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MAMA-JI: Ifrit, Grimnir needs
you at the Corn Palace.
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Ask for Old Iktomi.
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- To what end?
- Gungnir.
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You're getting Fire-eyes and the fairy
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to fetch your fucking spear for ya?
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SALIM: I didn't picture
the Corn Palace like this.
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In my head, it was a lot
more yellow. Like corn.
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MAN: Roadside attractions
are all about the green.
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This is an instrument of death.
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That, my very old friend, is not
your motherfucking concern.
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My spear?
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MR. WEDNESDAY: Okay, gentlemen,
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the King of the Dwarves awaits us!
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Alviss, son of Vindalf.
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MR. WEDNESDAY: The wondrous Gungnir.
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The runes require attention, Alfather.
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And rune carving is Dvalin's domain.
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[THUD]
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Have you seen that little bastard lately?
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[THEME MUSIC]
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[DRUM ROLL]
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[BACKGROUND CHATTER]
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[JAZZ MUSIC]
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- [APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]
- [ENTRANCE MUSIC]
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♪ I have a secret recipe ♪
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[APPLAUSE]
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♪ Concocted with much skill ♪
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♪ And once you've tried my special dish ♪
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♪ You'll never get your fill ♪
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♪ Take... ♪
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♪ Ten terrific girls
but only nine costumes ♪
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♪ You're cooking up something grand ♪
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♪ Mix in some amber light
and elegant scenery ♪
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♪ Stir in a fine jazz band ♪
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♪ And add some funny men ♪
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♪ And pepper with laughter ♪
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♪ It's tart and tasty I know ♪
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♪ Then serve it piping hot ♪
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♪ And what have you got? ♪
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♪ A burlesque show ♪
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WOMEN: ♪ Take ten terrific
girls but only nine costumes ♪
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♪ And you're cooking up something grand ♪
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MR. WEDNESDAY: Good evening! Welcome
to the Regius Theater one and all.
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Tonight, for your viewing pleasure,
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you know him, you love him,
God of Hammers,
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scourge of Ragnarok! Donar the Great!
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[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]
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She sings, she dances,
but don't be fooled, guys,
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she can shoot the balls
off a flea at 50 yards.
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Miss Columbia!
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- [CHEERING, APPLAUSE]
- [GUNSHOTS]
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MR. WEDNESDAY: So, listen,
stick around, sample it all.
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There's something here for everyone
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on the illuminated runway of joy!
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♪ A burlesque show ♪
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[HOLDING THE NOTE] ♪ Aaaa... ♪
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♪ Serve it piping hot
and what have you got? ♪
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♪ A burlesque ♪
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♪ A Grimnir burlesque show ♪
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[APPLAUSE, CHEERING]
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[CHUCKLING]
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You and your date
look gorgeous tonight, huh?
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[CHUCKLING]
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MAN: Swell show, fella!
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Oh. Thank you so much.
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MAN: Mr. Grimnir!
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[BACKGROUND CHATTER]
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MR. WEDNESDAY: Bottle of our finest
bubbly for Table number 3 over there.
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On the house.
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[SOFT JAZZ MUSIC]
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Fill 'er up.
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[JAZZ CONTINUES]
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Hey.
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- Hey!
- [MUSIC STOPS]
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There she is.
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You sleep okay?
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Hardly the Odin sleep, but...
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it'll do for the task ahead.
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Mm. Thought you might've been dead.
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Playing dead convincingly
is an underrated skill.
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Would you get my guitar
out of the trunk, partner?
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[SIGHING]
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This day turns to shit...
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I'm outta here.
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Would you lower your bark, Mr. Moon?
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This is a respectable neighborhood.
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I thought we were looking for dwarves.
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We are. Someone built a mall
over their center of power
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so they do what they have to
to get by. In this case, retail.
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[SOFT MUSIC]
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MR. WEDNESDAY: This used to be Gomorrah.
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Hordes of teeny-boppers,
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their insatiable desire for retail urges
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stoked by every swipe
of their Daddy's credit card.
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And now? Oh!
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Dies irm, dies illa,
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Solvet saeclum in favilla,
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Teste David cum Sibylla. Huh?
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To dead malls everywhere:
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may you rot in the detritus
of your own cupidity!
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Lower your bark, Wednesday.
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It's a respectable neighborhood.
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MR. WEDNESDAY: Sometimes
you remind me of my son.
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Your son?
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Yeah.
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Come on. Let's go find Sindri and Dvalin.
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The war begins
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and nobody sees it.
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The storm lowers
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and nobody knows it.
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A truck driver, in Denver,
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killed by a rubber-gripped
claw-headed hammer
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in his home.
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A community of nine anchorites
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dead from carbon monoxide poisoning.
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A lobster tank smashed in
an Atlanta seafood restaurant.
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Single attacks may light the spark.
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But...
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[TECHNO MUSIC] ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
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[MUSIC INTENSIFIES]
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S'up?
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MR. WORLD: Victory...
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...requires a power
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of breadth and scope.
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Your worshippers harness their power.
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Oh, yeah, totally.
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I can up my game.
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Check this out.
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[SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
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[TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING, BUBBLES POPPING]
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[CHEERING, LIGHT JAZZ MUSIC]
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ANANSI: Double up on that
nipple tape, Ecdysiasts.
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Nobody coming here to see your areolas.
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It's Donar's moose knocker that
brings all the boys to the yard.
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[CHUCKLING]
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Whose shoes are these?
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Whose fucking shoes are these?
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I don't work for you crackers!
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I'm not the hired help around this bitch!
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Somebody is goin' to break
their skinny stripper neck
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on account of those motherfucking shoes!
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[SIGHING]
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Got my pressure up.
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[CLEARING THROAT]
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My queen? The nature
of our arrangement is such
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that I get 20 percent of your worship.
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I should be smiling with
a hard-on but, alas,
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I am not.
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Get yo' face out the mirror.
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Get your ass on the stage!
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I'm gonna count to seven
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and I'm startin' at four!
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[APPLAUSE IN THE DISTANCE]
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[SOFT MUSIC]
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Here, let me.
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[MAN CHUCKLING]
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Do not arouse me, Columbia.
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If my sword were to get aloft on stage...
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We'll get raided again,
the club will close down,
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we can go to California, land
of opportunity! [GIGGLING]
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I know you desire to leave
Chicago, but I need more time.
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I can't abandon Grimnir,
not now. He needs me.
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What he needs is a pony for
his dog-and-pony show,
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and that's you, mister.
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We do the same tired song
and dance night after night,
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feeding off of cheap applause
of drunken punters.
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But out west, we'd be free.
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Come on, Donnie.
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Don't you wanna get out of
this two-bit peeler palace?
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Who knows if I'd even survive
in California?
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The frontier isn't exactly
rife with Hessians and Vikings
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to pay my tribute.
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You're ridin' with
Manifest Destiny, baby.
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I am the West.
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I won't let anything happen to you.
