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♪ If you want this man to go

♪ With all his things

♪ On out the door

♪ Well, you're right

♪ On track, baby

Emily, I wish I could freeze

these moments

and tell you

that your life story

will be a happy one,

just as your time swinging

from this old oak tree,

that there will never be a fall,

but I cannot.

♪ Yes, you're right

♪ On track, baby

♪ Oh, you are near the end

♪ Now it's just a matter

♪ Of time

♪ Oh, you're right

♪ On track, baby

♪ Oh, you are near the end

♪ Now it's just a matter

♪ Of time

♪ Oh, you're right

♪ On track, baby

♪ Oh, you are right

♪ On track, baby

♪ If you want to be alone

I will always do my best

to be your friend and protector.

I'll always do my best

for both you and your mother.

♪ Oh, you're right

♪ On track, baby

♪ 'Cause I won't stand

♪ For another day

♪ Feeling sorry

♪ For your sorry fate

♪ So you're right

♪ On track, baby

♪ Oh, you are near the end

This is a story about Emily

and the weekend

she called her friends

to be with her.

♪ Oh, you are right

♪ On track, baby

♪ Oh, you are near the end

♪ Now it's just a matter

♪ Of time

♪ Oh, you are right

♪ On track, baby

♪ Yeah, baby, baby

♪ It's just a matter

♪ Of time now

♪ Baby

Most of my life,

I've been a storyteller.

Most of my life,

I've told those stories

to hide from what's true.

♪ Baby, baby

But this story, your story,

is true.

♪ Mm-hmm

♪ Oh, you're right

♪ On track, baby

♪ Well, you're right

♪ On track, baby

Hey, this is Zoey.

I'm not here right now

or at least I can't come

to the phone.

Leave a message.

And if I like you,

I'll call you back.

Tell me to fuck you.

Come on. Say it.

Fuck me harder.

Good.

Fuck me harder.

Oh, yeah.

Oh! Jesus!

Mom!

Oh, oh.

You son of a bitch!

My God!

Mom, you read the sign?

Mom, stop.

Now you understand.

Mom! Mom!

Mom, don't you dare.

Stop! Stop!

Oh, my God!

Hey, I'm leaving.

I've never seen anything

so disgusting!

Fuck me harder.

Fuck me harder, you little slut.

What the fuck did you say?

I said fuck me harder,

you little slut.

You motherfucker!

I'm cleaning your room!

Mom, don't you dare

clean my room!

Mom, don't clean my room!

I'm cleaning it!

Hey, this is Zoey.

I'm leaving a message for T.J.

if you're you still

hanging out there.

Hey, T.J., I wanna know

if you're going up

to Emmy's this weekend.

If you are, got room for me?

See you.

♪ And if it were up to me... cry

♪ Oh, angel

♪ Oh, my little honey pie

Hey, where are you going?

I don't even know where I am.

Can I come?

The train leaves

in 10 seconds.

10, 9, 8...

Wait. It's all right there.

6, 5...

♪ You said do you have

♪ A life, baby?

♪ I said maybe I know

♪ What you want from me

♪ Hey, I want to

♪ It's all you wanna do

♪ Show me respect

♪ 'Cause I'm a lady

♪ Angel, oh

♪ My little honey pie

Where are we going?

To see some old friends.

Whoo-hoo!

Hey, Zack, it's Zoey.

I know you're coming

from New York.

I hope you're gonna make it up

to Emmy's this weekend.

Miss you.

♪ In the midnight shift

♪ At a coffeehouse

♪ I caught your crafty

♪ Little grin

Hi.

You've reached the home

of Penelope and Jules.

We're not in at the moment

because we're up

wasting our time

with Jules' high school friends

and...

Enough already. Let's go.

Shut up, Jules.

Oh.

Fuck!

♪ You're gonna be

♪ My lone stranger

♪ Well, hit me now

♪ Don't hesitate

♪ 'Cause there's no

♪ Second chance

♪ In the world today

♪ I forgive you

♪ It might feel strange

♪ If we get it right

♪ We might just fly

♪ Well, baby, baby

♪ Don't you tell me

♪ You're not going to ride

Did you hurt

your little pee-pee?

Funny. Very funny.

Can you put out the cigarette,

please?

Where do you want me

to put it?

Sara, that's...

Mm-hmm.

Sara, that's,

I mean, that's... that's big.

I felt it move.

Did you feel that?

Yeah.

You're pregnant.

I thought maybe

you just ballooned up, you know,

slammin' doughnuts

or somethin'.

I'm kidding.

I'm kidding.

Who knew?

I'm gonna do the right thing.

I'll be there for you

and the baby.

Listen, I can get responsible.

I can step up to the plate.

I'm gonna move out of Mom's.

I'm gonna get a job.

I can do it.

I can do that.

Mm-hmm.

Harrison, we've never had sex.

We've never dated.

Right. Oh, gee.

Oh, thank God.

I didn't mean that, but I mean,

it's like... whew.

For a second there,

I thought we'd be kinda like

hookin' up and... I do.

I do.

Like, wouldn't that be weird,

like, what??

You see a little me

and you running around

like that?

How come we never...

Harrison, we don't have

to talk about this anymore.

Let's just go try

and have a good weekend.

♪ Ooh

♪ And now you wanna apologize

♪ You wanna stick around

♪ So it must've been

♪ Pretty rough

♪ I say, hey, that's not...

