All language subtitles for W.O.T.R.S01E02.WEB.EDITH_t4

PREVIOUSLY ON
WHISKEY ON THE ROCKS

-[all] Cheers!
-[roars]

[banging]

[yelling, screaming]

What was that? Did anyone spot us?

There's a submarine on Torhamnaskär.

What's it doing there?

Answer me, goddamn it!

-Where are we?
-Sweden.

Shit!

-Possible diplomatic complications. Stop.
-Understood!

So, that means our operation has failed?

-It has, Comrade Secretary-General.
-[yells]

[Reagan] Pull!

The Russians have launched
a potential attack against Sweden.

Get the choppers ready for Washington.

And get me the Swedish Prime Minister
on the phone!

-Hello?
-[disconnect tone]

-[Solveig] Who was it?
-No, I was too slow.

They'll call again
if it's something important.

THIS SERIES IS INSPIRED BY A TRUE STORY

SOME CHARACTERS AND LOCATIONS
HAVE BEEN ALTERED

FOR REASONS OF NATIONAL SECURITY

QUITE A FEW, TO BE HONEST...

[sheep bleating]

[Thorbjörn] The sheep seem anxious.

[Solveig]
No. You worry too much, Thorbjörn.

Unwind a little now that you have time off
in the middle of the week for once.

[Thorbjörn]
What's simmering over here? Ow!

Lamb stew.

-That was hot.
-You know it is.

You could tell by the smell.
You're a weird one. [chuckles]

-Has anyone called?
-No. No.

Or actually, yes, Ola called.
He's been trying to reach you, apparently.

-He has?
-Mm.

-When he knows I'm having some time off.
-Yes.

I hope nothing has happened
out in the world.

-Like a new Harrisburg or such.
-Not again, hopefully.

Anyway, he wanted you to call him back.

First, we'll have dinner.

The secretary of state and the world
will have to wait.

-It'll do them good.
-Honey, call him.

The stew needs to simmer a good
while longer, or the meat will be tough.

Like when you do the cooking.

Oh, here comes the criticism.

Right, I'll call him from the armchair.

Hello, Ola. Did you call to check
how the sheep are doing?

-[chuckles]
-[indistinct chatter over telephone]

Well, I'll be damned.

Karlskrona, huh?

Yes, sure, I understand.

I'll leave
as soon as I've informed Solveig.

Goodbye.

[roar of fighter jets overhead]

-You don't hear that every day.
-No.

Now, it's your turn.

Yes. All right, all right. Take it easy.

Comrade Captain, 12 o'clock.

Swedish jet fighters.

You don't fucking see that every day.

[man 1] Well, this isn't easy. The sub
has immunity as it's a government ship.

On the other hand,
they didn't announce their arrival

in accordance with protocols.

And they're in Swedish waters
without permission.

And inside a restricted military area.

You're saying the submarine does not have
immunity, according to international law.

So, the gentlemen and ladies
in this henhouse have finally concluded

that we need not apologize
for the Bolsheviks' attack.

Hallelujah!

Mr. Prime Minister. Finally.

-Sweden is under attack.
-No, we don't know that, Börje.

-Let's not jump to conclusions.
-Conclusions?

A 262-foot Soviet submarine
is 150 feet from land

inside a restricted military area.

What do you call this? A picnic?

-They might have taken a wrong turn.
-Wrong turn?

-No one is perfect, Börje.
-No?

-Or are you ready to cast the first stone?
-Uh...

You don't repel Russians
by throwing stones at them, Ola.

I have four torpedo boats in the water
and four more on the way.

-I can strike at any time.
-Whoa, whoa, cool your jets, both of you.

You'll have to excuse my attire,

but I understood from the circumstances
that it was urgent.

This is the most severe violation
of Swedish neutrality

since we let the Nazis ride trains
through Sweden to invade Norway.

Or does the Secretary of State intend
that we bow to the Bolsheviks as well?

We invited the Nazis... that we'll admit,
but this is different.

Nice to have the patrol boats,
in any case.

No one is to enter our waters
to help the Russians leave.

-No.
-We must own this matter.

-Own the matter?
-As they say.

-Own the matter... We own jack shit.
-What do you mean?

Who knows? Maybe this Russian submarine
actually is the infamous Trojan horse,

packed with nuclear warheads.

Sorry to interrupt the general
in the middle of his couplet,

but people are calling,
wanting to speak to the prime minister.