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I have a contract with Grimnir.
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So do you.
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It's been 10 years, Donar.
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It's time to move on.
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Together.
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[APPLAUSE IN THE DISTANCE]
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[LIVELY JAZZ MUSIC]
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MR. WEDNESDAY: Good evening, young sir.
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Well, if it isn't the top banana.
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Ladies, make this gentleman
comfortable. Go on.
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Snuggle up!
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Grimnir's the name. Al Grimnir.
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Owner of this fine establishment.
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Fine?
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Listen, pops, I've seen fine and this...
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[LAUGHING] ...ain't it.
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Oh, you're a man of discriminating taste?
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Well, girls, you're just gonna
have to convince him otherwise.
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This is Isamba
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and her enchanting sister, Gfjun,
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two of our most gifted showgirls.
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[PURRING] I dunno, George.
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It's Al.
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Well, Al,
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your bubbly's flat,
your cherries are stale,
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and your girls...
are cheaper than your suit.
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Oh!
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[LAUGHING]
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I was just leaving.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no. You
can't leave, not just yet.
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You're gonna miss our best act.
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No, besides, you might know us
by our other name.
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We are the Ancient Ones.
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You know, the ones that paved the way
so you kids could do your thing.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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That's for you.
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[RINGING]
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[INDISTINCT DIALOGUE ON THE PHONE]
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Yeah...
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Great. Mm-hmm.
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I am.
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Look, it's as good as done. No need...
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[INDISTINCT DIALOGUE ON THE PHONE]
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- Yeah, I won't. Ciao.
- [HANGS UP]
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You're still here.
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You know, you guys, you've got
your fingers on the pulse
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but what happens when people
find a new way to communicate,
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huh, and this thing becomes obsolete.
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No way, gramps.
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Ma Bell is here to stay.
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Oh, I admire your confidence.
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But when, and I mean "when",
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a new shiny thing comes along
and these wires
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and dials and Bakelite all hit the skids,
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you are gonna need some
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real power on your side.
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[SOFT EXPLOSION ON STAGE,
CROWD EXCLAIMING AND CHEERING]
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Time to go to work.
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MR. WEDNESDAY: Ladies and gentlemen!
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Joey Alameda and the Hot Box Seven!
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The band, huh? Come on, guys, take a bow.
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The band. Okay, that's enough.
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We wouldn't want to get them too
excited, they'll want more money.
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Now, our next performer, oh, he's
sharp as a tack, strong as an ox,
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and a big hit not just with the
ladies in our audience, I hear, huh?
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- [LAUGHTER]
- So!
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Putting the scandal in Scandinavia
since time immemorial,
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let's give a big hand for my boy!
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Donar the Great!
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[BURLESQUE MUSIC]
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[MELODY OF WAGNER'S RIDE OF
THE VALKYRIES PLAYING]
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[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]
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[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]
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Excuse me, sir, are you the manager?
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Why, you wanna buy a club? [CHUCKLING]
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No. My colleagues and I would
like to have a word with you
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about your strongman.
254
00:18:33,730 --> 00:18:36,816
Oh, well, tell me, wh-why do
you wear the flanged thwarts?
255
00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:37,861
Sorry?
256
00:18:38,755 --> 00:18:40,471
The angle cross of fylfot.
257
00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:42,560
The rune on Gunnvaldr's stone.
258
00:18:42,584 --> 00:18:44,345
Oh, my armband?
259
00:18:44,369 --> 00:18:46,564
It's the symbol of our organization.
260
00:18:46,588 --> 00:18:48,632
The Friends of New Germany.
261
00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:51,260
Oh, right.
262
00:18:52,594 --> 00:18:54,747
I wasn't aware she'd landed
on our shores.
263
00:18:54,771 --> 00:18:56,357
[CHUCKLING]
264
00:18:56,381 --> 00:18:59,309
The name's Manfred.
May I buy you a drink?
265
00:19:00,611 --> 00:19:01,742
Yeah.
266
00:19:02,954 --> 00:19:03,955
Why not?
267
00:19:11,613 --> 00:19:14,741
I'm sorry, Alfather,
but you're wasting your time.
268
00:19:15,590 --> 00:19:18,074
I ought to throttle Alviss
for sending you here.
269
00:19:18,098 --> 00:19:21,687
He knows Dvalin isn't capable
of what you ask.
270
00:19:21,711 --> 00:19:24,211
I never expected to hear such defeat
271
00:19:24,235 --> 00:19:26,211
in the voice of the one they call...
272
00:19:26,977 --> 00:19:28,606
...Spark-Sprayer.
273
00:19:28,630 --> 00:19:31,305
I fear my giant of a brother
274
00:19:31,329 --> 00:19:35,265
has sent you here
to humiliate me, my lord.
275
00:19:35,289 --> 00:19:39,443
What was been broken can
and must be repaired,
276
00:19:39,467 --> 00:19:43,020
my dwarfish friend,
for the sake of the future.
277
00:19:44,734 --> 00:19:47,998
What say you, Son of Ymir?
Wanna etch my runes?
278
00:19:48,673 --> 00:19:51,528
Alviss didn't tell you everything, I see.
279
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:53,980
MR. WEDNESDAY: What's wrong with him?
280
00:19:54,004 --> 00:19:55,242
SINDRI: Same damn thing
281
00:19:55,266 --> 00:19:57,242
that's wrong with the rest of our kind:
282
00:19:58,225 --> 00:20:00,900
he's meeting his fate sooner than most.
283
00:20:00,924 --> 00:20:02,989
He's working now. Why doesn't
he just etch the spear?
284
00:20:03,013 --> 00:20:05,876
Oh, Sindri, this is my associate, Shadow.
285
00:20:07,321 --> 00:20:08,754
Shadow, you say?
286
00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:15,886
I'm afraid it's not that simple, my lord.
287
00:20:16,614 --> 00:20:19,990
The strength to etch runes
of war would require
288
00:20:20,015 --> 00:20:22,267
an artifact of great power.
289
00:20:22,641 --> 00:20:24,895
Oh, how great?
290
00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:39,409
Turn it over.
291
00:20:48,449 --> 00:20:51,148
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
292
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:56,774
Fucking dwarves.
293
00:20:58,546 --> 00:21:00,176
All this for a leather jacket?
294
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:03,179
Lou Reed's leather jacket!
295
00:21:03,203 --> 00:21:05,894
It's the most powerful item
in the whole mall.
296
00:21:06,730 --> 00:21:07,861
Great.
297
00:21:10,428 --> 00:21:12,536
Look, just buy the jacket,
298
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:14,451
get Chatty back there to etch the spear,
299
00:21:14,475 --> 00:21:16,323
and we're back in Cairo
in time for dinner.
300
00:21:16,347 --> 00:21:19,908
I'm not spending one cent of my
hard-earned money on fucking dwarves.
301
00:21:21,352 --> 00:21:22,703
What do you wanna do?
