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- So you and Rach tonight, huh?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, it's actually
our first official date.
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Wow, so tonight may be the night.
You nervous?
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Nah. No. This is the part
I'm actually good at, ha, ha.
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What must it be like not to be
crippled by fear and self-loathing?
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It's okay.
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How can you be so confident?
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Well, I know exactly
what I'm gonna do.
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- Really? Like, you have a routine?
- No. See, each woman is different.
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You have to appreciate
their uniqueness.
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- Really?
- No, I do six things.
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First, I look deep into her eyes,
then I kiss her.
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Next, I take my hand
and I softly graze her thigh.
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You mean like this?
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No, not like that. No, no.
No, like this:
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I see what you mean.
That's quite nice.
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Ahem. More foosball?
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- And beer.
- Yeah.
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- Hey.
ROSS & CHANDLER: Hey.
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Hey, sweetie.
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Wow.
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Hey, stop staring at my wife's legs.
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No, no. Stop staring
at your sister's legs.
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I'm sorry, it's just...
How'd you get so tan?
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She went to one of those
spray-on tan places.
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You got a spray-on tan?
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Chandler gets pedicures.
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What? You do?
Like, with the toe separators?
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Why? Why?
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I can't believe that's sprayed on.
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I mean, it looks really good.
I wonder if I should get one.
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Sure, then you should get a miniskirt
so you can really show it off.
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So do you get colors
or just French tips?
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- Here. Here's their card.
- Thanks.
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Hey, I know where this place is.
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It used to be an X-rated video...
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Florist.
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[CHANDLER CLEARS THROAT]
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Hey.
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- Hey, Pheebs.
- Hey, Phoebe.
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Ugh, you won't believe
who moved back to town.
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- I know. Amanda.
- Ugh.
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- She called me too. She's the worst.
- Who's Amanda?
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She's this girl who lived in the building
before you did.
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Then she moved to England
and picked up this fake British accent.
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On the machine, this is her message:
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[IN BRITISH ACCENT] "Um, Monica,
darling, it's Amanda calling."
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Are you trying to do a British accent?
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[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Chandler gets pedicures.
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Just so I know, how many more
of those can I expect?
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Know what Amanda said
when she called me?
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[IN BRITISH ACCENT] "Oh, so sorry
to catch you on your mobile."
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If you didn't wanna get me on my mobile,
then don't call me on my mobile.
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And she always brags about
all the famous people she's met.
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[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Oh, I know.
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[IN BRITISH ACCENT]
"Uh, I slept with Billy Joel."
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[IN NORMAL VOICE]
All right, who hasn't?
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Oh, what are we gonna do?
I don't wanna see her.
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Oh, let's just cut her out.
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- What?
- Cut her out of our lives.
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Just ignore her calls
and dodge her till she gets the point.
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Well, I guess we could try that.
But it seems so harsh.
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- Have you ever done that?
- No. Had it done to me, though.
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Feels good.
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All right, Mr. Geller, right this way.
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So how dark do you wanna be?
We have one, two or three.
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Well, uh, I like how you look.
What are you?
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- Puerto Rican.
- Two. I think a two.
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You'll face the red light.
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When the light's on, the spraying's
about to start, so close your eyes.
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When the spraying stops,
count to five...
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...pat yourself to avoid drip marks,
then turn to get your back. Got it?
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Spray, count, pat and turn.
Spray, count and pat.
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- Wow, you catch on quick.
- Well, I have a Ph.D., so...
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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One Mississippi,
two Mississippi, three...
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Wait, wait!
I'm not... I'm not finished counting.
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You sprayed my front twice.
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- You never turned?
- No. I barely got to "three Mississippi."
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Mississippi? I said count to five.
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Mississippi-lessly?
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Well, how bad is it?
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Not that bad yet. But it gets
darker for the next four hours.
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So how dark will it get?
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Oh, you got sprayed
with two twos and...
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I'm a four?
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Yeah, but your back's a zero.
You'll wanna even that out.
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Really?
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- You might wanna get back in there.
- Oh, okay.
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Wait a minute,
there's no light on the back wall.
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How do I know
when it's gonna start? Hello?
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My eyes!
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[SCREAMS]
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[GRUMBLES]
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The same thing happened again!
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- You got two more twos?
- I'm an eight.
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Thanks for dinner.
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I thought you paid.
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Heh. Guess we won't be going
back there, ha, ha.
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- So...
- Yeah.
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[JOEY MOANS SOFTLY]
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Hey, what do you say we, uh, move this
onto the likes of the couch?
