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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,267 --> 00:00:04,103 IRON MAN: Good as new. 2 00:00:04,105 --> 00:00:07,306 Data crux up and running? Check. 3 00:00:07,308 --> 00:00:09,641 Next, the tower's central grid. 4 00:00:09,643 --> 00:00:12,644 (SPUTTERING) 5 00:00:12,646 --> 00:00:16,048 Thor, more juice, please, but don't overdo it. 6 00:00:16,050 --> 00:00:16,048 Of course not! 7 00:00:16,050 --> 00:00:20,419 Mjolnir can cast lightning with unrivaled precision. 8 00:00:20,421 --> 00:00:22,087 Uh-oh. 9 00:00:22,089 --> 00:00:24,156 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 10 00:00:32,165 --> 00:00:34,400 (SIGHING) "Unrivaled precision?" 11 00:00:34,402 --> 00:00:37,169 I suspect this store-purchased machine is not as sturdy 12 00:00:37,171 --> 00:00:39,605 as the Starktech I am used to. 13 00:00:39,607 --> 00:00:42,374 HAWKEYE: No offense, but right now Cap's old-timey radio 14 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:45,210 is the most high tech piece of gear in the tower. 15 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:47,713 You looted Cap's room after he left the team? 16 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:50,749 No. Well, maybe a little bit. 17 00:00:50,751 --> 00:00:53,185 Let me know if you need any peppermint candy. 18 00:00:53,187 --> 00:00:55,621 Look, Tony, when you fried the tower to stop Ultron, 19 00:00:55,623 --> 00:00:59,191 we knew this wouldn't be easy, but, as awesome as Thor and I are, 20 00:00:59,193 --> 00:01:01,226 tech's not our thing. 21 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:03,595 Maybe we need another brain to balance all this brawn. 22 00:01:03,597 --> 00:01:03,595 No way. 23 00:01:03,597 --> 00:01:07,232 You're looking at the man who built the first Iron Man suit in a cave. 24 00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:08,600 (CRACKLING) 25 00:01:08,602 --> 00:01:08,600 MAN: (ON RADIO) Eyewitness report. 26 00:01:08,602 --> 00:01:13,372 A S.H.I.E.L.D. transport is under attack by, it looks like, Absorbing Man! 27 00:01:13,374 --> 00:01:16,542 Absorbing Man? We could stop that guy in our sleep. 28 00:01:16,544 --> 00:01:19,511 And exactly the kind of morale boost we could use right now. 29 00:01:20,413 --> 00:01:22,081 Avengers, assemble! 30 00:01:23,349 --> 00:01:25,084 This is all of us. 31 00:01:25,086 --> 00:01:27,186 We're... already assembled. 32 00:01:29,255 --> 00:01:30,456 (TIRES SCREECHING) 33 00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:32,091 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 34 00:01:34,294 --> 00:01:36,261 (TIRES SKIDDING) 35 00:01:36,596 --> 00:01:37,663 Freeze! 36 00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:42,334 Reinforced S.H.I.E.L.D. level steel? 37 00:01:42,336 --> 00:01:45,104 Don't mind if I do. 38 00:01:47,807 --> 00:01:49,708 (GRUNTING) 39 00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:51,276 (GROANING) 40 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:53,145 (LAUGHING) 41 00:01:53,147 --> 00:01:54,847 (YELLING) 42 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,450 Advanced foam compound. 43 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:00,519 Turns out it's stronger than steel. 44 00:02:00,521 --> 00:02:02,888 Who knew? Well, besides me. 45 00:02:02,890 --> 00:02:06,325 Could you not save some battle for me, Hawkeye? 46 00:02:06,327 --> 00:02:09,161 Guys, all that matters is we won. 47 00:02:09,163 --> 00:02:12,131 More importantly, we won on TV. 48 00:02:12,133 --> 00:02:14,466 Check your hair. (CROWD CHEERING) 49 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:16,869 My hair is eternally perfect. 50 00:02:18,605 --> 00:02:19,671 (EXCLAIMS) 51 00:02:21,508 --> 00:02:23,809 Megan McClaren, what a surprise! 52 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:26,211 Thanks for the breakout, crusher. 53 00:02:26,213 --> 00:02:29,715 Anything for you, Titania, my love. 54 00:02:29,717 --> 00:02:31,850 Allow me to introduce the brand new, 55 00:02:31,852 --> 00:02:34,753 sleeker and more efficient Avengers line-up! 56 00:02:34,755 --> 00:02:36,522 (IRON MAN GROANING) 57 00:02:37,457 --> 00:02:40,592 Uh, not my best TV moment. 58 00:02:40,594 --> 00:02:42,161 (GRUNTING) 59 00:02:42,163 --> 00:02:43,795 (LAUGHING) 60 00:02:43,797 --> 00:02:46,632 Uru! Enchanted Asgardian metal! 