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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:25,066 --> 00:00:26,568 Dear Office of Admissions, 3 00:00:26,651 --> 00:00:28,361 my name is Brooks Rattigan, 4 00:00:28,445 --> 00:00:30,488 but I don't just want you to know that, 5 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:32,907 I want the world to know that, 6 00:00:32,991 --> 00:00:34,826 because I wanna change the world. 7 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:41,166 Like my heroes before me, 8 00:00:41,249 --> 00:00:42,709 Jobs, Jordan, 9 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:45,295 Musk, game changers. 10 00:00:45,754 --> 00:00:47,088 World changers. 11 00:00:48,089 --> 00:00:49,674 These are big lives, 12 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:51,301 glamorous lives. 13 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:53,970 My dad lived a pretty big life. 14 00:00:55,346 --> 00:00:56,346 Now he... 15 00:00:57,432 --> 00:00:58,266 doesn't. 16 00:00:58,349 --> 00:01:00,477 You can't change the world alone. 17 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:03,396 Every Jobs needs a Watts, every Jordan has a Pippen, 18 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:04,731 every Musk has... 19 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:06,316 Well, actually I think 20 00:01:06,399 --> 00:01:08,693 Musk will probably end up on Mars by himself. 21 00:01:08,777 --> 00:01:09,652 I've got Murph. 22 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:11,488 The reviews are in. 23 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:13,156 - And? - Someone wrote... 24 00:01:13,239 --> 00:01:15,700 Oh, "This app made me poke my eyes out, thanks for nothing." 25 00:01:16,284 --> 00:01:18,912 But someone else wrote, "Groovy app," so... 26 00:01:19,537 --> 00:01:20,705 I guess it's net neutral. 27 00:01:20,789 --> 00:01:23,208 - It's good that they're not all bad. - True. 28 00:01:23,291 --> 00:01:24,291 On to the next one. 29 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:27,962 Another crucial lesson I've learned from my heroes and from Murph, 30 00:01:28,046 --> 00:01:29,714 "Always be improving." 31 00:01:30,507 --> 00:01:33,134 I invoke this lesson daily in my current profession... 32 00:01:36,846 --> 00:01:39,599 purveyor of the culinary arts. 33 00:01:40,850 --> 00:01:46,606 Without vision, we succumb to the average, and what I want is the extraordinary 34 00:01:46,689 --> 00:01:48,942 and the support of an extraordinary unive... 35 00:01:49,025 --> 00:01:51,194 Okay. That's enough. 36 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:53,613 - But there's actually five more pages. - That's plenty. 37 00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:55,614 Okay. 38 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:57,325 So what do you think? 39 00:01:57,742 --> 00:01:58,785 I think... 40 00:02:02,497 --> 00:02:04,415 I think all the words were there. 41 00:02:05,875 --> 00:02:06,875 You hate it. 42 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:09,879 I bare my soul on these pages and you hate my soul. 43 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:12,024 You didn't bare your soul. That's what I hate about it. 44 00:02:12,048 --> 00:02:14,634 - Say more about that. - You wanna change the world? 45 00:02:14,717 --> 00:02:15,717 What about it? 46 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:18,972 The world needs changing and I'm sure that you can agree with that. 47 00:02:19,055 --> 00:02:20,431 Ugh! 48 00:02:22,016 --> 00:02:24,936 You talk about creating the next big thing. What thing? 49 00:02:25,603 --> 00:02:27,647 And you wanna be a game-changer. 50 00:02:28,189 --> 00:02:29,524 What is the game? 51 00:02:29,899 --> 00:02:31,985 You're really going full-blown Shark Tank on me, 52 00:02:32,068 --> 00:02:33,653 and I have to say that I appreciate it. 53 00:02:33,736 --> 00:02:36,573 - Yale's the goal, correct? - Yes, more than anything in the world. 54 00:02:37,031 --> 00:02:38,283 You have the grades. 55 00:02:38,366 --> 00:02:39,409 Thank you for noticing. 56 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:41,092 They're not just looking for good grades. 57 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,955 If you wanna stand out, you're gonna have to rework your essay. 58 00:02:44,038 --> 00:02:46,249 You're gonna have to look real deep inside 59 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:47,667 and ask yourself, 60 00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:49,919 "Who is Brooks Rattigan?" 61 00:03:00,388 --> 00:03:02,223 Wanna take it for a spin, Rattigan? 62 00:03:04,934 --> 00:03:06,477 - Uh, yeah, sure. - Yeah? 63 00:03:09,355 --> 00:03:11,024 No. No! 64 00:03:47,101 --> 00:03:48,937 Hey, he's home. 65 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:51,314 Good thing I got a second box here. 66 00:03:51,397 --> 00:03:53,437 No, I think I'm just gonna grab something from work. 67 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:55,109 Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no. Don't go. 68 00:03:55,818 --> 00:03:57,528 I feel like we don't talk anymore. 69 00:03:57,612 --> 00:03:59,739 Really? I feel like that's pretty much all we do. 70 00:03:59,822 --> 00:04:02,116 You met with the counselor today, right? How did that go? 71 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:06,371 It was good. She told me that Yale's competitive. Did you know that? 72 00:04:06,454 --> 00:04:08,081 I thought we agreed on UCONN? 73 00:04:08,164 --> 00:04:10,458 Faculty scions only pay room and board. 74 00:04:10,541 --> 00:04:14,501 Dad, I told you not to worry about the money. Okay, you're right. Why am I worried about money? 75 00:04:14,545 --> 00:04:15,964 College is free, right? 76 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:17,924 I'm gonna figure it out. 77 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:19,425 I don't get it. 78 00:04:20,301 --> 00:04:21,636 It's a great school. 79 00:04:21,719 --> 00:04:24,973 UCONN is like the girl down the street who eats food in bed and smells like it. 80 00:04:25,056 --> 00:04:27,350 - Patty Munchwrath? - I love Patty, she's fantastic, 81 00:04:27,433 --> 00:04:28,810 but she's not Yale. 82 00:04:28,893 --> 00:04:29,893 Yale... 83 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:30,978 She is... 84 00:04:31,020 --> 00:04:32,105 she's smart, 85 00:04:32,188 --> 00:04:34,691 she's stylish, but not flashy. 86 00:04:34,774 --> 00:04:36,574 She's cultured, she speaks multiple languages, 87 00:04:36,651 --> 00:04:37,777 probably knows how to sail. 88 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:40,363 You get accepted by her, 89 00:04:41,030 --> 00:04:42,615 that means you're somebody special. 90 00:04:44,075 --> 00:04:46,369 Murph, do you wanna write my admissions essay for me? 91 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:48,705 We could do it like a thought exercise. 92 00:04:48,788 --> 00:04:51,958 I'm good, cos I'm writing mine, because people write their own. 93 00:04:52,041 --> 00:04:54,168 Give me some inspiration. What's your core theme? 94 00:04:54,252 --> 00:04:56,629 I'm writing about my struggles with dyslexia, 95 00:04:57,005 --> 00:04:58,715 and I'm writing it backwards. 96 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:00,842 That's genius. 97 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:03,261 - Do you wanna hear what I got? - Mm. 98 00:05:03,886 --> 00:05:05,263 "My name is Brooks Rattigan." 99 00:05:09,058 --> 00:05:11,558 I like it. It's raw. 100 00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:13,229 Honest. 101 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:16,065 I don't know, man, I think my life's interesting. 102 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:19,110 I just don't know how to articulate it, you know? 103 00:05:19,193 --> 00:05:21,612 Why don't you write about your mom leaving? 104 00:05:22,113 --> 00:05:24,615 - That's interesting. - That's a really short essay, actually. 105 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:27,869 Dad got bucked off the publishing horse instead of getting back on it, 106 00:05:27,952 --> 00:05:29,704 and chasing after his cowgirl, 107 00:05:29,787 --> 00:05:32,290 he decided that sitting in the mud was good enough for him. 108 00:05:32,373 --> 00:05:34,584 Yeah, but she left you too. 109 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:38,629 No, I think in truth she left this town, and I can't hold that against her. 110 00:05:39,964 --> 00:05:41,549 Nothing is good enough for you. 111 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,384 I think I can respect that. 112 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:46,763 My aunt and uncle keep begging me, and it's like I'm not gonna say, "No." 113 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:50,099 You say, "No," because she's family and dating your cousin is weird. 114 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:51,601 Dude, I'm not dating my cousin, 115 00:05:51,684 --> 00:05:54,937 I'm escorting her to a semi-formal like Greenwich Prep, that's it. 116 00:05:55,229 --> 00:05:57,106 Plus my uncle is paying me too, so... 117 00:05:57,190 --> 00:06:00,485 What up, Rattigan? Italian sub on wheat, no tomatoes. 118 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:02,278 Italian sub for the Italian guy. 119 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:05,422 I'm Swedish. No, yeah, I know, 120 00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:08,659 just no self-respecting Italian would turn his back on the tomato. 121 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:10,035 Word. 122 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:14,499 Anyway, I mean, dude, it's like the worst timing ever too. 123 00:06:14,582 --> 00:06:16,268 Like, Maddison's parents are gonna be gone... 124 00:06:16,292 --> 00:06:21,212 ...for the night and we'd have the house to ourselves. - Is your cousin hot? I'll take her if she's hot. 125 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:22,507 I'll take your cousin. 126 00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:24,300 - What? - Yeah, what? 127 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:25,718 Yeah, what? 128 00:06:26,177 --> 00:06:28,971 - I'll take your cousin to the dance. - Oh, yeah, sandwich boy? 129 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:31,391 Yeah? You gonna be wearing those plastic gloves too? 130 00:06:31,474 --> 00:06:33,017 Cos my aunt would love that. 131 00:06:33,101 --> 00:06:35,436 No, this is Greenwich, so I would dress the part. 132 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:38,689 - Why? What would you get out of it? - I get the payment you're talking about. 133 00:06:39,607 --> 00:06:41,609 And I get to take your car. 134 00:06:42,193 --> 00:06:43,353 No, you're not taking my car. 135 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:46,489 Come on, man, you're gonna tell me that you really wanna give up the chance 136 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:50,284 of spending an entire night all alone with Maddison when her parents are out of town? 137 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:54,664 You got a suit? 138 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:02,004 Woo! I cannot believe he said yes, Murph. This is incredible! 139 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:03,214 It's just a car. 140 00:07:03,297 --> 00:07:06,050 You have no appreciation for the finer things in life. 141 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:06,968 Speaking of things 142 00:07:07,051 --> 00:07:09,095 I don't have appreciation for, remind me again, 143 00:07:09,178 --> 00:07:10,555 why you agreed to do this? 144 00:07:10,638 --> 00:07:12,098 Because I need the money. 145 00:07:12,181 --> 00:07:14,267 Who knows, maybe stepping outside of myself, 146 00:07:14,350 --> 00:07:17,270 becoming someone else for the night, it might help me finish my essay. 147 00:07:17,353 --> 00:07:19,313 And who are you gonna become? 148 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:21,691 Whatever she wants me to be, which I'm pretty sure is 149 00:07:21,774 --> 00:07:23,276 what every other girl wants me to be. 150 00:07:23,359 --> 00:07:25,069 Some knight in shining armor, 151 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:28,489 some Prince Charming to open doors for her and compliment her hair. 152 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:30,908 You're getting paid to take a girl on a date. 153 00:07:30,992 --> 00:07:34,078 So, did you know that Michelle Obama got paid to go on a date with Barack 154 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:36,372 - and look how great that turned out. - Is that true? 155 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:39,834 I don't know. I'm not a presidential historian, but it could be true, 156 00:07:39,917 --> 00:07:41,210 and that is my point. 157 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:03,024 - Hello, sir. Brooks Rattigan. - Brooks Rattigan. 158 00:08:03,774 --> 00:08:05,443 Reece told us all about you. 159 00:08:05,693 --> 00:08:09,071 Just your name, but that's all I needed to run the background check. 160 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,658 No, I actually know that you ran a background check. 161 00:08:12,742 --> 00:08:15,453 I found out when I ran one on you. 162 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:17,914 - Jerry Lieberman. Come in, Brooks. - Sure. 163 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:20,249 Before you have a chance to change your mind. 164 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:23,043 I'm kidding. 165 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,171 I like to joke about things. 166 00:08:25,254 --> 00:08:28,508 - So, welcome to our humble abode. - This is stupid! 167 00:08:29,008 --> 00:08:31,528 - As you can see, all original flooring. - Get out! 168 00:08:31,552 --> 00:08:33,721 I swear, Jerry, the wrinkles that girl has caused me 169 00:08:33,804 --> 00:08:35,640 in places I didn't even know could wrinkle. 170 00:08:35,723 --> 00:08:37,266 Honey, our guest has arrived. 171 00:08:37,558 --> 00:08:38,434 Hi. 172 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:41,678 - Brooks Rattigan. - Lillian Lieberman. 173 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:45,107 She won't wear the shoes. 174 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:49,362 There are no "the shoes," there's just shoes. Is she wearing shoes? 175 00:08:50,154 --> 00:08:52,365 It's a miracle she agreed to do this. 176 00:08:56,452 --> 00:08:57,453 Good evening. 