Please, Barbro.
I can't speak to the press at this stage.

By people, I don't mean the press,
first and foremost.

No? Then who?

-Well, Chairman Brezhnev in Moscow.
-Ugh. Anyone else?

President Reagan in Washington.

That's no better.
Neither of them speak any Swedish.

Anyone else? Mrs. Thatcher?

No, she hasn't called yet,
but your wife, Solveig, has.

Right, what did she want?

I don't know.
Shall I call one of them back?

Yes, that's...

I say we start with President Reagan,
and then Chairman Brezhnev.

Listen,
the submarine isn't going anywhere.

And I think I need to know a bit more
before I talk to the big boys.

A slip of the tongue would be bad.

[Barbro] So let's start out easy
with Solveig.

-How does that sound?
-Yes, that sounds good.

Good.

Mr. Prime Minister.

Solveig...

The world is ablaze,
and he's calling Solveig.

Ready the chopper.

Karlskrona needs me.

Yes.

Absolutely, I... Yes... Well, it's...

The press is likely waiting down there to,
well, sink their claws into you.

Shall we try to sneak out
through the garage?

-There will be no sneaking, Håkansson.
-Oh, my name is Martinsson.

Don't interrupt me when I'm speaking!

We have a...
a buffoon for a prime minister,

and it's of utmost fucking importance
that we sway public opinion to our side.

-Public opinion?
-And when... Shut your mouth!

And you keep your mouth shut about
what you heard here. Understood?

Not a peep from you.

[lift bell dings]

There he is!

[reporter] General Lagerkrantz,
a comment on the situation?

As I'm sure you understand, all measures
being taken are highly classified.

But the joint chiefs believe
it's important that the Swedish public

actually understand the threat
the Soviet Union poses.

It's a known fact
that your grandparents were executed

and your mother fled the Bolsheviks
before ending up in Sweden.

Yes, via Helsinki,
in a box of fish, nonetheless.

Will this affect your decision
in this severe situation?

No, of course not. But I'm afraid
I don't have any more time for you.

-I have a country to defend.
-What about the people in Karlskrona?

No, the people who live in Karlskro...

-Question time is over. Thank you!
-I have a grandfather there, you see.

THE KREMLIN
MOSCOW

-[exhales]
-[single click of typewriter]

-And who are you?
-[clicking of typewriter]

Daria Rudneva, your interpreter.

I've been here for four years,
Secretary-General.

What do you want from me?

Prime Minister Fälldin
has not answered our call.

Shall I try him again?

Not available?

Who does he think he is?

Uh... who is he, anyway?

-Swedish prime minister, Fälldin.
-[telephone rings]

[secretary] Comrade Secretary-General,

you have the White House on line one.

What do they want from me?

It's regarding the submarine
with technical issues in the Baltic Sea.

-[telephones ringing]
-Uh... Well, this is relevant.

So, we need to answer that call and...

and get this matter over with.

-[Daria] Gaby, is that you?
-Daria! How are you?

Good, thank you. We do as usual, huh?

[Gaby]
In the name of world peace, hallelujah.

I'll transfer the call. Please hold.

Secretary-General, I have President Reagan
from Washington on a secure line.

We just talked about this.

[Reagan] Leonid?
You son of a motherless goat.

Are you there? It's Ronald here.

[Gaby] Mr. President Ronald Reagan here.

It's a great honor for me
to steal a moment of your precious time.

Why do you keep bothering me all the time?
Calling and calling.

You should go hang yourself.

Greetings, honored President.
To what do I owe this pleasure?

Really? So you remember me?

Well, dementia appears not to have
knocked out every brain cell yet.

What have you gone and done now?

Can't you find your own place?

Or does the entire submarine fleet
wish to defect?

I'm calling to find out what happened

in the archipelago of southern Sweden.

Friends should always be honest
with each other,

and we don't want
to worry NATO unnecessarily, do we?

[chuckles]

Why on earth would I tell you anything?

Do you have delusions of grandeur?

With all the respect to you and the NATO,

but this is discussion
only between Sweden kingdom

and Union
of the Soviet Socialist Republics.

Surely, the only thing you respect
is the bottle of liquor in front you,

-if you haven't finished it already.
-[snores]

We have three surveillance planes
over your goddamn submarine,

and we need to know
if it is carrying any nuclear missiles.

So, would you, once and for all,
say what's really going on out there

before war breaks out for real?

