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♪ She's the coolest
girl in the world, wait ♪
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♪ Wrong Rebecca ♪
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♪ It's this one over here ♪
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♪ She's spunky, she's
sweet, a generous friend ♪
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♪ Oh, but there she
looks kind of mean ♪
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Hmm. ♪ Okay, she's snarky ♪
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♪ Sarcastic and a... What? ♪
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♪ You know, we're not really
seeing a common theme ♪
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♪ Meet Rebecca ♪
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♪ She's too hard to summarize ♪
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♪ So let's go back
to Other Rebecca. ♪
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See? Perfection is an illusion.
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Oh, did I have a thing?
Thank you. I could feel it.
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Right there.
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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.MY-SUBS.com --
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Do you still make
those candy cane mochas?
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I know the holidays are almost over,
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but what the hell,
I'm gonna treat myself.
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Okay. Thank you.
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- Hi.
- Oh! God.
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Okay, let's just put it out there.
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I've retired from stalking,
but you never lose the skills.
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You know?
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I'm sorry to violate your boundaries
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and your morning speed walk,
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but, um, ha, it's an emergency.
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Dr. Akopian...
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do you watch The Bachelor?
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Huh?
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Look, you know I've
been indecisive about
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the whole Josh, Nathaniel, Greg thing.
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Well, they proposed that I go
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on a final date with each of them,
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like The Bachelor.
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And then, I choose. Like The Bachelor.
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- Here you go.
- I know it's weird, and it's insane,
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and it's dumb, and it's lame,
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again, like The Bachelor...
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so, it's bad, right? I shouldn't do it?
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Do you forbid me from doing it?
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Well,
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um, it's consensual, right?
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And it's their idea?
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Yeah.
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You go into it with clear expectations,
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might be helpful to
settle on how you feel.
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Really? Wow.
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Just don't get into
any jacuzzi slap-fights.
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Rebecca, as long as you stay
grounded and present and open...
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I think I can be all those things, yeah.
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Then I don't think
there's any big harm in it.
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Oh, good. 'Cause I already
told them I'd do it anyway,
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and I got to make a
decision by next Thursday.
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You do realize
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that next Thursday
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is Valentine's Day, by the way?
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Oh, I do. It's apt, right?
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It's, uh, it's rather apt.
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So, what are you drinking?
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Can I have my morning back now?
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Absolutely. I'll see you for
my appointment later today.
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Look at this chair, though.
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It's like,
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I'm a little lady
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in a big chair.
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I'm a little lady
waiting for their mommy.
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You know? Okay. Bye.
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Oh.
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Bunch and Akops, back together again!
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All right, let's get started.
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Now we've all agreed
that there should be
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some ground rules for this thing,
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so I'll give you my suggestions first.
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I think there needs
to be a spending limit.
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Hold on.
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- Not fair.
- Uh, that's a great idea.
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It's not fair you're a billionaire,
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and you can, like, whisk her
off anywhere in the world.
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Mm-hmm.
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That's exactly right.
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So let's say a spending cap of... $50?
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What? No.
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What can you do with $50? Park?
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Agreed. $50.
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Fine. Fine.
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Okay, then the next rule is...
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everyone keeps their shirts on.
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- Mm-hmm.
- What? No way. No.
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No. Okay, I'm on a shred right now.
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My trainer always says,
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"When you're on a
cut, you got to strut."
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That's a good point. Shirts stay on.
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So that eliminates
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your advantage, Josh, and
yours as well, Nathaniel.
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Which leaves, uh, Greg...
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whose advantage is...
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Yeah, what is your thing?
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Yeah, what is the thing
you do that's, like, good?
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I do nothing. That's my special charm.
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Aw, no. Don't sell yourself short, bud.
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You're great at, um,
little remarks and comments.
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Oh, yeah, ladies love
remarks and comments,
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and they go nuts for asides.
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Look, you're right. You
don't need to neutralize me.
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Next to you two, I lose
every day of the week.
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Or do I?
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Heating up.
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Hi. Hi, hi, hi.
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Thank you for meeting me for breakfast.
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Oh, my God, Kevin's
new breakfast specials
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are a huge hit.
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Take one dollar off anything,
people lose their minds.
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Oh, I'm so sorry I can't do
girl group lunches anymore.
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My new job, I actually
have to show up to work.
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I also can't drive carpool, watch TV,
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or take a bath during the day.
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You take a bath during the day?
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Not anymore.
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Now I barely have time
to shave my armpits.
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I am full European hitchhiker
under this fancy blazer.
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And... I am barely making the
standard marital sex quota,
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four times a week.
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No, I know.
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I know, I know, it's embarrassing.
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We used to be so sexual.
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Well, I'm glad you're here,
because we need to discuss
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the real-life dating show
unfolding in front of us,
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- Rebecca's three dates.
- Yeah, mm,
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I don't know, though,
if we should be gossiping
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about Rebecca's love life.
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I mean, look, I learned
a long time ago that
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Rebecca's dating life
is not my entertainment.
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So, I just, you know,
it's just not healthy
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for either of us.
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That's really, really good,
Paula. So we'll talk about it,
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- and you can listen.
- Mm-hmm.
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So, Heath, who do you think she'll pick?
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Okay. So...
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- Josh!
- What?
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Okay, okay. I have come
full circle on this;
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it has to be Josh, and
let me tell you why.
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And then afterwards, I will
never say anything ever.
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She and Josh have
such an incredible history.
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And he's so evolved now.
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It is Team Josh! Okay,
I'm done, I'm done.
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I'm not talking anymore.
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- Okay, that is insane. That
is crazy talking. - Mm-hmm.
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Guys, it's got to be Nathaniel.
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Yeah, I know I used to think she
was meant to be with Greg,
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but then Nathaniel became
an actual decent person.
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Okay, volunteering
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at the jail. He tipped my staff
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a hundred bucks each at Christmas.
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Then I heard he put
on that prince costume
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and sang Rebecca's rewritten
song in that dumb play thing?
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If that's not love, what is?
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Also, he's so hot in an
Armie Hammer kind of way.
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Call me by his name,
know what I'm saying?
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I can't believe this.
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You used to agree with me about Greg.
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Okay, you want to talk about change?
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Let's talk about change.
Greg has also changed a ton.
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He is practically a
completely different actor now.
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And of course I'm saying "actor"
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in the political and legal sense.
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And ladies, let's not forget,
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- Josh left her at the altar.
- Right, so listen,
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if you circle back to Nathaniel...
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Oh, come on... Nathaniel, the cheater?
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He made a Tanya out of my Rebecca.
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It is Josh, it is Josh,
I would put money on it.
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Well, I think we learned in
Vegas you'd put money on anything,
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but you know what? So would I.
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I would put actual cash,
American, hard currency,
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dollars, on it being Nathaniel.
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Well, so would I. On Greg.
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Wait, wait, wait. Are
you guys talking about
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putting money on this whole
triple-date thing?
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- We want in. - Are we really
doing this? 'Cause I have
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a state-of-the-art odds
board I want to use
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on the Super Bowl, Oscars
and National Spelling Bee.
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That sweetie is ready to roll!
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I'm so excited, I'd like to
bet my entire life on Nathaniel.
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Ooh, I don't have cash,
but I do have Swiss francs.
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I always carry them with me.
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In case the economy collapses.
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There's no exchange
rate, so it's just one...
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Oh, wow, are we actually gambling
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on our friend's love life?
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I mean, it is happening,
whether we do it or not.
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I've spent so much time and
energy on Rebecca's drama,
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the least I can do is
make money off of it.
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Okay, how much? How much?
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A hundred down for my man Nathaniel.
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We got a hundred down on Nathaniel.
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Uh, what's going on here?
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Who's got twenties?
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People are talking about
betting on the three dates.
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- It's messed up.
- Unbelievable.
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Hey!
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Hey! Hey, stop it!
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Stop it, you animals. What
is wrong with all of you?
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These are your best friends.
