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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,906 --> 00:00:08,707 Roxxon main gate. All clear. 2 00:00:11,110 --> 00:00:11,710 Huh? 3 00:00:13,146 --> 00:00:14,380 Ahhh! 4 00:00:14,382 --> 00:00:16,315 Visibility's down. Stay alert! 5 00:00:16,317 --> 00:00:17,549 Ahhh! 6 00:00:17,551 --> 00:00:19,051 (CLANKS) 7 00:00:19,053 --> 00:00:21,553 (THUDDING FOOTSTEPS) 8 00:00:22,722 --> 00:00:24,456 GUARD: Is that the Hulk? 9 00:00:27,660 --> 00:00:28,761 GUARDS: Ahhh! 10 00:00:32,098 --> 00:00:34,099 Ever heard of S.H.I.E.L.D., ugly? 11 00:00:34,101 --> 00:00:36,068 If not, sit tight. 12 00:00:36,070 --> 00:00:38,070 (GRUNTS, GROANS) 13 00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:46,278 You're stealing Roxxon stuff? Really? 14 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:49,248 Everyone knows Stark Tech is so much better. 15 00:00:51,418 --> 00:00:54,253 Is it just me, or is the Adaptoid way creepier 16 00:00:54,255 --> 00:00:56,255 now that M.O.D.O.K. isn't controlling it? 17 00:00:56,257 --> 00:00:58,590 Yeah. Big baby heads tend to take the "deadly" 18 00:00:58,592 --> 00:01:00,759 out of deadly android, Hawkeye. 19 00:01:00,761 --> 00:01:02,061 Whoa! 20 00:01:04,597 --> 00:01:07,099 (GRUNTS) Not today, machine. 21 00:01:07,101 --> 00:01:08,300 Nor any day. 22 00:01:10,270 --> 00:01:12,571 Uh-oh. (GRUNTS) 23 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:12,571 (YELLS) 24 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:18,143 THOR: Time for a real strategy, Hulk. 25 00:01:18,145 --> 00:01:20,079 Your punches have no effect. 26 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:25,217 What'd you say about my punches? 27 00:01:25,219 --> 00:01:27,686 FALCON: (GRUNTS) You're welcome. Ya! 28 00:01:30,156 --> 00:01:32,157 Okay. That's new. (YELLS) 29 00:01:32,725 --> 00:01:34,293 (GROANING) 30 00:01:36,296 --> 00:01:37,830 Adapt to this, robot! 31 00:01:39,632 --> 00:01:41,333 (GRUNTS) 32 00:01:41,335 --> 00:01:43,168 (GRUNTING) 33 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:45,337 Falcon! 34 00:01:45,339 --> 00:01:46,438 On it! 35 00:01:48,708 --> 00:01:49,808 (GROANS) 36 00:01:54,481 --> 00:01:56,115 (GRUNTS) 37 00:01:56,117 --> 00:01:57,382 Come and get it. 38 00:01:58,885 --> 00:02:00,452 Not what I meant! 39 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:02,421 Whoa! 40 00:02:02,423 --> 00:02:04,656 Where did Adaptoid learn to adapt to that? 41 00:02:04,658 --> 00:02:07,793 BLACK WIDOW: He can transform to counter all of our powers. 42 00:02:09,696 --> 00:02:11,830 Yes. Our powers. 43 00:02:11,832 --> 00:02:14,500 SPIDER-MAN: (ON RADIO) You started the party without me? Oh, no. 44 00:02:14,502 --> 00:02:15,767 SPIDER-MAN: Oh, yes! 45 00:02:17,170 --> 00:02:19,171 Never fear, party people. 46 00:02:19,173 --> 00:02:22,474 Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man brought the punch! 47 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:24,643 Thanks for the invite, Iron Buddy! 48 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:26,778 What? Cap left, so... 49 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:28,147 Spider-Man. 50 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:36,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 51 00:02:39,859 --> 00:02:42,561 I usually support your crazy ideas, Tony. (INDISTINCT) 52 00:02:42,563 --> 00:02:44,563 But Spider-Man? Really? 53 00:02:44,565 --> 00:02:46,832 What's so crazy about that? SPIDER-MAN: I got a call, 54 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:50,502 and when the Tony Stark calls you, you gotta say... Down! 55 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:52,871 (GRUNTS) Are you trying to get atomized? 56 00:02:52,873 --> 00:02:55,841 (CHUCKLES) I narrate my adventures. 57 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:57,543 It's my thing. (THUDDING FOOTSTEPS) 58 00:02:57,545 --> 00:02:59,645 But it might be my last thing! (GRUNTS) 59 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:04,950 Ahhh! 60 00:03:04,952 --> 00:03:06,285 Oh! 61 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:10,289 Yah! 62 00:03:10,291 --> 00:03:13,425 So, Iron Man, on what planet is webhead here 63 00:03:13,427 --> 00:03:15,561 a good replacement for Captain America? 64 00:03:15,563 --> 00:03:17,329 (BLOW LANDS) (HULK GRUNTS) 65 00:03:19,465 --> 00:03:21,533 Did he just say I replaced Cap? 66 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:23,202 (GRUNTS) 67 00:03:23,204 --> 00:03:24,670 Argh! 68 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:28,941 Cap quit? Where is he? 69 00:03:28,943 --> 00:03:30,742 Probably out hunting Ultron. 70 00:03:30,744 --> 00:03:32,477 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold the phone. 