,610
Yes, Herr General.
272
00:11:23,610 --> 00:11:24,485
Right away, Herr General.
273
00:11:24,527 --> 00:11:26,613
So?
274
00:11:26,613 --> 00:11:28,948
So, it-it seems to be gone,
Herr General.
275
00:11:28,948 --> 00:11:30,241
What are you saying?!
276
00:11:30,283 --> 00:11:31,951
I believe
they drove off with it, sir.
277
00:11:31,993 --> 00:11:33,411
Who?!
The men from the Gestapo.
278
00:11:33,453 --> 00:11:35,371
But I'm sure Colonel
Feldkamp had a reason.
279
00:11:35,413 --> 00:11:36,706
Reason for what?
280
00:11:36,748 --> 00:11:38,374
For stealing my car,
Feldkamp!
281
00:11:38,416 --> 00:11:39,834
Now you have gone
too far!
282
00:11:39,876 --> 00:11:41,419
I have gone too far?!
283
00:11:41,461 --> 00:11:44,172
You have gone too
far in accusing me!
284
00:11:44,213 --> 00:11:45,423
In all fairness, sir,
285
00:11:45,465 --> 00:11:47,633
his men did use the
term "commandeer."
286
00:11:47,633 --> 00:11:50,470
If it is not returned to me
at once, Feldkamp,
287
00:11:50,511 --> 00:11:53,431
I will attack at the head
of troops and take it!
288
00:11:54,766 --> 00:11:56,351
Your first attack
of the war!
289
00:11:56,392 --> 00:11:57,852
Ha!
Gentlemen, gentlemen!
290
00:11:57,894 --> 00:11:59,812
Why not take my car,
Herr General?
291
00:11:59,854 --> 00:12:02,648
I am taking
your whole camp, Klink, now!
292
00:12:02,690 --> 00:12:04,400
After I am
through with it!
293
00:12:15,078 --> 00:12:19,499
How did this terrible situation
come about, Colonel Hogan?
294
00:12:19,540 --> 00:12:21,959
I haven't the
foggiest, sir.
295
00:12:26,422 --> 00:12:27,924
Mm-mm-mm-mmm!
296
00:12:34,722 --> 00:12:37,100
Colonel Hogan, you must tell me
297
00:12:37,141 --> 00:12:38,684
what is going to happen.
298
00:12:38,726 --> 00:12:40,603
Sorry, Schultz,
can't help you.
299
00:12:40,645 --> 00:12:43,106
I don't believe you.
300
00:12:43,147 --> 00:12:46,359
Somehow or other...
I don't know how...
301
00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:50,571
This is a matter
I do not want to inquire into.
302
00:12:50,613 --> 00:12:54,158
But, somehow, you always know.
303
00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:55,368
What's it to
you, Schultz?
304
00:12:55,451 --> 00:12:56,452
You're a soldier.
305
00:12:56,494 --> 00:12:57,787
If they close down Stalag 13,
306
00:12:57,829 --> 00:12:59,122
you sling your pack
over your shoulder
307
00:12:59,163 --> 00:13:01,207
and go fight Russians.
308
00:13:01,207 --> 00:13:02,708
Colonel Hogan,
309
00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:05,336
I'm a married man
with five children.
310
00:13:05,378 --> 00:13:08,631
I cannot afford
to fight anybody!
311
00:13:08,673 --> 00:13:09,882
What's your guess
312
00:13:09,882 --> 00:13:12,885
on what's going
to happen, Schultzy?
313
00:13:12,885 --> 00:13:15,930
Well, there is
on one hand
314
00:13:15,972 --> 00:13:17,265
General von Kattenhorn.
315
00:13:17,306 --> 00:13:18,307
He's a general.
316
00:13:18,349 --> 00:13:20,017
Therefore his opinions
317
00:13:20,059 --> 00:13:21,477
have a lot to be
said for them.
318
00:13:21,519 --> 00:13:22,728
On the other hand...
319
00:13:22,770 --> 00:13:24,689
Uh, there's Feldkamp,
and he's Gestapo.
320
00:13:24,730 --> 00:13:25,898
Mm-hmm.
321
00:13:25,940 --> 00:13:27,483
There is Feldkamp,
322
00:13:27,525 --> 00:13:29,151
and he is against
323
00:13:29,193 --> 00:13:32,989
closing any prison
camp for any reason.
