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Why do I let Greg
drag me to these stupid
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Westport Historical Guild things?
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I haven't seen this many dorks
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since my high school's
Model UN conference.
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Everyone's lucky I'm not
busting in with my posse
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and water balloons full
of pudding this time.
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Being an adult blows.
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My favorite historic site on
the Connecticut registry
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is definitely the Walker House,
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built by Major Ebenezer Dooley...
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Captain Ebenezer Dooley.
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The house was built in 1795.
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Ebenezer was yet to be promoted.
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Nice catch.
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Ah, yes, Ebenezer Dooley.
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Remembered for his amazing
legacy of leaving parties early.
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Let's honor him by getting
the hell out of here.
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Wait, Katie, I want you to meet Dane.
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He's one of our Guild's new members.
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Nice to meet you, Katie.
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Are you a history buff as well?
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The buffest.
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Greg, you said this mixer
was from 7:00 to 9:00.
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It's 9:03, better shut this down
before tempers start to flare.
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Whose temper's gonna flare?
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Hey, numbnuts, what you looking at?
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Okay. We should go.
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I should head out as well.
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I need to adjust my humidor.
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Oh, you're into cigars?
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Oh, God, no.
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My humidor is filled with
historical pantaloons
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from the Revolutionary War.
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- Gotta keep 'em damp.
- Oh, that's true.
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Dane, is your wife into
pantaloons as well?
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Oh, I'm not married.
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I know.
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Nice to meet you, Katie.
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And, Greg, let me know
about tomorrow night.
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Tomorrow night?
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There's not another mixer, right?
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No, he wants to hang out.
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He wants to hang out with you?
Even with that haircut?
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It actually sounds like a fun night,
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but inviting me over to hang out?
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- Who does that?
- That's what adults do
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when they want to make friends.
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I don't need friends, I have you.
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True, but it puts a lot of
pressure on me
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to be your everything...
Your wife, your friend,
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your co-parent,
your person who looks away
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when you put lotion on
your elbows like this.
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I guess I could give Dane a shot.
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It'd be nice to come
to one of these things
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and not have you yell "BO-RING"
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every time someone brings up history.
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I don't do that every time.
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Sometimes I pretend that
I'm hard of hearing.
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Yeah, I've been meaning
to talk to you about that.
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Hm?
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Look at this. Cooper, on a yacht.
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He said he couldn't hang out with me
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because he was gonna be
with his parents all weekend.
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Cooper's parents were actually in town?
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That's what he said.
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But look at this...
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I went to Facebook...
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Old people Internet.
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...and his parents posted
a picture of them
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on a different yacht in
a totally different ocean.
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He just didn't want to invite me
to his yacht party, so he lied.
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It was only a matter of time
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before Cooper got tired of his
poor friend mooching off of him.
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You really think that's true?
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That's what happened with me
and the Blondetourage.
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As soon as they realized
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I wasn't a privileged princess
like them,
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they dropped me like a hot tomato.
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It's, "drop you like a hot potato."
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No, it's not.
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Why would you ever drop a hot potato?
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Hot potatoes are French fries.
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- They're delicious.
- Oh, my God.
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Why don't you just ask Cooper
about the picture?
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That's not how you handle things
in high school.
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You need to hurt Cooper
like he hurt you.
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You need to get Insta-revenge.
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Huh.
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Good call. Take the dumb one's advice.
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- Hey!
- I wasn't talking about you.
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Oh, okay.
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Okay, I'll see you later.
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Have fun at Dane's!
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Ahh, a night without Greg.
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I'm going to do whatever I want.
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The first thing is getting
a babysitter for Anna-Kat.
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Next I'm going to run
a half-full dishwasher.
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Greg says it's a waste of water,
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blah blah.
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And I'm going to watch as many
"Fast and Furious" movies
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as I want without Greg
always complaining
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about how no one wears seatbelts.
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Hey!
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Hey, honey!
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How did it go with Dane?
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Ah, we had so much fun.
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He has an Eyecom 6000 microfiche reader.
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We looked at local proposed amendments
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- from the 1920s for hours.
- Mm.