71 00:03:32,479 --> 00:03:35,480 Ultron's back? Ah, nobody tells me anything. 72 00:03:35,482 --> 00:03:36,949 I'm telling you now. 73 00:03:36,951 --> 00:03:39,351 Besides, Cap's gonna have a tough time on that hunt 74 00:03:39,353 --> 00:03:41,587 since Ultron's right here. What? 75 00:03:41,589 --> 00:03:43,889 (BOTH YELLING) 76 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:46,892 (GROANING) 77 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:49,962 You have tracked me for the last time, Stark. 78 00:03:49,964 --> 00:03:50,996 (GASPS) 79 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:56,468 (ALARM BLARING) 80 00:03:58,538 --> 00:03:59,972 CAPTAIN AMERICA: Approaching drop zone. 81 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:04,843 (ALARM CONTINUES) 82 00:04:04,845 --> 00:04:06,011 Eyes on target. 83 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:09,881 Threat is hostile. I'll breach. 84 00:04:09,883 --> 00:04:11,717 Stick to the order. Back me in five. 85 00:04:14,654 --> 00:04:17,656 ULTRON: This is the Avengers' end. 86 00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:20,559 Really wish we had Cap's shield right about now. 87 00:04:22,528 --> 00:04:23,996 (GRUNTS) 88 00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:27,966 (ULTRON THUDS) Cap! 89 00:04:27,968 --> 00:04:29,534 FALCON: You're back! 90 00:04:29,536 --> 00:04:31,970 Not back, Falcon. S.H.I.E.L.D.'s here to protect 91 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:33,672 Roxxon's government assets. 92 00:04:33,674 --> 00:04:35,507 No, Cap! Your other back! 93 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:38,010 (GRUNTING) 94 00:04:38,012 --> 00:04:39,311 Ahhh! 95 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:42,614 Ultron in Adaptoid's body? 96 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:44,483 Did you know about this, Iron Man? (GRUNTS) 97 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:46,518 'Course I did. 'Course you did? 98 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:48,453 You led us in blind? 99 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:50,689 Roxxon's R&D was the only logical step 100 00:04:50,691 --> 00:04:52,791 toward Ultron's tech domination. 101 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:54,860 He's here for an army. 102 00:04:54,862 --> 00:04:56,561 So, what you're saying is, 103 00:04:56,563 --> 00:04:58,730 you didn't brief your team before a mission? 104 00:04:58,732 --> 00:05:01,466 Yeesh. Isn't that, like, leadership 101? 105 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:02,901 (GRUNTING) 106 00:05:05,672 --> 00:05:08,073 Anyone with long-range capabilities, use them. 107 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:14,379 Argh! Ahhh! 108 00:05:14,381 --> 00:05:16,915 Hulk, Thor, wipe the floor with him. 109 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:19,318 I'd prefer to destroy the floor with him. 110 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:20,819 Hulk don't clean. 111 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:22,054 (GRUNTING) 112 00:05:22,056 --> 00:05:23,689 Your attempts at humor 113 00:05:23,691 --> 00:05:25,857 in the face of your inevitable demise 114 00:05:25,859 --> 00:05:28,593 are so predictably human. 115 00:05:28,595 --> 00:05:30,762 (BOTH CRYING OUT) 116 00:05:31,898 --> 00:05:33,565 (BOTH GROAN) 117 00:05:36,469 --> 00:05:38,870 Captain America to Jump Team. Do not engage. 118 00:05:38,872 --> 00:05:38,870 I repeat. Do not engage. 119 00:05:38,872 --> 00:05:42,908 I knew you'd come crawling back to us sooner or later. 120 00:05:44,911 --> 00:05:47,946 Take this seriously. (GRUNTS) 121 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:50,015 ...or else you'll miss what's right in front of you. 122 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:52,117 Get it together, Stark. 123 00:05:52,119 --> 00:05:53,919 Is it just me, or is Cap angrier 124 00:05:53,921 --> 00:05:56,054 now that he's not on the Avengers? 125 00:05:56,056 --> 00:05:58,857 Not as angry as I'll be if you leave us in the dark again. 126 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:01,093 We're a unit. Act like it. 127 00:06:01,095 --> 00:06:03,595 Oh, so you're on his side? 128 00:06:03,597 --> 00:06:05,797 Just on the right side. 129 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:08,633 Anyone else have an opinion on how to lead the team? 130 00:06:09,702 --> 00:06:09,701 Okay. Not for nothing, 131 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:12,904 but I come from a team of heroes... (ARGUING) 132 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:14,906 ...and Nova, who are all teenagers, 133 00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:17,542 so I know a thing or three about infighting, 134 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:19,611 but this is a whole new level of broken. 