All language subtitles for Hogans Heroes S02E04 Operation Briefcase_iris2.eng

Sieben, acht, neun,
zehn, elf, zwölf...

dreizehn...

Schultz, why don't you
take off your shoes and socks?

You're running out
of fingers.

Mmm, don't confuse me.

Hey, Schultz,
why don't you

count our legs
and divide by two?

Quiet!

Colonel Hogan,
there's a prisoner missing.

Impossible.

Mm. Would I lie to you
about a thing like this?

Oh, you would lie to me,
but not the other way.

There he is!

Where have you been?

Nothing is more important
than roll call!

What kept you?

I was getting a message
from London on our secret radio.

Well, as long
as you have a good excuse.

Secret radio...

in a POW camp...

Impossible.

Now he tells me.

Jolly joker.

He really does have
a radio, Schultz.

And you are another one.

I did get a message
from London, Colonel.

Urgent?
Very.

They're gonna
airdrop a man

tonight at
2300 hours.

Code name Hercules.

What are the orders?

Pick him up and
bring him into camp.

He'll tell us
what to do.

Sounds like a big one.

You and Newkirk go out

through the emergency tunnel
tonight and get him.

Right. We'll
take care of it.

Achtung!

Report!

Herr Kommandant,

all present
and accounted for.

Good.

Now, men, I have

a very important
announcement to make.

Hey, they're gonna surrender.

Smart move!

Hey, the Krauts
are gonna surrender.

Who told you?

I just heard it.

Yay, the Krauts
are surrendering.

Colonel Hogan,
control your men.

Oh, I can't, sir.

The news of your
surrender is...

Who said anything
about a surrender?

You did, sir.
When?

Just now.
You used the word yourself.

Only to deny it.

Well, it had
to start somewhere.

Silence!

Okay, men,
the surrender's off!

What a shame.

Now, I've just had word

that General Stauffen
of the Führer's headquarters

will personally
inspect Stalag 13.

I expect every prisoner
in this camp

to clean up and look neat.

Can't do it.

Somebody stole me
mascara brush.

All right,
pipe down.

Undoubtedly the Führer has heard

of the excellent work
that I'm doing here,

and General Stauffen's visit

may result in a citation
for Stalag 13.

So we will all be
on our best behavior.

Anyone who does not measure up
will suffer dire consequences.

Are there any questions?

Would you like to reconsider
and surrender after all?

Who said that?

Schultz, get
that man's name

and put him on report.

Dismissed.

How's it look,
Colonel?

The dogs are outside the wire.

That's lovely,
that is.

Klink isn't taking any
chances on an escape

before the Kraut
general arrives.

All right,
down periscope.

LeBeau.
Yes.

Go out with
Newkirk and Kinch.

Keep the dogs busy
until they get away.

Right, Colonel.
Good luck.

So far so good.

Forget it.

Here's old
Donder and Blitzen.

All right. Easy now.

Quiet down. Sit.

Good boy. Good boy.

Problem is we
don't smell

the same way
the guards smell.

What did you
say to them?

I promised to
introduce them

to Lassie
after the war.

All right, you
can go now.

Good luck. Good luck.

Shh. Hey, shh.

Shh. Hey, hey.

Hey...

There they are.

Start the signal.

They got the plane!

Let's go.

Hercules?

Right.

You chaps Stalag 13?

We are.
Welcome to Kraut Land.

Easy.

He's wounded.

Yeah, it must have
been the flak

when they brought
the plane down.

Let's get this off.

Careful.

Loaded.

Explosives.

Can you walk, mate?

Negative. Sorry.

How is he?

He's badly
wounded, Colonel.

Got caught in a
burst of flak, sir.

The plane went down.

Carter, get a medic
on the double.

Put him in my office.
Take it easy.

Right.
Right.

Easy.
Yeah, I will.

We had to stop
and let him rest

on the way back, sir.

When he was
conscious, he talked.

Yeah. Before
he passed out,

he told us
this General Stauffen

is part of a gang
of German brass

that's getting ready
to assassinate Hitler.

The general got in touch
with the underground

and asked for a special
type of bomb, delayed action.

And this is it.

False bottom and sides.

And it's loaded with a new,
lightweight explosive.

The timer is in the latch,
right here.

When you use the bottom slot,
the timer is activated.

30 minutes later,

up she goes.