♪ But, baby, this time around

♪ In another life

Hey, thanks a lot.

Ah!

Ah!

Get in.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe this.

Hey.

Hey.

♪ I never wanna let you down

You waited for me?

Did not.

Did so.

You always wait for me.

♪ Here I go

♪ Here I go

♪ Here I go

Oh.

Ah!

Oh-ho.

Ooh, one of California's

top litigators makes some time

for some old friends...

Billable hours,

don't kid yourself.

Get over here.

Ah!

Ooh, oh.

Been working out, huh?

I've missed you,

little monkey.

Hey, look at you.

Ah! Triple...

Oh, no one tells me anything.

It's nothing.

You look gorgeous.

How come you didn't tell me

your sister's pregnant?

Ahem.

Uh, oh.

Hey.

Zoey.

Sara, you look amazing.

Thanks.

So are we gonna go in

or what?

So where do you keep

the key at?

Under the rug

by the kitchen door.

Right.

Hello?

Emily?

Oh, my God.

That is so much fun.

I wanna do that again, T.J.

Who is that?

Relax. Relax.

Just don't embarrass me.

Hey, it's T.J.

Watch the chrome.

I meant the thing

on the back.

Well, that's just the flavor

of the month.

What's her name?

Vanilla,

but my friends call me Paula.

So it is Vanilla

or is it Paula?

Kinda both, I guess.

So what's the amalgamation?

Amalga what?

The connection.

Oh, that's easy.

It's kinda like a story.

My birth certificate says

Vanilla.

And that's what they called me

till I was 12.

And then they called me Nilla,

and then they called me Nile.

Hmm.

Then they called me Brazil...

Mm.

'Cause, you know,

the River Nile runs through it.

What?

Nothing.

I didn't like that name much

'cause it sounded

like a candy bar or something.

So they changed it,

and they called me Paula.

Oh! Sao Paulo.

That's the capital of Brazil.

Sao Paulo, Paula.

Oh.

See the demalgamation?

Amalgamation.

Amalgamation.

All this.

All right.

How you doin'?

Good. How are you?

Good.

Hey, you guys wouldn't happen

to know Emily, would you?

Her family owns the house

up on the hill.

Little Emily?

Sure, we know her.

Have you seen her around

at all?

Boy, I haven't seen Emily

in quite a while.

Yeah, a long time.

Crank.

Crank, here it comes.

Oh. It's a good year.

He told me he liked

that kind of stuff.

The dirtier, the better.

What do you mean dirty?

"Oh, baby, fuck me harder.

Make my pussy wet,"

stuff like that.

Ooh, baby, fuck me harder.

Yeah, kinda like that.

So what's the problem?

So I'm sitting there

with my head under the water

in the shower feeling good,

scrub-a-dub-dub,

everything's cool, right,

when I... all of a sudden

I hear something, right?

I look behind me and... what?

So like, I'm alone, right?

Not a fuckin' soul, right?

Right?

Right.

Wrong. Wrong.

Standing there were these

three dudes, fuckin' huge,

BMFs all of them.

BMFs?

Big motherfuckers.

They walk right

into your bathroom?

It's not my bathroom, Harry.

I'm in the fucking

federal correctional

facility prison when this...

I'm talking about prison, man.

Right.

Jesus Christ.

So anyway,

the steam's rising,

these dudes started smiling

at me and shit.

I'm shitting bullets,

right?

Crickets.

Crickets?

Yeah, crickets.

It's an expression.

Total silence, tension.

So quiet you can hear

the cricket.

Harry understands.

There are crickets

in the bathroom.

Oh.

No?

No.

What do you mean

double digits?

You're not paying attention.

Their shit is huge,

and I'm about to get

a taste test, you follow?

Yeah.

I do what I do best.

Bullshit.

I said, "Hey, guys."

"Do what you gotta do

'cause I got the virus."

How did they respond to that?

Respond?

I don't know how they responded

to anything.

I do, however, know

what they said.

They said,

"Don't worry, sweet cakes.

We already got the virus."

Oh, man.

He told me to say

those things,

and then he told me

that he hated my mouth.

You know, that I was a slut.

See this?

It's a cigar burn.

So I got really mad,

and then I left.

And that's when I met T.J.

And just when they've got me

up against the wall,

butt cheeks akimbo,

about to let me have it

in the sphincter,

I wake up.

A dream? A dream?

You just spent 20 minutes

narrating a goddamn dream?

Fuck, yeah, it was a dream.

You think I'd be telling this

to your face

if it really happened?

Oh, Jesus.

So what's the point?

I'm gettin' there.

So I look over to my right

and there's this chick

layin' there

and she's got her finger

in my ass.

Oh, yeah.

There is something

seriously wrong with you.

Nothin' wrong with me, man.

I was just sleeping,

violated.

Ain't nothing wrong with me.

Really?

You should get yourself checked.

Ain't nothing wrong with me.

Right, Harry?

No.

So that girl...

That girl you're talking about,

is that Paula?

Who's Paula?

I'm 23, and I'm gonna be 24.

A 23-year-old?

Yeah.

About to be 20...

Four.

Interesting.

Hey, how was your trip?

You guys went on a trip

a while back, right?

Emily planned a trip?

Yeah, last year.

Well,

I'm a little bit behind,

so maybe you could fill me in

on how it was.

It was great.

No way.

Hello.

No way.

I didn't think

you guys would show.