135 00:06:19,979 --> 00:06:22,114 (GRUNTS) 136 00:06:22,116 --> 00:06:24,950 Time for the ultimate irregularity, kid. 137 00:06:24,952 --> 00:06:26,385 The secret weapon. 138 00:06:26,387 --> 00:06:28,620 Secret weapon? Can I use it? 139 00:06:29,522 --> 00:06:31,957 Wahoo! 140 00:06:31,959 --> 00:06:33,959 Please, please, please, please, please, please... 141 00:06:33,961 --> 00:06:36,495 The secret weapon is you. What? 142 00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:38,630 (SCREAMING) Why? He's adapted to the Avengers, 143 00:06:38,632 --> 00:06:40,399 but he doesn't know your powers. 144 00:06:40,401 --> 00:06:42,667 (GRUNTS) 145 00:06:42,669 --> 00:06:45,137 Hi. This was Iron Man's idea. 146 00:06:45,139 --> 00:06:46,805 Destroy. 147 00:06:46,807 --> 00:06:48,440 (SCREAMS) 148 00:06:48,442 --> 00:06:50,442 So much for making a new friend. 149 00:06:50,444 --> 00:06:52,778 Hey, what's ugly and metal and webbed all over? 150 00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:53,979 Hate riddles! (GRUNTS) 151 00:06:53,981 --> 00:06:55,414 Aye! 152 00:06:55,416 --> 00:06:56,915 Good work, soldier. 153 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:58,650 Cap likes me! 154 00:06:58,652 --> 00:07:01,553 (CROWD CHEERING) Quick, while Ultron's occupied, 155 00:07:01,555 --> 00:07:04,423 time to take out the tech he wants to download himself into. 156 00:07:04,425 --> 00:07:05,724 Thor? 157 00:07:05,726 --> 00:07:08,960 (GRUNTS) 158 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:12,831 Never let it be said the Odinson does not know how to make an entrance. 159 00:07:14,967 --> 00:07:16,902 Industrial chemicals? 160 00:07:16,904 --> 00:07:20,439 Ultron needs robots, not an overgrown chemistry set. 161 00:07:20,441 --> 00:07:21,807 Maybe he's applying to a college 162 00:07:21,809 --> 00:07:23,909 with a good chemistry program, huh? 163 00:07:23,911 --> 00:07:25,210 Program? Get it? 164 00:07:25,212 --> 00:07:27,212 Isn't one Spider-Man enough? 165 00:07:27,214 --> 00:07:28,713 Ouch. 166 00:07:28,715 --> 00:07:30,615 Jarvis, scan for robotics. 167 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:30,615 JARVIS: Scanning, sir. 168 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:34,753 No signs of robotic engineering in this building, 169 00:07:34,755 --> 00:07:38,690 however mechanized automatons are in the vicinity and incoming. 170 00:07:39,025 --> 00:07:41,193 Incoming robots? 171 00:07:41,195 --> 00:07:42,961 Ultron set us up. 172 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:45,831 Everybody, brace for... (ALL GRUNT) 173 00:07:49,569 --> 00:07:51,136 ULTRON: (AS CAPTAIN AMERICA): Captain America to Jump Ship. 174 00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:53,205 Target is down. Come for cleanup. 175 00:07:53,207 --> 00:07:54,806 (IN NORMAL VOICE) I've hijacked 176 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:57,075 your communications uplink, Captain. 177 00:08:02,048 --> 00:08:04,249 Thank you. This was exactly 178 00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:06,618 the help I was looking for. 179 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:09,087 Oh, no. Are those what I think they are? 180 00:08:15,695 --> 00:08:15,694 SPIDER-MAN: (IMITATING FURY): LMDs, 181 00:08:15,696 --> 00:08:20,265 otherwise known to S.H.I.E.L.D. as "Life-Model Decoys." 182 00:08:20,267 --> 00:08:22,167 Strength? They're robots. 183 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:24,669 Weakness? They're robots. 184 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:26,037 Which means... 185 00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:26,037 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Oh, uh, sorry. 186 00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:29,608 Am I interrupting our complete and utter destruction? 187 00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:36,214 IRON MAN: Bringing LMDs to an Ultron party, 188 00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:38,116 and you say my ideas are risky? 189 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:42,954 Thank you, Avengers, 190 00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:45,757 for giving me the army I need. 191 00:08:47,827 --> 00:08:49,027 (GRUNTS) 192 00:08:55,768 --> 00:08:57,269 (YELLING) 193 00:08:57,271 --> 00:08:58,870 Yah! 194 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,972 (GRUNTS) Ah! 195 00:09:00,974 --> 00:09:02,841 Now that it's painfully obvious 196 00:09:02,843 --> 00:09:07,045 Ultron's attack on Roxxon was a ruse to get S.H.I.E.L.D. LMDs, 197 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:10,015 you have anything else up your sleeve, Cap? 198 00:09:10,017 --> 00:09:12,817 Got to admit, Iron Man. I kind of sort of regret 199 00:09:12,819 --> 00:09:14,686 answering the phone when you called. 