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Sometimes the city council
would tackle public schools
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and zoning in the same meeting.
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Roaring '20s, indeed.
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Wow.
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That sounds... wow.
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It was wow.
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I think I have a new friend.
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- That's great, sweetheart.
- I know.
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So the Guild's "Party Like
It's 1799" shindig is coming up,
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and you have to be fitted
for your bonnet.
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Hey, why don't you go with your
new pal Dane instead of me?
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Sure. That would work.
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I'm sorry.
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Did I say the wrong thing?
Was that a test?
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No, it's just that I am so happy
that I don't have to go.
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This is all ready.
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If I am not home,
then somebody needs to put it
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in the oven at 5:00.
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Since when do you like Mom so much?
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Yeah, what the hell, Oliver?
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I told you... I don't have a will.
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He's taking pictures
to post on social media
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to get back at Cooper
for blowing him off.
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Yeah. What's the one thing
Cooper wants most
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but can't have?
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Mom.
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For some reason, he loves
the way she yells at him
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and that all of her recipes
are basically meat
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plus supermarket seasoning packets.
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You guys drive yourselves crazy
with this social media.
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When I was in high school, if
you had a problem with someone
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you challenged them to a fight,
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and you wore your biggest rings
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and you sucker-punched them
right before it started.
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Okay, have a great day at school.
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Dane has been to so many battle sites.
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Look at this picture from his
trip to the Battle of Yorktown.
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Hashtag Battle of Forktown.
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Because he's eating lunch.
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This guy is too much!
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He's a riot.
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Listen, tonight let's pajama-up
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and finally finish that puzzle
that's all candy bars.
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Oh, I can't, I have plans.
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You're Greg.
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You don't have plans.
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Oh, Dane invited me to climb
Sheffield Lighthouse
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after work and I said yes.
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Wow, you and Dane are really
getting serious.
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You think?
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We can finish the puzzle another night.
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- Is that okay?
- Sure.
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Go enjoy a night out
with your new friend.
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Is Greg blowing me off?
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Luthor, has he said anything to you?
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I see.
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Bros before hoes.
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...and then on Sunday, Greg and Dane did
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the "Benjamin Franklin ate here!" tour.
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Ugh, that sounds terrible.
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It's just a lot of time for Greg
to be spending with one friend.
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I get to be upset about this, right?
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No. You and Greg spend
way too much time together.
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Richard and I see each other
four times a month.
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Twice to get my allowance,
and two bone days.
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Look, Greg having a friend
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means less pressure on you.
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Now when you don't want to do
something with Greg,
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you don't have to feel guilty
because he has Dane.
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Mm! And since he has plans,
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you can finally come
to Girls' Night Out.
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- Yes.
- Oh, yes!
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I'm never free for Girls' Night Out.
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Let's do this.
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So Girls' Night Out is just
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doing the same thing, but at night?
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And with wine.
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- Hey.
- What do you want?
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Your mom made meatloaf.
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I always come over for meatloaf.
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You forgot to text me, but no
big... saw it on Instagram.
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I didn't forget.
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We don't really invite each
other to things anymore, right?
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Huh? No comprende.
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Well, maybe you'll comprende this.
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I saw your Insta from the yacht party.
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Oh.
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Well, technically the boat
was barely 33 feet,
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so it's more of a cabin cruiser...
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No, I get it,
I'm your little charity case,
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and you're done bringing me
around to your parties
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- with your rich friends.
- Whoa, amigo,
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you're coming in a little caliente.
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You don't have to slum it
around here anymore.
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Go back to your mansion.
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Well, technically it's an estate...
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So, you have a nice night?
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The best.
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I wish you could have seen
the view from the lighthouse.
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Oh, Dane posted some pictures...
I can show you my Instagram.
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You're on Instagram?
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Dane set it up for me.
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My handle's "Gerg Otto."
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I wanted to fix it,
but Dane thought it was funny.
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What are you laughing at?
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Just something Dane said.
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Dane.
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- Whoa.
- What is that?
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Just a D pic.
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- Wait, what?
- A D pic.