61 00:02:46,634 --> 00:02:48,500 (THOR GROANING) (GRUNTING) 62 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:50,769 Just the power-up I need. 63 00:02:52,539 --> 00:02:54,206 (GROANING) 64 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:57,609 (THUDDING) 65 00:02:57,611 --> 00:02:59,311 Gotta say, Tony, 66 00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:01,380 not quite the morale boost we need. 67 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:09,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 68 00:03:13,226 --> 00:03:15,294 IRON MAN: Avengers, all eyes are on us. 69 00:03:15,296 --> 00:03:17,496 Bring 'em down! HAWKEYE: Don't have to tell us twice! 70 00:03:17,498 --> 00:03:18,830 (GRUNTING) 71 00:03:21,267 --> 00:03:22,501 Wanna go viral? 72 00:03:22,503 --> 00:03:24,403 This takedown will break the Internet. 73 00:03:25,905 --> 00:03:28,440 That's not good. Problem? 74 00:03:28,442 --> 00:03:30,709 We're Avengers. We got this. 75 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:32,344 HAWKEYE: Come on! Clearly. 76 00:03:32,346 --> 00:03:33,645 (SCREAMING) (THUDDING) 77 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:35,681 (GRUNTING) 78 00:03:35,683 --> 00:03:38,483 Taste your own metal, blondie! (GRUNTING) 79 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,286 (GROANING) 80 00:03:41,288 --> 00:03:44,323 Absorb anything you want, you still make a great target. 81 00:03:44,325 --> 00:03:46,358 (GROANING) 82 00:03:48,294 --> 00:03:49,761 (GRUNTING) (GROANING) 83 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:53,265 Thanks, toots. Anytime, babe. 84 00:03:53,267 --> 00:03:54,466 (KISSING) 85 00:03:54,468 --> 00:03:55,867 (GRUNTING) 86 00:03:55,869 --> 00:03:59,238 Skin like a hammer and dumb as one too! (GROANING) 87 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:02,374 HAWKEYE: Try to hit what you can't see! Thor! 88 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:04,443 What are you doing? Don't they need you in there? 89 00:04:04,445 --> 00:04:06,979 No one likes a backseat driver, Megan. 90 00:04:08,281 --> 00:04:10,382 (HAWKEYE EXCLAIMS) (ABSORBING MAN GROANS) 91 00:04:10,384 --> 00:04:13,885 What do I do with things made of Uru? I throw them! 92 00:04:14,554 --> 00:04:16,922 (GRUNTING) 93 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:18,357 IRON MAN: Thor, let him go. 94 00:04:18,359 --> 00:04:20,292 As you wish! (GRUNTING) 95 00:04:20,294 --> 00:04:22,561 (ABSORBING MAN SCREAMING) (ZAPPING) 96 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,298 Anti-gravity electro-sphere. 97 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:29,401 I just created it. Patent pending. 98 00:04:29,403 --> 00:04:33,338 So, it took three Avengers to barely stop Absorbing Man and Titania. 99 00:04:33,340 --> 00:04:37,442 I mean, we're not talking world threats like Thanos or Hyperion here. 100 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:40,779 Absorbing Man is... somewhat formidable. 101 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:43,315 Then I guess it was... somewhat heroic to beat him, 102 00:04:43,317 --> 00:04:45,450 but where's Captain America? 103 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:47,719 The Incredible Hulk? It's true. 104 00:04:47,721 --> 00:04:50,989 We've downsized to eliminate some unnecessary overhead. 105 00:04:50,991 --> 00:04:53,558 The new streamlined Avengers can handle anything 106 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:56,295 and everything thrown our way. 107 00:04:56,297 --> 00:04:58,030 And now we gotta go. (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 108 00:04:58,032 --> 00:05:00,932 To continue protecting the world. 109 00:05:00,934 --> 00:05:02,434 (GROANING) (THUDDING) 110 00:05:02,436 --> 00:05:05,370 HAWKEYE: I miss the Avenjet! 111 00:05:05,372 --> 00:05:07,005 HAWKEYE: Okay. What to do now? 112 00:05:07,007 --> 00:05:09,474 Found some board games in Cap's room, 113 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:12,944 play my old acoustic guitar, read by candlelight... 114 00:05:12,946 --> 00:05:14,680 Perfect. 115 00:05:14,682 --> 00:05:16,315 Not perfect! (CLUNK) 116 00:05:16,317 --> 00:05:18,450 (GROANING) 117 00:05:18,452 --> 00:05:20,485 What did people do before electricity? 118 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:21,687 Boar hunting. 119 00:05:21,689 --> 00:05:23,789 I'll get everything back up and running. 120 00:05:23,791 --> 00:05:25,957 I just need a little time. 121 00:05:25,959 --> 00:05:29,094 Hey, taking down Ultron the way you did wasn't easy, Tony. 122 00:05:29,096 --> 00:05:31,763 Don't be so hard on yourself. We still have faith. 123 00:05:31,765 --> 00:05:34,866 Only through struggle does one truly prove himself. 