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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.SubtitleDB.org today 2 00:00:15,305 --> 00:00:21,805 Subtitles by Darkopal 3 00:00:34,296 --> 00:00:36,025 Hang on there, Clyde! 4 00:00:36,432 --> 00:00:38,028 Sorry, miss, we're closed. 5 00:00:38,163 --> 00:00:40,703 Just look at what I'm selling! You'll plotz! 6 00:00:54,950 --> 00:00:57,009 Good work, Harley girl. 7 00:00:58,087 --> 00:01:02,387 Now, what would be a suitable trade for our joke in the box? 8 00:01:15,337 --> 00:01:17,576 For some reason, this just speaks to me. 9 00:01:17,677 --> 00:01:18,977 What do you think, Harl? 10 00:01:19,208 --> 00:01:21,005 It's you, puddin'! 11 00:01:32,821 --> 00:01:35,346 Awfully nice doing business with you. 12 00:01:35,491 --> 00:01:36,480 Thanks. 13 00:01:37,559 --> 00:01:38,992 What a pleasant fellow. 14 00:01:45,300 --> 00:01:50,337 It's weird. All this junk and the Joker only takes one lousy statue. 15 00:01:50,773 --> 00:01:54,436 Especially since we've heard on the streets he's desperate for cash these days. 16 00:01:54,676 --> 00:01:57,509 Things are never what they seem with the Joker. 17 00:01:59,515 --> 00:02:02,040 I guess the night brings out all the wackos. 18 00:02:09,658 --> 00:02:12,525 It was made of jade, worth maybe one hundred grand. 19 00:02:15,397 --> 00:02:17,126 I'd like a closer look. 20 00:02:20,602 --> 00:02:23,730 Hey, he can't leave a crime scene with evidence. 21 00:02:23,972 --> 00:02:26,065 You want to stop him? Be my guest! 22 00:02:47,830 --> 00:02:52,164 According to this, the Laughing Dragon has own reputation. 23 00:02:53,936 --> 00:02:57,030 Ever since it was carved in China, nearly thirty years ago... 24 00:02:57,105 --> 00:03:00,973 ...it has passed to several owners, all of them died prematurely. 25 00:03:01,310 --> 00:03:03,039 And I can tell you why. 26 00:03:03,579 --> 00:03:06,844 This so called jade is admitting low level radiation. 27 00:03:09,017 --> 00:03:12,732 Alfred, isn't Bruce Wayne about due for a trip to Metropolis? 28 00:03:12,855 --> 00:03:15,847 Yes but do you think this is a appropriate time? 29 00:03:17,159 --> 00:03:19,525 I'd say the timing couldn't be better. 30 00:03:37,179 --> 00:03:39,224 Ladies and gentlemen of the press,... 31 00:03:39,458 --> 00:03:42,974 ...if you stay calm, you may actually live to write about this. 32 00:03:43,218 --> 00:03:44,947 Is the president secured? 33 00:03:45,020 --> 00:03:47,247 Copy. We've already informed him... 34 00:03:47,322 --> 00:03:49,213 ...about changing flight plans. 35 00:04:01,003 --> 00:04:03,801 Let's make an example of this hero. 36 00:04:07,509 --> 00:04:10,444 A very tragic example, I'm afraid, Miss...? 37 00:04:11,013 --> 00:04:11,911 Lane. 38 00:04:12,314 --> 00:04:16,348 Lane? Lois Lane? The one Superman always saves? 39 00:04:16,852 --> 00:04:18,319 Afraid, so. 40 00:04:33,302 --> 00:04:35,236 Thanks for strapping me in. 41 00:04:55,591 --> 00:04:57,957 Happy I can help out, Mr. President. 42 00:05:04,833 --> 00:05:07,495 I hope I didn't shake you and the others up too bad. 43 00:05:07,803 --> 00:05:10,465 I had to say, I've got used to it. 44 00:05:16,778 --> 00:05:17,870 Um, Superman? 45 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:19,710 Yes? 46 00:05:21,750 --> 00:05:25,039 Um, how can I put this: I was just thinking... 47 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:26,840 ...it might be nice to see each other... 48 00:05:26,922 --> 00:05:30,221 ...when I wasn't, I don't know, falling out a window or something. 49 00:05:30,292 --> 00:05:33,955 Not that I'm not grateful for all the times you've helped me, you understand. 50 00:05:34,229 --> 00:05:36,163 - I understand. - You do? 51 00:05:44,306 --> 00:05:48,572 - It's the First National Bank. - You better go. People might... 52 00:05:49,344 --> 00:05:50,470 ...get hurt. 53 00:05:56,018 --> 00:05:57,383 "I understand, Lois." 54 00:05:57,452 --> 00:06:00,478 "Really, you do? Yep, you're a complete moron." 55 00:06:00,555 --> 00:06:04,814 "Why thank you, Superman, I think I'm a total loser, too." Jeez. 56 00:06:05,327 --> 00:06:08,023 "A grateful president with stocks heartfelt thanks... 57 00:06:08,096 --> 00:06:11,361 "...to Metropolis' favourite son, Superman." 58 00:06:12,801 --> 00:06:14,393 Favourite son of a... 59 00:06:16,772 --> 00:06:17,534 Mercy! 60 00:06:17,739 --> 00:06:19,730 Start the car. I'm coming down. 61 00:06:22,044 --> 00:06:23,341 Right away, Lex. 62 00:06:45,233 --> 00:06:46,825 The office, now. 63 00:06:48,070 --> 00:06:49,469 Swell, Mr. L. 64 00:06:51,740 --> 00:06:54,470 Mr. L.? Mercy? 65 00:06:56,278 --> 00:06:58,439 Oh, yeah. She had a little accident. 66 00:07:10,492 --> 00:07:11,818 All right, missy. 67 00:07:11,893 --> 00:07:14,043 I don't know what your game is but I promise you,... 