302
00:21:31,181 --> 00:21:32,138
No.
303
00:21:34,619 --> 00:21:35,707
Take good care of that.
304
00:21:36,697 --> 00:21:38,176
We shall return.
305
00:21:41,459 --> 00:21:45,091
Maybe y'all shouldn't dance.
Maybe y'all should just pose.
306
00:21:45,115 --> 00:21:46,986
- I got it. Whoa!
- Donar.
307
00:21:47,011 --> 00:21:49,306
These gentlemen are from
the Friends of New Germany
308
00:21:49,331 --> 00:21:50,748
with a proposition for you,
309
00:21:50,772 --> 00:21:53,664
which I thoroughly endorse.
Manfred, this is Donar.
310
00:21:53,688 --> 00:21:54,970
It's a pleasure to meet you, Donar.
311
00:21:54,994 --> 00:21:57,146
We really enjoyed your act.
312
00:21:57,170 --> 00:21:58,822
I shall listen to your proposition.
313
00:22:00,043 --> 00:22:02,412
Well, we wanna sponsor an American
314
00:22:02,436 --> 00:22:05,067
for the World Weightlifting
Championship in Chicago this year
315
00:22:05,091 --> 00:22:07,156
and when we saw you
out there on that stage,
316
00:22:07,180 --> 00:22:09,332
we knew you were our guy.
317
00:22:09,356 --> 00:22:12,161
You see, we're an organization
with American values.
318
00:22:12,185 --> 00:22:13,989
And we see those values in you.
319
00:22:14,013 --> 00:22:16,644
Strength, confidence, good breeding.
320
00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:18,211
Donnie... what's your last name?
321
00:22:18,235 --> 00:22:19,212
I don't have one.
322
00:22:19,236 --> 00:22:20,822
- Odinson.
- Finnish?
323
00:22:20,846 --> 00:22:23,738
No, no, no, no, no.
You carry on, Manfred, carry on.
324
00:22:23,762 --> 00:22:25,871
Well, sign on with us,
we'll take care of everything.
325
00:22:25,895 --> 00:22:28,018
All you have to do is show up
and bring the muscle.
326
00:22:28,253 --> 00:22:29,281
MANFRED: Interested?
327
00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:30,701
MR. WEDNESDAY: Of course he's interested.
328
00:22:30,725 --> 00:22:32,289
MANFRED: Great. So, we're gonna feed you
329
00:22:32,314 --> 00:22:33,400
and we're gonna put you up and give you
330
00:22:33,424 --> 00:22:34,416
a little shave and a haircut.
331
00:22:34,441 --> 00:22:36,973
All you have to do is just
lift the heavy things.
332
00:22:40,474 --> 00:22:43,450
I accept your proposition,
Fiend of Germany.
333
00:22:43,869 --> 00:22:45,716
- Friend of Germany.
- [LAUGHS]
334
00:22:45,740 --> 00:22:48,413
- Friend.
- That's my boy!
335
00:22:48,961 --> 00:22:50,504
Wonderful.
336
00:22:50,528 --> 00:22:52,898
Oh, well, be at this address
tomorrow at 1:00
337
00:22:52,922 --> 00:22:54,377
and we'll get started.
338
00:22:54,401 --> 00:22:57,964
Oh, we'll be there with bells on.
339
00:23:00,799 --> 00:23:02,777
Oh ho! Hot dog!
340
00:23:02,801 --> 00:23:04,910
Donar Odinson.
Do you know what this means?
341
00:23:04,934 --> 00:23:06,389
They want me to be their champion.
342
00:23:06,413 --> 00:23:08,024
Oh, no. It's much more than that.
343
00:23:08,807 --> 00:23:10,567
Oh, this is... this is a resurrection!
344
00:23:10,591 --> 00:23:13,570
Those jackbooted idiots will
elevate you to your former glory!
345
00:23:13,594 --> 00:23:15,355
What do you think, my dear, huh?
346
00:23:15,379 --> 00:23:17,009
Can't you see my son,
347
00:23:17,033 --> 00:23:19,099
towering over the Windy City
with his hammer?
348
00:23:19,738 --> 00:23:23,841
Oh, lesser Gods and New Gods
could only dream of such glory,
349
00:23:23,865 --> 00:23:25,800
such godly magnificence.
350
00:23:25,824 --> 00:23:28,435
You are gonna elevate
our entire pantheon.
351
00:23:30,002 --> 00:23:32,040
Why were they wearing
the flanged thwarts?
352
00:23:33,179 --> 00:23:34,809
They were Nazis, weren't they?
353
00:23:34,833 --> 00:23:37,464
They're sheep in search of a shepherd.
354
00:23:37,488 --> 00:23:40,491
Like he is a God
in search of worshippers.
355
00:23:41,405 --> 00:23:43,093
Make me proud, my son.
356
00:23:45,278 --> 00:23:46,888
[CHUCKLING] Oh, oh, oh, yes.
357
00:23:47,541 --> 00:23:50,058
[SIGHING] American Nazis.
358
00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:53,728
Well, you heard Grimnir.
It's a resurrection.
359
00:23:54,809 --> 00:23:56,273
But they frighten me, Donnie.
360
00:23:59,466 --> 00:24:02,339
They're only men.
They're nothing to be afraid of.
361
00:24:02,948 --> 00:24:05,057
I shall win the Championships,
362
00:24:05,081 --> 00:24:07,929
and all across the country
they'll be chanting my name.
363
00:24:07,953 --> 00:24:10,042
Even as far away as California.
364
00:24:11,087 --> 00:24:12,697
California.
365
00:24:13,997 --> 00:24:18,175
I will win. And when I do,
we can go wherever we want.
366
00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:24,056
Donnie, do ya mean it?
Do ya really mean it?
367
00:24:28,017 --> 00:24:29,366
I guess you do mean it.
368
00:24:31,933 --> 00:24:33,674
Now, scram. I gotta get dressed.