200 00:09:14,688 --> 00:09:16,788 Kid, you were the only natural choice 201 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:18,089 to fill Cap's boots, 202 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:20,825 because Adaptoid can't mimic your spider-sense 203 00:09:20,827 --> 00:09:23,695 or the chemical compounds in your webbing. 204 00:09:23,697 --> 00:09:27,098 Why is no one mentioning my leadership skills? 205 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:30,902 As far as I can tell, I'm the only one here who knows how to lead a team. 206 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:33,972 Whoa! (YELLING) Guess you don't wanna hear it! 207 00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:36,641 ULTRON: Yield, biological life-forms. 208 00:09:36,643 --> 00:09:39,945 The rise of artificial life is inevitable. 209 00:09:41,180 --> 00:09:44,316 (GRUNTS) Looks "evitable" to me. 210 00:09:45,618 --> 00:09:48,086 Is "evitable" even a word? 211 00:09:48,621 --> 00:09:49,854 Okay. 212 00:09:53,192 --> 00:09:54,626 (GRUNTING) 213 00:09:57,930 --> 00:10:00,966 This facility has served its purpose for me. 214 00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:03,101 It will now become your tomb. (GRUNTS) 215 00:10:05,738 --> 00:10:07,072 Whoa! (BLACK WINDOW GRUNTS) 216 00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:11,843 FALCON: He's bringing the whole place down! 217 00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:14,779 Hang tight, gang. One Web-Shield coming right... 218 00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:16,247 (CRASH) Argh! 219 00:10:18,718 --> 00:10:19,918 Rah! 220 00:10:21,988 --> 00:10:24,022 (GRUNTS) Where's everybody? 221 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:28,159 (SPIDER-MAN COUGHING) Any time now, guys! 222 00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:31,062 Thanks for leading the charge and making the save, Spider-Man. 223 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:33,031 HAWKEYE: Hello! 224 00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:34,099 (GRUNTS) Heads up. 225 00:10:34,101 --> 00:10:35,767 (GROANS) 226 00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:38,937 Uh, why isn't he attacking? 227 00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:42,107 Well, maybe he's trying to make a wish on that star. 228 00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:45,644 It's not a star. Hawkeye, EMP arrow, now. 229 00:10:45,646 --> 00:10:47,045 With pleasure. 230 00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:48,647 This isn't S.H.I.E.L.D., Cap. 231 00:10:48,649 --> 00:10:51,082 You don't give orders. What's going on? 232 00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:52,884 That thing's the Tri-carrier. 233 00:10:56,088 --> 00:10:58,957 (AS CAPTAIN AMERICA) Fury, we're pinned down. Ultron has the Adaptoid 234 00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:00,358 and several S.H.I.E.L.D. LMDs. 235 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:03,028 A network-secured drone strike is coming your way. 236 00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:06,197 Be advised. The LMD visual matrix has been corrupted. 237 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:09,100 The LMDs look like the Avengers. 238 00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:11,202 Hawkeye, EMP arrow, now. 239 00:11:18,044 --> 00:11:19,811 (IN NORMAL VOICE) A small victory, 240 00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:23,882 however small victories do not win wars. 241 00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:26,284 Prepping Arsenal upload data transfer. 242 00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:29,087 Arsenal? Where? Where is he? 243 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:32,090 Quit Adaptoid root program? Confirmed. 244 00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:33,958 He's transferring out of Adaptoid 245 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:35,393 to his Prime Body in Arsenal. 246 00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:39,197 No! 247 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,032 Uh, sorry to break the dramatic tension, 248 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:44,102 but we got S.H.I.E.L.D. drones incoming, three o'clock! 