Oh, my God.

Well, I knew it.

Yeah.

You said you would.

Yeah.

Well, welcome

to the Pleasure Dome, ladies.

Yeah.

Tate, why don't you fetch

these pretty girls

a couple of cocktails?

Thanks, bud.

Come on, let's meet everybody.

Oh. God.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Do you guys have any idea

where Emily could be?

She's probably with Zack.

Where is he?

Oh, he's in New York,

but he doesn't fly.

It's a musician thing.

That's rich.

Jules, are you getting stoned?

I don't know.

I think

we should call somebody.

I think we should call somebody

like the sheriff's department

or something.

Sorry, darlin'.

This town ain't got no sheriff.

You're a very funny man, T.J.

You lighten up now,

little squirrel.

Do not tell me what to do.

Look, it's getting late.

You know, why don't we all go

to bed?

And maybe she'll show up

in the morning.

Maybe.

Jules, I love you so much.

Oh, come here.

Oh, you're so cute.

♪ Sometimes you can't find

♪ A trace

♪ Of who you thought

♪ Would be you

♪ And you stare at a face

♪ That you thought

♪ You once knew

♪ So you open up your heart

♪ And you look

♪ At what's inside

♪ Sometimes you don't know

♪ What you'll find

♪ Sometimes you're lost

♪ In the thought

♪ Of what you left behind

♪ And you're counting the cost

♪ At the end of the line

♪ You're walking through

♪ A daydream

♪ In the middle of the night

♪ Sometimes when you look

♪ At love

♪ It doesn't feel quite right

♪ Sometimes we look

♪ For answers

♪ Sometimes we look for signs

♪ Sometimes

♪ All we're looking for

♪ Is a little bit more time

♪ Within our shaded places

♪ We realize

♪ We've crossed

♪ Some kind of line

♪ It's best to leave sometimes

♪ Sometimes

Hi.

Hi.

Who are you?

I'm Emily.

Oh.

Hi.

Is everything okay?

I guess.

How are you?

Why don't you go back to bed?

♪ Sometimes

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

What?

Oh, my God!

It's an earthquake!

Get out!

No!

Come on, Jules!

I can't get her!

The rope's too tight!

Lift her higher!

Get over here!

It's still down.

Christ.

Don't start with me,

Penelope.

Did you hear me?

Put it out.

You're sick.

What do you care

what I do, anyway?

In the tractor barn.

Now what do we do?

We wait till the phone

comes back on.

We wait how long?

Shut up!

You didn't even know her.

God.

Okay, I say we put her

in a car,

and we take her down

the mountain.

No, we don't move

that body again

until we talk to somebody.

Hey, that body's got a name.

Oh, great.

Look who's

the English major now.

What was that?

You heard me.

Take your hands off of him,

T.J.

No, buddy.

Come on.

No.

Hey, guys.

What's up?

Zack.

♪ Lot of people talkin'

♪ Lies and deception

♪ And other people sayin'

♪ They wanted more

♪ Well, they wanted more

♪ He was only askin' her

♪ About her connection

♪ And she was only askin' me

♪ About the score

♪ Well, what's the score?

♪ And it's time

♪ For my late-night

♪ Late-night

♪ It's time

♪ For my late-night cigarette

♪ Where are they all goin'

♪ And what are they wantin'?

♪ How come everybody else

♪ Knows what to do?

♪ Yeah, what to do

♪ The newspaper's

♪ Black and white

♪ And it's keeping

Okay.

Thanks.

What?

Well, there's only

one sheriff up here,

and he went down the mountain

last night for a wedding.

He's stuck.

Oh.

Did you call the coroner?

They said to just leave

the body alone.

Well, maybe we should just...

I don't know.

We can't do anything

until the roads open up.

Can't they send

a goddamn helicopter?

They're not gonna send

a helicopter.

If you wanna organize

an airlift, then go ahead.

Be my guest.

No, no. This is great.

This is just great.

I don't really like

helicopters very much.

I'm gonna lose it up here.

We don't even have a television.

What the hell

are we gonna talk about?

Fuck.

Oh, we're not goin' anywhere.

That road is out, totally out.

Yeah, I saw that already.

So this James Dean routine

gettin' you far in life?

All the way from New York.

You still doin'

that music thing,

tryin' to sell...

Yeah, sales.

You're doin' sales, too, right?

What is it, electronics?

Electronics, right.

Yeah, yeah.

Douchebag.

I don't understand.

It's gonna take days

to move a few little rocks?

They're not rocks, sweetie.

They're boulders.

Yeah. Well, whatever.

I don't see why that should...

Someone's gonna have

to break them up

into little pieces

before they can be moved.

So what's your name?

Vanilla.

But her friends

call her Paula.

Well, nice to meet you.

Hey, chips and booze.

Come on, Harrison.

Let's go.

And doughnuts.

Don't forget the doughnuts.

Harrison,

can you get some candy?

Pick me up one of those

stupid shirts, Harry.

Yeah, and don't forget

the cigarettes.

Do you mind?

I'm sorry.

Oh, yeah.

Thanks.

♪ That you really turn me on

♪ Would that little fact

♪ Would it make you

♪ Feel uneasy?

♪ Would you feel

♪ The same tomorrow?

Good morning.

Hey, James.

How you doin'?

Okay.

How's the book coming?

It's coming along.