369
00:24:34,936 --> 00:24:36,566
[CHEERING]
370
00:24:36,590 --> 00:24:40,396
[BIG BAND MUSIC]
371
00:24:40,420 --> 00:24:44,531
♪ Wildcat Kelly looking mighty pale ♪
372
00:24:44,555 --> 00:24:47,384
♪ Standing by the sheriff's side ♪
373
00:24:48,565 --> 00:24:52,539
♪ And when that sheriff said,
"I'm sending you to jail" ♪
374
00:24:52,563 --> 00:24:55,368
♪ Wildcat raised his head and cried ♪
375
00:24:55,392 --> 00:25:00,329
♪ "Oh, give me land, lots of
land under starry skies above ♪
376
00:25:00,353 --> 00:25:03,226
♪ Don't fence me in ♪
377
00:25:04,966 --> 00:25:08,816
♪ Let me ride through the
wide-open country that I love ♪
378
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,364
♪ Don't fence me in ♪
379
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:16,780
♪ Let me be by myself
in the evening breeze ♪
380
00:25:16,804 --> 00:25:21,133
♪ Listen to the murmurs
of the cottonwood trees ♪
381
00:25:21,157 --> 00:25:24,962
♪ Send me off forever
but I ask you please ♪
382
00:25:24,986 --> 00:25:27,704
♪ Don't fence me in ♪
383
00:25:27,728 --> 00:25:29,837
♪ Just turn me loose ♪
384
00:25:29,861 --> 00:25:34,518
♪ Let me straddle my own saddle
underneath the western skies ♪
385
00:25:35,997 --> 00:25:40,195
♪ On my cayuse
let me wander over yonder ♪
386
00:25:40,219 --> 00:25:43,851
♪ 'Til I see the mountains rise ♪
387
00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:49,770
♪ I want to ride to the ridge
where the west commences ♪
388
00:25:49,794 --> 00:25:53,817
♪ Gaze at the moon
until I lose my senses ♪
389
00:25:53,841 --> 00:25:57,865
♪ Can't look at hobbles
and I can't stand fences ♪
390
00:25:57,889 --> 00:26:00,259
♪ Don't fence me in ♪
391
00:26:00,283 --> 00:26:02,348
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
392
00:26:02,372 --> 00:26:04,417
[CROWD WHISTLING]
393
00:26:08,552 --> 00:26:09,683
Don't fence me in!
394
00:26:22,218 --> 00:26:23,567
MAN: Take it all off!
395
00:26:32,750 --> 00:26:35,076
♪ Just turn me loose ♪
396
00:26:35,100 --> 00:26:40,734
♪ Let me straddle my own saddle
underneath the western skies ♪
397
00:26:40,758 --> 00:26:45,042
♪ On my cayuse
let me wander over yonder ♪
398
00:26:45,066 --> 00:26:48,872
♪ 'Til I see the mountains rise ♪
399
00:26:48,896 --> 00:26:52,093
♪ I want to ride to the ridge ♪
400
00:26:52,117 --> 00:26:54,835
♪ Where the west commences ♪
401
00:26:54,859 --> 00:26:58,752
♪ Gaze at the moon
'til I lose my senses ♪
402
00:26:58,776 --> 00:27:02,930
♪ Can't look at hobbles
and I can't stand fences ♪
403
00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:08,394
♪ Don't fence me in ♪
404
00:27:09,439 --> 00:27:14,183
[APPLAUSE, CHEERING]
405
00:27:16,794 --> 00:27:18,641
[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]
406
00:27:18,665 --> 00:27:23,714
♪ Woke up to the sound of pouring rain ♪
407
00:27:25,281 --> 00:27:28,197
♪ The wind would whisper
and I'd think of you... ♪
408
00:27:31,548 --> 00:27:34,440
MR. WEDNESDAY: He was a moody
Jewish kid from Long Island.
409
00:27:34,464 --> 00:27:35,528
A destructive,
410
00:27:35,552 --> 00:27:38,183
drug-addled genius who defined an era
411
00:27:38,207 --> 00:27:41,273
by dredging the depths of his soul
412
00:27:41,297 --> 00:27:44,417
and setting them to the music
of a badly tuned guitar.
413
00:27:44,986 --> 00:27:49,194
Oh, this jacket has rubbed
shoulders with David Bowie,
414
00:27:49,218 --> 00:27:51,674
Grace Jones, Iggy Pop, Patty Smith.
415
00:27:51,698 --> 00:27:52,806
Wow!
416
00:27:52,830 --> 00:27:55,224
And it simply must be mine.
417
00:27:55,833 --> 00:27:57,722
What? No way. You're a...
418
00:27:58,139 --> 00:27:59,421
- Bishop?
- Yeah!
419
00:27:59,445 --> 00:28:00,335
Hammersmith.
420
00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:01,641
Drove all the way up from Lincoln
421
00:28:01,665 --> 00:28:03,338
just to see it in person.
422
00:28:03,362 --> 00:28:07,255
Now you know my name
and my other passion, Carl.
423
00:28:07,279 --> 00:28:09,000
CARL: Well, I'll be. I just...
I never thought I'd sell Lou
424
00:28:09,025 --> 00:28:10,054
to a man of the cloth.
425
00:28:10,078 --> 00:28:11,400
- Well...
- You're a super fan, huh?
426
00:28:11,424 --> 00:28:12,504
Oh, yeah.
427
00:28:12,528 --> 00:28:15,742
Oh, I've had my wild times,
though, in the past.
428
00:28:15,766 --> 00:28:17,918
Great rock and roll, like faith,
429
00:28:17,942 --> 00:28:20,790
can never really be shaken from
the viscera of one's soul. Huh?
430
00:28:20,814 --> 00:28:24,054
Yeah, tell me about it.
I'm a Chili's fan myself.
431
00:28:24,078 --> 00:28:26,405
I loved 'em in high school;
I love 'em now.
432
00:28:26,429 --> 00:28:28,431
My band does a sick cover of "Otherside."
433
00:28:29,475 --> 00:28:30,496
Yeah, man.
434
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:31,801
Here she is.
435
00:28:31,825 --> 00:28:35,109
A jacket worn and signed
by Lou Reed himself.
436
00:28:35,133 --> 00:28:38,504
All for the low retail cost of $7,500.
437
00:28:38,528 --> 00:28:40,515
Cash or charge?
438
00:28:44,131 --> 00:28:45,089
Cash?
439
00:28:46,753 --> 00:28:48,862
Cash. Okay. [CHUCKLING]
440
00:28:48,886 --> 00:28:50,516
Wow. You wanna try this puppy on?
441
00:28:50,540 --> 00:28:52,819
Is Martin Luther a Lutheran?
442
00:28:53,282 --> 00:28:54,476
Yes?
443
00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:57,286
- I have no idea.
- [LAUGHTER]
444
00:28:59,070 --> 00:29:00,785
- Let's do this thing.
- All right.
445
00:29:02,291 --> 00:29:04,356
CARL: Eight, nine, ten is seven,
446
00:29:04,380 --> 00:29:07,184
and one, two, three, four, five
makes us even.
447
00:29:07,208 --> 00:29:09,056
I'm just gonna check these last few bills
448
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:10,405
and I'll write you a receipt, okay?
449
00:29:10,429 --> 00:29:13,234
MR. WEDNESDAY: Tell me, do
you guys work on commission?
450
00:29:13,851 --> 00:29:15,070
No. Afraid not.
451
00:29:15,913 --> 00:29:18,887
Perhaps you'd accept this as a tip, then.
452
00:29:20,221 --> 00:29:21,527
I really shouldn't.
453
00:29:22,223 --> 00:29:24,332
But yeah, bless you, Bishop.
454
00:29:24,356 --> 00:29:25,420
No, bless you, Carl.
455
00:29:25,444 --> 00:29:26,421
Hands up, Al.
456
00:29:26,445 --> 00:29:28,641
Oh, buddy! What are you doing?