177 00:08:58,120 --> 00:08:59,163 - I am... - Reece's bitch? 178 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:02,291 - Celia! - Relax, he knows I'm kidding. 179 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,626 Right, slum? 180 00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:06,128 Oh, sweetie, you look so beautiful. 181 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:07,964 I'm not wearing the shoes. 182 00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:09,882 - But they go. - Listen to yourself. 183 00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:14,053 Well, I happen to think that heels are an outmoded display of 184 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:16,013 female oppression. 185 00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:19,975 Fine. 186 00:09:20,184 --> 00:09:21,185 Thanks, Mom. 187 00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:23,729 Let's do this, so we can stop doing this. 188 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:26,440 You kids have fun. 189 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:31,070 - Thanks for the assist back there. - Yeah, no, just part of the job. 190 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:34,532 Reece let you use his car. 191 00:09:34,615 --> 00:09:37,118 Man, he was really desperate to get out of this, wasn't he? 192 00:09:37,201 --> 00:09:40,081 No, he wanted to go with you. He thought we would have more fun together. 193 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:41,121 - Uh-huh. - Here. 194 00:09:41,789 --> 00:09:42,832 There you are. 195 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:44,166 Oh, that's cute, 196 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:46,669 but I can open my own doors. 197 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:48,421 Thanks. 198 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:54,468 Okay. 199 00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:03,853 Shall I put on some music? 200 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:08,649 Wow, you provide quite the service. 201 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,944 Don't tell me you've got individually wrapped Mentos 202 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:13,738 and Tyler water bottles in your glove box. 203 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:15,864 Oh, my God, you do. 204 00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:18,659 Fulfilling my fantasy of dating my Lyft driver. 205 00:10:20,244 --> 00:10:22,663 In 500 feet, make a left. 206 00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:24,457 No, you're gonna keep on the straight. 207 00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:27,752 - The navigation said... - No, don't listen to robots, listen to me. 208 00:10:27,835 --> 00:10:30,713 Recalculating. In 200 feet, make a right. 209 00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:32,381 You need to make a left here. 210 00:10:33,090 --> 00:10:34,216 Okay, so now pull over, 211 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:37,345 and here we are. 212 00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:41,545 This is not your high school. Wouldn't it be weird if it was? 213 00:10:41,932 --> 00:10:44,685 Okay, so you can swing back and pick me up in a few hours. 214 00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:47,229 You're telling me that you would rather hang out at a... 215 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,815 café book store than go to a high school dance? 216 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:50,899 Yes. 217 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:52,610 Oh, my God. Yes. 218 00:10:52,693 --> 00:10:53,819 Yes, I would. 219 00:10:53,944 --> 00:10:55,571 - Celia. - Gigolo. 220 00:10:56,405 --> 00:10:58,074 - Brooks. My name's Brooks. - Sure. 221 00:10:58,157 --> 00:11:01,410 Look, you are my responsibility, and I cannot let you out of this car. 222 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,204 Okay, let's define terms here. 223 00:11:03,287 --> 00:11:07,083 I'm not your responsibility, because Eisenhower isn't in office anymore. 224 00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:10,544 Secondly, you're being paid to hang out with me. 225 00:11:10,961 --> 00:11:15,174 Imagine how that makes me feel. Like, really, really imagine it. 226 00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:17,300 Now do as I say. 227 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:21,013 Compensation aside, I think that you and I could have a really good time tonight. 228 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,100 You've clearly never been to my high school. 229 00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:29,939 Fine. 230 00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:35,194 Wow. 231 00:11:35,277 --> 00:11:36,277 What? 232 00:11:37,488 --> 00:11:39,990 Your hair looks really nice. 233 00:11:54,004 --> 00:11:58,134 - Wow, this is your cafeteria? - Center for culinary participation. 234 00:11:58,592 --> 00:12:00,803 Don't let the glossy sheen fool you, 235 00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:02,346 the food still sucks. 236 00:12:02,763 --> 00:12:06,267 I admire your ability to ruin moments. You do it with panache. 237 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:11,105 Why is nobody dancing? What, is dancing just a poor person thing now? 238 00:12:11,188 --> 00:12:13,524 You think people actually go to a dance to dance? 239 00:12:13,607 --> 00:12:15,727 No, they come here to take photos for their Instagram. 240 00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:17,570 I'm sure that's why people have babies too. 241 00:12:18,487 --> 00:12:20,448 - Okay, let's go shred some hardwood. - No. 242 00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:21,531 - Yes. - No, no, no. 243 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:22,700 - No. - Yes! 244 00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:35,087 Okay. 245 00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:39,467 What do you got going on over here? 246 00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:42,845 I can't tell if you're doing Chandler Bing or Napoleon Dynamite. 247 00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:44,722 Definitely Bing. 248 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:46,348 It's a good choice. 249 00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:01,946 No. 250 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:03,532 - Come on. - No. 251 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:04,950 - Come on! - No. 252 00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:06,702 - Come on. - No, no, no, no! 253 00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:16,669 Bye. 254 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,555 - Oh! Ouch! - Hey! 255 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:27,807 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 256 00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,683 You just made me twist my ankle, you dipshit. 257 00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:33,103 Sorry, I was kind of blinded by an angelic light. 258 00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:35,314 It's fine, whatever, just now I'm on medical leave. 259 00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:39,193 - Hey, come on, let me help you. - Hey, do not touch me. Thank you. 260 00:13:56,126 --> 00:13:57,795 - Thank you. - Yeah. 261 00:13:58,295 --> 00:13:59,797 Are you okay, Celia? 262 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,882 Uh, yeah, I'm fine. 263 00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:06,387 But now I can't run the charity 5K for canine diabetes this weekend. 264 00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:08,222 Oh! Funny. 265 00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:12,935 So, I'm having this intimate after-party thing at my place. You guys should come. 266 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:14,645 Yeah, I mean, that's... 267 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,691 She's, you know, but rain check? 268 00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:20,233 That's a shame. 269 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:24,321 - I'm Shelby, by the way. - Brooks. 270 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:27,074 - Hi. - Hi. 271 00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:28,284 Okay. 272 00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:31,412 Well, what do you say there, Brooksie, my boyfriend, 273 00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:35,207 my protector, my forever love, shall we get the hell moving? 274 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,668 - Yeah. It was nice to meet you. - Yeah, you too. 275 00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:39,085 Bye. 276 00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:50,180 I mean, a baby in a gas mask? 277 00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:53,517 Oh! Street art is a public disservice. 278 00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:56,061 It's like streaking on a baseball field. 279 00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:57,521 - Trashbug? - Yeah. 280 00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:59,064 I see his stuff everywhere. 281 00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:02,443 I'm pretty sure his next piece is gonna be the Mona Lisa, but with the fangs. 282 00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:06,572 Trashbug, he's just some bored, privileged white dude, I know it. 283 00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:09,199 How you doing, temperature wise? Are you comfortable? 284 00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:11,243 You're a real professional. 285 00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,704 - Like, is this your stock-in-trade? - No. 286 00:15:13,787 --> 00:15:16,624 It should be. I'm telling you, you're really good at it. 287 00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:21,211 Troubled rich girls in need of a chaperone, it could be big business here. 288 00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:22,670 You really think so? 289 00:15:23,672 --> 00:15:27,635 No, I'm joking. But, wow, you are super serious about it, huh? 290 00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,386 Okay, you know I could... 291 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:32,640 I could provide a testimonial for your website. 292 00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:37,603 Celia Lieberman says, "Brooks Rattigan stepped on my ankle, 293 00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:39,562 but... 294 00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:41,190 he got me ice." 295 00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:43,025 Much appreciated, thank you. 296 00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:57,039 Wait, hold on. Let me help you. 297 00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:00,292 You seriously do not have to do that. 298 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:01,710 Wait, come on. Hold on. 299 00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:05,756 I insist. You shouldn't have to walk to that door by yourself, 300 00:16:05,839 --> 00:16:07,800 especially not with that ankle, 301 00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:11,053 which has miraculously shifted to the other leg. 302 00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:12,136 Huh? 303 00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:13,806 Miracles happen every day. 304 00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:17,518 I had to break into the kitchen to get you packs of ice. 305 00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:21,105 - You're a sadist. - One of my more likable qualities. 306 00:16:21,188 --> 00:16:24,828 I cannot believe that I missed Shelby's after-party because of your dumb, fake ankle injury. 307 00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:27,444 My fake ankle injury was not dumb. 308 00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,989 My fake ankle injury was strategic and adorable. 309 00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:33,075 You should be thanking me. You do not belong at Shelby's party. 310 00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:36,704 Oh, really? Poor kid from Bridgeport doesn't belong at a Greenwich after party? 311 00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:40,207 Whoa, I didn't even need to try to push that button. 312 00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:43,627 We met, like, four hours ago, remember? I don't know where you're from. 313 00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:48,841 I meant you don't belong there, because you seem normal. 314 00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:50,259 Whoa. Phew. 315 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:52,386 The highest compliment one can receive. 316 00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:55,764 Hey, you're back. 317 00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:58,182 Disappear. 318 00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:00,519 Ugh! 319 00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:06,066 - So, how was the dance? - It was good. 320 00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:08,152 - Oh, thanks for asking. - Right. 321 00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:10,654 Your daughter is a very... 322 00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:14,324 Do not try to define her, Brooks, it will mess up your early 40s. 323 00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:19,705 Well, there's still the matter of the... 324 00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:21,456 The bounty. 325 00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:23,417 Yes. 326 00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:25,836 You know what, take all of it. 327 00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:28,130 - Are you sure? That's a lot of money. - Yeah. 328 00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:31,300 You lasted three hours longer than we predicted. 329 00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:33,469 You earned every Benjamin. 