324
00:13:33,030 --> 00:13:35,283
He says it is contrary
325
00:13:35,324 --> 00:13:37,201
to the German way
of life, therefore...
326
00:13:37,243 --> 00:13:38,744
Schultz.
327
00:13:38,744 --> 00:13:40,663
What's going on right now?
328
00:13:40,705 --> 00:13:42,707
Well, General
von Kattenhorn
329
00:13:42,748 --> 00:13:44,959
is in Commandant
Klink's office
330
00:13:45,001 --> 00:13:46,961
going ahead
with his plans.
331
00:13:47,003 --> 00:13:49,797
Colonel Feldkamp,
he is in Hammelburg,
332
00:13:49,839 --> 00:13:53,259
rounding up all
these loyal citizens.
333
00:13:53,301 --> 00:13:54,886
And just to
be thorough,
334
00:13:54,927 --> 00:13:57,597
he's rounding up
the whole town.
335
00:13:57,638 --> 00:13:59,265
He started his raids already?
336
00:13:59,307 --> 00:14:00,433
Yes, of course.
337
00:14:00,474 --> 00:14:01,601
All right,
we make our move now.
338
00:14:01,601 --> 00:14:02,602
Let's try radio contact.
339
00:14:02,643 --> 00:14:04,270
Right.
Go!
340
00:14:04,312 --> 00:14:05,438
Colonel Hogan!
341
00:14:05,479 --> 00:14:06,606
But you still haven't told me
342
00:14:06,606 --> 00:14:07,732
what's going to happen.
343
00:14:07,773 --> 00:14:08,482
Quiet, Schultz!
344
00:14:08,983 --> 00:14:10,985
I see nothing!
345
00:14:11,027 --> 00:14:14,030
Nothing!
346
00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:36,761
It's no use, Colonel.
347
00:14:36,802 --> 00:14:38,429
She's not answering.
348
00:14:38,471 --> 00:14:41,474
Means Feldkamp
and his boys have her.
349
00:14:41,474 --> 00:14:43,643
She will not talk,
Colonel, not Greta.
350
00:14:43,643 --> 00:14:45,144
You think we're gonna
sit around here
351
00:14:45,144 --> 00:14:46,145
while they work on her?
352
00:14:46,145 --> 00:14:47,647
Newkirk?
Yes, sir.
353
00:14:47,688 --> 00:14:49,148
Need Wehrmacht uniforms
for everybody.
354
00:14:49,190 --> 00:14:51,150
How much time do I
have, sir? Three minutes.
355
00:14:51,150 --> 00:14:52,985
I think I can just make it.
356
00:15:08,292 --> 00:15:11,504
You are all
most fortunate.
357
00:15:11,545 --> 00:15:14,173
In the entire town
of Hammelburg,
358
00:15:14,215 --> 00:15:17,301
we have selected you six
359
00:15:17,343 --> 00:15:19,845
for a course in loyalty
360
00:15:19,887 --> 00:15:22,181
to the Third Reich.
361
00:15:22,223 --> 00:15:24,141
For our first lesson,
362
00:15:24,183 --> 00:15:25,851
since you are
so lovely, my dear,
363
00:15:25,893 --> 00:15:30,648
why do we not
commence with you, huh?
364
00:15:30,689 --> 00:15:34,151
Tell me about the destruction
of the Hammelburg Bridge.
365
00:15:34,193 --> 00:15:35,694
Herr Colonel!
366
00:15:38,030 --> 00:15:40,366
We found this
in the attic.
367
00:15:40,366 --> 00:15:41,534
A-ha.
368
00:15:41,575 --> 00:15:45,287
A shortwave radio, huh?
369
00:15:45,329 --> 00:15:49,667
Perhaps this was up there
to amuse the pigeons, huh?
370
00:15:49,708 --> 00:15:50,543
I know nothing about it.
371
00:15:50,543 --> 00:15:52,586
Oh, I am sure.
372
00:15:52,628 --> 00:15:55,798
But we have ways
of increasing your knowledge.
373
00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:57,842
You have no idea
what you can learn
374
00:15:57,883 --> 00:16:00,219
in one of our intensive courses.
375
00:16:00,219 --> 00:16:01,512
Now...
376
00:16:01,554 --> 00:16:04,098
Everybody,
against the wall.
377
00:16:04,140 --> 00:16:05,641
And fast!