♪ But if I

♪ If I told you

♪ That every one

♪ Of my little thoughts

♪ Was innocent

♪ Would you

♪ Would you be able

♪ Would you ever be...

Hey.

Excuse me.

Do you live around here?

Yeah.

Any way down this mountain?

Not that I know.

You've got to be kidding me.

♪ If I said the things

♪ That I did yesterday

What?

Just stay on the other side

of me.

♪ I hope you won't go away

Puppies, puppies, puppies.

We got puppies.

Puppies, puppies.

Puppies. Look at the puppies.

Oh, come here.

Come here.

Oh, you're so cute.

♪ Who's the cutest dog

♪ In the world?

♪ You are

♪ You are

♪ Who's the cutest puppy

♪ In the world?

♪ You are

♪ You are

Harrison!

Man, look, the roads

are gonna be closed for a while.

Do you need some weed,

some smokeables?

Smoke?

So how much was the food?

Jules paid.

Jules fronted.

I did not pay.

Let's just get that

straight right now.

What's this?

My share.

No, no. No, no.

That's not gonna work.

Jules, we can deal

with it later.

Let's deal with it now, okay?

We do the math.

That way,

there's no misunderstanding.

Okay, who's got a calculator?

You've gotta be kidding me.

What do you mean?

You think that $245.50

divided by 9

equals that number?

Yeah, why not?

What are you talkin'... what?

'Cause it just doesn't.

Who the fuck says?

Who...

No.

It doesn't... it's not... who's...

It's close enough, all right?

Jesus.

Wait.

Sorry.

No, I'm sorry. No.

No.

No, it's me.

It's me. It's fine.

Do you want me to...

No, no.

It's fine. It's fine.

I'm sorry.

It's just...

Just a little startled.

I'm fine.

I am so happy

that the prettiest little girls

decided to stay late.

You're really beautiful,

you and your sister.

Your mother

must be beautiful, too.

Is she?

Yes.

Your baby's gonna be

really beautiful, too.

Maybe we should say grace

or something.

T.J.?

I'll do it.

Relax,

I'll take care of this.

Amen.

That's great, T.J.

Do you pride yourself

on being such an asshole?

I'm just being myself.

And in this particular moment,

I think that's

an important thing to be.

I think there's something

a little more important

than that, T.J.

It's called respect.

Respect?

I'm not the one who invited us

up here to off myself.

Spend the whole goddamn week

with a dead body...

Emily's body.

Can we not talk about this

right now?

Maybe we should

talk about it now.

Well, I don't want to.

Look, we're here.

Stuck here.

I think we just should try

and make the best of it.

That's a great idea.

I think we should just make

the best of it.

What I mean is maybe

we shouldn't dwell on it.

Okay.

Everyone up.

Our glasses.

I say we move on

with the weekend.

Come on, get 'em up.

Let's go.

We're here.

We move on.

Cheers.

♪ Long way to see you

♪ Once again

♪ I ain't shaking

What are you doing?

She's really something, huh?

She fucked up.

Always one foot out the door,

huh, Zack?

What are you afraid of?

Who are you?

Just like you.

I see you.

You don't see shit.

I loved Emmy

just as much as you did, Zack.

And that is never gonna change.

But you can't keep running.

You wanna know what

I was thinking when you came in?

I was thinking about how wrong

I was in believing

that I knew everyone.

And that the only person

who knew who I really was

is now dead.

Why are you doing this?

'Cause I'm guilty.

No, you're not.

Yes, I am,

and so are you

and everyone else.

We're guilty of not listening.

What Emmy did was selfish,

Zack.

Now who's suffering?

You're not listening to me.

I have to live with the fact

that she died thinking

that I didn't care enough

to come.

Don't do this.

♪ Good-bye to you, my friend

♪ My spirit's empty

♪ In a world without end

♪ I'll have one more cigarette

♪ You could always see me

This is it, folks.

We're officially dry.

Dry meanin'?

Opposite of green,

S-O-L, baby cakes.

Soul?

S-O-L, shit out of luck.

Oh, my God.

No.

Nope.

Oh.

These people

were sellin' puppies.

Oh, they're the cutest

little puppies.

You should've seen them.

You should... oh.

Fine.

What kind of puppies?

I don't know.

They were their puppies,

but they're holdin'.

Cool.

So is... anybody have any dinero?

You betcha.

Holdin' tons of cash on me

right now, my friend.

I'm made of money.

Oh, shit.

I'll tell you something.

I learned...

I don't go through life

with my eyes closed.

I watch,

I listen,

and I learn.

All right, Daisy.

You wanna take a whiz?

There you go.

I feel really stupid.

You look great.

This is wrong.

I don't feel good about this.

You know economics,

supply and demand?

We are supply-less.

I can't do this.

We are out of money

and we're out of pot.

Oh, yeah.

What are you doing?

Makin' a lasso.

Haven't you ever seen

a fuckin' lasso?

Harry, you tie on the bait.

Attagirl.

Pull it in.

Pull.

You know, Harry,

this isn't

a fucking fishing trip, okay?

You got...

You can't just wait for him

to take it.

You gotta lead him in.

Lead, right.

Now put another one on.

Don't tell me you only brought

one hot dog.

One dog.

Shit!

All right. Relax.

Let's just think

of something here.

We need somethin'

that smells like food.

Give me your underwear.

Who is the genius, huh?

Talk to me.

The fuck is everyone?

No. No.

No, don't, don't.