457
00:29:28,665 --> 00:29:29,946
This man's a bishop!
458
00:29:29,970 --> 00:29:31,339
Yeah, and I'm Beyonce.
459
00:29:31,363 --> 00:29:33,026
Cuff him, boys.
460
00:29:34,540 --> 00:29:37,780
Appreciate it. I'm Agent Andy Haddock.
461
00:29:37,804 --> 00:29:39,391
United States Secret Service.
462
00:29:39,415 --> 00:29:41,034
What's this man wanted for?
463
00:29:41,417 --> 00:29:43,090
Counterfeiting.
464
00:29:43,114 --> 00:29:46,223
Out here circulating fake
bills all across the Midwest.
465
00:29:46,247 --> 00:29:48,583
Well, I checked his bills
and they're real.
466
00:29:49,468 --> 00:29:50,919
You use an iodine pen?
467
00:29:51,165 --> 00:29:52,229
Yeah.
468
00:29:52,253 --> 00:29:53,579
Well, that's your problem.
469
00:29:53,603 --> 00:29:56,059
Al here's using a fiber-based
paper for his fake bills
470
00:29:56,083 --> 00:29:58,676
so pen don't catch 'em.
Can I check some bills here?
471
00:30:00,553 --> 00:30:01,511
Yeah.
472
00:30:06,050 --> 00:30:07,143
Thank you.
473
00:30:08,922 --> 00:30:10,021
These are good.
474
00:30:10,576 --> 00:30:11,727
These are getting real...
475
00:30:11,751 --> 00:30:13,566
You're getting real good
at this, ain't you, Al?
476
00:30:14,841 --> 00:30:17,028
But, uh, yeah, lemme see.
477
00:30:20,063 --> 00:30:21,194
Here you go.
478
00:30:21,892 --> 00:30:23,660
See where he springs for the paper...
479
00:30:26,984 --> 00:30:28,594
...skimps on the ink.
480
00:30:30,335 --> 00:30:31,584
Well, I'll be.
481
00:30:34,050 --> 00:30:35,312
This everything?
482
00:30:36,559 --> 00:30:37,821
Uh, yeah.
483
00:30:38,430 --> 00:30:39,842
Yeah, it is.
484
00:30:39,866 --> 00:30:42,454
- MR. WEDNESDAY: May I say...
- Would you shut up?
485
00:30:42,478 --> 00:30:44,717
Gentle-gentlemenmen, could-you
please just give me some space?
486
00:30:44,741 --> 00:30:45,890
I appreciate that.
487
00:30:47,352 --> 00:30:48,938
Oh, ah, what about the jacket?
488
00:30:48,962 --> 00:30:51,288
I'm sorry,
but that's-that's evidence now.
489
00:30:51,312 --> 00:30:53,987
In fact, you're gonna have to get
down the local police station.
490
00:30:54,011 --> 00:30:55,942
They'll be able to tell you
when you get this all back.
491
00:30:57,101 --> 00:30:58,528
You get any problems...
492
00:30:59,886 --> 00:31:01,322
...you just give them my name.
493
00:31:03,879 --> 00:31:04,880
Okay.
494
00:31:05,718 --> 00:31:07,453
- And Carl?
- Yeah.
495
00:31:08,329 --> 00:31:09,664
You did real good today.
496
00:31:10,569 --> 00:31:12,208
On behalf of the United States
Government,
497
00:31:13,591 --> 00:31:15,027
you have served your country.
498
00:31:23,170 --> 00:31:25,105
[CHUCKLING]
499
00:31:25,129 --> 00:31:28,064
Wasn't sure how the Bishop Game
was gonna play to a modern crowd
500
00:31:28,088 --> 00:31:30,935
but that wasn't half bad, huh?
501
00:31:31,657 --> 00:31:34,462
No. We'll just hide out here
until the mall closes.
502
00:31:34,486 --> 00:31:36,943
Yeah. Then we'll take
the jacket to Dvalin.
503
00:31:36,967 --> 00:31:39,989
May I say how terrific you
were back there, Agent Haddock?
504
00:31:40,013 --> 00:31:41,696
Now, will you uncuff me, please?
505
00:31:43,016 --> 00:31:45,825
How 'bout first you tell me
about that son of yours?
506
00:31:49,701 --> 00:31:51,398
This an interrogation?
507
00:31:52,243 --> 00:31:54,083
Yeah. Maybe.
508
00:31:58,529 --> 00:31:59,573
Answer the question.
509
00:32:02,215 --> 00:32:03,260
Former son.
510
00:32:04,705 --> 00:32:05,803
He died.
511
00:32:07,737 --> 00:32:10,261
From what I've read,
Thor was the son of Odin.
512
00:32:13,307 --> 00:32:18,114
Donar was his... taken name.
Germanic for thunder.
513
00:32:18,138 --> 00:32:19,705
And, yes, you remind me of him.
514
00:32:21,185 --> 00:32:22,597
Spitting image.
515
00:32:22,621 --> 00:32:24,014
No, no.
516
00:32:24,928 --> 00:32:26,688
Many, many shades lighter
517
00:32:26,712 --> 00:32:30,629
but you do share many...
similar characteristics.
518
00:32:33,458 --> 00:32:37,090
I don't understand. I-I-I don't get...
how does Thor die?
519
00:32:37,114 --> 00:32:39,353
Zorya, I understand.
520
00:32:39,377 --> 00:32:41,616
She-she didn't have any believers
left, it makes sense. But Thor?
521
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:43,183
Thor? Everybody knows who Thor is.
522
00:32:43,873 --> 00:32:45,222
Why didn't he come back?
523
00:32:47,951 --> 00:32:53,101
There are certain deaths
our kind cannot come back from.
524
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:57,146
What kind of deaths are those?
525
00:33:01,617 --> 00:33:04,278
This interrogation is over.
526
00:33:05,229 --> 00:33:08,014
[MOURNFUL MUSIC]
527
00:33:21,027 --> 00:33:22,570
MAN: How high will he rise?
528
00:33:22,594 --> 00:33:25,399
America's golden boy does it again.
529
00:33:25,423 --> 00:33:29,079
[OVELAPPING RADIO REPORTS]
530
00:33:31,995 --> 00:33:34,016
- Donar strikes again!
- The world's strongest man!
531
00:33:34,780 --> 00:33:36,105
America's pride.
532
00:33:36,129 --> 00:33:38,654
Donnie Odinson, representing America!
533
00:33:41,831 --> 00:33:45,661
MANFRED: I hope you'll consider my
proposal very carefully, Mr. Odinson.
534
00:33:46,690 --> 00:33:50,992
I wouldn't want you,
or your friends, to regret it.
535
00:33:52,736 --> 00:33:53,870
Good day.
536
00:33:58,151 --> 00:33:59,172
[GRUNTING]
537
00:33:59,196 --> 00:34:00,632
[STEAM HISSING]
538
00:34:02,199 --> 00:34:06,674
ANANSI: It helps if you
breathe in slow, like this...
