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OCTOBER 1981
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THE COLD WAR RAGED
BETWEEN THE US AND THE SOVIET UNION
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THE WORLD WAS ON THE BRINK
OF NUCLEAR WAR
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WHAT THE WORLD NEEDED THE LEAST
WAS AN IGNITING SPARK
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THAT SPARK CAME,
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BUT FROM AN UNEXPECTED PLACE.
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THIS SERIES IS INSPIRED BY A TRUE STORY
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SOME CHARACTERS AND LOCATIONS
HAVE BEEN ALTERED
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FOR REASONS OF NATIONAL SECURITY
QUITE A FEW, TO BE HONEST...
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U 137 (S 363)
HEADING FOR KALININGRAD, USSR
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[grunts, pants]
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Lucky break.
The captain gave the go-ahead.
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[sighs] Let's toast to you
and your daughter, Tarasenko.
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Give us a speech.
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-Come on, guys. Speech! Speech! Speech!
-Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!
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Shh!
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Comrades, dear friends,
today is a special day.
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Today, my beautiful daughter was born.
I've never been prouder.
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And on my birthday, no less. [chuckles]
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LIEUTENANT TARASENKO, KGB
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Long live Secretary-General Brezhnev.
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Long live
the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics!
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-Cheers, Comrades.
-[all] Cheers!
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Attention!
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[hatch opens]
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Do you know what the meaning of life is,
Comrade Lieutenant?
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-Comrade Captain.
-At ease.
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Answer the question, Lieutenant.
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-To serve the Soviet Union, Captain!
-Come on. Don't be a fool.
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Sure, you're from the KGB
and our political officer.
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But on board, I'm in charge.
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-Do you smoke, Lieutenant?
-No, Comrade Captain!
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Of course you do.
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All right, sit down. Here.
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The meaning of life, Lieutenant,
is daughters.
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You know, sons are nothing but trouble.
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They drink, fight.
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Nothing but disappointment,
but daughters... Yes.
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Well, guys, let's raise a toast!
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What the fuck is this, Lieutenant? Milk?
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Come on, guys! Fetch something stronger.
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-[chuckling]
-What the hell?
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That's it, guys. I'll leave you to it.
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But before I go, I will say this.
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I have decided to grant
Lieutenant Tarasenko leave of duty.
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Sub-lieutenant Kuznetsov,
set course for Klaipėda.
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Yes, Captain!
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We'll drop him off there. Questions?
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None whatsoever, Comrade Captain!
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Thank you!
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Well, then,
celebrate the occasion properly, guys.
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I hereby declare a truce in the Cold War
from now until 0600 tomorrow.
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To your health, guys!
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No, no. Someone must be on watch.
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-Understood?
-Yes, Comrade Captain.
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Right.
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-Cheers, submariners!
-[all cheer]
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Ew! Vodka with milk!
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[background laughter]
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Boys. They are still boys.
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Great, glorious guys.
You, run along and celebrate.
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-Look at him. He got a cigar!
-[laughter]
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Come on here! Come on here!
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Igor, you want some bacon?
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[laughs]
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-[Popov] You've changed the course, right?
-[Kuznetsov] What?
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-[Popov] Captain's orders.
-[Kuznetsov] Son of a bitch! That's right.
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-Okay. Here we go.
-You need to find out the coordinates.
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Guys, a party without dancing is no party.
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-Hey, I'm working here!
-Sergey, didn't you hear me call for you?
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The Cold War is on hold. Let's go!
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Coming, coming...
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There we go...
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Done! Implement.
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-Sergey! Sergey!
-What?
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-Is this a five or a six?
-Just do it!
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Come on! Close the door
so we don't disturb the captain.
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[chattering and laughter]
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THE NATIONAL BORDER
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[weather forecaster] ...or moderate gale.
Gåsefjärden, south-westerly breeze.
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The Öresund Channel
and the southern Baltic Sea,
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stiff westerly breeze,
tonight, increasing to strong winds.
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Hanö Bay and southern Öland,
strong gale, moderate visibility.
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THE JANSSON BROTHERS - FISHERMEN
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-The flag?
-It's down.
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All right.
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That's this day behind us, then.
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Well, it was no worse than yesterday.
Or what do you think?
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No better either,
if you look at it that way.
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Are you sure?
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-What?
-The flag.
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I'm just going to check something.
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Christ...
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The meaning of life is daughters.
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[laughter, chattering]
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[vomits]
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-To my daughter!