No, no. No, no.

You're a pervert.

We need someone innocent,

naive almost.

Buenos dias.

It's good morning.

What if they ask questions?

You tell them

that you were out running

and you found their dog.

It's not complicated.

Well, I hope

they don't ask questions.

I get real nervous

when they ask questions.

I get real nervous.

It's ringing.

Hello?

She answered.

Hi.

I was on a run this morning

and I think I found your dog.

Honey, they found the dog.

Who is this?

Question...

Vanilla,

but my friends call me Sara.

It's...

Just tell me where you are

and we'll come and get him.

Where do we live?

She wants to know our address.

All right.

Everybody act normal.

Normal!

All right, here they come.

All right.

Where's the dog?

I put him in the shed.

Oh, that's good.

Why don't you go get him?

What are you doing?

Oh.

Murphy's Law.

Who's Murphy?

Anything that can go wrong

will go wrong.

That's who Murphy is.

Oh, shit!

You stole a blind man's dog.

You stole a blind man's dog.

Everybody's got to relax.

This is an obstacle.

Obstacles are meant

to be hurdled.

Hurdled?

You stole a goddamn guide dog

from a blind man.

I didn't steal anything.

I borrowed it.

Borrowed?

You borrowed.

Oh, that's...

The guy's probably walking

into trees right now.

Where the hell is Harry

with the mutt?

Great!

Harry!

Here, doggy.

Here, doggy.

Hey, little doggy.

Here, boy.

Well, you didn't drink

the antifreeze, did you?

Antifreeze is bad.

Here, boy.

Are you asleep?

Are you asleep, doggy?

Let's wake up.

Oh, you're a dead doggy.

Dead?

Blind?

I can't believe

you guys killed

a blind man's dog.

Shut the fuck up, Jules.

T.J., they're almost here.

Oh, my God.

This is unbelievable.

All right, let me think.

What did you tell them

on the phone?

I don't wanna do this

anymore.

Just shut the fuck up

and answer the question.

Did you tell them

what state the dog was in?

California.

T.J., they're almost here.

Come on.

I don't wanna play this

anymore.

Jules' friend Murphy is right.

There is no Murphy,

dumb shit.

If I were a cloud,

I'd rain on you.

Yeah?

Well, if I were a horse,

I'd shit on your head.

How do you like that?

Not much.

You guys, they're here.

Come on.

You're gonna go

to dog killer's prison

for the rest of your life,

you and me,

if you don't tell them

that you found that dog dead,

okay?

I didn't.

Yes, you did.

I didn't.

Yes, you did.

You found the dog dead.

I didn't. I didn't.

Yes, you did.

Come on. Come on.

Hi.

Hi.

Hey.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Are you the young woman

I spoke to on the phone?

Yes.

So where did you find him?

My husband asked you

a question.

I know he did.

I know what's a question.

I was out,

and I was running along.

And?

And there's your dog.

And...

Yeah?

And he was... he's dead.

Oh.

Great.

Oh, God. Oh, my God.

Oh, she's over here.

Over here.

Oh, Daisy.

Oh.

Oh, you sweet baby.

Must have been

a wild berry or something.

I was gonna surprise

you guys.

♪ The winning number

♪ Is your D.O.B.

♪ But you just spaced

♪ And didn't enter

♪ Your last relationship

♪ Is D.O.A.

♪ You wonder

♪ What you really meant to her

♪ Is anyone

♪ Even keeping score anymore?

Hey.

That's so good.

It's nothing.

I mean it.

I think

you're extremely talented.

I'm not good at many things.

That's not true.

It is true.

I can't roller-skate.

I can't ride a bicycle.

I can't do all the things

that everybody else can do.

I'm just different, Harrison.

You know that thing

with T.J. and Jules

and Murphy's Law...

Are you gonna make me feel

stupid, too?

No.

Baby, you're not stupid.

It's stupid.

It's like a dumb expression,

like, finders keepers,

losers weepers,

na, na, na, na, na.

I know

what finders keepers means.

Well, you know, I can explain

Murphy's Law to you

if you want me to.

Okay.

Why would she do that?

Why would she do that?

I don't understand.

I mean, she was so...

All she wanted to do

was make people happy.

I don't know.

Why would anybody

do something like that?

Maybe something happened.

Do you know something?

Uh-oh.

Oh, my God.

How come you guys

never talk about her?

Excuse me.

I'd like to propose a toast.

First, to the lovely

and always unpredictable

Vanilla, whatever the fuck

your name is,

thank you for your honesty,

really.

But most of all,

I'd like to propose a toast

to Emily.

Jesus, Jules.

Jules, you're out of line.

You know,

maybe you're out of line, huh?

Maybe you're out of line.

And you,

you're way the fuck out of line,

aren't you?

Fuck off.

No, fuck you.

Fuck everybody here.

Okay, Jules.

You know,

you guys are all sick.

Stealing a dog for reward money

just so you can get stoned,

pretending that everything's

par for the course.

Here we go.

Here we go what, T.J.?

Here we go

with the golf analogies, Jules.

Fuck you.

Don't think

I don't see right through you.

I apologize.

I'm sorry.

I'm no better

than anybody else here.

It's just that someone

I've known for a very long time,

probably the healthiest person

I've ever known,

is now lying out in a barn

and I feel surprisingly

all right.

But maybe

I just don't really know

how to quite deal with that.