539
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:11,971
And then breathe out, very slow,
540
00:34:13,036 --> 00:34:14,211
through your mouth.
541
00:34:15,212 --> 00:34:16,387
Also helps to count:
542
00:34:17,344 --> 00:34:21,392
one, two, three...
543
00:34:22,872 --> 00:34:25,502
You can laugh, scream, cry,
544
00:34:25,526 --> 00:34:27,170
take your hammer and bust somebody head
545
00:34:27,195 --> 00:34:29,655
wide the fuck open 'til the white show.
546
00:34:30,009 --> 00:34:31,157
[CHUCKLING]
547
00:34:32,055 --> 00:34:33,743
You got plenty of choices.
548
00:34:35,058 --> 00:34:38,931
But first, you have got
to get a hold of yourself.
549
00:34:40,279 --> 00:34:41,401
It's Manfred.
550
00:34:41,915 --> 00:34:44,285
He demands I lose
to the German contestant.
551
00:34:44,589 --> 00:34:46,297
He wants me to let Germany win.
552
00:34:47,092 --> 00:34:48,485
I'm sorry, Donar.
553
00:34:50,035 --> 00:34:51,260
I'm sorry.
554
00:34:51,901 --> 00:34:53,054
Why?
555
00:34:53,859 --> 00:34:55,358
You know why.
556
00:34:55,382 --> 00:34:58,448
I'm stronger than the German;
everyone knows that!
557
00:34:58,472 --> 00:35:00,728
Why would they sponsor me
just to have me lose?
558
00:35:01,214 --> 00:35:02,999
[CHUCKLING]
559
00:35:05,088 --> 00:35:06,698
Let me tell you a story...
560
00:35:07,839 --> 00:35:11,614
...about why they'd want you
to be their Zarathustra.
561
00:35:13,009 --> 00:35:17,032
Once upon a time,
there was a little boy god
562
00:35:17,056 --> 00:35:22,472
born into a woman's world,
where male gods could not rule.
563
00:35:22,496 --> 00:35:26,999
The goddess of all goddesses
loved the little boy god.
564
00:35:27,023 --> 00:35:31,114
She favored him but, still,
he could not rule.
565
00:35:33,072 --> 00:35:36,119
The boy did not accept his fate.
566
00:35:36,685 --> 00:35:38,880
He traveled through time
567
00:35:38,904 --> 00:35:43,300
to a world where men were in
charge, so that he could rule.
568
00:35:44,388 --> 00:35:46,322
He made a deal with man
569
00:35:46,346 --> 00:35:50,002
to steal fire lances from the gods.
570
00:35:51,134 --> 00:35:52,962
Man took that fire...
571
00:35:54,224 --> 00:35:57,769
...and blazed a path
to the world of women
572
00:35:57,793 --> 00:35:59,055
where the boy came from.
573
00:36:01,245 --> 00:36:02,333
They raped.
574
00:36:03,492 --> 00:36:04,623
They killed.
575
00:36:06,105 --> 00:36:09,282
They attempted to destroy his homeland.
576
00:36:12,111 --> 00:36:14,592
I am that boy.
577
00:36:17,334 --> 00:36:21,207
My homeland still exists.
578
00:36:23,819 --> 00:36:24,950
But not for me.
579
00:36:28,649 --> 00:36:31,759
I understand, but if I win
the championship...
580
00:36:31,783 --> 00:36:34,806
You don't want to win the championship!
581
00:36:34,830 --> 00:36:36,285
That's not true.
582
00:36:36,309 --> 00:36:37,658
Rumor has it...
583
00:36:38,495 --> 00:36:42,074
...you didn't even want to carry
your hammer on stage.
584
00:36:42,098 --> 00:36:46,459
Now you want to be
the champion of a rigged game?
585
00:36:49,453 --> 00:36:53,413
There is no honor in that.
586
00:36:54,371 --> 00:36:56,721
Stop giving away your worship, boy.
587
00:36:57,069 --> 00:36:59,071
You are not like them.
588
00:37:00,290 --> 00:37:01,813
You are different.
589
00:37:03,641 --> 00:37:04,729
You are beautiful.
590
00:37:05,774 --> 00:37:06,875
Hmm?
591
00:37:08,540 --> 00:37:09,607
WOMAN: Donar.
592
00:37:13,999 --> 00:37:15,131
Good night, Nancy.
593
00:37:21,467 --> 00:37:22,703
Alright now.
594
00:37:33,149 --> 00:37:36,008
Dvalin, son of Ymir.
595
00:37:37,022 --> 00:37:38,870
Let this give you strength.
596
00:37:38,894 --> 00:37:39,958
[LOU REED SONG PLAYING]
597
00:37:39,982 --> 00:37:41,331
♪ Vicious ♪
598
00:37:42,767 --> 00:37:44,987
♪ You hit me with a flower ♪
599
00:37:46,597 --> 00:37:48,817
♪ You do it every hour ♪
600
00:37:50,122 --> 00:37:53,822
♪ Oh baby you're so vicious ♪
601
00:37:55,867 --> 00:37:57,129
♪ Vicious... ♪
602
00:37:58,435 --> 00:38:01,351
[FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
603
00:38:34,166 --> 00:38:35,864
She's ready to be healed.
604
00:38:38,301 --> 00:38:39,650
♪ You're so vicious ♪
605
00:38:41,521 --> 00:38:43,480
♪ You're just so vicious ♪
606
00:38:49,573 --> 00:38:51,314
My swaying one.
607
00:38:54,795 --> 00:38:56,710
You started the first war.
608
00:38:57,668 --> 00:38:59,713
You will finish the last.
609
00:39:01,367 --> 00:39:02,707
One more step.
610
00:39:05,110 --> 00:39:08,113
With you, I will not fail.
611
00:39:09,288 --> 00:39:10,700
♪ Vicious ♪
612
00:39:10,724 --> 00:39:13,834
[ALARM SOUNDING]
613
00:39:13,858 --> 00:39:17,209
O-M-G, could this be any more analog?
614
00:39:19,646 --> 00:39:21,953
♪ But baby you're so vicious ♪
615
00:39:26,827 --> 00:39:28,283
[ALARM STOPS]
616
00:39:28,307 --> 00:39:29,580
What the F was that?
617
00:39:30,527 --> 00:39:32,750
The runes have been etched.
618
00:39:34,270 --> 00:39:37,273
Things are happening ahead of schedule.
619
00:39:38,516 --> 00:39:39,561
Oh.
620
00:39:39,884 --> 00:39:41,801
So, like... how much ahead?
621
00:39:42,365 --> 00:39:43,646
'Cause I'm gonna need more tech support
622
00:39:43,670 --> 00:39:45,585
if you wanna live-stream
before the launch date.
623
00:39:47,848 --> 00:39:50,721
Then you shall have it.