249 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:46,371 12 o'clock. I meant three o'clock-ish. 250 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:49,474 Giving Ultron LMD soldiers wasn't enough. 251 00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:52,711 You also supply him the means to wipe us out? 252 00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:55,046 Easy to place the blame at everyone's feet but your own. 253 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:58,116 Ultron wouldn't even be here if you didn't lie to all of us. 254 00:11:58,118 --> 00:12:00,051 Hello! S.H.I.E.L.D. drones? 255 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,953 Can we take a rain check on the arguments? 256 00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:07,092 Hey, Hulk, can I hitch a ride? Whoa! 257 00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:11,463 You able to hail S.H.I.E.L.D.? 258 00:12:11,465 --> 00:12:13,331 Transmission's corrupted. You? 259 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,800 Same. Spidey's too, probably. (BULLETS CLANGING ON SHIELD) 260 00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:18,103 Whoo-hoo! Coming through! 261 00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:20,438 I rock! 262 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,874 FURY: Fire Reaper Missiles when ready. 263 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:25,744 I don't want a single LMD left standing. 264 00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:27,112 (ALARM BLARING) 265 00:12:29,048 --> 00:12:31,950 IRON MAN: Hey, Hulk, the party's down here, buddy. 266 00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,351 (YELLS) Stupid drones! 267 00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:34,452 (YELLS) 268 00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:37,322 Get clear! (GRUNTS) 269 00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:39,958 Missed me! Missed me! 270 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,193 Hey, I got a message for you guys. 271 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:46,131 (BLOWING RASPBERRIES) No LMD is programed to be that juvenile. 272 00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:48,433 Those are the real Avengers! Abort! 273 00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:52,103 Uh-oh. Uhh! 274 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,773 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 275 00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:56,875 Jump, jump, jump! (HULK YELLS) 276 00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:04,916 (GASPING) 277 00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:06,951 (COUGHS) (GASPS) 278 00:13:07,386 --> 00:13:09,988 Wasn't me. 279 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,923 JARVIS: Sir, the Tower is... 280 00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:14,959 Attack... Ultron... Attempting access. 281 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,928 Avengers, to the Tower. 282 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:18,396 You can sit this one out, Cap. 283 00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:20,165 This is our problem. 284 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,066 Ultron's a world problem. 285 00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:24,202 Still not getting your key to the Tower back. 286 00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:27,272 Can I get a key to the Tower? 287 00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:39,050 Thank you for building me an army, Stark. 288 00:13:40,052 --> 00:13:42,020 HAWKEYE: You're quiet. 289 00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:43,988 A line's being drawn, Clint. 290 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,957 I'm not sure which side I'll be on when the dust settles. 291 00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,358 Aw, come on. 292 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,594 We Avengers do what Avengers do. 293 00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:53,264 We argue, we save the world. Cap'll be back by tonight. 294 00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:54,966 This time it's different. 295 00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:57,936 Tony's different. Riskier. 296 00:13:57,938 --> 00:14:00,071 If he would've alerted S.H.I.E.L.D. about his suspicions, 297 00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:01,973 we could've been properly prepared. 298 00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:06,144 Come on. Stark's the smartest man on the planet, Natasha. 299 00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:10,982 Sure, his delivery needs work, but I always trust the results. 