330 00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:37,431 All right, the exterior looks okay. 331 00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:40,392 I mean, you got a couple of smudges right here, but, 332 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:42,728 it's not too big of a deal. 333 00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:44,063 I don't get it. 334 00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:46,607 Reece, we go to the same school, your parents aren't rich, 335 00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:48,530 - how did you afford this thing? - Hey, dude... 336 00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:52,071 Dude, some questions shouldn't be asked, okay? 337 00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:57,826 - Yeah, my bad. - I'm kidding, bro, I'm kidding. 338 00:17:58,452 --> 00:17:59,495 Calm down. 339 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,332 Honestly, it's in the hustle. 340 00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:05,959 It's all in the hustle. 341 00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:26,396 Come on, it is classic quid pro quo. 342 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:28,899 I get the app I need, and the money I need to go to Yale, 343 00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:31,485 and you get to practice your craft, the art of coding. 344 00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:34,029 - You haven't even been accepted yet. - Yet. 345 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,156 Look, worst case scenario, I take the money, 346 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:39,451 and I get ownership stake in this here fine establishment. 347 00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,495 I can finally live out my eighth-choice dream 348 00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:43,205 of a being a fast food restaurant owner. 349 00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:45,833 What would you need exactly? 350 00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,793 Okay, so I've been thinking and I think 351 00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:50,462 that every date would be custom built by the user, 352 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,881 meaning that they could pick my personality, my interests, 353 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,717 whether I'm a listener or a talker, if I'm funny or serious. 354 00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:59,138 Basically, I am a stand-in for whatever it is that they want. 355 00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:00,848 Their dream come true. 356 00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:03,600 If it was successful, 357 00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:05,644 that would look good on my college application. 358 00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:08,272 So does this mean that you're in? 359 00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:12,441 Yes! 360 00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:14,570 I love you so much, Murph. 361 00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,029 Wait, what time, what time is it? 362 00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:18,365 - Uh... - Oh, tuna melt on seven grain! 363 00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:20,033 Did you hear a ding? 364 00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:22,369 I think the cheese delivery is here, would you go check? 365 00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:24,621 - I didn't hear a ding. - No, I did, yeah. 366 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:28,208 - I definitely heard it. Go. Now. - Why are you rushing me, man? 367 00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:32,087 Hi. 368 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:34,631 I'll take a tuna melt on seven grain, please. 369 00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:37,384 Of course you will. 370 00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:43,389 Is it done? 371 00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:47,394 Have you ever tried to program an app on custom Objective-C infrastructure? 372 00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:50,939 You're lucky I was able to salvage some of this code from another project. 373 00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:59,835 Is that it? It is done. 374 00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:03,133 The Stand-In. Murph, this is... 375 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:05,454 This is perfect. 376 00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:09,041 Uh-huh. In terms of functionality, think GrubHub, 377 00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:11,501 but instead of ordering Pad Thai, 378 00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:12,586 they'll be ordering you. 379 00:20:13,086 --> 00:20:16,089 And check it out, I created a secondary app that tracks your progress. 380 00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:19,384 As you make more money, your avatar gets closer to your goal. 381 00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:21,136 I'm calling it MyTraxx. 382 00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:22,763 MyTraxx. 383 00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:25,576 There's little Brooks riding it in there, he looks so innocent. 384 00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:28,143 Yeah, but that's all in the past because you're a hooker now. 385 00:20:29,102 --> 00:20:31,813 - What? No, I'm not. I'm a... - I guess that makes me your pimp. 386 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:34,733 - A high-tech pimp, but a pimp nonetheless. - No. 387 00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:36,360 I'm a gay teenage pimp, 388 00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,922 wearing a secondhand hoodie. My life as I envisioned it. 389 00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:40,864 I am not gonna be sleeping... 390 00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:43,325 Yeah, I know, because if you did, we'd both go to jail, 391 00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:46,495 which rhymes with Yale and yet is so different, 392 00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,789 but you have your new rich friends to bail you out. 393 00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:51,333 Okay, Murph, first of all, I don't have any new friends. 394 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:54,461 Okay? And second of all, I'm offering my services as a chaperone. 395 00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,548 Whatever, man. What do we do now? 396 00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:01,760 What one does when bringing a new product to market? 397 00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:04,680 Talk about it incessantly on Reddit, until it sounds really important. 398 00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:06,847 What is a Reddit? 399 00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:16,316 - What's going on? - Breakfast for two. 400 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:17,859 Why? 401 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:21,113 Because families eat breakfast together, even really small ones. 402 00:21:21,196 --> 00:21:23,115 Next year, when you're off to college, 403 00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:26,952 I'll be a family of one, so now we eat pancakes. 404 00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:30,664 Pancakes. 405 00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:33,041 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 406 00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:37,421 What is going on? 407 00:21:37,504 --> 00:21:40,384 I haven't seen this look on your face since Mom let you buy a motorcycle. 408 00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:42,217 I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself. 409 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,661 I saw it in the mail this morning and I just had to open it. 410 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,723 UCONN, you got in, full ride. 411 00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:50,225 I know, you think you got in because I teach there. 412 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,870 Dad, you teach a continued ed night class, two Wednesdays a month. 413 00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:54,855 I don't think that had anything to do with... 414 00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:57,983 Look, I'm sorry, I just... 415 00:21:58,066 --> 00:22:00,610 I haven't worked my ass off for the past three and a half years 416 00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:01,945 to go to a public college, Dad. 417 00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:06,783 Look, I gotta get to work. 418 00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:10,454 I don't know how you managed it, but you ruined pancakes. 419 00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:12,164 That's impressive. 420 00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:37,022 Dear Office of Admissions, 421 00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:42,235 My name is Brooks Rattigan 422 00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:44,946 of House Wreck. 423 00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:55,624 Murph, you Prince of Connecticut, you King of Reddit. 424 00:23:04,925 --> 00:23:08,470 And of course, the whole abstract expressionist movement 425 00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:10,514 really gained notoriety from Jackson Pollock, 426 00:23:10,597 --> 00:23:13,558 whose, you know, influence is clearly present here. 427 00:23:14,101 --> 00:23:15,310 Hmm. 428 00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:37,374 Suck it, Bill and Claire! 429 00:23:42,587 --> 00:23:44,172 So, sports, right? 430 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,258 Isn't it interesting how many there are? 431 00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:50,470 And how some use balls and some... don't? 432 00:23:50,554 --> 00:23:52,722 And pucks. There's pucks. 433 00:23:53,723 --> 00:23:55,183 Okay, I'm terrible at this. 434 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:57,519 I should just never go on a real date, ever. 435 00:23:57,602 --> 00:23:59,354 No, no, no, no, you're doing great. 436 00:24:10,157 --> 00:24:12,492 This is one small step for man. 437 00:24:15,662 --> 00:24:19,082 Talk about what you want to talk about, not what you think I want to talk about. 438 00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:21,084 Yeah, okay, that makes sense. 439 00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:23,170 So, what do you want to talk about? 440 00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:28,425 Um, well, this morning I did see a very large man walking a very tiny dog. 441 00:24:29,217 --> 00:24:30,260 Oh, my God, I... 442 00:24:30,719 --> 00:24:33,138 - I love it when that happens. - Me too. 443 00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:57,545 Howdy. 444 00:24:58,371 --> 00:24:59,371 Hola. 445 00:25:00,790 --> 00:25:01,790 Hey. 446 00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:28,360 Brooks. 447 00:25:28,443 --> 00:25:29,778 Look, I'm not good at apologies, 448 00:25:29,861 --> 00:25:31,905 but I feel I owe you one, because you're a gentleman 449 00:25:31,988 --> 00:25:33,281 and pretty fun to be around. 450 00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:38,326 You were just doing your job, but you were pretty smug too, so it shouldn't be a whole apology, but a half apology, 451 00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:40,205 so I'm half sorry, is that cool? 452 00:25:40,288 --> 00:25:41,623 Yeah, I'm sorry, who's this? 453 00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:44,751 Oh, Jeez, sorry, it's Celia. So do you accept my half apology or not? 454 00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:48,004 Well, you are half forgiven, but fully admired for the effort. 455 00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:48,922 Well, good, 456 00:25:49,005 --> 00:25:51,341 because I'm in desperate need of your services. 457 00:25:51,424 --> 00:25:53,635 Oh, God, what's your mom making you go to this time? 458 00:25:53,718 --> 00:25:56,805 Is it a débutante ball? Ice cream social? Wait, let me guess. 459 00:25:57,305 --> 00:25:58,473 Is it a horse auction? 460 00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:00,725 Aha. No, yeah, that's pretty accurate. 461 00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:03,061 No, there's this boy I like, Franklin. 462 00:26:03,144 --> 00:26:04,396 Hold on, Celia, 463 00:26:04,729 --> 00:26:05,729 you have a crush? 464 00:26:06,481 --> 00:26:07,983 Is that so hard to believe? 465 00:26:08,066 --> 00:26:11,236 Yes, it is. That's why you're hearing disbelief in my tone. 466 00:26:11,319 --> 00:26:13,738 Just because I'm a little weird, doesn't make me less human, 467 00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:15,282 in fact, it makes me more human. 468 00:26:15,365 --> 00:26:17,534 So, there's this party at Shelby's house tonight... 469 00:26:17,617 --> 00:26:19,411 Yes. Oh, my God, yes. 470 00:26:19,494 --> 00:26:22,122 - A hundred times, yes. - Whoa, reel it in there, cowboy. 471 00:26:22,205 --> 00:26:23,039 I mean... 472 00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:25,333 I barely wanna go. 473 00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:28,086 Yeah, so I'm thinking, listen, we show up as a hot couple, 474 00:26:28,336 --> 00:26:30,130 get Franklin a little jealous, 475 00:26:30,213 --> 00:26:33,049 maybe you can stir up some attention from Shelby. 476 00:26:33,133 --> 00:26:34,593 So, pick me up at seven. 477 00:26:34,676 --> 00:26:35,719 It's a date. 478 00:26:35,802 --> 00:26:39,055 And Celia, next time you require my services, 479 00:26:39,639 --> 00:26:41,016 could you use my app? 480 00:26:41,099 --> 00:26:42,309 Oh, my God, you didn't? 481 00:26:42,809 --> 00:26:44,894 Oh, but I did. 482 00:26:51,234 --> 00:26:55,363 Okay, this is way more than a mints and tiny bottles of water. 483 00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:57,365 This is a full-on bespoke concierge service. 