124 00:05:34,868 --> 00:05:37,836 The Avengers that left will soon realize their mistake 125 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:40,472 and recognize the strengths in your leadership. 126 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:42,774 (METAL CLINKING) 127 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:44,576 (SIGHING) 128 00:05:44,578 --> 00:05:47,346 Falcon's a tech nerd, how about we give him a shout? 129 00:05:47,348 --> 00:05:50,349 Yes, I'm sure by now he's dying to leave S.H.I.E.L.D. 130 00:05:50,351 --> 00:05:52,517 and get back onto our team. 131 00:05:54,620 --> 00:05:56,722 S.H.I.E.L.D. agent Falcon reporting in. 132 00:05:56,724 --> 00:05:58,590 North quadrant 5-11 all clear. 133 00:05:58,592 --> 00:06:00,325 FALCON: Heading in. 134 00:06:02,462 --> 00:06:03,562 Tony? 135 00:06:04,731 --> 00:06:06,131 Falcon? 136 00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:07,699 What are you doing up here? 137 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:09,468 S.H.I.E.L.D. recon, you? 138 00:06:09,470 --> 00:06:13,372 Avengers' stuff. We're rebuilding and redesigning the team. 139 00:06:13,374 --> 00:06:14,806 It's much more efficient. 140 00:06:14,808 --> 00:06:18,076 We brought down some mega super villains this morning. 141 00:06:18,078 --> 00:06:20,145 Yeah, I saw that on the news. 142 00:06:20,147 --> 00:06:21,480 Look, it might be difficult, 143 00:06:21,482 --> 00:06:23,615 but I bet I can convince the other guys 144 00:06:23,617 --> 00:06:25,417 to let you join our team again. 145 00:06:25,419 --> 00:06:27,152 The Avengers were great with you on it. 146 00:06:27,154 --> 00:06:30,422 Are you serious? Tony, we left for a reason. 147 00:06:30,424 --> 00:06:32,958 Or did you forget how many times you risked our lives... (SUIT SPARKING) 148 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:34,860 ...by recklessly keeping us in the dark? 149 00:06:35,762 --> 00:06:37,496 Uh, shouldn't you take care of that? 150 00:06:37,498 --> 00:06:39,898 Huh? 151 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:41,466 What, this? 152 00:06:41,468 --> 00:06:42,968 That's a new smoke effect. (BEEPING) 153 00:06:42,970 --> 00:06:44,903 It makes me look mysterious. 154 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:49,408 No, it makes you look like you still can't be 100% honest. 155 00:06:49,410 --> 00:06:52,544 Tell Thor and Hawkeye I said "Hi." 156 00:06:52,546 --> 00:06:54,679 Well, let me know if you change your mind. (SUIT SPARKING) 157 00:06:54,681 --> 00:06:55,981 (SCREAMING) 158 00:07:00,987 --> 00:07:04,823 Here's the fare, and the extra is so you never tell anyone about this. 159 00:07:10,963 --> 00:07:12,631 What are you guys doing out here? 160 00:07:12,633 --> 00:07:14,533 The tower started making sounds. 161 00:07:14,535 --> 00:07:15,934 Define "sounds." 162 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:19,805 (IMITATES BUILDING CREAKING) 163 00:07:19,807 --> 00:07:22,841 Okay... Just a bump in the road. 164 00:07:22,843 --> 00:07:27,145 I'm Tony Stark, I've got a million ideas for what we do next. 165 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:32,517 Camping is your brand new idea? 166 00:07:32,519 --> 00:07:34,886 I wonder if Cap's team is sleeping on dirt right now. 167 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:34,886 IRON MAN: Have some faith. 168 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:38,490 Hawkeye, there's more here than meets the eye. (LASERS FIRING) 169 00:07:43,496 --> 00:07:44,629 I'll say! 170 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:46,598 MAN: The Avengers? Give me the package! 171 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,733 Cover me! A.I.M.? Really? 172 00:07:48,735 --> 00:07:51,102 So far, not into the new idea, Tony. 173 00:07:51,104 --> 00:07:52,604 (YELLING) 174 00:07:52,606 --> 00:07:54,973 This wasn't part of the plan. (SPARKING) 175 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:59,077 Okay. Looks like I do this the old-fashioned way. 176 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:00,679 (MEN GROANING) (SPARKING) 177 00:08:00,681 --> 00:08:03,248 Uh-oh! Servos... losing control! 178 00:08:06,085 --> 00:08:07,686 That's one you owe me, Stark. 179 00:08:07,688 --> 00:08:10,522 Ant-Man, right where I thought you'd be. 180 00:08:10,524 --> 00:08:12,891 We found Ant-Man willingly? 181 00:08:16,195 --> 00:08:18,029 Time to start a campfire! 