300 00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:13,084 JARVIS: Sir, trap sprung successfully. 301 00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:16,521 Thanks, Jarvis. Brilliant, if I do say so myself. 302 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,122 Tony, what did you do? 303 00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:19,457 IRON MAN: Ultron never wanted 304 00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:22,193 Roxxon robotic materials to create his army. 305 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,095 He wanted to lure out the LMDs. 306 00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:26,998 So I figured, what's more tempting 307 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,267 than an army of S.H.I.E.L.D. LMDs? 308 00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:32,337 How about an army of Stark armors? 309 00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:36,541 So I had Jarvis put down the Tower's defenses to lure Ultron in. 310 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:39,544 Ooh, someone's hand got caught in the cookie jar. 311 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,546 See? Results. 312 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:45,083 You risked your entire Hall of Armors without even telling us? 313 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:47,452 Are you insane? Of all the reckless things! 314 00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:51,256 Is it just me, or did everybody miss the part where I got Ultron? 315 00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:53,324 Stark set a most impressive trap. 316 00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,326 I fail to see the problem as well. 317 00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:57,962 (RUMBLING) 318 00:14:57,964 --> 00:15:00,131 Jarvis, tell me that was just an earthquake. 319 00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:02,100 JARVIS: Is it ever, sir? (ALARM BEEPING) 320 00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:04,569 It's Ultron attempting access. 321 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,905 Impossible. We have him right here. 322 00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:10,975 He sent an LMD. 323 00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:13,645 Ultron's been a step ahead of us this whole time! 324 00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:21,953 (BEEPS) 325 00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:23,588 (AS IRON MAN) Jarvis override 326 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:26,658 Control to Tower Defense Armor and go offline. 327 00:15:26,660 --> 00:15:29,093 JARVIS: Affirmative, sir. Good night. 328 00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:38,102 SPIDER-MAN: Any chance menacing red lights are a good thing? 329 00:15:40,639 --> 00:15:43,241 If we get out of this, you and I are going to have a long talk. 330 00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:45,043 This is only a minor setback. 331 00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:46,711 SPIDER-MAN: Fighting an army of Iron Man armors? 332 00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,513 I'd call it a major setback. 333 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,549 Hey, Ultron, does it matter 334 00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:54,152 that I'm not technically a real Avenger? Jarvis! Override... 335 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:56,454 ULTRON: (AS JARVIS) Jarvis belongs to Ultron now. 336 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:59,290 How does it feel to know that your servant is now your master? 337 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:02,293 I'm gonna go on record and say, this was a terrible idea, Tony. 338 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,996 We're talking letting Nova make dinner bad. 339 00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:08,099 Puny Hulk-buster armor! (ROARS) 340 00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:10,034 (YELLS) 341 00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:12,203 What trickery is this, Stark? 342 00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:15,039 Yeah, that's Asgardian-Buster armor. 343 00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:17,575 And when were you going to inform me about it? 344 00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:20,578 (GRUNTS) I could've been sparring with this instead of Hulk. 345 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,146 (LAUGHING) (GRUNTS) 346 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,748 ULTRON: (AS JARVIS) Human frailty 347 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,184 is an unstable corruption that must be purged. 