-Cheers! Cheers!
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-May she grow up happy!
-[all] May she grow up happy!
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-Press it down!
-[raucous laughter]
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[cheering, calling out]
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[roars]
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[laughter]
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[plays upbeat melody]
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[all chanting]
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[raucous yelling]
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[laughs]
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-[Popov] Sergey!
-[Kuznetsov] Not now.
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I'm going to hit the bullseye.
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-[Popov] I looked at your coordinates...
-Not now!
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[Popov] Comrade, it's not clear
how you calculated the coordinates.
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We're still heading east, right?
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-[tremendous bang]
-[grunting]
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-[heavy rumbling]
-[yelling, screaming]
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[whir of engine]
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[distant bang]
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What might that have been?
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Uh, Olofsson doesn't haul up his boat
at this time of the year, does he?
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Well, you never know with Olofsson, but...
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this late at night?
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Right,
how about a round before we turn in?
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I have to get up early tomorrow, so, uh...
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No.
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-Take the small skiff.
-I don't trust the big one.
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I'll check the pistons tomorrow
while you're away.
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[grunts]
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-Have you set your alarm?
-Yeah.
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-Good.
-[grunts]
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-[yawns]
-[grunts]
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-Good night.
-Good night.
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[rumbling]
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[panting]
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This is what I call a party!
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Are... are we in Klaipėda already?
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Woo! [laughs]
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[birdsong]
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Nope...
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[pants]
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No.
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Nothing in that net today.
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But I wasn't expecting there to be anyway.
[sniffs]
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The wind's completely wrong.
It's the north-westerly.
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Right.
Let's check the other seven, Bettan.
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Ah. You're not cold, are you? No.
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-Off we go. [sniffs]
-[rumbling]
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[rumbling]
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Popov?
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Comrade Captain.
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Uh, no severe hull damage,
but she's firmly aground.
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Full astern.
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I said full astern!
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[rumbling]
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[Popov] Comrade Captain,
should we telegraph for help?
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We? I decide what to do next!
And you shut up!
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Uh...
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Comrade Captain...
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I told you to shut your mouth.
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Oh, no, we're not going over there today.
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We'll check the other seven
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-some other time.
-[engine starts]
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[Captain Peskov] What was that?
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Did anyone spot us?
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-[Harry] You're back early.
-[Gustav] Well... [sniffles]
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-[Gustav exhales]
-Let me guess.
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Nothing in net number one,
and nothing in number two or three either.
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No. Number one was empty.
You're right so far.
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But, uh...
I came back home after that.
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There's a submarine on Torhamnaskär.
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On Torhamnaskär? What's it doing there?
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I didn't want to go up and ask.
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-I think it's foreign.
-Foreign?
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So that's what, made that noise yesterday?
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Should we call someone?
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Well, we have a phone line now,
so let's put it to some use.
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-Who should we call?
-Well... someone.
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-Maybe Björklund at the Home Guard.
-Oh, no. Not Björklund.
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Not until he returns
the hammer he borrowed.
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Uh, that was 20 years ago.
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Then it's about time, isn't it?
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[Monika] Fine, I'll pick the kids up then,
since your job clearly is so important.
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I just work for the prime minister.
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[phone ringing]
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I don't have time for this anymore.
Someone's calling on line two. Mm.
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-I have to work. Bye.
-[phone ringing]
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-The government offices. Good morning.
-[Gustav] Well, uh, good morning.
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This is Gustav, Gustav Jansson, and...
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I was out on the water this morning.
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Well, before dawn.
You want to get started early.
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Emptying the nets takes time,
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and you don't want the fish
to get stuck in the nets and die and such.
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-Sorry, to whom may I connect you?
-Well, you see, my brother Harry and I...
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We really don't want to cause any fuss.
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At first, we thought
we'd call the Home Guard,
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but Björklund is their boss.
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But we don't exactly see eye to eye
with each other. Um...
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Since quite a few years back, actually,
but I'll spare you the details.
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Kindly state whom you want to speak to
and what this is about.
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It's about the emptying of eight nets.
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And now, this morning,
I could only empty one.
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For starters, the wind wasn't right.
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But there's also a...
a submarine blocking the other seven.
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Well, we thought the prime minister
might want to know seeing that...
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-Your name was Jansson?
-That's correct.
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Mr. Jansson, can you even grasp
how busy the Prime Minister is?
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Well, I... I don't know if I can.