68 00:07:14,060 --> 00:07:15,460 ...you'll pay dearly for this! 69 00:07:16,164 --> 00:07:17,859 You're dead! Do you hear me? 70 00:07:19,234 --> 00:07:20,633 Blah, blah, blah. 71 00:07:22,037 --> 00:07:25,165 Whoa, momma, check out the cute hitchhiker! 72 00:07:36,384 --> 00:07:37,373 Joker. 73 00:07:37,753 --> 00:07:41,955 Lexy, you old kid. Do I have a deal for you. 74 00:07:55,504 --> 00:07:57,836 Rich Corinthian leather. 75 00:07:58,340 --> 00:07:59,602 What do you want? 76 00:08:00,909 --> 00:08:03,844 I sense we are kindred spirits, you and I. 77 00:08:04,079 --> 00:08:07,446 Oh, there are differences, to be sure... like hair. 78 00:08:08,717 --> 00:08:12,517 But underneath it all, we are both entreprenuers, men of vision. 79 00:08:12,788 --> 00:08:15,985 We see an opportunity, we grab it. Am I right? 80 00:08:19,361 --> 00:08:20,419 Right. 81 00:08:20,896 --> 00:08:24,525 But in the past few weeks, I've had run a bad luck. 82 00:08:24,599 --> 00:08:26,794 Bad luck that it wears a cape. 83 00:08:26,968 --> 00:08:30,404 Thanks to that miserable pointy ear rodent Batman... 84 00:08:30,472 --> 00:08:33,703 ...all my operations in Gotham City had been shut down. 85 00:08:35,877 --> 00:08:39,313 But you too, have an over-growned bully in long underwear... 86 00:08:39,748 --> 00:08:42,740 ...which brings me to my little proposition. 87 00:08:42,818 --> 00:08:43,944 I'm listening. 88 00:08:44,186 --> 00:08:47,485 Pay me one billion dollars, and I'll kill Superman! 89 00:08:50,125 --> 00:08:52,491 What makes you think you can kill Superman... 90 00:08:52,561 --> 00:08:56,554 ...when you can't even handle a mere mortal in a Halloween costume? 91 00:08:58,233 --> 00:09:00,997 There's nothing mere about that mortal! 92 00:09:01,369 --> 00:09:04,236 Besides, I have read up on your fly boy. 93 00:09:04,439 --> 00:09:06,839 I know his weakness. 94 00:09:10,612 --> 00:09:13,172 See? Solid Kryptonite. 95 00:09:13,748 --> 00:09:16,410 You know, I can't be connected to this anyway. 96 00:09:16,852 --> 00:09:19,480 Oh, you'll be Mr. Clean, I promise. 97 00:09:20,055 --> 00:09:21,283 Deal? 98 00:09:22,524 --> 00:09:23,456 Deal. 99 00:09:25,694 --> 00:09:27,719 LEXCORP AIR FIELD PRIVATE 100 00:09:30,832 --> 00:09:33,858 I hear Wayne's deal with the Lexcorp could run into the billions. 101 00:09:33,935 --> 00:09:37,632 - He is a high roller. - I hear, he's nothing but Gotham trash. 102 00:09:38,006 --> 00:09:39,803 Rich, spoiled and... 103 00:09:40,809 --> 00:09:43,209 ...absolutely gorgeous! 104 00:09:48,183 --> 00:09:49,377 Mr. Wayne! 105 00:09:49,551 --> 00:09:52,611 - What brings you to Metropolis? - How long will you stay? 106 00:09:55,390 --> 00:09:57,221 Quick, is my hair straight? 107 00:10:00,495 --> 00:10:01,519 Excuse me. 108 00:10:02,030 --> 00:10:04,157 Aren't you the famous Lois Lane? 109 00:10:08,603 --> 00:10:13,199 Me? Famous? Well, hardly. I mean... This is Clark Kent. 110 00:10:14,743 --> 00:10:15,767 Mr. Wayne. 111 00:10:17,312 --> 00:10:20,179 I've read all about your adventure on Air Force One. 112 00:10:20,248 --> 00:10:22,045 You are quite a news maker. 113 00:10:22,651 --> 00:10:24,016 No more than you. 114 00:10:24,252 --> 00:10:26,846 Which brings up the question, why you are in town? 115 00:10:26,988 --> 00:10:28,888 Mr. Wayne, your car. 116 00:10:30,525 --> 00:10:33,983 Maybe we can discuss it over dinner, if you are available. 117 00:10:34,296 --> 00:10:38,357 Totally. I... I mean, I think so. I'll have to check my... Ok, yes. 118 00:10:38,833 --> 00:10:40,767 Great. I'll pick you up at eight. 119 00:11:02,691 --> 00:11:05,956 More to figure, a guy named Weasel, can cook this good? 120 00:11:06,661 --> 00:11:10,995 Ceasar Carlini, my old pal! Why I haven't seen you since... 121 00:11:11,733 --> 00:11:15,225 Wait, I've never seen you, have I? You need to get out more. 122 00:11:15,403 --> 00:11:19,100 - Who is this clown? - Not clown. Joker. 123 00:11:22,744 --> 00:11:26,475 I'm in town on business and I need a place to hang my hat. 124 00:11:26,881 --> 00:11:28,371 Try a motel night. 125 00:11:28,450 --> 00:11:32,682 But it will be so much cosier at your place, like a sleepover. 126 00:11:33,154 --> 00:11:35,588 Are you nuts? Kill him! 127 00:11:41,296 --> 00:11:42,695 Can I play too? 128 00:11:54,576 --> 00:11:58,535 Carlini, all that spicy food. You look a little gassy. 129 00:12:00,348 --> 00:12:01,679 No! Stop! 130 00:12:14,796 --> 00:12:18,562 Holly guacamole. Looks like you need a new leader. 131 00:12:18,833 --> 00:12:20,425 I nominate me. 132 00:12:22,203 --> 00:12:24,266 I'm sec in the nomination. 133 00:12:25,740 --> 00:12:27,207 All apposed? 