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A Dane pic. It's a pic of Dane.
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Oh, you've got to stop
abbreviating things.
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You're going to get into trouble.
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Hmm. How was your evening?
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So fun.
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Not microfiche fun, but right up there.
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So, tomorrow night
I was thinking that...
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I'm sorry, I'm going out with Dane.
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Again?
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Why am I just now hearing about this?
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You're not.
You said I should go with him
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to the "Party Like It's 1799"
shindig, remember?
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Oh, right.
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- You want me to cancel?
- No. No, no, no, no.
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Go have fun catching smallpox
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and starting every sentence with "ye."
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Dane used a filter to make us look like
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we're part of Mount Rushmore.
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Fun stuff.
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Turn off the phone
and go to sleep, Gerg.
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Dane. Come on in.
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Greg, your friend's here.
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Did you know that your house
is built on the spot
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where the Pequot Indians
first broke bread
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with the white settlers?
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Oh, that's boring.
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So, is everyone dressing up?
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Because the cape feels
a little over-the...
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- Cape bros!
- Cape bros!
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All right, honey, we're leaving.
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Oh, good. Because I have a lot
of plans tonight, too.
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Oh, great, what are you doing?
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A little of this, a little of that.
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A whole lot of the other thing.
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You know how I do.
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Super vague, but have fun.
257
00:09:33,472 --> 00:09:35,208
No, Doris, it's okay.
258
00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:37,610
I didn't realize that it
was the 16th already.
259
00:09:37,643 --> 00:09:40,748
I need to put you and Richard's
bone days in my calendar.
260
00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:42,750
Yeah, I already tried Angela.
261
00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:46,486
She is watching videos
of Robin Roberts on YouTube.
262
00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:48,288
I know.
263
00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:50,256
Go bone. I'll talk to you later.
264
00:09:51,991 --> 00:09:54,927
Am I desperate enough to hang
out with Anna-Kat and Franklin?
265
00:09:54,961 --> 00:09:55,962
Yep!
266
00:09:59,999 --> 00:10:01,601
What are you guys doing?
267
00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:02,869
Nothing.
268
00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,172
Sounds like you guys
are having a lot of fun.
269
00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:07,474
We're not.
270
00:10:07,507 --> 00:10:08,509
When is she leaving?
271
00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:12,713
- Guess I'll just go downstairs.
- 'Kay.
272
00:10:21,620 --> 00:10:23,156
Look at this.
273
00:10:23,190 --> 00:10:25,159
Cooper was on a WaveRunner
having fun without me.
274
00:10:25,192 --> 00:10:26,159
Look at this.
275
00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:27,461
Right now your dad is at a party.
276
00:10:27,494 --> 00:10:29,363
Having fun without me.
277
00:10:29,395 --> 00:10:31,698
I can't stop looking at my phone.
278
00:10:31,731 --> 00:10:34,467
Now I know what you guys go
through with social media.
279
00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:36,202
Makes you feel like a loser, doesn't it?
280
00:10:36,235 --> 00:10:37,970
- We are losers.
- Total losers.
281
00:10:38,004 --> 00:10:39,773
We're garbage, human garbage.
282
00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:40,974
We should crawl into a dumpster.
283
00:10:41,007 --> 00:10:43,143
- And curl up and die.
- Yeah.
284
00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:46,747
Maybe you and I shouldn't be
around each other right now.
285
00:10:48,714 --> 00:10:49,817
Trip!
286
00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:51,451
I didn't know you were over.
287
00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:52,820
I'm so happy to see you.
288
00:10:52,852 --> 00:10:54,520
Wow, Mrs. A.
289
00:10:54,553 --> 00:10:56,622
I haven't been hugged like this
since I told my English teacher
290
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:57,558
I was dropping his class.
291
00:10:57,591 --> 00:10:59,960
Mom, don't be weird.
292
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:02,830
So, Dad is out again with
his new best friend Dane.
293
00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:05,898
Whatever. Who needs Dad? Not me.
294
00:11:05,932 --> 00:11:08,067
I have you guys. What are you doing?