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I say cheesy line, but okay.
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[RACHEL CHUCKLES]
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[JOEY MOANS SOFTLY]
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- What's the matter?
- I don't know. I'm sorry.
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- I don't know why I did that.
- Okay.
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Okay. Sorry.
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I'm sorry. Again, I don't know
what happened. I must be nervous.
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I don't get it. Chandler loved it.
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Okay.
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I promise. I won't do it again.
I really do. This is gonna be great.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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[JOEY MOANS SOFTLY]
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Uh, was that good for you?
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[RINGING]
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No, don't get it.
Let the machine pick up.
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Oh, yeah, it could be Rachel asking
if someone could babysit again.
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- It could be Amanda.
- Oh, you're right. Oh.
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I was just kidding about Rachel.
Babysitting's a gas.
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[MACHINE BEEPS]
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AMANDA [ON MACHINE]:
Hello, Monica. It's Amanda calling again.
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I'm in the neighborhood,
hoping I could pop by your flat.
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You're from Yonkers.
Your last name is Buffamonteezi.
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AMANDA: Let's see.
So should you get this directly...
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...ring me back on my mobile.
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[IN BRITISH ACCENT]
Okay, don't hold thy breath.
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[DIALING ON MACHINE]
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CHANDLER [ON MACHINE]:
Hello? Is someone on the line?
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AMANDA:
Yes. I was looking for Monica.
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Hang on, she's right here.
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- Someone's on the phone for you.
- We weren't picking up. It's Amanda.
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I get pedicures.
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Hi, Amanda.
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Uh, actually, now is not a good time.
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- Dinner tomorrow night?
- [MOUTHS] No.
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Okay, Phoebe and I will see you then.
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00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:22,787
Why? Why?
Why didn't you just say no?
139
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Well, I said no to her coming over now.
I couldn't say no twice.
140
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I got this uncontrollable need
to please people.
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Fine. Fine. You would not
hold up well under torture.
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- Oh, and you would?
- I did.
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- Rach, are you sure you wanna do this?
- Absolutely.
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It's just a little weird.
It's you, and it's me.
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- It'll just take some getting used to.
- Okay.
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Okay, well, uh,
how can we make it easier?
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Okay. Let's work from the top down.
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- Just work the bra, Joe.
- Okay, got it, yeah. Absolutely.
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- Okay, ha, ha.
- Okay.
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- Is this thing welded shut? Ha, ha.
- Okay.
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All right, turn around.
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- I gotta get a look at this thing.
- Oh.
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- Ow!
- Sorry.
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Well, this is romantic.
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I'm sorry. This has never
happened to me before.
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I'm an expert at taking off bras.
I could do it with one hand.
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I could do it with my eyes closed.
Once I just looked at one...
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...and it popped open.
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- I blame your bra.
- It's a standard-issue bra clasp.
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Then I blame you. Yeah. That's right.
You threw me off with all your slapping.
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Okay, look, I'm really sorry
about that, Joey.
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But do you think maybe, on some level,
you don't want to take off my bra?
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No, I don't have another level.
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Hold on. There's something different.
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I went to that tanning place
your wife suggested.
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Was that place the sun?
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Oh, and it gets worse.
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Oh, my God, you can do a duet
of "Ebony and lvory" all by yourself.
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How could you mess this up?
It's so easy.
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You go in the booth,
count to five and turn around.
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- How do you count to five?
- One, two, three...
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Damn it!
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- I know!
- Ha-ha-ha.
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Oh, what is up
with Miss Hawaiian Tropic?
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How was your date with Joey?
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Well, it was good,
until we got back to our apartment.
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And then we were fooling around and
he started to put his hand up my leg...
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...and I kept slapping it away.
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You didn't like that?
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Well, it wasn't just me, all right?
He freaked out too.
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He couldn't even undo my bra.
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Wow, really? One time he just looked
at my bra and it popped open.
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I do not know what's wrong with us.
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We've kissed before
and that's been great.
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But this time
it was leading somewhere...
186
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...and I was very aware of the fact
that it was Joey touching me.
187
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You guys have been friends forever.
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The first time you kissed Ross
was weird.
189
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- Mm-hm.
- You couldn't stop laughing.
190
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- You got through that.
- Mm-hm.
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Okay. That's true.
That's true, we can do this.
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You're right. We can do this.
We'll just power through.
193
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Hey, uh, Chandler, can I talk to you
for a second?
194
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No need, problem solved.
We are powering through.
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Chandler, stop.
It's not going to pop open.
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You don't know.