484 00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:58,450 Yes, ma'am. 485 00:26:58,533 --> 00:27:01,995 Okay, so what's the weirdest Brooks Rattigan you've been thus far? 486 00:27:02,078 --> 00:27:05,040 I had a date the other night, where I had to just sit on this girl's couch 487 00:27:05,123 --> 00:27:07,500 and listen to her talk for four hours straight, 488 00:27:07,584 --> 00:27:11,546 and all I was allowed to say was, "Yes, I agree," 489 00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:13,506 and "There's no other way to see it." 490 00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:16,310 - My God, that is the perfect date. - There's no other way to see it. 491 00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:19,596 Hey, thank you. 492 00:27:19,679 --> 00:27:22,807 Son, a couple of things. The shifter sticks a little bit, 493 00:27:22,891 --> 00:27:25,811 and the passenger window doesn't close all the way, so watch out for that. 494 00:27:25,852 --> 00:27:29,648 And there's a spring in the seat cushion, so do not lean all the way back. 495 00:27:33,193 --> 00:27:35,612 Wow. What, does Bruce Wayne live here? 496 00:27:36,154 --> 00:27:38,239 You know, Shelby's dad's basically Batman, 497 00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:40,492 if Bruce Wayne was a sleazy hedge fund manager 498 00:27:40,575 --> 00:27:42,285 with a questionable sense of finance law. 499 00:27:54,130 --> 00:27:55,130 Excuse me. 500 00:27:56,424 --> 00:27:57,424 You guys made it. 501 00:27:57,926 --> 00:27:59,010 Hey. 502 00:27:59,094 --> 00:28:02,222 - Uh, your place is amazing. - Oh, thank you. 503 00:28:02,305 --> 00:28:03,905 It really makes me reconsider the allure 504 00:28:03,932 --> 00:28:06,226 of living in a three-room house with a view of Target. 505 00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:11,231 Oh, he's kidding, obviously. Brooks is from Darien. 506 00:28:11,731 --> 00:28:13,108 Oh, my God, I love it there. 507 00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:15,068 It's just so beautiful, 508 00:28:15,151 --> 00:28:17,612 it makes this neighborhood look like a shanty town. 509 00:28:18,446 --> 00:28:21,199 Could you excuse me for one moment? 510 00:28:21,282 --> 00:28:23,243 It seems the family dog escaped his room. 511 00:28:23,326 --> 00:28:24,326 Don't go anywhere. 512 00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:25,995 I wouldn't want to get lost. 513 00:28:26,913 --> 00:28:27,913 - Dad. - What? 514 00:28:28,581 --> 00:28:30,208 I'm in trouble. 515 00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:32,502 Darien? Really? 516 00:28:33,128 --> 00:28:35,922 Hey, this is Shelby Pace we're trying to impress here. 517 00:28:36,464 --> 00:28:38,133 Either go big or go home, son. 518 00:28:41,469 --> 00:28:43,471 Oh, my God, that's Franklin. Abort, let's go. 519 00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:45,306 This is the whole reason that we're here. 520 00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:48,059 I know, but I just didn't expect to see him so soon, 521 00:28:48,143 --> 00:28:51,354 I thought I'd have some time to, I don't know, like clutch my bearings. 522 00:28:51,438 --> 00:28:53,189 Relax. Okay, which one is he? 523 00:28:53,815 --> 00:28:56,526 - Is he the guy in the yellow shirt? - Yes, stop being so obvious. 524 00:28:56,609 --> 00:28:58,319 - He's cute. - Stop it. 525 00:28:58,403 --> 00:29:00,071 Pretend to have a conversation with me. 526 00:29:04,451 --> 00:29:07,871 We could also have a real conversation, that might be way less weird. 527 00:29:07,954 --> 00:29:09,497 Fine, whatever, you start. 528 00:29:09,622 --> 00:29:10,622 Um... 529 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:12,876 Where are you planning on going to college? 530 00:29:12,959 --> 00:29:14,753 Uh, University of Michigan. 531 00:29:14,836 --> 00:29:17,556 Wait, you're not going Ivy League? Isn't that, like, your birthright? 532 00:29:17,630 --> 00:29:19,257 Please, you see this? 533 00:29:19,340 --> 00:29:20,175 Uh-huh. 534 00:29:20,258 --> 00:29:23,470 This is the precise number of shits I give about the Ivy League. 535 00:29:23,803 --> 00:29:25,764 Well, I give many more shits than that. 536 00:29:27,891 --> 00:29:29,642 You know, if you want to go talk to him, 537 00:29:29,726 --> 00:29:31,102 you should just go talk to him. 538 00:29:31,186 --> 00:29:33,521 I know, I'm working up to it. 539 00:29:34,522 --> 00:29:36,608 - This is ridiculous, come on. - Stop it. 540 00:29:36,691 --> 00:29:38,693 You're making it worse by making a scene. 541 00:29:39,152 --> 00:29:42,280 - You are such a brute. - It's one of my more likable qualities. 542 00:29:42,822 --> 00:29:45,116 Have you seen this collection? She is a music fiend, 543 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,785 always going on and on about bands. 544 00:29:46,868 --> 00:29:51,948 Bands that I've never heard of, so you know they're cool, right? Not in like a mainstream way cool, more like a subversive. 545 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:53,333 Tell him. 546 00:29:54,709 --> 00:29:56,836 I like music and records. 547 00:29:56,920 --> 00:30:00,340 Me too. I mean, vinyl is the only pure delivery method, right? 548 00:30:02,675 --> 00:30:05,470 Yeah, I'm always saying that. 549 00:30:06,012 --> 00:30:08,765 Music should only be listened to 550 00:30:08,848 --> 00:30:11,935 on melted and then pressed vinyl discs. 551 00:30:12,018 --> 00:30:15,021 There are kids our age, they've never even heard a vinyl record before. 552 00:30:15,104 --> 00:30:17,357 They don't know what they're missing, 553 00:30:18,191 --> 00:30:19,484 or worse, 554 00:30:19,567 --> 00:30:20,568 they do. 555 00:30:26,157 --> 00:30:28,757 You know your girlfriend is over there talking to Franklin Volley? 556 00:30:28,785 --> 00:30:31,663 Everything is so compressed on digital, it's like drinking a frozen OJ 557 00:30:31,746 --> 00:30:33,331 instead of a fresh-squeezed OJ. 558 00:30:34,290 --> 00:30:38,127 Yeah, it's okay, we trust each other. I'm not really the jealous type. 559 00:30:38,211 --> 00:30:41,297 - How refreshing. - Well, I aim to refresh. 560 00:30:44,384 --> 00:30:46,135 - You're funny. - Me? 561 00:30:46,219 --> 00:30:49,138 Most guys I know don't realize they can be both rich and funny. 562 00:30:49,222 --> 00:30:51,766 Well, you can, I'm obviously living proof. 563 00:30:59,566 --> 00:31:00,566 Hey. 564 00:31:01,192 --> 00:31:03,278 They have a separate freezer for ice cream. 565 00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:05,321 I was alone in the kitchen and started to applaud. 566 00:31:05,405 --> 00:31:09,409 - Mm. - So, we have Boom Chocolotta 567 00:31:09,492 --> 00:31:10,702 and plain old vanilla. 568 00:31:10,785 --> 00:31:11,785 Oh, thank you. 569 00:31:13,079 --> 00:31:14,455 - Really? - Yo. 570 00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:16,708 Don't knock vanilla, okay? It's a... 571 00:31:17,292 --> 00:31:19,085 It seems a little boring, I give you that, 572 00:31:19,168 --> 00:31:21,671 but there's a lot of nuance flavors hiding inside. 573 00:31:21,754 --> 00:31:23,298 - Hm. - Mm. 574 00:31:23,381 --> 00:31:24,424 Kind of like you. 575 00:31:25,758 --> 00:31:28,386 - Wow, so I'm vanilla. - Yeah. 576 00:31:28,469 --> 00:31:31,639 Somehow you always manage to compliment and insult me at the same time. 577 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:34,058 It's a hereditary gift, on my mom's side. 578 00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:36,727 Where's Franklin? 579 00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:40,273 Oh, he's somewhere. I don't really wanna see that much of him. 580 00:31:40,356 --> 00:31:44,776 - What? - Before our date. What? Franklin asked you out? That's great. 581 00:31:44,861 --> 00:31:46,362 No, actually, I asked him out, 582 00:31:46,446 --> 00:31:49,866 because I am the master of my universe, and yeah, it's pretty great. 583 00:31:51,242 --> 00:31:59,162 Oh, separate but related, it gives us a pretty good reason for our breakup. - I see your game, you meet someone new. - Hit it and quit it, baby. 584 00:31:59,626 --> 00:32:03,171 Okay, there's this huge birthday party that's supposed to happen in a few weeks, 585 00:32:03,254 --> 00:32:05,632 and everyone's gonna be there, including your girl, Shelby. 586 00:32:06,466 --> 00:32:09,552 Just the breakup has to be public, like very public. 587 00:32:09,636 --> 00:32:12,138 Can you imagine if I date Shelby and get into Yale? 588 00:32:12,221 --> 00:32:14,766 I mean, that would be it, that would be my dream come true. 589 00:32:14,849 --> 00:32:16,017 Oh, God, I feel bad for you. 590 00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:18,978 You're just relying on external factors for your happiness, 591 00:32:19,062 --> 00:32:22,315 waiting for people to accept you instead of accepting yourself. 592 00:32:22,398 --> 00:32:23,983 I mean, what could go wrong? 593 00:32:24,067 --> 00:32:26,653 Isn't that exactly what you're doing with Franklin? 594 00:32:28,488 --> 00:32:30,406 - You're just jealous. - Of what? 595 00:32:30,490 --> 00:32:34,702 Um, my connection with Franklin. It's more cerebral. 596 00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:35,786 Please. 597 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:38,623 Like you're not at all interested in him 'cause he's hot. 598 00:32:38,706 --> 00:32:40,375 Whoa, his brain is hot, okay? 599 00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:43,252 I can just picture his gorgeous frontal lobe. 600 00:32:46,464 --> 00:32:48,925 - Gross. - Yeah, that was unintentionally gross. 601 00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:53,805 Fine, I like him because of his brains and, you know, 602 00:32:53,888 --> 00:32:55,528 the beautiful face that's attached to it. 603 00:32:55,556 --> 00:32:57,850 There you go, so we're both shallow teenagers. 604 00:32:57,934 --> 00:32:59,018 It would appear so. 605 00:33:00,103 --> 00:33:01,270 - You're really sweet. - Yeah. 606 00:33:01,354 --> 00:33:03,898 - Can I have some of that, please? - Whoa! No! No way. 607 00:33:08,528 --> 00:33:11,906 So, I might be able to help. My dad knows the president. 608 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:14,117 - Of what country? - Of Yale. 609 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:16,619 Um, they've been playing poker, like forever, 610 00:33:16,703 --> 00:33:19,330 and I guess my dad's been losing to him for ten years, 611 00:33:19,414 --> 00:33:20,665 in case I ever wanted to go. 612 00:33:20,748 --> 00:33:22,959 So, the fact I don't wanna go is kind of a sore point. 613 00:33:23,042 --> 00:33:24,922 I don't get it, rich people all know each other. 614 00:33:24,961 --> 00:33:27,815 - I don't even know who my barber is. - Okay, do you want my help or not? 615 00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:29,048 Yes. A hundred times, yes. 616 00:33:29,132 --> 00:33:31,509 Well, no promises, but I can check with him. 617 00:33:32,051 --> 00:33:33,761 What? Are you serious? Wow. 618 00:33:34,137 --> 00:33:37,098 Thank you. All I got for you is wow. 619 00:33:37,181 --> 00:33:38,683 Well, I'm a woman of much wow. 620 00:33:38,766 --> 00:33:41,227 Hey, man, I'll give you 50 bucks for your car. 621 00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:46,232 - Oh, you think that's funny? - Yeah, I do. 622 00:33:49,068 --> 00:33:50,445 - Hey. - Hey. 623 00:33:50,695 --> 00:33:51,529 Whoa. 624 00:33:51,696 --> 00:33:52,864 What's with the get-up? 625 00:33:53,239 --> 00:33:57,368 Uh, I figured if I'm going to Yale, I'd better start stepping it up. 626 00:33:57,452 --> 00:34:00,246 Hey, what's going on with all the late nights lately? 627 00:34:00,329 --> 00:34:05,877 Uh, you know, the usual teenage stuff, school projects, dances, 24-hour raves. 628 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:07,545 Hm. Atta boy. 629 00:34:07,628 --> 00:34:10,923 Do you think you could clean up one day? I mean, it's starting to look a little... 630 00:34:11,466 --> 00:34:13,134 condemned in here. 631 00:34:13,217 --> 00:34:14,385 I'm gonna get to it. 632 00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:16,262 I could help you, if you want. 633 00:34:16,345 --> 00:34:17,388 I think I do. 634 00:34:18,389 --> 00:34:20,099 And actually, you have helped. 635 00:34:20,183 --> 00:34:22,810 I submitted a collection of my short stories of this fellowship, 636 00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:25,938 because you were so terribly and vividly mean to me. 637 00:34:26,522 --> 00:34:28,608 So, thank you for being a supportive 638 00:34:29,108 --> 00:34:30,109 asshole. 639 00:34:31,110 --> 00:34:32,110 Anytime. 640 00:34:33,988 --> 00:34:35,698 - Good night, Pops. - Good night, buddy. 641 00:34:43,414 --> 00:34:46,501 Hey, look, little Brooks is almost a third of the way to his goal. 642 00:34:46,584 --> 00:34:50,129 If I keep getting business like this, I'm gonna be at little Yale by the summertime. 643 00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:52,673 That's great, man. Really. 644 00:34:53,299 --> 00:34:54,383 What is that? What... 645 00:34:55,259 --> 00:34:56,344 You seem distant. 646 00:34:57,053 --> 00:34:59,722 Well, I guess I am. 647 00:35:00,306 --> 00:35:03,726 We just usually have stuff to talk about, because we spend time together, 648 00:35:03,810 --> 00:35:05,186 or we used to. 649 00:35:05,269 --> 00:35:08,856 So, distance is making us distant, which makes sense to me. 650 00:35:10,608 --> 00:35:11,608 Huh. 651 00:35:11,818 --> 00:35:14,570 But it's fine, really. We're gonna grow apart when we go to college, 652 00:35:14,654 --> 00:35:16,697 so we might as well get the process started now. 653 00:35:18,449 --> 00:35:19,449 Okay, well, 654 00:35:19,700 --> 00:35:20,701 how about this? 655 00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:22,537 I'm totally booked out tonight and tomorrow, 656 00:35:22,620 --> 00:35:25,957 but I am completely free on Saturday and I will make sure it stays that way, 657 00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:27,917 if you promise to go to Tino's with me. 658 00:35:29,001 --> 00:35:30,001 Count me in. 659 00:35:30,503 --> 00:35:33,103 Oh, hey, can we hit that new zombie-themed escape room afterwards? 660 00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:34,257 Yes, I am in. 661 00:35:34,340 --> 00:35:35,340 All right. 662 00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:37,300 Hello again. 663 00:35:37,343 --> 00:35:40,054 - Hey, I'll take a... - Tuna melt on seven grain. 664 00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:40,972 Yeah. 665 00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:44,350 - Uh, thanks. - Murph is my given name. 666 00:35:45,017 --> 00:35:46,936 Oh, I guess I gotta give you this. 667 00:35:47,019 --> 00:35:49,564 I just remembered that this is when you usually come by. 668 00:35:49,647 --> 00:35:52,441 - Yeah. - We get paid a dollar above minimum wage, 669 00:35:52,525 --> 00:35:55,111 so we're encouraged to provide top service. 