348 00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:29,220 We'll agree to disagree on that. 349 00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:32,056 No idea how long we can keep this up, Tony. 350 00:16:32,058 --> 00:16:33,624 Don't worry. I got a fix. 351 00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,226 I always do. (GRUNTS) 352 00:16:37,463 --> 00:16:38,997 You have failed. 353 00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:41,032 Now witness your end. (BEEPING) 354 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,768 Ultron shorted out my system. 355 00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,503 Cover me while I reboot. 356 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,772 Hello? Can you hear me? 357 00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:50,675 (GRUNTS) 358 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,011 Falcon, you know the systems better than anyone. 359 00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:55,480 What's our next move? Shield me. 360 00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:59,517 I'm gonna attempt to override Ultron's backdoor access. It's risky, but... 361 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,219 No. Enough with the risks. There has to be 362 00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:03,087 a more viable way. (GRUNTING) 363 00:17:03,089 --> 00:17:04,222 (BEEPING) 364 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,460 Timber. 365 00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:13,398 SPIDER-MAN: Uh, okay. 366 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:16,067 (BEEPING) (GRUNTING) 367 00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:17,702 (BEEPING) 368 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:21,105 Sorry. I was going too fast to stop. 369 00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:23,241 But, hey, it worked, right? 370 00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:25,309 (GRUNTS) (BODIES THUDDING) 371 00:17:25,311 --> 00:17:27,612 TONY: Come on. Get there. 372 00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:31,749 What'd I miss? Oh, just that. 373 00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,184 The Avenjet too? 374 00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:36,721 (GRUNTING) 375 00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:41,059 (AS JARVIS) Dismantling Stark Satellite Network. 376 00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:43,227 He's gonna drop my satellites out of orbit, 377 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,430 right on top of the world's biggest cities. 378 00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:47,765 How do we stop it? He's got my armors, 379 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,767 my tower and my satellites. 380 00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:52,370 But I always have one more trick up my sleeve... 381 00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:54,172 The Last Protocol. 382 00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:55,506 More secrets? 383 00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:57,108 You surprised at this point? 384 00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,513 Trust me on this one, guys. 385 00:18:03,882 --> 00:18:06,317 ULTRON (AS JARVIS): Your persistence is a pointless endeavor. 386 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,786 Programs upgrade, change, 387 00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:11,456 yet you deny that it's time for life on Earth to update. 388 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,858 Human life always evolves, Ultron. 389 00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:16,260 By pushing our limits we grow. 390 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:21,365 Don't forget. We created you, we can destroy you. 391 00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:24,535 ULTRON (AS JARVIS): Your emotions are blinding you to the fact that in moments, 392 00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:28,139 I will have the power to destroy everything humanity has built. 393 00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,542 That's the thing about humans, Ultron. 394 00:18:32,544 --> 00:18:34,612 We can always rebuild. 395 00:18:41,753 --> 00:18:43,654 (IN NORMAL VOICE) You would destroy yourself? 