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These people are human
beings with feelings,
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and you're using them to make money.
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Ugh.
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♪ ♪
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♪ How dare you play with love ♪
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♪ Have you no decency? ♪
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♪ Love is what created ♪
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♪ Him and him and her and me ♪
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♪ How dare you ♪
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♪ Play with love ♪
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♪ Is nothing sacred
to you, lady sir? ♪
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I think the word is just "ma'am."
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♪ Love is what ♪
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♪ Unites me and you
and him and her ♪
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♪ And him and him and me as well ♪
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♪ JK, LOL ♪
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Let's do this!
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♪ ♪
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♪ Love's not a game,
love's not a game ♪
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♪ None of us would
ever say love's a game ♪
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♪ That would be bad ♪
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♪ You can be sure-a ♪
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♪ But I'm in the mood to
wear this cool fedora ♪
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♪ Love's not a game,
love's not a game ♪
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♪ We would never play with
love like it's a game ♪
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♪ But if we did ♪
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♪ And that would be wrong ♪
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♪ We'd put 30 bucks down that
Josh has the biggest schlong ♪
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Oh, interesting. I'll double that.
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I'll triple that!
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♪ Love is not Olympians
sprinting down courses ♪
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♪ They're our dear friends,
they are not horses ♪
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_
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♪ Their love is pure,
groom meets bride ♪
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♪ So we'd never soil it with
a death pool on the side ♪
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Josh, age 52, parasailing accident.
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That's so smart. Same.
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♪ Love's an end game
but it's not a game ♪
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♪ Our mouths keep saying that
but our hands need change ♪
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♪ Put 30 on red, poetically ♪
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♪ For red's the color of
a heart that beats free ♪
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Red is also Greg. I-It's Greg.
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♪ We definitely shouldn't do this ♪
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♪ We definitely shouldn't do this ♪
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♪ This is bad, this is bad ♪
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♪ We're going to hell, this is bad ♪
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♪ I will give my counsel as a
graduate of priest school... ♪
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- Preschool?
- No. Priest school.
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Oh.
254
00:10:37,328 --> 00:10:40,383
♪ I just talked to Jesus,
and he said that it's cool ♪
255
00:10:40,408 --> 00:10:43,916
♪ Jesus said it's cool... ♪
256
00:10:51,353 --> 00:10:54,520
What? Okay, thanks.
257
00:10:54,545 --> 00:10:56,579
Okay, sure.
258
00:10:56,604 --> 00:10:58,947
Mm-hmm. Sure.
259
00:11:00,595 --> 00:11:03,463
Bills, bills! Broadway playbills.
260
00:11:03,488 --> 00:11:07,369
Flops only appreciate over time.
261
00:11:08,666 --> 00:11:10,213
Odds! Sixes!
262
00:11:10,238 --> 00:11:12,305
Dice! Monogamy!
263
00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:22,875
♪ Love's not a game,
love's not a game ♪
264
00:11:23,084 --> 00:11:26,653
♪ That being said,
let's make it rain ♪
265
00:11:26,721 --> 00:11:29,522
♪ While Cupid flies in from above ♪
266
00:11:30,166 --> 00:11:34,193
♪ The group mind has
decided to bet on love ♪
267
00:11:34,262 --> 00:11:36,440
♪ Love's not a game, love's
not a game, love's not a game ♪
268
00:11:36,464 --> 00:11:41,189
♪ Josh should be
wary of para-sails. ♪
269
00:11:48,424 --> 00:11:50,463
Okay, so I'm confused.
How does this work?
270
00:11:50,488 --> 00:11:51,565
How do I know if I'm winning?
271
00:11:51,590 --> 00:11:52,791
Well, on this board here,
272
00:11:52,816 --> 00:11:54,949
- we've got Greg, Nathaniel and Josh.
- Okay.
273
00:11:54,974 --> 00:11:56,283
And as the dates unfold and we get
274
00:11:56,308 --> 00:11:58,074
more information and new bets come in,
275
00:11:58,099 --> 00:11:59,400
Kevin will input the data,
276
00:11:59,425 --> 00:12:01,827
and the odds will be recalculated
on the computer.
277
00:12:02,479 --> 00:12:05,439
Whoever's on the top is the favorite.
278
00:12:05,464 --> 00:12:06,864
Hmm, okay, so,
279
00:12:06,889 --> 00:12:08,622
- Nathaniel's on top.
- Yes, but that means
280
00:12:08,647 --> 00:12:11,252
that Greg is an underdog,
and that pays out more.
281
00:12:11,463 --> 00:12:12,825
Well, that's great, so then Greg's good.
282
00:12:12,849 --> 00:12:14,115
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay, great.
283
00:12:14,140 --> 00:12:15,585
- Mm-hmm.
- All right, well, I have to go.
284
00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:17,521
I got to sell some of my
expired cosmetics to my relatives
285
00:12:17,546 --> 00:12:19,346
so I can raise more money to bet on him.
286
00:12:20,623 --> 00:12:22,223
Here comes Greg.
287
00:12:22,248 --> 00:12:23,947
Kevin, you may not want him to see this.
288
00:12:23,972 --> 00:12:25,238
I got you.
289
00:12:25,262 --> 00:12:27,262
_
290
00:12:27,297 --> 00:12:30,264
So what do you have planned
for your date with Rebecca?
291
00:12:30,289 --> 00:12:33,813
- Not a ton.
- Greg, seriously, listen to me.
292
00:12:33,970 --> 00:12:36,437
You know that Josh and
Nathaniel are gonna pull out
293
00:12:36,462 --> 00:12:38,447
all the stops on these dates.
294
00:12:38,472 --> 00:12:41,143
They're gonna get things like
hot air balloons and sailboats
295
00:12:41,168 --> 00:12:42,935
and-and unicorns.
296
00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:44,059
Unicorns, Hector?
297
00:12:44,084 --> 00:12:46,084
They're gonna get multiple unicorns?
298
00:12:46,109 --> 00:12:48,119
Maybe. Uh... what are you gonna do?
299
00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:50,197
Pick her up in your
crappy car and take her
300
00:12:50,222 --> 00:12:51,855
- to the drive-through?
- Maybe.
301
00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:53,408
You just can't.
302
00:12:53,625 --> 00:12:55,825
You got to think of something great.
303
00:12:55,850 --> 00:12:57,658
I really don't think I need to.
304
00:12:57,683 --> 00:12:59,883
And that's not me being
cocky, that's just me knowing
305
00:12:59,908 --> 00:13:01,861
in my heart when I'm right for someone.
306
00:13:01,886 --> 00:13:05,854
I don't need to do any of
that goofy "romantic stuff."
307
00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:07,802
Hey, look at us,
308
00:13:07,827 --> 00:13:10,830
on time for your last baseball game.
309
00:13:11,405 --> 00:13:13,906
Oh, a couple of moms are late.
310
00:13:14,488 --> 00:13:17,502
Yeah, like, where's Cindy
McCadden? Like, where is she?
311
00:13:17,573 --> 00:13:19,908
She's probably on Chardonnay time,
you know what I'm saying?
312
00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:21,493
Oh, they say working moms drop the ball,
313
00:13:21,518 --> 00:13:24,313
and yet, behold, here I am.
314
00:13:24,338 --> 00:13:25,837
Can one have it all?
315
00:13:25,862 --> 00:13:28,296
Nay, I say yes, young Thomas,
316
00:13:28,791 --> 00:13:31,854
if one tries hard enough.
317
00:13:32,236 --> 00:13:33,283
What's that?
318
00:13:33,308 --> 00:13:35,768
Think it's the, uh,
sign-up for the banquet dinner.
319
00:13:35,793 --> 00:13:38,076
- Everyone's got to bring something.
- Ah, that's no problem.
320
00:13:38,312 --> 00:13:39,745
Let me sign up for something easy,
321
00:13:39,770 --> 00:13:42,337
like paper plates and plastic cutlery.