Stauffen has a duplicate
of this briefcase, huh?

Right.

Hercules mission
is to get this to us

so the bags can be switched
when the general gets here.

And Stauffen's using his
position on the Führer's staff

to arrange this inspection trip
so he can pick up the bomb.

That's about the
size of it, Colonel.

He was most likely dead
when you brought him in.

He tried to bring
him around, Colonel.

This lousy war.

It's a mug's game,
I'll tell you that.

A filthy, rotten
mug's game.

Nothing could have
saved him, Colonel.

Never had a chance.

Okay, Sergeant.

Wish I could
have done more.

Kinch, get in
touch with London.

Tell them
what happened.

Make sure they understand

that Hercules
completed his mission.

Right.

This plan better work.

It's already got an
expensive price tag on it.

Achtung!

Welcome to Stalag 13,

General Stauffen.

This is indeed
a great honor.

On behalf of my command
I wish to say at this...

Thank you, Colonel.

My aide,
Major Gunther.

Major, welcome
to Stalag 13.

This is indeed
a great honor

to be your host also.

At this time, I
wish to say...

That American officer...

Your opposite number?

The senior POW officer.

Now, if you wish
to step this way,

General, I
would like...

Major, I would like
to talk to that man.

At once, General.

General Stauffen's
compliments,

Colonel Hogan.

Colonel Robert Hogan.

Colonel.

United States
Army Air Force.

Colonel Hogan,
I mean.

Not you,
General Stauffen.

Very helpful bit
of information, Klink.

Perhaps you could arrange
for Colonel Hogan

to join us later
for a little talk.

I'm always curious
about the other side.

Yes, General.

Hogan, you're invited

to join General Stauffen
and his aide,

and you are hereby
ordered to do so.

Well, Colonel?

Only a man as strong
as Hercules

could turn down
such a gracious invitation.

Schultz. Come here.

Place your bets, gentlemen.

There's a big winner
each and every time.

Pick any number you like.

If you don't see one you love,
we'll make one up for you.

What's going on here?

Gambling?!

No, actually, it's
a prayer meeting,

and you're just
in time, Schultz.

Just in time, Schultz.

Just take a look at...

Aha! The lucky winner
is one... eins.

Pays three to...

Well... ooh, blimey,
you're on a streak.

Three to one.
There you are.

Tell your friends
where you got it.

Better luck next time. Newkirk.

He's a new customer.

Oh, well, then listen.

This is your chance
to send money home to friends,

help beat the wartime inflation.

So Churchill says
to King George,

"If I were you,
sir, I think

I'd put Canada in
your wife's name."

Very good, Colonel Hogan.

Gentlemen,

a speedy end
to the war.

Yeah.

Prosit.
Prosit.

Better luck next time.

Oh, you think there will
be a next time.

You started the last three,
why get off a losing streak?

That's very funny,
Colonel Hogan.

The general is not
amused, Colonel.

He is not amused.

I am not
amused either.

You will confine yourself

to noncontroversial
remarks, Colonel Hogan.

Oh, I struck a nerve.

The wheel of fortune turns

and round and
round she goes

and where she stops,
nobody knows.

I know where she stops...

At somebody
else's number.

It is... 12!

Number 12! I just wanted
to pick the number 12!

What are you doing?

Oh, hi.

Guten Abend.

What are you doing
outside your barracks?

Oh, I-I'm looking for Felix.

I-I guess he ran away.

What?

Felix.

My pet mouse.

Everybody knows Felix.

You know,
he-he's about this big.

Has a nice little smile.

Except when cats
are around, of course.

Get back in the barracks
or I will report you.

And leave Felix
out here alone?

There are dogs
roaming around,

and they double
as cats in wartime.

Into the barracks.

Are you married?

Yeah, why?

Got any children?

Two.

Then you know
how I feel.

Come on, be a pal.

Let me use your
flashlight for a minute.

Thanks.

Here, Felix.

Here, boy.

Here, fella.

Here, Felix.

Boy, isn't it just
like a mouse?

Here, Felix.

Felix, come here.

Ten! Lucky ten and it pays

three to one and who's on it?

I have number nine.

Just one number
away from the winner.

I should get
something for that.

Complaint department's
on the roof.

Take the elevator.

Never gamble!

You know, Schultz,
man cannot live by war alone.

Stop philosophizing
and give me a winner.

Your wish is my command.