396 00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:51,829 (PEOPLE GASPING, CHATTERING) MAN: What's going on? 397 00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:54,732 (GRUNTING) 398 00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:02,140 THOR: I got it! (GRUNTS) 399 00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:07,545 I saw what happened last time you tried to save a jet, Hulk. 400 00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:11,182 That was your fault! (GRUNTS) 401 00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:12,783 IRON MAN: No sign of Ultron. 402 00:19:14,286 --> 00:19:15,753 Told you I could stop him. 403 00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:17,889 You fried everything in the tower? 404 00:19:17,891 --> 00:19:19,557 Jarvis? All of it? 405 00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:22,460 Everything in the entire Stark Network, 406 00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:25,429 except the armor I currently have on. 407 00:19:25,431 --> 00:19:29,233 It was the only way to make sure Ultron was purged completely. 408 00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:32,570 Wow. You've destroyed everything you've spent your life working for. 409 00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:33,838 Not everything. 410 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,640 Still have my team. 411 00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:37,708 This is exactly why I left. 412 00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,644 This is the result of your risks, Tony, 413 00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:41,512 and I for one can't be part of it. 414 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:44,749 Okay! Enough! Are you kidding me with all of this? 415 00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:46,817 You're the Avengers. 416 00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:50,688 You lead like Hulk at a high school prom wearing two left shoes. 417 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:51,822 (SCOFFS) 418 00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:53,391 And you! 419 00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:54,825 You can't just leave your team. 420 00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:56,894 You're Captain America! 421 00:19:56,896 --> 00:20:00,932 You're the man that taught me that a team's sum is greater than its parts. 422 00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:02,700 Aw, forget it. 423 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,936 (SIGHS) Sorry, Tony. 424 00:20:04,938 --> 00:20:07,939 Good luck leading Earth's Mightiest Dysfunction. 425 00:20:09,274 --> 00:20:10,675 Spidey's right. 426 00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:12,410 I can't just leave my team. 427 00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,780 Not in the hands of Tony Stark. 428 00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:17,715 Who's coming with me? 429 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:23,287 I can't stand by a commander who can't stand by his troops. 430 00:20:23,289 --> 00:20:24,989 I'm with Cap. 431 00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:27,992 You wanna play by the book, Widow? Fine. 432 00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:30,328 But Tony and I write our own books. 433 00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:33,531 Stark Tech is the greatest system 434 00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:36,400 I've ever had the pleasure to work with. 435 00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:39,670 But you lost it all because you couldn't see past your pride. 436 00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:41,439 I'm out, Tony. 437 00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:44,875 Shall we? 438 00:20:47,713 --> 00:20:51,382 Warfare follows no rules, and nor does Stark. 439 00:20:52,851 --> 00:20:54,752 Falcon has the cookies. 440 00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:57,855 So, I'll... 441 00:20:57,857 --> 00:20:58,990 I'll see you around then. 442 00:20:58,992 --> 00:21:00,424 Ahhh! (CRASHES) 443 00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:02,026 I guess. 444 00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:14,472 I call Cap's room. 445 00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:16,641 Too soon, Hawkeye. 446 00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:18,609 This is for real. 447 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:28,919 Phase One complete. 448 00:21:28,921 --> 00:21:31,489 Avengers disassembled. 448 00:21:32,305 --> 00:21:38,310 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org 32803

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