670 00:35:55,194 --> 00:35:58,489 Uh, well, thanks, Murph. 671 00:36:03,119 --> 00:36:04,871 - What? - You were blushing. 672 00:36:04,954 --> 00:36:06,998 Who is that? Huh? 673 00:36:07,081 --> 00:36:09,917 Hey, yo, I work at White Castle, okay? You know what that means, 674 00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:12,461 I see some of the finest bitches in the world every damn day, 675 00:36:12,962 --> 00:36:17,049 and, Pops, I gotta tell you with the utmost respect, 676 00:36:17,508 --> 00:36:18,508 your daughter, 677 00:36:18,551 --> 00:36:22,597 she's got to be one of the finest bitches I have ever seen in my entire life, 678 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:26,309 and I've been to the Westminster Dog Show, okay? All right. 679 00:36:30,688 --> 00:36:32,408 I have to take the browns to the Super Bowl, 680 00:36:32,481 --> 00:36:34,775 and by that I mean I gotta take a hot deuce, right? 681 00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:36,402 Daddy-o, where the bathroom at? 682 00:36:36,777 --> 00:36:38,738 It's down the hall on the left. 683 00:36:38,821 --> 00:36:39,821 Ooph. 684 00:36:41,574 --> 00:36:42,700 I love you, baby. 685 00:36:47,121 --> 00:36:48,206 Hey, Celia. 686 00:36:48,289 --> 00:36:50,166 What's up, Vanilla? What are you up to? 687 00:36:50,249 --> 00:36:52,877 I'm getting paid to be a douche to a girl's parents, 688 00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:56,106 so that they're more accepting of her real boyfriend when they actually meet him. 689 00:36:56,130 --> 00:36:58,090 Um, parents have it hard. 690 00:36:58,674 --> 00:37:00,927 What are you doing tomorrow? Like early afternoonish? 691 00:37:01,010 --> 00:37:04,096 What, for my best customer? I'm totally free. Why, what's up? 692 00:37:04,430 --> 00:37:05,681 I may have got you an interview 693 00:37:05,765 --> 00:37:08,476 with the Dean of Undergraduate Admissions at Yale. 694 00:37:08,559 --> 00:37:10,394 Oh, my God, Celia, I don't know what to say. 695 00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:11,729 Well, why don't you try? 696 00:37:11,812 --> 00:37:15,191 Celia Lieberman, you make flowers blossom. 697 00:37:15,274 --> 00:37:17,985 You are the reason trees have leaves. 698 00:37:18,903 --> 00:37:20,321 You are a goddess. 699 00:37:20,404 --> 00:37:23,241 Aw! That is absolutely correct. 700 00:37:23,324 --> 00:37:25,785 - What time should I pick you up? - You shouldn't. 701 00:37:25,868 --> 00:37:28,704 This is your day, but it's my rules, so I'm gonna pick you up at one. 702 00:37:29,622 --> 00:37:31,082 I'll text you my address. 703 00:37:31,624 --> 00:37:32,750 Bye. 704 00:37:45,763 --> 00:37:48,683 Woo hoo! Yo, man, that number two turned to a number five real quick. 705 00:37:48,766 --> 00:37:49,976 Where the plunger at? 706 00:38:00,361 --> 00:38:02,989 What? I'm trying to look smart. Do I look too smart? 707 00:38:03,656 --> 00:38:05,783 It looks like someone took a J. Crew store, 708 00:38:05,866 --> 00:38:07,952 put it in a cannon and shot it at your face. 709 00:38:08,035 --> 00:38:10,162 Thank you, so much. I mean, what do I do? 710 00:38:10,246 --> 00:38:11,330 I don't understand clothes. 711 00:38:11,414 --> 00:38:13,499 They're completely irrelevant yet somehow important. 712 00:38:13,582 --> 00:38:14,709 Lose the glasses. 713 00:38:14,792 --> 00:38:16,919 Go on, give it to me. Okay, that's better. 714 00:38:17,003 --> 00:38:19,643 Do you need the cardigan? I'm gonna answer that. You don't need it. 715 00:38:19,714 --> 00:38:21,314 - I like the cardigan. - No one likes it. 716 00:38:21,340 --> 00:38:24,552 - Intellectual people wear cardigans. - You do not look intellectual. 717 00:38:24,635 --> 00:38:26,345 For the love of God, come on. 718 00:38:27,388 --> 00:38:30,641 Oh, you know, what you do need though, you need a mani. 719 00:38:31,017 --> 00:38:33,060 That is a fight for another day, my friend. 720 00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:36,564 Wow, who would have thought that Celia Lieberman could be so comforting? 721 00:38:36,647 --> 00:38:39,900 It's like underneath all these layers of angst and sarcasm, 722 00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:41,902 there might actually be a human being. 723 00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:46,323 Oh. 724 00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:49,451 Thank you. 725 00:38:52,204 --> 00:38:53,204 You're welcome. 726 00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:41,337 Hey, relax. 727 00:39:41,420 --> 00:39:43,089 All you gotta do is be yourself. 728 00:39:43,923 --> 00:39:47,218 I mean, not this annoying, anxious version, 729 00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:48,760 the better version. 730 00:39:50,179 --> 00:39:55,059 I have been an astronaut, a cowboy and a douche, all in the past three days, 731 00:39:55,142 --> 00:39:57,937 so I don't know which version of myself I'm supposed to be right now. 732 00:39:58,020 --> 00:39:59,020 Brooks Rattigan. 733 00:39:59,647 --> 00:40:01,023 Dean's ready for you now. 734 00:40:04,985 --> 00:40:05,985 - Hi. - Hi. 735 00:40:06,529 --> 00:40:07,655 - Hey. - Yeah? 736 00:40:08,197 --> 00:40:09,448 You're gonna kill it. 737 00:40:10,699 --> 00:40:11,699 You know, 738 00:40:12,201 --> 00:40:13,411 unless you don't. 739 00:40:21,627 --> 00:40:23,421 Mr. Rattigan, a pleasure to meet you. 740 00:40:23,504 --> 00:40:25,214 - Take a seat. - Yes, sure. 741 00:40:26,882 --> 00:40:30,594 So, tell me about yourself. 742 00:40:30,970 --> 00:40:32,304 Yeah, I'd love to. 743 00:40:32,388 --> 00:40:35,141 What says more about a person than numbers, right? 744 00:40:35,724 --> 00:40:38,227 So, the first time I took the SAT I got a 1510, 745 00:40:38,310 --> 00:40:40,980 and that was because I butchered the math section, but 746 00:40:41,063 --> 00:40:44,108 I knuckled down, and I put work over parties, 747 00:40:44,692 --> 00:40:47,903 and I managed to bump it up to a 1570 on my second time around. 748 00:40:48,571 --> 00:40:51,564 - That's too bad. - I'm sorry? 749 00:40:52,408 --> 00:40:55,286 Well, that you missed out on parties. Parties are fun. 750 00:40:55,870 --> 00:40:58,789 It's important to enjoy life, especially at your age. 751 00:40:58,873 --> 00:41:03,502 With respect, it's not exactly the message that we get from our parents and teachers. 752 00:41:03,586 --> 00:41:05,045 I grant you that, yeah. 753 00:41:05,921 --> 00:41:06,921 Well... 754 00:41:07,047 --> 00:41:10,634 Mr. Rattigan, academically speaking, you seem like the perfect candidate for Yale. 755 00:41:11,177 --> 00:41:13,097 Thank you, sir. Coming from you that means a lot. 756 00:41:13,179 --> 00:41:15,890 But I want to know a little something about you. 757 00:41:15,973 --> 00:41:18,601 Tell me something about yourself, activities, hobbies. 758 00:41:18,684 --> 00:41:22,855 Sure, well I'm in French Club, I'm a National Honors Society, and... 759 00:41:22,938 --> 00:41:23,938 No. 760 00:41:24,398 --> 00:41:26,692 No, I don't mean the things that you do, 761 00:41:26,775 --> 00:41:28,986 because you think they look good on an application. 762 00:41:29,069 --> 00:41:32,239 What are some of your interests outside of school? 763 00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:33,866 Outside of school? 764 00:41:33,949 --> 00:41:37,536 Example, I had a kid in here yesterday, right there, 765 00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:41,499 and he breeds trash-eating microbes in his spare time. 766 00:41:42,291 --> 00:41:43,834 It's fascinating stuff. 767 00:41:44,460 --> 00:41:48,380 I don't... breed trash-eating microbes. 768 00:41:48,464 --> 00:41:52,051 I don't really breed microbes at all, but I do have hobbies, 769 00:41:52,218 --> 00:41:55,095 and interests. I mean, so many of those. 770 00:41:58,307 --> 00:42:03,145 There is this thing, but I think you'll find it stupid. 771 00:42:03,229 --> 00:42:04,897 No, what? What is it? 772 00:42:04,980 --> 00:42:06,982 Well lately, I've been getting into 773 00:42:08,609 --> 00:42:09,860 honey bees. 774 00:42:11,195 --> 00:42:12,196 I don't... 775 00:42:12,947 --> 00:42:13,989 I'm sorry, 776 00:42:14,073 --> 00:42:16,534 did you just say, "Honey bees?" 777 00:42:16,617 --> 00:42:17,535 Yeah. 778 00:42:17,618 --> 00:42:20,120 Yeah, I'm a bit of an amateur beekeeper. 779 00:42:20,204 --> 00:42:23,749 - I know, it sounds silly. - No, it doesn't sound silly at all, to me. 780 00:42:24,959 --> 00:42:26,919 I'm a bit of an apiarist myself. 781 00:42:27,503 --> 00:42:30,005 - No kidding. - Yes. 782 00:42:30,589 --> 00:42:32,633 Wow, what a small world. 783 00:42:32,967 --> 00:42:34,367 Tell me, what's your bee of choice? 784 00:42:34,426 --> 00:42:36,053 I used to be all about the Russian bees, 785 00:42:36,470 --> 00:42:40,099 but then I found that their swarminess tended to be a little too... 786 00:42:40,182 --> 00:42:41,183 Unpredictable. 787 00:42:41,267 --> 00:42:44,562 Unpredictable, that's right. So, now I'm a Buckfast man all the way. 788 00:42:44,645 --> 00:42:47,398 - They have so much more foraging zeal. - Yes. 789 00:42:47,940 --> 00:42:53,696 Uh, and, you know, don't get me started on their resistance to tracheal mites. 790 00:42:54,780 --> 00:42:55,864 Huh. 791 00:42:56,198 --> 00:42:57,658 Tracheal mites. 792 00:42:58,784 --> 00:43:01,944 As soon as you get that application done, you bring it into me personally, okay? 793 00:43:01,996 --> 00:43:03,414 - Not my secretary. - I will, sir. 794 00:43:03,497 --> 00:43:05,207 - Sir, call me Delbert, please. - Okay. 795 00:43:05,291 --> 00:43:07,876 And when you come by, don't forget to bring a jar of your honey. 796 00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:11,280 As long as you bring a jar of your honey, we can have ourselves a little honey swap. 797 00:43:11,672 --> 00:43:13,007 Honey swap. 798 00:43:13,090 --> 00:43:14,300 I love it. 799 00:43:14,383 --> 00:43:17,219 It was a pleasure meeting you, Mr. Rattigan, truly. 800 00:43:17,303 --> 00:43:18,887 The pleasure was mine, Delbert. 801 00:43:24,518 --> 00:43:28,314 Thank you so much for setting this up. It went better than I could have imagined it. 802 00:43:28,397 --> 00:43:30,232 Well, happy to help. Just... 803 00:43:30,899 --> 00:43:32,860 just one little tiny question. 804 00:43:33,444 --> 00:43:36,030 Why exactly are you guys swapping honey? 805 00:43:38,157 --> 00:43:39,366 What, is that unusual? 806 00:43:40,576 --> 00:43:41,576 I can't believe you. 807 00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:43,662 What? I did some research before my interview, okay? 808 00:43:43,746 --> 00:43:47,017 Hold on a second. What is the difference between me spouting a few beekeeping facts 809 00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:49,710 and any of the Stand-In dates that I've been on? Huh? 810 00:43:49,793 --> 00:43:52,463 You know that I'm not an art historian or a douche, right? 811 00:43:52,546 --> 00:43:55,883 No, actually I don't know that, and this is completely different. 812 00:43:55,966 --> 00:43:59,386 Those girls paid you to lie to them, and this time you did it all on your own. 813 00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:02,056 Look, it is hustle, baby, pure hustle. 814 00:44:02,139 --> 00:44:03,819 Oh, God, please don't ever say that again. 815 00:44:03,891 --> 00:44:06,602 It did sound a little bit better coming out of Reece's mouth. 816 00:44:06,685 --> 00:44:09,647 Wait, Reece? My cousin, Reece? What does he know about hustle? 817 00:44:09,730 --> 00:44:10,898 It's how he got his BMW. 818 00:44:10,981 --> 00:44:13,984 Brooks, Reece got his car because his dad started having an affair 819 00:44:14,068 --> 00:44:16,820 with his sister's JV tennis coach, and his mom found out about it, 820 00:44:16,904 --> 00:44:19,784 so she starts sleeping with the dude who owns a bunch of BMW dealerships, 821 00:44:19,823 --> 00:44:21,533 hence the BMW. 822 00:44:22,785 --> 00:44:24,620 - What, so no hustle? - No. 823 00:44:24,703 --> 00:44:25,954 You're telling me 824 00:44:26,288 --> 00:44:29,041 that Reece got a brand new BMW i8, because 825 00:44:29,958 --> 00:44:31,460 his parents are shitty people? 826 00:44:31,543 --> 00:44:34,672 Yeah. So, maybe you should rethink who your role models are. 827 00:44:37,591 --> 00:44:40,344 - What about Shelby and Franklin? - What about Shelby and Franklin? 828 00:44:40,427 --> 00:44:43,847 You don't know the first thing about vinyl, and I am certainly not from Darien. 829 00:44:44,348 --> 00:44:48,352 Okay? These are the lies that both of us made up to get what we want. 830 00:44:52,648 --> 00:44:53,732 Hmm. 831 00:44:53,816 --> 00:44:58,612 Storming off, fantastic. That's what people who're right and not hypocrites do. 832 00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:00,781 Speak more words and I'll hurt you. 833 00:45:12,126 --> 00:45:14,837 - Maybe you're right. - About which thing? There were a couple. 834 00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:17,005 Maybe I am a hypocrite, okay? 835 00:45:20,342 --> 00:45:22,761 My parents say that I stomp around 836 00:45:23,137 --> 00:45:24,596 in my boots looking tough... 837 00:45:26,140 --> 00:45:27,349 to push people away, 838 00:45:28,016 --> 00:45:29,017 because 839 00:45:30,436 --> 00:45:34,356 I'm too scared to show people who I really am. 840 00:45:37,860 --> 00:45:40,904 Oh, God, if anyone actually heard me saying this. 841 00:45:45,325 --> 00:45:48,120 - Yeah, you know what I mean. - You're gonna be fine, okay? 842 00:45:48,203 --> 00:45:49,872 You are Celia Lieberman. 843 00:45:49,955 --> 00:45:53,751 And being weird and confident are not mutually exclusive elements to life. 844 00:45:53,834 --> 00:45:55,586 You happen to be a master of both of them. 845 00:45:56,170 --> 00:45:58,297 - Do you really mean that? - Yes. 846 00:46:01,008 --> 00:46:02,593 - Thanks. - You are welcome. 847 00:46:04,470 --> 00:46:06,805 So, I can Brooks' house from across the street, 848 00:46:06,889 --> 00:46:09,349 and sitting beside the outgoing mailbox, 849 00:46:09,433 --> 00:46:11,351 there's this big flimsy cardboard box, 850 00:46:11,435 --> 00:46:16,023 with like 20 postage stamps stuck to it and just one word written across the top, 851 00:46:16,106 --> 00:46:17,149 Idaho. 852 00:46:17,232 --> 00:46:20,736 So, the mailman picks it up, and immediately the box gives out, 853 00:46:20,819 --> 00:46:24,239 and little six-year-old Brooks slips out the bottom, 854 00:46:24,323 --> 00:46:25,866 and hits the pavement like, "Bam!" 855 00:46:26,492 --> 00:46:29,203 I'm hiding across the street watching it all, like... 856 00:46:30,037 --> 00:46:34,374 - Just laughing my ass off. - Okay, wait, so what did you do? 857 00:46:34,458 --> 00:46:37,628 I mean the only thing that I could do is "Good afternoon, Mr. Postman," 858 00:46:37,711 --> 00:46:40,047 and I grabbed my backpack and went back inside my house. 