182 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:22,501 No! 183 00:08:23,035 --> 00:08:24,636 (EXPLODING) 184 00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:26,938 (GRUNTING) 185 00:08:30,710 --> 00:08:32,644 And do not come back! 186 00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:33,979 You ruined everything! 187 00:08:33,981 --> 00:08:35,680 See why I don't like this guy? 188 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:37,582 Doesn't even appreciate some help. 189 00:08:37,584 --> 00:08:40,218 Hello? We sent A.I.M. packing. 190 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:40,218 Yeah, with my Pym Particles. 191 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:45,724 You just let 'em get away with one of the most dangerous substances in the world. 192 00:08:46,592 --> 00:08:48,660 That was him. 193 00:08:50,730 --> 00:08:53,031 ANT-MAN: Pym Particles in the hands of A.I.M.? 194 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:56,167 We're, we're talking unparalleled molecular destruction. 195 00:08:56,169 --> 00:08:58,270 Let's go! IRON MAN: Relax, Ant-Man. 196 00:08:58,272 --> 00:09:00,705 We've got this. (SPARKING) 197 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:02,974 Whoa... Whoa! 198 00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:04,209 HAWKEYE: Stark! 199 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:05,777 (SCREAMING) 200 00:09:06,946 --> 00:09:09,681 (GROANING) 201 00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:11,550 I heard what happened to the tower. 202 00:09:11,552 --> 00:09:13,718 Your suit got fried too? 203 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:16,321 You need help? No, just a tune-up... 204 00:09:16,323 --> 00:09:18,089 And the tools to do it. 205 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:19,791 I thought your lab was here. 206 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:21,693 It is. 207 00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:24,763 I believe this is called "punking." 208 00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:26,164 It's not a prank, Thor. 209 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:28,133 Just because you can't see something 210 00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:29,734 doesn't mean it's not there. 211 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,803 Uh, what are you gonna do with that? 212 00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:34,072 HAWKEYE: If you lay a single Pym Particle on me... 213 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,707 Oh, come on! 214 00:09:37,743 --> 00:09:40,078 You actually live in this anthill? 215 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:43,081 (SCOFFING) You know what rent's like in the city? 216 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:45,183 IRON MAN: Yeah, they don't pay rent. 217 00:09:50,056 --> 00:09:53,959 IRON MAN: Your gear is... charmingly handmade. 218 00:09:53,961 --> 00:09:56,194 That's one way to describe it. 219 00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:58,597 Well, we can't all be billionaires, Stark. 220 00:09:58,599 --> 00:10:00,899 It might not be pretty, but this is some of the most 221 00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:03,034 cutting-edge tech on the planet. 222 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:05,604 Joey, give Iron Man Alpha Access. 223 00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:07,739 JOEY: Hey, how ya doin', Ton'? 224 00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:09,708 He's like Jarvis, but interesting. 225 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:11,376 And hurry this up, before we lose A.I.M. 226 00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:14,846 Okay, "Joey." scan this circuit. 227 00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:18,383 JOEY: Forget about it, Ton', I'm all over this. 228 00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:20,118 Ahh! Stay back. 229 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,721 Sit, boy. Heel! 230 00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:26,257 Huh, Euclid likes you. He's never had good taste. 231 00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:28,326 Well, can you make him like me less? 232 00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:30,261 Ants are valuable, Barton. 233 00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:32,797 They can lift 25 times their body weight. 