322
00:13:42,369 --> 00:13:43,853
Are you out of your mind?
323
00:13:43,963 --> 00:13:46,211
Do you really think plastic
cutlery is still available?
324
00:13:46,236 --> 00:13:48,219
I got here this morning at 9:00,
325
00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:51,516
and I had to sign up
to make kosher scones.
326
00:13:51,541 --> 00:13:54,138
Yeah. One Jew on our
team, and I have to bake
327
00:13:54,207 --> 00:13:56,477
under the supervision of a rabbi.
328
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,869
Cindy McCadden got plastic cutlery,
329
00:13:58,937 --> 00:14:01,324
because she slept
outside the front door.
330
00:14:01,349 --> 00:14:03,283
Oh, ladies.
331
00:14:03,308 --> 00:14:06,343
Hi. Louise, good luck with those scones.
332
00:14:06,411 --> 00:14:08,345
I can give you Moyshe's
number if you like.
333
00:14:08,413 --> 00:14:11,014
Cindy, what... what's left?
334
00:14:11,330 --> 00:14:12,759
What's left on the list?
335
00:14:16,854 --> 00:14:18,286
Oh, my God.
336
00:14:18,311 --> 00:14:20,244
Get out of my way!
337
00:14:20,357 --> 00:14:22,290
Oh, my God.
338
00:14:22,315 --> 00:14:24,203
Cantaloupe wedges, taken;
339
00:14:24,228 --> 00:14:26,828
votive candles, taken;
string cheese, taken?
340
00:14:26,853 --> 00:14:29,221
Mom, this is the only one left.
341
00:14:30,067 --> 00:14:32,400
"Salmon for 60"?
342
00:14:32,425 --> 00:14:34,533
- Ooh.
- Ouch.
343
00:14:35,095 --> 00:14:37,729
Hey, uh, Paula, is everything okay?
344
00:14:37,797 --> 00:14:39,030
Sorry, Greg,
345
00:14:39,099 --> 00:14:41,099
no... I-I don't have time
to talk right now, Greg.
346
00:14:41,124 --> 00:14:43,102
- I was just trying to, uh...
- No, no, no, no, you don't understand.
347
00:14:43,127 --> 00:14:45,338
I-I got to get... Yeah, nope.
348
00:14:47,572 --> 00:14:49,951
- Whoa, what was all that about?
- I don't know.
349
00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:51,442
I was just trying to say hi.
350
00:14:51,554 --> 00:14:52,887
Yeah, she seemed preoccupied.
351
00:14:52,912 --> 00:14:54,011
Yeah, that's probably it.
352
00:14:54,036 --> 00:14:55,936
It's not like she doesn't like me.
353
00:14:55,961 --> 00:14:58,593
Though, we have had our ups and downs.
354
00:14:58,618 --> 00:15:00,318
Don't go out with Greg.
355
00:15:00,343 --> 00:15:02,931
Greg is just a whiny little bitch.
356
00:15:02,956 --> 00:15:04,589
You're sleeping with Greg?!
357
00:15:04,614 --> 00:15:07,302
Sarcastic, alcoholic, unromantic Greg?
358
00:15:07,327 --> 00:15:10,595
He is completely shut
down, and he is angry.
359
00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:12,479
Paula, I get it. You don't like Greg.
360
00:15:15,111 --> 00:15:17,823
Huh. Well, you might
want to get into the ups,
361
00:15:17,848 --> 00:15:20,215
because she and Rebecca
are total besties.
362
00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:21,800
- Uh-huh.
- You're in a tight race right now,
363
00:15:21,841 --> 00:15:22,907
and that could tip it.
364
00:15:22,932 --> 00:15:26,054
Well, I don't think I need to, or do I?
365
00:15:26,122 --> 00:15:27,555
Well, you got stiff competition.
366
00:15:27,580 --> 00:15:29,380
She's on date number
one with Josh tonight,
367
00:15:29,405 --> 00:15:32,127
and that guy's got a
black belt in romance.
368
00:15:32,152 --> 00:15:33,651
Hmm.
369
00:15:37,690 --> 00:15:39,549
Oh.
370
00:15:40,570 --> 00:15:45,306
Here I am, and I am staying grounded
371
00:15:45,549 --> 00:15:47,098
and realistic.
372
00:15:47,123 --> 00:15:49,767
- What?
- No, Josh, uh, just hold... hold on.
373
00:15:49,792 --> 00:15:51,692
Okay, R-Rebecca, it's okay.
374
00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:53,448
Re-center.
375
00:15:53,473 --> 00:15:55,773
- And just breathe.
- What is it?
376
00:15:55,885 --> 00:15:58,686
Josh, I'll just be one
second, just one... I'm...
377
00:15:58,711 --> 00:16:00,111
I'm centered, I'm present, I'm here.
378
00:16:01,839 --> 00:16:03,105
You ready?
379
00:16:04,682 --> 00:16:05,593
Yeah.
380
00:16:23,455 --> 00:16:25,455
What?
381
00:16:30,477 --> 00:16:31,810
Oh...
382
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:34,813
Oh, my God.
383
00:16:36,716 --> 00:16:38,422
It's summer camp.
384
00:16:39,596 --> 00:16:41,963
- Oh, wow.
- Like it?
385
00:16:41,988 --> 00:16:44,155
Yeah.
386
00:16:44,268 --> 00:16:46,201
- First...
- Hmm?
387
00:16:46,226 --> 00:16:48,593
We dine alfresco.
388
00:16:48,770 --> 00:16:51,091
Oh.
389
00:16:54,995 --> 00:16:57,708
Let's, let's see...
390
00:16:58,014 --> 00:17:00,481
- Mmm.
- That just tastes so good.
391
00:17:00,506 --> 00:17:02,707
- Mmm.
- Mmm.
392
00:17:02,732 --> 00:17:05,133
You know what, seriously, I-I
hope the hot dogs are okay.
393
00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:07,158
- Yeah. - I spent most of
my money on the tent,
394
00:17:07,513 --> 00:17:10,325
I borrowed fake grass
from my mom's lawn.
395
00:17:10,350 --> 00:17:12,116
Hope that's not cheating.
396
00:17:12,141 --> 00:17:13,494
No, it's not. I would say
397
00:17:13,519 --> 00:17:15,853
it's acceptably within the guidelines.
398
00:17:15,965 --> 00:17:18,299
Okay, good.
399
00:17:18,324 --> 00:17:20,224
It's nice to go into the past like this.
400
00:17:20,336 --> 00:17:22,937
Oh, I'm not trying to
go back into the past.
401
00:17:23,048 --> 00:17:26,731
I-I'm trying to bring
us full circle, you know?
402
00:17:26,756 --> 00:17:30,601
Becks, there's always
been this feeling of destiny
403
00:17:30,714 --> 00:17:32,161
about me and you.
404
00:17:33,216 --> 00:17:36,091
Like, I-I don't know, like,
405
00:17:36,309 --> 00:17:39,310
someone out there is
telling a story about us.
406
00:17:41,281 --> 00:17:42,856
Yeah.
407
00:17:43,710 --> 00:17:46,177
It does feel that way sometimes.
408
00:17:48,981 --> 00:17:50,313
Come with me.
409
00:17:52,243 --> 00:17:54,058
Hello...
410
00:17:54,127 --> 00:17:56,016
Oh.
411
00:17:56,239 --> 00:17:58,506
Hey. Real pillows.
412
00:17:58,531 --> 00:17:59,730
Ah. Nice touch.
413
00:17:59,843 --> 00:18:01,142
Well, I remember at camp,
414
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:02,733
you brought your own pillows from home,
415
00:18:02,758 --> 00:18:07,048
and, uh, you made me cover them
with a rain poncho before we,
416
00:18:07,073 --> 00:18:08,940
you know, uh...
417
00:18:09,052 --> 00:18:12,020
I, you know...
418
00:18:12,328 --> 00:18:16,347
I didn't want to get them dirty
because they were orthotic.