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- Hi, Phoebe.
- Hey.
198
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- Is Amanda here yet?
- No.
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I'm sorry for screwing up that "cutting
her out" plan, but I have a new plan.
200
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:45,967
Chandler will call in a few minutes
with an emergency.
201
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:49,262
Oh, okay, what kind of emergency
gets us both out of here?
202
00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:53,141
What do you think of Mike and Chandler
being in a car accident?
203
00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:56,436
- Are you kidding? I love it.
- Okay.
204
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AMANDA: Hi. Ha, ha.
PHOEBE: Hi.
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Hello.
206
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- It's so nice to see you.
- Ha, ha.
207
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Both of you, look at me.
Look how young I look.
208
00:15:12,369 --> 00:15:15,038
Oh, gosh, we have
so much to catch up on.
209
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:20,543
But first things first. Touch my abs.
I don't exercise at all.
210
00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:23,546
Oh, gosh. So, Monica, you're married.
211
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- Yeah, his name is Chandler and he's...
- Oh, smell my neck.
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It's not perfume. It's me.
It's my natural scent.
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- Musty.
- Oh.
214
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Gosh, this is brilliant.
Gosh, it's just like old times.
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I'm so happy you two
are friends again.
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- When were we not friends?
- Well, it was 1992.
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And I remember, because that was the
year I had sex with Evel Knievel. Ha, ha.
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Uh, we were friends in 1992.
219
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No, I distinctly remember
you were dodging her calls...
220
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...and trying to avoid seeing her.
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- You were going to cut me out?
- Well, kind of.
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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, bugger.
223
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Should I not have said that? Unh!
I feel like a perfect arse.
224
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Well, in America, you're just an ass.
225
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[CELL PHONE RINGS]
226
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Hello?
227
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Chandler, what's wrong?
228
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Oh, my God, are you all right?
Yeah, I'll be right there.
229
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Oh, I'm so sorry,
but Chandler was in a car accident.
230
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- Oh, my God.
- Yeah.
231
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- Was Mike with him?
- Nope.
232
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- Hey.
RACHEL: Hi.
233
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- Got the champagne?
- Yes. Ready to power through.
234
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:51,676
Excellent. Put it on ice,
the phone is off the hook...
235
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:55,638
...and, in the interest
of powering through...
236
00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:03,479
Okay, sexy, sexy.
237
00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:06,524
Very sexy, sexy.
238
00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:10,153
- All right, let's do it.
- Okay, you're scaring me a little bit.
239
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:13,406
- Oh, get over it, soldier, we gotta do this.
- Okay.
240
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:16,909
- Okay. Ha, ha, you like that, huh?
- Oh, yeah.
241
00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:20,371
You like that?
Let's kick this into high gear, huh?
242
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,081
Oh. Oh.
243
00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:24,208
Yeah, baby.
I'll show you how we do it.
244
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:25,710
No, no, no.
245
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,628
You kneed me in my misters.
246
00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:32,633
What? Oh, my God.
I'm so sorry.
247
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:35,636
Joey? Are you okay?
248
00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:42,310
Soldier down.
249
00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:48,316
We are not friends
with Phoebe anymore.
250
00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:53,154
If she asks,
I protested a little, but okay.
251
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:58,117
Oh, Chandler, thank God you're alive.
Monica, can I talk to you outside?
252
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:03,998
- I have nothing to say to you.
- Wow. My flat is twice this size.
253
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:07,293
Please, Monica, in the hall?
254
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:13,257
Ooh, that accident
must have been terrible.
255
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:16,803
You look positively ghastly.
256
00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:21,140
Well, aren't you a treat.
257
00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:25,436
I can't believe you tried to cut me out.
Why, Phoebe? Why?
258
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:27,897
It was right after
we were living together...
259
00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:29,941
...and you were driving me crazy,
okay?
260
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:33,903
You were really controlling
and compulsive and shrill.
261
00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:37,031
Well, I'm still all those things.
262
00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:42,036
You're also so generous
and kind and scrappy.
263
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,833
I am scrappy.
264
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:51,462
Exactly. No matter what I tried to do,
I couldn't keep you out of my life.
265
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,256
Of all the people I've cut out...
266
00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:56,717
...you were the only one
who ever clawed her way back in.
267
00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:00,930
That's because I'm scrappy.
268
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:04,475
Yeah, you are, and I'm so glad that
you fought your way back in...
269
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:07,145
...because I don't know what
I would do without you.
270
00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:09,355
I don't know what
I would do without you.
271
00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:10,731
Oh.