234 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:35,867 These beasts? Surely, you jest? 235 00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:39,137 Try them. Tesla and Newton could use a bit of exercise. 236 00:10:41,073 --> 00:10:43,975 (GRUNTING) Whoa! 237 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,410 (LAUGHING) 238 00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:45,410 Hulk would love this! 239 00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:50,815 JOEY: I dunno, Ton'. You might be lookin' at a total re-wire here. 240 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:51,983 Know what I'm sayin'? 241 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,252 I think I can repair my own armor. 242 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:56,421 Oh, excuse me, boss. 243 00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:59,691 What was that? Oh, nothin', uh... What? 244 00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:02,260 Joey's right. I'd re-route that left repulsor. 245 00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:04,262 Otherwise it might overload the whole system. 246 00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:07,899 You're lookin' at the guy who built the first Iron Man armor in a cave. 247 00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:09,668 Sure, but if I remember, 248 00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:11,936 Tony wasn't the only one in that cave. 249 00:11:11,938 --> 00:11:13,672 So, you back up and running? 250 00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:16,307 My Pym Particle detector says A.I.M. is still on the move. 251 00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:19,711 I do not want to get dragged through the sky with Thor again. 252 00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:22,414 I can solve that problem. 253 00:11:22,416 --> 00:11:25,116 HAWKEYE: Giant ants? I take it back! 254 00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:27,852 I'll fly with Thor. Please let me fly with Thor! 255 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,354 I told you, Euclid likes you. 256 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,423 He's just trying to show off. 257 00:11:31,425 --> 00:11:33,158 (LAUGHING NERVOUSLY) 258 00:11:36,462 --> 00:11:39,330 The Pym Particle signal is coming from inside that semi! 259 00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:40,732 Joey, can you scan it? 260 00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:40,732 JOEY: It's a mobile lab. 261 00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:45,870 Some guy in there is, like, all head, it's disgusting. 262 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:45,870 M.O.D.O.K.! 263 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:48,807 (MAN GROWLING) (MEN SHOUTING) 264 00:11:54,847 --> 00:11:58,116 M.O.D.O.K, we know your bloated head is in there! 265 00:11:58,118 --> 00:11:59,718 Come on out! 266 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:02,821 (MAN GRUNTING) 267 00:12:03,989 --> 00:12:05,724 That's not M.O.D.O.K.! 268 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,227 Oh, but it is! 269 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,996 A M.O.D.O.K. unlike you've ever seen! 270 00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:15,500 The Pym Particles are working! 271 00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:18,870 Working? He's doing this to himself on purpose? 272 00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:22,140 With Ultron, master of machines, running loose, 273 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:26,511 I cannot depend on the cybernetic parts of my body. 274 00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:30,882 Now, I no longer have to! 275 00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:36,287 I, M.O.D.O.K., am now master of the physical form! 276 00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:38,823 Guys, I think it's time to call the other Avengers. 277 00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:41,192 A Hulk would be helpful right about now. 278 00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:44,496 There... are no other Avengers. 279 00:12:44,498 --> 00:12:47,165 What? Don't tell me you broke up. 280 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:50,869 We are all the Avengers needed to beat the likes of M.O.D.O.K.! 281 00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:53,304 (THOR GROANING) 282 00:12:54,907 --> 00:12:56,808 Do you guys still have Cap's number? 