419
00:18:16,572 --> 00:18:18,939
So you know, I was
careful not to get your...
420
00:18:19,703 --> 00:18:22,954
on them after we.
421
00:18:22,979 --> 00:18:24,212
Yeah.
422
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:29,788
Uh, close your eyes.
423
00:18:29,813 --> 00:18:31,629
I-I have a surprise for you.
424
00:18:31,698 --> 00:18:33,776
Which is, incidentally, what
you said the night you missed
425
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,311
and got the pillow and
then my ear, but okay,
426
00:18:35,335 --> 00:18:36,335
I'll close my eyes.
427
00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:49,707
Okay, open them.
428
00:18:53,686 --> 00:18:55,149
Gasp.
429
00:18:56,871 --> 00:18:58,328
Oh...
430
00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:01,231
Oh...
431
00:19:04,052 --> 00:19:06,047
This is so beautiful.
432
00:19:06,469 --> 00:19:08,009
I spent all night trying to set it up
433
00:19:08,034 --> 00:19:10,672
and make sure it was facing
the right way and everything.
434
00:19:11,113 --> 00:19:13,047
I wanted to make sure
everything in our universe
435
00:19:13,072 --> 00:19:15,266
was exactly where it should be.
436
00:19:19,445 --> 00:19:21,680
It means so much to
me that you did this.
437
00:19:23,125 --> 00:19:24,852
It was fun.
438
00:19:25,228 --> 00:19:27,195
And I know which one the North Star is,
439
00:19:27,220 --> 00:19:29,774
so I can always find my way back home...
440
00:19:32,703 --> 00:19:34,369
to you.
441
00:19:36,029 --> 00:19:37,477
Oh, Josh.
442
00:19:38,698 --> 00:19:40,188
Wait, is kissing allowed?
443
00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:44,100
Ah...
444
00:20:36,446 --> 00:20:38,652
_
445
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:42,723
Does anyone know anything?
446
00:20:42,835 --> 00:20:44,368
I got to know how that date went.
447
00:20:44,393 --> 00:20:46,226
I lost my mind yesterday
and put $600 on Greg.
448
00:20:46,338 --> 00:20:48,138
Oh, what?
449
00:20:48,618 --> 00:20:50,764
Guys, the next-door neighbor called.
450
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:52,711
I told him we were
dying for info and that
451
00:20:52,735 --> 00:20:54,101
I would cut him in on my winnings,
452
00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:55,702
so he peeked over the fence for me.
453
00:20:55,771 --> 00:20:56,870
- And?
- And? - And?
454
00:20:56,939 --> 00:20:57,939
- And?
- And?
455
00:20:58,051 --> 00:21:00,284
And he said he saw them
456
00:21:00,309 --> 00:21:01,575
waking up in each other's arms
457
00:21:01,644 --> 00:21:02,843
through a very tiny
458
00:21:02,911 --> 00:21:04,745
window in a tent.
459
00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:07,881
Oh, wait. I'm getting a text.
460
00:21:07,993 --> 00:21:09,159
It's from Rebecca.
461
00:21:13,267 --> 00:21:14,834
- Dots.
- Okay.
462
00:21:14,859 --> 00:21:16,735
Oh, oh, no, no. Oh, no. She says...
463
00:21:16,884 --> 00:21:19,837
- What'd she say?
- "It was perfect."
464
00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:21,695
No!
465
00:21:21,764 --> 00:21:25,265
- Oh, yes!
- Josh Chan is in the lead, folks!
466
00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:30,103
Oh, come on!
467
00:21:30,128 --> 00:21:32,295
Slay. Slay, slay, slay.
468
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:35,126
- Slay. - Mm-hmm. I need to figure out
how to pay for this whole thing.
469
00:21:35,151 --> 00:21:38,071
- Mama Cookie knows, girl. Mama Cookie
always knows. Ha! - It's very expensive.
470
00:21:39,634 --> 00:21:41,820
So, you're talking about
federal administrative
471
00:21:41,845 --> 00:21:44,609
and regulatory law and
you're not citing Elena Kagan,
472
00:21:44,634 --> 00:21:47,359
what are you doing?
473
00:21:49,877 --> 00:21:51,298
Are we sure this is gonna work?
474
00:21:51,323 --> 00:21:52,722
You said I needed to do something
475
00:21:52,747 --> 00:21:55,081
to get into this contest,
so this is what I'm doing.
476
00:21:55,106 --> 00:21:56,839
Winning over Rebecca's best friend.
477
00:21:56,864 --> 00:21:58,464
If you put as much effort into the date
478
00:21:58,489 --> 00:22:00,489
as you put into poaching 60 fillets...
479
00:22:00,514 --> 00:22:02,080
You don't understand.
480
00:22:02,103 --> 00:22:04,003
I can't plan romantic things.
481
00:22:04,028 --> 00:22:05,828
I'm terrible at contrived stuff.
482
00:22:05,853 --> 00:22:07,386
I can't even sing "Happy Birthday."
483
00:22:07,411 --> 00:22:10,753
Other people sing it and I go,
"Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah"
484
00:22:10,778 --> 00:22:12,478
because I find it so embarrassing.
485
00:22:12,547 --> 00:22:13,792
So, I can't do that.
486
00:22:13,817 --> 00:22:16,117
So this is what I have, okay? Fish!
487
00:22:17,552 --> 00:22:19,282
Oh... what?
488
00:22:19,307 --> 00:22:21,140
- Hi.
- Hey.
489
00:22:22,251 --> 00:22:25,390
Would you normal people
excuse me for just one second?
490
00:22:25,415 --> 00:22:27,382
Okay. Thanks.
491
00:22:30,012 --> 00:22:31,945
Uh, what's this?
492
00:22:31,970 --> 00:22:33,599
A lightly poached coho
493
00:22:33,624 --> 00:22:35,024
with a dill reduction for five dozen
494
00:22:35,049 --> 00:22:38,948
or, one would say, salmon for 60. Hi.
495
00:22:38,973 --> 00:22:41,073
I'm Greg Serrano, let's
try again, shall we?
496
00:22:41,142 --> 00:22:43,376
Uh... I'm about to step
into a meeting, Greg.
497
00:22:43,401 --> 00:22:45,646
Yes, yes, I understand and I'll
totally get out of your hair.
498
00:22:45,671 --> 00:22:47,738
I just wanted to save
the day for a working mom
499
00:22:47,763 --> 00:22:49,140
so you don't disappoint your son again.
500
00:22:49,250 --> 00:22:50,493
Oh, dear.
501
00:22:50,518 --> 00:22:51,951
Oh.
502
00:22:51,976 --> 00:22:55,008
So you're an expert on parenting now?
503
00:22:55,033 --> 00:22:57,033
No, I just... I didn't
mean to criticize.
504
00:22:57,058 --> 00:22:58,704
That came out wrong.
505
00:23:02,564 --> 00:23:04,642
Oh.
506
00:23:04,997 --> 00:23:07,531
I know what this is.
507
00:23:07,556 --> 00:23:09,245
You overheard me having a problem,
508
00:23:09,270 --> 00:23:10,836
so you thought you'd swoop in and help,
509
00:23:10,861 --> 00:23:12,261
get in my good graces,
510
00:23:12,286 --> 00:23:14,753
so I'll put in a word in with Rebecca.
511
00:23:14,909 --> 00:23:16,309
Oh, she's good. You're good, Paula.
512
00:23:16,377 --> 00:23:17,410
She's very good.
513
00:23:17,435 --> 00:23:18,668
- Greg.
- Hmm?
514
00:23:18,693 --> 00:23:20,923
Rebecca makes her own choices.
515
00:23:21,683 --> 00:23:23,516
But I gotta say...
516
00:23:23,629 --> 00:23:25,061
- Uh-huh?
- You have a lot
517
00:23:25,086 --> 00:23:28,421
of tough competition, so I really hope
518
00:23:28,446 --> 00:23:32,268
that you have a better
plan than bringing me fish.