378
00:16:05,683 --> 00:16:07,059
What is the
meaning of this?!
379
00:16:07,101 --> 00:16:08,269
I'm sorry, you,
too, Colonel.
380
00:16:08,310 --> 00:16:09,812
General von
Kattenhorn's orders.
381
00:16:09,854 --> 00:16:10,980
His orders?!
382
00:16:11,021 --> 00:16:12,648
I should give orders
to have you all shot.
383
00:16:12,690 --> 00:16:15,276
You see how great
minds work alike.
384
00:16:15,317 --> 00:16:17,069
Those were the
general's orders.
385
00:16:17,111 --> 00:16:18,988
You would not dare!
386
00:16:19,029 --> 00:16:20,990
You would.
Move!
387
00:16:21,031 --> 00:16:22,283
Against the wall, fast!
388
00:16:22,324 --> 00:16:23,659
You shall not get
out of this town.
389
00:16:23,701 --> 00:16:25,077
My men are everywhere!
390
00:16:25,119 --> 00:16:26,912
Very good security.
391
00:16:26,954 --> 00:16:28,581
That's why
we're taking your car.
392
00:16:28,622 --> 00:16:30,875
But this is all a mistake.
393
00:16:30,916 --> 00:16:32,376
I did not take
the general's car.
394
00:16:32,418 --> 00:16:34,295
I had nothing to do with it.
395
00:16:34,336 --> 00:16:35,754
I believe you.
396
00:16:35,754 --> 00:16:36,714
You do?
397
00:16:36,755 --> 00:16:38,465
If you can't trust
a Gestapo officer,
398
00:16:38,507 --> 00:16:40,342
who could you trust?
399
00:16:40,384 --> 00:16:42,094
Exactly.
Yes!
400
00:16:42,136 --> 00:16:43,470
It's a shame
I have to shoot you.
401
00:16:43,512 --> 00:16:44,513
Turn around!
402
00:16:44,555 --> 00:16:45,848
Now!
403
00:16:45,890 --> 00:16:47,975
Look, we are all soldiers
of the Third Reich,
404
00:16:48,017 --> 00:16:50,102
working together for
a glorious victory.
405
00:16:50,144 --> 00:16:52,688
Why should we go around
shooting one another, huh?
406
00:16:52,730 --> 00:16:55,274
You wouldn't want me
to disobey my orders, would you?
407
00:16:55,274 --> 00:16:56,275
Certainly not!
408
00:16:56,317 --> 00:16:57,109
An order is an order.
409
00:16:58,444 --> 00:17:00,738
But, on the
other hand, uh...
410
00:17:00,779 --> 00:17:02,031
capable men
like yourselves
411
00:17:02,072 --> 00:17:03,949
are deserving of
much higher rank,
412
00:17:04,074 --> 00:17:05,576
which I would be
413
00:17:05,618 --> 00:17:06,952
happy to recommend,
414
00:17:06,952 --> 00:17:10,039
along with your transfer
to the Gestapo,
415
00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:12,917
where advancement
is most regular,
416
00:17:12,958 --> 00:17:16,128
along with certain
other opportunities,
417
00:17:16,170 --> 00:17:18,797
which come our way
from time to time
418
00:17:18,797 --> 00:17:20,549
in the course of
419
00:17:20,591 --> 00:17:22,259
loyal service to the Fuhrer,
420
00:17:22,301 --> 00:17:24,887
which, naturally,
is of paramount...
421
00:17:24,929 --> 00:17:27,306
I beg your pardon...
422
00:17:27,306 --> 00:17:28,682
Importance.
423
00:17:28,724 --> 00:17:30,309
And so it is
natural...
424
00:17:30,351 --> 00:17:33,062
Enough talk!
425
00:17:52,998 --> 00:17:53,957
After them,
Colonel?
426
00:17:53,999 --> 00:17:55,668
After them!
427
00:18:01,131 --> 00:18:03,634
As soon as I'm sure
it's not a trap.
428
00:18:06,512 --> 00:18:07,888
Hey, LeBeau,
I'll have a cup of that.
429
00:18:07,930 --> 00:18:09,765
Yeah, later on.
430
00:18:12,309 --> 00:18:15,020
All right, now,
this is your route.
431
00:18:15,020 --> 00:18:18,023
Follow this... oh.
432
00:18:18,023 --> 00:18:19,900
Big doings
upstairs, Colonel.