283 00:12:59,545 --> 00:13:03,481 Red Skull needed his cabal to fight you Avengers. 284 00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,183 (GRUNTING) 285 00:13:07,853 --> 00:13:11,356 But now I am finally powerful enough 286 00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:14,125 to defeat you alone! 287 00:13:15,094 --> 00:13:16,494 (GROANING) 288 00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:18,129 (CRASHING) 289 00:13:19,431 --> 00:13:23,935 Matching strength with Thor! (LAUGHING) 290 00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:26,871 HAWKEYE: Ooh, someone's getting a big head. (M.O.D.O.K. YELLING) 291 00:13:27,873 --> 00:13:28,940 (YELLING) 292 00:13:33,412 --> 00:13:35,947 Heads up, the way M.O.D.O.K.'s using these particles, 293 00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:39,250 they're subject to scientific principles, like stimulated absorption, and... 294 00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:42,287 IRON MAN: The only scientific principle we need to apply here... 295 00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:45,924 is the bigger they are... 296 00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,859 (M.O.D.O.K. GROANING) 297 00:13:49,228 --> 00:13:51,596 (SCREAMING) 298 00:13:52,264 --> 00:13:54,599 The bigger they get? 299 00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:58,503 I was trying to tell you, in this state, the particles are absorbing electricity! 300 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,405 IRON MAN: That's useful data. 301 00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:02,874 Yes, thank you, Stark. 302 00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:05,944 I have never tasted such power. 303 00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:10,348 And I must have more! 304 00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:14,919 (LAUGHING) 305 00:14:16,455 --> 00:14:18,022 (CROWD SCREAMING) 306 00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:29,033 IRON MAN: Hold together, armor. 307 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,969 Who knew these were so light? 308 00:14:33,939 --> 00:14:36,007 (M.O.D.O.K. GROWLING) 309 00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:40,144 Bow before the sheer bulk of M.O.D.O.K.! 310 00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:44,015 Full frontal assault, Avengers. No time to be shy. 311 00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:45,884 (THOR YELLING) 312 00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:48,019 (M.O.D.O.K. LAUGHING) 313 00:14:51,490 --> 00:14:54,525 Frontal assault used to be a little more effective with seven of us. 314 00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:56,194 HAWKEYE: We're half a team! 315 00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:02,901 ANT-MAN: No go. I can't shrink him. 316 00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:06,170 The Pym Particles in his system are blocking any new ones. Huh? 317 00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:07,939 (M.O.D.O.K. YELLING) 318 00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:14,946 Avengers, I think I need some help! 319 00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:16,447 (GRUNTING) 320 00:15:19,184 --> 00:15:20,652 (LAUGHING) 321 00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:27,659 Thank you, Ant-Man. 322 00:15:27,661 --> 00:15:29,694 Now, tell me, what else you got? 323 00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,396 You're the Pym Particle expert. 324 00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:34,565 (CHUCKLING) Wait, whoa. You're asking me for a plan? 325 00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:37,936 Yeah, you're asking him for a plan? 326 00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:40,972 Hawkeye, you were the one who said we might need another brain. 327 00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:44,609 Maybe leadership sometimes means knowing when to follow. 328 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:47,645 I've got an idea, but it's crazy risky. 329 00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:50,148 THOR: Then I am certain we will love it. 330 00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:54,118 (SCREAMING) 331 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:57,555 Fear me, like you always should have, fools! 332 00:15:57,557 --> 00:16:02,093 Your day in the Park of Amusements has ended, foul villain! 