134 00:12:28,576 --> 00:12:31,101 They found him like this at the city dump. 135 00:12:32,447 --> 00:12:36,008 - The lights are on, but nobody is home. - But we know who did it. 136 00:12:36,217 --> 00:12:37,878 He is telling us right now. 137 00:13:11,519 --> 00:13:15,853 As you can see, WayneLex T-7 contrives the most difficult terrain... 138 00:13:16,291 --> 00:13:18,623 ...never losing sight of it's ultimate target. 139 00:13:35,110 --> 00:13:36,702 14,8 seconds. 140 00:13:37,879 --> 00:13:41,676 - Congratulations. - This is your project too, you know. 141 00:13:42,283 --> 00:13:45,218 Well, I'm proud of the work both our teams have done. 142 00:13:45,453 --> 00:13:48,911 These robots are gonna revolutionize unman space travel. 143 00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:53,825 Actually, they're maybe useful closer to Earth. 144 00:13:57,532 --> 00:13:59,966 The Joint Chief has showned tremendous interest. 145 00:14:00,034 --> 00:14:03,970 It doesn't take much imagination to invasion these robots on the battlefield. 146 00:14:05,607 --> 00:14:07,905 Except I won't allowed. 147 00:14:08,243 --> 00:14:10,768 - What? - I don't like guns. 148 00:14:11,579 --> 00:14:14,605 Well, Bruce, I think I have something to say about this. 149 00:14:15,183 --> 00:14:16,912 Not according to our deal. 150 00:14:17,318 --> 00:14:20,617 All technological applications need my approval first. 151 00:14:21,189 --> 00:14:22,588 Blame it on me, Lex. 152 00:14:22,991 --> 00:14:26,927 Tell your pals at the Pentagon I just don't have the magination. 153 00:14:29,931 --> 00:14:32,229 So he just appears when there is trouble? 154 00:14:32,367 --> 00:14:33,766 No special signal? 155 00:14:33,935 --> 00:14:36,563 He's not like your Batman, thank goodness. 156 00:14:36,838 --> 00:14:38,562 Then how do you contact him? 157 00:14:39,741 --> 00:14:41,504 Committing a felony helps. 158 00:14:42,143 --> 00:14:44,509 Listen, you seem awfully interested in Superman. 159 00:14:44,579 --> 00:14:46,672 Do you want me to fix you two up? 160 00:14:47,015 --> 00:14:47,947 Sorry. 161 00:14:48,016 --> 00:14:50,765 No, I'm sorry. It's just that I was hoping to get away from... 162 00:14:50,795 --> 00:14:53,582 ...the subject of the "Man of Steel" for one night. 163 00:14:53,655 --> 00:14:56,123 I've been a little too consumed with him lately. 164 00:15:02,397 --> 00:15:04,228 Maybe we could change subjects. 165 00:15:06,234 --> 00:15:09,268 - No more men in tights. - Deal. 166 00:15:30,792 --> 00:15:32,384 So just keep your ears open. 167 00:15:32,660 --> 00:15:35,151 Let me know if you hear any buzz about The Joker. 168 00:15:38,833 --> 00:15:40,630 Sure thing, Mr. Kent. 169 00:15:41,669 --> 00:15:45,305 Eh, but, eh, which one? There's lots of jokers around here. 170 00:16:14,269 --> 00:16:17,238 Hey, sweetheart! What are you, dead? Come around! 171 00:16:21,142 --> 00:16:22,507 What's going on? 172 00:16:24,045 --> 00:16:25,273 Who is he? 173 00:16:29,617 --> 00:16:31,551 It's been a long time, Binko. 174 00:16:35,590 --> 00:16:37,888 I heard your boss Carlini has been replaced. 175 00:16:38,359 --> 00:16:39,826 We need to talk! 176 00:16:58,846 --> 00:17:00,072 Get him! 177 00:17:20,635 --> 00:17:22,000 Where's the Joker? 178 00:17:22,070 --> 00:17:24,937 Who knows? Makin' ha-ha with Harley Quinn. 179 00:17:26,607 --> 00:17:30,236 I don't know! Honest! I never went back after he muscled him! 180 00:17:30,311 --> 00:17:32,677 I don't want nothing to do with that clown. 181 00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:35,511 That's enough. I think you got your answer. 182 00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:56,601 I heard you were crazy, but I didn't think you were stupid. 183 00:18:01,642 --> 00:18:02,802 Bruce Wayne? 184 00:18:03,511 --> 00:18:07,106 - You peeked. - I won't let vigilantism in my town. 185 00:18:07,582 --> 00:18:11,143 You'll be rid of me, as soon as I find the Joker. 186 00:18:11,753 --> 00:18:13,448 That may not be soon enough. 187 00:18:18,526 --> 00:18:20,460 It doesn't take much, does it? 188 00:18:20,895 --> 00:18:23,921 The Joker has twenty pounds more where this came from. 189 00:18:24,432 --> 00:18:26,127 I thought you might want to know. 190 00:18:55,963 --> 00:18:56,725 Hello. 191 00:18:56,998 --> 00:19:00,764 Hi. I just wanted to let you know I'll be in late tomorrow. 192 00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:02,864 I'm having breakfast with Bruce. 193 00:19:04,372 --> 00:19:05,666 Isn't that special? 194 00:19:06,140 --> 00:19:08,165 Do I detect a note of disapproval? 195 00:19:08,709 --> 00:19:10,939 You were the one who compared him to garbage. 196 00:19:11,012 --> 00:19:12,445 Well, I was wrong. 197 00:19:14,248 --> 00:19:16,879 He's very thoughtful and much deeper... 198 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:19,089 ...than the gossip mongers would let you believe. 199 00:19:19,287 --> 00:19:20,481 You'd be surprised. 