433
00:18:19,942 --> 00:18:22,194
Feldkamp has surrounded the camp
with an SS battalion
434
00:18:22,194 --> 00:18:23,904
to get his car back.
435
00:18:23,946 --> 00:18:25,614
Von Kattenhorn
just finished calling
436
00:18:25,656 --> 00:18:27,032
for an infantry regiment...
437
00:18:27,074 --> 00:18:28,742
to fight the SS.
438
00:18:28,784 --> 00:18:30,411
That's beautiful.
Beautiful!
439
00:18:30,452 --> 00:18:32,037
You mean they are going
to fight a battle
440
00:18:32,079 --> 00:18:33,831
among themselves?
I'd love it.
441
00:18:33,872 --> 00:18:36,250
Unfortunately,
some of us might get shot.
442
00:18:36,291 --> 00:18:37,418
Carter?
443
00:18:37,459 --> 00:18:38,794
Yeah, the car's all set,
Colonel.
444
00:18:38,836 --> 00:18:40,838
I really think
it's one of my best efforts.
445
00:18:40,879 --> 00:18:42,881
You're an artist,
an artist.
446
00:18:42,923 --> 00:18:44,758
I'd better get upstairs.
447
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:46,718
I'm sorry you're gonna
miss the fireworks.
448
00:18:46,718 --> 00:18:48,011
Be careful.
449
00:18:48,053 --> 00:18:50,139
Don't worry. It's one of our
more conservative efforts.
450
00:18:50,180 --> 00:18:51,890
The rest of you take care
of the processing, huh?
451
00:18:51,890 --> 00:18:54,268
Okay.
Right.
452
00:18:54,309 --> 00:18:55,436
How about that
coffee, LeBeau?
453
00:18:55,477 --> 00:18:56,854
Yeah, yeah, bring your cup.
454
00:18:56,895 --> 00:18:59,064
What do I care where
you have to get the troops?
455
00:18:59,064 --> 00:19:01,066
Pull them off the Russian front
if you have to!
456
00:19:01,066 --> 00:19:03,652
First things come first.
457
00:19:03,694 --> 00:19:04,903
Klink!
458
00:19:04,945 --> 00:19:07,656
You will put all your
guards under my command.
459
00:19:07,698 --> 00:19:10,701
We will bide time with lives.
460
00:19:10,742 --> 00:19:12,202
Uh, General von Kattenhorn,
461
00:19:12,244 --> 00:19:14,538
I rather thought that
I could be most useful
462
00:19:14,580 --> 00:19:16,582
in this little argument
as a neutral.
463
00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:17,583
Forget it.
464
00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:18,625
You.
465
00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:20,669
Ja-Ja-Jawohl,
Herr General.
466
00:19:20,711 --> 00:19:22,880
Are you typical
of all the guards around here?
467
00:19:22,921 --> 00:19:23,964
Herr General,
I would say
468
00:19:24,006 --> 00:19:27,050
a little bit, uh,
above average.
469
00:19:27,092 --> 00:19:30,888
Oh, no, I cannot surrender.
470
00:19:30,929 --> 00:19:32,097
Colonel Hogan here,
Commandant.
471
00:19:32,097 --> 00:19:33,640
Not now.
472
00:19:33,682 --> 00:19:35,309
Commandant, I've just made
the most surprising...
473
00:19:35,350 --> 00:19:36,852
I'm sorry.
Something going on?
474
00:19:36,894 --> 00:19:39,354
Hogan. What about
arming the prisoners, Klink?
475
00:19:39,396 --> 00:19:41,523
Sir, they have
no more fighting spirit.
476
00:19:41,565 --> 00:19:42,691
I have cowed them.
477
00:19:42,733 --> 00:19:44,276
Yes, yes, he's cowed us.
478
00:19:44,318 --> 00:19:45,485
We have no more guns.
479
00:19:45,527 --> 00:19:47,237
They can, perhaps, have mine?
480
00:19:48,363 --> 00:19:49,615
Call Berlin again!
481
00:19:49,615 --> 00:19:50,782
Jawohl, Herr General.
482
00:19:50,824 --> 00:19:53,744
Well, nobody wants to hear
about my surprising discovery?
483
00:19:53,785 --> 00:19:54,745
No!
No!
484
00:19:58,081 --> 00:20:01,501
General, Colonel Feldkamp
under a flag of truce.