624
00:39:51,896 --> 00:39:55,441
The fellows in the Valley assure me
625
00:39:55,465 --> 00:39:58,598
that our new friend...
626
00:39:59,948 --> 00:40:02,385
...will be ready in time.
627
00:40:05,083 --> 00:40:08,173
MR. WORLD: The wind stirs
the branches in the trees.
628
00:40:13,396 --> 00:40:16,312
The storm is coming.
629
00:40:17,835 --> 00:40:21,273
[BIG BAND MUSIC]
630
00:40:35,157 --> 00:40:36,506
You missed my act.
631
00:40:39,074 --> 00:40:40,640
I needed to clear my head.
632
00:40:42,999 --> 00:40:44,348
What's going on, Donar?
633
00:40:48,648 --> 00:40:51,347
[INTENSE ROMANTIC MUSIC]
634
00:40:57,092 --> 00:40:58,721
We should go to California.
635
00:40:58,745 --> 00:41:02,923
- Now. Tonight.
- Oh, Donnie! Are you serious?
636
00:41:08,190 --> 00:41:10,168
It'll be the adventure of a lifetime.
637
00:41:10,192 --> 00:41:12,518
We'll hop on a bus
and wake up on the open road.
638
00:41:12,542 --> 00:41:14,631
Just meet me at the backstage
door after the last show.
639
00:41:19,157 --> 00:41:20,900
I pledge myself to you, Columbia.
640
00:41:21,290 --> 00:41:23,193
And I you, Donar.
641
00:41:25,598 --> 00:41:29,709
[CROWS CAWING]
642
00:41:29,733 --> 00:41:31,952
[MUSIC PLAYING, COLUMBIA HUMMING ALONG]
643
00:41:36,174 --> 00:41:38,283
- [KNOCKING]
- Columbia, dear.
644
00:41:38,307 --> 00:41:40,085
Uh, one minute, Al!
645
00:41:49,274 --> 00:41:51,015
Come on in.
646
00:41:51,633 --> 00:41:53,350
I want to introduce you
to a friend of mine.
647
00:41:53,375 --> 00:41:55,430
He's also a big fan of yours.
648
00:41:55,454 --> 00:41:57,258
I've been looking
for that thing everywhere!
649
00:41:57,282 --> 00:41:59,695
- You naughty boy, you.
- Columbia,
650
00:41:59,980 --> 00:42:01,482
the pleasure is mine.
651
00:42:03,114 --> 00:42:04,570
What are you?
652
00:42:04,594 --> 00:42:05,819
The future.
653
00:42:07,605 --> 00:42:09,172
Your future.
654
00:42:10,129 --> 00:42:11,664
MR. WEDNESDAY:
He's got a proposition for you,
655
00:42:11,688 --> 00:42:13,690
which I thoroughly endorse.
656
00:42:19,217 --> 00:42:20,890
The country, as you probably know,
657
00:42:20,914 --> 00:42:23,170
is on the brink of another war.
658
00:42:24,048 --> 00:42:26,423
Is it? I've been out of the loop.
659
00:42:27,902 --> 00:42:33,013
America needs a goddess of substance
to take us into the fight.
660
00:42:33,971 --> 00:42:37,559
My associates and I know all about you.
661
00:42:37,888 --> 00:42:40,345
Hoo, boy.
662
00:42:40,369 --> 00:42:42,347
You were doing great
663
00:42:42,371 --> 00:42:46,986
until Mademoiselle Liberty came
along and stole your thunder.
664
00:42:49,421 --> 00:42:52,408
You're surviving... for now.
665
00:42:54,165 --> 00:42:55,452
Thanks to Al here.
666
00:42:56,385 --> 00:43:00,408
But pretty soon, the people will forget
667
00:43:00,432 --> 00:43:02,758
and no amount of sequins will stop
668
00:43:02,782 --> 00:43:05,326
that fantastic rack of yours
669
00:43:05,350 --> 00:43:07,006
from going the way of the dodo.
670
00:43:10,094 --> 00:43:11,468
She's Roman, actually.
671
00:43:11,791 --> 00:43:13,073
What?
672
00:43:13,097 --> 00:43:14,727
Libertas.
673
00:43:14,751 --> 00:43:17,057
Resurrected by the French
as a gift to the Americans.
674
00:43:17,710 --> 00:43:18,861
Funny old world.
675
00:43:18,885 --> 00:43:22,889
Hm. Roman, French...
676
00:43:23,527 --> 00:43:24,920
Whatever.
677
00:43:25,838 --> 00:43:28,088
It's the American way of life
we're concerned about.
678
00:43:28,112 --> 00:43:31,420
And we believe you have
the power to save it.
679
00:43:32,421 --> 00:43:35,598
With a-a little less...
680
00:43:36,860 --> 00:43:38,446
Buffalo Bill...
681
00:43:38,470 --> 00:43:40,492
[LAUGHING]
682
00:43:40,516 --> 00:43:45,085
And a little more
Our Lady of the War Effort.
683
00:43:53,790 --> 00:43:55,429
I need a minute to think about it.
684
00:44:01,319 --> 00:44:04,813
Take as much time as you need.
685
00:44:14,289 --> 00:44:15,744
I need to speak with Donar.
686
00:44:15,768 --> 00:44:18,443
He left with the Germans.
Didn't he talk to you?
687
00:44:18,467 --> 00:44:20,251
[SOFT PIANO MUSIC]
688
00:44:21,209 --> 00:44:22,273
Left?
689
00:44:22,297 --> 00:44:23,883
Boy's ship came in.
690
00:44:23,907 --> 00:44:27,461
I guess he's busy
building his immortality.
691
00:44:30,957 --> 00:44:32,716
That's what you should do, too.
692
00:44:33,656 --> 00:44:36,224
Manifest your own destiny.
693
00:44:41,272 --> 00:44:42,186
[DOOR CLOSES]
694
00:44:57,462 --> 00:44:58,463
Where are you off?
695
00:45:01,814 --> 00:45:04,248
I'm going to California with Columbia.
696
00:45:04,904 --> 00:45:06,317
What about the championship?
697
00:45:06,341 --> 00:45:07,690
I won't be their puppet.
698
00:45:08,430 --> 00:45:10,519
Humans serve us,
not the other way around.
699
00:45:11,781 --> 00:45:14,063
Don't be stupid, Donar;
worship is worship.
700
00:45:14,087 --> 00:45:15,456
No!
701
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:18,242
I will forge my own path
with the woman I love
702
00:45:18,266 --> 00:45:20,635
and our children will populate
the western lands.
703
00:45:20,659 --> 00:45:21,965
[CHUCKLING]
704
00:45:23,140 --> 00:45:25,936
I... I don't know
how to tell you this but, um...
705
00:45:26,970 --> 00:45:28,101
she ain't coming.
706
00:45:29,886 --> 00:45:30,983
What do you mean?
707
00:45:31,801 --> 00:45:32,821
Of course she is.