We are seriously concerned
about the situation,

and we are strengthening our presence
in the area.

So, in the name of maintaining peace,

do tell us what you are doing
inside Swedish territory.

Do you think your clanking of weapons

will frighten the Soviet people?

As far as I'm concerned,
you can go to hell!

[clears throat]

No.

I don't have time for you anymore.

I need to go take a shit.

[Daria] I'm very sorry, Mr. President,

but I have a very important meeting
right now.

I'm sure we'll speak again soon. Goodbye.

-You don't hang up on me, you...
-[disconnect tone]

I trust you handled the translation
with traditional delicacy.

Absolutely, Mr. President.

Did you translate everything literally?

Of course, Comrade Secretary-General,
as always.

I think what we need to do

is to go on the offensive.

Attack. What do you think, Dasha?

Attack! Exactly!

RUSSIAN FLEET
JUST OUTSIDE THE SWEDISH BORDER

VALERIY KALININ, ADMIRAL

Admiral Kalinin.

New orders from Moscow,
assume attack formation.

From Moscow? The minister of defense?

It's from... Comrade Brezhnev himself.

This is serious.

Assume attack formation. Half speed ahead.
Execute!

[ships klaxon blares]

Commander, there are more,
three destroyers, two corvettes...

an unknown number of subs
in the water below,

and then we have NATO in the sky above us.

[Karlsson] Are they really going to break
in to get their sub?

At war with the Soviet Union with
a Bolshevik-hating commander-in-chief...

I don't think
it can really get much worse.

The situation is extremely urgent. [sighs]

ANDERS KARLSSON, COMMANDER

I'll break the CoC
and go straight to the prime minister.

Skip the Commander-in-Chief?

He's still on his way,
so we can't get hold of him now.

[exhales]

This is what we'll do.
I'll hold the fort here

while you set up the new mobile artillery
on Tjurkö.

But we have no ammunition.
It's being used for drills in Malmö.

I know.

But the Russians don't.

Call the prime minister.

[indistinct yelling, chattering]

[Gustav] We should've called
the Home Guard after all.

[Harry] Yeah, they wouldn't have made
such a fuss. [sighs]

If only Björklund
had returned that hammer.

-Yeah.
-Honestly, I don't understand that man.

No.

GOVERNMENT OFFICES STOCKHOLM

Hello, Commander Karlsson.
This is Prime Minister Fälldin.

I hear that the situation
has deteriorated, so to speak.

That's right. Five Soviet warships
are approaching the Swedish border,

three destroyers and two corvettes.

At the moment, we can't rule out
that this is a rescue attempt.

There's also an unknown number of subs
in the water, NATO in the sky above us,

and Commander-in-Chief Lagerkrantz
is arriving here momentarily.

And he is my superior.

Commander, we don't know each other,
but I hear what you're saying and...

I agree that the situation is urgent.

These are my orders. Hold the border.

Do whatever is necessary for that,
but no offensive excursions.

Tell that to Lagerkrantz
before he runs amok.

We can't allow him to act on his own
to avenge his grandparents.

Understood.
Thank you, Mr. Prime Minister.

-[Lagerkrantz] Commander Karlsson.
-Attention!

[clears throat]

General, that was a quick march.
Welcome to Karlskrona.

Well, then, I'm assuming command. At ease.

Would the Commander mind giving a sitrep?
But please, keep it short.

In the Commander-in-Chief's absence,

I felt the need
to contact the prime minister,

who has made a few calls
and in my opinion, very wise ones.

-What the he...
-On the prime minister's orders,

we have dispatched the sub Neptun
to mark our presence.

Commencing observation.

We have also placed the ice-breaker Thule
in the Gåsefjärden inlet

to defend against any rescue attempts.

Further, Major Henriksson is on his way
to Tjurkö to set up ARTE 719.

But the prime minister
has forbidden any offensive action.

[phone rings in background]

Goodbye.

THE GOVERNMENT OFFICES
STOCKHOLM

Yes, but I will be late.

You know what I'm dealing with right now.

Honey...

It's the last time.

Yes, we'll... we'll talk about it later.

-[Barbro] Hi, Ola.
-[sniffles]

-Red or blue?
-I don't know.

I say we go with blue.
Let's not flirt with the Russians.

[snorts softly] No, you're right.

Frank Sinatra once told me,
"Family, it's not a big thing.

It's everything."

Thorbjörn needs you
at the press conference.

It's already started. Okay?