485
00:20:01,543 --> 00:20:03,754
I would sacrifice
the lives of every man
486
00:20:03,795 --> 00:20:06,089
rather than to talk to him.
487
00:20:06,131 --> 00:20:07,966
Sir, I agree
with you completely,
488
00:20:07,966 --> 00:20:11,553
but, uh, couldn't you just
listen a little bit?
489
00:20:13,764 --> 00:20:15,307
Colonel Feldkamp,
General von Kattenhorn
490
00:20:15,307 --> 00:20:18,143
assures me that he
does not have your car.
491
00:20:18,143 --> 00:20:21,563
Then he has exactly
five minutes to find it,
492
00:20:21,605 --> 00:20:25,359
or I shall level this camp!
493
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,110
Ask him about
my car, Klink.
494
00:20:27,152 --> 00:20:28,612
Oh, yes.
495
00:20:28,654 --> 00:20:30,030
The general seems
to have some question
496
00:20:30,072 --> 00:20:32,491
about a supposed car.
497
00:20:32,491 --> 00:20:33,909
"Supposed car"?!
498
00:20:35,327 --> 00:20:37,871
Gentlemen, could you be talking
about two staff cars?
499
00:20:37,913 --> 00:20:39,665
'Cause I think
I know where they are.
500
00:20:39,665 --> 00:20:40,666
Where?!
Where?!
501
00:20:40,666 --> 00:20:41,667
Colonel Hogan,
couldn't you have
502
00:20:41,667 --> 00:20:42,668
said something
about that before?
503
00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:43,794
You said you didn't
want to hear.
504
00:20:43,835 --> 00:20:45,379
Where?! Where?! Where?! Where?!
505
00:20:47,464 --> 00:20:50,509
Over there in the
prisoner's recreation hall.
506
00:20:50,509 --> 00:20:52,970
Commandant Klink doesn't
let us use it very often.
507
00:20:53,011 --> 00:20:54,346
We discovered
them by accident.
508
00:20:54,346 --> 00:20:56,598
Carter, show them where
they are, huh? Oh, sure.
509
00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:57,849
Schmidt!
Daimler!
510
00:21:01,478 --> 00:21:03,522
Do you have
some explanation...
511
00:21:03,522 --> 00:21:05,190
Have we met before?
512
00:21:05,190 --> 00:21:06,316
Ever been in Milwaukee?
513
00:21:06,358 --> 00:21:08,235
Some explanation
for how these cars
514
00:21:08,276 --> 00:21:10,529
got into the prisoners'
recreation hall?
515
00:21:10,529 --> 00:21:12,572
No, but I'm sure
Commandant Klink does.
516
00:21:12,614 --> 00:21:14,700
He knows everything
that goes on around here.
517
00:21:14,741 --> 00:21:16,368
Encyclopedic knowledge.
518
00:21:16,368 --> 00:21:17,285
Well, Klink?
519
00:21:17,369 --> 00:21:18,704
Gentlemen, I-I...
520
00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:20,622
Sir, you don't think that...
521
00:21:20,664 --> 00:21:22,040
Colonel, I assure you that...
522
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:23,542
And I assure you, Klink,
523
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:27,254
that my investigation
of this matter
524
00:21:27,295 --> 00:21:31,633
shall be complete
and most rigorous.
525
00:21:31,675 --> 00:21:32,968
Of course, of course.
526
00:21:33,009 --> 00:21:35,178
I am looking forward to it.
527
00:21:35,220 --> 00:21:38,974
This includes the kidnapping
of my prisoners.
528
00:21:39,015 --> 00:21:40,225
General, if I find
529
00:21:40,225 --> 00:21:43,145
that you are plotting
with Klink in this...
530
00:21:43,186 --> 00:21:45,522
I believe that you have
been plotting with Klink.
531
00:21:45,564 --> 00:21:48,483
And the Wehrmacht will
crush the both of you like bugs.
532
00:21:48,525 --> 00:21:50,610
Gentlemen,
your cars are here.
533
00:21:50,652 --> 00:21:51,695
Your cars are here, gentlemen.
534
00:21:51,736 --> 00:21:52,779
Your cars are here.
535
00:21:54,865 --> 00:21:57,033
I shall be back, Klink.
536
00:21:57,075 --> 00:22:01,246
But you will save yourself pain
by having a confession ready.
537
00:22:08,753 --> 00:22:10,547
He does not
deceive me, Klink.