200 00:19:20,822 --> 00:19:22,414 Would I know? 201 00:19:25,726 --> 00:19:27,750 I'll let you go, so you count sheep... 202 00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:30,557 ...or whatever you Kansas boys dream about. 203 00:19:30,665 --> 00:19:31,632 Bye. 204 00:19:53,788 --> 00:19:54,982 Touch�. 205 00:20:03,431 --> 00:20:07,761 "...the Senator declined comment." 206 00:20:08,436 --> 00:20:09,403 Done. 207 00:20:10,738 --> 00:20:12,205 And not a moment too soon. 208 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:13,873 Bruce! When did you...? 209 00:20:13,941 --> 00:20:17,172 About three paragraphs ago. I didn't want to distract you. 210 00:20:17,245 --> 00:20:18,974 Ready to due the town? 211 00:20:19,046 --> 00:20:22,015 Give me a minute to see the Chief. Then I'm all yours. 212 00:20:24,819 --> 00:20:26,980 Clark, keep an eye on Bruce, will you? 213 00:20:28,022 --> 00:20:29,250 I'll be right back. 214 00:20:30,391 --> 00:20:31,517 Actually Lois... 215 00:20:31,592 --> 00:20:32,923 Don't be intimidated. 216 00:20:32,994 --> 00:20:36,862 Regale him with mad cab tales of the nightlife in Smallville. 217 00:20:38,165 --> 00:20:39,792 She never stops, doesn't she? 218 00:20:39,867 --> 00:20:41,248 Not that I've noticed. 219 00:20:41,649 --> 00:20:43,249 Any luck find the comedian? 220 00:20:43,771 --> 00:20:46,706 Three nights, and not so much as a green hair. 221 00:20:47,208 --> 00:20:50,336 Of course, you have been dividing your time between work and Lois. 222 00:20:50,444 --> 00:20:51,672 Is that a problem? 223 00:20:52,179 --> 00:20:53,840 Let's just say I'm concerned. 224 00:20:53,915 --> 00:20:57,282 Your reputation is... dubious. In and out of costume. 225 00:20:57,952 --> 00:21:00,987 Don't worry. I'm taking Lois quite seriously. 226 00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:04,447 Besides, it seems to me, you had your chance. 227 00:21:06,060 --> 00:21:08,893 So, Mr. Wayne, ready to sweet me of my feet? 228 00:21:11,499 --> 00:21:12,693 Be seein' you. 229 00:21:27,048 --> 00:21:29,312 This city is gorgeous at night. 230 00:21:29,650 --> 00:21:32,244 Is it? I wasn't looking at the city. 231 00:21:35,456 --> 00:21:37,924 Lois, about Clark Kent. 232 00:21:38,492 --> 00:21:40,858 Are you and he... I mean... 233 00:21:42,196 --> 00:21:46,360 No, Bruce. Your only competition flew away some time ago. 234 00:21:48,536 --> 00:21:51,801 My, you do live dangerously. 235 00:21:54,709 --> 00:21:58,406 Don't you realize you're moving in on Superman's main squeeze? 236 00:21:58,713 --> 00:22:00,010 And then I said... 237 00:22:00,111 --> 00:22:00,911 Huh? 238 00:22:14,562 --> 00:22:16,496 Take your hands of her, you... 239 00:22:30,511 --> 00:22:32,342 See that he's street pizza! 240 00:22:32,413 --> 00:22:35,439 In this town, some flying fool could have caught him! 241 00:23:07,982 --> 00:23:10,280 Well, aren't we tenacious? 242 00:23:19,126 --> 00:23:21,094 Catch you next time, Brucie. 243 00:23:28,569 --> 00:23:31,299 Swell. Now, Gotham sending us their wackos. 244 00:23:31,405 --> 00:23:35,171 Don't worry, Mr. Wayne. The S.I.U. will get her back safe and sound. 245 00:23:36,210 --> 00:23:37,677 Thank you, inspector. 246 00:23:39,814 --> 00:23:42,112 You realize, she's just a bait. 247 00:23:42,183 --> 00:23:44,811 - I'll be careful. - Careful won't cut it out. 248 00:23:44,985 --> 00:23:49,217 - With Joker, expect the unexpected. - Maybe you should remember that. 249 00:23:55,896 --> 00:23:59,927 Think of it, Miss Lane. This rock is more precious than gold. 250 00:24:00,201 --> 00:24:04,331 One tinny chip will go for thousands on the collectors market... 251 00:24:04,939 --> 00:24:07,339 ...after it kills your fly boy. 252 00:24:19,220 --> 00:24:22,121 - You sick, demented, murdering freak! - How rude! 253 00:24:26,293 --> 00:24:29,558 Half for now and half for later. 254 00:24:29,830 --> 00:24:33,926 You've got a front-row seat for the story of the century, my dear. 255 00:24:34,001 --> 00:24:36,162 The death of Superman. 256 00:25:17,111 --> 00:25:18,840 S.I.U., Turpin. 257 00:25:19,413 --> 00:25:22,703 Leave the screen, "turnip". I wanna talk to the boy in blue. 258 00:25:23,054 --> 00:25:24,905 If you got something to say clown, say it to... 259 00:25:25,619 --> 00:25:28,486 I'm here, Joker. What have you done with Lois Lane? 260 00:25:29,123 --> 00:25:33,321 She's right here, Superman, and she'd love to see you. 261 00:25:34,829 --> 00:25:37,320 Want to know where "here" is? 262 00:25:37,431 --> 00:25:38,659 Don't blink. 263 00:25:45,406 --> 00:25:48,102 Got the pictures, Supie? Come alone. 264 00:25:49,043 --> 00:25:52,444 No cops or little Lois dies laughing. 265 00:25:54,882 --> 00:25:57,146 Wait! What picture? What did he mean? 266 00:26:25,346 --> 00:26:29,749 More powerful than a locomotive... and just about as subtle. 