Paula, I could use a drink

right now.

Yes, Paula.

Paula, please pass me that

because I have the thirst

of a happy man.

I am a happy, happy man.

You lying son of a bitch.

Sweetie, something to add?

Everything's

gonna change now, Jules.

And you better learn

to accept that,

'cause you try

and bury this one,

you're gonna wind up

hanging from a tree as well.

Are you feeling all right,

honey, because maybe you should

just go to bed.

His whole life

has been a lie.

Even up to the one thing,

the one person

he actually cared about.

Well, you know what,

she's gone now, dead.

So why don't you just admit

that your heart is bleeding?

Not another word.

Not one word.

You think

I can't feel your pain?

You think I can't feel it?

Shut up, Penelope.

Shut up.

My husband and I

have not made love

in four years.

And in all that time,

I've had exactly four lovers,

four meaningless,

pathetic affairs,

one for every year

that you've ignored me.

If you don't shut

the fuck up,

I'm gonna rip

this fucking place apart.

Yeah? Well, go ahead.

Do it.

Yeah, Jules married me.

But he didn't love me.

He loved Emily.

Your perfect

little friend Emily

had my husband hooked

for our entire marriage.

Always calling,

always checking up on us.

It's called

being a good friend.

No.

It's called stealing my husband.

Look, I don't owe any of you

a damn thing.

So don't look at me

like I need to explain myself.

Our little bond of friendship

was over a long time ago.

The only person

I ever owed anything to is dead.

The only person

you ever owed anything to?

What about me?

What about your wife?

Am I all right?

Do I look all right to you?

Do I?

Shut up!

Let me fill you in

on something.

Your little girlfriend

hung herself from a tree

in front of all of her friends.

She's a selfish...

Shut the fuck up!

Just fucking shut up!

Jules, relax.

Stay out!

Fucking get out of here!

Dude, just chill out.

Chill out!

Oh!

Jules!

Fucking son of a bitch!

Hey, this is

your friend Emily's...

Yeah, what do you want?

Well, look what I found

in her glove box, okay?

You don't think

that she had planned this?

Penny, calm down.

Give me the gun.

She planned this all along.

But she decided what?

To hang herself...

Penny!

Was more dramatic.

She's a selfish...

Oh, my God!

Jesus!

May I ask you a question?

Of course.

When was the first time

you were with a woman?

Why do you ask?

High school.

Our high school?

Who with?

I thought you knew.

No. Do I know her?

Emily.

It's not what you think.

I...

I was a baby,

I was totally confused.

And I started finding myself

attracted to women,

their shapes,

their skin, everything.

And I cried

to Emily every night.

And she just helped me

find myself one night.

Are you sure

she just wasn't... by you?

Yeah.

You remember that book

from when we were kids

called The Giving Tree?

I think.

Well, it's about

a relationship

between this little boy

and a big apple tree.

And it spans like 50 years

or something.

And this tree sees

the boy grow old

and fall in love,

suffer loss, everything.

And the tree,

when the boy's hungry,

gives him apples.

And when the boy grows older

and wants to build a house,

the tree gives him his branches.

I always thought of Emily

as our giving tree.

I always thought

that she would be our shade.

Why did she do it?

I'm so sorry, Alex.

I'm so sorry.

Listen, I just...

You know what I feel like,

Jules?

I feel like you bought in

to this whole thing.

Good-looking guy,

has a hot wife, you know,

hot babe for a wife.

What the hell is that about?

Yeah.

I'm making a social comment.

I'm talking

about our generation.

No. Shut up.

Jesus Christ.

He doesn't know

what he's talking about, really.

Look, Kennedy was the man,

okay?

I'm just...

Kennedy was the...

Listen. No, no, no.

I'll tell you something

about Kennedy.

He was a liar,

he was an adulterer,

and you're living in a fantasy

about who he really was.

I'm not talking

about trivialities.

It was Camelot.

He was famous, and he was loved.

And when he died,

the entire country...

And I mean the entire country...

Shared a moment together.

We became stronger

with his death.

When was he shot?

November 22, 1963.

And when were you born,

Jules?

December 6, 1967.

You weren't even born yet.

No, I mean...

You were not born yet.

I'm talking about we

in the cultural sense.

The cultural we.

Just ask anyone

from our parents' generation

where they were

the day Kennedy was shot

and they'll tell you.

It was without a doubt

the single most important moment

of this century.

Okay?

I mean, a moment

like they shared bonds

a generation.

Kennedy was a leader.

He had...

A big dick.

He was bangin' Marilyn.

That's who Kennedy was.

Jesus.

Paula kind of reminds me

of Marilyn Monroe.

Yeah.

Yeah, she does.

I could see that, totally.

She does.

So there's this creek

we all used

to go swimming in, right?

Mm-hmm.

And all the guys

would get up on this huge rock

and they would dive off.

But I couldn't.

Why not?

Because I told myself

I couldn't dive.

So I went to Emily for help.

She goes, "It's time

to take the bull by the horns."

Bull by the horns.

You know, it's not important.

So one day, while I'm watching

all these guys dive,

you know what she did?

She pushed me off the cliff,

into the water.

You dove?

I belly flopped.

Extremely painful.

I will never try it again.

But the idea is a good one.

So I'm gonna take you,

I'm gonna put you on that bike

and we're gonna go down

that hill.

This hill?

Whoo!

Hi.

Hi.

I'm James.