Should I be able to?
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Probably not.
So I suggest that you toughen up
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and try to empty the nets
without the prime minister's help.
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If the wind turns,
things usually work out. Right?
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And in the event that a submarine,
a carrier or perhaps a mermaid pops up,
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just ask them to move,
because the ocean belongs to everyone.
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Goodbye! All right. Goodbye.
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[disconnect tone]
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Uh... Uh...
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Well? What did they say?
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Uh, well, they said they thought it would
work itself out if only the wind turns.
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-In what direction?
-They didn't say.
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I say we call the newspaper,
and maybe they'll write about it.
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Then the prime minister might read it
if he has the time.
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We can't stand here all day calling people
left, right, and center. Huh?
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We should've never gotten a phone!
I knew it from the start.
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Right, well, we still have seven nets
to empty out there.
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It'd probably be best for business
if the submarine disappeared.
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Yes.
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-[alarm dings in background]
-Hey, nitwit, where are we?
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-Uh, halfway up on land, Captain...
-That much I understand, you idiot.
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Which country are we in?
If we're in the USSR,
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maybe we'll get off easy
with 30 years in Siberia.
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Answer me, goddammit!
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Where are we? Where?
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I... I didn't finish the calculations.
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We've been working all night,
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but I estimate
that we are about 162 nautical miles
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west of Klaipėda, Comrade Captain.
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-We're in Lithuania?
-Yes, Lithuania.
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Or rather no, Comrade Captain.
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Apparently, we're in... Sweden.
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Sweden? Shit.
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Shit!
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Where's Tarasenko?
-Over there, sleeping.
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Oh! Comrade Captain, old chap.
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I'm not your damn chap.
You're the political officer, idiot.
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Get up and do your job! Understood?
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Uh, according to my calculations, we are
19 nautical miles into Swedish waters.
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That's six nautical miles
from the city of Karlskrona.
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Son of a bitch.
245
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:14,480
[Tarasenko] Why are we here?
246
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:17,880
We're supposed to be in Klaipėda
for my leave.
247
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:21,160
You can forget about your leave, dumbass!
248
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:24,360
You'll be court-martialed!
249
00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:26,640
Someone fucked up the coordinates.
250
00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:27,840
Someone?
251
00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:32,240
Uh, it might have been me.
252
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,920
Shit! Goddamn it!
253
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:40,920
Karlsgryne?
254
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:45,040
Karls... Karlskrona. Karls...
255
00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:50,280
-[woman] Evening Post, Bengtsson speaking.
-[Gustav] Well, Good morning, Mrs. Editor.
256
00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:53,600
My name is Gustav, uh, Gustav Jansson.
257
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:58,760
And I... I was out this morning
emptying the nets, and...
258
00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,960
Never mind. I'll get straight to it.
259
00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:05,000
My brother, he says
you'll give us a reward of 50 kronor
260
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:10,720
if we tip you off that there's
a foreign submarine on Torhamnaskär.
261
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,000
Is that correct?
262
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,080
[knocking]
263
00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:18,160
[heavy knocking]
264
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:19,400
Enter.
265
00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:20,520
[door opens]
266
00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:23,880
[clears throat]
267
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,680
You called for me, Comrade Captain?
268
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:29,400
I need you to send a message to Moscow.
269
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:33,320
Navigational system out of order. Stop.
270
00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:36,280
Swedish territorial waters. Stop.
271
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:39,960
Possible diplomatic complications. Stop.
272
00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:41,640
And add our coordinates.
273
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:47,480
-Is that all, Comrade Captain?
-Isn't that enough?
274
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:52,000
Should I congratulate Comrade Brezhnev
on his glorious anniversary?
275
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:55,400
Not at all, Comrade Captain,
I was just thinking...
276
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:58,040
What were you thinking?
What were you thinking, huh?
277
00:20:58,120 --> 00:21:02,440
Comrade Captain, as far as I know,
the navigational system isn't broken.
278
00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:06,560
Then make damn sure it's broken.
279
00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:08,360
Understood!
280
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:31,640
[glass smashes]
281
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:36,120
[sobs softly]
282
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:39,160
[sighs]
283
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,800
THE KREMLIN MOSCOW
PEACE TO THE WORLD
284
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:13,840
You move like a child. Hurry up.
285
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,200
LEONID BREZHNEV, SECRETARY-GENERAL
286
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:47,760
So, that means the operation has failed?
287
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:52,680
Answer me, you sons of bitches!