[Ola sighs]

[Ola sniffles]

-[male reporter 1] Prime Minister!
-[female reporter woman] Excuse me!

-Well, as I just said...
--[male reporter 2] Can you answer our...

And, uh, we will not accepter any...

What's it called again? The...

I don't know.

My order to the military
has been very, very clear.

Hold the border.

[reporters call out]

Defend the border?

If the Soviets try anything,
will you go to war?

-Yes, yes...
-Sorry, I'm late.

I think the Minister of the Forest Affairs

maybe can explain a little bit.

[clears throat] Yes. Thank you,
Mr. Prime Minister. Well-spoken.

Everybody can make a mistake.

Sweden values the great bilateral
relations between us and the Soviet Union.

However, we neither will,
nor can be happy

about having foreign submarines
in our own water.

On this, we are very firm.

-[female reporter] Mr. Prime Minister!
-No more questions, thank you.

-Thank you.
-[reporters call out]

[male reporter 3] Is it possible
the Soviets have subs on the east coast?

[journalists call out]

A Soviet sub carrying 56 crew is firmly
aground in the Karlskrona archipelago

since late last night.

The submarine is stranded
in a restricted military area,

18 kilometers inside the Swedish border.

It is almost like a comic opera,

but all involved
are taking it very seriously.

What we know is that the submarine
is a so-called Whiskey-class model.

It was built in Leningrad
and launched in 1956.

The world has never been closer
to a third world war than now.

[male reporter] A Swedish fisherman
spotted the submarine...

-But what...?
-All right, all right, all right!

Just because they're talking about you,
you shouldn't, uh...

think you'll get to meet fancy ladies
and...

Lill-Babs and such.

[Gustav scoffs]

[Kalinin]
The liberation operation has begun.

All ships are en route to the Swedish
border to bring our comrades home.

[radar chirps]

1,300 yards out. Four minutes.

Switch to speaker mode.

1,100 yards out.
Three minutes to the Swedish border.

TJURKÖ – ARTE 719 MOBILE ARTILLERY

[soldiers yelling, chattering]

Major, they're still advancing on the sub.
What do we do?

Move aside.

[background chattering, yelling]

750 yards out. Two minutes.

Message the Neptun to mark our presence.

Messaging the Neptun to mark our presence.

[telephone ringing]

Orders from Karlskrona. Mark our presence.

-Activate floodlights.
-Acknowledged. Activating floodlights.

[alarm sounds in background]

Comrade Admiral.
There is a Swedish sub right below us.

-What? Are they planning to attack us?
-Doubtful.

It's obvious that they want us to know
that they are there.

Cheeky devils.

Maintain course.

[radar chirps]

450 yards out. One minute.

-Go to frequency-hopping.
-But...

We're only to use that during war.

We are at war. Execute.

Now!

Go to frequency-hopping.

Go to frequency-hopping.

Acknowledged. Over and out.

What did they say, Major?

We are... at war.

Go to frequency-hopping.

Keep targeting the Russian destroyer.

Yes, Major.

Johansson.

Coordinates. Go to frequency-hopping.

200 yards out.

Comrade Admiral.

We're in the sights
of the Swedish artillery on Tjurkö.

Our intelligence says
it's no longer functional.

[random interference]

The enemy has gone to frequency-hopping.

Are they... planning to fight?

How do we proceed, Major?
We have no ammunition.

There's nothing more we can do.

Shall we proceed with the operation?

One hundred yards out.

[alarm rings in background]

Turn off the alarm.

[alarm stops]

[signaler] Commander, they've stopped.

All of them.

-Yes!
-[all cheering]

They're stopping.

They've stopped.

That was close.

Holy shit...

Contact Moscow.

[knocking]

[Peskov] What is it?

A message from Comrade Brezhnev,
Comrade Captain.

Oh.

What does Comrade Brezhnev want?

He seems to be somewhat disappointed,
Comrade Captain.

[exhales sharply]

"Esteemed Comrade Peskov. Stop.

May you burn in hell. Stop.

I will...

send your three horse-faced daughters
to Siberia

if you don't put a swift end
to the humiliation you have caused

the Soviet Union. Stop.

If the Swedes
attempt to board the submarine,

you'll have to blow up
that piece of shit...

with yourself still on board. Stop."

How shall we respond, Comrade Captain?

[Peskov]
Thank him for his clear instructions.

And add that his wise leadership

is an example to us all.