I met you at the store

the other day.

I'm the guy with the beard,

and I had...

I know.

Looks like your friends

are making the most

of being stuck up here.

Yeah.

We're doing the best we can.

You wanna take a walk?

So I would really love

to read something

that you wrote sometime.

"Love." Hmm.

Yeah.

Yeah?

I'll pick something up

sometime, okay?

I can't do this.

Yes, you can.

You're doin' it.

You're doin' it, baby.

You're ridin' a bike.

You're ridin' a bike.

No, I can't.

Yes, you are.

Don't give up.

Keep in the middle.

Keep in the middle.

No!

Ooh, Jesus.

♪ And I will catch you

♪ When you fall

♪ 'Cause I'm the eagle

So how many months?

Eight.

So where's the father?

Well, he's not around

anymore.

So you're gonna raise it

by yourself?

Yeah. Yes, I am.

That's kinda selfish.

I mean, it takes two people

to make a baby, you'd think it'd

take two people to raise a baby.

It's not like

it was a choice that I made.

I mean, you don't have

any idea...

You said

you'd like to read something

that I wrote, right?

Well, I got this great piece

about a boy being raised

without a father.

Sorry.

Yeah, he didn't

know any better.

♪ Sticks and stones

♪ And I will catch you

♪ When you fall

♪ I learned to fly

♪ Far from my home

♪ And I will catch you

♪ When you fall

♪ I'm the eagle

♪ Who came to call

♪ And I will catch you

♪ When you fall

I'm sorry.

I've been up here a long time.

My social graces

are just like...

It's okay. I should go.

It was really nice

walking with you.

♪ And I will catch you

♪ When you fall

♪ 'Cause I'm the eagle

♪ Who came to call

I'd really love to read it.

♪ When you fall

♪ I will catch you

♪ When you fall

♪ I will catch you

♪ When you fall

How was your ride?

It was fun.

You like Harry, don't you?

Yes, I do.

He's a good guy.

Oh, shit.

What's wrong?

You all right?

Yeah. Did I ever

show you this?

Look at this little baby

right here, 12 stitches.

Ouch.

18 stitches and a concussion.

I practically went blind

for five minutes.

Blind?

I got a scar, too.

I do.

Here, just... get in position.

Just keep your arm straight,

eye on the ball.

Go ahead.

I don't expect you

to understand

the decisions I make

or the things I do, Jules.

I surround myself with filth

and I stink.

It's just what I've become.

Okay, Harrison,

it's all up to you.

You have one charade left

and a minute and 10 seconds

to do it,

otherwise that team takes it.

This isn't fair.

No talking.

Okay, 3, 2, 1, go.

Famous person...

No talking.

Okay, okay, famous person.

Famous person.

Famous male person.

Famous male person.

Okay, two words.

Two words.

First word.

First word.

Two syllables.

Two syllables.

Are you serious?

We can do it.

50 seconds.

Yeah.

Hump, uh... Hunchback

of Notre-Dame!

Yay.

No. Okay.

Uh, a camel? Camel man.

Camel man! Camel man! Camel man!

What the hell is camel man?

There's no camel man.

Okay, okay.

What is it?

Sex.

Sex. Sex. Fucking.

Ah, fucking, fucking,

fuck me, fuck you.

Fucking really going...

Slow down, slow down.

Calm down.

25 seconds.

Come on, come on.

What, what?

Hopping, hopping...

Ah, ah, humping! Humping!

Humping. Humphrey Bogart!

Humphrey Bogart!

No, no.

Ah, second word, second word.

15 seconds.

Taking a crap, unload...

Growling, brown brawler.

Brown brawler?

What are you doing?

Crap, um, crap,

shit, taking a load,

what else is there?

Something, help.

Dump, dump.

Dump.

Dump!

Five seconds.

Okay, humping, jumping,

humping and jumping,

humping, jumping, Humpty Dumpty!

Humpty Dumpty! Humpty Dumpty!

I haven't had my hair braided

in a long time.

So who's the father?

Whose father?

You know, I asked your sister

about the pregnancy

and you know what she said?

Ow.

Sorry.

♪ It's just another day

♪ In my life

I know we haven't talked

a lot these last few months.

I miss that.

I'm sorry the way

things turned out.

♪ It's just another day

♪ In my life without you

We would've been just fine.

It would have been just fine.

♪ I believed

♪ In what you said

♪ I was...

♪ And now

♪ It's just another day

♪ In my life without you

♪ It's just another day

♪ In my life

♪ I'll never know

♪ Just another...

Ooh!

Sara, why don't you come

join us?

You boys wanna dance?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Whoo!

Sara, why don't you come

join us?

I'm not interested

in watching a show.

How long is this gonna go on,

Sara?

I see the way you look at me.

It's obvious to everyone.

Why can't you look at me?

I am your big sister,

we're supposed to have a bond.

You're my big sister.

You're supposed to look

after me,

that is our bond.

I am not like you.

I cannot make things go away

or pretend

like things never happened.

I don't know

what you're talking about.

Yes, you do.

No, I don't.

Yes, you do.

No, I don't.

Yes, you do!

You told me to forget it.

You told me

that it would go away

and I tried!

I am still trying!

The doctor made me feel

like I'm crazy.

I am not crazy!

This is not pretend.

What's goin' on, you guys?

She'll be okay.

Don't you talk to me

like I'm not here!

Sara, what's wrong with you?