538
00:22:10,589 --> 00:22:11,673
He is in league with you.
539
00:22:11,715 --> 00:22:14,468
I shall return.
540
00:22:33,737 --> 00:22:35,238
Schultz.
541
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:37,157
Yesterday, I was
only worried
542
00:22:37,199 --> 00:22:39,075
about the Russian Front.
543
00:22:39,117 --> 00:22:42,621
Today, it looks
like paradise.
544
00:22:42,621 --> 00:22:45,081
Herr Kommandant,
it is not my place
545
00:22:45,123 --> 00:22:46,958
to say anything, but...
546
00:22:46,958 --> 00:22:48,501
Then don't.
547
00:22:48,543 --> 00:22:51,421
It was not a very good place
to hide the cars.
548
00:22:51,463 --> 00:22:52,839
I have to agree with Schultz.
549
00:22:52,881 --> 00:22:54,841
Hogan.
Ah, forget I said it.
550
00:22:54,883 --> 00:22:57,427
What am I going to do?
551
00:22:57,469 --> 00:22:58,678
Put your fingers in your ears.
552
00:22:58,970 --> 00:22:59,971
What?
553
00:23:04,267 --> 00:23:05,769
What was that?
554
00:23:05,810 --> 00:23:07,687
Sounded like a staff car
blow up.
555
00:23:07,729 --> 00:23:09,022
A staff car?
556
00:23:12,943 --> 00:23:15,987
Coincidence.
Another staff car.
557
00:23:15,987 --> 00:23:18,698
Hogan, you knew they
were going to blow up.
558
00:23:18,740 --> 00:23:19,908
Of course.
559
00:23:19,950 --> 00:23:23,078
Von Kattenhorn and Feldkamp
double-crossed each other.
560
00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:25,455
Did you expect me
to believe that?
561
00:23:25,497 --> 00:23:26,706
No, sir.
562
00:23:26,748 --> 00:23:29,084
But it's gonna look a lot neater
on your report to Berlin.
563
00:23:29,125 --> 00:23:31,878
Hmm.
564
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:33,213
Schultz.
565
00:23:33,254 --> 00:23:34,339
Schultz!
566
00:23:34,339 --> 00:23:37,342
I believe it, Herr Kommandant.
I believe it.
567
00:23:37,384 --> 00:23:39,511
If Berlin knew
one tenth
568
00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:41,096
of what I had
to put up with,
569
00:23:41,137 --> 00:23:42,889
just one tenth.
570
00:23:42,931 --> 00:23:44,891
Yep, rough war, sir.
571
00:23:44,933 --> 00:23:46,351
Rough war.
572
00:23:58,697 --> 00:23:59,698
Money.
573
00:23:59,739 --> 00:24:01,032
All right, check.
574
00:24:01,032 --> 00:24:02,075
Identity papers.
575
00:24:02,117 --> 00:24:03,326
Check.
576
00:24:03,368 --> 00:24:05,161
Informant papers.
Check. He's ready.
577
00:24:05,370 --> 00:24:06,371
Good.
578
00:24:12,335 --> 00:24:14,379
Large gophers.
579
00:24:14,379 --> 00:24:15,839
Good luck, sir.
580
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:17,048
Have a safe journey now.
581
00:24:17,090 --> 00:24:18,216
Where's Greta?
582
00:24:18,216 --> 00:24:19,718
Oh, she's still
being processed.
583
00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:20,802
And Colonel Hogan?
584
00:24:20,844 --> 00:24:21,928
Oh, he's in the office.
585
00:24:21,970 --> 00:24:23,722
I'll get him.
586
00:24:23,722 --> 00:24:24,764
LeBEAU:
Money.
587
00:24:24,806 --> 00:24:26,349
All right, check.
588
00:24:26,391 --> 00:24:27,475
LeBEAU:
Identity papers.
589
00:24:27,517 --> 00:24:28,560
Colonel, I...
590
00:24:28,601 --> 00:24:30,645
Terribly sorry.
591
00:24:30,687 --> 00:24:32,272
He's, uh...
592
00:24:32,313 --> 00:24:34,274
processing.
593
00:24:34,315 --> 00:24:36,735
Very thorough man, the colonel.
594
00:24:36,735 --> 00:24:38,695
Secret of his success.
595
00:24:38,820 --> 00:24:40,363
Without a doubt.
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