859 00:46:40,672 --> 00:46:43,467 I can't believe you tried to mail yourself to Idaho. 860 00:46:43,550 --> 00:46:45,928 - Thanks, Brooks. - Thank you so much. I got this. 861 00:46:46,011 --> 00:46:47,429 - Thank you. - Yeah, of course. 862 00:46:47,513 --> 00:46:49,431 - Nice guy. - Fancy man. 863 00:46:51,809 --> 00:46:54,770 Okay, so of all places, why Idaho? 864 00:46:55,854 --> 00:46:57,439 It's where his mom lives. 865 00:46:57,523 --> 00:47:00,901 Yeah, she's married to some rich pediatrician 866 00:47:00,984 --> 00:47:04,655 or rich plastic surgeon, rich pediatric plastic surgeon. 867 00:47:05,322 --> 00:47:07,074 And they have two kids together 868 00:47:08,492 --> 00:47:10,953 and every year they send Brooks and his dad a Christmas card 869 00:47:11,578 --> 00:47:13,956 with a picture of her whole new family. 870 00:47:14,873 --> 00:47:17,125 You know, which to me, seems totally screwed up. 871 00:47:24,216 --> 00:47:25,384 See you, Tino! 872 00:47:25,509 --> 00:47:26,509 Tino! 873 00:47:31,265 --> 00:47:33,475 - Was that tuna melt on seven grain? - If only. 874 00:47:33,767 --> 00:47:37,187 - Uh? Tuna melt on seven grain? - It's nothing. 875 00:47:37,271 --> 00:47:40,816 Murph here has a little crush on one of the Sub shop regulars. 876 00:47:40,899 --> 00:47:42,943 We don't know his name, so we call him by his order. 877 00:47:43,026 --> 00:47:44,570 He hasn't been in the shop for a week. 878 00:47:44,653 --> 00:47:47,322 I think I scared him off by pre-making his sandwich. 879 00:47:47,406 --> 00:47:49,324 Aw, you pre-made his sandwich? 880 00:47:49,408 --> 00:47:51,785 - That is adorable. - Listen, you're gonna be fine. 881 00:47:51,869 --> 00:47:53,370 He'll show up, and if not, 882 00:47:53,620 --> 00:47:54,788 who cares, right? 883 00:47:54,872 --> 00:47:58,834 You are going to find the right sandwich one day, my friend. 884 00:47:58,917 --> 00:48:00,627 That is the lamest thing you've ever said. 885 00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:03,755 - Yeah, but you're laughing, aren't you? - Get away from me, get away. 886 00:48:03,839 --> 00:48:06,341 I'm glad someone's getting something out of my dating life. 887 00:48:06,425 --> 00:48:07,425 Yeah. 888 00:48:08,343 --> 00:48:12,389 All right, Godspeed to you on your date tonight. 889 00:48:13,515 --> 00:48:14,515 Are you ready to 890 00:48:15,017 --> 00:48:16,226 get some zombies? 891 00:48:17,936 --> 00:48:18,936 I am. 892 00:48:20,689 --> 00:48:22,190 But you seem unenthusiastic. 893 00:48:22,691 --> 00:48:25,444 No, man. I got a request while we were eating. 894 00:48:25,527 --> 00:48:26,361 Take it. 895 00:48:26,445 --> 00:48:27,613 What? Are you serious? 896 00:48:27,696 --> 00:48:28,696 Really. 897 00:48:28,989 --> 00:48:31,533 All right, thank you. You're a really good friend. 898 00:48:31,617 --> 00:48:33,118 Hey, good to meet you. 899 00:48:33,201 --> 00:48:34,286 Yeah, you too. 900 00:48:41,668 --> 00:48:43,587 - It was what? - It was, it was… 901 00:48:50,218 --> 00:48:52,638 - Your insurance must be so high. - Yeah. 902 00:48:55,474 --> 00:48:56,475 You know what? 903 00:48:56,558 --> 00:48:59,728 Does the master have any advice for me, for my big date? 904 00:48:59,811 --> 00:49:02,851 Yeah, I do actually. - Good. - Don't dance. 905 00:49:03,523 --> 00:49:07,527 - That is so offensive. Get out of my car. - I was just trying to help you. 906 00:49:07,611 --> 00:49:09,655 You know, today was horrible 907 00:49:10,447 --> 00:49:11,531 until it wasn't. 908 00:49:12,824 --> 00:49:13,824 I agree. 909 00:49:15,035 --> 00:49:19,039 Do me a favor, would you have fun tonight? Seriously, you're gonna dazzle him. 910 00:49:21,375 --> 00:49:22,376 Unless you don't. 911 00:49:23,126 --> 00:49:24,878 Get out of my car. 912 00:49:25,420 --> 00:49:27,214 - I will drive off. - Okay. 913 00:49:27,673 --> 00:49:29,758 - Right now. - I'm out. Have a good night. 914 00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:34,580 The truth about coffee, 915 00:49:35,722 --> 00:49:37,099 it's all in the grind. 916 00:49:37,808 --> 00:49:40,268 It has to be precise or the water, 917 00:49:40,352 --> 00:49:43,772 it seeps through the filter too quickly, and you end up with a weak-ass brew. 918 00:49:45,065 --> 00:49:47,734 Wow, you know a lot about coffee. 919 00:49:47,818 --> 00:49:49,695 Pour Over is an art form. 920 00:49:49,778 --> 00:49:52,197 It's not like that overly processed swill you've got. 921 00:49:53,198 --> 00:49:56,118 I don't know, I kind of like my overly processed swill. 922 00:49:56,535 --> 00:49:57,744 I'm sorry. 923 00:49:59,454 --> 00:50:02,082 I didn't mean to insult you. I ramble when I'm nervous. 924 00:50:02,749 --> 00:50:04,543 Wait, did you just say you're nervous? 925 00:50:04,626 --> 00:50:06,169 - Of course I am. - Why? 926 00:50:06,253 --> 00:50:10,007 I don't know if this is a date or not, because you have a boyfriend. 927 00:50:10,090 --> 00:50:11,758 Oh, Brooks is not... 928 00:50:12,300 --> 00:50:15,512 Um, he is my boyfriend, and we are dating hard. 929 00:50:15,595 --> 00:50:18,724 We're dating hard, but, you know, we have, um, 930 00:50:20,058 --> 00:50:23,895 one of those advanced modern relationships. 931 00:50:23,979 --> 00:50:25,564 We don't belong to anyone. 932 00:50:25,647 --> 00:50:28,191 I watched this Nat Geo doc about dung beetles, 933 00:50:28,275 --> 00:50:32,070 how they find their mates by analyzing the movements of a prospective mate's wings, 934 00:50:32,487 --> 00:50:36,992 and if they move in the same specific way, they know they found their mate. 935 00:50:38,035 --> 00:50:40,912 Watching you and Brooks, you move the same, 936 00:50:41,246 --> 00:50:43,582 like a couple of adorable dung beetles. 937 00:50:46,168 --> 00:50:47,168 Well, 938 00:50:48,086 --> 00:50:50,464 we're not shit-eating beetles, though. 939 00:50:52,299 --> 00:50:55,969 We're actually gonna be breaking up very soon. In fact, very soon. 940 00:50:56,053 --> 00:50:57,095 - Okay. - Um-hmm. 941 00:50:57,929 --> 00:50:59,056 So, I'm encouraged. 942 00:50:59,973 --> 00:51:01,892 - Oh, hi. - Hey. 943 00:51:03,226 --> 00:51:06,146 So, you're into vinyl, 944 00:51:07,105 --> 00:51:09,816 and you're obviously very passionate about coffee. 945 00:51:10,108 --> 00:51:11,401 What else are you into? 946 00:51:12,027 --> 00:51:15,530 I'm passionate about a lot of things, most of all, my art. 947 00:51:16,198 --> 00:51:18,033 That's cool, I like art. 948 00:51:18,116 --> 00:51:20,285 - What's your medium? - The street. 949 00:51:21,620 --> 00:51:22,454 No. 950 00:51:22,537 --> 00:51:26,208 Actually, you may have seen some of my stuff, like, around town. 951 00:51:27,042 --> 00:51:28,042 What? 952 00:51:30,462 --> 00:51:31,671 - Oh. - I'm... 953 00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:32,755 Don't say it. 954 00:51:33,173 --> 00:51:34,508 I'm Trashbug. 955 00:51:35,926 --> 00:51:36,927 You said it. 956 00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:39,054 You said who you are. 957 00:51:39,137 --> 00:51:40,806 - Are you familiar with my work? - Uh-huh. 958 00:51:40,889 --> 00:51:43,558 Okay, you know how I did like a baby in a gas mask, 959 00:51:43,642 --> 00:51:45,477 and I did like an old man in gas mask. 960 00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:46,478 Oh, yeah. 961 00:51:46,561 --> 00:51:50,148 Right now, I'm working on something that is going to blow those away. 962 00:51:50,857 --> 00:51:52,442 A cat in a gas mask. 963 00:51:53,860 --> 00:51:57,531 It's a commentary on itself and on Dr. Seuss. I mean, cats don't wear hats. 964 00:51:58,990 --> 00:52:00,117 That is 965 00:52:01,660 --> 00:52:03,578 a very creative idea. 966 00:52:14,172 --> 00:52:15,090 Dude, 967 00:52:15,173 --> 00:52:18,343 Saturday night was insane. I just can't tell if it was in a good or bad way. 968 00:52:18,426 --> 00:52:22,597 You think high school parties are crazy, they have got nothing on office parties. 969 00:52:22,681 --> 00:52:25,350 I saw a drunk guy snort a line of printer toner. 970 00:52:28,103 --> 00:52:30,188 Thanks again for letting me off the hook. 971 00:52:31,565 --> 00:52:34,276 Wow, what a great image of our friendship. 972 00:52:34,359 --> 00:52:35,735 I'm a fisherman, 973 00:52:35,819 --> 00:52:38,238 reeling you in against your will to your death. 974 00:52:38,321 --> 00:52:40,782 That's not how I meant it. How was your night? 975 00:52:40,866 --> 00:52:44,536 I was alone, so I got paired with this group of drunk Germans. 976 00:52:44,619 --> 00:52:46,454 They didn't speak a word of English, 977 00:52:46,538 --> 00:52:49,583 so I wasn't included in any of the puzzle solving, and to top if all off, 978 00:52:49,666 --> 00:52:52,002 a zombie, it got me in like the first ten minutes. 979 00:52:52,419 --> 00:52:54,880 - The zombie actually bit you? - No. 980 00:52:55,714 --> 00:52:56,882 One of the Germans did. 981 00:53:01,636 --> 00:53:04,306 It's not funny, sorry, just... 982 00:53:06,641 --> 00:53:09,686 It is a little funny. It's funny, if you think it's funny too. 983 00:53:09,769 --> 00:53:11,062 But only if you... 984 00:53:11,605 --> 00:53:13,398 - It's funny. Come on. - I gotta go to class. 985 00:53:13,481 --> 00:53:14,481 Murph. 986 00:53:17,527 --> 00:53:18,695 Murph. 987 00:53:23,825 --> 00:53:26,411 - Hey. - No, you do not talk, I do the talking. 988 00:53:26,494 --> 00:53:27,329 Excuse me? 989 00:53:27,412 --> 00:53:28,412 I trusted you, 990 00:53:28,455 --> 00:53:31,625 Celia, and you chewed up that trust and you spit it in my face. 991 00:53:31,708 --> 00:53:36,296 - Okay, what the hell is going on? - I'm practicing for the big show. 992 00:53:36,379 --> 00:53:39,549 - Come on, did you forget? - Oh, yeah, our breakup. 993 00:53:40,008 --> 00:53:44,095 So, I'm thinking that Shelby and Franklin need to be there when it happens, 994 00:53:44,179 --> 00:53:45,472 so when we go off on our own, 995 00:53:45,555 --> 00:53:47,098 they're gonna wanna console us. 996 00:53:47,182 --> 00:53:50,310 Oh, shit, I almost forgot to ask you, how did your date go? 997 00:53:53,730 --> 00:53:54,730 Well, 998 00:53:55,482 --> 00:53:56,900 it was the... 999 00:53:57,108 --> 00:53:59,027 start of something great. 1000 00:53:59,110 --> 00:54:00,153 I, for one, 1001 00:54:00,237 --> 00:54:01,780 am super happy for you. 1002 00:54:01,863 --> 00:54:03,823 I am also happy for me 1003 00:54:04,157 --> 00:54:05,157 too. 1004 00:54:05,533 --> 00:54:07,369 - Yay. - Okay. 1005 00:54:07,452 --> 00:54:09,246 Dope, see ya. 1006 00:54:09,871 --> 00:54:11,122 Yeah, I'll see you later. 1007 00:54:25,804 --> 00:54:27,013 I don't know. 1008 00:54:27,097 --> 00:54:28,181 You don't know what? 1009 00:54:29,182 --> 00:54:31,393 It doesn't really feel like me. 1010 00:54:32,769 --> 00:54:33,979 You look incredible. 1011 00:54:52,706 --> 00:54:53,706 - Hi. - Hi. 1012 00:54:54,249 --> 00:54:55,417 - All set? - Yeah. 1013 00:54:58,169 --> 00:54:59,169 Dressed to kill. 1014 00:55:02,173 --> 00:55:03,300 Nice. 1015 00:55:03,717 --> 00:55:05,760 You know, to kill our fake love. 1016 00:55:06,219 --> 00:55:07,419 Good, that's good. Tight dress. 1017 00:55:11,474 --> 00:55:13,893 - High heels. - Cool. 1018 00:55:16,146 --> 00:55:18,064 A live python around my neck. 1019 00:55:18,148 --> 00:55:20,668 Sorry, I'm just trying to figure out what I'm gonna say tonight. 1020 00:55:20,734 --> 00:55:22,193 You're writing a breakup script? 1021 00:55:22,277 --> 00:55:24,946 Not a breakup script, more like breakup bullet points. 1022 00:55:25,864 --> 00:55:26,864 Oh, wow. 1023 00:55:27,657 --> 00:55:29,284 Celia, you look great. 1024 00:55:29,367 --> 00:55:30,367 Thanks. 1025 00:55:31,661 --> 00:55:32,579 Where's the snake? 1026 00:55:32,662 --> 00:55:33,662 Ha. 1027 00:55:33,955 --> 00:55:35,540 - What's the plan? - Right. 1028 00:55:35,623 --> 00:55:37,751 Um, so I was thinking 1029 00:55:38,710 --> 00:55:39,961 you're gonna go in first. 1030 00:55:41,504 --> 00:55:44,090 You walk around, mingle a bit, do your thing. 1031 00:55:45,633 --> 00:55:50,055 Then, at exactly eight o'clock, you strike up a conversation with Franklin. 1032 00:55:50,430 --> 00:55:53,224 It'll play better if it seems like I'm catching you in the act. 1033 00:55:53,308 --> 00:55:56,686 You can put a gas mask on anything and have a real impact on people, 1034 00:55:56,770 --> 00:55:59,356 like Thomas Jefferson, Mr. Rogers, 1035 00:56:00,106 --> 00:56:01,106 the Pope. 1036 00:56:01,649 --> 00:56:02,649 Huh? 1037 00:56:02,817 --> 00:56:03,817 The Pope. 1038 00:56:04,277 --> 00:56:07,322 That is brilliant. I gotta jot that down. 1039 00:56:07,989 --> 00:56:11,493 You know that story about the guy who has to push a boulder up a hill? 1040 00:56:11,701 --> 00:56:13,787 Every time it gets to the top it rolls back down 1041 00:56:13,870 --> 00:56:15,705 and he has to start all over again. 1042 00:56:16,456 --> 00:56:18,249 That's what talking to you is like. 1043 00:56:19,376 --> 00:56:20,293 Thank you. 1044 00:56:20,377 --> 00:56:22,504 So, you're saying I'm like Sisyphus? 1045 00:56:23,213 --> 00:56:24,547 Oh, my God! 1046 00:56:25,006 --> 00:56:27,217 You have a lot of nerve showing up here with him! 1047 00:56:27,634 --> 00:56:28,634 Okay. 1048 00:56:30,595 --> 00:56:33,848 - What are you talking about? - You know exactly what I'm talking about. 1049 00:56:33,932 --> 00:56:36,559 - I heard about your little date. - It was just coffee. 1050 00:56:36,643 --> 00:56:40,313 Please, to quote the great George Costanza, "Coffee is not coffee," 1051 00:56:40,397 --> 00:56:42,524 coffee is sex. 1052 00:56:42,690 --> 00:56:44,025 Coffee is better than sex. 1053 00:56:44,567 --> 00:56:46,611 Especially from the rare Kopi Luwak bean. 1054 00:56:47,779 --> 00:56:49,864 You think you're so much better than me, Celia? 1055 00:56:49,948 --> 00:56:51,828 Better than everyone here, but I know the truth. 1056 00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:53,576 You're nothing but a hypocrite. 1057 00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:54,994 A fake. 1058 00:56:55,078 --> 00:56:58,415 - Hold on a second. - So you stomp around in those boots, 1059 00:56:58,498 --> 00:57:01,084 and you act so tough, but that's all it is. 1060 00:57:01,709 --> 00:57:04,087 - It's just an act. - Brooks, please don't do this. 1061 00:57:04,170 --> 00:57:06,840 A defense mechanism, see it's a poor attempt 1062 00:57:07,215 --> 00:57:08,591 at pushing people away. 1063 00:57:08,675 --> 00:57:10,969 You're afraid that if somebody got too close to you, 1064 00:57:11,052 --> 00:57:13,452 they might actually find out the truth. That Celia Lieberman, 1065 00:57:14,931 --> 00:57:15,931 she's boring. 1066 00:57:17,517 --> 00:57:20,520 You wanna push me away? Go ahead, cos we're through, baby. 1067 00:57:20,603 --> 00:57:22,021 We are done, we are... 1068 00:57:25,275 --> 00:57:27,068 How's that for a defense mechanism? 