272
00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:19,198
Well, I guess we should go back in.
I mean, you gave me another chance.
273
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:23,411
- We should do the same for Amanda.
- Yeah, I guess you're right.
274
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:35,047
Can you believe it? I've never had
any professional dance training.
275
00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:45,057
Let me explain how this works.
Go in the booth and...
276
00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:49,979
I'm gonna stop you
right there, Glenda. Okay? Ha, ha.
277
00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:52,899
Does it look like this is
my first time, huh?
278
00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:58,404
Now, I want four two's,
and I want them all on my back.
279
00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:00,698
Okay.
280
00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:12,668
[SIGHS]
281
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:19,467
Wait. There's two sets of nozzles.
Which one is it? Which one is it?
282
00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:21,010
[GRUNTS]
283
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,804
Oh, son of a bitch!
284
00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:32,980
What is the matter with us?
285
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:36,025
Well, I know what's
the matter with me.
286
00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:40,655
No, I mean with us, you know?
I mean, is it supposed to be this...
287
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:42,782
...difficult?
288
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:46,369
I don't know.
289
00:20:46,536 --> 00:20:50,998
That fake British woman's a real bitch,
but she sure can dance.
290
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:52,541
- Hey.
RACHEL: Hi.
291
00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:56,921
Hey, listen, can I ask you a question?
When you and Monica first hooked up...
292
00:20:57,089 --> 00:21:01,801
...was it weird going from friends
to more than that?
293
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:05,638
Kind of. Sneaking around,
having to hide from you guys...
294
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:08,015
No, no, no. No, I mean...
295
00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:09,850
...sexually.
296
00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:14,981
Yeah, uh, was there a part
of you that felt like it was...
297
00:21:15,148 --> 00:21:17,400
...really wrong?
298
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:22,363
Actually, no.
No, it felt right, you know?
299
00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:23,948
If felt like, uh:
300
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,826
"I can't believe we haven't
been doing this the whole time."
301
00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:32,373
I can tell from your expressions that's
the good news you were hoping for.
302
00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:39,880
Well, I'm gonna go continue
to spread the joy.
303
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:46,429
[SIGHS]
304
00:21:46,596 --> 00:21:49,765
Just because it happened that way
for them doesn't mean it has to for us.
305
00:21:49,933 --> 00:21:51,600
Yeah. Yeah, absolutely.
306
00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:55,271
I mean, just because something's
difficult doesn't mean that you quit.
307
00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:57,148
- Right, totally.
- Yeah. And so...
308
00:21:57,357 --> 00:22:01,193
...we'll just keep trying
and trying until we do it.
309
00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:03,904
If not, we'll just be a couple
that never has sex.
310
00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:05,698
That's a plan.
311
00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:17,585
[SIGHS]
312
00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:24,383
- I did not see this coming.
- I know.
313
00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:29,388
I don't know, I don't get it. I mean,
I was so sure this is what I wanted.
314
00:22:29,556 --> 00:22:31,307
Mm-hm.
315
00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:33,434
Me too.
316
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:36,896
[SIGHS]
317
00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:40,858
Well, how come Monica and Chandler
could do it?
318
00:22:43,236 --> 00:22:44,945
[SIGHS]
319
00:22:47,574 --> 00:22:50,951
I guess they weren't
as good friends as we are.
320
00:22:52,162 --> 00:22:54,038
Aw.
321
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,458
- I bet you're right.
- Hmm.
322
00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:04,131
So...
323
00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:09,428
Yeah.
324
00:23:11,556 --> 00:23:13,349
I love you.
325
00:23:14,142 --> 00:23:16,310
Love you too.
326
00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:21,315
- All right, I'm going to bed.
- Yeah, me too.
327
00:23:22,484 --> 00:23:23,526
[GROANS]
328
00:23:23,693 --> 00:23:27,363
Yeah. I'm not going anywhere
for a while.
329
00:23:35,622 --> 00:23:36,664
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
330
00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:40,751
CHANDLER: It's Chandler. Let me in.
- Go away.
331
00:23:41,878 --> 00:23:43,587
I don't wanna see anybody.
332
00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:46,715
CHANDLER: I went to the tanning place
and the same thing happened to me.
333
00:23:46,883 --> 00:23:48,050
Let me in.
334
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:49,802
Really?
335
00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:53,013
Did you count Mississippi-ly?
336
00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:55,933
You're not tan.
337
00:23:56,101 --> 00:24:02,148
No. I just had to get a picture of this.
I'll see you later.
338
00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:09,697
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