267 00:26:33,687 --> 00:26:36,315 I'm flattered, you put on your Sunday best. 268 00:26:38,158 --> 00:26:39,648 Where is she, Joker? 269 00:26:39,894 --> 00:26:41,293 Forget about Lois. 270 00:26:43,097 --> 00:26:45,088 Fix your eyes on this! 271 00:26:51,639 --> 00:26:53,392 Now, I'll asking once more. 272 00:27:00,681 --> 00:27:04,981 I don't understand. I had it all planned so perfectly. 273 00:27:10,591 --> 00:27:12,286 Oh, wait. That's is! 274 00:27:12,860 --> 00:27:13,758 What? 275 00:27:13,994 --> 00:27:17,122 Silly me. I forgot the acid. 276 00:27:30,978 --> 00:27:32,946 What's the matter, Supie? 277 00:27:36,183 --> 00:27:38,835 No steam left in the old locomotive? 278 00:28:06,613 --> 00:28:08,706 I hope you're taking notes. 279 00:28:11,318 --> 00:28:12,542 Not now. 280 00:28:12,820 --> 00:28:15,550 But puddin', Batman has headed your way! 281 00:28:16,090 --> 00:28:17,079 Get out. 282 00:28:22,529 --> 00:28:26,397 Pardon my haste exit. We have a pest control problem. 283 00:28:28,736 --> 00:28:31,068 Feel free to expire any time. 284 00:29:04,772 --> 00:29:06,262 I'll be back in a moment. 285 00:29:14,248 --> 00:29:16,842 Two of the prize of one! I love it. 286 00:29:17,151 --> 00:29:20,814 And the best part is, you're all going out with a smile. 287 00:29:21,722 --> 00:29:23,553 Have a happy ending! 288 00:29:34,134 --> 00:29:35,624 Hydrochloric Acid. 289 00:29:36,103 --> 00:29:38,401 It will take a week to eat through the wall. 290 00:29:38,739 --> 00:29:40,939 No, wait. 291 00:29:42,476 --> 00:29:43,738 Kryptonite. 292 00:30:02,296 --> 00:30:05,561 Snap out of it, Kent, or Joker gets the last laugh. 293 00:30:11,705 --> 00:30:13,138 Keep your heads down! 294 00:30:22,049 --> 00:30:24,449 - They're loose. - That's not fair. 295 00:30:30,357 --> 00:30:31,824 It's over, Joker. 296 00:30:36,296 --> 00:30:38,662 It hasn't begun, Supie! 297 00:30:40,834 --> 00:30:42,358 He's gotta be kidding. 298 00:30:50,177 --> 00:30:53,212 - They're grenades! - Expect the unexpected. 299 00:31:08,428 --> 00:31:11,454 Thank you. I couldn't have saved Lois without your help. 300 00:31:11,532 --> 00:31:12,692 I'm aware of that. 301 00:31:31,485 --> 00:31:34,113 Bruce! Bruce Wayne. He was with me when Joker... 302 00:31:34,354 --> 00:31:38,654 - Is he all right? Do you know? - He is fine. Just fine. 303 00:31:47,935 --> 00:31:51,803 I wish to assure all of Metropolis that this explosion was not nuclear... 304 00:31:51,872 --> 00:31:54,204 ...and presents no danger to the community. 305 00:31:54,274 --> 00:31:55,764 Now, if you excuse me. 306 00:31:55,842 --> 00:31:58,072 And what about the Joker, Mr. Luthor? 307 00:31:58,112 --> 00:32:00,444 You didn't answer the question. What about Joker? 308 00:32:00,445 --> 00:32:01,445 You heard the man. 309 00:32:05,452 --> 00:32:08,243 What could have possessed me to trust that clown? 310 00:32:09,990 --> 00:32:14,518 Hello, Mr. J. I'm Batman! Eat me! Eat me! Eat me! 311 00:32:16,563 --> 00:32:19,191 I know, you are trying to cheer me up, Harley. 312 00:32:19,466 --> 00:32:22,833 But you see, anytime I lost a billion dollar deal... 313 00:32:22,936 --> 00:32:25,001 ...it really kills my appetite! 314 00:32:44,224 --> 00:32:48,125 Honestly, Lex, don't you think I feel bad enough already? 315 00:32:49,496 --> 00:32:51,698 You maniac! You idiot! 316 00:32:51,799 --> 00:32:54,199 How dare you use one of my laboratories for your... 317 00:32:54,201 --> 00:32:55,190 Harley. 318 00:32:57,304 --> 00:32:59,033 Put him down, baldy! 319 00:32:59,673 --> 00:33:00,662 Mercy! 320 00:33:02,876 --> 00:33:04,605 Here's for that punch in the face! 321 00:33:04,811 --> 00:33:07,575 Can't we discuss this like gentlemen? 322 00:33:09,983 --> 00:33:12,679 Oh, listen to Little Miss Can't-Take-A-Joke! 323 00:33:15,522 --> 00:33:17,990 Thank you. Have a seat, please. 324 00:33:21,662 --> 00:33:22,856 Banzai! 325 00:33:26,833 --> 00:33:29,125 You owe me an explanation. 326 00:33:29,403 --> 00:33:31,398 The lab was a perfect setup. 327 00:33:31,471 --> 00:33:33,905 How did I know old bat brat would show up? 328 00:33:33,974 --> 00:33:36,340 Batman? He followed you to Metropolis? 329 00:33:37,811 --> 00:33:39,779 Oh, right. Like it's my fault. 330 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:43,778 Look, I still got half of the kryptonite. I can still finish the job. 331 00:33:44,251 --> 00:33:46,913 But if I have to cook with two men in tights... 332 00:33:46,987 --> 00:33:48,477 ...the prize goes up. 333 00:33:48,588 --> 00:33:49,646 Unacceptable. 334 00:33:49,723 --> 00:33:53,557 If you can't handle some mental case in a fright mask, our deal is off. 335 00:33:55,262 --> 00:33:56,889 Mercy, let's go! 336 00:33:57,564 --> 00:34:00,590 Keep in mind, this is your last chance. 