1069 00:57:29,863 --> 00:57:31,573 God, I hate these shoes. 1070 00:57:32,949 --> 00:57:33,949 Celia. 1071 00:57:37,287 --> 00:57:39,205 Celia! My dung beetle. 1072 00:57:59,476 --> 00:58:00,476 Brooks. 1073 00:58:03,354 --> 00:58:06,191 - Hey, are you good? - Yeah, I'm fine. 1074 00:58:06,357 --> 00:58:10,361 Uh, physically I'm fine, but emotionally I'm... 1075 00:58:10,570 --> 00:58:11,570 a wreck. 1076 00:58:11,613 --> 00:58:14,782 I hate to admit it, but I kind of saw this one coming. 1077 00:58:14,866 --> 00:58:17,368 I mean, those two were being really chummy at my party. 1078 00:58:17,869 --> 00:58:20,205 Yeah, well I can be oblivious sometimes. 1079 00:58:20,288 --> 00:58:22,081 Thank you for rubbing that in. 1080 00:58:43,937 --> 00:58:47,732 - So, here's a question. - Yes, whatever it is, yes. 1081 00:58:49,984 --> 00:58:51,486 Will you go to formal with me? 1082 00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:58,576 I mean, do I have to speak or can you read my alarming fast heart rate? Yes. 1083 00:59:04,499 --> 00:59:07,544 Hold on, you guys have another formal? How many does your school have? 1084 00:59:07,627 --> 00:59:10,046 As many that are needed to fund the new stables. 1085 00:59:12,090 --> 00:59:15,385 Murph, you will never believe what happened to me. Shelby kissed me. 1086 00:59:15,468 --> 00:59:20,014 Oh, dude, congrats. I always knew you could do it. 1087 00:59:20,765 --> 00:59:23,434 - Who's Shelby? - Toby, why are you here? Where's Murph? 1088 00:59:23,518 --> 00:59:25,728 - We switched shifts. - Why? Is he sick? 1089 00:59:25,812 --> 00:59:28,439 I don't think so, because it wasn't just for today. 1090 00:59:28,523 --> 00:59:30,567 It was for like the rest of the year. 1091 00:59:30,900 --> 00:59:33,570 - Did he say why? - No. 1092 00:59:35,196 --> 00:59:39,951 Oh, yeah, you know what, he did say that you were a selfish prick 1093 00:59:40,034 --> 00:59:43,037 and that you only think about yourself. 1094 00:59:44,831 --> 00:59:48,293 You don't think that has anything to do with him switching shifts, do you? 1095 00:59:51,087 --> 00:59:53,590 I guess you think this is pretty pathetic... 1096 00:59:54,465 --> 00:59:56,634 going for a walk with some old lady. 1097 00:59:57,427 --> 01:00:00,638 No, I feel like I actually needed this. 1098 01:00:01,472 --> 01:00:04,934 My granddaughter set this up. I don't know the first thing about apps, 1099 01:00:05,727 --> 01:00:08,646 unless it's the Bloomin' Onion at Outback Steakhouse. 1100 01:00:09,939 --> 01:00:11,691 - Now that's a good app. - Mm-hm. 1101 01:00:13,401 --> 01:00:17,780 My husband and I did this every day for the past 20 years. 1102 01:00:18,823 --> 01:00:22,118 - He passed away in June. - I'm so sorry to hear that. 1103 01:00:22,201 --> 01:00:23,286 Oliver. 1104 01:00:23,953 --> 01:00:24,954 That was his name. 1105 01:00:26,664 --> 01:00:28,666 He was ugly as sin. 1106 01:00:29,834 --> 01:00:31,252 His face was weird. 1107 01:00:32,962 --> 01:00:36,966 He had the right sized face on the wrong sized head. 1108 01:00:38,384 --> 01:00:40,303 Ol' smushy face, 1109 01:00:40,678 --> 01:00:41,971 that's what I called him. 1110 01:00:42,722 --> 01:00:43,848 That's real nice. 1111 01:00:44,974 --> 01:00:46,684 I didn't care what he looked like. 1112 01:00:47,894 --> 01:00:50,855 He made me laugh, and I liked being around him. 1113 01:00:52,857 --> 01:00:55,652 You want to know how you can tell if you're meant to be with someone? 1114 01:00:56,736 --> 01:00:58,488 - Please. - It's simple. 1115 01:00:59,238 --> 01:01:01,282 Just sit and have a conversation. 1116 01:01:02,492 --> 01:01:04,202 Some people when you talk to them, 1117 01:01:04,285 --> 01:01:06,913 it's like trying to listen to classical music 1118 01:01:06,996 --> 01:01:08,623 on a radio with no antenna. 1119 01:01:08,873 --> 01:01:11,626 You can push that dial back and forth all you want, 1120 01:01:11,709 --> 01:01:13,252 but you only get static. 1121 01:01:14,587 --> 01:01:17,215 But when you're meant to be with someone, 1122 01:01:18,007 --> 01:01:19,717 and they truly are the one, 1123 01:01:21,010 --> 01:01:22,220 you just sit, 1124 01:01:22,303 --> 01:01:23,763 start talking, 1125 01:01:24,722 --> 01:01:27,183 and a Beethoven sonata will begin to play. 1126 01:02:00,383 --> 01:02:03,302 You haven't mentioned the formal, Cel. It's tomorrow night. 1127 01:02:03,803 --> 01:02:06,013 Do you get a cut of the ticket sales or something? 1128 01:02:07,056 --> 01:02:09,767 - You are going, right? - I am actually. 1129 01:02:09,851 --> 01:02:11,227 - With whom? - Nobody. 1130 01:02:11,644 --> 01:02:12,854 I'm going whom-less. 1131 01:02:12,937 --> 01:02:14,230 What about Brooks? 1132 01:02:14,313 --> 01:02:17,316 I thought you guys were hanging out, 1133 01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:19,235 to use the parlance of your time. 1134 01:02:19,318 --> 01:02:21,779 Dad, no. I don't want to go with anybody. 1135 01:02:22,321 --> 01:02:25,032 Not Brooks Rattigan, not Franklin Volley, nobody. 1136 01:02:25,533 --> 01:02:27,201 - Okay? - Honey, listen... 1137 01:02:27,285 --> 01:02:28,536 No, Mom, can you listen? 1138 01:02:28,619 --> 01:02:32,540 I have the rest of my life to get hung up on relationships and dating, 1139 01:02:32,623 --> 01:02:35,126 and "Is he really into me?", and "What does this text mean?" 1140 01:02:35,209 --> 01:02:36,711 - And all that bullshit. - Celia. 1141 01:02:36,794 --> 01:02:41,634 Why is high school the time of your life that you're expected to be good at everything? 1142 01:02:41,674 --> 01:02:44,010 I just wanna be whatever I am. 1143 01:02:45,136 --> 01:02:46,262 And I'm proud of that. 1144 01:02:47,013 --> 01:02:49,849 I just wanted you to have a better high school experience than I had. 1145 01:02:51,642 --> 01:02:53,019 Here we go. 1146 01:02:53,102 --> 01:02:55,480 - Group hug. - No, that's good. 1147 01:02:55,563 --> 01:02:56,731 - Group hug. - Please. 1148 01:02:56,814 --> 01:03:00,067 - Yep. - Oh, do we have to? Stop. 1149 01:03:02,570 --> 01:03:03,905 Okay. 1150 01:03:23,883 --> 01:03:24,759 Wow. 1151 01:03:24,842 --> 01:03:27,094 You look incredible. 1152 01:03:27,345 --> 01:03:28,387 Thanks. 1153 01:03:28,471 --> 01:03:31,933 It only took three stylists, two hairdressers, one makeup artist, 1154 01:03:32,016 --> 01:03:35,186 Bioslimming active wrap, two hours of pilates, 1155 01:03:35,269 --> 01:03:38,064 and like 12 pounds of moisturizer to look this way. 1156 01:03:38,147 --> 01:03:40,191 Wow. I took a shower. 1157 01:03:41,275 --> 01:03:43,945 Hold on, wait, chivalry is not dead. 1158 01:03:44,904 --> 01:03:46,948 - All right. - Thank you. 1159 01:03:47,573 --> 01:03:48,573 You're welcome. 1160 01:03:50,201 --> 01:03:51,494 What's that smell? 1161 01:04:09,887 --> 01:04:12,390 We ordered our tuna crudo, like, ten minutes ago. 1162 01:04:13,766 --> 01:04:15,142 Yeah, it was a while ago. 1163 01:04:19,647 --> 01:04:23,109 So, Shelby, do you have any plans for after high school? 1164 01:04:24,318 --> 01:04:25,611 I don't know, it's tough. 1165 01:04:25,695 --> 01:04:28,406 I don't, like, have my whole life planned out or anything. 1166 01:04:28,489 --> 01:04:30,658 - Yeah, nobody does. - Exactly. 1167 01:04:31,367 --> 01:04:33,369 So, in the fall, I'll be going to Columbia, 1168 01:04:33,452 --> 01:04:35,580 where I'll major in applied economics in management 1169 01:04:35,663 --> 01:04:36,998 with a concentration in finance, 1170 01:04:37,081 --> 01:04:40,626 and of course, I'll intern at my father's hedge fund over the summers. 1171 01:04:41,043 --> 01:04:43,629 Then, it's off to Harvard Business School, where I'll get my MBA. 1172 01:04:44,589 --> 01:04:46,757 I'll graduate, get some seed money 1173 01:04:46,841 --> 01:04:49,135 and then open up my own private equity firm, but... 1174 01:04:50,177 --> 01:04:52,179 after that, it's all kind of up in the air. 1175 01:04:52,847 --> 01:04:55,016 You really have to get your shit together, huh? 1176 01:04:55,099 --> 01:04:56,434 Right, yeah. 1177 01:04:58,102 --> 01:05:01,102 - Yeah. - How about you? 1178 01:05:01,772 --> 01:05:03,274 - Me? - Yeah. 1179 01:05:04,358 --> 01:05:05,818 Well, I'm applying to Yale, 1180 01:05:06,611 --> 01:05:07,653 and then I'll... 1181 01:05:12,408 --> 01:05:15,536 Well, I've been obsessing over just 1182 01:05:15,953 --> 01:05:19,832 applying for so long, that I haven't even thought about what I would do if I got in. 1183 01:05:19,916 --> 01:05:22,168 - Seriously? - Yeah. 1184 01:05:24,420 --> 01:05:25,546 Yeah, but I'm 18. 1185 01:05:26,047 --> 01:05:30,176 I got time to figure out who I am and what I want to do. 1186 01:05:31,761 --> 01:05:32,845 You know what I mean? 1187 01:05:34,305 --> 01:05:35,305 No. 1188 01:05:42,605 --> 01:05:44,023 Here you go. Have a nice night. 1189 01:05:52,156 --> 01:05:53,849 - Oh, no. - What? 1190 01:05:54,325 --> 01:05:55,725 It's your ex. 1191 01:05:57,078 --> 01:05:58,746 Is this gonna be weird for you? 1192 01:05:58,829 --> 01:06:01,832 I mean, I personally don't care at all, but maybe you should? 1193 01:06:01,916 --> 01:06:03,125 No, it's fine. 1194 01:06:05,336 --> 01:06:07,922 Wow, she's a really bad dancer. 1195 01:06:15,471 --> 01:06:16,847 Yeah, she's the worst. 1196 01:06:20,101 --> 01:06:21,852 So, you wanna go get a table or...? 1197 01:06:21,936 --> 01:06:23,771 - Yeah, sure. - Brooks? 1198 01:06:25,022 --> 01:06:25,940 It is you. 1199 01:06:26,023 --> 01:06:27,817 Leah, hi. What are you doing here? 1200 01:06:27,900 --> 01:06:30,695 I go here. Look, I just really wanted to thank you, 1201 01:06:30,778 --> 01:06:33,531 you really helped me out a lot. If I hadn't used your services, 1202 01:06:33,614 --> 01:06:35,783 I wouldn't have been able to get with Larry, here. 1203 01:06:35,866 --> 01:06:38,744 - Hi, I'm Larry. - It's nice to meet you, Larry. 1204 01:06:38,828 --> 01:06:40,579 - Do you want to get that table? - Uh... 1205 01:06:40,663 --> 01:06:43,624 Wait, what do you mean, you used his services? 1206 01:06:43,708 --> 01:06:47,253 - This table right here. - His Stand-In app, Brooks for hire. 1207 01:06:47,712 --> 01:06:49,547 Isn't that what you're doing, Shelby? 1208 01:06:51,215 --> 01:06:54,927 Am I... am I paying somebody to go out with me? 1209 01:06:55,469 --> 01:06:57,221 God, no. Gross. 1210 01:06:58,180 --> 01:06:59,390 - Brooks? - Yeah? 1211 01:07:00,224 --> 01:07:02,059 What the hell is going on here? 1212 01:07:05,604 --> 01:07:06,604 I have a side... 1213 01:07:07,023 --> 01:07:09,525 business, where I go on dates with girls. 1214 01:07:11,318 --> 01:07:12,318 Why? 1215 01:07:14,447 --> 01:07:15,823 Wait. 1216 01:07:15,906 --> 01:07:19,118 You're not like a male prostitute or anything, right? 1217 01:07:19,201 --> 01:07:20,578 Like, what is it? 1218 01:07:20,953 --> 01:07:21,871 A male gigolo? 1219 01:07:21,954 --> 01:07:24,274 Well, all gigolos are males, but not all males are gigolos. 1220 01:07:24,623 --> 01:07:25,623 Gee... 1221 01:07:25,666 --> 01:07:29,336 No, it's clean and innocent. I swear, it's... 1222 01:07:31,213 --> 01:07:35,217 I do it because I need the money. Shelby, I'm not rich. I'm not from Darien. 1223 01:07:36,469 --> 01:07:40,181 I'm just some poor kid from Bridgeport, who wanted to impress you. 1224 01:07:41,348 --> 01:07:43,100 I mean, look at you, you are smart, 1225 01:07:43,309 --> 01:07:46,937 and strong and beautiful, and you are way too good for me. 1226 01:07:48,814 --> 01:07:49,814 You're right. 1227 01:07:50,691 --> 01:07:51,942 I am too good for you, 1228 01:07:52,526 --> 01:07:54,695 and not because I have more money than you, 1229 01:07:55,529 --> 01:07:56,989 it's because I'm not a liar. 1230 01:08:26,352 --> 01:08:27,353 Hi. 1231 01:08:28,877 --> 01:08:30,377 Hey. 1232 01:08:33,275 --> 01:08:34,443 Where is your date? 1233 01:08:35,111 --> 01:08:37,780 She is elsewhere. 1234 01:08:39,198 --> 01:08:41,200 I told her everything. 1235 01:08:43,953 --> 01:08:44,995 Where's Franklin? 1236 01:08:46,497 --> 01:08:48,082 Oh, you know, he's somewhere. 1237 01:08:48,916 --> 01:08:51,794 Probably making sure no-one ever wants to be an artist again. 1238 01:08:54,755 --> 01:08:56,799 - You guys didn't work out? - No. 1239 01:08:57,508 --> 01:09:00,344 No, we didn't. You know, he's not really my type. 1240 01:09:01,470 --> 01:09:04,390 Turns out I'm more into oblivious, 1241 01:09:04,849 --> 01:09:07,518 self-absorbed pricks, you know. 1242 01:09:10,604 --> 01:09:11,604 Right. 1243 01:09:14,692 --> 01:09:15,692 Well, then, 1244 01:09:17,903 --> 01:09:19,155 would you like to dance? 1245 01:09:27,371 --> 01:09:28,371 No. 1246 01:09:28,873 --> 01:09:29,873 No, I wouldn't. 1247 01:09:30,624 --> 01:09:31,624 Why not? 1248 01:09:32,751 --> 01:09:34,170 Because I'm not your backup. 1249 01:09:50,311 --> 01:09:51,604 You're home early. 1250 01:09:53,480 --> 01:09:54,480 Yeah. 1251 01:09:57,276 --> 01:09:58,276 Yeah. 1252 01:09:58,360 --> 01:10:02,072 Tonight didn't really go quite as I thought it would. 1253 01:10:02,323 --> 01:10:03,323 I'm sorry, kid. 1254 01:10:07,203 --> 01:10:09,038 You wanna lay it on me? 1255 01:10:17,713 --> 01:10:18,881 I've been a stand-in. 1256 01:10:20,132 --> 01:10:21,132 I see. 1257 01:10:21,550 --> 01:10:24,595 And what do those two words mean in this context? 1258 01:10:26,138 --> 01:10:28,557 Well, I started a dating service app. 1259 01:10:28,641 --> 01:10:30,142 - What? - Yeah. 1260 01:10:30,226 --> 01:10:31,226 I was the date, 1261 01:10:31,477 --> 01:10:32,311 the stand-in. 1262 01:10:32,394 --> 01:10:34,688 I've raised quite the entrepreneur, huh? 1263 01:10:34,772 --> 01:10:36,982 I mean, it was more just really... 1264 01:10:38,275 --> 01:10:40,361 school dances, and um... 1265 01:10:40,694 --> 01:10:43,113 art show openings. I went to a rodeo. 1266 01:10:43,197 --> 01:10:44,907 Oh, yeah, the cowboy outfit. 1267 01:10:44,990 --> 01:10:46,992 - You saw that? - Sure did, pardner. 1268 01:10:48,577 --> 01:10:51,705 Damn, Brooks, you did all that just to raise money for Yale? 1269 01:10:53,749 --> 01:10:57,169 I'd have sold a non-vital organ, if I'd known it meant that much to you. 1270 01:10:57,628 --> 01:10:59,713 There's a reason God gave us two kidneys. 1271 01:10:59,797 --> 01:11:03,175 That spare kidney is just a rainy day cash cow, sitting there. 1272 01:11:05,386 --> 01:11:07,096 It wasn't really just for the money. 1273 01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:09,974 I went out on all these dates 1274 01:11:10,057 --> 01:11:14,228 and pretended to be whatever it was that these girls wanted me to be, 1275 01:11:14,311 --> 01:11:16,272 because, I don't know, I thought that... 1276 01:11:16,772 --> 01:11:21,485 I thought that maybe I would find out who I am, and Miss Track... 1277 01:11:21,819 --> 01:11:24,947 quite cruelly pointed out that I have absolutely no idea who I am. 1278 01:11:25,030 --> 01:11:26,323 Anyway, it didn't work. 1279 01:11:26,407 --> 01:11:28,993 Yeah, well who the hell knows who they are anyway. 