295
00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:10,037
I have to observe the meteor
shower for homework,
296
00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:11,071
and Trip said he'd keep me company.
297
00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:13,240
- I'm in.
- I didn't invite you.
298
00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:15,875
Well, I didn't mean to have you,
so now we're even.
299
00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:22,582
Oh, wait. Meteor shower.
300
00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:24,217
Better grab an umbrella.
301
00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:25,418
Always thinking.
302
00:11:27,421 --> 00:11:28,989
You shall not destroy me!
303
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,190
Show me what you got!
304
00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:32,992
What are you guys doing?
305
00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:34,594
Mom already tried to crash our playdate.
306
00:11:34,628 --> 00:11:35,929
Find your own friend.
307
00:11:35,961 --> 00:11:37,163
I don't have a friend.
308
00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:39,365
Yes, you do. Go talk to Cooper.
309
00:11:39,398 --> 00:11:41,835
What happened to Cooper...
Cooper the Pooper.
310
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,771
Genius.
311
00:11:43,803 --> 00:11:45,505
He lied to me about his plans
312
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:48,241
so he could go to a yacht party
without me last weekend.
313
00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:49,442
That's not last weekend.
314
00:11:49,475 --> 00:11:50,844
What are you talking about?
315
00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:53,246
Look... Those are Fourth
of July napkins.
316
00:11:53,279 --> 00:11:54,847
How did you even notice that?
317
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:57,617
- I love themed napkins.
- He really does.
318
00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:59,419
It makes Christmas shopping a breeze.
319
00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:01,587
It is the Fourth of July.
320
00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:03,756
Why would Cooper lie to me
and post an old photo?
321
00:12:03,789 --> 00:12:05,291
Go talk to him and find out.
322
00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:06,560
I think I will.
323
00:12:06,592 --> 00:12:07,727
Thanks, Franklin.
324
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:12,766
- What?
- It's not you.
325
00:12:12,798 --> 00:12:15,601
It's just when a woman
has an idea, he ignores it,
326
00:12:15,634 --> 00:12:19,639
but when a man says the same
thing, he's suddenly all ears.
327
00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:22,609
I wish I was all ears.
328
00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:24,812
Stupid nose.
329
00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:29,917
Sorry we haven't seen anything yet.
330
00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:31,451
Ah, don't worry about it.
331
00:12:31,485 --> 00:12:33,887
I could stay out here
all night with you.
332
00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:36,589
I've got Bugles. I've got Combos.
333
00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:37,758
I've got Chicken In A Biskit.
334
00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:38,926
Ooh, Chicken In A Biskit!
335
00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:40,494
Mom, you really don't need to be here.
336
00:12:41,695 --> 00:12:43,297
Look! There's a meteor!
337
00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:46,233
- Wow!
- No, wait. That's a plane.
338
00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:48,134
- A shooting star!
- Wow!
339
00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:50,269
Nope! Another plane.
340
00:12:53,172 --> 00:12:54,575
Is that Doris or Angela?
341
00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:55,976
It's probably an emergency.
342
00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:57,344
No time to take it, just go.
343
00:12:57,376 --> 00:12:58,744
Dane just put up more photos
344
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,081
of him and your dad at the 1799 party.
345
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,682
They're assembling muskets,
346
00:13:02,716 --> 00:13:04,784
cobbling shoes,
and churning butter together.
347
00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:06,352
That stuff's so cool.
348
00:13:06,385 --> 00:13:08,988
Your generation was so lucky
you got to do all that.
349
00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:13,460
Look at how your dad is smiling at Dane.
350
00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:15,028
Look at how much fun they're having.
351
00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:17,663
He should be having fun with me.
352
00:13:17,696 --> 00:13:19,131
You need to go down there and show him
353
00:13:19,164 --> 00:13:21,367
you are way more fun than Dane.
354
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,202
- You think I should?
- Absolutely.
355
00:13:23,235 --> 00:13:25,639
You need to let Dane know
he's the third wheel.
356
00:13:25,672 --> 00:13:28,307
You know, somebody who wants
to hang out with a couple
357
00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:30,177
when the couple really
wants to be left alone.