337 00:34:09,943 --> 00:34:14,123 - How you doin', slugger? - A-okay, Mr. J.! 338 00:34:23,757 --> 00:34:25,884 Hey, Smallville! Come in. What's up? 339 00:34:26,593 --> 00:34:29,084 I see you are holding up after last night. 340 00:34:29,162 --> 00:34:30,322 I've been... 341 00:34:33,834 --> 00:34:35,859 I didn't realize you had company. 342 00:34:36,169 --> 00:34:38,603 You might at least tell me why you stopped by. 343 00:34:38,839 --> 00:34:40,306 I have been nosing around. 344 00:34:40,374 --> 00:34:43,605 I think I may know why the Joker is suddenly after Superman. 345 00:34:43,677 --> 00:34:45,868 Well, don't keep us in suspense. 346 00:34:46,947 --> 00:34:50,007 I think he is in chorus with your boyfriend's business partner. 347 00:34:50,250 --> 00:34:52,184 With Lex? Are you sure? 348 00:34:52,419 --> 00:34:54,284 I can't prove it, yet. 349 00:34:55,489 --> 00:34:58,155 I suppose I could ask him. 350 00:35:10,036 --> 00:35:11,298 What? Who? 351 00:35:17,310 --> 00:35:18,538 What do you want? 352 00:35:18,779 --> 00:35:22,560 Information. Regarding a mutual of Queens. 353 00:35:22,649 --> 00:35:25,015 What are you talking about? I don't know any... 354 00:35:27,888 --> 00:35:30,889 You know exactly who I mean. Where is he? 355 00:35:31,224 --> 00:35:33,283 What kind of deal have you made with him? 356 00:35:33,527 --> 00:35:35,392 I don't... I... 357 00:35:35,462 --> 00:35:37,623 - Mr. Luthor, are you alright? - Who is in there? 358 00:35:37,697 --> 00:35:39,255 - Open up! - He is in trouble. 359 00:35:39,332 --> 00:35:41,926 - The door is locked. - I don't have the keys. 360 00:35:47,808 --> 00:35:50,003 Think about it. I'll be back. 361 00:35:52,145 --> 00:35:53,510 Allright, break it. 362 00:35:58,151 --> 00:35:59,982 - Mr. Luthor? - Get out! 363 00:36:11,164 --> 00:36:13,132 Contact the clown immediately. 364 00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:16,169 It appears we'll have to deal with his friend after all. 365 00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:20,829 A transfer? 366 00:36:21,475 --> 00:36:24,273 Just to the Planet's Gotham City bureaux. 367 00:36:25,245 --> 00:36:27,179 Is this mean you and Bruce... 368 00:36:27,614 --> 00:36:30,797 We haven't made it formal commitment or anything but... 369 00:36:30,798 --> 00:36:32,975 ...yeah, it's that serious. 370 00:36:33,286 --> 00:36:34,981 Hey, chin up, Smallville. 371 00:36:35,055 --> 00:36:37,956 With me out of the picture, you might get a shot a stardom. 372 00:36:38,024 --> 00:36:39,286 Lois! Clark! 373 00:36:39,726 --> 00:36:41,909 I just got the word cruise ship SS Atlantis... 374 00:36:41,910 --> 00:36:44,310 ...has sending a distress call 200 miles off-shore. 375 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:50,969 Exactly. Call the Coast Guard to confirm and cruise line for a statement. 376 00:36:51,438 --> 00:36:53,269 You're not out of here yet, Lane. 377 00:37:18,665 --> 00:37:21,498 LAFF NIGHT AT HOBBS BAY 378 00:37:22,068 --> 00:37:24,065 What the devil is he up to now? 379 00:37:25,005 --> 00:37:26,939 A change of attire, sir? 380 00:37:28,775 --> 00:37:31,266 How fast can we get to Hobbs Bay? 381 00:37:36,049 --> 00:37:39,116 If I maybe required when you're home, sir? 382 00:37:50,430 --> 00:37:52,898 - What's the problem, captain? - What do you mean? 383 00:37:53,033 --> 00:37:56,799 - You send out a distress call, didn't you? - Not on my authorization. 384 00:38:03,276 --> 00:38:06,712 There is the culprit. It's broadcasting an electronic beacon. 385 00:38:07,180 --> 00:38:09,978 If one of my crews is responsible for this prank, they... 386 00:38:15,689 --> 00:38:17,418 What is it? What's happening? 387 00:38:22,829 --> 00:38:24,820 Whoever sent that distress signal... 388 00:38:25,298 --> 00:38:27,416 ...just provided the distress. 389 00:38:40,947 --> 00:38:42,676 Copy-bat! Copy-bat! 390 00:38:43,750 --> 00:38:46,776 Suffering from propulsion envy, Batboy? 391 00:38:48,421 --> 00:38:49,513 TARGET IDENTIFIED 392 00:38:54,461 --> 00:38:56,759 Think of it's a welcome wagon Bats... 393 00:38:57,097 --> 00:39:00,225 ...welcoming you to the nearest mortuary. 394 00:39:48,715 --> 00:39:52,742 Oh, this could be a fair fight after all! And who wants to see that? 395 00:40:49,242 --> 00:40:51,836 Evening, Miss Lane. Where is Mr. Kent? 396 00:40:51,911 --> 00:40:53,640 Probably have asking some corn. 397 00:40:53,713 --> 00:40:55,613 - Mrs. Lane? - Yeah, I'm still here. 398 00:40:57,016 --> 00:41:00,645 Superman is towing the ship to harbour? Can you find out how close he is? 399 00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:01,846 Yeah, I'll hold. 400 00:41:12,565 --> 00:41:14,795 Let me guess. You're the only one here. 401 00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:29,277 Is there something I should know? 402 00:41:41,327 --> 00:41:44,023 - How do I contact Superman? - He's out at sea! 403 00:41:44,397 --> 00:41:46,490 Never around when you need him. 404 00:41:55,608 --> 00:41:57,803 Stay here. I'm the one it's after. 