1280 01:11:29,076 --> 01:11:32,037 We are all just figuring it out as we go along. 1281 01:11:32,705 --> 01:11:33,831 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1282 01:11:34,373 --> 01:11:35,958 So, the best you can do is 1283 01:11:36,417 --> 01:11:38,711 reflect on who you were in the past 1284 01:11:38,794 --> 01:11:41,422 and compare that to who you wanna be in the future, 1285 01:11:41,922 --> 01:11:44,466 and you split the difference. That's who you are now. 1286 01:11:45,718 --> 01:11:47,469 Like, I was a success, 1287 01:11:48,012 --> 01:11:50,014 and I wanna be a success again. 1288 01:11:51,307 --> 01:11:52,975 And I was a good husband, 1289 01:11:53,934 --> 01:11:55,352 until your mom left us. 1290 01:11:55,936 --> 01:11:56,979 She left me, 1291 01:11:57,896 --> 01:12:00,816 but you know what I didn't fail at? Is being a good dad. 1292 01:12:01,984 --> 01:12:03,861 Because of who you turned out to be. 1293 01:12:04,945 --> 01:12:07,781 I know sometimes you think I gave up and... 1294 01:12:09,533 --> 01:12:11,243 yeah, maybe there's some truth in that. 1295 01:12:13,871 --> 01:12:15,289 But I never gave up on you. 1296 01:12:16,957 --> 01:12:17,957 I love you, bud. 1297 01:12:21,253 --> 01:12:23,613 - I love you too, Dad. - I know. 1298 01:13:01,460 --> 01:13:03,587 Bro, that's why he's here, isn't it? 1299 01:13:03,670 --> 01:13:05,047 Anyway, let's go get a sub. 1300 01:13:09,927 --> 01:13:10,928 - I'll be back. - Cool. 1301 01:13:16,558 --> 01:13:18,560 Not used to you being alone. 1302 01:13:18,644 --> 01:13:21,563 Yeah, well, I've successfully pushed everyone else away, so... 1303 01:13:23,690 --> 01:13:26,693 It occurred to me that I never would have been able to get 1304 01:13:26,777 --> 01:13:29,029 the Stand-In off the ground, if it wasn't for you. 1305 01:13:29,696 --> 01:13:31,532 And then once I finally got it to take off, 1306 01:13:31,615 --> 01:13:33,992 I shoved you out of the plane, so I am sorry. 1307 01:13:34,493 --> 01:13:35,994 It's not that big a deal, man. 1308 01:13:36,495 --> 01:13:37,746 Uh... 1309 01:13:37,830 --> 01:13:40,791 I have an emotional parachute that I've been weaving together, 1310 01:13:40,874 --> 01:13:42,584 every day I've been alive. 1311 01:13:43,293 --> 01:13:44,628 But how goes that Yale essay? 1312 01:13:45,129 --> 01:13:46,129 It's paused. 1313 01:13:46,296 --> 01:13:49,258 I'm not the best judge of my words or my actions right now. 1314 01:13:50,801 --> 01:13:52,094 How's tuna melt? 1315 01:13:52,177 --> 01:13:53,512 He came back to the shop, 1316 01:13:53,971 --> 01:13:57,391 so, good, I guess? Or, at the very least, not really bad. 1317 01:13:57,474 --> 01:14:01,019 He's not coming in for middle of the road sandwich cuisine. 1318 01:14:01,103 --> 01:14:02,563 I get it, you're intimidated, 1319 01:14:02,646 --> 01:14:05,649 he's taller, he's stronger, he's obviously better looking than you. 1320 01:14:06,150 --> 01:14:09,403 But you are the smart one, so you have got to make the first move. 1321 01:14:13,615 --> 01:14:16,910 So, I guess, let's both do better at what we have to do. 1322 01:14:16,994 --> 01:14:17,994 Huh? 1323 01:14:18,203 --> 01:14:19,037 Yeah. 1324 01:14:19,121 --> 01:14:20,414 Huh? 1325 01:14:21,165 --> 01:14:22,833 - All right. - All right. 1326 01:14:29,965 --> 01:14:30,799 Watch this. 1327 01:14:30,883 --> 01:14:34,052 Hey, Rattigan, dude, I heard what happened with you and my cousin, 1328 01:14:34,136 --> 01:14:36,263 and if it makes you feel any better, 1329 01:14:36,680 --> 01:14:38,432 I'll let you take my car for the weekend. 1330 01:14:39,308 --> 01:14:41,310 - No, I'm good. - Just kidding, I'm not... 1331 01:14:41,685 --> 01:14:44,188 - What? - I said, "I'm good." Thanks though, Reece. 1332 01:14:45,439 --> 01:14:47,232 - Really? - Yeah. 1333 01:14:47,858 --> 01:14:48,859 It's just a car. 1334 01:14:50,194 --> 01:14:52,404 Look, if you ever need someone to talk to, I'm here. 1335 01:14:53,113 --> 01:14:56,158 Okay, I know it can be rough when your parents go through a divorce. 1336 01:14:56,617 --> 01:14:58,577 It makes you act differently, so.... 1337 01:14:59,578 --> 01:15:01,163 Uh, what? 1338 01:15:55,842 --> 01:15:56,885 Hey, Celia. 1339 01:15:57,886 --> 01:15:58,886 Hey. 1340 01:16:00,722 --> 01:16:02,599 Thank you for saying yes to this. 1341 01:16:02,683 --> 01:16:04,601 Can I get you something, a coffee, or...? 1342 01:16:04,977 --> 01:16:06,770 I don't know, I have a Pour Over. 1343 01:16:06,853 --> 01:16:08,855 Franklin was right, they're kind of divine. 1344 01:16:08,939 --> 01:16:10,691 Oh, God, no. No, thank you. 1345 01:16:13,443 --> 01:16:15,070 So, how have you been? 1346 01:16:16,196 --> 01:16:17,196 Good. 1347 01:16:17,364 --> 01:16:18,699 I'm good. I'm really good. 1348 01:16:19,950 --> 01:16:20,950 That's good. 1349 01:16:21,368 --> 01:16:22,368 Um-hmm. 1350 01:16:25,622 --> 01:16:26,873 Well, I killed the app. 1351 01:16:27,457 --> 01:16:28,667 Oh, that right? 1352 01:16:29,543 --> 01:16:32,337 Well, in the spirit of honesty, which is kind of my new thing, 1353 01:16:32,421 --> 01:16:35,132 I haven't quite been able to bring myself to delete it, 1354 01:16:35,215 --> 01:16:37,551 but I have denied all the requests that are coming in. 1355 01:16:38,051 --> 01:16:39,928 And the women of the world weep. 1356 01:16:40,554 --> 01:16:43,807 Not really. There's a couple of copycat apps that have popped up. 1357 01:16:44,057 --> 01:16:46,977 The market is getting saturated. I got out of the game at a good time. 1358 01:16:47,561 --> 01:16:49,271 - Good. - Yeah. 1359 01:16:53,775 --> 01:16:56,320 - It's nice to see you. I miss you. - Brooks. 1360 01:16:57,487 --> 01:17:00,115 Please, just don't, okay? 1361 01:17:02,367 --> 01:17:04,494 Hey, am I gonna read the admissions letter or what? 1362 01:17:04,578 --> 01:17:05,704 Yes, sorry. 1363 01:17:06,330 --> 01:17:08,165 I hope you didn't waste too much time on it, 1364 01:17:08,248 --> 01:17:10,542 because based on your meeting with the Dean, 1365 01:17:10,626 --> 01:17:13,337 you could have drawn a picture of a bee and gotten in. 1366 01:17:14,046 --> 01:17:15,672 I actually didn't apply to Yale. 1367 01:17:16,465 --> 01:17:19,134 - Wait, what? - Yeah, I accepted UCONN's offer. 1368 01:17:21,511 --> 01:17:22,511 Uh... 1369 01:17:23,055 --> 01:17:27,100 Hold on, I thought Yale was everything to you. 1370 01:17:27,184 --> 01:17:28,184 It was. 1371 01:17:29,353 --> 01:17:30,687 It was and then I realized 1372 01:17:30,771 --> 01:17:33,357 that if I have to pretend to be someone else to get in, 1373 01:17:33,440 --> 01:17:35,942 then I probably don't belong there. 1374 01:17:36,026 --> 01:17:37,026 You know? 1375 01:17:43,450 --> 01:17:44,534 Brooks, what is this? 1376 01:17:51,375 --> 01:17:54,628 Dear Admissions Office of the University of Celia Lieberman, 1377 01:17:54,711 --> 01:17:56,797 First off, I just want to say what an honor it is 1378 01:17:56,880 --> 01:18:00,258 just to be considered as a potential attendee at your fine institution. 1379 01:18:00,342 --> 01:18:03,595 And secondly, this feels really creepy writing to you 1380 01:18:03,679 --> 01:18:06,640 as if you're a university and not a person, so I'll stop that now. 1381 01:18:07,140 --> 01:18:10,560 A few months ago, I was a guy who carried around this empty feeling. 1382 01:18:10,811 --> 01:18:12,938 Then, I thought that it could be filled by 1383 01:18:13,021 --> 01:18:14,314 driving the nicest car, 1384 01:18:15,357 --> 01:18:19,361 dating the most popular girl, or going to the fanciest school. 1385 01:18:20,112 --> 01:18:22,114 But the closer I got to having any of these things, 1386 01:18:22,197 --> 01:18:23,907 the deeper that empty feeling got. 1387 01:18:24,616 --> 01:18:27,160 I've been so many people these past few months. 1388 01:18:28,286 --> 01:18:31,456 A cowboy, an art connoisseur, an amateur beekeeper, 1389 01:18:31,540 --> 01:18:33,875 a prep school wannabe, a bad friend, 1390 01:18:33,959 --> 01:18:37,212 an obnoxious son and a self-obsessed prick. 1391 01:18:37,295 --> 01:18:39,423 But through it all there were little pockets of air 1392 01:18:39,506 --> 01:18:41,591 when I felt like I was truly myself, 1393 01:18:42,509 --> 01:18:44,302 and that was when I was with you. 1394 01:18:52,644 --> 01:18:55,272 I don't know if you're accepting applications right now, 1395 01:18:55,355 --> 01:18:58,442 but if not, I am totally willing to be wait-listed. 1396 01:19:04,781 --> 01:19:05,782 Hey. 1397 01:19:06,491 --> 01:19:08,785 I was gonna cook a steak, do you want one? 1398 01:19:08,869 --> 01:19:10,370 - No, thanks. - Are you sure? 1399 01:19:10,454 --> 01:19:12,289 - Yeah, I'm good. - All right. 1400 01:19:15,417 --> 01:19:16,417 Hey... 1401 01:19:16,835 --> 01:19:19,337 you actually got some mail. I put it on the table. 1402 01:19:20,797 --> 01:19:21,797 Oh, boy. 1403 01:19:22,174 --> 01:19:25,051 Just what I need. It's probably another rejection letter. 1404 01:19:27,220 --> 01:19:28,138 This is... 1405 01:19:28,221 --> 01:19:30,098 It must be one of the grants I applied for, 1406 01:19:30,182 --> 01:19:31,641 the Visionary Writing Award. 1407 01:19:31,725 --> 01:19:35,437 Dear Mr. Rattigan, in recognition of your unparalleled literary talent, 1408 01:19:35,520 --> 01:19:39,483 we would like to offer you this grant to further your career as a visionary writer. 1409 01:19:39,566 --> 01:19:42,903 - That's incredible, Dad. - Yeah! That's how we do it! 1410 01:19:43,987 --> 01:19:46,156 Steak night. Boom! 1411 01:20:23,193 --> 01:20:24,903 I shouldn't have slapped you. 1412 01:20:25,028 --> 01:20:27,781 I mean, it felt great for me, 1413 01:20:27,989 --> 01:20:29,699 but I shouldn't have slapped you. 1414 01:20:30,242 --> 01:20:34,788 - No, I think I deserved it. - Yeah, you did. 1415 01:20:35,413 --> 01:20:36,915 And, you know, I'd do it again. 1416 01:20:38,166 --> 01:20:39,835 But I'd really like to not have to. 1417 01:20:41,378 --> 01:20:42,963 So, are you ready to go? 1418 01:20:44,339 --> 01:20:45,173 Go where? 1419 01:20:45,257 --> 01:20:47,634 Our date. I'm taking you to the formal. 1420 01:20:47,717 --> 01:20:50,595 Another formal? How expensive are horse stables? 1421 01:20:50,679 --> 01:20:52,097 It's just a shed over an animal. 1422 01:20:52,180 --> 01:20:55,642 No, I'm not going to another formal for as long as I live. 1423 01:20:55,725 --> 01:20:59,271 Come on, I'm not taking no for an answer and you know how stubborn I can be. 1424 01:21:00,564 --> 01:21:01,898 I do know that. 1425 01:21:04,442 --> 01:21:05,694 - Fine. - Good answer. 1426 01:21:05,777 --> 01:21:09,239 But wait, you left literally all the fields blank on the app, so 1427 01:21:09,322 --> 01:21:12,325 what kind of personality would you like for your date? 1428 01:21:12,409 --> 01:21:14,202 There were so many good ones. 1429 01:21:14,995 --> 01:21:17,998 But I think I'm gonna go with regular old 1430 01:21:18,081 --> 01:21:21,501 no-frills, vanilla ice cream Brooks Rattigan. 1431 01:21:23,920 --> 01:21:25,380 I think I can make that happen. 1432 01:21:34,764 --> 01:21:35,764 Ooh! 1433 01:21:39,477 --> 01:21:40,562 Thanks, I got that. 1434 01:21:40,645 --> 01:21:42,814 - Nice of you to dress up. - Yeah. 1435 01:21:43,398 --> 01:21:45,442 I just... I do what she tells me to do. 1436 01:21:45,525 --> 01:21:46,568 - Um-hmm. - Um-hmm. 1437 01:21:46,651 --> 01:21:48,111 Hey, what's up? 1438 01:21:48,904 --> 01:21:49,904 Murph. 1439 01:21:50,864 --> 01:21:52,449 - This is incredible. - I know. 1440 01:21:53,158 --> 01:21:55,619 I can't take all the credit, the whole thing was Celia's idea, 1441 01:21:56,077 --> 01:21:57,996 and tuna melt is a whiz with décor. 1442 01:21:59,247 --> 01:22:00,247 What's his real name? 1443 01:22:02,334 --> 01:22:03,919 Oh, my God, you don't know. 1444 01:22:04,002 --> 01:22:05,629 How do you not know his name? 1445 01:22:05,712 --> 01:22:09,174 I keep hoping it will come up naturally and it never does. 1446 01:22:09,257 --> 01:22:11,551 And I can't ask him now, I'm in too deep. 1447 01:22:13,345 --> 01:22:17,057 Look, I know it's early, but if you're in need of a roommate next year... 1448 01:22:18,183 --> 01:22:19,183 No. 1449 01:22:19,351 --> 01:22:21,311 - Wait, you're going to UCONN? - I am. 1450 01:22:21,394 --> 01:22:24,189 I didn't think they'd accept me, considering my GPA is a bit iffy, 1451 01:22:24,272 --> 01:22:26,733 but I showed them some of my apps, and they were impressed. 1452 01:22:26,816 --> 01:22:28,976 Who told you the Stand-In would be good for both of us? 1453 01:22:29,027 --> 01:22:30,654 Not the Stand-In, they hated it. 1454 01:22:30,737 --> 01:22:31,571 - What? - They hated it. 1455 01:22:31,655 --> 01:22:33,156 They liked MyTraxx, 1456 01:22:33,448 --> 01:22:36,117 and I tweaked it to be applicable for student loans. 1457 01:22:36,326 --> 01:22:38,578 You know, which makes me a genius. 1458 01:22:38,662 --> 01:22:42,040 - Congratulations, man. - Hey, Murph, help me with this table. 1459 01:22:42,540 --> 01:22:43,540 Got it, uh... 1460 01:22:43,875 --> 01:22:44,875 man. 1461 01:22:46,503 --> 01:22:50,548 Hey, I can bear this wait no longer, you've gotta tell me. 1462 01:22:51,508 --> 01:22:52,592 Did I get in? 1463 01:22:53,343 --> 01:22:54,386 Hmm. 1464 01:22:54,469 --> 01:22:55,595 It was a tough call. 1465 01:22:56,262 --> 01:22:59,849 I mean, your essay was littered with sentence fragments and run-ons, 1466 01:22:59,933 --> 01:23:02,143 like, seriously, but, 1467 01:23:02,602 --> 01:23:04,479 after careful consideration, 1468 01:23:05,689 --> 01:23:09,776 the Admissions Board of the University of Celia Lieberman 1469 01:23:09,859 --> 01:23:12,487 is pleased to inform you that, yes, you are accepted. 1470 01:23:14,656 --> 01:23:16,908 - Come on! - Hey, don't get too excited. 1471 01:23:16,992 --> 01:23:21,162 You are on a probationary basis, okay? Like, one semester at a time. 1472 01:23:21,246 --> 01:23:23,164 Okay. Well, I'll take what I can get. 1473 01:23:23,248 --> 01:23:27,210 So, I mean, what are you gonna do to celebrate this acceptance? 1474 01:23:27,293 --> 01:23:29,462 There are a few things that I'd like to do. 1475 01:23:29,546 --> 01:23:31,047 Oh, inform me. What? 1476 01:23:31,131 --> 01:23:32,882 Well, one, 1477 01:23:33,508 --> 01:23:35,135 I really wanna do this. 1478 01:23:43,810 --> 01:23:44,810 And two, 1479 01:23:46,146 --> 01:23:47,397 I wanna do that again. 1480 01:24:00,535 --> 01:24:01,535 And three, 1481 01:24:02,829 --> 01:24:04,039 I want to dance. 1482 01:24:04,873 --> 01:24:07,834 Oh, you think you can keep up with me? 1483 01:24:07,917 --> 01:24:09,461 Well, I'd like to try. 1484 01:24:17,927 --> 01:24:19,054 Whoa! 1485 01:24:23,850 --> 01:24:24,850 Yes, Murph. 1486 01:24:25,769 --> 01:24:26,811 Hello, Celia. 1486 01:24:27,305 --> 01:24:33,776 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 116722

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