Now, come on, you're all
going to get lucky.

Come on, spin away now,
everybody going.

You talk too much,
that's what.

And my little girl,
Johanna...

She's already
seven years old.

Really? That's nice.

I don't know
how old Felix is.

Come to think of it,

I don't even know
if Felix is a Felix.

Could be a Louise.

Could be a Mary.

It doesn't
really matter.

Except to him,
of course.

Watch it.

Ready?

It's a little warm
in here, isn't it?

You Americans
apparently have

no capacity
for brandy.

I'm a buttermilk man myself.

What's happening?

What... what happened?

Ah!

This is much better, sir.

Yes, indeed.

Any idea
what caused it?

General, we
hardly ever have

any electrical failure
here at Stalag 13.

That's right,
General.

And the commandant is on
top of every snafu instantly.

Like a vulture swooping
down on its prey.

Commendable.

He's dying to
investigate the cause

of the blackout
right now.

I am?

Yes, sir, I am.

Well, in that case,
go ahead.

General, General, you
are... you are my guest.

This gathering
is in your honor.

Don't
be bashful.

Of course not.

No, really, I-I...

I was just about
to excuse myself, sir.

You're excused.

Major,

perhaps you can be of
assistance to Colonel Klink.

Jawohl, Herr General.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you.

You are excused.

We made the switch
during the blackout.

You are very
resourceful, Colonel.

Yeah. This bottom latch
activates the timer.

Once it starts,
you've got exactly

30 minutes
to get away.

I understand.

30 minutes
is all I will need.

This little caper of
yours better come off.

We lost a man to give
you what you asked for.

Don't worry.

We are determined to destroy
this fool at any cost.

I know who
the fool is.

Who's "we"?

The greatest
military minds

Germany has
ever produced.

He dares call himself
Supreme Commander.

But we'll put him out of
business, I promise you.

It's the least you
can do, considering.

Considering what?

You're the same
bunch of guys

that put him
in business.

And, in consideration
to your devotion

to the aims
of the Third Reich,

your efficient
administration,

and because
there has never

been an escape
from Stalag 13,

I have the honor to represent
our beloved Führer

and award you
the Citation of Merit...

Second Class.

Rah! Rah! Rah!

Bravo.

Schultz, I really think
you're proud of him.

Proud?

Are you a doctor
or something?

The expression
on your face.

I lost 50 bucks
last night.

Thank you,
General Stauffen.

I want to thank you
for this great honor.

We here at Stalag 13

will try to be
worthy of it

and merit the Führer's
confidence in us.

I can assure you,
General Stauffen,

that no one will ever
escape from Stalag 13.

Now...

As I look about
the beautiful grounds

of our beloved
Stalag, I...

Thank you, Colonel Klink.

I am afraid
now I must be off.

Oh, I had hoped
that the general

would reconsider and
have lunch with us.

You know, our chef

makes a most wonderful
apple strudel.

No, no. The general
is expected

at a strategy meeting
with the Führer

and the High Command.
Ja, ja.

Of course, then the
general must go.

I understand. Yes.

Well, so glad
you could see it that way.

Yes, sir.

Thank you.

Schultz!

Luggage.

Luggage!

Hey, Colonel,
did you see that?

What happened?

Schultz...
He picked up the briefcase.

He activated the timer.
You sure?

No question
about it, Colonel.

One of those generals is missing

and doesn't even
know it yet.

Does Stauffen
know it happened?

No. I don't
think he saw it.

That means we've got
slightly less than 30 minutes.

What do we do?

Carter, LeBeau,
get lost. Disappear.

Where?

Get over
to the motor pool.

Wait for me there, and
keep out of sight. Right.

I'll take that one myself.

Jawohl,
Herr General.

Well, Hogan,
another great day at Stalag 13.

Sir, I have some
bad news for you.

Two of my men are missing...
Obviously an escape.

Well, on a day
like this, we can...

What?

They slipped out
during the formation.

Nasty of them to take
advantage that way.

Hogan, this is a catastrophe!

Schultz, didn't you count?

Herr... Herr Kommandant,

they were all present
before the ceremony.

You fool. You should have
counted during the ceremony.

Herr Kommandant,
but I... I... I...

Shut up!

Hogan, it's not like you

to report escaped prisoners.

I realize that, sir,

But, after all,
this is your big day.

They would never take away
your medal, would they?