405 00:42:35,748 --> 00:42:36,715 Bruce? 406 00:42:54,100 --> 00:42:56,193 So when were you going to tell me? The honeymoon? 407 00:43:04,777 --> 00:43:06,244 Stay back. 408 00:43:12,302 --> 00:43:13,360 Did I miss anything? 409 00:43:13,987 --> 00:43:18,251 Reports to get the target acqusition negative, Mr. Luthor. Sorry. 410 00:43:20,493 --> 00:43:21,858 He survived. 411 00:43:21,928 --> 00:43:25,022 He lasted long enough to Superman to save him. 412 00:43:25,098 --> 00:43:27,293 - Then, they have the robot. - I know. 413 00:43:27,567 --> 00:43:30,195 - But, Lex, they'll trace it back to you... - I know! 414 00:43:31,871 --> 00:43:34,266 Call the clown. I need one last meeting. 415 00:43:43,449 --> 00:43:47,847 - How could you have lied to me like that? - Now, I never actually said I wasn't Batman. 416 00:43:49,722 --> 00:43:51,713 You want to know what really galls me? 417 00:43:51,791 --> 00:43:55,158 I mean, besides the fact that the new man in my life is really two men? 418 00:43:55,228 --> 00:43:58,095 It's that I'm sitting on the hottest story of the year... 419 00:43:58,164 --> 00:44:02,594 ..."Batman Unmasked!" and there's not a blessed thing I can do about it! 420 00:44:03,569 --> 00:44:07,005 - Then you really do love me. - I'll get some iodine for that scrape. 421 00:44:09,042 --> 00:44:11,533 Burning, stinging iodine. 422 00:44:15,615 --> 00:44:18,550 - I see, she is taking it well. - It's ironic, you know. 423 00:44:19,052 --> 00:44:21,384 She likes Bruce Wayne and she likes Superman. 424 00:44:21,554 --> 00:44:23,920 It's the other two guys she's not crazy about. 425 00:44:24,157 --> 00:44:26,318 Too bad we can't mix-and-match. 426 00:44:27,894 --> 00:44:30,692 I'm not used to be rescued. Thanks. 427 00:44:31,164 --> 00:44:32,392 I owe you one. 428 00:44:32,498 --> 00:44:36,229 That robot tonight, it came from Lexcorp. I can prove it. 429 00:44:36,469 --> 00:44:39,905 That's why I'm here. I figured you might wanna help me, bring Luthor in. 430 00:44:39,973 --> 00:44:42,548 A partnership? You're joking! 431 00:44:42,583 --> 00:44:46,234 Actually I'm having trouble finding Luthor and I thought you might have some ideas. 432 00:44:46,312 --> 00:44:50,578 I might. She's not gonna like this, me leaving so soon for another fight. 433 00:44:50,783 --> 00:44:51,909 Tell me about it. 434 00:44:54,087 --> 00:44:56,647 That cut on your shoulder look pretty nasty, Bruce. 435 00:44:56,723 --> 00:44:58,520 I know a good doctor who... 436 00:45:00,159 --> 00:45:01,353 Oh, no. 437 00:45:03,229 --> 00:45:04,423 Has to be done. 438 00:45:05,631 --> 00:45:10,295 I don't suppose a stern lecture on unnecessary risk-taking is going to sway you. 439 00:45:11,170 --> 00:45:12,262 Sorry. 440 00:45:13,106 --> 00:45:16,337 I didn't think so. Just be... careful. 441 00:45:19,712 --> 00:45:22,374 Look at all the toys! 442 00:45:22,815 --> 00:45:25,283 Santa has been good to you, Lex. 443 00:45:25,718 --> 00:45:28,482 Joker, we got serious problems. 444 00:45:33,393 --> 00:45:35,156 A flying wing! 445 00:45:35,395 --> 00:45:37,795 Twenty times bigger than Batman's. 446 00:45:37,997 --> 00:45:41,558 - And knowing you, a hundred times lethal! - Joker! 447 00:45:41,934 --> 00:45:44,402 Did you bring the rest of the cryptonite? 448 00:45:44,704 --> 00:45:47,434 Right here, cromedome. What's the plan? 449 00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:48,629 Pay back. 450 00:45:54,380 --> 00:45:55,642 What's so funny? 451 00:45:56,382 --> 00:45:59,613 Don't you get it, Harl? We've been set up to take the fall. 452 00:45:59,886 --> 00:46:01,353 He can't do that. 453 00:46:01,687 --> 00:46:04,087 Oh, no? How is this sound? 454 00:46:04,624 --> 00:46:08,788 When I've heard that one of my robots had been commandeer to kill Batman... 455 00:46:09,061 --> 00:46:14,987 ...I personally came here to investigate and much to my surprise, I found to you two. 456 00:46:15,101 --> 00:46:19,497 It'll be your words against puddin's. I... I mean, Mr. J's. 457 00:46:20,039 --> 00:46:23,497 Somehow poodle, I don't think we're gonna get the chance to say much. 458 00:46:23,610 --> 00:46:26,444 You... You mean, he's gonna kill us? 459 00:46:26,779 --> 00:46:31,011 No, she is. I'm horde violence. 460 00:46:37,523 --> 00:46:39,787 Now, this is funny, Mr. J... 461 00:46:40,126 --> 00:46:43,095 ...except we never gonna collect our billion bucks now. 462 00:46:43,162 --> 00:46:47,223 True, but I see a delightful consolation prize. 463 00:46:54,073 --> 00:46:58,339 Taa-daa. Nothing like a nice big smile. 464 00:46:59,679 --> 00:47:03,679 - All done. - I love the personalize all my stuff. 