358
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:35,115
- I can take a hint.
- No, no, no! Not you!
359
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,704
Hey, Katie. What are you doing here?
360
00:13:57,736 --> 00:14:02,308
I am reliving the past
with an eye towards the future.
361
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:03,910
Oh, my God. Katie, thank you
362
00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:05,211
for paying attention
to the Guild's mission.
363
00:14:05,244 --> 00:14:07,214
Of course. I listen.
364
00:14:07,246 --> 00:14:08,481
Where's Dane?
365
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:09,850
He's at the mead pong table.
366
00:14:12,851 --> 00:14:14,887
He's dominating. No one can beat him.
367
00:14:14,921 --> 00:14:16,089
He's so cool.
368
00:14:16,121 --> 00:14:18,091
You think dominating beer pong is cool?
369
00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:19,359
Great.
370
00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:20,661
I will be back.
371
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,328
I'm from Florida.
372
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:24,497
They teach beer pong in school
as an elective.
373
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:25,935
Hmm.
374
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,602
Hey.
375
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,776
Hey, Katie, you made it. Great!
376
00:14:36,810 --> 00:14:39,780
We'll see how great you think
it is once your reign is over.
377
00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:43,050
Ye on.
378
00:14:50,050 --> 00:14:51,113
I'm dominating.
379
00:14:56,015 --> 00:14:57,866
Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!
380
00:14:57,891 --> 00:14:59,069
Drink! Drink!
381
00:15:04,169 --> 00:15:05,839
Suck a musket, Dane.
382
00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:13,747
Yeah! Whoo!
383
00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:23,345
Drink, drink, drink!
384
00:15:23,370 --> 00:15:25,292
Drink, drink, drink!
385
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:29,821
Drink, drink, drink, drink,
drink, drink, drink, drink!
386
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:45,144
Yeah! In your face!
387
00:15:45,177 --> 00:15:46,413
C'mon, everybody...
388
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,850
Dane sucks! Dane sucks!
389
00:15:48,936 --> 00:15:51,183
- Dane sucks! Dane sucks!
- Dane sucks! Dane sucks!
390
00:15:51,216 --> 00:15:53,285
- Dane sucks! Dane sucks!
- Dane sucks! Dane...
391
00:15:53,318 --> 00:15:55,755
Katie, could I speak to you
by the stocks, please?
392
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,357
Yeah.
393
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,328
How is this fun for you?
394
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:04,130
It's not. My cellphone rang
during a re-enactment.
395
00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:05,365
It was the third time.
396
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:07,267
I hate nerds so much.
397
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:09,268
What was that all about?
398
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:12,139
I don't want you doing all this
stuff with Dane every night.
399
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:13,507
You encouraged me
to be friends with him.
400
00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:14,707
Well, that was stupid.
401
00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:17,276
And it takes up too much of your time.
402
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,645
You're jealous.
403
00:16:18,677 --> 00:16:20,179
That's amazing.
404
00:16:20,212 --> 00:16:22,348
I should have gotten
a new friend years ago.
405
00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:25,218
I just... miss you.
406
00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:26,986
I wanted you to find a new friend,
407
00:16:27,019 --> 00:16:28,388
but not a new best friend.
408
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:30,290
I'm supposed to be your best friend.
409
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:33,459
Sweetie, I like Dane, but you
will always be my best friend.
410
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,595
You're hands-down my favorite
person to do stuff with.
411
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,230
- Really?
- Of course.
412
00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:40,167
I'm sorry I ever made you doubt that.
413
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,169
And to prove it, I'll take
you out for a fun night.
414
00:16:42,201 --> 00:16:44,037
- I'd like that.
- Done.
415
00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:46,039
You know, next week is the unveiling
416
00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:47,474
of the Wesley Lyon headstone restoration
417
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:48,542
at the Willowbrook Cemetery.
418
00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:49,710
You can do that with Dane.
419
00:16:57,884 --> 00:16:59,485
Could somebody give me a hand?!
420
00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:08,562
Hey, Chambers let me in.
421
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:15,267
Please have Chambers
reassigned to the bowling alley...