519
00:23:32,293 --> 00:23:33,693
Yes. Yes, ma'am, I do.
520
00:23:33,761 --> 00:23:35,394
Y-Yes, yes, ma'am. He does.
521
00:23:35,463 --> 00:23:37,396
Great. Then you're all set.
522
00:23:37,696 --> 00:23:40,543
I mean, you know, after
you stop by my house
523
00:23:40,568 --> 00:23:42,335
and put that salmon in the fridge.
524
00:23:42,403 --> 00:23:44,775
Key's under the mat. Thanks.
525
00:23:55,283 --> 00:23:56,556
Wow.
526
00:23:57,423 --> 00:23:59,585
You look so beautiful.
527
00:23:59,888 --> 00:24:01,634
I'm sorry.
528
00:24:02,634 --> 00:24:05,101
This is kind of weird.
529
00:24:05,126 --> 00:24:06,592
No, it's okay.
530
00:24:06,705 --> 00:24:08,605
You and Nathaniel have a good time.
531
00:24:08,630 --> 00:24:09,929
Well...
532
00:24:09,954 --> 00:24:11,420
an okay time.
533
00:24:11,445 --> 00:24:12,912
A fine time.
534
00:24:13,101 --> 00:24:14,300
Ugh.
535
00:24:14,325 --> 00:24:15,724
Who am I kidding?
536
00:24:15,749 --> 00:24:18,032
I've been praying all day
for the San Andreas Fault
537
00:24:18,057 --> 00:24:20,207
to open up and s-swallow up Nathaniel.
538
00:24:20,408 --> 00:24:22,126
And then Greg.
539
00:24:22,687 --> 00:24:24,687
And then Josh Chan from Azusa,
540
00:24:24,712 --> 00:24:26,979
who continues to mess
with my credit rating.
541
00:24:27,092 --> 00:24:28,992
Josh, I know this is hard.
542
00:24:29,017 --> 00:24:30,118
I...
543
00:24:30,662 --> 00:24:32,462
We had such a good time the other night.
544
00:24:32,853 --> 00:24:33,986
But...
545
00:24:34,099 --> 00:24:36,366
Is this what we're doing?
546
00:24:36,391 --> 00:24:38,157
You know, I don't know what else to do.
547
00:24:38,182 --> 00:24:39,615
Yeah, I-I know.
548
00:24:41,466 --> 00:24:43,699
I thought this would be
simple, but...
549
00:24:45,750 --> 00:24:47,116
It's not.
550
00:24:48,403 --> 00:24:50,403
Okay, I'll see you later.
551
00:25:03,117 --> 00:25:05,056
Nathaniel, where are we going?
552
00:25:05,611 --> 00:25:07,077
Here, come on.
553
00:25:08,387 --> 00:25:10,420
Oh.
554
00:25:10,696 --> 00:25:11,957
Oh, my God.
555
00:25:11,982 --> 00:25:13,782
Oh, my God.
556
00:25:13,895 --> 00:25:17,963
This is just so beautiful,
and it's so thoughtful.
557
00:25:20,212 --> 00:25:22,345
But what's wrong? Are you okay?
558
00:25:22,370 --> 00:25:24,070
No, I'm fine, it's just...
559
00:25:24,182 --> 00:25:25,548
I don't know what's happening.
560
00:25:25,573 --> 00:25:28,107
This is just so...
561
00:25:28,176 --> 00:25:29,575
And you guys are so...
562
00:25:29,644 --> 00:25:30,844
I know, it's weird. It's weird.
563
00:25:30,878 --> 00:25:32,712
- You were just on a date with Josh...
- Yes.
564
00:25:32,780 --> 00:25:34,980
And now you're here with
me, and I bought...
565
00:25:35,005 --> 00:25:36,726
a bunch of cheese and crackers,
566
00:25:36,751 --> 00:25:38,429
so many different types of crackers.
567
00:25:38,453 --> 00:25:39,852
I don't know why.
568
00:25:39,921 --> 00:25:41,454
Why don't... why don't we just...
569
00:25:41,479 --> 00:25:43,633
just forget everything else
570
00:25:43,658 --> 00:25:45,658
and just try to enjoy this?
571
00:25:45,683 --> 00:25:46,767
You know?
572
00:25:47,474 --> 00:25:49,440
Okay.
573
00:25:51,032 --> 00:25:52,465
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
574
00:25:52,818 --> 00:25:54,018
- Yeah.
- Here, sit down.
575
00:25:54,050 --> 00:25:55,850
Okay.
576
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:01,006
Oh. Wow.
577
00:26:01,031 --> 00:26:02,540
This is just...
578
00:26:03,010 --> 00:26:04,876
it's the most beautiful view.
579
00:26:04,901 --> 00:26:08,001
You know, on a clear day,
you can see Gardena, Torrance,
580
00:26:08,026 --> 00:26:09,225
and if you squint,
581
00:26:09,250 --> 00:26:11,617
the Rancho Dominguez Cineplex 23.
582
00:26:11,729 --> 00:26:14,630
I do love that place.
They have so many movies.
583
00:26:14,655 --> 00:26:15,821
- Almost two dozen.
- Right...
584
00:26:15,934 --> 00:26:17,467
You know what I mean.
585
00:26:17,492 --> 00:26:18,758
Not quite, but almost.
586
00:26:18,783 --> 00:26:20,970
- Not quite, just short.
- Just shy.
587
00:26:24,162 --> 00:26:25,895
What is that?
588
00:26:26,268 --> 00:26:27,434
Oh.
589
00:26:28,970 --> 00:26:30,736
- There it is.
- What?
590
00:26:30,805 --> 00:26:32,738
- You know what you did.
- Oh, yeah?
591
00:26:32,807 --> 00:26:34,774
You hired a band. I
knew you'd play dirty
592
00:26:34,842 --> 00:26:36,041
and spend all your money.
593
00:26:36,110 --> 00:26:37,510
- I knew you would. I knew it.
- No, I...
594
00:26:37,545 --> 00:26:39,456
I did no such thing. I
played by the rules. Uh-huh.
595
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:40,880
- Sure. Uh-huh.
- I did. No, no.
596
00:26:40,940 --> 00:26:45,294
What I did do was, I found
the perfect spot to sit
597
00:26:45,319 --> 00:26:46,585
right above the Greek Theater
598
00:26:46,610 --> 00:26:48,618
and listen to a concert for free.
599
00:26:49,353 --> 00:26:52,545
Tonight is "The
Greatest Hits of Broadway
600
00:26:52,570 --> 00:26:53,936
with Michael Bublé."
601
00:26:59,700 --> 00:27:01,743
Huh. I wonder what...
602
00:27:02,009 --> 00:27:04,203
Broadway standard this
is. I don't recognize it.
603
00:27:04,272 --> 00:27:05,516
Maybe it's from Starlight Express
604
00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:07,139
or Once on This Island. I don't know.
605
00:27:07,164 --> 00:27:10,132
Those are the two shows
I know the least. Hang on.
606
00:27:10,244 --> 00:27:11,477
Oh.
607
00:27:11,590 --> 00:27:14,680
No, I screwed this up.
608
00:27:14,705 --> 00:27:16,605
It's not Broadway's
greatest hits; it's...
609
00:27:16,761 --> 00:27:19,395
"'70s Groove Night with Marty Macaroon
610
00:27:19,420 --> 00:27:21,320
and the Funky Town Eight."
611
00:27:21,345 --> 00:27:22,353
Wow.
612
00:27:22,723 --> 00:27:24,490
This is a disaster. I'm...
613
00:27:24,515 --> 00:27:26,782
I'm so sorry. This is awful.
614
00:27:29,243 --> 00:27:30,863
- Hold on.
- No, no.
615
00:27:30,888 --> 00:27:33,355
I actually kind of like it.
616
00:27:33,546 --> 00:27:36,179
- No, you don't.
- Yes, I do. I wouldn't humor you.