Just leave us alone

for a minute.

This is something

between sisters.

You are not my sister.

Sisters protect one another.

I needed you!

Why do you keep saying that?

What did I do that was so bad?

Things are not because of me!

This is not my fault!

I've tried! I've tried.

I tried to protect you.

Get over here.

Get the glass out.

Oh, man.

Get the glass out.

Ay-yay-yay-yay.

Zoey, why do you think

she killed herself?

Because all she ever tried to do

was make things okay.

And when something sick

and horrible happened to us,

she didn't know how

to make it okay anymore.

Zoey, it killed her.

Hey, buddy.

Hey.

I'm good.

I am so happy

that the prettiest little girls

decided to stay late.

Oh, my God.

Mm.

Come on, boys.

Anyone wanna dance?

Come on, come on.

We'd love to watch.

Come on, Sara.

Dance with me.

You're doing a good job.

God, you guys

are party poopers.

Go, go, go, go, go...

God.

I have to powder my nose.

It's down the hall,

to the right.

Please.

We've been waiting for you.

You didn't tell us

you're gonna be three,

we would've brought a friend.

To watch!

We're going to the party!

Ooh, itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny,

yellow polka-dot bikini.

Who gets to suck

my big bad weeny?

No. No, no, no.

This one is mine.

No! She's mine!

Mine!

Okay!

Fucking slut!

Little fucking slut.

They made Emily watch,

which was the worst thing

they could do to her.

Emily died while she watched us.

Emily.

No. No.

Oh, Jesus.

We can't run anymore.

None of us.

Emily ran, and it didn't work.

Oh, my God.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

It's the baby.

I'm gonna have...

Help her out here, man.

Let's go.

Get some more towels.

Get some more towels.

Follow me here.

Bring it right here.

All right, all right.

Put your head back.

I'm not pushing!

Okay.

Just breathe then, breathe.

Sara!

James.

Sara.

We need a doctor.

Doctor?

The guy across the way

is a doctor.

Sara?

I don't know what to do.

Come on, let's go.

Hello? Hello?

Hello?

What is it?

We need a doctor.

Oh.

Nice and easy,

nice and easy,

very gentle we do this.

Okay?

Now, what do you feel

on that side?

Oh. Wait a minute.

Hmm?

It's like... oh, God.

Oh, no.

What? What?

What's wrong?

What's wrong?

It's okay, Sara.

I'm not leaving you.

Baby's coming out feet first,

that's a breech birth.

We've got to turn

the baby around.

I don't think we can do that.

It's okay.

Easy, easy.

We can do it.

Nice deep breaths,

nice deep breaths.

All right, come on.

Now we pull.

Oh, God.

She looks like you.

Yeah?

Hello, sir.

It's us from across the street.

Oh, yeah.

How are you?

How are you?

Well, we'd like to thank you

for what you did for Sara

last night.

Okay. That's fine.

I... you're welcome.

Sir, I'd also like

to take responsibility

for what happened to your dog.

I am prepared to answer

any questions

if you might have any.

No, I don't have

any questions.

Thanks, anyway.

I really don't.

I'll see you.

Sir, this is for you.

What, what is it?

It's a puppy, sir.

Hey, man.

That was so cool,

the both of you.

Come on, let's go home.

All units, road is open.

Be advised, homicide suspect,

possibly armed and dangerous.

What the hell is going on?

I got a call you got a body.

We need to talk with...

With the openings

of the roads that weekend came

the details of what Emily did

to the two men

that hurt her friends.

We have reason to believe

she was involved

in a shooting...

Since that day I've wondered,

searching for some meaning

in her death.

All units,

the suspect appears

to have committed suicide.

♪ Is it all a state of mind?

♪ Is falling in love with you

♪ Just a matter of time?

The earth trembled

the day Emily died.

That was something

that nobody spoke about.

It was never brought up,

not even once.

You know, I never met Emily.

But like everybody else,

she did change my life.

It was Emily's calling

that led me to your mother.

It was Emily's calling

that led me to you.

Emily.

♪ No, no, never again

♪ Is all a state of mind

♪ So what if I never

♪ Was it a matter of time

♪ Or just a matter of time?

♪ Falling down

♪ 'Cause I'm falling down

♪ I lost my faith in angels

♪ I lost my faith in love

♪ Is nothing ever sacred

♪ Ever good enough?

♪ The heaven not forsaken

♪ The heart that you defend

♪ And leaves my spirit shaken

♪ Now I'm lost again

♪ Again

♪ I don't know how to love you

♪ When I'm so afraid

♪ I know, I cry

♪ Reaching out to you

♪ I wonder why I'm an angel

♪ Angel no heaven can hold

♪ I am falling

♪ Falling toward

♪ What you let go

♪ But I'm an angel

♪ That no heaven can hold

♪ Sometimes you're lost

♪ In the thought

♪ Of what you left behind

♪ And you're counting

♪ The calls

♪ At the end of the line

♪ You're walking through

♪ A daydream

♪ In the middle of the night

♪ Sometimes when you look

♪ At love

♪ It doesn't feel quite right

♪ Sometimes we look

♪ For answers

♪ Sometimes we look for signs

♪ Sometimes all

♪ We're looking for

♪ Is a little bit more time

♪ But in our shaded places

♪ We realize we've crossed

♪ Some kind of line

♪ It's best to leave sometimes

♪ Sometimes