288
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:54,400
[clears throat]
289
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:57,800
-It has, Comrade Secretary-General.
-[click of typewriter]
290
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,800
Actually, no, Comrade Brezhnev.
291
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:07,120
Everything was going according to plan
292
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:12,040
until Captain Peskov
got stuck on that rock.
293
00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:13,120
[clears throat]
294
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:20,000
If the Secretary-General allows it,
I will try to explain.
295
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:25,320
Explain it,
so that a senile idiot would understand.
296
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:29,640
Um, Operation Archipelago
went according to plan.
297
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:35,480
All participants nearly...
nearly achieved their goals.
298
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:40,320
The only thing that remained
was to place radio beacons and mines.
299
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:42,760
For reasons still unclear to us...
300
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:45,120
Captain...
301
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:49,920
Peskov decided to change course
from Kaliningrad,
302
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,080
thereby entering territorial waters.
303
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:57,560
And this is when you suspended
the operation?
304
00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:01,920
I'm afraid so, Comrade Brezhnev.
305
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:07,280
You two cowards can leave.
306
00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:12,520
And the puppy will stay here with me.
307
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:14,920
Mm.
308
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:20,920
[door closes]
309
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,000
-[glass thumps on table]
-[Brezhnev grunts]
310
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:25,640
Well, what's your name?
311
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:29,440
Oh, never mind.
312
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:31,800
Puppy it is.
313
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:38,440
I'm having a hard time
remembering things lately.
314
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,600
Like that guy's last name...
315
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:46,640
-What is it again?
-Peskov.
316
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:49,880
-Who?
-Captain Peskov.
317
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:52,920
Um, what about him?
318
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:58,560
He's the one that's run the sub aground
in the Swedish archipelago.
319
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:04,240
Then he'll be court-martialed. Listen.
320
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:09,680
What does what's-his-name know
about all of this?
321
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:12,880
-Who?
-The cowboy.
322
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:17,800
-The cowboy?
-Yes, the cowboy.
323
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:38,680
[Reagan]
Have you heard the story about three dogs?
324
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:41,760
No, Mr. President. Please, do tell.
325
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:48,480
Well, there was an American dog,
and a Polish dog, and a Russian dog.
326
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:51,200
And they were all having a visit,
and the American dog
327
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:54,400
was telling them about the way things were
in this country.
328
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:58,280
And he said, "You know, you can bark,
and then somebody comes along
329
00:25:58,360 --> 00:26:00,160
and gives you some meat."
330
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,560
And the Polish dog said,
"Well, what's meat?"
331
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:06,480
And then the Russian dog,
he said, "What's bark?"
332
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:08,800
-"What's b..."
-[laughter]
333
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,720
Pull!
334
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:18,760
[gunshot]
335
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,720
-[Reagan grunts]
-[aide] Nice shot, Mr. President.
336
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,920
What do you mean? I missed one of 'em.
337
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,120
[aide] Because, you know, when it...
338
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:33,080
Mr. President, look over there.
Is that the General?
339
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:38,400
All right, let's go.
340
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:41,040
Looks like General Cooper's up early
this morning.
341
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:47,720
-Mr. President, we have a situation.
-What's going on, General?
342
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:51,920
The Russians have launched
a potential attack against Sweden.
343
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,480
As far as we know,
they've made an insurgence
344
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:57,160
close to Sweden's
largest naval marine base.
345
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:58,320
Potential?
346
00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:02,000
I assume
those bastards have nukes involved.
347
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:05,400
The situation is still a bit unclear,
Mr. President.
348
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:09,800
Well, let's go clear things up, then.
Get the choppers ready for Washington.
349
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,280
And get me the Swedish prime minister
on the phone!
350
00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:14,320
Absolutely, Mr. President.
351
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:27,320
[phone ringing]
352
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:29,760
[bleating of sheep, lowing of cattle]
353
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:37,720
[Solveig] Honey, will you answer it?
354
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:39,560
[Thorbjörn] Yeah!
355
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:44,880
[phone continues ringing]
356
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:49,440
Hello, Thorbjörn speaking.
357
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:51,080
THORBJÖRN FÄLLDIN, PRIME MINISTER
358
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:52,800
-Hello?
-[disconnect tone]
359
00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:57,560
-[Solveig] Who was it?
-No, I was too slow.
360
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:02,400
They'll call again
if it's something important.
361
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:06,240
[distant bleat of sheep]
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