333 00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:04,963 Thor, flying a bug? Ha! 334 00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:08,099 How the mighty have fallen. 335 00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:11,736 Tesla is a noble steed, with loyal friends. 336 00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:13,671 Attack! 337 00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:19,043 (WHIMPERING) Stop it! 338 00:16:21,213 --> 00:16:23,114 (SCREAMING) No! 339 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:29,087 First team's in. It's go time. 340 00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:31,990 HAWKEYE: Just so everyone's clear, I hate this plan. 341 00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:34,025 IRON MAN: This is the easy part. 342 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,067 HAWKEYE: Oh, come on! 343 00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:45,636 It's like an ancient ear wax museum in here! 344 00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:48,072 Ant-Man, we've entered his brain, 345 00:16:48,074 --> 00:16:51,642 but this isn't like any brain I've ever seen before. 346 00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:51,642 ANT-MAN: (ON RADIO) Find the frontal lobe. 347 00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:57,515 That's where the particles gather. Collect as many as you can. 348 00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:00,418 HAWKEYE: This is definitely the most disgusting day of my life. 349 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,253 Hee-yah! 350 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,758 HAWKEYE: I see some of the particles! 351 00:17:12,097 --> 00:17:13,364 Pests! 352 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,366 (WINCING) 353 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:18,036 Have a bad knee! (GRUNTING) 354 00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:20,371 (M.O.D.O.K. GROANING) 355 00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:21,606 ANT-MAN: Iron Man, sending you coordinates. 356 00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:27,812 If you trigger that neuron cluster it should reverse the effects of Pym Particles. 357 00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,180 Copy that. On it. 358 00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:40,825 If I were a Pym Particle sensitive nerve cluster, where would I hide? 359 00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:43,594 Found it! Time to push M.O.D.O.K.'s buttons. 360 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,530 (CRACKLING) 361 00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:48,232 Not now! 362 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,568 HAWKEYE: Uh, tell me your armor didn't just overload. 363 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,303 The wiring fried. 364 00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:55,239 ANT-MAN: Just like I told you it would. 365 00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:57,175 Now there's no way to stop M.O.D.O.K. 366 00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:58,743 (SCREAMING) 367 00:18:00,512 --> 00:18:02,680 This isn't over yet. 368 00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:05,683 I've still got a way to give M.O.D.O.K. a shock to his system. 369 00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:15,293 Hawkeye, cable arrow from me, through M.O.D.O.K.'s brain, out his ear! 370 00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:19,163 Congrats. That's officially the most bizarre order you've ever given. 371 00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:23,234 Set. 372 00:18:26,238 --> 00:18:29,507 HAWKEYE: I really hate M.O.D.O.K.'s ear canal! Mega! Ugh! 373 00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,709 (M.O.D.O.K. SCREAMING) 374 00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:37,448 ANT-MAN: Nice, Hawkeye, you rounded up all the Pym Particles. Let's go! 375 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,450 HAWKEYE: (ON RADIO) Iron Man's still in there. 376 00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:48,593 Stark, are you about to do something crazy? 377 00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:48,593 Maybe. 378 00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:53,598 If you consider becoming a human lightning rod "crazy." 