617
00:27:36,204 --> 00:27:37,204
No one likes this.
618
00:27:37,238 --> 00:27:38,518
Marty Macaroon doesn't like this.
619
00:27:38,543 --> 00:27:41,210
I'm gonna like anyone
with the name Macaroon.
620
00:27:41,353 --> 00:27:43,219
Shall we dance?
621
00:27:43,244 --> 00:27:44,398
To this? Come on.
622
00:27:44,423 --> 00:27:46,002
Yeah. Let's dance.
Dance with me. Come on.
623
00:27:46,003 --> 00:27:47,289
Oh, you want to stand up and dance.
624
00:27:47,314 --> 00:27:48,826
Oh, my gosh. Stand up and dance with me.
625
00:27:48,850 --> 00:27:50,816
- All right.
- Try and salvage this.
626
00:27:50,885 --> 00:27:53,319
Feel the Macaroon rhythm.
627
00:27:53,344 --> 00:27:55,878
- There we go.
- Ooh. I mean, that bass line is crunchy.
628
00:27:55,990 --> 00:27:57,556
- It is so crunchy.
- It's a crunchy bass.
629
00:27:57,581 --> 00:27:59,681
- Ooh, let's bite our lower lips.
- What does that do?
630
00:27:59,794 --> 00:28:00,860
I think this is how...
631
00:28:00,928 --> 00:28:02,194
It's just the funk face, right?
632
00:28:08,236 --> 00:28:10,369
- Nice.
- Okay. Oh.
633
00:28:10,438 --> 00:28:13,681
- And back. Oh, drop the beat, Marty.
- Yeah, Marty!
634
00:28:20,685 --> 00:28:21,984
Then I'll pull you in.
635
00:28:32,173 --> 00:28:34,440
I don't want to give
you a whole big pitch.
636
00:28:34,465 --> 00:28:36,269
I've done that so many times before.
637
00:28:39,072 --> 00:28:40,471
But I think...
638
00:28:41,564 --> 00:28:42,963
we're meant to be together.
639
00:28:45,798 --> 00:28:47,354
And if you pick me,
640
00:28:48,089 --> 00:28:51,458
it'll be because you feel the same way.
641
00:29:01,035 --> 00:29:02,087
I thought so.
642
00:29:27,106 --> 00:29:29,894
So, where did Rebecca and
Nathaniel go for their date?
643
00:29:30,053 --> 00:29:31,752
Probably somewhere boring.
644
00:29:31,973 --> 00:29:34,240
If it was me, I would've
taken Rebecca to see
645
00:29:34,265 --> 00:29:36,636
Marty Macaroon and the Funky Town Eight.
646
00:29:36,661 --> 00:29:38,695
You're a Macarooner? Oh!
647
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:40,587
We should swap cassettes.
648
00:29:40,699 --> 00:29:42,676
Yeah, I've got April '93 at Red Rocks.
649
00:29:42,701 --> 00:29:44,467
- No!
- Mm-hmm.
650
00:29:44,492 --> 00:29:46,258
- The drone images are in.
- What?
651
00:29:46,415 --> 00:29:48,348
I got a buddy to follow Nathaniel
652
00:29:48,373 --> 00:29:49,806
and toss up a drone. No biggie.
653
00:29:54,212 --> 00:29:55,645
Okay.
654
00:29:55,758 --> 00:29:57,724
What?!
655
00:29:59,684 --> 00:30:01,751
Oh, got a text. Wow.
656
00:30:01,864 --> 00:30:03,196
It says...
657
00:30:03,221 --> 00:30:05,488
"It was heaven."
658
00:30:05,557 --> 00:30:06,856
- Yes. Yes!
- Yeah!
659
00:30:06,925 --> 00:30:08,445
Papa's got a winner.
660
00:30:08,470 --> 00:30:10,170
And mama's got a winner!
661
00:30:10,195 --> 00:30:11,806
Oh, wait, my thing
sounded like your thing.
662
00:30:11,830 --> 00:30:12,896
Mm, just a little bit.
663
00:30:28,722 --> 00:30:29,879
Hi.
664
00:30:30,097 --> 00:30:31,625
Well, hello, sir.
665
00:30:31,650 --> 00:30:33,550
I'm Bernie. Looking for a little...
666
00:30:33,801 --> 00:30:36,162
- high-altitude romance?
- Oh.
667
00:30:36,187 --> 00:30:38,555
Wow, we're going with that
tone right out of the gate.
668
00:30:38,666 --> 00:30:40,800
Okay, uh, yeah. Well,
here's what I'm looking for...
669
00:30:40,825 --> 00:30:42,392
something romantic.
670
00:30:42,504 --> 00:30:43,870
No irony involved.
671
00:30:43,895 --> 00:30:46,596
Just the thing that people do
that is the thing people do.
672
00:30:47,051 --> 00:30:49,832
I love a girl and need
to show her how much.
673
00:30:49,857 --> 00:30:53,513
Ah, our standard $50 package. Got it.
674
00:30:53,582 --> 00:30:56,383
Our magical journey begins
675
00:30:56,582 --> 00:30:58,452
with your choice of pattern
for your hot-air balloon:
676
00:30:58,476 --> 00:31:01,110
rainbow, carnival stripes, polka dots.
677
00:31:01,223 --> 00:31:02,656
You know what?
678
00:31:02,724 --> 00:31:04,357
Let's do it. For once in my life,
679
00:31:04,382 --> 00:31:05,748
I got to really go all out.
680
00:31:05,817 --> 00:31:07,584
Great! Done.
681
00:31:07,933 --> 00:31:09,660
Oh. Oh, cool, that's it?
682
00:31:10,691 --> 00:31:13,656
I-I thought you were gonna give
me more of a song and dance.
683
00:31:13,725 --> 00:31:15,345
From me? No, no, no, never.
684
00:31:15,370 --> 00:31:16,736
Okay.
685
00:31:17,465 --> 00:31:20,196
Well, Th-there is one
other thing. It's...
686
00:31:20,309 --> 00:31:21,875
J-Just a word of warning.
687
00:31:21,900 --> 00:31:23,266
Warning?
688
00:31:23,335 --> 00:31:27,033
♪ There's no ♪
689
00:31:27,058 --> 00:31:28,348
♪ Bathroom, there's no bathroom ♪
690
00:31:28,373 --> 00:31:30,260
♪ If she needs to use the bathroom ♪
691
00:31:30,285 --> 00:31:32,052
♪ Tell her that
there is no bathroom ♪
692
00:31:32,077 --> 00:31:33,664
♪ Please don't pee in my balloon ♪
693
00:31:33,689 --> 00:31:36,323
♪ This may be a bit more
bumpy than a plane ride ♪
694
00:31:36,348 --> 00:31:38,748
♪ Or a taxi, but I
promise it is worth it ♪
695
00:31:38,773 --> 00:31:41,074
♪ And your lady, she will swoon! ♪
696
00:31:41,519 --> 00:31:44,821
Ah, a-all right. Got it.
697
00:31:44,933 --> 00:31:46,166
♪ ♪
698
00:31:46,191 --> 00:31:49,121
♪ Please don't poop in my balloon. ♪
699
00:31:50,691 --> 00:31:52,706
I wasn't planning on it.
700
00:31:52,775 --> 00:31:55,475
You know, it's-it's
happened a couple times,
701
00:31:55,500 --> 00:31:58,701
and, uh, it's a nightmare. Ugh.
702
00:31:58,911 --> 00:32:01,011
Very hard to get poop out of wicker.
703
00:32:09,176 --> 00:32:10,446
Cool tux.
704
00:32:10,515 --> 00:32:12,415
Yeah, came with the rainbow package.
705
00:32:12,484 --> 00:32:14,617
- Not gonna even show you my socks.
- Wow.
706
00:32:14,686 --> 00:32:17,320
You know what? I'm impressed. Yeah?
707
00:32:17,543 --> 00:32:20,533
I mean, you hate this
stuff, and you're doing it.