465 00:47:06,986 --> 00:47:11,548 Very amusing. So how much is it going to cost me to get out of this? 466 00:47:11,858 --> 00:47:14,156 I'm not a material guy, Lexy. 467 00:47:14,327 --> 00:47:17,160 No, what I want now is for you to know... 468 00:47:17,230 --> 00:47:20,393 ...what it feels like to lose everything you have. 469 00:47:20,466 --> 00:47:24,960 Everything you've ever build, like I lost everything to old Bat-boy. 470 00:47:30,009 --> 00:47:33,001 We have incoming. Bats and fly boy! 471 00:47:33,246 --> 00:47:35,510 I'll be right in. B-bye. 472 00:47:57,203 --> 00:47:58,261 See anything? 473 00:47:58,337 --> 00:48:02,273 Luthor's been lining all his buildings with lead. Blocks my X-ray vision. 474 00:48:02,341 --> 00:48:04,741 Well, there's always the direct approach. 475 00:48:08,681 --> 00:48:10,080 You're learning. 476 00:48:18,925 --> 00:48:22,986 A little distraction would be useful right now, wouldn't you say, Lexy? 477 00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:43,444 I think your toys can handle this by themselves. 478 00:48:43,516 --> 00:48:46,849 Besides, I hate to spoil my new paint job. 479 00:48:47,687 --> 00:48:51,179 Now, let see here. Ignition! 480 00:50:22,615 --> 00:50:26,046 - I couldn't have done it better myself. - Helps if you're prepared. 481 00:51:12,732 --> 00:51:15,895 - Where is Luthor? - Joker took him in the Lex Wing. 482 00:51:15,968 --> 00:51:18,562 He said, he'd make him lose everything he ever build. 483 00:51:19,238 --> 00:51:21,365 Luthor has build half of Metropolis. 484 00:51:30,716 --> 00:51:33,207 Go after the Joker. I shouldn't be long. 485 00:51:54,874 --> 00:51:56,899 How is it feel, Lexy boy? 486 00:51:56,976 --> 00:51:59,911 Everything with your name on it, is going to be ravage. 487 00:52:24,603 --> 00:52:27,328 Batman! It's always Batman! 488 00:52:27,673 --> 00:52:30,164 What you got in the way of air-to-air missiles, Lex? 489 00:52:30,242 --> 00:52:34,872 - You're asking "me" for help? - If I go down, you go down. 490 00:52:35,648 --> 00:52:37,343 It's a red switch. 491 00:52:37,516 --> 00:52:39,746 Which red...? Oh, the heck with it! 492 00:53:53,692 --> 00:53:56,627 Lead lined door. I have to thank, Luthor. 493 00:54:33,832 --> 00:54:35,766 Who is flying this thing? 494 00:54:37,803 --> 00:54:39,794 Do something for God sake! 495 00:54:41,674 --> 00:54:44,040 Inny, miny, miney, moo. 496 00:55:17,042 --> 00:55:20,205 It's gonna blow! I'll get Quinn, you take Luthor. 497 00:56:00,552 --> 00:56:04,371 - Puddin'! - At this point, he probably is. 498 00:56:33,619 --> 00:56:35,678 Hello, this is Angela Chen. 499 00:56:35,754 --> 00:56:38,086 Though the search for the Joker's body continues... 500 00:56:38,157 --> 00:56:40,785 ...the Coast Guard reports, it's extremely unlikely... 501 00:56:40,859 --> 00:56:44,386 ...that Gotham's most notorious criminal survive the crash. 502 00:56:44,563 --> 00:56:47,396 In related news, billionaire Lex Luthor... 503 00:56:47,466 --> 00:56:50,128 ...was again rigorously grilled by the D.A.'s office... 504 00:56:50,202 --> 00:56:52,966 ...over his allege connection to the Joker's rampage. 505 00:56:53,038 --> 00:56:56,269 His statements have been questioned both by local law officials... 506 00:56:56,341 --> 00:57:00,090 ...and industrialist Bruce Wayne who announced the immediate termination... 507 00:57:00,112 --> 00:57:01,946 ...of his partnership with Lexcorp. 508 00:57:02,781 --> 00:57:04,339 And add a later note... 509 00:57:04,416 --> 00:57:07,681 ...Joker accomplice Harley Quinn, was returned to Arkham Asylum... 510 00:57:07,753 --> 00:57:10,051 ...for another round of rehabilitation. 511 00:57:10,122 --> 00:57:14,320 I want a lawyer! I want a doctor! I want a cheese sandwich! 512 00:57:15,327 --> 00:57:16,755 Now that's funny! 513 00:57:21,567 --> 00:57:24,058 I still wish you change your mind about Gotham. 514 00:57:24,136 --> 00:57:27,697 I adore you, Bruce, but now there is a lot about you I don't know... 515 00:57:27,773 --> 00:57:29,798 ...and I'm not sure I wanna know. 516 00:57:30,075 --> 00:57:31,301 I understand. 517 00:57:31,443 --> 00:57:32,942 Take care of yourself. 518 00:57:49,561 --> 00:57:51,236 Come to make sure I'm leaving? 519 00:57:51,237 --> 00:57:53,590 Actually, I thought we worked pretty well together. 520 00:57:53,732 --> 00:57:56,200 Not that I wanna make a regular event. 521 00:57:56,268 --> 00:57:59,203 She's all yours now, if you can handle that. 522 00:57:59,404 --> 00:58:03,472 But you'd better be good to her... because I know where you live. 523 00:58:23,597 --> 00:58:29,597 Subtitles by Darkopal 524 00:58:30,305 --> 00:58:36,689 Please rate this subtitle at %url% Help other users to choose the best subtitles 40881

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