379 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,433 Thor, time to juice up M.O.D.O.K. 380 00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:57,568 IRON MAN: Hawkeye? 381 00:18:57,570 --> 00:19:02,306 Let's see Mjolnir cast lightning with unrivaled precision. 382 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,441 (THOR YELLS) 383 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,214 (GROANING) 384 00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:14,252 (SCREAMING) What? 385 00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:20,491 Well, how about that? 100%. 386 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:20,491 ANT-MAN: Stark, you're a genius, 387 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:24,529 but that won't stop you from getting crushed in there. 388 00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:27,165 I see your point. 389 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:29,867 Gotta get outta here before M.O.D.O.K. gets even more small minded. 390 00:19:43,715 --> 00:19:45,316 (M.O.D.O.K. SCREAMING) 391 00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:55,626 No! What have you done to me? 392 00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:58,596 I finally tasted... 393 00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:01,232 (WHIMPERING) Real physical power! 394 00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:05,236 THOR: Just like I said, Stark, trying times make true leaders. 395 00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:07,838 Even with fewer teammates and less equipment, 396 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,208 victory is still ours. 397 00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:12,510 I never doubted it, but I'll admit, 398 00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:16,380 we couldn't have done it without your help. No problem. 399 00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:19,383 To be honest, it was kind of fun playing Avenger. 400 00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:22,353 IRON MAN: Then maybe we should talk about working together again. 401 00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:24,355 (GROANING) Seriously? 402 00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:28,392 Oh, I'd love to stick around, actually. 403 00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:29,927 (SARCASTICALLY) Yay. 404 00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:32,563 Let us contact S.H.I.E.L.D. about M.O.D.O.K. 405 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:35,266 IRON MAN: I'm not sure S.H.I.E.L.D.'s on our side anymore. 406 00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:37,435 Remember, that's where Cap and the others are. 407 00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:39,737 Then I've got a plan. 408 00:20:41,707 --> 00:20:44,942 HAWKEYE: (HIGH-PITCHED) I'm just an anonymous, concerned citizen 409 00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:48,879 who wants to let you know that, uh, what's his name, 410 00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:53,284 M.O.D.O.K. is tied up at the old amusement park. (GROANING) 411 00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:56,387 Is that supposed to not be Hawkeye? 412 00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:56,387 (COMPUTER BEEPING) 413 00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:03,661 I'm just an anonymous concerned citizen... (FALCON LAUGHING) 414 00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:05,796 It's not a laughing matter. 415 00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:07,865 Looks like Ultron hit that park. 416 00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:07,865 Tony Stark hit it. 417 00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:13,804 His team continues to leave a path of reckless destruction in its wake. 418 00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:15,640 Our team won't have that problem. 419 00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:18,609 Nope. I smash with purpose. 420 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,811 FURY: If I expected problems, 421 00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:24,448 we wouldn't have pledged the full support and resources of S.H.I.E.L.D. to your team. 422 00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:26,617 So what are we calling ourselves? 423 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:31,289 What do you think? You're Avengers. 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