708
00:32:20,601 --> 00:32:21,701
Feeling good?
709
00:32:21,726 --> 00:32:24,927
Uh, I don't know. I have no idea.
710
00:32:24,952 --> 00:32:27,207
I mean, I used to feel so confident
711
00:32:27,232 --> 00:32:28,972
about Rebecca, and now...
712
00:32:29,136 --> 00:32:31,378
This week, I've just been
steaming a whole bunch of fish
713
00:32:31,403 --> 00:32:33,636
and agreeing to sail
over the Temecula Valley
714
00:32:33,661 --> 00:32:35,015
in a stripy balloon.
715
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:36,472
Are you having second thoughts?
716
00:32:36,793 --> 00:32:39,619
Yeah, yeah, I'm having second thoughts,
717
00:32:39,941 --> 00:32:42,275
but still gonna do it.
718
00:32:44,496 --> 00:32:46,793
Is this bow tie straight?
719
00:32:47,083 --> 00:32:48,379
I doubt it.
720
00:32:57,795 --> 00:32:59,561
Oh, come on.
721
00:32:59,586 --> 00:33:03,830
Oh, Dr. Akopian? What are...
What? You go to this wine bar?
722
00:33:03,855 --> 00:33:05,090
Okay, look.
723
00:33:05,521 --> 00:33:07,446
Yeah, I'm stalking you
again. We've established this.
724
00:33:07,471 --> 00:33:08,682
It's a very problematic behavior,
725
00:33:08,706 --> 00:33:10,906
and we should discuss it
the next time I'm in therapy,
726
00:33:10,975 --> 00:33:12,141
but listen, I need some help.
727
00:33:12,209 --> 00:33:14,243
Okay, these dates aren't
clarifying anything.
728
00:33:14,311 --> 00:33:16,189
They're just... they're
fogging up all my windows...
729
00:33:16,213 --> 00:33:18,253
My front window, my back
window and my side windows.
730
00:33:18,278 --> 00:33:20,629
And I don't know what to do.
Can I have a sip of your wine?
731
00:33:20,670 --> 00:33:23,104
- Oh, no.
- No, that-that's not appropriate.
732
00:33:24,722 --> 00:33:27,189
I don't know how I'm gonna
face this Greg date coming up.
733
00:33:27,214 --> 00:33:28,400
It's gonna ruin my life.
734
00:33:28,425 --> 00:33:31,293
I cannot go on yet another
735
00:33:31,318 --> 00:33:33,426
romantic and perfect date.
736
00:33:33,451 --> 00:33:35,251
Then don't.
737
00:33:35,276 --> 00:33:38,343
Just follow what's in your heart.
738
00:33:39,222 --> 00:33:40,707
Follow what's in my heart?
739
00:33:40,732 --> 00:33:43,038
What kind of therapist advice is that?
740
00:33:43,063 --> 00:33:45,630
Look, I-I'm-I'm just trying
to have a glass of wine.
741
00:33:45,655 --> 00:33:47,933
I am not on the clock
right now, okay, Rebecca?
742
00:33:48,251 --> 00:33:50,819
Okay, that's fair. You're
right. Self-care is important.
743
00:33:51,535 --> 00:33:53,501
Thanks for not dropping me as a patient.
744
00:33:53,526 --> 00:33:55,526
See you at 4:00 tomorrow.
745
00:33:59,709 --> 00:34:01,027
Help.
746
00:34:03,539 --> 00:34:05,973
♪ ♪
747
00:34:10,685 --> 00:34:15,254
♪ Love is a game, love is a game ♪
748
00:34:15,496 --> 00:34:19,031
♪ But I've never enjoyed
playing any sort of game ♪
749
00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:21,166
♪ I hate round objects ♪
750
00:34:21,191 --> 00:34:23,124
♪ Flying at my head ♪
751
00:34:23,149 --> 00:34:25,116
♪ In seventh grade ♪
752
00:34:25,141 --> 00:34:27,272
♪ I convinced the principal ♪
753
00:34:27,341 --> 00:34:30,965
♪ To let me count bat
mitzvah prep as my phys ed ♪
754
00:34:31,824 --> 00:34:33,846
♪ In games you can get hurt ♪
755
00:34:33,871 --> 00:34:36,072
♪ In games you can get bruised ♪
756
00:34:36,097 --> 00:34:39,871
♪ In order for a victory,
someone else must lose ♪
757
00:34:40,125 --> 00:34:43,961
♪ And it's a sign of weakness
to just throw in the towel ♪
758
00:34:43,986 --> 00:34:46,068
♪ People hate when you play dirty ♪
759
00:34:46,093 --> 00:34:48,402
♪ Which I think is called a foul ♪
760
00:34:50,831 --> 00:34:54,715
♪ If love's a game,
if love's a game ♪
761
00:34:54,951 --> 00:34:58,820
♪ Then in forfeiting
I find no shame ♪
762
00:34:59,028 --> 00:35:03,164
♪ This whole thing is a powder keg ♪
763
00:35:03,189 --> 00:35:06,190
♪ I have no choice
but to cancel on... ♪
764
00:35:08,531 --> 00:35:09,492
Greg?
765
00:35:10,156 --> 00:35:12,951
Wow. So, what's, um...
766
00:35:13,742 --> 00:35:15,287
What's happening here?
767
00:35:15,664 --> 00:35:17,433
Well, in order of importance,
768
00:35:17,458 --> 00:35:19,375
I'm wearing a real uncomfortable tuxedo,
769
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:22,668
I possibly just split my pants,
and my crappy car won't start.
770
00:35:23,007 --> 00:35:24,273
How about you?
771
00:35:24,790 --> 00:35:26,406
About the same.
772
00:35:28,002 --> 00:35:29,902
- Let's get you to the shop.
- Yeah, yeah.
773
00:35:29,927 --> 00:35:31,127
Yeah.
774
00:35:46,508 --> 00:35:49,188
- Oh, my God, no one ate the salmon.
- Oh.
775
00:35:49,300 --> 00:35:51,990
- They never do.
- Then why do we do this?
776
00:35:52,059 --> 00:35:54,793
Paula, that's how it's always been.
777
00:35:55,274 --> 00:35:57,807
Oh... Louise,
778
00:35:57,832 --> 00:36:00,881
this whole process needs a redo.
779
00:36:00,906 --> 00:36:02,601
We should be working together.
780
00:36:02,713 --> 00:36:05,280
I mean, no sign-up
sheets, no competition;
781
00:36:05,305 --> 00:36:08,540
just-just a community
of moms collaborating.
782
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:12,752
Oh, God.
783
00:36:15,063 --> 00:36:17,560
Oh-oh-oh, my God. Oh, my
God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
784
00:36:17,585 --> 00:36:18,917
Guys, guys, guys, stop.
785
00:36:18,986 --> 00:36:21,220
Stop, stop, everybody,
stop what you're doing.
786
00:36:21,288 --> 00:36:25,478
Bernie called. They never
showed up for their balloon ride.
787
00:36:25,503 --> 00:36:27,203
- What? What?
- No, no.
788
00:36:27,228 --> 00:36:29,962
No, Hector, you put his bow tie
on him. You said he was going.
789
00:36:30,030 --> 00:36:31,608
Well, he was, but he
seemed a little wigged out
790
00:36:31,632 --> 00:36:33,243
- about the whole thing, honestly.
- Why didn't you tell us that?
791
00:36:33,267 --> 00:36:35,444
Oh, God, I bet my
rowing machine on Greg.
792
00:36:35,469 --> 00:36:37,913
Oh, my God, what's going on?
We don't know what's going on.
793
00:36:37,938 --> 00:36:39,015
If they don't complete their date,
794
00:36:39,039 --> 00:36:41,006
it's a push. Nobody loses,
795
00:36:41,075 --> 00:36:43,008
- nobody wins.
- No!
796
00:36:43,077 --> 00:36:44,877
What? No!