422
00:17:15,301 --> 00:17:16,736
shoe rentals.
423
00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:20,373
Didn't know you had
an arcade in your basement.
424
00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:22,443
In the winter it's an ice-skating rink.
425
00:17:23,642 --> 00:17:25,578
Oh, yeah.
426
00:17:25,611 --> 00:17:27,613
So what you want?
427
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:30,082
I just wanted to say I was sorry.
428
00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:32,719
I was mad because I thought
you blew me off.
429
00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,053
Why would you think that?
430
00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:35,522
Because when I saw you on that yacht
431
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:37,923
I thought you lied to me
about being with your parents.
432
00:17:37,956 --> 00:17:40,761
And then I realized it
was just an old picture.
433
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:43,129
Why'd you post that?
434
00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:45,264
Because instead of hanging out with me,
435
00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:47,367
my parents bailed to
go sailing with the son
436
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,802
of Dubai's Minister of Foreign Affairs.
437
00:17:49,835 --> 00:17:52,938
They were with someone else's son.
438
00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:55,408
I just didn't want anyone to know.
439
00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:58,244
- Dude, that sucks.
- Yeah.
440
00:17:58,277 --> 00:18:00,212
I guess I just thought
you were sick of slumming it
441
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:01,480
with your poor friend.
442
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:02,948
What?
443
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:05,252
Dude, that's never going to happen.
444
00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:07,119
I don't care how much money you have.
445
00:18:07,152 --> 00:18:08,788
- Really?
- Of course.
446
00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:11,056
Plus, we're the richest family
in Westport.
447
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,059
Literally everyone is beneath me.
448
00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:19,966
Uh, how many tickets
do I need for that drone?
449
00:18:19,998 --> 00:18:21,433
How many tickets do you have?
450
00:18:21,466 --> 00:18:25,071
- Uh, 14.
- 14 tickets.
451
00:18:25,103 --> 00:18:26,606
Well done.
452
00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:31,977
I know it's kind of sad that
he's just giving me things
453
00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:35,514
that I already own...
but it's sadder for him, right?
454
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:37,450
I'll answer that.
455
00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:38,819
It's sadder for me.
456
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:40,486
See?
457
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:41,955
Are we bueno?
458
00:18:41,987 --> 00:18:43,055
Muy bueno.
459
00:18:44,823 --> 00:18:46,192
All right, see you in a couple weeks.
460
00:18:46,225 --> 00:18:47,994
I'll be here.
461
00:18:48,026 --> 00:18:49,662
Is this, like, your full-time job?
462
00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:51,630
Ouch.
463
00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:53,834
Yes. Yes, it is.
464
00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:55,802
And I'm... I'm almost 50 years old.
465
00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:00,474
Go.
466
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,377
Meatloaf, my fave!
467
00:19:04,409 --> 00:19:05,778
The only way this could be better
468
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,379
is if your mom was here, too.
469
00:19:07,412 --> 00:19:09,849
I'm here, you dingbat!
470
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:12,518
Muy bonita, Mrs. Otto!
471
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:13,954
You also look really pretty.
472
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,044
Thank you.
473
00:19:15,069 --> 00:19:17,523
I'm your father's date tonight.
We compromised.
474
00:19:17,556 --> 00:19:20,492
First we're gonna go
candle-making... yawn.
475
00:19:20,525 --> 00:19:21,861
Then we're gonna grab dinner
476
00:19:21,895 --> 00:19:24,364
and see The Rock's new movie... groan.
477
00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:26,700
If you don't want to fight
traffic, you can catch the 8:15
478
00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:28,335
at the theater in my basement.
479
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:30,570
If you're in the mood for an
indie, theater two is showing...
480
00:19:30,602 --> 00:19:32,205
Shut up and eat, Cooper.
481
00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:33,239
That's the stuff.
482
00:19:34,773 --> 00:19:36,577
Here, let me get a picture.
Everyone together.
483
00:19:39,611 --> 00:19:41,348
Everybody smile.
484
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:45,585
- Did you get it?
- Here, hold on.
485
00:20:57,946 --> 00:21:02,946
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