708
00:45:32,845 --> 00:45:33,953
Columbia has decided
709
00:45:33,977 --> 00:45:36,675
to explore other opportunities.
710
00:45:37,589 --> 00:45:40,655
You did this. You used
your charms on her!
711
00:45:40,679 --> 00:45:43,571
I wish that I had, my son,
then I could reverse them.
712
00:45:43,595 --> 00:45:44,833
But look on the bright side:
713
00:45:44,857 --> 00:45:49,229
the liberation has enabled you
to fulfill your destiny.
714
00:45:49,253 --> 00:45:52,667
Throw the match. Secure the worship!
715
00:45:52,691 --> 00:45:53,779
No, Father.
716
00:45:55,579 --> 00:45:56,667
No?
717
00:45:59,530 --> 00:46:01,314
No? Oh, yes.
718
00:46:02,005 --> 00:46:03,548
You will do this.
719
00:46:03,572 --> 00:46:06,986
Otherwise, there's no place
in the theater for you.
720
00:46:07,010 --> 00:46:09,396
You think you have a show without me?
721
00:46:10,013 --> 00:46:12,208
It's me they come to see.
722
00:46:12,232 --> 00:46:15,027
Me! Donar the Great!
723
00:46:20,023 --> 00:46:24,332
[EPIC MUSIC]
724
00:46:25,507 --> 00:46:28,510
[THUNDER CRASHING]
725
00:46:29,989 --> 00:46:32,502
Do not disrespect me, son.
726
00:46:32,949 --> 00:46:35,144
Remove the charm you put on Columbia.
727
00:46:35,168 --> 00:46:37,301
Charms do not work on our own kind.
728
00:46:38,025 --> 00:46:39,932
Columbia has chosen
to make something of her life,
729
00:46:39,956 --> 00:46:41,934
unlike my coward of a son.
730
00:46:41,958 --> 00:46:43,972
Or my failure of a father!
731
00:47:07,070 --> 00:47:11,335
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
732
00:47:16,601 --> 00:47:18,124
Such strength...
733
00:47:19,996 --> 00:47:22,172
only a fraction of what's to come.
734
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:26,631
Oh, my boy,
735
00:47:26,655 --> 00:47:30,894
power like this
you cannot walk away from!
736
00:47:34,097 --> 00:47:35,272
Goodbye, Father.
737
00:47:37,622 --> 00:47:40,973
No!!!
738
00:48:07,260 --> 00:48:08,436
SHADOW: If I uh...
739
00:48:10,568 --> 00:48:13,329
If I upset you back there...
740
00:48:13,353 --> 00:48:15,105
It wasn't you.
741
00:48:16,139 --> 00:48:18,141
Ghosts from the past.
742
00:48:26,758 --> 00:48:28,201
What happened to Donar?
743
00:48:31,937 --> 00:48:34,394
Sacrifice is the only noble act.
744
00:48:34,418 --> 00:48:38,030
As gods, it's our sustenance
and currency.
745
00:48:39,858 --> 00:48:41,662
I regret nothing.
746
00:48:41,686 --> 00:48:44,491
[GUNSHOT]
747
00:48:44,515 --> 00:48:49,128
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
748
00:48:52,175 --> 00:48:53,602
MR. WEDNESDAY: He checked out..
749
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:56,897
1942.
750
00:48:58,007 --> 00:49:00,025
Somewhere outside of Philadelphia.
751
00:49:01,619 --> 00:49:02,838
So I heard.
752
00:49:04,013 --> 00:49:05,155
SHADOW: Suicide.
753
00:49:06,145 --> 00:49:07,993
Suicide: that's the kind of death
754
00:49:08,017 --> 00:49:10,369
that Gods can't come back from.
755
00:49:14,632 --> 00:49:16,625
Did the Valkyries provide safe passage?
756
00:49:20,539 --> 00:49:21,802
Honestly?
757
00:49:25,556 --> 00:49:27,079
I have no idea.
758
00:49:31,257 --> 00:49:35,610
MR. WEDNESDAY:
♪ Once I built a railroad made it run ♪
759
00:49:36,741 --> 00:49:39,570
♪ Made it race against time
760
00:49:40,919 --> 00:49:45,184
♪ Once I built a railroad now it's done ♪
761
00:49:46,577 --> 00:49:49,841
♪ Brother can you spare a dime? ♪
762
00:49:51,626 --> 00:49:55,673
♪ Once I built a tower to the sun ♪
763
00:49:56,674 --> 00:49:59,938
♪ Brick and rivet and lime ♪
764
00:50:01,461 --> 00:50:05,715
♪ Once I built a tower now it's done ♪
765
00:50:07,380 --> 00:50:10,993
♪ Brother can you spare a dime? ♪
766
00:50:12,821 --> 00:50:18,603
♪ Once in khaki suits
Gee, we looked swell ♪
767
00:50:19,436 --> 00:50:22,315
♪ Full of that Yankee doodly dum ♪
768
00:50:24,136 --> 00:50:28,321
♪ Half a million boots
went sloggin' through hell ♪
769
00:50:29,071 --> 00:50:33,467
♪ But I was the kid with the drum ♪
770
00:50:35,060 --> 00:50:36,975
♪ Say, don't you remember ♪
771
00:50:38,281 --> 00:50:39,848
♪ You called me Al ♪
772
00:50:41,545 --> 00:50:43,721
♪ It was Al all the time ♪
773
00:50:45,984 --> 00:50:47,769
♪ Say, don't you remember ♪
774
00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:51,163
♪ I'm your pal ♪
775
00:50:53,426 --> 00:50:57,996
♪ Buddy can you spare a dime? ♪
776
00:51:01,913 --> 00:51:04,960
[ROCK MUSIC, LOU REED]
777
00:51:08,441 --> 00:51:13,316
♪ All your two-bit psychiatrist
are giving you electro shock ♪
778
00:51:15,057 --> 00:51:17,122
♪ They say, they let you live
at home with mom and dad ♪
779
00:51:17,146 --> 00:51:19,452
♪ Instead of mental hospitals ♪
780
00:51:20,671 --> 00:51:23,084
♪ But everytime
you tried to read a book ♪
781
00:51:23,108 --> 00:51:25,328
♪ You couldn't get to page 17 ♪
782
00:51:26,590 --> 00:51:28,829
♪ 'Cause you forgot where you were ♪
783
00:51:28,853 --> 00:51:31,179
♪ So you couldn't even read ♪
784
00:51:31,203 --> 00:51:35,773
♪ Don't you know
they're gonna kill your sons ♪
785
00:51:37,427 --> 00:51:41,300
♪ Don't you know they're gonna
kill kill your sons ♪
786
00:51:43,346 --> 00:51:47,698
♪ They're gonna kill kill your sons ♪
787
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:52,897
♪ Until they run run run run ♪
788
00:51:52,921 --> 00:51:55,880
♪ Run run run away ♪
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