797
00:36:55,024 --> 00:36:57,233
Hey. What are you doing here?
798
00:36:57,258 --> 00:36:59,444
Oh, well, I can't
drink over at Home Base.
799
00:36:59,469 --> 00:37:00,936
Not with all that betting going on.
800
00:37:00,961 --> 00:37:02,361
Oh, you heard about that, too?
801
00:37:02,473 --> 00:37:05,708
Yeah, of course. Think I wasn't
gonna put $1,000 on myself?
802
00:37:09,531 --> 00:37:10,813
Well, how was your date?
803
00:37:11,344 --> 00:37:13,238
Honestly? Really good.
804
00:37:13,688 --> 00:37:15,017
Yours?
805
00:37:15,456 --> 00:37:17,222
Oh, couldn't have gone any better.
806
00:37:20,147 --> 00:37:22,281
Well, we'll find out soon enough.
807
00:37:22,349 --> 00:37:23,703
Yeah.
808
00:37:24,395 --> 00:37:27,730
Hey, whatever happens, good game, man.
809
00:37:28,952 --> 00:37:30,052
Same.
810
00:37:32,711 --> 00:37:35,294
- Cheers.
- Yeah, cheers.
811
00:37:39,667 --> 00:37:41,033
God, I hope I win, though.
812
00:37:41,145 --> 00:37:42,645
I really hope you lose.
813
00:37:43,180 --> 00:37:45,270
I also hope Greg dies.
814
00:37:45,339 --> 00:37:47,439
Ooh, were you thinking
San Andreas Fault?
815
00:37:47,464 --> 00:37:48,808
I was actually thinking lightning bolt.
816
00:37:48,876 --> 00:37:50,389
It's quick, it's painless. Mm.
817
00:37:50,414 --> 00:37:51,720
You know, I do like the guy.
818
00:37:51,745 --> 00:37:53,078
Oh, yeah. Me, too.
819
00:38:11,196 --> 00:38:14,330
Well, it's gonna take
a long time to fix it.
820
00:38:14,399 --> 00:38:17,367
Something about the
trans... carburetor...
821
00:38:17,727 --> 00:38:19,813
I'm being lied to, and it's
gonna be very expensive.
822
00:38:19,838 --> 00:38:21,805
And our date's already ruined
823
00:38:21,873 --> 00:38:23,740
because we're gonna miss our start time
824
00:38:23,765 --> 00:38:25,698
for our takeoff, so...
825
00:38:25,855 --> 00:38:27,654
Uh, takeoff?
826
00:38:27,722 --> 00:38:30,323
It's a long story. Never mind.
827
00:38:30,348 --> 00:38:33,750
Just... Hey, can I be honest with you?
828
00:38:33,819 --> 00:38:34,918
Yeah.
829
00:38:34,986 --> 00:38:36,686
I've been dreading this whole thing.
830
00:38:36,755 --> 00:38:38,321
Not being with you. That part I love.
831
00:38:38,390 --> 00:38:42,559
Just the date I had
planned, it's so not me.
832
00:38:42,758 --> 00:38:46,506
It's so very Bernie. Weird guy.
833
00:38:46,531 --> 00:38:49,866
- Who's...
- The bow tie.
834
00:38:49,935 --> 00:38:51,768
- Oh, okay.
- Mm-hmm.
835
00:38:51,837 --> 00:38:54,637
I got to tell you something.
When I ran into you,
836
00:38:54,705 --> 00:38:56,349
I was literally seconds
away from texting you
837
00:38:56,374 --> 00:38:57,474
and canceling the date.
838
00:38:57,542 --> 00:38:59,742
Not because I don't like
spending time with you,
839
00:38:59,767 --> 00:39:02,222
but I just... All these dates,
840
00:39:02,247 --> 00:39:04,414
it's just so exhausting,
it's so much pressure.
841
00:39:04,483 --> 00:39:05,563
Right.
842
00:39:05,724 --> 00:39:08,524
So... this date is off?
843
00:39:10,998 --> 00:39:12,633
Looks like it.
844
00:39:13,735 --> 00:39:15,635
Oh, thank God.
845
00:39:18,753 --> 00:39:20,419
Oh...
846
00:39:21,024 --> 00:39:22,732
Well, if you're gonna be
here for the next few hours,
847
00:39:22,801 --> 00:39:23,967
I'll just wait with you.
848
00:39:24,035 --> 00:39:25,502
Really? You would do that?
849
00:39:25,570 --> 00:39:27,036
Yeah. I got nothing to do.
850
00:39:27,105 --> 00:39:28,867
I just found out my date canceled.
851
00:39:30,805 --> 00:39:32,495
Hey, so, uh, did you eat yet?
852
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:34,399
No, I was waiting for you
to eat, but I would eat now.
853
00:39:34,424 --> 00:39:35,624
Do you want to go somewhere?
854
00:39:35,728 --> 00:39:36,928
Uh, I more feel like ordering.
855
00:39:36,953 --> 00:39:37,946
Ooh, I would do that.
856
00:39:37,971 --> 00:39:40,039
Yeah? What do you want?
What are you in the mood for?
857
00:39:40,989 --> 00:39:43,389
Um, Italian?
858
00:39:43,571 --> 00:39:45,135
I have that all the time at work.
859
00:39:45,204 --> 00:39:47,104
- Right, of course. Yeah.
- What about Thai?
860
00:39:47,485 --> 00:39:49,016
I had that for lunch,
but any other place.
861
00:39:49,041 --> 00:39:50,140
Really, you pick.
862
00:39:50,209 --> 00:39:51,709
Okay, well, I picked last time.
863
00:39:51,777 --> 00:39:54,912
Oh, you did, and we went to
that Indian place, which I loved.
864
00:39:54,980 --> 00:39:57,247
Mm-hmm. Do you want to do that again?
865
00:39:57,272 --> 00:39:59,673
No, you know what I want?
I want that new taco place.
866
00:39:59,698 --> 00:40:01,738
- The one on East Cameron? I
heard that's amazing. - Yes.
867
00:40:01,763 --> 00:40:02,929
- Right? It's...
- Okay. Okay.
868
00:40:02,954 --> 00:40:04,954
- So I-I want to see if they deliver.
- Yeah, sure.
869
00:40:04,979 --> 00:40:07,546
I'll pull up the menu.
870
00:40:07,726 --> 00:40:10,193
Let's see.
871
00:40:10,218 --> 00:40:11,618
Okay, I'm gonna pull up the menu.
872
00:40:11,831 --> 00:40:14,098
You have to decide what you
want beforehand because, no,
873
00:40:14,123 --> 00:40:15,956
I cannot be on the phone and have you
874
00:40:15,981 --> 00:40:17,181
shouting your order in my ear.
875
00:40:17,206 --> 00:40:19,206
It's not my fault that
I realize what I want
876
00:40:19,231 --> 00:40:20,442
when I hear what you're getting.
877
00:40:20,467 --> 00:40:21,678
I understand it's not your fault,
878
00:40:21,703 --> 00:40:23,736
but it's very irritating
and very annoying,
879
00:40:23,761 --> 00:40:25,360
and we've had many discussions about it,
880
00:40:25,493 --> 00:40:28,027
so just make a... Here
you go, here's the menu.
881
00:40:30,216 --> 00:40:32,039
Do I like chilaquiles?
882
00:40:32,791 --> 00:40:34,424
Yeah, of course you do, with the Verde.
883
00:40:34,449 --> 00:40:35,729
Right, right, right, right, yes.
884
00:40:35,921 --> 00:40:37,287
Okay, I want to get that.
885
00:40:37,312 --> 00:40:38,812
Okay.
886
00:40:44,340 --> 00:40:46,306
Hey.
887
00:40:46,331 --> 00:40:48,383
You're the love of my life.
888
00:40:49,429 --> 00:40:51,495
You know that, right?
889
00:40:54,782 --> 00:40:56,782
Well, I do now.
890
00:40:56,806 --> 00:40:59,625
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