Take away my citation?

Just because a couple
of prisoners escaped?

If only General
Stauffen hadn't said

there's never been an
escape from Stalag 13.

What can
be done about it?

Roadblocks.

Clever.

Schultz, see to it

that guards are notified
at all checkpoints.

I want roadblocks

in a radius of
20 miles at once!

Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.

And have
my car ready.

I will see
to it personally

that everything
is in order.

Wrong.

If the commandant

of the toughest POW camp
in all of Germany

is see flying
around the roads,

word is going to get back
to Berlin, and fast.

You're right, Hogan.

I'll send Schultz.

And, with your permission,
I'll go along.

Why?
To protect my men.

Schultz is a little
trigger-happy at times.

Me?

Only under
tension.

You have my word.

I won't try to escape.

All right, Hogan.

Permission granted.

Thank you, sir.

All right, look.

We've got exactly 18 minutes

before that briefcase
blows up.

Can we make it?
An outside chance

if the general hasn't gotten
past the roadblock. Get in.

What are
we doing?

Questions.
Always questions.

What's the idea?

You're escaping, remember?
Lie down.

Colonel Hogan,
are you ready to...?

What are you doing?

Just checking the
spare tire, Schultz.

We've got two
of them. Let's go.

This is General Stauffen
of the Führer's staff.

I'm sorry, Herr Major,
I have my orders.

Orders from whom?

Colonel Klink,
Kommandant of Stalag 13.

I thought
I was rid of that fool.

General Stauffen, I thought

you were on your way
to Berchtesgaden.

I was.

This idiot says he has
some orders to stop all cars.

Herr General, there was
an escape from Stalag 13.

Two of the prisoners
walked out

on those beautiful ceremonies.

I was tempted myself.

You have carried
out your orders.

Now I order you
to allow us to proceed.

I cannot,
Herr Major.

If I were you, I'd let him
search the car, Major.

What? Search
a general's car?

It's unheard of.

Fantastic!

Terrible!

What is Klink
thinking about?

I'm awfully sorry,
Herr General.

But, you know,
Kommandant Klink is...

But he knows that...

Okay, let's go.

Look, you've got
exactly four minutes

before this whole section
of Germany goes up in smoke.

Get up into the woods.
Come around by the barrier.

Get going.
Right.

Herr General,
I know nothing! Nothing!

If you do not allow us
to proceed at once,

I will have
you arrested!

You tell him, Major.

I will be late for
my appointment with the Führer.

Can't have that,
can we?

Herr General, a terrible
thing has happened.

Hey, Schultz!

LeBEAU:
Over here, Schultz!

You know, in Stalag 13...

You know,
in Stalag 13...

there has never
been an escape.

And Kommandant Klink
is always very...

Come on!
We give up, Schultz!

There they are!

The prisoners!
Arrest them!

Nothing to it.

15 seconds to spare.

Don't shoot.
We're not armed!

We're not armed! We
give up... don't shoot us.

Who is shooting?

Come on! Come!

All right, all right,
into the truck!

All right, all right.

We were almost
in Switzerland.

Jolly jokers!

Everything is clear,
General.

I think we may proceed.

Very well.

Hogan,

you saved my life,
and our cause.

How can I thank you?

When you see Hitler,

make sure the meeting
goes over with a bang.

30 days in the cooler,
and that's final!

Aw, come on, Commandant,
be reasonable.

But they tried
to escape.

And I got them back for you.

You owe me something for that.

30 days I owe you.

What do you want?
You got your medal.

Now you're a big man.

Now?

Bigger that you were.

He is a big man, isn't he?

Oh, yes, sir,
very big.

Yes, sir.
You're the biggest.

All right.

I will reduce the punishment
to ten days.

Without Recreation Hall
privileges.

Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.

If you try
once more to...

Herr Kommandant,
excuse me, please.

A dispatch from Berlin.

Ooh, a hot one.

Donnerwetter!

An attempt to kill the Führer!

A time bomb!

Terrible!
Who would do a thing like that?

I don't know!

Well, I don't know.

Carter, do you know who would
do a think like that?

No, I don't.

LeBeau, do you know who
would do a thing like that?

No. Who would do
a thing like that?

I have no idea.

Who would
do a thing...?

Oh, I asked
you already.

Once more around,
we'll quit. Carter...

Dismissed!

Jawohl!